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That takes

a load off my mind.

Thank you.

Hi.

Thank you, mr. Bueller.

Can I help you?

-Can I have five twenty's, please?

-Sure.

Ok, that's 20, 40...

60, 80 100.

-There you go.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

-Bye-bye.

Bye.

Bad idea.

Frank salazar!

You're under arrest!

Havin' one of

those days, frank?

Son of a bitch.

Ahh.

All aboard!

Need a ride, gentlemen?

How much farther

we got?

'Bout 60 miles.

You're max greene,

aren't ya?

Yeah.

Yeah, i thought so.

Frank told me about you

last job i worked with him.

Said you were the best expl*sives

man he'd ever worked with.

I'm ray.

Ray forgy.

You're carlos barrios,

right?

Frank told you about me too? No.

Soledad. I was there

same time you were.

What about him?

You seem to know everybody here. Who's he?

Don't know him.

You don't know him?

No.

- I don't know him either.

- Me neither.

Doesn't seem fair us not knowing who

he is now that he knows who we are.

I guess i'm not as famous

as you guys.

Nick bartkowski. Glad to meet ya.

Now we can all be best friends, huh?

Wake me when we get there, then

i'll get your f*ckin' autographs.

So, who gets to

do the honors?

Figures.

Knock on

the f*ckin' door.

This is bullshit!

Frank would've

been here to meet us.

Hey, i did my part.

Hmm.

Don't look at me, pal. There's

too much lead in that house now.

Wha- god- god!

Hey. Whoa. Whoa.

Whoa!

This is it. Frank's stuff's in the bedroom.

- Then where the hell is frank?

- Maybe he found a woman.

Hmm.

Frank would've been here.

That depends

on the woman.

This is a bad sign.

A bad sign.

I do not like starting jobs

with bad signs.

- Maybe the woman's husband came home and shot him.

- No, this isn't like frank.

Frank would've been here.

I say we get the hell out.

I came a long way for this job. I

think we should give frank a few hours.

If he doesn't show

by morning,

then we'll decide.

I don't feel like going back before

i find out what i came here for.

You?

Yeah, i can hang

for a night.

So you guys take a vote,

that's it, huh? I'm stuck here.

You should be proud

to live in a democracy.

The only thing i'm proud of is that i'm

not in jail, and i wanna keep it that way.

So do i. If i go back inside a

cell again, that'll be it for me.

I don't have the time

to make mistakes.

The only reason i'm here

is 'cause of frank.

The only reason frank

would've come here is a setup.

Frank is particular...

about his setups

and about his people.

Me and frank worked

together eight times.

I don't know any of ya.

Frank told me aboutyou,

and you.

But you...

i don't know.

I have nothing against you,

but you're young.

And i don't like

working with young.

The risks don't

add up the same.

You're here because frank wanted you

here, and that means you're not stupid.

Stupid people make stupid mistakes

and wind up getting caught.

No matter how smart you are, the

cops wind up on your doorstep.

Smartest thing

i ever did...

was to stop working

with stupid people.

So, that's why

we wait.

- Who died and made you boss?

- Nobody made me nothin'. It's the way it's gonna be.

- When you take a job, you stick it out 'til the end.

- What job?

- Does anybody know why the hell we're here?

- Doesn't make any difference.

- As long as you're with us, you stick it out.

- For how long?

Until we decide it's over.

All of us.

It's 11:00.

I'm tired.

We keep the lights out,

and someone stays up.

Frank might show. If he does,

i don't want any surprises.

Put the car in the garage. No

reason to advertise we're here.

Any problems with that?

We do two-hour shifts.

Change at 1:00, 3:00 and 5:00.

I'll take the first one.

I can't sleep before 1:00.

I'll take second.

Third.

You get last.

And what if frank

doesn't show?

Stop thinkin', nick.

Doesn't do anybody any good.

I'll sleep my first couple

of hours in the bed.

- Don't waste time looking for another. There's only one.

- You're gonna need keys.

No, i'm not. I left 'em in

the car. Uh, i don't think so.

And nick here didn't want one of

us stealing the car. Did you, nick?

See, you can't be

too careful nowadays.

- You don't know who you can trust anymore.

- You got something to say?

I got nothing to say.

Don't wanna start things off

with a... bad sign.

Ohh.

One big, happy family.

Maybe we'll get together

next christmas,

remember the good times,

the warm, friendly faces.

"Bad sign."

I don't know what you're trying

to prove, but don't push it.

Something bad

might happen, huh?

Something bad might happen.

It might happen to y-

i don't care who you

think you are, you're-

i'm leaving the bags right here, 'cause

i'm not playing bellboy, you know?

I know you're trying to

get me to lose my-

one of you got some

toothpaste i can borrow?

Yes, i've got

some f*cking toothpaste!

What's he freakin' out

about?

I'm not sure. I think

he wanted to k*ll me.

Oh.

Shit.

Ah, it's a beautiful day,

isn't it, frank?

Heh-heh.

Smell that air.

It's clean.

Not like back home,

huh?

Better take some deep

breaths while you can.

Come on, frank, admit it.

Didn't you miss newark?

Not newark, george. He didn't

miss newark. He missed us.

Am i right?

I'm right.

Come on. Our life just hasn't

been the same without you, frank.

Oh, god. Oh, god.

Oh, god.

- Cops?

- I don't know- oww!

God! Ohhh!

- Where's it coming from?

- I can't see anything!

Watch there.

What the hell's

goin' on?

Nothing on this side.

Here either.

- Maybe it's frank! Maybe he's on the run!

- I'm goin' out.

I'm with you.

Kid!

- Yeah!

- Watch the front.

- Where are you goin'?

- I told you, watch there!

Where are they going?

I don't know.

Maybe they saw somethin'.

I knew something like this was

gonna happen. I knew it! I knew it!

Ohh!

Okay, here.

So?

What do you see?

It's a couple of kids.

Kids?

Doing what?

sh**ting at bottles.

They're not even

hitting them.

We went through

all this for...

kids sh**ting

at bottles.

Shit.

Where you going?

I'm gonna sh**t 'em.

sh**t- uh-

sh**t 'em?

Uh, w-

wait a minute!

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute!

Wait a minute.

Wait-

you don't know

how to sh**t.

Hey, watch out!

Ohhh!

I told you this was

gonna happen. I heard you!

Gimme the keys.

What?

The car keys. Get outta here. You're drunk.

Gimme the keys!

We're not leavin' 'em!

You wanna stay, stay.

I'm not asking your permission.

Gimme the g*dd*mn keys!

Give 'em to me.

Now, you comin'?

I'm not leavin'.

Give me the g*n.

Don't be stupid!

Gimme the g*n!

Thank you.

First time i've seen

the ground in 15 years.

Almost forgot

what it looked like.

You from new york,

right?

Yeah.

I lived there once.

For three years

and seven months.

Got time off

for good behavior.

Where?

Attica.

Me too.

Did four there.

Got out in '68.

Class of '79.

That's where

i met frank.

- Hey!

He's taking the car!

Nick's taking the car! Shit!

He's taking the car!

Son of a bitch!

Great!

Great. Now what

are we gonna do?

Nothin'.

Nothing. We're just-

we're just gonna

let him go?

You chase him if you want.

I'm too old to outrun a car.

Montana. What the hell

am i doin' in montana?

f*ckin' bullshit.

I need a drink.

What is this?

Oh, shit, shit, shit,

shit, shit.

Shit.

Oh, no.

Ohh!

f*ck!

I mean it, man.

Really.

I'm serious.

What are we gonna do now?

How the hell are we

supposed to get out of here?

We don't have a stupid car anymore, and

there's not even one close enough to steal!

You know,

i think about these things.

Maybe nick was right.

Maybe frank

ain't coming back.

What the hell

are you looking for?

Frank got us out here for

something. I'm gonna find out what.

What the hell was a big-time operator like

you doing in a pissant little town like that?

All they got out here is blue

skies and cow shit. Cow shit.

You weren't thinking of going

into cattle rustling, were ya?

Come on, frank.

Satisfy my curiosity.

We can't charge you for something

youthought you were gonna do.

He's mad at us, george. I

think we ruined his plans.

Bill, he's only got himself to

blame. You're right there, george.

We warned him the last time he hit one of

our banks in newark we were gonna get him.

Well, frank, we got ya. Yeah.

You belong to new jersey now. Just

a quick little plane ride away.

Pull over at the next station.

I gotta leak my lizard.

Okay, sure.

How'd you find me?

Well, let me see, frank. How did

we find ya? You remember, bill?

His stepmother told us.

That's right.

Your stepmother told us.

But don't get her wrong. She

wouldn't tell us right off.

We had to beat it

out of her.

Frank, we're just kidding.

We didn't touch her.

No, we didn't lay a hand on

her. It cost us a hundred bucks!

Your stepmom

drives a hard bargain!

If it'll make you

feel any better,

she wouldn't take anything

less than a hundred.

Shit!

No games now, frank.

You try and get smart, you'll be pissin'

in your pants all the way back to newark.

? red eyes, white whiskey?

? and a blue, blue heart?

? i'm so patriotic?

- Where's your can?

- Uh, in the back.

? cupid does better

next time?

? he hits me

with that dart?

Hold it.

? red eyes, white whiskey?

? and a blue, blue heart?

All right, you got two

minutes. Don't waste it.

Hmm?

You got two minutes.

Don't waste 'em makin'

plans for a new life-

drop it.

George!

Back here! Help!

We're back here!

Aw, shit!

Oww! Shit!

Damn it! Ohh! He went out

the window! Ohh! Shit! Oww!

Oww!

Oh, no!

Sh- oww! Shit.

Get outta the way!

Aaaah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Where is he? He took off

down the river in a canoe.

He stole one of my canoes? He's

got my g*n! How far can he go?

The river runs 60 miles and then

it dumps into the clark fork.

I mean, if he wanted to he could

float all the way to the pacific ocean.

Oh, no, no, no. We are

bringing in a chopper. No!

- No?

- No one's gonna know about this.

We're gonna get that son of a bitch,

be back on the road in half an hour.

Is there a road

along the river?

No, it's all private land. Mostly ranches.

But there's a bridge about five miles down.

You can probably beat

him there. sh**t it off!

No, i got a hacksaw

- we don't have enough time! sh**t!

Ohh, shit!

Did you see him? I don't

see him. No, i don't.

Come on.

He couldn't have

got here before us!

You take right side,

i'll take left.

We'll work our way upriver 'til we find him.

He's gonna wish he'd never pulled this stunt.

Just get

the flashlight.

Ohhhh, shit!

Ohh! Aah!

Ohhh!

Aah! God!

Whoa- aah!

Did you

catch him?

No.

But i found the car.

He dumped the car?

Yeah.

He ran it off the road, rolled

it a couple times and hit a tree.

I don't think he could get it

started again. He totaled my car?

And my feet.

Did he live?

- God, i hope not.

- He walked away with just some cuts.

Found him in the middle of the highway

on his hands and knees, throwing up.

Isn't it great to make

new friends? Who found him?

Cops. The cops? The cops.

He was arrested

for drunken driving.

He'll be arraigned tomorrow

morning at 9:00 a.m.

And i never want to walk again

for the rest of my entire life.

This is great. Nothin'

like workin' with the best.

Let me ask

a really stupid question.

Did frank show up?

No.

But we know

what the job is.

A bank.

What are we gonna do, rob

it and then run away on foot?

There's half a million

in there.

Half a million dollars?

How do you know that?

We'll get a car.

Then we'll get nick.

I hope that was

an attempt at humor.

I can't bust in the vault, neither

can you. Nick is the only one who can!

Are you going along

with this?

A hundred-and-twenty-five k would

clear up an awful lot of debts.

You're both crazy.

- What have you got to lose?

- My temper!

George!

George! Here it is!

The canoe!

Here it is!

Look for

footprints!

He must've taken off

cross-country! Right. Right!

Hey, here's some footprints.

Hey, george, over here!

I found some prints!

They go into the woods!

What do you wanna do?

- Follow 'em!

- He's got your g*n!

- I ain't going after him by myself!

- I'm comin!

Look for

a place that's shallow!

Careful!

Put your shoes in your coat!

Tie it up real tight!

Real tight, george!

Come on!

Aah. Ohh!

Be careful!

Shit!

It's freezing!

Hey! Go slow!

Don't rush it!

Shut up!

You're not helping me!

Aaah!

Damn it!

- What?

- A sharp rock, okay?

assh*le.

George, don't drop

the flashlight!

Oh, j-

hey, bill! My clothes! In

the river! Get my clothes!

Oh, christ!

Son of a bitch!

What moron loses his

clothes? In the f*ckin' river!

Get my f*ckin'

clothes!

Aah!

Son of a bitch!

That moron! I don't believe

- can't you move any faster?

Small town, so we're gonna need

a car that doesn't stick out.

Something nobody's gonna

recognize right away.

Buick, chevy. Light

color so i can paint it.

I'd like an eight. We're

gonna need the speed.

Sounds just like the one nick

wrecked. I know. Don't remind me.

That car

was perfect.

The only reason i'm going through with

this is so i can kick nick's ass...

after we get the money.

Then i'm gonna run over him

with the new car.

It's good to have

a goal in life.

I

- that's it. You got it? I got it. Hold on.

Please be careful!

Oh, jesus!

Get 'em, get 'em! Shit! Come on!

God, we don't fish in newark!

Son of a bitch. Don't drop it!

Come on!

You got it?

I got it! I got it!

Hold on. Hold on.

Okay!

Oh, thank god. Thank god is

right. I wasn't going back in.

It's so wet though.

Oh, no.

- Oh, no.

- What? What?

- My pants. They're not here!

- What?

My wallet, my keys,

my badge, everything!

They're not f*cking here!

Shit!

g*dd*mn it!

Shit!

We'll find 'em... maybe.

Please let it be

a cadillac.

My car broke down.

I need a lift

into town.

I'm not going the highway, but this

road'll take you halfway. That do?

- Sure will.

- Hop in back. Don don't let nobody ride in the cab.

Oh, yeah.

In back.

Come on.

Back!

Oh, boy. The dog sits in the

front and we all go in the back.

I don't know what i just

stepped in, but it's real soft.

- Shit.

- Why don't we wait for a garbage truck?

That way each one of us

can have his own can.

It's better than footin' it, man.

It ain't better than breathing.

Look out for the-

a hundred and fifty dollars

i paid for those shoes.

Ay-yii!

I'm gonna k*ll

that son of a bitch!

With what, george? He stole your

g*n. Maybe you'll lend me yours.

Oh, no, no. I think we oughta

call in some help. No way!

No way? No way?

Hey, look at me

a second, okay?

Am i wearing a raccoon hat

with a tail? I'm not, am i?

I'll tell you why. Because

i ain't davy crockett...

and you,

you're not daniel boone!

And this,

this is not new jersey!

How's that gonna

make us look, huh?

Big-city detectives can't even get a

prisoner out of a stinkin' redneck county!

How's it gonna look if we can't

find him? We're gonna find him.

We're gonna find him.

We're going to the car.

I'm gonna change my clothes and we're

gonna find him. You wanna know why?

- Yeah.

- Because he's from newark too!

Shit.

Aah.

Oh-ohh- yaah!

Oww. Oww. Oww.

Car!

Where?

Over there.

Stop the truck!

Aaah!

Ohhh.

Hey, shh! Listen!

Listen, listen.

Did you hear that?

I don't hear anything.

You know what it sounded like? What?

Nah, nothin', it's

- it's the river. I'm goin' a little crazy.

It's a car.

Yeah. Hey.

Isn't that

where we parked?

No. No!

Shit!

- Shit!

- Did you guys hear something?

No. What? I don't know. It sounded like-

hey, who cares. As long

as we're not walking, man.

First thing we need to do is

get rid of these jersey plates.

Sh-

g*dd*mn it!

Son of a bitch!

I'm gonna k*ll him!

Who are you gonna k*ll?

Are you blind? Salazar! He did this!

He doubled back! The son

of a bitch doubled back!

He was probably watching us

for the last g*dd*mn hour!

I'm gonna k*ll him!

Damn it!

Yaah!

That's fine. That's-

oh, god,

those are my footprints.

I'm going in a circle!

Yaaah!

Oh, god.

Ohh! Aah! Jesus!

Ohh! Aah! Ohh!

Take me to the courthouse. I'll see

what it'll take to bail nick out.

You two drop the clothes at the

cleaners and check out the bank.

Thanks.

Good luck, fellas.

Hope you catch your man.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

For everything.

I can't go in.

Why not?

I look stupid.

Look, george,

the more time we waste,

the more distance salazar

puts between us and him.

- Now, we go in here

and we put out an a.p.b.,

and i bet we'll catch him

in three, four hours tops.

- Huh.

- Come on.

This is no time

to be self-conscious.

Come on.

You don't look too bad.

Well, here.

Whew.

I'm telling you, george,

we're gonna find our car...

and we're gonna get your

clothes back; i promise.

Then he doubled back

and stole our car.

And we need the a.p.b. On

the white chrysler, jyt147.

And he's armed.

He- he got a.38.

- Where did he get a.38?

- He got mine, all right? After he hit me!

Come on, can't we move on this? The more

time we waste, the farther he gets away.

Come on.

Do us a favor.

All right. Send it out.

Frank salazar, description.

Stolen vehicle,

jyt147.

And don't forget to add...

armed... and dangerous.

How do.

Thanks.

I'm gonna need

some change.

Singles, please.

Sure.

Wanda.

That's a pretty name.

Thank you.

Could you, uh,

please change this for me?

Sure.

Thanks a lot.

Uh-

ten and ten ones okay?

Yes.

That's 10, 11, 12, 13,

14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19...

and 20.

There you go.

Thank you.

- That's a really pretty dress.

- Thank you.

I got it here in town. Uh,

you're not from here, are you?

Ahem.

Um, no.

Uh, come back again.

Hmm.

State of

montana vs. Nick bartkowski.

Please stand.

Mr. Bartkowski?

We don't usually get people with

as much experience as you have.

This is quite a repertoire. Are you

looking to broaden your horizons?

Uh, no, your honor. I just

got a little drunk. That's all.

And stole a car. Let's not

leave that out, shall we?

L- i didn't steal

that car.

That car is a stolen vehicle,

mr. Bartkowski.

If you didn't steal it,

who did?

- Frank salazar.

Frank salazar?

Yeah, i just borrowed it

from him, uh, yesterday.

Uh, deputy?

Thank you.

Are you sure

it was yesterday...

that you borrowed the car

from frank salazar?

Well, maybe it was

the day before yesterday.

But you're sure

it was frank salazar?

Pretty sure.

Are you saying now that

you're not sure it was...

frank salazar

that loaned you the car?

It was dark, and, um, the man

said his name was frank salazar.

But i don't really know

frank salazar, so-

you expect me to believe that

a man you don't even know...

loans you a car

in a dark place?

Well, it was, uh, uh,

a friend of a friend.

Mr. Bartkowski?

I guess you didn't know that mr.

Salazar was a guest in our jail...

until yesterday morning.

No, i didn't know that.

He was then released into the

custody of two detectives...

who are escorting him

back to new jersey.

Now, i'm almost sure...

that they wouldn't have

let him lend you a stolen car.

Hmm?

So assuming there isn't more than

one frank salazar in our town,

i set bail at $5,000.

Five thousand? If you

can't afford an attorney,

one will be supplied

to you.

Five grand bail.

For a d.u.i.?

And for a grand theft

on the car.

Frank must've stolen it. He

was in jail yesterday morning.

Salazar was in jail? He was.

A couple of cops picked him up and now

he's being taken back to new jersey.

You don't think he'd talk,

do you?

Frank? Never.

Uh, well- just- you said they

were taking him back to jersey?

That's what the judge said.

This car had jersey plates.

If it is their car,

where are they?

And where's frank?

And what the hell were they doing

on that dirt road down by the river?

Maybe it's not

their car.

So what are we

gonna do?

We're gonna do just like take

the bank. Only we do it tonight.

Tonight?

We're not ready.

We'll get ready.

What about nick?

- We bail him out.

- With what?

With my good looks?

Where you gonna get $5,000?

I got 400 bucks.

How much you got?

Not enough.

How much?

About 300.

You? Why don't you just

kick me in the nuts?

Aren't you proud

to live in a democracy?

Seven or eight

hundred dollars.

Then all we need

is another 3,500.

My guess is he's headed north.

He can catch the interstate in missoula, get

into washington, or keep going into canada.

Anyway, at this point,

it's just a waitin' game.

We'll get him. You boys look

like you could use some rest.

You want me to drop you

at the motel?

When can we catch a plane? Anytime.

I can have the deputy

run you up to missoula.

We have a robbery

at the shop 'n go on 93.

Male,

about five-ten, 140 pounds,

wearin' a nylon stocking over his

head; got into a white car. Salazar.

Twenty-six hundred.

Not enough.

We need another 900.

Why don't we just

take out a loan?

We can hit one more.

Are you out of your mind?

We're gonna get nailed!

This isn't miami, you know. Every cop

they have'll be swarming over that market.

- If we hit another right now, they won't be ready.

- Theywon't be ready?

I'm not ready! I haven't

done this since i was 17!

Look at the bright side.

If we get caught, they'll probably

put us in the same cell as nick.

Go.

I can't believe

i'm doing this.

Give me a hand

over here.

And then he made me lie face down

on the floor so i couldn't see him.

Then he took the money from the

register. Did he have a scar?

A scar?

Did he have a scar right here?

You know what a scar is? Over here?

- Listen, gina, just relax.

Take your time.

Do you remember

if the man had a scar?

Huh? Huh?

I think so.

- I knew it!

- See?

Sheriff, we got another robbery in

progress. White chrysler, on main street.

Let's go! Block off this end of town.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Oh, shit!

White car!

Took off down third street!

360, 361,

62, 63, 64, 65.

Do you have to count out loud?

I'd like this not to be so obvious.

I'm sorry. I'll try to be more discrete.

66, 67, 68, 69.

Chris, this is henault.

Anything happen up

your end of town?

It's quiet as a foam rubber

wind chime down here.

Stay awake. We're headed in that

direction. I think we got him boxed in.

Ten-four.

- There! - bingo.

- We got him!

What are you gonna do?

Shut up!

Go get set in back

of the others.

Right.

Frank salazar,

we know you're in there.

Throw out your weapons and come out

with your hands on top of your head.

You're completely

surrounded, frank.

Frank, this is your last chance.

We're tired of

playing games with you.

You either come out now,

or we're coming in after you.

You got one minute.

I got expl*sives, but you gotta give me

a hole through both layers of this door.

And i thought you guys bailed

me out because you missed me.

Oh, we did. Without your wit and charm,

there would've been a real hole in our lives.

Too bad you didn't

fall in it.

Gentlemen!

We're here to do a job.

If you have it in mind to bump one another

off, i wish you'd have the courtesy...

to wait 'til after

the job is done.

Otherwise we'd have gone through all this

for nothing; that would really piss me off!

In fact, i'd probably be so upset i'd

k*ll whichever one of you was still alive.

Cut the bullshit and get on with

it. We got a lot of work to do.

You want me to do a job? I'll do a job.

But i can do it without

the threats, okay?

Don't forget who

you're talking to.

If it hadn't been for us, you'd still be in

the can looking at ten years for grand theft!

We went through a lot of trouble

because of you! You owe us!

- What's wrong with him?

- Max?

Max, are you all right?

What's going on?

Carlos, give me a chair!

Sit down.

We oughta give him

some water or something.

Get the water!

Maybe you oughta

lie down.

I'm all right. All right? Are you kidding?

You should see yourself.

I said i'm all right.

If you're worried

about me dying, don't.

I'll have at least the courtesy

to wait 'til after the job.

The alarm's

a standard model 1400.

There are no floor

contact mats or eyes.

I can, uh, put it to sleep

in about 30 minutes.

How long for the safe?

These pictures

aren't any good.

But it looks like a wertheim, about ten

years old. That would give it a ul2 rating.

If that's what it is, i can cut

into it in about two hours.

If it's a newer safe,

we're gonna have to blow it.

It's gonna take a lot longer, and then i

don't even know if i can get into the bitch.

I'm not gonna know anything 'til i get

inside and take a look at the dials.

- What about getting inside?

- The place next door is a real estate office.

We pick the lock; we get in;

we go through the wall.

It's made of brick,

like your brain.

It's one-foot thick,

two layers.

Time in and out, about four-and-a-half

hours. That puts us out about 6:30.

Sunrise is 7:00.

What about cops?

We don't have much time.

There's only one road in and out of this

town. They can box us in pretty easy.

They could if their cars

were running.

They only got eight cars.

What if we took 'em out?

Couldn't do it in chicago,

miami or new york,

but with only eight cars, we could

take out the entire police force.

Knock 'em out,

make it so they can't run.

How? You can take out a

car with just a firecracker.

You just pull

the distributor cap off.

Doesn't take much when

it's put in the right place.

You can do it?

Yeah.

A little help from carlos

and the 'works, i'm happenin'.

I can't guarantee the size

of the explosions, but...

i can make what you need.

Carlos, i'm gonna want

another car.

I want to drive away

from this clean.

When are we planning on

doing this?

- Tonight.

- Tonight?

You got to be kidding.

We gotta wait 'til the bar across

the street closes. That's at 2:00.

We got eight hours.

Police broke down the front door

of mrs. Clare brown's house...

and discovered that salazar

had already fled the scene.

Channel 13 news has learned

that he had escaped earlier...

from two new jersey

detectives:

George denver

and bill lonigan.

They refused to be interviewed for this

broadcast, but we did speak to a mr. Dana settler,

local agricultural specialist who had

helped the detectives earlier in the day.

Well, sir, when we first saw

these two fellas from new jersey,

uh, one of 'em,

uh, uh- ge-

george.

George, it was.

He wasn't wearing any pants.

I'm shuttin' the damn thing off.

- Come on, get rid of the bottle and get dressed.

- What's the point, george?

We look like morons.

Anybody who saw the news isn't

gonna help us. You know why?

I'll tell ya. 'cause they don't

want to look like morons too.

So you're just gonna give up, huh?

It gets a little hot in the kitchen.

A little hot, george?

A little hot?

The f*cking kitchen

burned down, george!

All right, it's shitty. Is

that what you want me to say?

It's a big, stinkin',

shitty, snot-nosed situation.

I'm not happy about it.

But it's what it is,

and it's all there is.

If you expect me to stick my g*n up

my ass and pull the trigger, forget it.

You go drink yourself to death

if you think that will help.

I'm goin' after him. I'm

gonna find the son of a bitch.

I'm gonna stick my g*n

up his ass and pull the trigger.

How do we start?

Yeah, um,

i got a 1976 oldsmobile station

wagon, blue vista cruiser,

license 130495z, montana;

reported stolen at 3:30.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, you got one car on the

left, two cars on the right.

Car! Car!

Shit.

It's the wrong color, george.

We're looking for a blue one.

Yeah, yeah.

Right year, right make.

Wrong color, wrong number.

Damn!

Let's go, george.

Come on.

I doubt he'd park it in front

of the police station.

Come on!

You know, he may be a bozo, but

he's not that much of a bozo.

Okay. Ready.

Oh! Look out!

Look out! Whoa!

Do me one more favor.

Check a license for me.

Montana.

13-dash-zero-224z.

Is this another stolen

vista cruiser?

Maybe.

Okay.

Zero-224z.

No. No stolen

vista cruiser this time.

What's it belong to?

It's a '79 suburban.

You sure? Yeah, unless i've gone blind.

Holy jesus!

- What?

- Your sleeve has white paint on it.

You leaned

on the cruiser.

He painted the car,

george!

Come on!

Oof!

Max. Max!

The vault's newer

than i thought.

Yeah. So? So it's gonna take

at least a half hour longer.

Then it'll be light

before we finish.

Right. And all your little bombs

are gonna go off at the wrong time.

Shit!

Look, if we're gonna quit,

we better quit right now.

Maybe- maybe

i can cut my time.

Maybe? I can't deal

with maybes.

Either you can

or you can't.

I can.

Well, then,

let's rob a bank.

It's almost 4:00.

I can see.

We got a half an hour more,

and three more cars.

What if we don't find 'em? Well, then

nothing else better botch, you know?

Number six!

Ohh!

Nick!

We're gonna be late, man.

- Let's forget the last two.

No. No, no, no.

We don't have time.

They still have two cars. They can

box us in, man. I'd rather be late.

What if they're done early? They're not

gonna want to sit on that money for too long.

All right, pull a u-ie.

Holy shit!

Number seven just pulled up next

to us. All right, uh, listen, man.

Distract 'em, ask 'em directions,

anything. Just keep 'em talking.

Are you crazy?

Shh!

- Don't do this to me.

- Rock 'n' roll.

Howdy.

I'm- i'm kinda lost.

What are you looking for?

Um-

a friend of mine,

uh-

she told me to, uh, to get

to main street, you know,

and go all the way up,

up until the end of the street.

And then make a right.

And, uh, the street just

kept going on and on and on.

What's your friend's name?

Her name?

Um-

um-

um-

aah!

Wanda. Wanda.

That's it.

She works at the, uh,

at the bank.

- Wanda brem?

- Wanda brem, yeah.

Wanda brem.

She invited you over

to her house?

Yeah, yeah.

What for?

What for?

Uh-huh. Um, to have

something to eat, you know.

We're gonna eat some food.

Uh, you want to go up main st.,

take a right on third.

Two blocks,

second house on your right.

Okay.

Thank you much.

Thanks a lot.

- Did you get all the cars?

- We got seven out of eight.

Shit.

Cool it.

Salazar painted that car

for a reason!

You think he's gonna

pull a job in this town?

I don't think he came here

for the fishing.

There's only one bank,

george.

Yes, there is.

You may need this.

We've got him!

What the hell is goin' on?

This is it! We got him! We got salazar!

You stay, watch the car.

I'll go get the sheriff.

- We'll catch this slimeball

red-handed. - Right.

Right, right.

Don't move, frank!

Don't be stupid.

Put down the g*n...

and turn around

real slow.

Let's get him inside.

Let's get him off me.

This guy never missed

a dinner in his life.

Just fold him.

Have you ever seen

this guy before?

I seen a lot

of him tonight.

Hey! Blow it!

We gotta go now.

No, bill is watching the

car! No, meet me there!

Sheriff, i promise you

this is it!

How long would it take?

Two minutes?

Yeah. Wait.

Yes, sir.

Right. Okay, okay.

All right. Right.

Right, right. Yeah.

I'll get the dispatch.

This happens.

It happens.

Aha! Aha!

That's why they pay me

the big bucks! Oh, yeah.

I need all available units over at

citizens state bank. Burglary in progress.

Let's go. Come on.

All cars, all cars:

Proceed to citizens state bank.

Bank burglary in progress.

Surround the building.

Proceed to citizens state bank.

Burglary in progress.

Surround the building.

You okay, max?

Now!

Ow! Holy-

sh**t!

Son of a bitch!

Let's go!

No!

Aah!

Bill!

Bill!

Bill!

George!

What happened?

I got hit.

Salazar?

Aw, who the hell knows?

Salazar just hit the bank. If

we don't hurry, we lose him.

Damn it!

What?

I should've been in that safe in

20 minutes. Not 30, not 40, not 50.

Twenty minutes.

You did a good job.

We did it. We pulled it

off. We're out of there.

What do you want,

confetti?

No. For once, i would

just like perfection.

That's all. Just

perfection. Lighten up, man.

You're no fun.

You are no fun.

Nick, i hate to admit it,

but you're okay.

- Aw, you're just saying that.

- Woo-o-o-o-o.

Ohh.

Carlos, i think i just

found number eight.

Lt. Horn, this is sheriff

henault. We got 'em in sight.

We're comin' into the valley in the

southern end about five miles north of darby.

We're about ten minutes

behind you, sheriff.

They turned.

g*dd*mn it! How?

Maybe the fat guy

you hit over the head.

We gotta get off the road and k*ll the

dust. We're leaving a trail a mile long.

Here, go through this pasture here.

We can get to the house from there.

This road is bullshit. It

dead ends a couple of miles up.

It'll give us some time.

Trust me!

I can't see through this dust!

I can't see 'em!

Move it! Move it!

Carlos, watch the road.

We'll get the gear,

split the money later.

Get the car running.

Got it.

Shit! We lost 'em!

Back the g*dd*mn thing up!

What are you doing?

I am backin' up.

We didn't lose 'em.

What, are you blind?

Shut up.

- See anything?

- Nothing. Let's get the hell out of here.

Carlos? Ray!

Oh. Max?

Carlos! Ray?

Nick? I made it.

I made it.

Oh, i made it.

I made it. Ohh!

Max?

Oh, i made it.

We got him!

We got him!

You son of a bitch.

Frank salazar, this is the law.

The house is surrounded.

Throw down your weapons and come out

with your hands on top of your head.

Salazar.

I've never been this f*cked

up by a little piece of-

thirty-two.

I knew it! I knew it!

God, what's going on?

It's not my fault.

When's it gonna be fixed?

Never! It's a face

plant, man. It's history.

We're stuck here?

Citizens state bank.

We don't have an exact figure...

on how much was taken, but an

arrest was made... hey, listen!

Within an hour

of the crime.

The suspect's name

is frank salazar.

He's from new jersey. He's also

been charged with the robberies...

of the shop 'n go market and ford's

department store, and for stealing two cars.

He's being held

at the ravalle county jail.

The money, as yet,

has not been recovered...

and bail has been set

at one million dollars.

And now for sports.

The montana grizzlies began-

whew. Gee.

That's too bad.

Oh, shit.

You don't think frank

would talk, do ya?

No.

Do we have

a million dollars?

More.

Oh, no.

Oh, no, you're not thinking

of bailing him out, are you?

That would be stupid,

don't you think?

Oh, no, you- no!

You're not gon-

are you out

of your f*ckin' mind?

No! No, forget it.

I'm out of here. You

guys do what you wanna do.

That's fine. I'll just get

a bus or a taxi or something.

I'm just gonna take my share here

plus, of course, expenses and things.

Don't worry about me.

I'll write you from maui.

I'll write you

in your nice, cold cell.

I'll be on my nice, hot island

with a couple of college babes.

You guys are out of your minds!

You should be in an insane asylum!

Why you're in this business,

i don't know.

Maybe you should open

a dry cleaners or something.

Bail him out. Why, that is the

silliest thing i ever heard.

I'll just take

some of this here.

Maybe i can find a bus stop

or something, okay?

I'll just take this

for a taxi or something.

What are you doing?

Hey! Whoa!

That's my money there!

We're going back to get

frank! I don't wanna get frank.

Has that dog had its sh*ts?

Have you had your sh*ts?

We're gonna go get frank. No!

Hey! Don't forget the money!

- He's getting the money!

- What's wrong with you guys?

Let go of me!

What are you doing?

Ohhh, shit!
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