01x41 - Camping Is in Tents

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- Okay, children, who's ready for camping?!

(Cricket chirps)

- I can't heaaaar you!

- (Yawns)

- I said: (into megaphone) ARE YOU READY TO CAAAAAAMP?!

- Ugh. I HATE camping!

(Flames crackle)

(Lightning strikes) Ugh!

(Pained moan)

- (Giggles) I just love camping so much!

When I was your age I never--

- Ugh. Going camping is bad enough,

do we have to hear stories about when you were a kid too?

- (Chuckles) Duncan,

even your bad attitude can't bring me down today.

- Because we're going cam--

- BECAUSE WE'RE GOING CAMPING!

We're making good time.

- (Snores)

- (Gasps) The campsite!

Ahh! Ahh!

It's beautiful!

Chef: No, Owen, that's a burger place.

- Oh.

We're here! Look guys, look!

Chef: Nope, that's a taco place.

- Ohhhh...

I guess my parents never took me camping after all.

- Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf!

Chef: Izzy, for the last time,

you're not a Labradoodle,

head inside the bus!

(Bugs splat)

- Oh wow, that's amazing!

Would you like to hear some interesting facts

about Bigfoot? - Sure!

Would you like to hear some interesting facts

about Big Butt?

- (Gasp) Do I ever!

- (Relaxed exhale)

What a nice relaxing drive through nature.

So quiet and peaceful...

- Chef?

(Hushed) I need to use the little girl's room!

- Don't worry, Courtney, we'll just stop right up here.

Naahh, too gross.

No, too creepy!

That's just terrifying!

Nah, too intimidating!

- Chef! I really have to go!

- It'll only be a few more minutes.

- Look Chef, this is happening

whether I'm in a bathroom or not!

Chef: Short cut!

(All scream)

- That shortcut was a bad idea.

(All scream)

(Dazed groans)

- I think I swallowed my sippy cup.

(Sloshing)

- I realize that short cut got a little bumpy, but--

- A little bumpy?

(Steam hisses)

- Chef, where's the washroom located?

- That way!

You can't miss it! Just stay on the path.

- (Humming)

(Scared whimpers)

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(Bat screeches)

- (Gulps)

(Crow caws)

- (Gasps)

(Doom music)

(Bat screeches)

- (Screams)

Okay. I'll just hold it.

- According to my book,

there've been Bigfoot sightings in these woods.

- WHAT?! - BIGFOOT?!

- I don't like the sound of that!

- (Laughs)

Kids you don't need to worry about seeing a Bigfoot.

- (Relieved sighs)

- You should worry about Bigfoot seeing you!

- Why? What happens if it sees us?

- TELL US WHAT HAPPENS?!

- (Chuckling) RELAX.

It was a joke.

A hilarious and terrifying joke

that could turn out to be eerie foreshadowing

for what happens on this adventure.

I'll set up the tents and you kids can go explore.

Just don't leave the clearing.

- I can't believe we just left the clearing.

- Whoa, check out the view!

- (Gasps)

Well, I'm bored.

- Yeah. - Me too.

- CAMPING BLOWS CHUNKS!

(Echo) Camping blows chunks!

(Echo) Camping blows chunks!

- Let me try!

- I LOVE HAMBURGER--WHOA...

Ow. Oof. AHH! OOOH.

- Whoa, we better go check on him.

- Oh, we're getting pretty far from the clearing!

- Harold! Owen might be hurt!

And I love breaking rules!

- Umm, okay, ha ha.

I'll wait for you at the campsite.

- Are you okay? - Owwwww...

yeah, luckily this diary broke my fall.

- Whoa! Look at this place!

(Horror sting)

This is some next level destruction.

- What do you think happened here?

- Maybe a tornado?

- Looks like claw marks over there.

Probably a bear.

- (Gasp) Bear-nado....

Maybe this diary will tell us.

- Worth a shot. Read the last entry.

- (Reading) "Bigfoot found my campsite!

I'm hiding in my tent.

Oh no. He tore through my tent.

It's okay, I scrambled free and I'm hiding under my canoe.

Oh no! He smashed my canoe.

This is very bad, it was a rental

and I've surely lost my deposit.

Ahh! Bigfoot's got me."

- I guess that was the end of him.

- "This isn't the end of me.

I'm going to fight him off with this oar.

(Oar cracks) That didn't work.

He's got my leg. He's eating me.

This is taking far longer than I would have expected!

This may sound odd, but I wish his teeth were sharper.

To whomever finds this,

I've made a map to lead you to Bigfoot's treasure."

- Treasure?! - Alright!

- "But beware, you must, never ever, ever..."

And that's where it ends.

- Never ever what? UGH!

I hate it when a diary ends on a cliff hanger!

- C'mon, we got the map, let's go find that treasure!

- But camp is the other direction.

Guys? What about Bigfoot?!

WAIT UP!

- That's the last tent, kids!

Two, four, six...

Oh crud! Did I lose kids already?

Well, I guess I'd better get them...

before they get eaten by Bigfoot!

(Horror gasps)

- I don't wanna die!

- (Giggles) There's no Bigfoot!

It's so cute the way you kids believe anything I say

just because I'm an adult in charge of your safety!

Ha ha ha!

- Chef! Chef-Chef!

Ooh! Beth, Duncan and Owen left the clearing!

I tried to stop them!

- Well, I guess I'd better get them.

Wait here.

(Wolf howls) (Brunch cracks)

(Rustling)

- What's that noise? What is it?

- I think we're about to find out!

(Big roar)

- (Screaming)

- IMMA BIG, BIGFOOT!

- Why do you keep scaring us?

- (Laughing)

'Cause you make it easy.

There's no such thing as Bigfoot.

- I don't care what Chef says.

I know there's a Bigfoot in these woods...

so I'm setting traps!

- What are we even looking for?

- Something that matches up

with anything drawn on this map.

- Or camp. Finding camp would be good.

Or that burger place we saw earlier.

I'm starving.

(Rustling) It's Bigfoot!

He's gonna eat us!

It's Chef! YAY!

- I'm glad I found you kids.

Why you wandering around in the woods?!

- We're looking for a treasure. - Treasure?

- Bigfoot's treasure!

- I told you, Bigfoot isn't real.

And if he doesn't exist,

neither does his treasure.

- But we found-- - Enough.

We gotta get back to camp before dark.

Now follow me!

- So is Bigfoot real or not?

I don't wanna wet my pants for no reason.

I recently stopped doing that.

- Sweet bladder control, dude.

I wonder if Chef's found Owen, Beth and Duncan yet.

- I bet Bigfoot already got 'em.

And given the chance he'll get us too.

Now help me with these traps

or none of us will make it out of here (hushed) alive!

- I didn't come all the way out here

just to be eaten by Bigfoot!

I'm gonna live, and star in the TV movie

they make about this trip.

- Okay, this Bigfoot threat means

we should probably implement some sort of washroom

buddy system, right?

Maybe go to the outhouse in a groups?

- Huh, no.

We just need to make traps. And plenty of 'em!

- Oh. 'Kay! I'll be back... sooooon.

(Bat screech) (Lightning strikes)

- Nope. Too scary.

I don't need an outhouse.

If peeing in the great outdoors was good enough

for my pre-historic cave sisters,

it's good enough for me.

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- Hey Rabbit! A little privacy please!

- (Sniffs)

- Go away! SHOO!

ARGH! Great! Now I can't go!

- (Sigh) The Bigfoot traps are set, now we wait.

- (Hushed) What are we waiting for?

- So what happens if you catch him?

- I take Bigfoot on tour, Jude,

and show the world!

(Crowd cheers)

(Wild roaring)

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- No Jude! I meant a science tour!

- (Gasp) We can't have a fire! We're just kids.

Kids can't start fires.

(Lightning strikes) All: (Cheer)

- Oh, well, I guess this is okay.

- Are you ready for a scary story?

- Is it about Bigfoot?

- No. I said a scary story.

This is all truuuuue...

- AAAHHHHH!

- Seriously? I haven't even started yet.

(Sighs) Anyway, let's begin...

- ...when you're all grown up,

there's no more Nap Time.

You can eat as much candy as you want,

but it'll make you sick.

And you can't play with your toys anymore...

- (Crying)

Make her stop!

- ...because your parents gave them all...AWAY!

- NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

(Tha-chunk)

- (Gasp) My Bigfoot trap! I caught Bigfoot!

Argh, it's just Cody.

- Do you want down?

- No thank you, I like it in here.

I feel like a bird! Cheep cheep!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

AHHHHHHH!!!!

- See dudes? There is no Bigfoot.

- Careful, Courtney,

you don't want to accidentally burst.

Here we go.

(Rustling)

(Gasps) Buh-Buh-BIGFOOT!

(Fire crackles)

- I just saw Bigfoot! I was out in the woods--

- You actually saw him?

- Well, I heard him in the bushes.

- That could have been anything.

A squirrel. A cougar--

- I know what I heard!

- I hope it is Bigfoot!

If he comes here tonight, he will be caught.

- We can't let Harold capture Bigfoot!

He's not even gonna let him play in a band!

We need to find Bigfoot

and warn him to stay away from here.

- I have a plan!

We can open a restaurant called Tater-Tater-Tater

and make a TV commercial.

Yee-haw!

Here at Tater-Tater-Tater we got taters!

And taters!

And taters!

And remember, here at Tater-Tater-Tater,

Bigfoot always eats free!

(Farts)

- (Sniff) Smells like taters!

- Or we could go find him in the woods.

- Yes, and warn him that there's a Bigfoot out there!

- Whoa, I didn't even think of that!

- Why is it taking us twice as long

to get back to the camp as it did to wander away from camp?

- Quit complaining. I'll get us there.

My trusty compass will show us the way!

I think.

- Uh, Chef,

I think your compass might actually be a watch?

- Don't be silly. It's a compass.

- Which direction are we heading?

- We're currently headed just east of eight o'clock.

Ohhh I see.

(Gasp) It's a watch?!

- Oooohhhh! I gotta pee so bad!

Okay, Courtney. Think about dry things.

Desert. Sandpaper.

Chef's roast beef.

(Lightning strikes, rain patters heavily)

- Gahhhh!

- We'd better find somewhere to sleep.

- I know just the place, c'mon!

- Isn't that just getting closer to the lightning?

- Trust me! (Lightning strikes)

- Oh no. Everyone inside that cave.

Duncan: Ugh, I'm getting soaked.

Chef, camping stinks!

- Nah. Look at the sweet cave we get to sleep in!

Totally safe and warm!

Now, let's get some shut-eye!

(Rain patters)

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(Screeches)

- (Yawns)

Thanks for letting us crash in your nest, Mama Bird!

- (Yawns)

(Birds chirp)

- Oh, what's for breakfast?

(Regurgitates)

- I prefer my worms on a hook.

- Chef, wake up!

I checked out this cave while you were sleeping and look!

The map matches the cave perfectly!

- And this helpful skeleton is showing us the way!

- The map is real.

- Which means the treasure is real!

- It does match!

(Gasp) The treasure is... real.

Both: YES!

- And if the treasure's real then so is Bigfoot, right?

Right, guys?

- It looks like the treasure is deep, deep inside this cave.

- Like a real, actual monster.

- There are a few tricky parts

we'll have to pass along the way.

Here. Here. And definitely here.

- Shouldn't we go back to camp

and make sure everyone else is safe?

- No risk, no reward!

- But there's lots of risk!

SO MUCH RISK!

- Let's go get rich!

- (Whimpers)

(Gasp) Wait up!

- We need more traps on the western parameter!

- Why? We made it through the night.

- We did, but somehow Bigfoot made it past all my traps

and took Jude and Izzy.

- He needs to step it up.

or die!

Harold chose step it up.

- Your choice made no sense!

Anyway, the more traps we set up the safer we are.

- OOF! It's not easy being a bird.

(Screaming)

- Whoa. This sure looks kind of dangerous.

Watch your step, kids.

- AHHH! (Lava sizzles)

AH! WAIT UP!

- (Gasp!) Lava gators!

(Flames whoosh)

C'mon kids! Argh!

- It's just one little jump, Owen.

You can do this!

Ahhh! Ahhhh! (Splash)

(Effort grunt)

(Rumbling)

- Ahhhh!

(Pained screams)

- Ahh!

- Ow.

(Accordion plays)

- Oh no, a locked door!

- Hold up!

(Rumbling)

Problem solved!

- (Panting)

- If someone was hunting me,

I would stand incredibly still,

blending into the surroundings.

Oof! Like that!

- (Snarls)

- Uh ohhhh.

- Don't worry, Jude, I actually speak a little Sasquatch.

(GROWLING!)

- (ANGRY GROWLING!)

- (ANGRIER GROWLING!)

- (SAD GROWLING!)

- (FRIENDLY GROWLING!)

- What's happening?

- His girlfriend dumped him.

- (SAD GROWLING!)

- She left him for the Abominable Snowman!

- A tale as old as time, bro.

- This is the last door, kids!

- How do we get through?

- Don't worry, I got this!

(Door rumbles)

All: (Gasp!)

- We're going to be rich, kids!

Wuh-oh.

(Rumbling)

- The cave is falling apart!

We gotta get out of here!

All: Ahhhhhh!

- (Panting) That was too close!

But totally worth it!

We got Bigfoot's treasure!

We're gonna be rich!

- And we didn't die, which is also kind of important.

- Chef, look! Campfire smoke.

- (Gasp) We can use that to find our way back.

C'mon!

- I can't hold it in any longer!

(Trap snaps, scream)

- This is it.

It's go time!

Bigfoot is here! And he's found my traps!

(Traps snap, pained screaming)

(Traps snap, pained screaming)

- I GOT HIM! Ha!

Take that Bigfoot! Haha!

Oh no... Chef?! Um... sorry?

Bye!

- Where did all these traps come from?

Ahhh!

The sooner we get back,

the sooner I can have a nice hot bath

and reset my broken bones!

- Then we sell that gold foot and split the cash!

- Boo-yah!

- Almost there, almost there.

(Bats screech)

Awwwwww.

Stop! Being! Silly! (Slaps face)

- Whaaaa?

- (Screams) - (Scream)

- (Screams) - (Scream)

- (Screams) - (Scream)

- (Shrill scream)

- Thanks for taking us back to the campsite, dude.

I'll introduce you to everyone.

When they see how rad you are,

they'll be like,

"no cage for you, m'man!"

- (Happy gurgling sound)

(GROWLS!)

- Ahhhh!

Bigfoot's after me!

- (Snarling)

- No, Bigfoot's after me!

Huh?

- (Groans)

- Where's Chef with our treasure?

His tent is empty!

- Bigfoot's right behind me!

- There are two Bigfoots!

- (Gasps)

- AAAHHHH!!

- I hate camping! Let's moooovvee!

(Engine roars, tires squeal)

Kids: Go! Go! Go!

(Toilet flushes)

- Huh?

- (Groans) Hi. - Heeyyy.

- (Sad growling)

(Growling)

(Growling)

- (Happy growls)

- Well kids, it took twice as long to get home

as it should have.

But I'm just happy the bus didn't completely fall apart

along the way!

- Out of my way, I gotta peeeeeeeee!

Finally! (BAM) What?

NOOOOOOOOOOO!