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Chef: Uh-huh. That's a finger paintin'.
Umm-hmm.
Owen, you're supposed to paint the paper, not yourself.
- Oh, sorry, Chef.
I want it to be perfect.
- Nice smiley face.
- It's supposed to be a donkey.
- Right. That's what I meant.
Perfect donkey. Nailed it.
- Aw, thanks, chef! Up top!
- No!
(Smack, splash)
Why does your paint taste like lemon?
- That's because it's from the delicious lemon pie
I found in the fridge.
Mmmmm... tangy.
- Owen! I was saving that pie for my lunch!
You have got yourself a time out!
- (Gasp) A timeout?!
I've never had one of those before!
- To the timeout corner.
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- (Happy gasp)
- No, wrong corner.
(Lightning cracks) - Owen, it's time.
- Ahhhhh!
- To the timeout corner. March!
- Okay.
- He seemed like such a nice kid.
- I'll never forget you, blond person.
- Hang in there, Owen.
I'll be here when you get out, buddy.
(Gate slams)
- You got minutes.
- Can I play with toys?
- No. There are no toys at timeout!
- Nooooooo- wait.
Can I go get some? - Nope.
- Nooooooooo!
- Careful, kid.
Using an outdoor voice'll get you more time.
- Duncan? You're in timeout too?
- Dude, I was born in timeout.
(Screaming, punching thud)
- You get a timeout for that.
- This is my first one.
- Really? So you've never caused trouble before?
- I have,
but it's always the kind where Chef says,
"just glad you're okay."
- Weeeeeeeee-ugh! Chef: Owen?!
(Crashing sound) - Just glad you're okay.
Chef: Owen?!
Just glad you're okay.
Owen: Ohhh... Chef: Owen?!
(Sigh) Just glad you're okay.
(Clock tic tocs echo)
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(Scratching rasp)
- I can't take this anymore!
How long has it been?!
- Ten seconds.
- Sitting still is so hard.
(Sigh) At least I'm not alone.
Being alone is the worst. I can't stand being alo--
Duncan?! - Shhhh!
- Where are you going?
We're supposed to stay in our timeout chairs.
You can't leave.
Unless you're going to another timeout chair.
Chef, is there another timeout cha--
- I'm getting out of here to have some fun.
And you aren't going to talk to anyone about it. Right?
- But talking is my thing! It's what I do.
If you're not here I'll have to talk to someone.
Maybe about how you're not here.
I mean it might come up in some--
- Stop! Just... come with me.
Trust me, it'll be fun.
- (Owen grunts)
Won't Chef notice that we're missing?
- Don't worry! I've got it covered.
Chef: You boys behaving yourselves over there?
Good.
- This tunnel was supposed to come out in the field
behind the daycare but it actually turned out way better.
Way better.
Welcome to...
Chunk e cheddars!
- (Gasps)
It's beauuuuutiful.
Duncan: It closed down last month.
So I've been doing all my timeouts here.
That's why I get in so much trouble.
You can play anything you want.
I've gotta date with a crane.
(Whirs, clank)
- Oh, I love this game. It's--
- Shhh! Gotta focus.
I've been trying to nab this freaky spider for weeks.
I just... can't... get it...
- You want me to try? I know a trick.
(Knuckles crack)
- (Gasp)
(Running thuds) (Effort grunt)
- Owen...?
- Ta-daaaa!
- Wow. That was brilliant!
- (Bashful chuckle) Thank you!
- C'mon let's go have some fun together!
- Okay!
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(Ball rolls, thuds)
(Ball pings rapidly, bell dings)
(Winners bell rings) - Yay!
(Puck thwacks)
- Woohoo!
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(Laughing)
- Owen, your timeout is done.
I hope you learned something.
- I sure did.
- Good!
I love being told what I wanna hear.
Go join the other kids.
- Don't tell anyone else about chunk e cheddars, okay?
- I promise. That place is amazing!
- Yeah, it's weird.
I've always been more of lone wolf,
but hangin' with you was kinda fun.
- (Touched) Really? Thanks!
Maybe we can do it again and be two lone wolves.
(Wolf howling)
- Oh. I'd need to get another timeout,
and what're the chances of that happening.
- I think that's up to you.
- Up to me? How would it be up--
Duncan: Uh-huh. Now go get in trouble,
so we can sneak back there and play.
- Okay. Now I just gotta do something baaaad.
- Look Chef, I'm dancing. Badly!
- Hey, hey, hey! I kinda like it!
Hey everybody let's do the Owen!
(Laughs) Yeaaah, I'm doin' the Owen.
- (Disappointed sigh)
Chef, look!
I'm drawing another donkey... badly!
- Owen, that's a real improvement
on your first donkey.
(Shudders) Now that was bad.
Aw. Look at those little ears.
I'm gonna hang this in my office.
- I'm bad at being bad.
Chef, look! It's raining books!
- Owen! Owen!
You just bought yourself a-- (Thud)
- Whu...what were you saying, Chef?
- (Sigh) Just glad you're okay.
- Whoa...
(Spiting)
- Duncan! - Whu?!
- I'm having trouble getting in trouble.
- Ha ha. I was like you once.
But then I made my first escape.
(Scissors snap)
- Teach me to be bad.
- Come with me.
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(Laughing, howling)
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(Ball pings)
(Laughing, howling)
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- Ahhhh!
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(Howling)
- Being bad is so good!
- What's going on with you today, Owen?
- What do you mean?
- Ah, she means you're kind of acting like a jerk.
- I knew that Duncan would be a bad influence
- Yeah! You're turning into a big meanie, Owen!
And we don't like it.
- Hey, buddy!
It's been a while since I've seen you;
you being my best pal n' all.
- (Nervous) Oh. Hey Noah.
My bestie. What's up?
- Check out the pie my mom made for the class!
It's the size of my face!
Almost exactly the same size.
See? My face would fit into this pie perfectly.
- Pie? Face?
Oh, Noah, best buddy! I'm so sorry...
but you gave me this idea.
- What has gotten into you, Owen?
That's another timeout.
- There goes the bad kid.
- I've already forgotten your name, Owen.
Ugh! I remembered it. Crud!
- Looks like I might need a new bestie.
- Hey, buddy! How's my fellow lone wolf doin'?
- Lonely.
- Yeah, well that's the life of a lone wolf.
- Duncan, I know being bad can be good.
But I think it might also be... bad.
- Yeah. You don't make a lot of friends being bad.
But you'll get use to it!
Let's do this. You only have minutes.
- Ugh...
I don't really feel like playing anymore.
- But I can't play ping pong by myself.
- (Whimpers)
- Well...
aw, man.
Okay, Owen, I might be able to help you fix this.
(Playful laughter)
- Owen! Thanks for telling us about this place!
You're the best!
- Wow! I really love smashing things!
- I like the tunnel. It's super creepy.
- Um, thanks? Gwen: You're welcome.
- So you're okay that I brought everyone?
- Yeah, it's cool.
There's enough fun to go around.
- But won't chef notice everyone is missing?
(In unison) Nope, we've got it covered.
Chef: And you can all sit there until your parents show up.
Timeouts aren't fun are they?
You don't have answer that, I know the answer.
The answer is no, timeouts are not fun.
(Playful laughter)
- Time outs are the b*mb! (Laughs)
(All howling)
01x16 - Having the Timeout of Our Lives
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Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.
Series re-introduces some of the original "Total Drama" characters in an alternate universe where they are aged down from teenagers to toddlers, being taken care of by Chef Hatchet.