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01x11 - Max''s Chocolate Chicken/Ruby''s Beauty Shop/Max Drives Away

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.

01x11 - Max''s Chocolate Chicken/Ruby''s Beauty Shop/Max Drives Away

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[Whimsical music]

(Man and woman) ♪ max and ruby. ♪

♪ Ruby and max. ♪

♪ Max and ruby. ♪

♪ Ruby and max. ♪

(Man) ♪ max and ruby. ♪

(Woman) ♪ ruby and her little brother, max. ♪

[Children giggling] ♪ max and ruby. ♪ ♪

[Whimsical clarinet music]

♪ ♪

(Ruby) max?

It's easter morning, max.

I hope the easter bunny came.

I love chocolate.

Come on, max.

Let's go out to the backyard.

Keep your eyes open for easter eggs, max.

That easter bunny can be pretty tricky.

I love you.

Oh, max.

A chocolate chicken

Means there are easter eggs nearby.

[Giggling]

We're going on an egg hunt.

If you find the most eggs,

Then you get the chocolate chicken.

But if I find the most eggs,

Then I get the chocolate chicken.

Ready, set... Go, max.

I love you.

Hmm.

Where did that easter bunny hide his eggs?

[Leaves crunching]

[Laughs] that easter bunny can't fool me.

[Gasping]

I found an egg.

Wait till I show max.

No eggs.

No eggs,

No chocolate chicken, max.

Come on, max.

Eggs.

I know there are more easter eggs here somewhere.

[Tapping]

Hmm.

Now, where would the easter bunny hide something precious?

[Gasps] in the sand, like buried treasure.

Max, what are you doing?

If you keep playing in that puddle,

You'll never find an egg.

Follow me, max.

Don't worry, max.

I'm sure the easter bunny left lots more eggs to find.

[Giggling]

I have two eggs already.

That doesn't mean you can't catch up.

You just have to think like the easter bunny.

Did you look under the chairs?

No eggs under the chairs.

Hmm.

[Gasps]

I found another egg.

You're on your own now, max.

Ooh!

Ah!

What have you got in your basket?

No eggs.

That's because I found all the eggs.

Guess who's going to get the chocolate chicken?

One, two, three,

Four...

Five, six easter eggs.

I win.

[Gasps]

No fair, max.

That's my chocolate chicken.

I see you.

Bring back my chicken,

And I'll let you share.

[Sadly] hmm.

I'm a champion egg hunter, max.

You can't hide from me.

I know you're in there.

Max!

You ate the whole chicken all by yourself.

The easter bunny doesn't bring

Chocolate chickens every day, max.

[Gasps]

A chocolate duck.

The easter bunny must be here.

[Squealing]

I love you.

[Ringing]

Good morning. Beauty shop hot line.

[Giggling]

Certainly, madame.

I can fit you in any time this morning.

A cut and a color?

See you soon.

Guess what, max.

Louise is coming over,

And she's bringing her deluxe beauty kit.

We're going to make a beauty shop

Right here in the living room.

[Engine chugging]

[Doorbell rings]

Good morning.

You must be the new stylist.

Come right in.

We have lots of customers waiting.

Thank you.

Is that your beauty kit, louise?

Deluxe beauty kit, ruby.

It's good for over different beauty treatments.

I can't wait to see inside.

We're going to be gorgeous.

Gorgeous.

(Ruby) no, max.

You can be our first customer, max.

Step this way, please.

Please wait in the waiting room, sir,

Until it's time for your beauty appointment.

Make yourself comfortable.

We'll be with you in just a moment.

Click!

Ohh.

Beautiful.

(Louise) it's got wigs

And makeup and instant stick-on nails.

Gorgeous.

Max,

You have to wait for your appointment.

We're not ready for you yet.

Stick-on nails have to be done by a professional.

Ruby, how do you like to sort lipsticks?

By color or by size?

Color.

How about nail polish?

Color too...

Unless it's a really pretty bottle.

"Rock around the clock wash-away vegetable color."

Lizard green?

Sunflower yellow?

Ocean blue?

And we even have riot red.

[Together] oooh.

[Giggling]

Vroom, vroom, vroom.

Thank you for waiting.

Time for your beauty shop makeover, max.

[Ominous music]

He needs a hairdo.

How about a blonde bombshell wig?

[Together] let's mousse him!

[Mousse gurgling from can]

How about a beautiful beehive hairdo?

You brush; I'll dry.

[Hair dryer humming]

He needs eye shadow and mascara.

And lipstick and rouge.

Sit very still, max.

[Together] he's gorgeous.

Ring... Ring, ring, ring.

Hello. Beauty shop hot line.

Who is it?

It's rapunzel calling from her tower.

She wants a shampoo and set.

I think we can squeeze her in.

Briiing, briiing, brriing.

Beauty shop hot line.

It's the queen calling from her carriage.

She wants a manicure.

I'll be rapunzel.

I'll be the queen.

How do I look?

Gorgeous.

[Giggling]

Gorgeous.

Rapunzel, rapunzel. Let down your hair.

For a shampoo, rinse, and set.

[Giggling]

Too much?

Ruby red looks good on you,

Ruby.

[Giggling]

(Louise) ooh, I like that blue.

[Giggling]

Ooh, let me try.

[Squirting bottle]

I love your red eyelashes.

I'd do anything for blue fingernails.

[Together] you look gorgeous.

[Phone ringing]

Oh, would you get it, please, louise?

My nails aren't dry yet.

I can't; my mascara's running.

Max!

Nobody wears lizard green these days.

(Grandma) hello.

Grandma.

I'll do her nails.

I'll do her makeup.

I'm calling to make an appointment

At ruby's beauty shop with monsieur max.

I need a completely-new-you makeover.

Gorgeous.

Monsieur max is taking a long time

To finish grandma's beauty appointment.

You can't rush a completely-new-you makeover,

Ruby.

(Grandma) all done.

How do I look?

Gorgeous.

(Ruby) okay, curly shirley,

You can sit here beside tooth fairy.

And breakfast is coming right up.

Is everyone ready?

Where's max?

Max?

Are you coming for breakfast?

[Squeaking noises]

[Horn honking]

[Horn honking]

Max, it's breakfast time.

[Honking]

Aren't you going to come inside for breakfast?

You can sit here.

What do you want to eat?

Ice cream.

I don't know anybody who eats ice cream for breakfast.

You don't want ice cream,

Do you, curly shirley?

You want juice because you want your hair to curl.

Tooth fairy wants granola,

Don't you?

So your teeth are strong.

And rapunzel wants nice, long hair,

So she eats fresh fruit for breakfast.

And you know what I'm going to have for breakfast, max?

Max?

Come on, curly shirley.

Let's go find max.

Where do you think he went?

The living room?

Could be.

Max, don't you want your breakfast?

(Ruby) max?

Clunk!

[Jazzy trumpet music]

♪ ♪

Got ya.

I was sure he'd be here.

Weren't you?

[Squeaking and honking]

[Gasping]

That's max's car.

He must have gone outside.

Let's go.

[Honking]

[Honking]

You haven't had your breakfast yet, max.

Where did he go now?

[Frog croaking]

[Gasps]

Ribbit!

Boing!

Splash!

Ribbit!

Boing!

I don't understand.

I heard max's horn, so I was sure he'd be out here,

And he's...

[Gasps]

Look, curly shirley.

This is max's napkin.

I think we're going to have to play detective

To find max.

We'll have to look for clues, like this napkin.

Come on; he went this way.

You're right, curly shirley.

It looks like max has been here too.

[Horn honking]

That's max's car horn again.

He's gone out the gate.

Now, here's the trick:

Trying to figure out which way he went.

What do you think, curly shirley?

Did he go this way toward the huffingtons

Or this way toward grandma's house?

I agree.

I think he went this way too.

Max, oh, you're just the bunny I wanted to see.

Come inside with me.

Max, where are you?

Hmm.

Those look like tire tracks from max's car.

Now I know we're going the right way.

I bought some ice cream.

And I realize I have too much.

Ice cream.

I was hoping that you could take the rest home

For you and ruby to share.

[Giggling] that is, of course, as long as you like it.

[Gulping]

Good?

Then you'd better take this

And hurry home before it melts.

Hmm.

Those look like max's tracks.

We're still going the right way.

Thanks, grandma.

You're welcome.

Bye, max.

[Honking]

Mmm, mmm.

Max must have gone to grandma's house.

Grandma?

Good morning, ruby.

Good morning, grandma.

Curly shirley and I are looking for max.

Have you seen him?

Yes, he was just here.

But he's gone back home.

Oh, then we'd better go home too.

Bye, grandma.

Bye, ruby.

Bye, curly shirley.

Hello, max.

[Honking]

There's max's horn again.

(Ruby) hi, mrs. Huffington.

Hi, baby huffington.

Did you see max?

Yes, he went that way.

Thank you, mrs. Huffington.

He's home, all right.

Max, what did you drive to grandma's for?

Breakfast.

[Giggling]

Max.