04x03 - Trouble Urinating

[bunniefuu]

TROUBLE URINATING

Hey Butt-Head, what you
want to do now?

I don't know.

- Take a whiz?
- Yeah, yeah.

Cool. Drain my lizard.

- Take a wazzer.
- Tap a kidney.

Urinate.

I forgot how to do it.

Don't be a buttwipe, Beavis.

You just... just...

Now I forgot.

Change it, Butt-Head! Change it!
Come on! Come on!

- Come on Butt-Head, change it, change it!
- Come on Beavis, just check it out.

Change it!

I think this is one of those,
like, coffee commercials.

"THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP!"

"Remember that café in Paris?"

Yeah.

"JEAN PIERE!"

- This sucks!
- Yeah, really.

- Whoa! Snakes are cool.
- Yeah.

- I've got a good feeling about this video.
- Yeah, yeah, me too.

This guy rules!

This guys rocks! He rocks!

"I got a wiggle stick, mama!"

I got a wiggle stick.

Well, don't wiggle it here.

This guy has, like, a really cool jacket.

And like, there's snakes, and it rocks,

and it's like, it's like, just cool.

This is cool.

Get him! Get him in the butt!

Get him! Get him! Get him in the butt!

Settle down, Beavis.

- Did I mention that this is cool?
- I don't think so.

Okay. The test covers
the first three chapters,

plus you'll be responsable for the
sections on ratios and decimals.

Any questions?

Yeah...

Can you tell us how to urinate?

You forgot?

How do you forget
something like that?

You just...

First, you...

Hey Butt-Head, he forgot too.

It doesn't hurt 'til the
second day, dude.

Get me Buzzcut!

Okay, boys!
I'm gonna make this easy!

On the count of one, unzip your pants.

And one! Unzip your pants!

On the count of two,
take out your penises.

Two is my favorite.

And two!

On the count of three, start leaking!

Three! Let's go! Leak! Leak!
Leak! Leak! Leak!

Okay, you wussies, you gonna stand
right there until you get it right!

And don't come out until you're done!

Hey Beavis, we're like, in
school holding our wieners.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, it's been two weeks
since you urinated.

And you just forgot how?

I don't think there's a blockage.

Hey Beavis, she's thinking
about our wieners!

Yeah!

I want to try something.

Now, just relax and clear
your mind of any thoughts.

What do
that mean?

Close your eyes and imagine
you're floating on a river.

Let the water take you
wherever it wants to.

Just relax and go with the flow.

Hey Butt-Head, I can feel it!

Me too!

And the water is warm!

Okay, not here. Stop, stop,
stop it! Sto, stop urinating!

- Stop urinating!
- I forgot how to stop.

Just relax, go with the flow.

Sto-stop it! Stop it!

Is this "Predator"?

I think this is "Mortal Kombat".

They're gonna pull that guy's spine out!

Maybe these are, like, those
Desert Storm goggles.

Yeah. That was cool.

"The mother of all wars has begun!"

Incoming scud!

You're pretty cool sometimes, Beavis.

Yeah. Thanks.

Hey Butt-Head, remember when
we saw that thing on TV

about that dude in this band
who, like, married that chick?

Oh yeah!

He married his son's daughter, and then
it's, like, his son married his mom.

Oh yeah, yeah.

And so likem

so like, the... like like like,
his son was like,

uh, a dork.

So like, his own son was,
like, his stepdad.

And then like, his mom was actually,

- um, uh, a slut.
- Yeah!

She's a slut!

And then, like, it turned out that
that dude was only sixteen.

One...

Two...

Three.

Urinating is cool.

Hey Butt-Head, do dogs urinate?

Beavis, you dillweed!
Of course they urinate.

Why do you think
they lift their legs?

Rock!

- The beginning part rules!
- Yeah.

They should just, like, play the first
part for the whole song. Just:

Yeah, yeah! It rules, it rules!

Where the hell is this?

Why are they playing way the hell out
in the middle of no where?

I think that this is like...

- "Bosnia Herzebobinia".
- Really?

They need, like, a big mall.

Then it would be cool!

- What are those guys on the horses?
- They're like the desert cops.

And they're kicking
Slayer out of the desert.

Yeah,
they were playing too loud.

- Not loud enough, dude.
- Yeah, yeah, loud, loud, loud, LOUD!

LOOOOUD!!!!

Hey Beavis check it out, it's those things.

- Those big triangulids.
- What?

- I dunno.
- Remember like, in that movie,

that Moses dude built them?

Oh yeah. He built them
like, like, a long time ago,

- like, like, like ancient.
- Yeah.

- It was like, in the 50's.
- Yeah, yeah.

And then he like, went and
wrote the Ten Condiments.

Oh yeah. "Thou shalt not suck".