Light pink: Help me, Action Kamen!
Light pink: Action Kamen!
Light Brown: Ahahahahaha!
Light Brown: Scream more! Cry more!
Light pink: If you do that, Action Kamen will come here.
Light Brown: And thus, he would fall into the trap we've laid.
Light pink: You coward!
Light pink: Things won't go according to your plan!
Light Brown: Very well, if you say so...
Light Brown: In exchange, you will go through great agony.
Dark Green: Action Kamen, transform!
Dark Green: Hahahahahahahaha!
Light pink: Don't come, Action Kamen! This is a trap!
Light Brown: It's too late.
Dark Green: Let go of her, Skeleton Dr. Zonbiribi!
Light Brown: Get him!
Group: B!
Light Brown: What are you going to do now, Action Kamen?
Light pink: Action Kamen!
Dark Green: Action-- Rolling Thunder!
Group: B!
Group: W-Was there an expl*si*n in the script?
Group: No, of course not! Cut! Cut!
Group: Oh no! Gou-san!
Dark Green: W- What are you doing?
Light yellow: I'll take the Action Stone.
Group: Are you okay, Gou-san?
Group: Hey! He's over here!
Light pink: Are you hurt, Action Kamen?
Light Brown: Gou-san!
Light pink: Get a grip of yourself, Action Kamen!
Dark Green: I've twisted my ankle.
Group: Well, there isn't much you can do.
Group: We'll use your double for the remaining part.
Dark Green: I'm really sorry.
Group: No, it's not your fault.
Group: H- Hey...
Group: What's wrong?
Shin-Chan: Shin-Chan
Group: Act
Group: io
Group: n
Group: Ka
Group: me
Group: n
Group: Ha
Group: i
Group: gu
Group: re
Group: Ma
Group: o
Sign: Family Store
Group: Wel... come?
Sign: Chocobi
Green: W-Which one should I buy?
Shin-Chan: Masao-kun, don't let it bother you.
Shin-Chan: Deluxe, deluxe, okay?
Shin-Chan: Oh?
Green: S- Shin-chan, don't you mean "relax"?
Shin-Chan: Same thing!
Green: I'd like this one.
Pink: Hurry up!
Green: Wait a sec...
Green: It's the chimpanzee general, Monkeykey.
Pink: A villain card, right?
Shin-Chan: Such a bummer, I don't want it!
Green: It's mine! I won't give it to you anyway!
Shin-Chan: Oh?
Green: Ahh, I can't get my deck completed at all.
Green: This is now my fifth Monkeykey card.
Shin-Chan: Oooh Masao-kun, you like him that much?
Shin-Chan: Then, from now on, we'll call you the
Shin-Chan: minister of monkeys, Monkeykey!
Green:Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!
Sign: The minister of monkeys, Monkeykey
Green: Stop it! Please don't,
Green: Shin-chan! Anything but that!
Shin-Chan: Oh, then instead of Monkeykey,
Shin-Chan: Should we call you... Makkaka?
Note-box:
Note: Note: Makkaka means flush of face, hence Masao-kun's new "nickname".
Pink: Stop it, Shin-chan!
Pink: So, Masao-kun, how many did you gather so far?
Green: Me? so far.
Pink: Wow, that many? That's amazing!
Pink: What about you, Shin-chan?
Shin-Chan: Uh... I don't have that many.
Pink: About ?
Shin-Chan: Nine...
Dark yellow: I have...
Pink: A card holder!
Green: So you got all of them? Amazing!
Pink: How many do you have?
Dark yellow: About .
Pink: Nee, can you show it to us?
Dark yellow: Sure.
Shin-Chan: Ooh! Show it, show it, show it!
Green: Wow! That one is nice!
Green: That too!
Pink: So pretty!
Shin-Chan: Bou-chan, you sure can move quickly.
Dark yellow: Sometimes.
Dark blue: Hm?
Pink: I'm collecting Mimiko-chan's cards.
Pink: The chance of getting her is one to three.
Shin-Chan: Ooh, it's Action Kamen!
Green: Don't touch that!
Green: Number is a very rare card!
Pink: Same with number , Mimiko-chan's card.
Dark blue: Zorome cards have become a rarity too.
Pink: Ah, you're collecting them too, Kazama-kun?
Dark blue: I- I'm not collecting such childish things.
Dark blue: The son of my dad's friend
Dark blue: in the candy store has...
Dark blue: What?
Shin-Chan: What's Jorome?
Shin-Chan: Is it a new villain of the
Shin-Chan: Black MekeMeke Group?
Dark blue: It's "zorome"!
Dark blue: Like eleven or twenty-two.
Dark blue: If there are two adjacent and identical
Dark blue: numbers we call them "zorome".
Shin-Chan: Ooh-hoooo!
Dark blue: If you collect all Action Kamen cards,
Dark blue: You can get the Action Kamen
Dark blue: Transformation Set, right?
Group: Yes.
Dark blue: However, there aren't many zorome cards created.
Dark blue: In exchange, they make a lot
Dark blue: of villain cards, I've heard.
Green: No way!
Dark blue: The card is so rare,
Dark blue: People call it the "Legendary Card".
Shin-Chan: Kazama-kun, you know this pretty well
Shin-Chan: for someone who's not collecting them!
Dark blue: Anyway! I'm going to be late to
Dark blue: the Chibikko english cram school.
Dark blue: Bye!
Dark blue: I've only got eight so far...
Dark blue: Mum isn't really buying many Chocobis after all.
Group: Okay, we're starting!
Group: Lights are ready!
Group: Camera staff is ready!
Group: Action Kamen, please be very careful
Group: when we get to the NG scene.
Group: Okay.
Group: Then, let's start!
Group: Yes, here we go.
Group: Ready.
Sign: Action Kamen
Sign: Action Kamen
Sign: Action Kamen
Sign: Action Kamen
Sign: Action Kamen
Sign: Action Kamen
Group: Start!
Light Brown: This is the end of the road, Action Kamen!
Light pink: Hang in there, Action Kamen!
Dark Green: This is far from over, I will never give up!
Dark Green: I cannot let evil defile this peaceful earth,
Dark Green: I also cannot give up.
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen,
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen,
Shin-Chan: Seigi no Kamen
Shin-Chan: The mask of justice.
Shin-Chan: Go, go, gooo! Let's go!
Shin-Chan: Go, go, gooo! Let's go!
Shin-Chan: Misae, okaeri!
Shin-Chan: Whoooah!
Shin-Chan: Mum, are you mad?
Shin-Chan: Are you constipated again?
Cyan: That's not it!
Cyan: Did I tell you when the curfew is?
Shin-Chan: What's the magic word when
Shin-Chan: asking another person a question?
Cyan: Pleeease tell me.
Shin-Chan: What's a cufeferw?
Cyan: Is your head filled with tofu
Cyan: and concrete or something?
Shin-Chan: Ooh, I'm not really like that!
Cyan: I'm not praising you...
Cyan: You know, Shin-chan, a good boy
Cyan: comes home around : o'clock.
Shin-Chan: Oooh! It's time for the Action Kamen show!
Cyan: Hey you, wait! I'm not done talkin--
Sign: Shiro
Shin-Chan: Shiro, are you doing well?
Shin-Chan: See you then!
Shin-Chan: Hoi!
Sign: Shiro
Shin-Chan: Not... here!
Cyan: Oh my, what are you looking for Shinnosuke-kun?
Cyan: Are you, supposedly... looking for this?
Shin-Chan: Ooh, that's it! Gimme, gimme!
Shin-Chan: Gimme, gimme!
Cyan: Just joking! Not allowed!
Shin-Chan: Please hurry and give it to me, mum!
Cyan: Look, look, come and take it.
Cyan: Yahaaay, silly Shin-chan, come and get it!
Cyan: Hohohohoho!
Cyan: Whoops!
Cyan: You're too weak, Shinnosuke!
Shin-Chan: Don't you feel ashamed of yourself, Misae!?
Cyan: It's not that I like to do this!
Shin-Chan: Yay~ You've got mad, got mad, big-butt Misae!
Shin-Chan: Your chest is small but your butt is so big!
Sign: Shiro
Cyan: Stay here and reflect on your actions.
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen...
Shin-Chan: Oh, I've got it!
Dark Green: Action Kamen-- transform!
Dark blue: Eh!?
Dark Green: Hahahahahaha!
Shin-Chan: Wahahahahaha!
Cyan: H- hey!, how did you turn on the telly?
Light pink: Action Kamen, Don't come here!
Shin-Chan: You're too weak Misae!
Shin-Chan: Of course, I can still turn on the telly!
Dark blue: Kuh! You already know...
Dark blue: He learns the bad stuff so fast.
Dark blue: Okay!
Group: Hahahaha, I guess I'm simply inferior.
Group: Oh, old men are so annoying!
Light Brown: What will you do, Action Kamen?
Light pink: Action Kamen!
Shin-Chan: Eheee!
Group: Now, I haven't done anything yet!, I'm so usele--
Dark Green: Action Rollin--
Group: Annoying, useless, annoying, useless, ann-- !
Cyan: AAARGH, geez!
Cyan: If this isn't plugged in, then it won't wooork!
Cyan: Bleeeh!
Shin-Chan: I will-- !
Cyan: Aaah, hey!
Shin-Chan: Nnngh!
Cyan: Geez, I've got it, I've got it!
Cyan: You can watch it now.
Shin-Chan: Really!?
Cyan: What is that Action Kamen anyway...
Cyan: I don't get what all the fuss is about.
Dark Green: Action Beam!
Light Brown: I will see you in hell, Action Kamen!
Light pink: Thank you, Action Kamen.
Dark Green: As long as evil exist on Earth, we will
Dark Green: have to keep fighting, Mimiko-kun!
Light pink: Yes!
Group: Hahahahahaha, wahahahahaha!
Sign: To be continued
Cyan: Oh, Shinnosuke, aren't you going to
Cyan: do the "wahahahaha" pose too?
Cyan: Hm?
Shin-Chan: Something is wrong...
Cyan: What's not right?
Shin-Chan: This Action Kamen is fake.
Cyan: Ha...?
Shin-Chan: This Action Kamen is definitely an imposter!
Shin-Chan: You saw it mum! Couldn't you tell?
Cyan: Who cares if Action Kamen
Cyan: is real or fake or not...
Cyan: I'm turning off the telly
Shin-Chan: Ooh!
Shin-Chan: What was that!? Mum, something really
Shin-Chan: weird just showed up on the scree-- !
Cyan: That's your own face!
Shin-Chan: Shirooo, wait for meee!
Shin-Chan: That was some really strange show on telly.
Shin-Chan: The Action Kamen there was also fake.
Shin-Chan: You believe me, right, Shiro?
Shin-Chan: Mum's a big-butt old hag after all,
Shin-Chan: that's why she couldn't tell the difference!
Cyan: Oh sh**t!
Cyan: I forgot to plug in the rice cooker...
Cyan: I only halfly cooked the rice...
Shin-Chan: h*-hoooi!
Shin-Chan: Okaeri, mum! I've taken Shiro for a walk.
Cyan: Thanks for the effort!
Shin-Chan: Oooh... I'm so hungry.
Cyan: I'm getting the dinner ready as you can see.
Shin-Chan: What, you only started now?
Shin-Chan: You pushed the responsibility of
Shin-Chan: taking Shiro for a walk on me.
Shin-Chan: And here you stayed at home and did nothing!
Cyan: Hmpf, taking care of Shiro was originally
Cyan: your responsibility anyway!
Cyan: Ah...
Cyan: Shinnosuke, I'm going to give Shiro
Cyan: his food first, please bring me his bowl.
Shin-Chan: Okaaaaay!
Shin-Chan: h*-hoooi!
Dark yellow: Tadaima.
Cyan: Okaeri.
Shin-Chan: Itterashai, dad!
Dark yellow: You mean "okaeri".
Dark yellow: Shinnosuke, I bought you a present!
Shin-Chan: Eeeh!? What is it, what is it?
Sign:Action Kamen
Sign: Secret Encyclopedia
Sign: Everything about
Sign: Action Kamen!
Dark yellow: Look!
Shin-Chan: Oooh!
Dark yellow: Everything about Action Kamen is written in here!
Shin-Chan: Thank you dad, I wanted this book for ages!
Cyan: Aah... That book looks expensive.
Dark yellow: Yen, I was appalled when I paid for it.
Note-box:
Note:
Cyan: Yes... Children books these
Cyan: days don't come in cheap.
Cyan: So, want to take a bath?
Dark yellow: Yes.
Cyan: Quickly Shinnosuke, join him in the bath too.
Shin-Chan: It'll be fine if I do it later.
Cyan: You can read it after you have taken your bath.
Shin-Chan: Okay!
Shin-Chan: Let's do it dad!
Dark yellow: Alright!
Shin-Chan: Is your mammoth doing well?
Dark yellow: Doing extremely well! What about
Dark yellow: your zou-san, Shinnosuke?
Shin-Chan: Very well, very well!
Dark yellow: And here we go.
Light green: Hey, the rice tastes a little weird today.
Shin-Chan: Tastes weird.
Cyan: Really? I don't taste anything different.
Light green: The surface is all mushy while the core is hard.
Light green: Didn't cook it the right way?
Light green: Be more careful next time!
Shin-Chan: True true, do a proper job, Misae!
Cyan: Whose fault is it after all...
Shin-Chan: The green pepper is so hard too.
Shin-Chan: Beeh.
Cyan: Are you trying to escape?
Light green: Oh, a new technique, that's stupendous!
Group: The pitcher seems to be injured so the
Group: batters are going strong today,
Group: Also, they've gotten a home-run
Group: hit in, they are on fire today...
Group: Alright, here comes the batter.
Cyan: Shin-chan, that's enough for today,
Cyan: hurry up and go to bed
Shin-Chan: Wahahahaha! You, old hag with the make-up
Shin-Chan: You're actually disguised as big-butt Misae!
Cyan: Do you think I care?
Shin-Chan: Nee nee, I want to put on that
Shin-Chan: white powder on my face too!
Cyan: A child's skin is young and smooth,
Cyan: you don't need to take care of it.
Shin-Chan: That's right! You do have a lot of wrinkles.
Cyan: I've lost...
Cyan: Calm down, calm down.
Shin-Chan: Zou-san, zou-san!
Shin-Chan: How come you wrinkles look
Shin-Chan: Exactly like mum's Bitstream Vera Sans}~
Shin-Chan: That is because I'm the same as her!
Shin-Chan: Ooh! You appeared, you wrinkle monster!
Cyan: Hey you! Wait up!
Cyan: It's useless to run!
Cyan: Even my mask got ruined because of you!
Light green: Hey, I've got to get up early
Light green: tomorrow, so keep it down.
Cyan: Hey you, wait!... Dearest!
Group: Osora ni mukatte zunzuzun
Group: Facing towards the sky - zun zuzun
Group: Dondon nobiru yo zunzuzun
Group: Steadily growing - zun zuzun
Group: Konna chicchai tane nano ni
Group: Even though it's such a small seed
Group: Konna dekkai hana ga saku
Group: It blooms into such a big flower
Group: Himawari kirakira
Group: Sparkling sunflower
Group: Himawari kirakira
Group: Sparkling sunflower
Group: Genki genki no
Group: Lively, lively
Group: Himawari taisou
Group: Sunflower song
Shin-Chan: I'm still sleepy...
Cyan: Keep dancing, it's a bad
Cyan: habit of the kindergarteners.
Cyan: How is it? Isn't it effective?
Light green: But why do we have to join in on the dance too?
Light green: What a horrible habit...
Dark yellow: Thanks for the meal!
Dark yellow: I'm off!
Cyan: Okay!
Cyan: Did you forget anything?
Dark yellow: No.
Cyan: Tommorow is a free day, right?
Dark yellow: Yes, I think so.
Dark yellow: I'm off then!
Cyan: Take care!
Cyan: Shinnosuke, aren't you finished yet?
Shin-Chan: Just a little bit more...
Cyan: If you don't hurry the bus will leave!
Shin-Chan: Without the Action Stone,
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen can't return home.
Shin-Chan: Hmm...
Shin-Chan: Shinnosuke, the bus is here! The bus!
Shin-Chan: Ooh! Mum, you're such a pervert!
Cyan: Still reading that thing?
Cyan: Are you finished?
Shin-Chan: Not yet, doing it now...
Cyan: I'm so sorry, I will bring him
Cyan: to the kindergarten later...
Light green: Ahh, happened again?
Cyan: I'm really sorry, it always happens...
Light green: No need to, the summer
Light green: holidays starts tommorow!
Light green: Ah, it must be very hard...
Cyan: I want summer holidays too...
Shin-Chan: Take that! Rush!
Shin-Chan: Take that, take that!
Cyan: Can you at least reflect on your action?!
Shin-Chan: Oh? Hey miss, do you eat bell peppers?
Shin-Chan: Then do you like theeem?
Shin-Chan: Oh... ugh...
Dark yellow: Well, starting tomorrow,
Dark yellow: we will be in the summer holiday.
Dark yellow: If you're good kids, don't sleep with your
Dark yellow: tummies exposed or sleep without a blanket!
Dark yellow: You must also take care of your health,
Dark yellow: and make sure that you don't catch a cold.
Dark yellow: Umm... and about ice cream
Dark yellow: or juice ...
Dark yellow: You have to eat things like your fruits
Dark yellow: and vegetables so you can be healthy.
Cyan: Nee nee Shin-chan, did you see
Cyan: yesterday's Action Kamen?
Shin-Chan: Yes, I saw it. The fraud Action Kamen right?
Cyan: Eeeh?
Dark blue: What non-sense are you talking about?
Pink: Kazama-kun, did you see
Pink: Action Kamen yesterday?
Shin-Chan: Didn't you say you were going
Shin-Chan: to your cram school?
Cyan: You must have recorded it on your VCR.
Shin-Chan: You didn't go to your English cram
Shin-Chan: school, now did you Kazama-kun?
Dark blue: Of course I went!
Shin-Chan: Where's your proof?
Dark blue: Hello Mr. Shinnosuke
Dark blue: How are you?
Shin-Chan: Oooh...
Pink: Kazama-kun, you're so cool!
Shin-Chan: I am a boozu!
Dark blue: It's boy...
Shin-Chan: Same thing!
Shin-Chan: Okay, yes, thank you.
Shin-Chan: Take the knickers all off! No, no, no.
Cyan: Shin-chan, you're amazing!
Pink: Your words flow so well!
Shin-Chan: I'm not at all like that!
Dark blue: That had nothing to do with real English!
Light green: Kazama-kun! Enchou-sensei is
Light green: giving a speech, settle down!
Dark blue: Yes...
Dark blue: She got mad at me...
Shin-Chan: Now, don't be useless.
Dark blue: You meant, don't be upset!
Dark blue: But isn't this your fault anyway?
Light yellow: Even though the holiday starts here,
Light yellow: you kids still have to go to bed early!
Mauve: Geez, Himawari-gumi is still so
Mauve: undisciplined, Yoshinaga-sensei.
Light green: What are you implying, Matsuzaka-sensei?
Mauve: You have to worry about these
Mauve: kids even during summer holidays.
Mauve: Speaking of which, the Bara-
Mauve: gumi is full of good children.
Mauve: I can safely go to Hawaii to enjoy
Mauve: my holidays without worrying.
Mauve: Ah, I will be relaxing on the beach!
Mauve: Ahoho!
Light green: Guess you are going to some half-
Light green: good condo; Hawaii is no fun anyway!
Mauve: Suppose you can stay here in Japan and
Mauve: nibble on your watermelon in an old house!
Light green: My home isn't that outdated!
Mauve: Oh is that so? Ahohohohoho!
Shin-Chan: Nee nee, Kazama-kun...
Dark blue: What?
Shin-Chan: After you finished watching Action Kamen,
Shin-Chan: did you see anything strange on your telly?
Dark blue: Eh? Not at all... the video was fine.
Shin-Chan: Oooh, Kazama-kun, so you do
Shin-Chan: indeed watch Action Kamen!
Dark blue: You idiot, that's not it!
Cyan: Nene-chan, did you notice anything
Cyan: strange after the Action Kamen show?
Pink: Eh? What would that be?
Group: Hey, I heard that a ghost
Group: appeared after the show.
Group: Eeh?
Group: I heard it was a pretty big
Group: ghost too on the video!
Group: Kids, settle down, why are
Group: the teachers like this too...
Group: Dearest... what's wrong?
Dark yellow: After all I'm not fit for the principal's position.
Group: What are you saying with that look on your face!
Group: Get a grip, Kumicho!
Note: Note: Enchou-sensei has often his name mistaken with Kumichou, both due his scary apparence and the name simmilarity, Kumichou is the leader of a yakuza clan while Enchou typically means principal
Dark yellow: Hey, brats! Don't think that you can screw
Dark yellow: up just because the summer holiday started!
Dark yellow: During the holiday, if any other faction
Dark yellow: comes to destroy our property,
Dark yellow: Then how can our school continue to thrive here?
Dark yellow: Listen up! Cut the rubbish, and be serious about
Dark yellow: how you spend your holiday, GOT IT?
Group: YEAH!
Dark yellow: So then, just be good
Dark yellow: during this summer holiday...
Sign: Kitakasukabe Hospital
Light pink: How is it?
Dark Green: Look!
Light pink: Geez...
Dark Green: Even the doctor was surprised, he said
Dark Green: that my recovery speed is inhuman.
Light pink: You can't say careless things like that now!
Light pink: If we don't have the Action Stone--
Light pink: Then there is no way to
Light pink: return to the other world.
Dark Green: Yes...
Dark Green: We must hurry and retrieve the Action Stone.
Light pink: Don't worry, we will find it soon.
Cyan: The kids are released for summer holiday today.
Cyan: Every day is going to be a pain for me now!
Group: True, it is so hard with my two kids at home.
Cyan: Suppose we can't watch our shows and
Cyan: take a nap at the same time anymore.
Shin-Chan: Ooh-h*!
Cyan: Shinnosuke, when the heck did you get there!?
Shin-Chan: Don't mind me.
Cyan: Weren't you supposed to be at the kindergarten?
Shin-Chan: We only had to attend the ceremony today.
Cyan: I see...
Cyan: Let's go shopping before we go back home.
Shin-Chan: Buy me some Chocobi, Chocobi!
Cyan: Let's see, first we have to get some green peppers.
Cyan: And stop by the meat shop to buy some pork...
Cyan: H- hey!
Shin-Chan: Green peppers are what I h-a-t-e.
Cyan: What are you doing?! Get down!
Cyan: Argh!
Cyan: Geez!
Cyan: I can't even enjoy a bicycle ride with you!
Shin-Chan: I'm not really like that!
Cyan: I'm not--
Cyan: PRAISING YOU!
Shin-Chan: Okay...
Cyan: Excuse me.
Group: Yes, welcome!
Shin-Chan: Give me gr of delicious Chocobi please!
Group: I'm sorry kid, we don't sell Chocobi here.
Shin-Chan: Then you're such an incomplete store...
Cyan: It's obvious that a butcher doesn't have Chocobi!
Cyan: Sorry about that, can you give
Cyan: me gr of pork, please?
Shin-Chan: Pig meat you say!
Shin-Chan: My mum has a lot of "meat" on her!
Group: Hahahahahaha! Oh...
Group: gr of meat right?
Group: Please come again!
Shin-Chan: 'Bye!
Group: See you next time, kid.
Sign: Butchery
Shin-Chan: Mum, what about my Chocobi?
Shin-Chan: Chocobi, Chocobi, Chocobi, I want Chocobi!
Shin-Chan: Buy me Chocobi!
Cyan: Argh, you're so noisy! Stop running around me!
Cyan: No staggering around as well!
Shin-Chan: Then...
Cyan: Stumbling around, wriggling and
Cyan: staggering is ABSOLUTELY not allowed!
Shin-Chan: So what would staggering be like?
Cyan: Staggering...
Cyan: ANYWAY, Just stay calm already!
Shin-Chan: Oh well ...
Cyan: Don't sit yourself down in the middle of the road!
Cyan: Geez, you idiot!
Shin-Chan: Ooh?
Cyan: What's wrong Shin-chan?
Cyan: Hey, wait!
Sign: Futaba-dou
Cyan: There was a candy store at this place?
Shin-Chan: Ooh-hoo
Cyan: Eeh, so nostalgic, so many of my childhood
Cyan: memories were from these sweets.
Shin-Chan: Ooh, there was a time when you were a kid too?
Cyan: Obviously there was!
Shin-Chan: Then where was I back then?
Cyan: Eh? Where you were...
Cyan: Of course back then, your weren't born!
Shin-Chan: Eh!?
Cyan: That's not what I mean...
Cyan: You were still in the kingdom of babies
Cyan: waiting for me to become an adult!
Shin-Chan: You're lying to me again...
Cyan: Then don't ask!
Group: Welcome...
Shin-Chan: A head-only old hag monster!
Cyan: Hey!
Cyan: Hello...
Group: What would you want to buy?
Shin-Chan: Chocobi, Chocobi, Chocobi!
Cyan: They have Chocobi?
Shin-Chan: Yaay! Chocobi, Chocobi!
Cyan: We're just buying one box!
Shin-Chan: Umm, emmm...
Shin-Chan: This one!
Cyan: Excuse me, how much is it?
Cyan: Hey! Don't open it here!
Shin-Chan: Woooooooow....
Cyan: Wow, it's beautiful! Is that a winning one?
Cyan: Can we get another box?
Cyan: Eh, no?
Group: Thank you very much!
Dark Green: Is this the kid?
Light pink: Yes!
Dark Green: Seems that our first goal has been reached.
Light pink: Then let's move on to the next step in our plans!
Dark Green: You seem quite motivated.
Light pink: Of course!
Light pink: I always say "save me Action Kamen!"
Light pink: Just doing that won't be much of a side-kick!
Dark Green: Sorry about that...
Sign: Riverside Park
Sign: Riverside Park
Dark blue: Well, that's what an acquaintance of my father
Dark blue: who works at the sweets manufacturer said.
Dark blue: Anyway, about what my
Dark blue: father heard from that person.
Dark blue: They have produced only a small number of
Dark blue: Action Kamen cards with the zorome numbers.
Group: Eeeh!? That can't be ...
Dark blue: Especially the card with the number is so rare
Dark blue: that they call it the "Legendary Card"!
Group: Eeeeh!?
Group: Then it is impossible to collect all the cards...
Dark blue: Well, since I'm not collecting these silly
Dark blue: cards anyway, I don't really care!
Shin-Chan: Wahahahahahaha! Wahahahahahaha!
Dark blue: What is it?
Shin-Chan: What do you think?
Dark blue: Hey, you can't just barge in like that...
Dark blue: you interrupted our conversation!
Dark blue: But since I'm not collecting these silly
Dark blue: cards, I don't really care!
Shin-Chan: Oh, that's right!
Shin-Chan: I have the card with the number !
Dark blue: He...? Eeeeeeh!?
Dark blue: L- lies!
Shin-Chan: Now, Kazama-kun, don't forget our promise!
Dark blue: There was no such promise!
Dark blue: Shinnosuke!
Shin-Chan: You were looking forward to it, Kazama-kun?
Dark blue: As IF!
Shin-Chan: Can't you take a joke for once?
Dark blue: What kind of joke is that!? Argh...
Group: Hey, Shin-chan, show us that card!
Shin-Chan: Okay.
Group: Eh, so this is the "Legendary Card"?
Dark blue: You are all so childish!
Group: So cool!
Group: It doesn't look at all like the other cards.
Group: It's all shiny!
Group: This is so cool!
Group: I want one too!
Dark blue: Let me see it too!
Group: So awesome!
Cyan: That's a great idea, to go to the beach!
Light green: Shinnosuke is on holidays from tommorow on too!
Cyan: Aren't you glad, Shin-chan?
Cyan: We're going to the beach!
Shin-Chan: Ooh, the beach!
Shin-Chan: Haigure...
Shin-Chan: Nee nee, miss! Where are you from?
Shin-Chan: I'm from Saitama!
Shin-Chan: I'm also from Chiba! Your hair
Shin-Chan: type is so manly, I-really-like-it!
Shin-Chan: Ooh, it's nothing like that!
Light green: I see he gets better and better at it...
Cyan: The beach is a great idea, but isn't
Cyan: it rushing a bit if we go tomorrow?
Light green: I don't know why, but I suddenly
Light green: feel like going to the beach.
Cyan: Are you tired?
Light green: If I was I wouldn't have
Light green: suggested to go to the beach.
Cyan: That's right, then let me find my swimsuit!
Shin-Chan: Ooh mum, I'm gonna wear a swimsuit too!
Cyan: What are you talking about, silly!
Sign: km left
Sign: km left
Sign:Welcome to Japan's coast!
Sign: Welcome to Japan's coast!
Dark blue: Man, this traffic jam doesn't move at all!
Dark blue: And we have just a little bit more!
Cyan: Why does everybody want to
Cyan: come to the beach today?
Dark blue: Geez, that's why they say the
Dark blue: Japanese don't have any individuality!
Shin-Chan: Then what about us?
Cyan: We're perfectly fine!
Shin-Chan: Why is that?
Cyan: That's because this is Japan!
Dark blue: That's because this is Japan!
Shin-Chan: Oh?
Shin-Chan: Action Beam! Bi- bi- bi- bi- bi- bi- bi--
Dark blue: Please, don't act like that right now!
Dark blue: Okay, okay I've GOT it!
Dark blue: I surrender!
Shin-Chan: Dad, your acting is so surrealistic!
Dark blue: You mean realistic.
Shin-Chan: After all my Action Beam is third-to-none!
Dark blue: You mean second-to-none!
Shin-Chan: Wahahahahahahaha!
Dark blue: I'm starting to get irritated!
Shin-Chan: What a pain...
Cyan: That's your fault!
Dark blue: Oh, they started moving!
Dark blue: Alright, let's go to the beach!
Shin-Chan: You're so worthless, dad.
Dark blue: This is not my fault!
Dark blue: Argh, I can't bear it any longer!
Cyan: Wait, dearest!
Cyan: Where are you going?
Shin-Chan: You need to pee?
Dark blue: We are going to the beach!
Cyan: Are you sure this will work?
Dark blue: Like I care!
Dark blue: Look, Shinnosuke!
Shin-Chan: It's Action Kamen!
Dark blue: Where is that Action Kamen!?
Shin-Chan: Over there!
Dark blue: It's really Action Kamen...
Shin-Chan: Dad, mum, hurry up!
Dark blue: What's with that...
Cyan: This is kind of creepy...
Dark blue: Yes... quite a bit.
Cyan: Looks like nobody is here...
Cyan: Ah, Shinnosuke!
Cyan: Shinnosuke!
Dark blue: Shinnosuke!
Shin-Chan: Ooh-h*!
Purple: Welcome Nohara Shinnosuke-kun!
Shin-Chan: Don't need to...
Shin-Chan: Oh?
Purple: Welcome, it's great that you have arrived.
Shin-Chan: How do you know my name!?
Shin-Chan: That means... I'm that populaaaar?
Purple: Of course.
Cyan: Shinnosuke!
Cyan: Don't run around like that!
Purple: Welcome to the Action Kamen Attraction Land.
Dark blue: Where do we buy the tickets for admittance?
Purple: I think that you have already
Purple: acquired that ticket for admittance.
Group: Oh?
Shin-Chan: Can I use this?
Cyan: You can't use that as a ticket!
Cyan: Sorry about that!
Purple: Yes, that is it. Please follow me.
Dark blue: Hey, where did you get that?
Cyan: That was a free prize...
Cyan: E- Excuse me!
Cyan: Maybe it's better if we would return.
Dark blue: What? This looks like fun and it's also free!
Cyan: Well, if you put it that way...
Dark blue: Eeh! It looks pretty impressive.
Purple: This is the Space-Time Machine,
Purple: named Kitakasukabe number .
Dark blue: How interesting!
Purple: Please come in.
Dark blue: Sure, sure.
Purple: Head over that way to sit in
Purple: the transportation device.
Dark blue: I think this is one of those ° theatres.
Dark blue: Alright! Then I am going to sit in front!
Shin-Chan: Ooh, but that's my seat!
Dark blue: Oh, come on now!
Cyan: This is honestly free of charge right?
Shin-Chan: So stingy!
Dark blue: So stingy!
Cyan: What did you say!?
Purple: From here on, you will be
Purple: starting your space and time travel.
Purple: I shall see you later.
Cyan: How come it turned pitch-black!?
Shin-Chan: Ooh, Action Kamen!
Dark Green: Welcome! From now on, I shall
Dark Green: recognize you as fellow Action Warriors!
Shin-Chan: Yay!
Dark blue: Yay!
Dark Green: I who has descend on to Earth from Action
Dark Green: Planet, has brought forth peace to this world,
Dark Green: However!
Shin-Chan: Ooh!
Dark Green: The world is in danger of falling into the grasp of
Dark Green: the Evil Demons! And I'm in dire need of help.
Dark Green: Please put the card there and
Dark Green: the machine will be activated!
Dark blue: Eeeh! This seems so real!
Dark Green: Let us depart fellow Warriors!
Dark Green: You are the only ones who can help Action Kamen.
Shin-Chan: Ooh!
Dark Green: Let's Go!
Dark blue: This is just a trick kids.
Light pink: This is Mimiko.
Light pink: Right now, we have just sent the
Light pink: Action-Warriors to where you are!
Dark Green: Please send my regards to Kusukabe-hakase.
Mauve: Understood, leave the rest to me!
Dark blue: I get the feeling we are really
Dark blue: flying through the air...
Dark blue: Something is flying right towards us!
Dark blue: That's us!
Cyan: It's getting dark...
Dark blue: Yes...
Shin-Chan: I'm hungry ...
Cyan: Shall we go home?
Dark blue: I suppose...
Dark blue: Well this sure is strange, I'm tired so suddenly.
Cyan: Me too...
Cyan: Shinnosuke has already fallen asleep.
Dark blue: It's so nice being a child...
Light yellow: What!?
Light yellow: What is going on here?
Light yellow: The Earth is in big trouble...
Sign:The earth is in big trouble right now!
Sign: Please come as
Sign: fast as possible,
Sign: Action Kamen!
Dark yellow: Please save us Action Kamen... ?
Dark yellow: Today isn't April Fool's day!
Dark yellow: What's going on?
Dark yellow: Hm?
Cyan: Darling, you're going to be late
Cyan: for work if you don't hurry...
Dark yellow: Oh, okay!
Dark yellow: I'm off to work then.
Cyan: Itterashai!
Shin-Chan: Don't forget to bring me a present!
Shin-Chan: Oh right! Today is the pool
Shin-Chan: day at the kindergarten!
Cyan: Then that means you got to find
Cyan: your swimming suit and get ready!
Shin-Chan: h*-hoooi!
Shin-Chan: Hmm... maybe I look too flowery with this one.
Cyan: Just a moment there... that is MY swimming suit!
Shin-Chan: Ooh?
Cyan: The kindergarten bus is quite late...
Cyan: It is late for minutes now.
Dark yellow: Misaeeee!
Dark yellow: Big trouble!
Cyan: What's wrong, dearest?
Dark yellow: Something is definitely not right
Dark yellow: here. Everybody, everybody...
Cyan: What's wrong... ?
Dark yellow: Everybody is wearing swimsuits!
Shin-Chan: Ooh-h*! Haigure!
Cyan: Oh come now, don't come with such a bad joke!
Dark yellow: I'm NOT joking, I'm telling the truth here!
Cyan: That can't be.
Shin-Chan: What do you think about swimsuits, dad?
Dark yellow: That's...
Dark yellow: Looking at the young girls wearing
Dark yellow: those suits, makes me very happy!
Cyan: You two...
Shin-Chan: Ehehehehe!
Dark yellow: Ehehehehe!
Shin-Chan: Dad!
Cyan: Dearest!
Dark yellow: What the...
Mauve: Watch out! Action Bird Gum p*stol!
Mauve: I did it...
Shin-Chan: Ooh! Its Mimiko-oneesan
Shin-Chan: from the Action Kamen Show!
Cyan: Filming these days seems ridiculous!
Mauve: Please, I need your help!
Cyan: Oh, where are the cameras at?
Dark yellow: You are a lot cuter in real life!
Shin-Chan: Hey, Mimiko-chan, are you a natto or onion type?
Mauve: Could you all listen to what I've got to say first?
Mauve: My name is Ririko, Action Kamen's cute sidekick.
Mauve: Sakura Ririko!
Mauve: Oh, if you all thought that I was Mimiko...
Mauve: Could it be that you all...
Shin-Chan: Please sign this for me!
Mauve: That card!
Mauve: Then you must be Shinnosuke-kun!
Shin-Chan: I'm Nohara Shinnosuke indeed.
Shin-Chan: I never thought you would know me.
Shin-Chan: I'm so attacked!
Cyan: You mean "deeply touched".
Shin-Chan: Same thing!
Mauve: I wonder if Mimiko found the wrong person...
Pink: Ririko-kun!
Mauve: Kitakasukabe-hakase!
Mauve: Get a hold of yourself! Hakase!
Dark yellow: Are you okay?
Cyan: Do we need to call the ambulance?
Pink: It's n- no problem. I just really-- need to go...
Mauve: Please lend us your WC!
Shin-Chan: So uncool...
Sign:Shinjuku
Note: Note: Shinjuku is one of Tokyo's districts.
Light yellow: Fuhahaha! Please report.
Green: Yes. I have lost contact with the underlings
Green: that were tracking down Kitakasukabe-hakase.
Green: Mao-sama please give us the order
Green: so we three sisters can as*ault them!
Dark Orange: Hold that thought!
Dark Orange: Leave this problem to me, Bikini Thong Man!
Light yellow: Alright. Then go quickly, Baron Bikini Thong!
Group: To all citizens in the country,
Group: Currently, Tokyo is under attack from
Group: aliens and is facing a big crisis.
Group: I have managed to avoid the alien's attack
Group: Up until now and also managed to infiltrate inside.
Group: This is the scene that is in front of me. Look!
Group: Haigure, haigure, haigure, haigure!...
Dark yellow: Aah! This is exactly what I saw!
Dark yellow: Aah! This is exactly what I saw!
Cyan: Then what you said was true!?
Mauve: It looks like this part of town
Mauve: has also gotten attacked.
Group: Daagh, I was spotted!
Group: Everyone over there, I'm doomed!
Group: I'm- I'm-- S- s- s- save me Action Kameeen!
Light yellow: Hohohohohoho, listen well earthlings,
Light yellow: It would be in your best interest
Light yellow: if you all let yourself get hit by our haigure rays.
Light yellow: And if you went "haigure" after that.
Group: Haigure, haigure, haigure, haigure!
Group: Let us all wear a swimsuit!
Mauve: Poor guy...
Dark yellow: Since when did things become like that?
Mauve: It has almost been three weeks.
Mauve: On that day, it suddenly appeared
Mauve: from outer space.
Mauve: From there, the haigure rays turned everyone,
Mauve: one by one, into haigure chanting people.
Group: Haigure, haigure, haigure!
Mauve: Even though the government
Mauve: Sent its best forces to try
Mauve: to eliminate this threat,
Mauve: It was to no avail since the enemy's
Mauve: technology level was so far ahead of ours.
Mauve: For the moment, on all fronts of
Mauve: warfare, we have been losing to them.
Dark yellow: But, but how come we have never
Dark yellow: heard of any of these things?
Mauve: Well, of course you wouldn't know!
Mauve: You are not from this world, after all.
Dark yellow: Ha...?
Cyan: Ha...?
Pink: Somebody's in here!
Shin-Chan: Oh-hoo.
Pink: SOMEBODY's in here!
Shin-Chan: Oh-hoo.
Shin-Chan: Oh, it's a candy!
Shin-Chan: It's not sweet...
Mauve: You have been chosen as Action Warriors
Mauve: and you were sent from another world.
Dark yellow: Another world?
Cyan: To come to this world?
Mauve: Looks like I've got to explain this...
Mauve: There seems to be one earth in this
Mauve: universe, but actually, that is not true.
Mauve: In another dimension, there is another Earth.
Mauve: These two earths can't tell most
Mauve: of the time if they exist or not.
Mauve: However, with a card and
Mauve: stone, it can create a portal
Mauve: Through which you can freely
Mauve: travel through the worlds.
Mauve: For the sake of this world,
Mauve: We have kept asking Action Kamen for aid,
Mauve: but the stones' power was too weak.
Mauve: So we could only randomly choose
Mauve: a family with that special card.
Dark yellow: T- That can't be...
Cyan: That that means Action Kamen is...
Mauve: That's correct, it's because
Mauve: Action Kamen is taking
Mauve: Part in the Action Kamen Show,
Mauve: he has gone to your world.
Cyan: Then that means, the Action
Cyan: Kamen we see on telly is real!
Shin-Chan: I knew that Action Kamen was real!
Dark yellow: You didn't know, don't take
Dark yellow: advantage of the situation!
Cyan: This sounds like the script from a manga...
Dark yellow: Yes, it is so outdated...
Dark yellow: Owowow!
Cyan: It hurts so it's real...
Dark yellow: It hurts so it's real...
Mauve: Everything is real here!
Mauve: Please trust what I, Sakurada Ririko, have said!
Shin-Chan: Oh? Aren't you Mimiko-chan?
Mauve: I'm going to repeat myself,
Mauve: I'm Sakura Ririko.
Mauve: Mimiko is my sister and we're twins.
Shin-Chan: Oh-hoo!
Pink: BIG TROUBLE!
Pink: The Action Stone from the case that
Pink: I disguised as a candy has disappeared!
Pink: And I only went for the WC for a bit too!
Pink: It must have been stolen!
Pink: Did you SEE IT little boy?
Shin-Chan: I swallowed it...
Pink: Has ANYONE Seen the Action Stone!
Pink: It looks exactly the same as a candy!
Shin-Chan: I know, I know, I know!
Group: Where, where, where?
Shin-Chan: I ate it...
Pink: What did you say!?
Mauve: Without it Action Kamen will no longer
Mauve: Be able to return to this world anymore!
Cyan: Whaaat!?
Dark blue: Whaaat!?
Mauve: Also, without that, you guys can't go
Mauve: back to your own world either...
Cyan: EEEEH!?
Dark blue: EEEEH!?
Shin-Chan: Oh-hoo...
Group: What have you done...
Shin-Chan: No need to praise me!
Group: We aren't praising you...
Dark blue: Our fence! We still got years of
Dark blue: loan that we still have to pay for!
Cyan: But... it's not like this is our real house.
Cyan: It shouldn't matter at all!
Dark blue: Eh... oh right.
Dark yellow: Sorry I'm late.
Shin-Chan: Kumichou, your face is scary.
Dark yellow: I'm not Kumichou, I'm Enchou!
Dark yellow: I was born with this apparence,
Dark yellow: and I can't do anything about it.
Shin-Chan: Oooh-h*!
Cyan: Ah, Enchou-sensei, these two are
Cyan: Sakura Ririko and Kitakasukabe-hakase.
Cyan: Hakase, Ririko-chan, this is
Cyan: Enchou-sensei from Futaba kindergarten!
Group: Ah, nice to meet you...
Light green: Enchou-sensei!
Dark yellow: This area is very dangerous, let's hurry up
Dark yellow: and take the kids to a safer location!
Pink: Ririko, let's go with them.
Mauve: Yes, hakase!
Cyan: Darling, we should go too!
Dark yellow: Yes, we should.
Shin-Chan: Then let's DO!
Light green: You mean, let's go...
Shin-Chan: You can put it that way too!
Shin-Chan: Oh?
Light green: What's wrong Shin-chan?
Shin-Chan: I'm going to bring Shiro with us!
Light green: Geez...
Dark yellow: Now, now, this means he is a good hearted kid.
Cyan: Oh, he's nothing like that!
Dark blue: Oh, he's nothing like that!
Dark Orange: I-- am Baron Bikini Thong!
Dark Orange: Kitakasukabe-hakase, I've found you!
Dark Orange: Now, give me that one remaining Action Stone,
Dark Orange: or else I'm going to use this to take care of you.
Cyan: What's going on?
Pink: That is one of the Haigure Mao's
Pink: underlings, Baron Bikini Thong.
Pink: He is a cruel and heartless g*y guy who
Pink: would do anything to get what he wants!
Dark Orange: If you don't hand me the Action
Dark Orange: Stone after I count to ...
Dark Orange: One!
Dark Orange: Two!
Dark Orange: One--
Shin-Chan: Ooh?
Light green: Shin-chan, hurry up!
Shin-Chan: Okaaaay!
Mauve: Enchou-sensei, this is our chance!
Mauve: Please hurry up and let us get out of here!
Dark yellow: Understood!
Dark Orange: Don't try to escape!
Dark Orange: Didn't I just say? You can't escape from me!
Shin-Chan: Oooh...
Dark Orange: Hehehehe, isn't it scary, eh?
Shin-Chan: Zou-san power!
Dark Orange: Oh, nooooo!
Dark Orange: sh**t! I can't believe he used
Dark Orange: such a underhanded tactic.
Dark Orange: I'm going to catch you now!
Light yellow: Stop right there
Dark Orange: Eh, oh, Haigure Mao-sama!
Light yellow: Let them go, there is no need to chase them.
Dark Orange: But! If we catch them now--
Light yellow: SHUT UP! Don't go against my orders.
Light yellow: Do you want to know the
Light yellow: consequences of someone who does that?
Dark Orange: Please forgive me, Haigure Mao-sama...
Pink: Thank you Shinnosuke-kun, you saved us!
Shin-Chan: I already knew that this would be the outcome!
Shin-Chan: So that's why I drew a Zou-san on my wee wee!
Shin-Chan: Zou-san, Zou-san!
Shin-Chan: Your nose is so looong!
Group: We should scold him but...
Dark blue: Now, now, now.
Mauve: Then what should we do next, hakase?
Pink: Anyway, let's hurry back
Pink: to our secret lab first.
Pink: And we must also give Shinnosuke an
Pink: enema to obtain the Action Stone!
Mauve: Enema... you say?
Pink: That's right, an enema.
Purple: Please stop!
Purple: Thank goodness!
Dark yellow: Matsuzaka-sensei!
Light green: Matsuzaka-sensei!
Purple: When I was at the kindergarten,
Purple: I was attacked by the haigure aliens.
Mauve: Who is that?
Shin-Chan: Matsuzaka-sensei from our kindergarten,
Shin-Chan: Because of her bad temper,
Shin-Chan: she can't get a boyfriend.
Purple: I can hear you, you little...
Shin-Chan: Oh?
Dark yellow: Matsuzaka-sensei, what happened to my wife?
Purple: S- She...
Purple: She was attacked by those haigure
Purple: aliens, so now she's doing that too!
Group: Haigure, haigure, HAIGURE!
Dark yellow: At her age... this is so horrible.
Purple: It is all my fault...
Dark yellow: Ah, no... it's not your fault...
Purple: Speaking of that, where are we heading now?
Dark yellow: Where should we go?
Pink: Let's head towards my secret lab,
Pink: that is the safest place right now.
Purple: That's great!
Dark Orange: Haigure, haigure, haigure!
Group: Haigure, haigure, haigure!
Light yellow: Fuhahahaha! It looks like everybody is here.
Light yellow: My three sisters, proceed with
Light yellow: Earth's conquering projects,
Light yellow: How are we doing so far?
Green: Yes, currently the population of Tokyo,
Green: Has mostly been transformed into haigure chanters.
Green: Our next target is Saitama, Chiba
Green: will also soon be under our control.
Green: In the next few days, the entire population of Japan
Green: will become the servants of you, Haigure Mao-sama!
Light yellow: Isn't that nice!
Light yellow: What about you, Baron Bikini Thong?
Dark Orange: If you hadn't ordered me to stop back then,
Dark Orange: I would have caught Kitakasukabe
Dark Orange: and gotten the Action Stone!
Dark Orange: Why did you stop me, Mao-sama!?
Light yellow: Bikini Thong, are you complaining to me?
Light yellow: I decide how we operate,
Light yellow: you just follow your orders!
Light yellow: If you don't listen to what I say, then...
Dark Orange: P- Please stop, Haigure Mao-sama!
Group: How shameful!
Light yellow: SHUT UP!
Light yellow: Geez, you people have such low standards!
Light yellow: Listen carefully, I think most
Light yellow: of you should know by now,
Light yellow: There is only one person who can
Light yellow: stand up against me right now.
Light yellow: I don't have to say it, Action Kamen is the one.
Light yellow: Once we obtained the Action Stone,
Light yellow: Action Kamen will never be able to come
Light yellow: back to this world ever again, hehehe.
Light yellow: But right now, Kitakasukabe-hakase and his allies
Light yellow: could be able to create an entirely new Action Stone.
Light yellow: Hehehehehe!
Light yellow: That's why we should find their secret
Light yellow: lab first. THEN we'll k*ll all of them,
Light yellow: And we will be able to obtain the
Light yellow: new Action Stone that way.
Dark Orange: But... how do we find their secret lab?
Green: We have already thought up a plan,
Green: you don't have to worry about that!
Group: Leave this mission up to us, the three sisters!
Dark Orange: Damn those three...
Light yellow: Bikini Thong, you will stay
Light yellow: here to watch over the castle.
Light yellow: Bellyband sisters, go and
Light yellow: completely annihilate them!
Pink: Here we are.
Green: Eh, this is so cool!
Dark blue: So this is Action Kamen's secret HQ.
Purple: Ah, so this is what it looks like from the inside.
Light green: Ah?
Pink: What's wrong?
Group: H- Hakase, we're in big trouble!
Group: The enemy has gathered a large number of
Group: troops that are currently heading our way!
Pink: H- How did they know!?
Pink: Nevermind, just activate the barrier!
Group: Barrier!
Pink: The protective shield that I, Kitakasukabe, invented
Pink: Won't be broken from the outside so easily! Haha!
Purple: This is so amazing, hakase!
Purple: By the way, where is the Action Stone?
Pink: Right now, it's in the
Pink: stomach of this boy.
Purple: Eh? It's in Shinnosuke-kun's stomach?
Shin-Chan: It's not like that at all!
Mauve: Wait, how come you know about the Action Stone?
Purple: That's what Mrs. Yoshinaga told me...
Light green: I don't know anything about that!
Mauve: I have been suspicious of you from the start!
Purple: Since I have been uncovered,
Purple: I suppose I have no choice...
Purple: That's right, I'm the spy sent
Purple: by the Bellyband sisters!
Purple: Haigure, haigure, haigure!
Purple: Barrier deactivated!
Group: The Bellyband sisters
Group: Have arrived!
Group: That's soo sexy!
Group: You mean that's soo scary!
Group: Alright, let's change all of them
Group: into haigure chanters as well!
Light yellow: Haigure, haigure, haigure!
Green: Haigure, haigure, haigure!
Pink: Oh no! Ririko-kun, you have to save Shinnosuke!
Mauve: Yes!
Light pink: Haigure, haigure, haigure, haigure...
Dark blue: Haigure, haigure, haigure!
Light green: Haigure, haigure, haigure!
Mauve: Over here!
Shin-Chan: Dad!
Cyan: Dearest!
Dark blue: Haigure, haigure, haigure!
Mauve: Hurry up now!
Mauve: If we want to save everyone,
Mauve: we have to leave now!
Pink: You shall not pass!
Pink: Haigure, haigure...
Mauve: Hakase ...
Cyan: What should we do now...
Mauve: There is only one thing we can do.
Mauve: Currently the Demon Lord's
Mauve: Ship is stationed at Shinjuku.
Mauve: That is where our two worlds connect,
Mauve: If we can bring the Action Stone there, Action
Mauve: Kamen would be able to come back to this world.
Shin-Chan: That means Action Kamen can
Shin-Chan: teach this Haigure Mao a lesson!
Cyan: How do we get from here to Shinjuku then?
Mauve: Shinnosuke-kun, can I borrow your card?
Mauve: This is the Super Tricycle that
Mauve: Kitakasukabe-hakase invented.
Mauve: Not only can it fly, it also
Mauve: has three special abilities.
Cyan: A trycicle?
Mauve: Yes, the only drawback is that
Mauve: it can't carry more than kg.
Shin-Chan: I will go then!
Shin-Chan: I want to help Action Kamen!
Shin-Chan: Let's DO!
Cyan: It's "Let's Go"!
Shin-Chan: You can put it that way too!
Mauve: Shinnosuke-kun, wear this helmet,
Mauve: it has automatic settings on it.
Shin-Chan: Okay!
Group: Alright, Let's go Shin-chan!
Shin-Chan: Shiro can talk!
Group: It is only because of the
Group: tricycle. Alright, let's depart!
Shin-Chan: Oh-hoo!
Cyan: Shinnosuke!
Cyan: Be careful, Shinnosuke!
Shin-Chan: I'm going off, Misae!
Cyan: Answer me properly!
Cyan: Be careful, Shinnosuke!
Shin-Chan: I'm going off, mama!
Purple: Leader!
Purple: According to our radar,
Purple: someone has escaped from the laboratory!
Green: They must have taken the Action Stone and ran!
Green: Okay! Then let's chase them.
Group: Rodger!
Group: Haigure, haigure, haigure, haigure!
Shin-Chan: Shiro, what should we do now?
Group: No matter what, we must reach Shinjuku first!
Group: And then we have to retrieve the
Group: Action Stone from your stomach.
Group: Then combine it with the Action
Group: Card to call out Action Kamen.
Shin-Chan: Shiro, when did you gain this air
Shin-Chan: of superiority when talking to me?
Group: Shin-chan, watch it, there is something
Group: approaching us from the back!
Shin-Chan: Uaah, my butt is completely visible!
Shin-Chan: That hurts!
Shin-Chan: Shiro, Shiro, I can't take much more of this!
Group: Hold on, I'm checking if there
Group: are any weapons that we can use!
Group: I got it, Shin-chan!
Group: Are there three buttons in the
Group: middle of the steering wheel?
Shin-Chan: There are!
Group: Press the blue one!
Shin-Chan: That's so cool, Shiro! You're the best!
Shin-Chan: What kind of weapon was that?
Group: I think it was just a smoke screen.
Shin-Chan: Smoke screen?
Shin-Chan: Shiro! Shiro!
Group: Try out the yellow button, fast!
Shin-Chan: It's so preverted!
Group: You mean it transforms...
Group: I didn't know that it could turn into a zou-san...
Shin-Chan: Ooh-h*!
Shin-Chan: Zou-san, zou-san!
Shin-Chan: Your nose is so loooong!
Shin-Chan: Oh?
Shin-Chan: How can I use this elephant!?
Group: Press the last button, Shin-chan!
Orange: Leader, there is no way that we can
Orange: catch up them with them at that speed.
Orange: Let's just go back...
Green: How can you say that?
Green: If we return empty handed,
Green: Who knows how Haigure Mao will punish us!
Orange: This must be so tiring for you, leader!
Purple: Oh, look!
Green: He came back. We must catch him this time!
Group: Rodger!
Group: You must calm down Shin-chan,
Group: take reigns of the steering wheel!
Shin-Chan: You are a dog Shiro, don't
Shin-Chan: sound so high and mighty!
Green: Let's put an end to this! Full throttle!
Orange: Leader, we can't pursue him any longer,
Orange: the engine is going to overheat!
Purple: The auto-balancer is starting
Purple: to show signs of break-down!
Green: Do your best everyone!
Shin-Chan: Oh-hoo!
Purple: Leader...
Orange: Don't tell me that next...
Green: We're going to fall...
Green: Hold steady everyone!
Green: Okay!
Orange: Leader... is there any reason for
Orange: holding hands at this moment?
Green: I just think that we look better this way.
Orange: Saveee us!
Green: It's you!
Purple: Is it really you that saved us?
Shin-Chan: Y- y- yes...
Group: Thank you Shin-chan!
Shin-Chan: Ah, it wasn't that much!
Shin-Chan: Nee nee, are you a natto or onion type?
Group: Shin-chan, we don't have
Group: the time to do such things...
Shin-Chan: Chi, for a pet, you sure don't
Shin-Chan: understand how your master feels, Shiro.
Group: Of course I understand,
Group: I just don't want to accept.
Shin-Chan: You're talking non-sense now!
Shin-Chan: Then 'bye, see you some other time!
Orange: It looks like not all earthlings are so bad...
Purple: True, true!
Green: Guess you're right, but I wonder if
Green: that child can beat Baron Bikini Thong.
Shin-Chan: Ooh! I can see it, Shiro!
Shin-Chan: Who ARE you!?
Dark Orange: I'm Baron Bikini Thong!
Dark Orange: Hand over that Action Stone!
Group: No, we will never give it to you!
Shin-Chan: Shiro, I was supposed to say that
Shin-Chan: line, but you said it before me!
Shin-Chan: You're so unfair!
Group: Sorry...
Shin-Chan: You are one troublesome dog,
Shin-Chan: now I've got no lines to say!
Dark Orange: Hey you! Listen when other people talk!
Dark Orange: Now hand over the Action Stone!
Dark Orange: Hey, hey! Wait!
Dark Orange: HEY!
Dark Orange: That's it, I had it with you!
Dark Orange: Bikini Thong!
Dark Orange: Lock on!
Dark Orange: Fire!
Dark Orange: You will never escape this homing m*ssile!
Dark Orange: It just has to touch you,
Dark Orange: and then it will EXPLODE!
Group: Dodge it! Dodge it! Dodge it!
Group: Shin-chan, I don't think we'll be able to fly much...
Shin-Chan: Shiro, are you okay?
Group: I'm fine, but... The trycycle isn't.
Group: I won't be able to talk anymore soon.
Group: So I won't be able to help you either...
Shin-Chan: Don't worry about it Shiro, just wait here then.
Shin-Chan: I will go forth alone in my
Shin-Chan: quest to help Action Kamen!
Group: You're a good boy, Shin-chan...
Shin-Chan: I'm nothing like that!
Shin-Chan: Then I'm off, I'll come back to pick you up later!
Shin-Chan: Heey!
Shin-Chan: Heeeey!
Shin-Chan: Heey-heeey!
Shin-Chan: I have no idea where to go...
Shin-Chan: What a pain... what a pain!
Shin-Chan: There's no one to help me here
Shin-Chan: and I don't know what to do either!
Light yellow: What's the matter, little boy?
Shin-Chan: Who is it? Who is here?
Light yellow: Over here, over here.
Shin-Chan: Who are you?
Light yellow: I'm a cute puppet, what are you doing here?
Shin-Chan: Me? I'm here to defeat Haigure Mao!
Light yellow: That is indeed quite impressive.
Light yellow: Do you need my help to get you there?
Shin-Chan: Where to?
Light yellow: To where Haigure Mao is.
Shin-Chan: Take me there!
Light yellow: Follow me.
Shin-Chan: Okay!
Light yellow: Hello little boy.
Shin-Chan: Wow! What a pretty woman!
Light yellow: I caught you now!
Shin-Chan: Ehehe, I've been caught!
Light yellow: Why is this little guy so strange?
Shin-Chan: I'm not a strange little guy, I'm Shinnosuke!
Shin-Chan: You're not a woman!
Light yellow: Is that a bad thing? I'm an okama!
Shin-Chan: Ugh, I don't like it, no, no!
Light yellow: I'm Haigure Mao.
Shin-Chan: No, no, no!
Light yellow: I'm the ruler of this planet!
Shin-Chan: Noooo!
Light yellow: So my intuition was right, the Action
Light yellow: Stone is in you stomach isn't it?
Light yellow: Now, give it to me!
Light yellow: I'll take this.
Light yellow: Obliterated!
Shin-Chan: Without the Action Stone, Action
Shin-Chan: Kamen will never return to this world!
Light yellow: Well, isn't that great?
Shin-Chan: Idiot, idiot! You're an idiot, Haigure Mao!
Shin-Chan: Action Stone...
Light yellow: That's right, this is the
Light yellow: other one that I have stolen.
Light yellow: Didn't you know?
Light yellow: If you hold on to the stone while yelling
Light yellow: "Action Kamen!" then he will appear?
Light yellow: But that's not possible now.
Light yellow: Because you're trapped within my grasps!
Light yellow: Stop right there!
Light yellow: Where are you going?
Shin-Chan: T- To the bathroom...
Light yellow: Don't try to lie to me!
Shin-Chan: Save me, Action Kamen!
Shin-Chan: Oh?
Light yellow: Dargh, I lost!
Dark Green: Sorry for waiting, Shinnosuke-kun!
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen!
Dark Green: Now, let us finish this, Haigure Mao!
Light yellow: Guess I have no choice...
Light yellow: You still got here eh, Action Kamen?
Light yellow: It can't be helped... so shall
Light yellow: we do a climbing contest?
Light yellow: Whoever gets to the top first
Light yellow: wins, if I lose I will leave Earth.
Light yellow: How does that sound?
Dark Green: A climbing contest?
Dark Green: That's fair, let's do it!
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen...
Dark Green: Don't worry, I got this covered.
Dark Green: I say, Shinnosuke-kun, can you hold
Dark Green: this Action Stone in your hand?
Dark Green: It's a bit embarrassing if I pop out
Dark Green: of your trousers every time ...
Shin-Chan: Okay!
Light yellow: Listen up, whoever gets to the top of this statue
Light yellow: And presses the button is the winner!
Light yellow: This is a completely fair competition between us men.
Light yellow: Are you pleased?
Dark Green: Very good.
Light yellow: Ready, go!
Dark Green: Ruuuuusssssh!
Light yellow: What the-- ?
Light yellow: That's enough you idiot!
Dark Green: Oh sh**t, this isn't the path!
Light yellow: Hee hee hee, that's so
Light yellow: fitting for you Action Kamen!
Dark Green: What did you say!?
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen, now's your chance!
Dark Green: Alright!
Light yellow: You cheater!
Dark Green: That is...
Light yellow: Looks like it's a draw.
Light yellow: Since neither of us won...
Light yellow: Then let's decide this with our
Light yellow: sword skills! What do you think?
Dark Green: I can't ask for anything better.
Light yellow: I thought you've only got that Action Beam move
Light yellow: But your sword skills aren't too bad either.
Dark Green: For the sake of protecting the Earth,
Dark Green: I've disciplined myself with
Dark Green: all forms of martial arts.
Light yellow: You are quite an interesting guy.
Light yellow: How's this then!?
Light yellow: I'm going to fight for real now!
Dark Green: I'll do so too!
Light yellow: You will never be able to defeat
Light yellow: me if all you do is defend!
Shin-Chan: Watch out, Action Kamen!
Light yellow: Take this!
Shin-Chan: Looky looky!
Light yellow: Eh?
Light yellow: What a hillarious faceeeeeeeeee--!
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen, why are you saving him?
Shin-Chan: He is a really bad guy!
Dark Green: We have already agreed that we
Dark Green: settle this with our sword skills.
Dark Green: If I win like this, I can't call myself a man.
Shin-Chan: Ooh-hoo!
Light yellow: I'll make you understand that
Light yellow: kindness will be your downfall!
Dark Green: What rights do you have in teaching me leasons?
Dark Green: Haigure Mao, you've lost this time.
Light yellow: I understand, Action Kamen. I have indeed lost...
Light yellow: But if that is what you were expecting
Light yellow: me to say, then you are sadly mistaken!
Dark Green: This is very unmanly of you, Haigure Mao!
Light yellow: Oh I'm so very sorry, I'm
Light yellow: not a man in the first place!
Light yellow: I'm an o-ka-ma!
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen, use your Action Beam!
Dark Green: Action Beam!
Light yellow: What you are trying to do here? It's too much!
Light yellow: Didn't we agree on that you
Light yellow: don't use the Action Beam?
Dark Green: S- Shinnosuke-kun!
Dark Green: A- Action-- Action--
Shin-Chan: Do your best Action Kamen!
Shin-Chan: Oh?
Shin-Chan: Ooh!
Shin-Chan: It's the Action Beam...
Shin-Chan: Action Beam!
Light yellow: This is IMPOSSIBLE!
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen!
Dark Green: Luckily you found out how to use
Dark Green: the beam properly, Shinnosuke-kun!
Dark Green: If you have the Action Stone,
Dark Green: anybody can use the Action Beam.
Shin-Chan: Ooh-h*!
Light yellow: H- How-- could...
Dark Green: Now Shinnosuke-kun, we shall
Dark Green: show him the power of justice!
Shin-Chan: Yes!
Dark Green: Shinnosuke-kun!
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen!
Dark Green: Hahahahahaha hahahahaha!
Shin-Chan: Wahahahaha, wahahaha!
Shin-Chan: Oh?
Light yellow: You are indeed very powerful Action Kamen.
Light yellow: Forget it then, I shall return on
Light yellow: another day to lay waste on Earth.
Light yellow: Maybe I should wait until you strong guys
Light yellow: aren't around, so I can do what I want.
Dark Green: The Earth's Peace is for me to protect!
Shin-Chan: And I will help him!
Light yellow: I really do love you two silly boys.
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen, here!
Shin-Chan: The Action Stone
Dark Green: Thank you.
Dark Green: Shinnosuke-kun, I should give
Dark Green: you a present for this.
Group: Heeeey!
Dark yellow: Shinnosuke!
Dark blue: Shinnosuke!
Shin-Chan: Dad, mum!
Dark Green: Hakase!
Dark Green: Ririko-kun!
Shin-Chan: Yoshinaga-sensei, Matsuzaka-
Shin-Chan: sensei, Kumichou-sensei!
Shin-Chan: Nene-chan and Bou-chan and
Shin-Chan: Kazama-kun and Shirooo!... ugh
Green: I... wasn't called.
Cyan: Shinnosuke!
Shin-Chan: Mum!
Cyan: You did your best, Shinnosuke!
Shin-Chan: It wasn't really like that!
Mauve: Now everyone, let's do it together!
Group: Wahahahaha wahahahaha!...
Dark Green: We shall meet again then, Shinnosuke-kun!
Shin-Chan: 'Bye!
Shin-Chan: Action Kamen appeared out
Shin-Chan: of my trousers back there!
Shin-Chan: I'll never forget that!
Dark Green: Shinnosuke-kun...
Dark Green: About that... please don't tell it
Dark Green: to the kids in your world, okay?
Shin-Chan: Ooh! This is a promise between men right?
Dark Green: Yes, you can call it that.
Shin-Chan: So it is then, ehehehehe!
Shin-Chan: Oh!
Shin-Chan: The Action Stone allows one to
Shin-Chan: travel through space and time.
Shin-Chan: Any person who obtains the
Shin-Chan: Stone can use Action Beam.
Shin-Chan: I know that!
Dark Green: Shinnosuke, somebody sent you a parcel!
Shin-Chan: Oh?
Dark blue: You shouldn't open your presents like that...
Cyan: He's exactly like you.
Sign: Action Kamen
Sign: Transform Set
Shin-Chan: It's from Action Kamen!
Shin-Chan: Wahahahahaha!
Shin-Chan: You finally appeared you evil villain.
Shin-Chan: Action Beam! Bi- bi- bi- bi- bi- bi-...
Shin-Chan: Wahahaha! The old hag that takes
Shin-Chan: naps has finally been defeated!
Cyan: Just a moment there...
Cyan: Who are you calling a old hag!?
Shin-Chan: Action Beam! Bi- bi- bi- bi- bi- bi-...
Cyan: Hmpf! Your powers are useless against me!
Cyan: Hey you, stay put!
Shin-Chan: Save meee, Action Kamen!
Cyan: It's useless, useless!
Cyan: Come over here!
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Shin-Chan: Action Kamen vs. Demon Haigure (1993)
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