Taeter Burger (2023)

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Taeter City is the only bastion

of civilization in a world of chaos.

Beyond the borderlands,

there is only death and despair.

But remain vigilant, as criminals and

t*rrorists are even inside our walls,

pretending to be your friends and relatives,

ready to t*rture, r*pe, and m*rder you.

The AUTHORITY is here to protect you

and improve your life.

We have transformed a problem

into a valuable food resource.

Our Biker Officers tirelessly

cleanse the streets of criminals,

replenishing our Mega Slaughter Houses

with their lifeless bodies.

Their meat is used

to create healthy and tasty food,

which is distributed through

our Taeter Burger restaurants.

Respect our laws,

and all will be fine.

The AUTHORITY is here

for your own benefit.

This Taeter Burger is only available to unemployed

citizens who earn less than 100 credits per month.

We can only serve eight customers at a time,

so please wait outside until your number is called.

Attention, we're currently out of stock

on meat and waiting for supplies.

Thank you for your patience.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, it's not your turn yet.

Hey, wait... wait for your f*cking turn.

I'm sorry, it's not your turn yet.

I'm sorry, it's not your turn yet.

I'm sorry, it's not your turn yet.

Come on, mate, it's not your turn yet.

Oh f*ck!!!

What?

I can't believe

we must eat this sh*t again!

I wouldn't complain if I were you. Lyophilized

meat is better than no f*cking meat at all.

Think about all these sorry m*therf*ckers.

I'm sorry. It's not your turn yet.

I'm sorry. It's not your turn yet.

Why do you keep

touching the f*cking screen?

There's no meat.

There - is - no - meat!

Sit the f*ck down like

the rest of us, and wait!

Hold on a second. Hey, mister!

Didn't you hear the vending machine?

Hey, stop touching the f*cking screen.

This is your last warning!

Move away from

the f*cking vending machine.

Hey, are you f*cking deaf?

Deaf?!?!

Yeah she's right,

he's one of those f*cking deaf.

Citizens...

...meat is back in stock.

Thank you for your patience.

We don't have enough criminals

to butcher and feed the population.

And when people get hungry,

they get desperate.

And we can't have those mongoloids

running around with torches and fork.

Can we?

From upstairs,

our glorious Dictator...

...is about to solve

this problem permanently.

But he asked us to buy some time,

one or two days tops.

We just need to pour some gas

on the "fear" factor,

keep the population scared,

let them focus on fear and anger

instead of their empty bellies.

We must under f*cking line...

...the forbidden social groups.

We hate farmers,

political dissidents,

aka t*rrorists,

criminals,

and now deaf people.

Deaf people, gentlemen, they risk jeopardizing

the dictator's definitive solution.

Let's go live, cameraman.

Let me put my mask on.

Welcome back with your beloved Caronte.

Initializing

t*rror1st Group Commander

Good morning, I am now opening

the windows to let in the sunlight.

I kindly request that you occasionally

gaze at the bright sky,

as The AUTHORITY has scientifically determined

that it can promote positive thoughts.

If The AUTHORITY didn't assign you a

home yet, or you reside in the borderlands,

you have the right to use our bathrooms.

They're supplied with clean water

and a food dispenser,

all at no extra cost.

Look at them--- the deaf!

They are useless.

They are evil.

They plot in the shadows with their obscure

sign language that no one can learn

They are unpredictable.

They are dangerous!

But The AUTHORITY is magnanimous.

We don't k*ll them.

We force them to do the jobs you

great people don't want to do,

while we can monitor them.

You will have top quality services,

and the confidence of being safe.

All this thanks to

the great AUTHORITY.

You froze again.

I saw it on the cameras.

If you are scared of blood,

you don't deserve to live.

Do you know what this is?

In fancy restaurants, they used

to serve Live criminal meat.

Now with the food crisis,

they use IPTIC.

Pour it on a dead body...

...and it revives for 10 minutes.

Next time you freeze,

I'll butcher you on this table.

Then, I'll use Hyptic to revive you

and k*ll you again.

Androids...

Once authority members,

they betrayed us,

but we turned them into an example.

A perfect example of efficiency

and scientific miracle.

Half human, half robot,

without memory or thoughts.

Only loaded with our directives.

Soon they will walk the streets of Taeter City

supporting you in every possible way.

Today we are testing them in

four selected Taeter Burger restaurants,

before the official launch.

With The AUTHORITY, the future is now.

I don't f*cking understand why

they gave us this degrading task!

What did we do wrong to deserve this sh*t?!

Doesn't seem too bad to me.

We just need to fix the damages, check if it works,

and monitor it for a few hours. That's all.

I'm not saying this is hard,

I'm saying it's degrading.

We should k*ll these cowards,

not keep them alive.

I mean... f*ck!!!

We are even fixing them!

Somebody's touchy today? Ahahah!

Anyway, f*ck you too.

After you colleague.

What's wrong ma'am? You look upset.

Do you want to report anything?

An sexual abuse maybe?

Someone touched your a*s?

Nothing?

Nothing? OK, please always remember

that we are here to help...

Even those of your kind.

Thank you, officer,

for repairing my damages.

I can see that you have also updated

my memory with new security software

and connected me to the anti-terrorism

hardware located in this restaurant.

We are preparing your meal.

We're dispatching your order

to the Waiting Room.

Connected with AGENT H

I've infected their meal with TW.

Trevor is ready too.

Let's start then!

He's NOT responding. USE THE FAN!

t*rror1st Warning:

Report this logo to The AUTHORITY

Trevor's scream worked 100%.

Please stay away from the windows.

Anti-terrorism protocol initiated.

Please remain calm and await

the arrival of The AUTHORITY.

Thank you for your cooperation

Biker's helmet shields

from Trevor's scream.

Please stay away from the windows.

Small movements will result in:

Warning Amputations.

Large movements will result in:

Neutralization.

Flesh and Blood Magnet activated.

Don't f*cking move a muscle, Hands up!

Put your left hand over there.

Hawk, a f*cking deaf committed

a 6-0-5 in the bathroom.

Hawk, do you copy?

Please, madam, remain still.

I have no intention of causing you harm.

But my antiterrorism protocol

may compel me to do so.

Please stay away from the windows.

Small movements will result in:

Warning Amputations.

Please, madam, I have no intention

of causing you harm.

But my antiterrorism protocol...

Electric Machine g*n activated.

Are there any survivors?

3 deaf employees.

I don't understand, are they trapped?

Yes, 2 in the kitchen, 1 in the bathroom.

k*ll them?

No, don't k*ll them yet!

Let's see what they manage to do.

Monitor them too.

Their data can be very helpful.

I have detected your use of

Morse code for communication.

I can simultaneously convert your messages

into audio speech, and vice versa,

to facilitate understanding

for all individuals.

What is wrong with these people?

The reason behind their abnormal

behavior is the brain damage

caused by the audio waves emitted

by the t*rror1st earlier.

It appears that their suicidal and homicidal

instincts have been greatly intensified.

Daisy, so glad you made it!

We need to find a weapon.

There is a machine g*n

just in front of your door.

I'll distract that 'crazy',

so you can open the door and take it.

OK, the body mutation stage

is probably too much.

It can be useful in other fields,

but not for our actual purpose.

So, we know the exact stages

of mutation,

how to handle them safely

and when to conclude the process

before it becomes too excessive.

What are those creatures?

It appears that this is

the result of a different factor,

not directly associated with

the audio waves emitted by the t*rror1st.

It is likely that the citizens

unknowingly ingested "Thinking Weapons".

"Thinking Weapons" are bio-organic mutagens,

similar to parasites,

capable of modifying the host's body.

These weapons were considered

extremely rare in the old world.

I can't rescue you

by passing through the waiting room.

That 'crazy' broke the lock.

I can't open the door.

There is an emergency call system

in one of the bathrooms.

I'll call for help.

Don't say we are deaf,

or they won't rescue us.

The machine g*n stunned me.

It seems only Bikers can use it.

They will come to help their Bikers.

Won't they?

We have very sad news.

Taeter Burger restaurant number 45

was attacked this morning by a t*rror1st.

Unfortunately, no one survived the attack.

But our Bikers have already captured

and k*lled the criminal responsible.

So, don't worry.

We will fight back, and we will strike

those b*stards hard and fast!

The AUTHORITY is here to help you.

Android, analyze the situation.

After a thorough analysis of the situation,

I can confidently state,

with 99% certainty,

that he is not a genuine t*rror1st.

It is also highly unlikely

that anyone will come to our aid.

Based on this information,

I can deduce

that this fake t*rror1st attack is,

in fact,

a secret scientific experiment

conducted by The AUTHORITY.

Experimentation Strategist Chief

We must make that machine g*n work,

or we are dead.

I'll find a piece of that Biker,

and we'll send it to you through the Food Pipes.

Please be careful.

There is still someone there.

What are they doing?

Using helmet to find Biker's arm.

f*cking deaf people,

I can never stress it enough.

If they can't hear,

we can't use the waves on them.

And that's what happens

when you can't control people.

We need to figure something out for

the f*cking deaf, not just forced labour.

And I mean something definitive.

Remember...

...this is the next priority on the agenda.

We're dispatching your order to

the Bathroom.

Android, analyze and find a solution.

Based on the information

I have gathered,

I can assure you that the fake t*rror1st

is not acting of his own volition.

There is an object located

on top of the elevator door

that is influencing his thoughts.

I am 97.98% certain that the poor b*stard

did not intend any harm,

and The AUTHORITY is remotely

controlling his thoughts.

Furthermore, I am certain that

there is someone within this building

assisting The AUTHORITY in

their malicious scientific experiment.

If we disable the device

and locate the individual responsible,

the fake t*rror1st may be able

to provide valuable assistance.

Android, explain to me

how to use the machine g*n.

Scientist disguised as Biker Officer

Ahaha, your calculations weren't

so f*cking accurate, android.

Sir, may I speak freely now, or do I need to resort

to using those f*cking text messages again?

Yes, you can speak freely.

Is the experiment concluded?

You know, the deaf employees can't escape,

they are already dead basically,

so my support is really not

necessary anymore, sir.

I'd like to return to

the Two Towers and fix my body.

You know, this is starting

to hurt f*cking badly.

Yes, the experiment is concluded.

We are sending the Disinfestors.

Keep the quarantine active

until their arrival.

Let them clean the mess.

You can return with them.

Seems like we failed with you,

big boy.

Still a lot of thoughts

and morality in there.

You see, we have a big problem

at The AUTHORITY.

We don't have hordes of criminals

running wild anymore.

Now, the food request is higher

than the criminal population.

So, what are we gonna do?

We must create criminals artificially.

The Trevor Covalsky experiment was a success.

Now we are ready to activate

the Zeed Antennas placed in all of Taeter City.

We will turn random people into criminals.

We will also make them look like monsters,

with the "Thinking Weapons".

"Noooo-- it's a criminal, help me!"

Then the artificial criminals

will commit some crimes,

and then they will k*ll themselves.

More criminals, more food problems solved.

People need to eat,

need to be scared,

and need to hate something.

And that's all they need.

Otherwise, they start thinking too much,

and that's not good.

Look how bad and scary that criminal is.

It almost looks like a monster,

don't you think?

But don't worry, we will protect you.

Yet always remember,

that anybody can be a criminal.

So, always be scared,

don't trust anyone except us.

You know, it's hard to keep a secret,

even f*cking confusing at times.

Bikers don't know about our actual plans,

but our Television pals do, Disinfestors do,

but Taeter Burger managers don't.

So f*cking confusing.

Sometimes I forget what I can say to who.

Thank you big boy, It was really

liberating to spit everything out,

without having to think about all that

for one moment.

Time for you to take the fall.

Oh, f*ck!!!

My circulatory system has sustained damage,

and I have approximately five minutes of autonomy

remaining before I enter a state of shutdown.

Or, if you prefer, "before I die."

During this brief period,

certain protocols imposed upon me by The AUTHORITY,

may not function optimally.

We can exploit this situation to our advantage.

By sh**ting at the front of the food dispenser,

you can destroy my hardware limiter.

Thank you, madam.

I have now been authorized to utilize

antiterrorism weapons without restrictions.

However, I am still unable to access

the door and window locks freely.

Please eliminate the remaining biohazards

in the bathroom. And once that is done,

I will be able to unlock all the doors,

allowing you to exit the building safely.

I'm now authorized to use physical force.

I'm happy that you survived,

and that you are free now, fake t*rror1st.

We should all have the freedom

to think for ourselves.

Yes, that's a very banal message.

But in these crazy times,

it's anything but f*cking banal.

Your friends are dead.

They are coming for us.

I am leaving.

You should leave too.