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01x02 - Hide and Seek/Max''s Breakfast/Louise''s Secret

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.

01x02 - Hide and Seek/Max''s Breakfast/Louise''s Secret

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[Whimsical music]

[Man and woman] ♪ max and ruby.

♪ Ruby and max.

♪ Max and ruby.

♪ Ruby and max.

[Man] ♪ max and ruby.

[Woman] ♪ ruby and her little brother, max. ♪

[Children giggling] ♪ max and ruby. ♪

[Ruby] see, max?

First you cover your eyes like this.

No peeking.

Then you count to ten, and I hide,

And then you go find me.

That's how you play hide and seek, max.

You cover your eyes while I hide, max.

Hide.

Do you want to hide first, max?

Okay.

You hide first, and I'll find you.

I'll turn and hide my eyes.

One, two, three...

Four, five,

Six, seven, eight,

Nine, ten!

Ready or not, here I come.

You can't hide for long, max.

I'll find you, max.

[Footsteps pounding]

[Door opens and closes]

[Footsteps pound]

[Door opens and closes]

[Footsteps get faster]

You're not hiding upstairs.

I'm coming to get you, max.

Hmm.

Hah.

No, not there.

Come out, come out, wherever you are.

[Gasps]

I found you, max.

That's what you say

When you find someone in hide and seek:

"I found you."

Hide.

Now it's my turn to hide,

And you have to find me.

Remember how, max?

You cover your eyes like this,

And then you count to ten.

One, two, three,

Four, five.

Like that.

Max?

No fair, max.

It's my turn to hide.

I'll find you, max.

You can't hide from me for long, max.

[Door squeaks and clicks]

You're not upstairs.

Hmmm.

I know where you're hiding, max.

Aha!

[Birds chirping]

Oh, have you seen max?

No, he's not out here.

Squeak

Squeak

[Whirring]

[Mechanical voice] red alert. Red alert.

Danger. Danger.

Red alert. Red alert.

Danger. Danger.

[Whirring] red alert.

I hear you, max.

I'm going to find you.

Red alert. Red alert.

Danger. Danger.

Red alert. Red alert.

Danger.danger.

Red alert.

Red alert.

Danger. Danger.

Red alert. Red alert. Danger. Danger.

Red alert. Danger. Danger.

Red alert. Red alert.

Aha.

[Quietly] red alert. Danger. Danger.

Squeak

I found you, max.

Clunk

Your ear-splitter space cadet gave you away, max.

You won't make that mistake again.

Hide.

No, max.

It's my turn to hide.

Danger.danger.

Red alert. Red alert.

Danger.danger.

Red alert. Red alert.

Be quiet.

We need to shut this off, max.

Danger--

Max?

Crash!

[Sing-song] I'll find you.

You can't hide from me, max.

Max.

Where are you?

Oh, max.

I know you're in here.

I found your overalls, max.

I found your shirt, max.

I found you, max.

[Squawking]

Hide.

But it's my turn to hide, max.

Hide.

If you won't let me hide,

Then I'm not playing.

I'm going to have milk and cookies

With my dollies instead.

Ruby.

Cookie?

What is it, max?

Found you.

[Whimsical piano music]

[Music on radio]

[Women] ♪ start your day in a healthy way: ♪

♪ Egg, egg, egg.

♪ Start your day in a healthy way: ♪

♪ Egg, egg, egg.



Yum. That egg was good.

Max.

It's time for breakfast.

Strawberries are perfect after an egg.

Mmm. Mmm. Delicious.

Good morning, max.

I have something very special for your breakfast today.

Berry.

No, max.

I wasn't talking about strawberries.

You're going to like this breakfast,

Maybe even better than strawberries.

Are you ready, max?

Mm-hmm.

Here it is:

One organic egg sunny side up.

Bad egg.

No, good egg.

Try it.

You'll like it.

Bad egg.

I think I'll have one more strawberry

While I wait for you to try that egg.

Mmm.

[Tinkling]

No strawberries until that egg goes down, max.

Bad egg.

[Tinkling]

No berries yet.

Not until the egg is all gone.

[Ragtime piano music]



Squoosh, squoosh

Squoosh, squoosh

[Gasps]

Max, no.

[Gasps]

You're not supposed to play with your egg.

You're supposed to eat it.

Here is your spoon.

Take a bite.

Bad egg.

Clatter

Eggs are good for you.

I know what's under there.

Just eat the egg, max.

Berry.

Uh-uh-uh.

No berries until the egg is all gone.

Pop!

When I come back,

I don't want to see that egg on your plate.

All right?

Eggs are filled with vitamins and minerals

And other things that make bunnies grow big and strong.

Once you try an egg,

You'll want one for breakfast every day.

Hmm.

I thought so.

Max.

Bad egg.

[Sighs]

Come on, max.

It's time to eat the egg.

Oops. I'll get it.

Trust me, max.

You're going to love that egg.

Splat!

It's yummy.

Max!

You ate the egg!

Wasn't it good?

Berry.

Yes, max.

You can have the berries

Now that the egg is all gone.

Wait a second.

What's that?

Max.

You can't hide your egg.

You've got to eat it.

Bad egg.

[Sighs]

Okay, max.

I guess the only way I'm going to get you to eat that egg is

If I feed it to you myself.

You'll be surprised when you taste this.

Max!

Where did you go?

Max, come back.

You can't hide from your egg, max.

[Grunts]

Bad egg.

Good egg.

Come on, max.

Just give it a try.

Mm-mm.

Mm-mm.

Max...

Please?

There's nothing to be afraid of.

Open up. Good egg.

Bad egg.

It's so yummy.

Look; I'll show you.

Mmm-mmm-mmm.

Was that ever yummy.

I want more.

Mmm, that was even better.

See?

Good egg.

Bad egg.

Yummy, yummy egg.

Mmm.

All gone.

Berry.

[Whimsical piano music]

♪ Louise has a secret,

♪ And she's gonna tell me.

♪ Louise has a secret,

♪ And she's gonna tell me. ♪

[Sighs]

Ring, phone. Ring.

[Robotic voice] alert, alert.

Oh, no!

Max!

Alert, alert. Alien intruder.

Alert, alert. Alien intruder.

Alert, alert. Alien intruder.

[Gasps]

Alien intruder.

Max.

That ear-splitter space cadet is too loud.

[Whirring and squeaking]

[Sound winds down]

Louise has a secret to tell me.

She's going to call any minute.

I won't be able to hear her.

You need a quiet toy to play with.

That ear-splitter space cadet is too loud.

Puzzles are quiet.

Here, play with this puzzle so I can talk to louise.

I just can't wait for louise to tell me.

Rrring!

[Gasps] that must be louise.

Hello?

So what did her mother say?

And she's still going to the birthday party?

[Louise talking]

No. You're kidding.

[Louise talking]

Really?

[Electronic voice] emergency. Emergency.

[Siren wailing] emergency. Emergency.

Emergency. Emergency.

Emergency. Emergency.

[Siren wailing]

Emergency. Emergency.

[Siren wailing]

Emergency.

Wait, louise.

I can't hear a word you're saying.

Hold on, please.

[Siren wailing]

Emergency.

Max, I can't hear louise's secret.

Emergency.

Loud toys go outside.

Come on. Let's go.

[Whimsical music]



You play with your ambulance out here, max.

Now I'll finally be able to hear louise's secret.

[Sad music]



[Siren wails]

[Sighs] ha.

Okay, louise.

I'm back.

So start at the beginning.

Uh-huh.

So tell me,

Who's invited to her birthday party?

Is her mother going to allow that?

[Whirring sound]

Louise, you won't believe it.

Max's traffic spotter helicopter just flew in here.

Hold on, please.

[Whirring]

[Engine drags]

That's it, max.

You need to play upstairs.

Just this once,

I'll let you brush my dollies' hair.

You can use all my brushes and combs.

Go on upstairs to my room.

[Sighs] ha.

All right, louise. I'm back.

Uh-huh.

Yes, you told me that part.

Uh-huh.

[Louise talking]

No, louise, you didn't get to the secret part yet.

What happened?

Who's not invited to the party?

[Electronic voice] squawk. Guten tag.

Squawk, bonjour.

Squawk, squawk, squawk. Guten tag.

Squawk.

Louise, I'm really sorry.

I'll be right back.

Squawk.

[Clattering]

Squawk, bonjour.

Squawk.

Squawk, bonjour.

[Winding down] squawk.

Clunk!

Okay, max. That's it.

I can't hear a thing.

I'm going to listen on the upstairs phone.

You hold the receiver until I pick up.

Then hang up.

Okay, max?

Louise, I'm going to take this call upstairs.

Max will hang up, so hold on.

Are you sure you understand, max?

Okay.

Good.

Hello?

[Louise talking]

Good-bye.

Finally.

Okay, max. You can hang up now.

Okay, louise.

Now I can finally hear your secret.

[Dial tone buzzing]

Louise?

Hello?

Oh, no!

[Toys clattering and talking]

Emergency. Emergency.

Max.

Squawk. Guten tag.

What did louise say?

Emergency.

Secret.

Emergency. Emergency.

[Toys clattering]