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(dark musical jingle)

(air whooshes)

(distant traffic hums)

(dark musical jingle)

(no audio)

(engines rev)

(tires screech)

(car door opens)

(Jessica pants)

(Jessica grunts)

(foot thuds)

- Holy sh*t!

(Jessica whimpers)

(Sal groans)

- Gio!

Gio!

Not her, you bright light!

Her!

(Jessica pants)

(Jessica whines)

(fists thud)

(Jessica screams)

- Help!

(Jessica screams)

(upbeat music)

Well, come on

Hey, hey, hey

All right

I got this feeling

in my heart

Ooh

Faded love

Won't you let me in

I've been waiting

all night, darling

I got you under my skin

'Cause it's real

I know you feel it, too

I'm moving mountains for you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you, hey

So come on

Shake it if you wanna

All right

Well, keep moving

like you're moving

Moving like you're moving

So come on, baby

You know you're looking fine

The way you're

moving makes me

Spin on a dime

You got me under a spell

I'm feeling something new

I'm moving the

mountains for you

I've gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

I gotta get to you

(sighs)

(distant music)

(Jessica speaks Spanish)

- Is that your baby's doll?

- Well, no. I don't

have a baby, yet.

- Is that because you're old?

- I'm sorry?

- [Nurse] Mrs. Sanders?

(Jessica chuckles)

- (sighs) Well, unfortunately,

we didn't accomplish

what we set out for.

Jessica, I think that it

is time that we discuss

some alternative options.

- Options?

- Options are good, Jessica.

(Jessica sighs)

Here you go.

- Do you happen to have any

idea why this round didn't work?

- I ran some tests, seeing that

this is your third attempt.

And what I found really

didn't surprise me.

Your eggs are mature.

- "Mature", as in?

- Refer to them as geriatric.

- "Geriatric"?

- Mm-hm.

- That's a horrible way

to refer to, well...

To anything.

- Well, it's common

in women over 40.

- Yeah, but I'm not 40.

- Oh.

I apologize. (chuckles)

Oh, yes, I see here that

you're gonna be 40 in

less than two weeks.

Well, some women peak

earlier than others.

It's common.

- Hm.

- This is not a guarantee,

but using a donor will

certainly increase

your chance of conceiving.

Now, I know it may

seem daunting at first,

and I realize it is

quite an expense,

but honestly, can you

put a price on life?

- Well, apparently you can!

- There are so many

Hispanic women out there,

all with big hearts,

and they are ready,

willing, and able.

- I don't, I...

I don't want someone like me.

You know, if it's not me...

Well, then it's...

It's not me! (chuckles)

- That's understood.

It's a huge decision.

So go home, throw your feet up,

and just review some

of the applications

that Gordon selected.

- I'm sorry. Uh...

"Gordon selected"?

(phone rings)

(footsteps approach)

- Hey, Gordon?

Kramer needs you, ASAP.

- What now?

- I don't know.

Just says he needs you.

(Gordon sighs)

(ethereal meditative music)

- Sanders.

I need you to fix my laptop.

It seems to have a virus or

something wonky like that.

- Um, yeah, but that's

your personal computer.

So, I'm not too sure

how comfortable I am,

handling something that

doesn't belong to the bank.

- Sanders.

Have you ever wondered why

you haven't been promoted?

- Uh, yeah. Well, I think it's

corporate culture, you know?

Something to do

about, uh, seniority?

- No.

It's because you

don't take chances.

I need a go-getter.

Are you my go-getter, Sanders?

- Maybe.

- Here's the deal, Sanders.

You find and remove whatever

has gone wrong with my laptop,

and I will consider

giving you a promotion.

- Thought you were

already considering-

- [Kramer] We have a deal?

- Um, yeah.

(mellow music)

Hey, did you clear

this with corporate?

- I will need it fixed before

the bunny is resurrected, yes?

- But, but sir, that's

only two days from now.

- And God created

the world in six.

- Right.

Do I need a password or

something to access the laptop?

- I am God at 666.

Now, if you'll excuse

me, a woman lies await.

- Give her my best.

(pen thuds)

Oh, sh*t.

- [Instructor] Let's start

by relaxing our shoulders.

Let your head tilt back.

(knocks on door)

(Jessica yells in Spanish)

(Elena speaks Spanish)

- You need to make sure

that you sit for at least

five more minutes, or

it's not going to work.

(Jessica speaks Spanish)

(knocks on door)

- You hear me, huh?

(Jessica speaks Spanish)

- Keep your culito over the pot,

until the mint evaporates

up your chocha.

- Abuela, I have

enough up my chocha

to make a gallon of mojitos!

(Elena sighs and speaks Spanish)

(phone chimes)

(Jessica sighs)

(Rebecca speaks Spanish)

Don't repeat that with

abuela. She'll kick my ass.

- Becca!

- What?

- Ayo, what the hell?

Lionel! Yeah? (sighs)

- That mofo kicked me and

his baby out of the house,

and changed the locks on me.

- (speaks Spanish)

What did you do now?

- I didn't do nothing, abuela!

He just thinks that because

he works at a lock and key,

he can change the locks

like he change his women.

- No.

- Do you ever just

think of calling first?

Ay.

Come here.

Come with me.

- Take her, please.

(Lizette cries)

(Jessica speaks Spanish)

Oh, you're tired.

- She's not tired.

Dang, you got like

no maternal instinct.

- What?

- She's just vibing

off that stanky

negative energy you got, duh.

- Excuse me?

- Could be.

(Lizette cries)

- Okay, all right.

You know what? I'm late.

It's always a pleasure, really.

- You still trying to

manufacture a baby?

- Don't you have

like a job to go to?

- Do I have time for a job?

I'm a stay-at-home mom now.

- Oh, and that's not a job?

- Do I get paid?

- Oh-ho! Okay, all right.

You see that? And I'm the

one that's not maternal.

(school bell rings)

(distant chatter)

(hushed chatter)

- [Student] Guys, Mrs. Sanders

is here. Let's rehearse.

Honey

Where is it

There were some

I'm sorry, line.

How'd my voice sound? Was

it okay? (clears throat)

Honey

Where is it?

There were

complications, Rosemary

But nothing that will

affect future births

It's

Dead

(Rosemary screams)

(ominous trumpet music)

- (chuckles) Bravo!

Bravo!

You nailed it!

And they said Rosemary's

Baby couldn't be a musical!

(Jessica chuckles)

- All right! Have

a great Easter.

Don't eat too much candy.

- [Sapirstein] Yeah, yeah.

- Thanks, Mrs. Sanders.

- Thank you.

(crickets chirp)

(Jessica sighs)

(paper crumples)

(Jessica sighs)

(door creaks)

(door closes)

(Gordon sighs)

- So, what'd Dr. Markoff say?

(Jessica sighs)

Jess.

(Jessica sniffles)

Sorry.

I know. I know it's not

what you were expecting.

Hey, hey, hey.

You can always try another

round in a few weeks.

- Oh.

God.

Really?

Gordon, I mean, it's

easy for you to say.

You're not the one that's

pumping hormones into your body

like a caged chicken.

- I know, I know.

(Jessica sighs)

Maybe we can look at some-

- Don't.

No, don't. Please don't say it.

- I'm just saying there's other

ways to have a baby, Jess.

- Which is the same thing as

saying that we have options.

- Because we do!

- Well, I'm just curious.

Do any of your options

match our profile?

- Ah.

(Gordon sighs)

I didn't think it would

hurt to start looking.

- You know, I would, um...

I would love to

see an application

of one of the

options you selected.

- Why are you so

against this, Jess?

- Why?

Why I'm so against this?

This is a stranger.

A stranger that you're

gonna have a baby with.

That's why I'm so against this.

It's, it's, it's like I'm

the freaking understudy

in a hit Broadway show

about my own life.

- Jess, I just figured I'd see

what our alternatives look like.

- "Our"?

- What the

alternatives look like on

paper, before broaching it.

(Jessica sighs)

- But that's just it, Gordy.

We don't get to see them.

We don't get to talk to them.

We don't get to know them!

We know nothing more

than what's written

on this piece of paper.

This person that's

gonna, all of a sudden,

become our baby mama.

I mean, how do you not

have an issue with this?

- I...

Because, Jess, all

we've ever talked about

is starting a family, and this,

this could be a really

great option for us.

(Jessica scoffs)

- Green eyes?

Gordon?

- Yeah, I mean, I

thought it would be

like a really cool combination.

- Okay, this isn't like a

freaking drive-thru that you can

just like go up to the window

and order a combo baby!

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jess.

I know. It's just...

I don't know! I don't know.

(sighs) It just kinda feels

like time is passing us by,

and we're just standing

still, you know?

(melancholy music)

- Sorry you feel that way.

- Jess.

(Jessica sniffles)

Look, can we just back burner

this whole thing for a minute?

- We can't back

burner this, Gordon.

Dr. Markoff?

(Gordon sighs)

He referred to my

eggs as "geriatric".

And personally, I would

like to become a mother,

before the rest of me expires.

- Whoa, whoa. "Geriatric"?

"Geriatric"?

- Shh!

- Dr. Markoff is geriatric.

(Jessica sighs)

(door closes)

- What up!

- Oh, God. Not now, Becca.

- I just stole that fool's car!

His pride and joy

are all mine, now.

- Shh. Abuela and

Lizette are sleeping.

- (speaks Spanish) I can't

wait to see his reaction

when he realizes his

baby's gone, hah!

(Rebecca speaks Spanish)

- Becca, this is

really not a good time.

- Maybe not for you.

- [Gordon] I will

take Lionel out.

- I have like no idea

where his collar is.

- We'll be fine.

(suspenseful music)

- [Rebecca] Yo! Who ate

all the peanut butter?

- [Gordon] Come here, boy.

(upbeat percussive music)

- Yo, Beck!

Beck, what the...

- Mig? (sighs) What's up?

- She stole my baby.

That's what's up!

- Okay. Calm down.

- Calm down?

How would you feel if

somebody took your baby away?

- Quiet, fool!

Your real baby is up here.

Why don't you come up here

and say goodnight? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

- Okay, okay. You

guys, all right.

Let's just figure this out

tomorrow, okay? It's late.

- You know I got a

GPS in my girl, right?

Not to mention, I'm

a fricking locksmith!

I can pop any lock!

I got a spare key, too.

(keys clink)

Now.

- Do you want a cookie?

- Do you want a glass of milk?

- Do you want some cookies?

- Oh, you know what?

- Wow!

Worst baby daddy award goes

to, don-don-don, Miggy!

- Whatever!

- Stupido.

(engine revs)

(keyboard clacks)

- I am God at 666.

Huh.

You actually locked your folder.

Maybe you're not as

dumb as I thought.

Unfortunately for

you, I am way smarter.

(suspenseful music)

- You sketchy son of a...

(chuckles) Hoarding bitcoins.

I knew it.

(keyboard clacks)

Tah-dah!

(phone vibrates)

Hey, babe.

- Hey!

How you doing?

- (sighs) I'm okay. I'm

just worried about you.

- (sighs) I just, you

know, I just wish that...

(sighs) That there was like a

sign or something, you know?

Like something that screams,

"This is your only option."

- It's just one of many, Jess.

- (sighs) I know.

Trying to be more open-minded.

- You know what?

Tomorrow's the bank's

annual Easter egg hunt.

What do you say you

and I just kick back,

have a couple cocktails,

and let loose a bit?

- (chuckles) I can't say

that searching for eggs

sounds appealing, but a

couple of cocktails sure does!

- Then it's a date?

- Yeah. I'll text you

when I leave the house.

- Sounds good. Hey, I love you.

- You've got options, Bridge.

- I love you.

- [Bridget] What're

you talking about?

- [Sal] Nikki sent me down

here, and you know why.

- [Bridget] I don't

care what Nikki said!

- I can only spend so many

miles looking for you.

- Then stop looking.

- Bridge, you're only making

this harder for yourself.

- You fools drove all the

way up from Atlantic City

to wish me a happy

birthday or something?

- You know exactly

why we're here.

So how long are

you gonna run for?

- [Bridget] However long I want!

Just tell her you

didn't find me.

- [Sal] I did find you.

- [Bridget] Whatever.

(Jessica gasps)

- What the f*ck?

(Sal groans)

- God, no!

(Jessica grunts)

(chatter in Spanish)

(Jessica grunts)

(Sal groans)

(Jessica screams)

(Bridget screams)

(Jessica grunts)

(Jessica screams)

(g*n cocks)

- Enough!

- (gasps) Oh, my God.

- You got till tomorrow.

- You're fine. Get up.

(Jessica pants)

- What just happened?

- You're okay.

You're okay.

- Yeah. (pants)

Was that, was that a real g*n?

- Just breathe.

- Did we almost die?

- Lady, breathe.

(Jessica pants)

- Man!

I feel so alive!

(Jessica pants)

How do you know those guy...

(body clatters)

(suspenseful music continues)

- What the?

(keyboard clacks)

(phone vibrates)

Hello?

- [Nurse] Mr. Sanders,

this is New York Hospital.

Your wife is here.

- What?

- [Nurse] She took a bad fall.

- Oh, my God.

- [Nurse] We'll need you to

come down to release her.

- Yeah, I'm coming now.

I'll be right there.

What the?

- Don't make a scene.

- Who are you guys?

- FBI.

- FBI?

What? Why?

- We've been tracking

Kramer for a few months now,

but we don't have enough

evidence to go after him yet.

- That's where you come in.

- I'm sorry. Me?

- We need a CI to help.

- Uh, uh...

Computer invest...

- Confidential informant.

- To help lock this

son of a bitch up.

So far, you're the only

one who's allowed access

to his personal laptop.

- Look, guys. I

don't have a choice.

If I don't fix that laptop,

I don't get a promotion,

and I cannot afford to

not get a promotion.

I need this job!

- He's been embezzling

money from your bank,

and placing those funds into

several offshore accounts.

- The money has been divided

between those accounts,

and Bitcoin wallets.

- All we need to catch

him is for you to get him

to use his bitcoins in an

online domestic transfer.

So far, he's only been

trading over the dark net,

which has made the

forfeiture of his assets

nearly impossible to seize.

- We even tried to lock him out,

in hopes it would

force his hand.

- You guys were

behind the lockdown?

- Best way to get him

to make this transfer

is to tell him that there

is a ransom on his laptop,

he needs to pay up ASAP,

or else he'll be

permanently locked out.

You think you can do that?

- Don't worry. We're going

to make it worth your while.

Here's my card.

Text me when you're

ready to play.

All you gotta say is, "Game on."

- Better think long and hard

about dropping that

ball on us, though.

Wouldn't want to think

of you as an accomplice.

- And Gordon?

Wish your wife a

speedy recovery.

(car doors open)

- Thank you.

Um, I'm not getting

a ride to the...

Okay. All right.

- [Announcer]

Paging Dr. Fischer.

(Jessica gasps)

- Oh, no!

(gasps) My knees!

Did they take your knees, too?

- Man, I really want

whatever you're on.

Nurse?

(gasps)

- Holy mother of God!

(Jessica squeals)

Are you okay?

- Are you the nurse?

- What happened?

- I had to jump in.

- "Jump"? Jump, honey?

You never, ever have to jump.

That's always a dangerous idea.

- I got boo-boo on my ankle!

Kiss it.

- Oh, God.

I got you.

- It's just...

I saw...

Her.

Hello.

She was getting

bullied by these guys.

So, I-

- What guys?

- I had to, I waited

till the time was right,

and whacked the guy in his face!

- No, you didn't.

- And then I got

on this big dude.

And I started pounding on him.

- Jess?

- It's just so busy.

It's just so...

So busy and messy. I, I

think I gotta sit down.

- You know what? Why don't

we just lay down on the bed?

That you're already on.

Listen.

We agreed we're gonna put

this donor stuff on hold

for a while and

just focus on us.

So why don't we do that?

- Okay.

Yippers.

- You must be Wonder

Woman's hubby.

Bridget Garcia.

Nice to meet you.

- (chuckles) Gordon

Sanders. You too.

Nice. Are you okay?

- Few bumps and bruises

never kept me down.

(Jessica giggles)

- Uh, hi, nurse.

Is she gonna be okay?

- Are you family?

- Yeah, sorry. I'm her husband.

She'll be fine. It's just

a tiny hairline fracture.

The cast is precautionary.

I'm gonna need you to

sign the discharge papers.

- Sure, yeah. I'll

be right back.

But everything is gonna be okay.

(Jessica grunts)

All right.

Mm-hm, mm-hm. Thank

you, thank you.

Oh, there we go!

- He seems like a real cool cat.

- He configures

numbers at a bank.

(Jessica chuckles)

- So which one is it, mama?

Sperm, egg, organ?

Just wondering what

you're in the market for.

- Oh.

- Your hubby said

something about a donor?

- Eggs.

Mine are ancient.

Maybe I'll get a nursing home.

- I might be able

to help you out?

Yeah, you know, I'd really

like to pay it forward.

I mean...

if you need fresh eggs,

I got 'em. (chuckles)

I could pop out a few

for you and your hubby.

And I could do it on the cheap.

(Jessica sighs)

- You're sweet!

- Just hit me up, if

you're interested.

We might be able to

work something out.

This might just be fate.

- "Bridget"?

- Mm-hm.

Bridget.

A life for a life

kind of exchange.

- (gasps) A life for a life.

I like you.

(gentle music)

(door creaks)

(switch clicks)

(door closes)

(knocks on door)

(Jessica gasps)

- Hey!

- Hey.

What you got there?

- [Jessica] I, um...

I'm so sorry, Gordon.

- For what, Jess?

Jess, there's nothing

you could have done.

Nothing.

- I know.

- You know what?

- Mm.

- [Gordon] Let's get you to

sleep. It's been a long day.

- I love you.

- I love you.

Let's get you to bed.

(door closes)

(Jessica moans)

- Okay. Here's your water.

And...

Tah-dah!

- Aww.

- It's bad timing, I guess.

Rest up, Xena.

(warm music)

(switch clicks)

(Jessica sighs)

(warm music continues)

(Jessica sighs)

(switch clicks)

(Jessica sighs)

(phone clicks)

- A life

for a life.

(phone chirps)

(phone chimes)

Cool.

(traffic whooshes)

- Okay, Dusty.

How do I get you to

use your bitcoins

to purchase something online?

(Gordon sighs)

(suspenseful music)

(cube clicks)

Here goes nothing.

(phone rings)

(phone rings)

(Dustin spits)

- This better be good, Sanders.

- So apparently, sir, your

computer's been infected

with the ransomware virus, and

the only way to get it fixed

is to just pay the ransom.

- How much do they want?

- This a very good question.

I don't know. I can ask.

- Ask?

What kind of amateur hour

ransom plot is this, Sanders?

- Sir, sir, if I may, they

are requesting payment

via virtual currency,

which is really easy,

assuming you have a Bitcoin

wallet or something like that.

I mean, I can take the

whole thing off your plate.

I just need authorization

to use your pass keys,

and I can get your computer

fixed, and up and running,

before the bunny resurrects.

- What?

f*ck whoever this is.

- Sir, I get that

you're mad, but,

if they don't receive

payment in the next 24 hours,

they will lock you

out permanently.

- I'm not paying sh*t.

No one threatens me.

You tell whoever this is that

I don't bite onto anyone.

They can kiss my nitamb!

- I don't know what that is...

Sir. (sighs)

- f*ck.

Give me a cookie!

Give me two!

- [Gordon] And there

goes everything.

(distant traffic hums)

(Jessica breathes heavily)

(footsteps approach)

- What's cr*ck-a-lackin'?

- Wow!

You clean up well.

- That's the rumor.

Hi.

Can I get grilled cheese

with tomato and bacon,

and a side of fries?

Make those cheese fries.

And a coffee milkshake.

- Are you sure you're not

already eating for two?

- One never knows.

- [Waitress] And for you?

- Um, I'll just have a glass

of pineapple juice, please.

- I'm glad you texted.

- I don't know how any of

this is supposed to work.

- Well, if I got

all my cards right,

you need something

that I can provide.

And quite honestly,

I could use the cash.

- Oh, my God. Is that why

those men were after you?

- Sal and I got some history.

We have a son together.

- You have a child with that guy

that tossed you

up against a wall?

- It wasn't always so tense.

But not everybody's cut

out for a storybook ending.

- Yeah, yeah. I'm getting that.

- Look, I don't

wanna pressure you.

Let's just let

bygones be bygones.

- No, no, but wait, wait, wait!

Like you said, I'm here, so...

- [Bridget] It's totally fine.

I gotta catch a bus

back to AC, anyways.

(Jessica sighs)

- He has your eyes.

- Miss him bad.

- Where is he?

- Slowly getting

destroyed by the system.

Long story.

- (sighs) Look.

This is quite honestly

just so unconventional.

I mean, the idea of sitting

across from a stranger

to talk about purchasing their

egg, so they can make a baby

with my husband is...

I don't know. (sighs)

It's just so... (sighs)

Black market, seedy, underground

illegal-like, you know?

- This unconventional way

allows you to get to know

me on a personal level.

I can promise you

that you won't know

much more about donor 2759,

other than what's

on her application.

You won't know if she prefers

cheese fries over chili fries.

You know?

How could you? I

mean, think about it.

It is just a piece of paper.

- Exactly.

- You swooped in

and saved my life,

and now I can pay it forward

by helping you create one.

Plus, buying eggs the regular

way is crazy expensive.

- (sighs) I know.

- According to babymama.com,

it costs between

six and eight grand.

But today's special

has an offer for five.

- That's, you know,

that's still a bit steep.

- Yeah! But can you really

put a price on life?

- I really hate that question.

(indistinct chatter

in background)

- Do you smoke?

- No.

- Drink?

- Every other

Sunday after church,

but not when I'm knocked up.

- College degree? A BA, a BS?

- BS. (chuckles) I

definitely have one of those.

- Do you have any convictions?

- The only conviction I have

is that you and I

are meant to be.

- I gotta talk to Gordon first.

- I hear ya, but I

only have one week

before the court grants his

foster family adoption rights,

and after that, I lose

any chance of seeing him.

And without cash, I

can't get a lawyer.

And without a lawyer,

I am sh*t outta luck.

- I'm sorry. I really am.

But, I mean, this is a

huge decision for me.

It's not one I can

make on my own.

- Final offer.

- 4K?

(Jessica sighs)

I...

I, I can give you

a small deposit?

Would, uh,

500 do it for now?

- I need at least half.

- Half?

I... (laughs)

I don't have that kind of

money just sitting around,

in my checking account.

I mean, besides, it's Easter

Sunday. The banks are closed.

- Lucky for us, there's

an ATM right by the door.

Nothing personal.

(clears throat)

I can't afford to miss work.

- Wait.

What if...

What if...

I can give you this,

as collateral?

- A dog collar?

- Yeah, no, it's a diamond,

um, -studded dog collar.

It's worth like a few hundred.

He's been our only baby for

years. He's a little spoiled.

(Bridget chuckles)

- Sure.

(Jessica sighs)

- Okay.

- Hey.

I got you.

(Jessica sniffles)

- [Jessica] Okay.

- Okay!

I'll see you in like five.

I gotta empty the t*nk.

- Yeah.

- sh*t!

(sighs) Okay,

Taking back control.

(ATM bleeps)

Okay.

(phone clunks)

Are you smoking?

(suspenseful music)

(Jessica gasps)

- Oh, hey. Nice

to see you again.

- You better behave.

- What's going on here?

- I'll let the Bridge tell you.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- I thought you said

you didn't smoke!

- Only when I'm stressed.

- You may have met

your match, huh?

You got something for me?

- I have no idea what

you're talking about!

- Sal, this is really dramatic.

- Bridge, you're

getting in the trunk.

- What? No!

- No. No, no, no!

I'm not going in there.

(overlapping speech)

I'm not going in there!

- Whatever!

(Jessica yells in Spanish)

(Jessica yells in Spanish)

Help!

Ouch!

Ouch! My elbow!

- She has nothing

to do with this!

- That really hurts!

- Tie her up.

- [Jessica] Oh, I'm going to

rip that man bun off your head!

- After you, sweetheart.

- Grab it, then.

Shut up!

- Stop it!

- You stop it.

- Stop it!

- You stop it!

- You used to love me.

- Jesus Christ.

Bridge, get in the car.

- [Jessica] When I

get out of this trunk,

I am going to kick your ass!

- Stop yelling.

- Help!

How is there nobody here?

(engine roars)

What the hell's going on?

- Don't worry. Everything's

gonna work out.

I still got you.

- You got me?

You got me?

(Jessica pants)

How could you be so calm?

- Just chill.

Someone's gonna take their

pony out of the stable,

sooner or later.

And when they do, that's when

you and I make a run for it.

(Jessica pants)

- What if they don't

open the trunk?

- [Bridget] Trust me, they will.

- Trust you?

- Yeah. Trust me.

(Jessica pants)

- Help!

Help!

(cheerful jazz music)

(music intensifies)

Who's that girl, all alone

Dazzling your senses

You cross the

room to say hello

Swinging for the fences

Well, you're reaching

for the stars

- Be right back

with those boxes.

Hey! It's me again.

Where are you?

I know you said you were

running late, but just,

I'm starting to get

a little worried.

Can you please just

give me a call?

Okay.

I love you.

Bye.

(phone bleeps)

- [Elena] You know, you need

to do your hair like that.

- No, I'm not gonna do that.

- Those curls.

- Abuela, were you blonde

when you were younger?

The blonde. (speaks Spanish)

- Like you said, she has the

little curls. Look at that.

- You can, and you should be

blonde. Blonde curls. (laughs)

- [Lizette] Yay!

(phone vibrates)

- Baby. Oo-oo-oo.

- [Lizette] No!

- Yo.

- Becca, it's Gordon.

- What up?

- Hey.

Have you talked to Jess?

- No. Why?

- She was supposed to

show up at the office

over an hour ago, but I just

keep getting her voicemail.

- Well, maybe her

phone d*ed, yo.

- What?

- She always takes

her charger with her.

- Maybe she's stuck underground.

- Que?

- She still would've called.

- Maybe she got jacked.

- Que, que?

- What?

- I don't know!

Maybe she just

needed some space.

Hormones are a tricky thing!

- Okay, Becca?

Could you just try her

before I call the police?

- Um, okay, so the police

ain't gonna do sh*t,

for at least 24, so

yeah, I'll hit her up.

(Rebecca sighs)

- What is going on?

(Rebecca speaks Spanish)

- No, what is going on?

Is Jessica okay?

- He thinks she's missing.

- Who said missing?

I didn't say missing.

Nobody said missing.

(phone keypad bleeps)

- Yo. What the f*ck, woman?

Gordy's all worried and sh*t.

Can you please pick

up your phone? Okay?

All right, I'll keep

an eye out. Okay, G?

- Thanks, Becca.

Couldn't do without you.

- Ah!

- Oy!

(Rebecca blows)

(background chatter)

(brooding music)

(keyboard clacks)

(engine hums)

(phone vibrates)

- That's my phone.

Oh, my God. (speaks

Spanish) Where is it?

Where?

Beep again.

(tense music continues)

(tires screech)

- [Sal] We don't

got all f*cking day.

(fist thuds)

(Jessica pants)

Aww. What's wrong, sunshine?

- It ain't me causing havoc.

- Get me out of here, now!

- Hey, hey!

Not another word outta you.

- [Gio] Now, I usually gotta

pay to see sh*t like this.

- Yeah, I got this. All right?

- It's your party.

- So here's the deal.

I gotta go take a leak.

Now if either of you

try anything funny,

that'll be your last

road trip, you hear me?

(phone vibrates)

(phone vibrates)

(Jessica grunts)

(foot thuds)

- Holy sh*t!

(Jessica whimpers)

(tense music)

(Jessica grunts)

(Jessica pants)

(Sal groans)

- Gio!

Gio!

Not her, you bright light! Her!

(Jessica pants)

(Jessica whines)

(hands thud)

- Help!

(Jessica screams)

- [Gordon] Jersey?

Why are you in Jersey?

You hate Jersey.

(Sharon chuckles)

- Hey!

Hey, Gordy.

Come join the festivities.

- I will. I'm just

waiting for Jess.

- You're missing out on Kramer's

attempt at being normal.

(upbeat dance music)

- (gasps) This is hysterical.

I gotta record this.

Leverage for the next time

that tool threatens to fire me.

- That's a good plan.

- Yeah.

Aww!

Not the booty. Not the booty.

(tense percussive music)

- No, no, no! Let go of me!

(Jessica grunts)

- [Gio] Where you

going? Where you going?

- Jackass!

(Gio groans)

Oh, my God! (pants)

(Jessica screams)

Oh, my God, I did it!

Oh, my God, I did it.

Okay, okay, okay.

This isn't a

f*cking escape room!

(pants) Okay, all right. Okay.

What do I do?

(music from TV)

(phone vibrates)

- Yo?

- Has she called yet?

- We just spoke

like a minute ago.

- Okay. Well, who does

she know in Jersey?

- Jersey? She don't

know anyone in Jersey.

- Well, I tracked her there.

- Hah! You GPS'd your wife?

Shady!

Maybe she got a man

on the side, huh?

- What?

No! No!

No, I tracked her

using Lionel's collar.

She keeps forgetting to

take it out of her purse.

- Well, you tracked

the wrong dog, dog,

'cause your boy's been

chilling right next to me.

- Yeah, again, it's not

the dog. Not the actual...

Forget it.

Do you know anybody

with a really fast car

that I can maybe borrow?

- Well, (clears throat)

Mig got a fast car.

But, uh, that pendejo

swiped it back.

- You think he'd lend it to us?

- Gee, (speaking Spanish),

I'm like his kryptonite.

- You are?

- [Rebecca] Um,

excuse you. Yes, I am.

I got my ways. Where

are you headed?

- Uh, I got a signal, about 40

miles north of Atlantic City.

- [Rebecca] Atlantic City?

Like the Atlantic City?

- Uh, it's the only Atlantic

City I'm aware of, Becca.

- Locked and loaded, G.

I'll use my magic and I'll

see you in a few. Bye!

Okay. (clears throat)

All right, Miggy.

Come on, Miggy.

(phone rings)

(suspenseful music)

Hey, papi. Mami needs a favor.

What the f*ck?

Miggy! Miggy if you

hang up the phone...

(Rebecca speaks Spanish)

Stupido!

(Rebecca sighs)

I just said one bad word. One.

You're just like all

over me today, abuela.

- I'm gonna need you to use

that wonderful charm of yours

and get her outta there.

- She's not gonna come out.

- Make her!

- [Sal] What happened

to you, butter fingers?

- That bitch f*cking cut

me! That's what happened!

- Next time, don't let her go!

- Are you...

Oh man, f*ck. I just need a-

- She's not gonna come out, Sal.

I'm telling you, she didn't do

anything. Just leave her be!

- Bridge, I don't

know if you know this,

but my loyalty

lies elsewhere now.

And that wasn't my choice.

(Jessica pants)

- Where's your magic,

(pants) when I need it?

(Jessica pants)

- Hey, Jess? I'm gonna

need you to come out.

- f*ck you!

- Figure it out.

Make her come out.

- Look, I know I did you wrong.

I feel bad about getting

you all caught up in this.

But we still have a deal, right?

(Jessica grunts wildly)

If you come out, I'll give you

an even more discounted rate.

- It's not gonna happen!

- Move.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

(g*ns fire rapidly)

G, I said I got this!

- Oh, do you have it?

(door thuds)

(Jessica gasps)

(dramatic music)

Get out of the f*cking room!

- Hey! Hey!

I don't know what you got

going on with Bridget,

and quite honestly,

I don't give a f*ck.

But if you try that again,

I promise you, this will

be your last Easter.

Get her outta my sight.

- This don't feel right, Sal!

- Hey. Since when do

you have a conscience?

(distant traffic hums)

- Hey. Do you think

maybe I can ride bitch?

Got a feeling it's gonna

get real awkward back here.

- In the car.

(Bridget sighs)

- Move over.

- [Jessica] I should've

let them b*at you.

- [Bridget] I knew it was

gonna get awkward back here.

(trunk door slams)

(train clacks)

- What is the one thing in this

world that means more to me

than anything else, huh?

- Lizette.

- Okay.

What're the two things

that mean the world to me?

- Me and Lizette.

- Damn it, Bec.

(Gordon pants)

- Weed, your Xbox! I don't know.

- No, Senorita. Daisy is what.

She means the world to me,

Becca, and you know that!

- [Gordon] She's

moving! She's moving!

- Get in, get in!

- [Gordon] Okay!

(talking over each other)

Vaminos!

(lively rock music)

(engine revs)

- Hey yo, G.

- Huh?

- So your dog's collar

is not on your dog,

but in Jessica's purse.

- Right.

- Right, so what if

we're tracking a dude

who stole her

purse, and not her?

- Nice. Way to keep

the hope alive.

- Okay, yes, maybe we are

following some purse snatcher,

not my wife, but my hope is

that one will lead to the other.

- Yo, I feel like

Inspector Gadget, man.

- So, we good then, right?

- Nah.

Depends on how this all ends.

- Nah. Just let it go.

- No, you let it go, Bec!

(Rebecca groans)

You let it go!

(Gordon sighs)

- I wish she'd just

magically appear.

- Well, maybe it's a sign.

- [Miguel] Nah, that's

more like a billboard.

Signs are smaller.

- Becca, you are a genius!

Maybe the sign is a

sign! It's a sign, right?

It's gotta be a sign!

- You see that, Miggy?

Now pull over in the next

stop, 'cause I gotta pee.

- No, no, no, no, no, no.

As long as the collar

is going, so are we.

Wait, what happened?

What, is it frozen?

What happened?

It stopped! Lionel stopped!

- Hey. At least wherever

she is, she's not moving.

It's a good thing, man.

- And how is that a good thing?

- It gives us time to catch up.

- Well, yeah. Not

if we have to stop!

- Your call, but my

bladder is about to blow.

- Oh, not in here, you're not.

(engine roars)

- The collar is still moving.

- Just drop trou and go.

- Yeah, I'm going. Jesus.

- Drop trou and go.

(car door slams)

(footsteps clack)

(distant traffic whooshes)

- [Rebecca] What the f*ck?

(footsteps clack)

Yo!

Yo! Yo!

- What?

- What's going on?

- You gotta come see this!

- What did you find?

- Come on!

- What?

- What happened, man?

(car door slams)

(brooding music)

- Is that blood?

- Yeah, it looks like it.

(Gordon pants)

- Those holes are from

a nine-milli, man.

This could be from

anything or anyone.

None of this means Jessica

was even here, son.

- No.

But this does.

- That's nasty.

Yo.

Isn't that one of the

dolls that Abuela makes?

- Damn. That thing look

just like you, son.

- The collar's moving.

Let's go.

- Hey!

Shouldn't we call the cops?

- Nick's Paradiso? We gotta go!

(tense percussive music)

Like now!

- Yo, I am serious.

They got my cousin!

- [Operator] Ma'am,

who's got your cousin?

- I don't know who!

All I know is that we

found a Santeria doll

floating in the shitter.

- Are you for real?

- What? I told you I had to pee.

- Come on, I told you to

drip dry. Let's roll, man.

- [Operator] Ma'am? Ma'am,

are you still there?

- You called the po-po, Bec?

For real? They

ain't gonna do sh*t!

Let's go!

(Miguel speaks Spanish)

(phone clacks)

Let's go!

- Dang it!

I'm going!

- Yes. Right now.

Aww, yeah.

(car starts)

Oh-hoh! What you doing?

Nobody drives

Senorita Daisy but me!

- Let him, Mig!

You know what it's like to

want control, don't you?

Come on!

- And we're going.

And we're going.

- We're coming.

- And we're going.

- I'm coming.

- We're going.

(gamblers chatter)

(PA system chimes)

(gamblers chatter)

(glasses clink)

- I don't know who you

are, or why you're here.

Actually, I don't give a sh*t.

What I give a sh*t

about is my money.

Do you have my

money, sweetheart?

- No, I don't!

- Leave her be, Nicky.

This is between you and me.

(suspenseful music)

- What is this?

Since when do you give a sh*t

about anybody but

yourself, Bridget?

You don't do loyal.

What is this?

A f*cking joke?

This doesn't even cover the vig.

Not to mention the

money you owe me

from all those scams you've

been pulling on my floor.

And I want what I

loaned you back.

And I think you better figure

something out, because,

you might have to wind up

paying me with your life.

Or even worse.

With hers.

(Jessica gasps)

- Her husband works at a bank.

- And what the f*ck

does that mean to me?

- It, it doesn't. Nothing.

It means nothing.

- (sighs) He's an IT guy.

(Jessica chuckles)

- He presses buttons and

he, and he like, configures-

- f*ck this.

- He doesn't handle the money.

- I bet he's got his hands

on the wire transfers.

- [Jessica] No, he doesn't!

- Give me a burner.

Let's give hubby a little call.

I'm f*cking done here.

(aggressive rock music)

(engine roars)

(rock music continues)

(car door slams)

Keep on pushing, man

I can feel it coming now

- Yo.

Where...

Where we gonna find her?

- We'll just follow the collar.

- Right, let's get

moving. Come on, let's go.

- I'm coming.

- I got my hands tied, here.

- No, Sal. My hands

are tied here.

- You know what I mean.

I can't do nothing for you.

- Aww, hanging up your

cape already, Superman?

- You know what? Go

f*ck yourself, Bridge.

- Don't act like some

savior, or something.

I want my son back.

- And I don't?

- I don't see you risking

your life for nobody.

- I hate to interrupt

couple's therapy,

but what the hell

is going on here?

- I need a smoke.

And I'm gonna let you two

spend some time together,

and figure out what

the hell this is.

- [Bridget] Wait. (gasps)

(aggressive rock music)

- Here.

(elevator bell dings)

Whoa, hey! Watch, wow!

Watch where you're going!

You too! Vamos!

NFC!

That's the problem, these days.

- Yeah. No f*cking class, man.

(elevator bell dings)

(pleasant elevator music)

(elevator bell dings)

- Damn it!

We need a key card

to access the floor.

- What're we going to do?

- I don't know, I don't know.

Wait a second.

You just said NFC before.

- Yeah, and?

What do people with no f*cking

class gotta do with this?

(hand slams)

- Becca!

- G, what're you doing, man?

- Becca, you did it again! NFC!

Near field communications.

It's a set of

communications protocol

that enables two electronic

devices to talk to each other.

- [Miguel] Okay.

- Yeah.

What'd he say?

- I don't know.

(phone chirps)

- Damn it!

- Go on, go on. Do it

again, you got this.

- This don't look right.

I really have to pee!

- Tah-dah!

- Go!

- [Miguel] Dang. He

really is a magician.

- f*ck!

(feet stomp)

God!

God. All this, and for what?

- A baby.

- God, you have no shame.

- You don't get it.

When you're fighting

to get your child back,

shame doesn't get factored in.

- Oh, damn it.

God. (sniffles)

Oh, God. This was

such a mistake.

- There are no mistakes.

Just happy little accidents.

- Did you just quote Bob Ross?

(Jessica sighs)

- I am sorry I got you

caught up in my drama.

- Yeah, well, you should be.

You know, as a mother desperate

to get her child back,

you should know better

than to toy with someone

who only wants what you had.

- What I "had".

(Jessica sighs)

- What's the best way out?

(suspenseful music)

- What? Why?

You plan on magically

disappearing?

- Oh, no. You work here.

There have to be employee-only

entrances and exits.

- Yeah, but unless we

get untied somehow,

I don't think we can run

with a pole up our ass.

(Jessica sighs)

- What are you doing?

- Shh.

Houdini used to slow his

breath down, (exhales deeply)

to almost nothing,

in order

to

escape.

(Jessica laughs)

- You, you got loose?

- Tah-f*cking-dah.

- Nice! Untie me.

- Tell me the best way out.

- Untie me and I'll show you.

- No, tell me the

best way out first,

and I'll think about it.

- Are you freaking kidding me?

What happened to a

life for a life, hm?

- Clearly, that

wasn't a real thing.

- Untie me. You need me!

- [Jessica] No, not as

much as you need me.

(door creaks)

(door slams)

(Jessica gasps)

- sh*t!

- [Bridget] Look,

look, look, look, look!

There's a hidden shaft in

the hall, over there, okay?

It leads to the main gate

and we can get out that way.

(muffled chatter)

sh*t! Sit, sit.

(keys clink)

(tense music)

(Gordon pants)

- No.

(Gordon sighs)

All my girls, all my girls

Calling all around the world

All my girls, all my girls

- No matter what's on the

other side of these doors,

just remember, we're

doing this for Jessica.

(knocks on door)

(Gordon sighs)

(knocks on door)

(Gordon sighs)

(door opens)

(group cheers)

Huh.

Tah-dah!

(upbeat dance music)

(group cheers)

- Yo! You serious?

G, are you sure this

is where she's at?

- This is where

the tracker led us,

so let's not rush to judgment.

- Uh, no judgment here.

(group cheers)

Oh, what the-

- Hey, do not get distracted.

We're here to find

Lionel's collar, okay?

- You. Come here, baby.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

- Whoa!

- Not every soldier

survives. I need you!

Come on. Stay focused, soldier.

- Oh, I'm focused.

I got me, myself and I

And we are walking

to the b*at

So girls, follow my lead,

girls, follow my lead

- [Gordon] Oh, my God.

There's Lionel's collar.

Becca, look! It's

Lionel's collar!

- [Rebecca] What? Where?

- [Gordon] Eyes up! There!

- (gasps) Oh!

- Yo!

that dude had his

ass all in your face,

and you didn't catch the collar?

- I'm not looking

at his neck, Mig!

We got that ooh, that

ah, that ooh, la la la

We got that ooh

- Great party!

Hi.

- I don't do lap

dances for dudes, man.

- I'm not here for a

dance. I'm here for that.

- This?

- Yeah.

- Nice, right? Found it

in lost and found bin.

- It's my wife's!

- You mean it was your wife's.

- I was just having

fun for a second!

- No second!

- Oh, yeah.

- That was more than a second.

- You could be out with women,

take your baby

out of your house,

but I can't have

fun for a second?

- Oh, you going there?

- That's my wife's!

- What're you doing, bro?

- Do you understand marriage?

Please!

God, you're like a

human slip 'n' slide!

- Well, did you know that

choking on mozzarella

is the third leading

cause of death in Italy?

- Get outta here.

- No sh*t.

- Well, let's just

take care of this.

(sighs) What's his number?

- Please don't involve him.

- I didn't. You did.

Now, what's his number?

- Sal, no!

- Bridge, stay out of this.

Look, I need you to

give me his number,

and I need you to tell

him to transfer the money

into a private account.

- He has nothing

to do with this.

- Let me make something

super-duper clear to you.

If you refuse, Nick's gonna

have Gio b*at it out of you.

And I'm pretty sure after

that dinger you gave him,

he'd be more than

happy to follow orders.

- Aww. (chuckles)

You have no idea.

- [Sal] Let's go. I

don't have all day.

- Give him to him, Jess.

He means what he says.

- 'Cause I'm a man of my word.

- 'Cause you're a puppet

who obeys his master.

- Hey, watch your mouth!

- Am I wrong?

- 5-5-5

9-3-7-1.

- Good girl.

Now follow my lead.

(Jessica sighs)

(phone rings)

- Get up, man, come on.

- Come on!

- Get up.

- Come on!

- Hello?

(Jessica gasps)

- Gordon. Oh, my God,

thank God picked up.

- Oh, my God.

Jessica, are you okay?

- I'm not done with you.

- Oh-oh!

(door slams)

- Where are you?

- I...

Where are you?

- I'm in Atlantic

City, looking for you.

- What?

Wow! How'd you know?

- What part of AC?

- Uh, uh...

Gordon, um, where

exactly are you?

We're at the Paradiso.

- "We"? Who's "we"?

- Becca and Miggy. We

needed a car, so...

- Get to the point.

- Uh, um...

Gordon, I need you

to listen to me.

Um...

I'm in trouble.

And it's a long story,

but I need money.

- Jessica, what's

going on? Are you hurt?

- No, no, no. I'm

fine, I'm fine.

It's just, um...

I really need you

to hear me out.

I...

I just need you to listen

and not panic. (chuckles)

- You're in trouble,

and you need money,

and you want me to not panic?

Are you kidding me, Jess?

- Tell him to drop his baggage.

And he needs to do this

alone. You hear me?

- [Gordon] Jess?

Jessica, are you there?

- Yeah. Yeah, hey, I'm here.

Gordy, Gordy...

I need you to figure

out a way to wire...

- $10,000.

(Jessica sighs)

10,000.

(Jessica sighs)

- $10,000?

- 10K? I only, he

only brought five!

- I'm sorry, what's going on?

Who's that in the background?

(group giggles)

Should I move? I'll move.

I'll move.

(body thumps)

(Gordon groans)

- (gasps) I'm sorry. Who's

that in the background?

(Gordon grunts)

(curtain rings scrape)

- It's nothing, it's

nobody. Nobody's here.

(muffled dance music from phone)

- Okay, Gordon. (sighs)

I just, I...

Gordon, I need you to figure

out a way to wire $10,000,

transfer it over to-

- [Gordon] What? Jess!

Where am I going to

get $10,000 from?

- Figure it out.

Here's the account number.

It's 919-946-1513.

Oh, and if I didn't say

this before, no cops.

- "No

cops."

- [Sal] Are we clear?

- [Gordon] Yeah!

Yeah, we're clear.

- Good.

- But I'm gonna need a computer.

An air-gapped computer

to open an RDP.

That's a remote desktop

protocol launched crypto cat

to access the files.

- Yeah, yeah, whatever.

I'm gonna have one of my boys

come down and pick you up,

and he's gonna escort

you to my boss' office,

where then you can figure-

- No.

No, I get to see my

wife first, or no deal!

- Oh! (chuckles)

Okay.

It seems like hubby is willing

to gamble with your life, huh?

- Hey! Big guy!

You want your money or not?

- Gordy, just give

him the money!

- No, it's okay. He's in AC.

He wants to take

chances. I get it.

- Yeah, damn straight.

So have your boy meet me

under the magic show marquee,

and don't forget

to bring my wife!

- Yeah. Sounds good.

(phone bleeps)

- Oh, my God. (gasps)

Oh, that felt good! (chuckles)

(knocks on door)

- Hey, Gordon, you...

Whoa. I just snatched the

collar, we gotta bounce.

Come on!

(Gordon grunts)

- Have a fun wedding.

(door slams)

(brooding rock music)

No baggage.

- Huh?

Who you calling baggage?

- I have to do this alone.

- Do what? What're

you talking about?

Who was on the phone that

got you talking all crazy?

- It wasn't the phone call

that got him all crazy.

Trust me. Hey, hey, hey.

Let him go. He got this.

Bec.

Got the fire

In your eyes

Mama says

Oh, man, the love gonna hurt

(brooding music continues)

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

Ooh

- [Gordon] Oh.

Jackpot.

I'm so cold

I'm so free

Let me go

Let me be

Hands to the sky

On your knees

Not giving up

Up on me

- Now, here's what's

gonna happen, Bridge.

Gio's gonna cut you loose,

and then I'm going

to follow after.

Untie them.

(Kn*fe flicks)

- [Gio] Yo, what the f*ck?

- Yo, yo, yo! Grab her!

- Hey, get over here!

- Wait, G! Get her!

I'll get Bridge.

- Up, up, up.

- (gasps) Oh, okay! Okay.

Okay, okay.

Okay. (pants)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(Bridget yelps)

(Sal pants)

- Not again!

(Sal grunts)

(Bridget pants)

- [Chef 1] Ay, Bridge!

(chef 2 groans)

- [Chef 3] Yo, watch it, Bridge!

- Change of plans.

You call hubby, and you tell

him to come up here right now!

We're gonna play by my rules.

G!

(Gio sighs)

(Jessica pants)

- [Gio] You're lucky.

(Jessica breathes heavily)

(dramatic orchestral music)

(Bridget sighs)

(Bridget speaks Spanish)

(car door opens)

(car door slams)

- Gordon!

- Jess!

- Stop.

Right time.

- It's just a simple transfer.

- Sit, sit.

- I promise everything's

going to be okay, baby.

- Sit.

- You wanna tell me what you

and Bridge had going on here?

- It's complicated.

- Well, make it uncomplicated.

- Uh...

We were gonna do like a life

for a life kind of exchange?

- What does that even mean?

(Jessica sighs)

- She was gonna

sell me her eggs.

(Sal laughs)

For a one-time discounted price.

- Wait, hold on. Let

me get this straight.

Bridge was gonna

sell you her eggs,

so you could do what with them?

- You making an omelet?

- She was never gonna

go through with it.

- (scoffs) Thank God for that.

- Hey!

That woman is the

mother to my son.

You would've been lucky to

have her breed with you.

- What?

Well, if you feel that way,

then why aren't you helping her?

Why are you helping Nicky?

- I think it's time for

you to mind your business.

Get to work, Houdini.

And I'll consider

letting you both live.

(Gordon clears throat)

(suspenseful music)

(keyboard clacks)

(keyboard clacks)

(Gordon breathes deeply)

- [Gio] My mom is gonna

flip when she sees this.

I just don't want it

to scar, you know?

- Buddy, you writing

a novel over there?

- Just alerting the

bank about the transfer.

Since it's such a large amount,

we don't want any red flags.

(Gio speaks Italian)

- Unexpectedly

popping up, you know?

Okay.

Transferring the bitcoins now.

- Oh, oh, oh. Bitcoins?

I don't know if Nicky's

gonna like that.

- Why not?

Bitcoins have a much

higher exchange rate.

- Yeah. Enough with

the bullshit, okay?

It's not cash.

- Yeah, but you

work in a casino.

You can easily sell the

bitcoins in exchange for,

you know, more

traditional currency.

- No, no, no. f*ck that.

We want hard cash.

- I don't have hard cash.

What I have are bitcoins,

which, by the way,

are worth more and

are untraceable.

- Well?

I don't know. Look,

he could be right.

I don't know, he could be right.

- But is he or isn't he?

- I will Google it.

- Do you want your

f*cking money or not?

- [Sal] Enough outta you.

(Jessica murmurs)

(Sal chuckles)

- I wouldn't mislead you.

Not with my wife's

life on the line.

- Just hurry up.

(phone rings)

Just get it done.

- [Gordon] Got it.

(phone rings)

- Yeah, what?

Are you f*cking kidding me?

Does Nicky know?

And what'd he say?

That bitch.

Yeah, okay.

Copy.

(phone slams)

- What's up?

- Somebody called

in a b*mb thr*at.

They wanna evacuate the hotel.

- Well, what did Nicky say?

- He said to stand our ground.

- So, he thinks it's a prank?

- Nah. Probably just

a burning bridge.

(tense percussive music)

(Bridget sighs)

(gentle music)

(Bridget sighs)

- And...

(keyboard clacks)

The transfer is...

Complete.

- About f*cking time.

Call Nicky. Tell him

to check his account.

- [Gio] Yo. Put

Nicky on the phone.

(expl*si*n pops)

- Go!

(lively rock music)

- Oh, God! Baby!

- That's on me!

(g*n fires)

- What're you doing?

Hold your fire!

I don't need a w*apon

'cause I am one

- I think I've been sh*t!

- What?

- [Nick] The f*ck's

goin' up here, Sally?

Why am I gettin'

calls about g*nf*re?

I don't need a w*apon

'cause I am one

- Honey, honey, honey. (pants)

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

(Gordon groans)

Let me look.

(gasps) Oh, my God, you're

bleeding. You're bleeding.

Since when do you carry

ninja balls on you?

- This isn't about

my balls, Jessica.

This is about what you've

gotten yourself into.

Christ, that hurt!

(rock music continues)

- We've gotta get out of here.

(door thuds)

What?

What're you doing?

(Jessica chuckles)

- What?

- Only you, baby.

- Okay. Let's do this.

Fight like it's

for your life

Push it to the max,

never look back

- Are you ready?

- I've already been sh*t.

- Fight through the pain.

(Gordon grunts)

(Jessica whimpers)

To your right, to

your right! Let's go!

- [Gordon] To the

left a bit! Door!

(Jessica yelps)

(audience applauds)

(smooth jazz music)

(smooth music continues)

(audience applauds)

(smooth music continues)

(audience applauds)

(Jessica pants)

- And step, and step, and step.

Nice, baby. Here you go.

- Oh, yes!

- Stay still.

Stay still. I don't

wanna cut you.

I'm gonna find a place to hide.

Wait.

- What?

What?

(Gordon grunts)

We can't play dress-up now.

- We can at least

try to blend in.

You know, hide in plain sight.

Here.

(knocks on door)

(Jessica gasps)

(hurried footsteps clack)

(Gio pants)

(audience applauds)

- f*ck.

(box clatters)

This really is your job and get

the girls and get the money!

(Jessica pants)

- Careful!

- sh*t!

(audience applauds)

God.

- [Gordon] Ow!

- In here.

- You know, I read that Houdini

had a few run-ins

with guys with g*ns.

And he never threw a

punch, he never fought.

He'd just change his outfit

and he'd slip out the back.

Just like us.

(audience laughs)

(audience applauds)

(Jessica pants)

- (gasps) Look!

- Good old disappearing box!

- [Jessica] Oh, my God.

I escaped using the Houdini

breathing you always talk about.

I inhaled for five, held for

three, and I exhaled for eight.

- That's awesome, babe.

Look, let's get you

tucked away in here,

and then I'm gonna find a spot.

- What? Absolutely not.

We are not separating

now. We can both fit.

- But, Jess!

(audience applauds)

Hold on.

Get in.

(audience laughs and applauds)

(door closes)

- Gordy?

- Yeah?

- I'm really sorry.

I don't know what I was

thinking. I was just...

I was trying to be

more open-minded.

- I love you, Jess, but not now.

- It's just, you know, I

kept telling myself that if,

if I really wanted

to be a mother,

buying someone else's eggs

shouldn't be an issue.

But it, it was. It just was.

- I know.

- And then I met Bridget

and I just, I thought that-

- What?

What? You thought she

was our best sh*t?

- No, I just... (sighs)

That she was a real person,

that I can talk to her.

That she's not just, you

know, a piece of paper.

(box rattles)

(Jessica gasps)

Oh, my God. What's happening?

(audience applauds)

- And now, my lovelies, a very

special treat for you all.

An Easter surprise of sorts.

Bring out...

The tomb.

(audience applauds)

- Ow!

sh*t!

- Now, everyone knows the

story of the resurrection, yes?

Where once a man was locked

away inside the tomb,

in the morning, he was gone.

Magic?

Perhaps.

Or was it more?

Who here wants to follow

in those glorious footsteps

and see if we can't send

you to the other side?

A volunteer from the audience!

- Here! Me, me!

- And how about you, my dear?

- That's right! I

can use some fun.

- Get it, girl! Let's get

resurrected up in here!

Get it!

(audience applauds)

- Ooh! Excuse you.

(Miguel laughs)

- Now, tell us your name

and where you are from.

- I'm Rebecca, and I'm

from Brooklyn! Ow, ow!

(audience laughs)

- Oh, is that Becca?

- It sounds like her, yeah.

- Wonderful!

Yes, well, maestro, can I

get a drum roll, please?

(drum rolls)

Rebecca, if you would, please

step inside the empty tomb.

(Jessica screams)

(indistinct yelling)

- What the?

(Donald grunts)

(Donald pants)

- Tah-dah!

(audience applauds)

- Yo! How'd you do that?

- [Miguel] Holy Jesus!

(g*n fires)

(audience screams)

- Show's over, folks!

(g*n fires)

Danny.

Why don't you take five minutes,

while we reset the stage

for the next performance?

- Will do, Mr.

Mendoza. All right.

(audience murmur)

- [Gordon] I got this.

- [Nick] Now, where were we?

(engine hums)

(car door opens)

(keys clink)

(car door slams)

(patrons chatter)

- [Employee] All hands

on deck in the theater.

All hands on deck.

- Oh, yes, please help me, sir!

Go in the room.

They have my girl!

She's...

Oh, come on! A drink, please.

Oh, damn.

- Hey.

Looking for a good time?

- What?

No.

Oh, my God. You are

so cute. (chuckles)

But I'm a taken man, and

actually, you know what?

My girl is trapped inside

right now in the magic theater,

and there's a bunch

of dudes with g*ns!

And they're trying to k*ll her!

- Shh!

Cash is king.

I get you some cash,

you get your girl back.

- Seriously?

All right, what I gotta do?

- Follow me.

(moody guitar music)

(radio static crackles)

- [Employee] All

available agents

report to the

theater immediately.

(footsteps clack)

(moody music continues)

- Here. Help me out.

- Oh, this is kinda sketchy.

What're we looking for?

- A key!

- Where's the money?

- Just keep looking. Go, go!

(Bridget sighs)

(Bridget grumbles)

- Is it a round

key? A square key?

What kind of key?

Is it a BlueGrass

key? A Phoenix?

- [Sal] Does anyone

have eyes on Bridge?

- You talking about

like a, a lockbox key?

- (sighs) I really

need a cigarette.

(sighs) Okay.

(Bridget grunts)

Jackpot.

- You got it?

(keys clink)

- sh*t!

- What happened?

- Doesn't work!

- Wait, I have an idea.

Hold on, hold on.

Give me a sec.

- It doesn't work.

- [Miguel] Hold up. I got

a bump key right here.

- Never passed a bump before.

Come on.

- [Miguel] Hand me the stapler.

This baby can open anything.

- [Bridget] Oh, come on.

- [Miguel] There you go.

(both gasp)

Oh!

Are you serious?

Whoa.

- [Bridget] Yes.

- Am I on a hidden

camera show right now?

- Nope.

- You kidding me?

- Real as it gets, come on!

- Hawaii, here I come.

Oh, goodbye, cheap rims.

- This was not exactly how I

intended to spend my Easter.

But...

Here we are.

- You got your money.

I transferred everything

into your account,

just like you asked.

- (chuckles) Yes, you did.

But you see, I got

another little problem.

I lost a lot of business

tonight, because of all of you.

And I was just wondering, who's

gonna pay me back for that?

Any ideas?

(Gordon clears throat)

- Look.

I think if we all

just stay calm-

- Mm-hm?

- Then we can find a resolution

that works for everybody.

You know? I mean, we

have options here.

- Options?

- Options are good.

- Is that so?

- Yeah.

- I'm assuming you're

talking bitcoins again?

- [Gordon] Yep.

- I hear Sal agreed to, uh...

Hey, where is Sal?

- I don't know.

All right, forget him.

I'll deal with him

later, you hear me?

- Loud and clear, Nicky!

You want loyal?

Here's loyal!

(upbeat music)

- [Nick] What the hell is this?

Money

That's what I'm

talkin' about

- Freeze!

- Everybody hands up!

Got to have all the money

- Hands up!

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

whoa! Easy there, easy.

Stop, stop! Hands behind

your back, right now.

Right now.

Talkin' about money,

I need it so bad

- [Clark] Stop, stop.

Hands behind your back.

Money is the best friend

I ever had, oh yeah

- Right there, stop.

Yeah, honey, I need money

Hey, I want money

Yes, I'm talkin' about money

I love it more

than I love myself

Money is sweeter

than anything else

Lord

If you're broke, then

you know it's true

Money is the only

thing helping you

And if you get some,

you'll want some more

(trunk clacks)

- [Bridget] Thought you were

tired of chasing me down?

- Oh, I am.

- [Bridget] Good.

- What if you stopped running?

Put down some roots.

- What? Drive off

into the sunset?

Start somewhere fresh?

Just you and me?

- And our boy.

- Are you sure about that?

You're not gonna

miss the fast life?

- Not if I have you in mine.

(gentle music)

- You getting soft on me?

(Sal chuckles)

- Maybe.

Come here.

(gentle music continues)

- You drive.

(keys clink)

(engine revs)

- Hey! Hey!

Hey, hey, hey! Where

you going with my...

Where you going with, where

you going with my baby, man?

(background chatter)

- [Nick] You got the

wrong person here!

- Come on.

- [Nick] Hey, do

you know who I am?

- Hey, come on just...

Hey, would you just let me

call my mom, please? All right?

- So, game over?

- For Kramer and those guys.

- What's happening? Ow, ow, ow!

Hey, watch it! I took a

b*llet in the hammy, you know!

- What's happening?

- Don't sweat, babe.

Handcuffs are child's play.

- Where are we going, guys?

- It's just protocol.

They'll take care of us.

- Do we need a lawyer?

- Watch her head.

Watch her head, Officer.

- Oh, thank you, baby.

- Please, please.

- I can't believe this.

- You okay?

- Yeah, I'm all right, baby.

Watch his hip. He has a bad hip!

- Oh, oh, that's smart!

(Gordon groans)

(car doors slam)

- (sighs) Gordy.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

- For what?

This is the most excitement

we've had in years. (chuckles)

- We, (chuckles) we almost d*ed.

- Yeah!

I know.

It was exciting!

Jess, we've been

putting so much pressure

on this whole baby thing that

we've forgotten how to live.

(warm music)

- You're right.

I guess I just...

I got so caught up in it

all, you know? I... (sighs)

I just really wanted us to have

that happy storybook ending.

- I kinda like

this ending better.

- Yeah.

Me too.

(car starts)

(upbeat percussive music)

- Last Hope Bank's

CEO, Dustin Kramer,

lost his appeal today,

and will begin serving

his prison sentence.

Kramer was indicted two

years ago for embezzlement,

and money laundering.

(doorbell rings)

Do you have a comment, sir?

- Kiss my nitamb.

(tape cracks)

(Jessica chuckles)

(guests applaud and cheer)

(distant upbeat music)

(upbeat music continues)

(upbeat music continues)

(Jessica sighs)

(upbeat music continues)

(guests laugh and squeal)

(upbeat music continues)

- Look right there!

The bunny needs the coin, okay?

Bunny's gonna hold

the coin. You got it?

And the bunny's gonna

go, "Goodnight."

(guests applaud)

(upbeat music continues)

- [Bess] Mommy!

- Hey!

There's my birthday girl!

How's papa doing?

He's doing a good job?

Yeah?

Yay!

- Bravo, bravo, bravo.

- Dance party!

Yay!

And freeze!

(upbeat music continues)

(vocalists sing in Spanish)

(upbeat music continues)

(vocalists sing in Spanish)

(upbeat music continues)

(vocalists sing in Spanish)

Ooh, ah

Ooh, la la la

Ooh, ah

Ooh, la la la

All my girls, all my girls

Calling all around the world

All my girls, all my girls

Gather up around the world

Who got the power,

we got the power

Who got the power,

we got the power

Who got the power,

we got the power

Oh

Here we go

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

Ooh, ah

Ooh, ah

Ooh, ah

Ooh, ah

Ooh, ah

Ooh, ah

Ooh, ah

Ooh, ah

I don't need nobody

to make me complete

I got me, myself, and I and

we are rocking to the b*at

So girls, follow my lead

Girls, follow my lead

Who got the power

We got the power

Oh

Here we go

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

We got that ooh, the ah

The ooh, la la la

We got that confidence

That je ne sais quoi

We got that classy touch

The ooh, la la la

And there's no stopping us

No stopping us now

We got that confidence

We got that ooh, la la la

(upbeat music)

Oh, yeah

The feeling's taking over me

Oh, no, I can hardly breathe

With you standing next to me

My lover

My lover

Step by step, move

a little closer

Feel your breath,

ooh I wanna hold you

Just not yet, wait

until the b*at, yeah

Hey now

Spin with me

Show me how

One, two, three

On the dance floor

Right foot over the other, the

other, the other, the other

Hey now

Spin with me

Show me how

You're all I need

On the dance floor

Right foot over the other, the

other, the other, the other

Over the other

Come on, honey

You know just what we'll do

Dance until the

sky turns blue

Oh, as long as I'm with you

My lover

Step by step, move

a little closer

Feel your breath,

ooh, I wanna hold you

Just not yet, wait

until the b*at, yeah

Hey now

Spin with me

Show me how

One, two, three

On the dance floor

Right foot over the other, the

other, the other, the other

Hey now

Spin with me

Show me how

You're all I need

On the dance floor

Right foot over the other, the

other, the other, the other

Move a little closer,

move a little closer

I just wanna hold you

Don't I, don't I

Move a little closer,

move a little closer

I just wanna hold ya

Hey now

Spin with me

Show me how

One, two, three

On the dance floor

Right foot over the other, the

other, the other, the other

Hey now

Spin with me

Show me how

You're all I need

On the dance floor

Right foot over the other, the

other, the other, the other

(cheerful jazz music)

I'm lucky, so lucky

The arrow missed my heart

Hey, cupid

Really off your mark

Hand that bow to me

I'll snap it across my knee

I'm no fool

I know that love is a lot

Can't you see

Her kiss don't

mean a thing to me

Been in love and now I know

It's just a tragic

picture show

Hey, cupid

Don't be stupid

She's lovely as can be

I'm begging you, don't

point that thing at me
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