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01x01 - Ruby''s Piano Practice/Max''s Bath/Max''s Bedtime

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Max & Ruby". Aired: May 3, 2002 – present.*
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Follows two rabbits: Max, a rambunctious and achievement-determined three-year-old and his sister Ruby, a seldom-patient, goal-oriented and sometimes, annoyingly-restrictive seven-year-old.

01x01 - Ruby''s Piano Practice/Max''s Bath/Max''s Bedtime

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♪ Ruby and max. ♪

♪ Max and ruby. ♪

♪ Ruby and max. ♪

(Man) ♪ max and ruby. ♪

(Woman) ♪ ruby and her little brother, max. ♪

[Children giggling] ♪ max and ruby. ♪ ♪

The school concert is tomorrow, max.

And I get to play twinkle, twinkle, little star.

Fire truck.

I don't know where your fire truck is, max.

[Clears throat]

♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star, ♪

♪ How I wonder what you are. ♪ ♪

Practice makes perfect, max.

You go play with your toys

While I practice.

Fire truck.

You lost your fire truck, max.

You'll have to play with something else.

Now, let's see.

♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star. ♪ ♪

Pop!

Boing, boing!

Splat!

Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing

Boing, boing, boing

And our next musician will be ruby,

Playing twinkle, twinkle, little star.

Crack!

Squeak!

Hmm.

[Creaking]

Perfect.

Hmm.

Tick tock, tick tock,

Tick tock, tick tock...

And one, and two.

[Playing twinkle, twinkle, little star]

♪ ♪

(Max) fire truck!

[Metronome ticking]

What is it, max?

Fire truck.

I don't know where your fire truck is, max.

You'll have to play with your lobster instead.

[Humming twinkle, twinkle, little star]

♪ ♪

Here's your lobster, max.

Let's wind him up.

[Buzzing]

I have to practice for my concert tomorrow, max.

At last.

I don't have much time,

And this has got to be just right.

And one, and...

♪ ♪

(Max) fire truck!

What's the matter, max?

Fire truck.

I know what we should do.

Let's get you some lunch.

You can even make it yourself.

Here's the peanut butter, and here's the lettuce,

And here's the bread, max.

Make your own sandwich, max.

I have to practice.

Splat!

And one, and...

♪ ♪

(Max) fire truck!

What is it this time, max?

Fire truck.

You finished your lunch.

Now you can play outside all by yourself.

You can even play in the mud with your deep diver submarine.

[Cranking]

[Alarm wailing]

Look at it dive into the mud, max.

Where's it going?

You know where to find me, max.

And now, without any further delay,

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

[Metronome ticking]

Crack!

Squeak!

♪ ♪

[Siren wailing and bell clanking]

What's that?

[Siren wailing and bell clanking]

Fire truck.

Max, you're all muddy.

[Siren wailing and bell clanking]

Fire truck.

[Humming]

Lunch is my favorite time of the day.

Hungry.

You're hungry, max,

Because your sandwich isn't in you;

It's all over you.

[Giggles] you look disgusting.

The jam is on your face,

The lettuce is in your ears,

And the bread is in your pocket.

You need a bath, max.

Stay right there.

[Water running]

Now let's get you undressed.

First, your shirt.

Now your overalls.

Okay, I'll check on your bath.

Almost ready.

Okay, all done.

Ready, max?

Max?

Hungry.

You're all sticky, max.

I'll put your sherbet

Here for now.

Perfect.

Still nice and warm.

I'll get you some bubble bath.

Hmm, let's see.

We have lavender.

Ocean mist.

Ooh, peach blossom.

Mmm, hungry.

Boat.

Mmm, peach blossom is my favorite.

[Gasps]

Max,

You can't take a bath

With sherbet.

Now I have to run another bath.

[Water running]

Hungry.

Max, look at you.

Come with me.

I'll take this.

I'll get some towels.

You start washing.

I'll get your bathrobe, max.

I've got some nice, fresh towels and your bathrobe.

Are you ready to get out?

[Gasps]

Not again, max.

We have to get you clean.

How about a bath toy, max?

Max?

Not again, max.

[Footsteps squishing]

Drink up your grape juice before your bath.

Wait here.

I'll get your quack-quack bath toy, max.

Hmm, now, where could it be?

[Buzzing]

Quack!

Here it is.

Boat!

I found your quack-quack duck, max.

Max!

Three baths,

And you are dirtier than ever.

No more baths for you.

You're still dirty, max.

Remember to wash behind your ears.

That's much better.

You're all clean.

What is it, max?

Dirty.

[Gasps]

There.

Now into bed you go, max.

It's bedtime.

Elephant.

I don't know where

Your red rubber elephant is, max.

You get comfy while I look for it.

It's not here.

Hmm, I don't see it here either.

T minus .

Look at your bed, max.

Elephant?

I can't find your red rubber elephant, max.

You'll have to go to sleep without it.

Here; I'll fix your bed.

First the pillow, now the blanket.

There.

Elephant.

I'll tuck you in nice and snug,

And you'll fall asleep in no time.

There.

Good night, max.

Time for bed, everyone.

First tooth fairy.

There we are.

Now curly shirley...

Right beside tooth fairy.

And now rapunzel and quack-quack duck.

All nice and snug.

♪ Lullaby and good night. ♪

♪ Shut your eyes and sleep tight. ♪

♪ Curly shirley, quack-quack duck ♪

♪ Under blankets, I will tuck. ♪ ♪

Good night.

[Crickets chirping]

Elephant?

[Bed springs creaking]

Max, what are you doing?

Elephant.

I don't know where you put it, max.

You can sleep without your red rubber elephant, max.

Quack!

Elephant.

Elephant?

[Distant noises]

Max?

Okay, max,

Here's walkie-talkie bear.

Hello.

He's fuzzy and warm,

And he'll help you go to sleep.

Good night, max.

Hug me.

Elephant.

Elephant?

Quack!

Quack, quack!

Quack!

Max?

Elephant?

Okay, max, here's polly pig.

She's pudgy and cuddly.

She always helps me go to sleep.

Good night, max.

Elephant.

Elephant.

[Distant noise]

Okay, max!

Try my slinky snake!

It'll help you relax, max.

Elephant.

No, max.

Max, I go to sleep every night with these toys.

Elephant.

All you have to do is arrange them around you,

And you won't even notice your elephant isn't there.

Walkie-talkie bear goes here,

Slinky snake goes at my feet,

Quack-quack duck goes beside polly pig,

And in no time, I'm fast asleep.

Thud!

Elephant!

Elephant.

Ah.

Good night, ruby.

Elephant.