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[We wish you
A merry christmas plays]
- ♪ Oh, it's christmas in ♪
♪ The playhouse ♪
♪ And our hearts ♪
♪ Are all aglow ♪
♪ As we welcome you
To the playhouse ♪
♪ And to pee-wee's
Christmas special ♪
♪ Oh, the holidays ♪
♪ Are here again ♪
♪ Peace on earth,
Good will, and cheer ♪
♪ As we wish you
Seasons greetings ♪
♪ At this special ♪
♪ Time of year... ♪♪
- Christmas!
Hello, everybody!
My name's pee-wee!
What's yours?
Welcome to my special
Christmas special,
Starring me--pee-wee herman
And...
Pterri...
Conky...
Globey...
Floory...
Cool cat, chicky baby,
And dirty dog...
Chairry...
The flowers, the fish,
Clocky...
Mr. Kite...
- Annette!
- Penny, randy, countess...
Magic screen.
Say hello to mr. Window.
The ants,
The dinosaur family,
Billy baloney...
And the food
In the refrigerator...
Also starring
Cowboy curtis...
Miss yvonne...
Ricardo...
Mrs. Rene...
The king of cartoons...
Reba the mail lady...
And jambi...
And my special
Special guest stars--
Frankie avalon...
Charo...
The del rubio triplets...
Annette funicello...
Whoopi goldberg...
Magic johnson...
Grace jones...
K.d. Lang...
Little richard...
Joan rivers...
Dinah shore...
Oprah winfrey...
And princess zsa zsa!
♪ Oh, it's christmas
In the playhouse ♪
♪ And we're gonna
Have a lot of fun ♪
♪ Merry christmas,
Everybody ♪
♪ Merry christmas,
Everyone... ♪
- ♪ Pee-wee's christmas ♪
♪ Merry, merry
Christmas ♪
♪ Pee-wee's christmas ♪
♪ Merry, merry
Christmas ♪
♪ Pee-wee's christmas ♪
♪ Merry, merry
Christmas... ♪
- ♪ One... ♪♪
Ha ha!
And a moped,
And I want
A wood-burning kit.
Make that a deluxe
Wood-burning kit.
Hmm, new space helmet,
Walkie-talkies...
What would you put
On my christmas list
If you were me?
A new car?
Hmm.
Cooking utensils?
Ecch!
Hmm.
Cash?
Good idea.
Always a practical gift.
Hmm. Yo-yo?
Put yo-yo
On the list, conky.
- B-b-but, pee-wee, you
Already have a yo-yo.
- I do?
- A-a-a-affirmative.
♪
♪
♪
♪
♪ ♪
♪
♪ ♪
♪ ♪
- Ok.
Ha-ha.
Hmm!
Heh-heh.
Ohh!
Ha ha ha!
I do have a yo-yo!
Heh heh heh.
Walk the dog!
- [Barking]
- Round the world!
Uh-oh! Look out at home!
Uh-oh.
Better put a new camera
On the list, conky.
Ha ha!
All right, conky,
In conclusion,
Add to that
A pup tent,
Football,
New train set,
Set of encyclopedias,
And, uh,
One of those dolls
You fill up with
The gooey-goopey stuff.
Heh heh.
Sign it, um...
Most sincerely yours,
Especially during
This holiday season,
Your pal, who's been
Very, very, very,
Very, very good
All this whole year long,
Pee-wee--
I'm not kidding
About how good I've been--
Herman. Heh heh.
Oh, p.s...
I really have
Been good.
Please believe me,
Santa, please!
Please and thank you.
I've practically
Been an angel.
- G-g-gee, pee-wee,
Do you think you
Asked for enough?
- Hmm, no, but I didn't
Want to appear to be greedy.
Heh heh!
Print that out,
Will you, conky?
- S-s-s-sure,
P-p-pee-w-w-w-wee...
- Envelope.
Ha ha!
Christmas list.
Ooh, excellent, conky.
[Doorbell chimes]
- Oh, it looks
Like someone's
Making out another
Christmas list.
- Hi, miss yvonne!
Merry christmas!
- I have a present
For you.
- Present?
Come on in!
- Oh, thank you, pee-wee.
- Ooh!
- Whoo!
- Thank you, everyone.
Well, aren't you
Going to say anything
About my new hairdo?
- Oh, wow!
It's really christmasy!
What's that plant
Hanging off it?
- It's mistletoe, pee-wee.
You're always supposed
To kiss someone
When they stand
Underneath the mistletoe.
This way, I'm assured
Of hundreds
And hundreds
Of kisses from everyone!
- Stand over here.
- Come over here!
- Over here.
- Come over here and give us
A big, wet kiss.
Both: ha ha ha ha ha!
- Don't worry.
There's enough of me
For everyone.
- So, uh, excuse me,
Miss yvonne, but
Before you go making out
With everyone
In the playhouse,
How about forking over
The gift?
- Here you go, pee-wee.
- Wow!
It's really heavy.
What is it,
A gold brick?
- No, but it's just
As priceless.
It's my very own
Special homemade
Christmas fruitcake!
- Fruitcake?
- Mm-hmm.
- Mmm.
Heh heh.
[Clunk clunk
Clunk clunk]
Ha ha!
Thanks, miss yvonne!
- You're welcome, pee-wee.
- Oh! I have a present
For you, too.
It's perfume.
Eau de pee-wee.
- Mmm!
It smells
Just like you.
Thank you, pee-wee.
- You're welcome.
- Dah... Hey, miss yvonne,
Come stand over me.
- Oh, coming,
Floory, darling!
- Well, I better go put
This brick--
I mean fruitcake--
In the refrigerator
Before it gets
Any harder.
[Clunk]
Heh heh!
Whoop.
Ahh.
[Clunk]
Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
- Merry christmas!
- Ohh!
- Ohh!
- Huh?
Ohh.
- Fruitcake!
Ugh!
[Clunking]
[Telephone rings]
I'll get it!
I'll get it!
[Ringing]
Merry christmas!
Pee-wee's playhouse.
Pee-wee speaking.
- Hi, pee-wee.
Merry christmas.
I was just calling
To see if I could be
On your christmas special.
- I'm awfully sorry,
Whoopi,
But I've already booked
Too many stars as it is.
- Oh.
Well, how about
Next christmas?
- Next year's special
Is already booked, too.
I might be able
To squeeze you into
The christmas special
Years from now.
- Years from now?
Oh, ok,
That's all right.
Would you do that?
- I'm not promising you
Anything now, whoopi.
- Well, of course
I understand that, pee wee.
But I appreciate this,
You know--
That you're
Thinking of me and everything.
And I just wanted to say
Merry christmas,
And I'll see you
In years.
- Maybe.
- Yeah, right, maybe.
Bye.
- Bye!
- Hey, pee-wee,
Now it's time
For some christmas fun
With me.
- Ok, magic screen,
Here I come!
- Ohh!
- ♪ Connect
The christmas dots ♪
♪ Fa la la la ♪
♪ Connect
The christmas dots ♪
♪ Fa la la la ♪♪
Ha ha!
Hey, it's
A sleigh!
Just like santa's!
Ha ha!
Oh!
Look!
It's magic johnson.
- Hi, pee-wee.
- Hi, magic.
What're you doing
In the magic screen?
- The magic screen
And I are cousins.
- Can I give you a lift?
- Thanks.
Look, pee-wee!
There's a polar bear!
- Oldest trick in the book.
- [Grrr]
- Aah!
- Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
- Aah!
- Oh, no!
- Oh!
- Oh!
- Oh!
- Oh! Aah!
- Watch out!
Watch out!
- Aah! Ohh!
- Whoah!
- Aah!
Oh, no, aah!
See you, magic!
- Merry christmas,
Pee-wee!
- Ohh!
- Gotcha!
- Thanks, chairry.
Where would I be
Without you?
- On the floor.
Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha, chairry.
You cracked yourself up!
- Do you think
We should start
Decorating the playhouse
For christmas?
- Decorations?
Oh, no!
I was so busy making up
My list
For santa claus,
I completely forgot.
Now we don't have
Any decorations,
'Cause I was only
Thinking of myself.
Christmas is the time
We should be thinking
Of what we can do
For others.
I wish I hadn't
Been so selfish.
- Wish?
Did somebody say wish?
- I did, jambi.
I forgot to get decorations
For the playhouse.
Think you could
Help me out.
- Sure, pee-wee.
Is that what you'd
Like to wish for?
- Well, not really.
I'd like
To use my wish later
For something
Really special.
I was kind of hoping
Maybe you'd give me
An extra wish.
- An extra wish?
You want
An extra wish?
What do you think
This is, christmas?
- Yeah.
- Oh.
Oh, ok.
Then repeat
After me in jambese.
Mekka lekka hi,
Mekka hiney ho.
- Mekka lekka hi,
Mekka hiney ho.
- Mekka lekka hi,
Mekka ho ho ho.
- Mekka lekka hi,
Mekka ho ho ho.
- The wish is granted.
Long live jambi.
- It's beautiful!
Jambi, you outdid
Yourself!
- Seasons greetings.
- Hey, pee-wee, here comes
Reba the mail lady!
- Hi, reba!
- Hi, pee-wee.
- Merry christmas.
- Merry christmas to you.
Wow! The playhouse
Sure does look festive.
How's the christmas special
Going?
- Great, I think.
How do you like it
So far?
Oh, well,
Same to you.
Hmm.
- Pee-wee, I got a couple
Of bags of christmas cards
For the playhouse
And...heh heh heh...
Here is a present
From me to you.
Thanks, reba.
- What is it?
- It's a fruitcake.
- Oh, a fruitcake.
How thoughtful.
Oh, I have something
For you, too.
- Ooh.
- Brand-new christmas list
To add to the old one
For santa claus.
- Pee-wee, how is santa
Supposed to get all of this
Down that
Little chimney?
- I already
Thought of that.
I'm having
The chimney expanded.
I have something else
For you, too.
- Ooh.
- Merry christmas, reba.
- Oh, thanks, pee-wee.
Oh, I didn't...
- They're press-on nails.
- Why are they so big?
- Because they're
Toenails.
- Oh...
Right...
I see.
Oh, oh.
That reminds me.
Uh, ok, y'all,
Bring it in.
Somebody sent you
Something gigantic.
Ooh, easy.
- I hope it's not
A fruitcake.
- Ok, pee-wee.
- It's grace jones!
- Wait a minute.
You're not
The president.
You're pee-wee herman!
- Duh!
- This package was
Supposed to go
To the white house,
Not the playhouse.
- Sorry, grace.
Back in the box.
- Since I'm already here,
Would you mind
If I sang a song?
- No, go right ahead.
What are you waiting
For, christmas?
[Music playing]
- ♪ Come, they told me ♪
♪ Pa rum pa pa pum ♪
♪ A newborn king to see ♪
♪ Pa rum pa pa pum ♪
♪ I played
My song for him ♪
♪ Pa rum pa pa pum ♪
♪ I played my best for him ♪
♪ Pa rum pa pa pum ♪
♪ Rum pa pa pum ♪
♪ Ra pa pa pum ♪
♪ And then he smiled at me ♪
♪ Pa rum pa pa pum ♪
♪ Me and my drum ♪
♪ Me and my drum ♪♪
- Hey!
[Cheering]
She was amazing!
Amazing, grace!
- Welcome back to my cool
Christmas special.
I'm with my
Special guests--
Frankie avalon
And annette funicello.
Ha ha! What are
You guys doing?
- We're making christmas cards
With pterri and globey.
- I'm using
The stencil process.
The stencil I'm using
Looks like a christmas tree.
I lay it on the card,
Dip my toothbrush
In green paint,
And brush it
On this piece of screen.
Look.
Isn't this pretty?
- Yeah!
I hope you remember
To wash that toothbrush
Before you brush
Your teeth, though.
- Oh.
That's a good idea.
- Ha ha! Ha ha!
And what are you
Making, frankie?
- I'm making cards
Out of a potato.
- What?
- Well, you see,
First I kind of cut
A candy cane shape
Out of the potato
Like this.
Then I simply dip it
Into some red paint,
Just like that.
And then I print it
Onto some paper.
And look.
A candy cane.
See?
- Hmm.
Potatoey.
- I hope you don't forget
To wash that potato
Before you eat it.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
- All right!
I'm going to have
To separate you two.
Now, get
Back to work.
I need of each
Of those by sundown.
Ha ha! Ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
- ?
- Ha ha ha--
[Heavenly music plays]
Cher, what are you
Doing here?
- Oh, pee-wee,
I just came by
To see what today's
Secret word is.
- Secret word.
I completely forgot.
Conky, cher
Would like to know
What today's secret word is?
- S-s-s-sure,
Ch-ch-cher.
[Thumping to beat]
- Today's secret word
Is... Year.
Now, you all know
What to do
Whenever anyone
Says the secret word,
Right, cher?
- Aah!
- That's right!
For the rest
Of the day,
Whenever anyone says
The secret word,
Scream real loud.
Ready?
Let's try it.
So, uh, cher,
Are you having a nice
Christmas so far?
- Oh, yeah, pee-wee.
Christmas is my favorite
Time of year.
- [Pee-wee screaming,
Bells ringing]
- Aah!
- Aah!
That was so cool, cher.
Thank you
For sharing.
- You're welcome, pee-wee.
And, pee-wee,
See you next--
Year.
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
Ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
That was cher!
Cher was right there...
In the same room
As my chair.
I hope I didn't stare.
Oh, well...
I don't care.
Ha ha!
- All: pee-wee,
The king
Of cartoons is coming!
- Yay!
- Yay!
- Happy holiday,
Everyone!
Pee-wee, I brought
You a present.
- It isn't a fruitcake,
Is it?
- No!
- Phew!
- It's fruitcakes!
- Oh, well, uh...
- Let the cartoon--
- Oh, excuse me,
Your majesty.
Would you mind
If I said it,
Just this once?
- Be my guest,
Annette.
- I've always wanted
To do this.
Let the cartoon begin!
- Sure, but I wouldn't try it
With a bar of soap!
[Bell dings]
- Look, it's
Joan rivers!
- Hi, pee-wee.
Hi, annette.
Hi, king.
Happy holidays, everybody!
- All: merry christmas, joan!
[Music playing]
- [Crying]
- Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
[Humming]
[Humming]
Ha ha!
Mmm!
Ha ha!
Ha!
Ha ha ha!
Take it, yeah, we'll try it.
Ah ha, that's good!
Ha ha!
Ya ha ha ha ha!
[Humming]
Ha ha ha ha!
[Bell ringing]
Ha ha ha!
[Whirr]
- Come on, giddyap!
Oh, boy!
Ha ha ha!
[Music ending]
- Hi, everybody.
Pee-wee's not here
Right now...
So now...
It's the billy baloney
Christmas special!
Ha ha ha!
Starring me--billy baloney!
Now, I'd like to sing
A little song
For all my adoring fans.
♪ Me me me
Me me me ♪♪
Ok, billy,
I'm back now!
No!
Go away!
I want to sing!
I'm sorry,
Billy.
Not as sorry as me,
Pee-wee.
Well, sorry, billy.
Maybe next year.
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Weather alert.
Weather alert.
It's starting
To snow.
- It's snowing!
- It's snowing, snowing!
- It's snowing!
It's snowing!
- It's snowing.
- It's snow-o-o-o-ing!
- Yay!
- It's snowing!
It's snowing!
It's snowing!
It's snowing!
It's snowing!
It's snowing!
It's snowing!
It's snowing!
Did I mention
It was snowing?
Let's go out
And play in the snow!
- Both: great! Let's go!
- Ha ha ha ha!
Did we finish making
All those
Christmas cards,
Frank, annette?
I'm sorry,
Then you'll have
To stay inside
Until you finish.
It's snowing!
It's snowing!
- Yeah, but--
- No!
Snow!
Snow!
Ha ha ha.
Aah, yellow snow!
Ha ha ha ha.
Watch. I'm going to
Make a snow angel.
Look. I made an angel
In the snow.
Ha ha.
If you don't have
Any snow at your house,
Just use pounds
Of coconut shavings.
Ha ha ha.
Now I'm going to make
Mystery tracks in the snow.
You just walk
Through the snow.
♪ La la la la la ♪♪
- Cowboy curtis:
Hey, pee-wee!
- Over here,
Cowboy curtis!
Just follow my footsteps
In the snow!
Ha ha.
- Hey.
Where'd he go?
- Boo!
- Aah!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
- I fooled you with my
Mystery tracks
In the snow.
- You sure did,
Pee-wee.
Whoo, mysterious.
- Ha ha ha.
[Music playing]
- Hey, hey,
Listen, pee-wee.
You hear that?
- Yeah. It's
The heavenly intonations
Of the del rubio
Triplets.
- ♪ Sleigh bells ring ♪
♪ Are you listening? ♪
♪ In the lane,
Snow is glistening ♪
♪ A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight ♪
♪ Walking in
A winter wonderland ♪
♪ Gone away is the bluebird ♪
♪ Here to stay
Is a new bird ♪
♪ He sings a love song
As we go along ♪
♪ Walking in
A winter wonderland ♪
♪ In the meadow we can
Build a snowman ♪
♪ Then pretend
That he is parson brown ♪
♪ He'll say,
"Are you married?" ♪
♪ We'll say "no, man, ♪
♪ But you can do the job
When you're in town" ♪
♪ Later on
We'll conspire ♪
♪ As we dream by the fire ♪
♪ To face unafraid
The plans that we made ♪
♪ Walking in a winter
Wonderland ♪
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
♪ A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight ♪
♪ Walking in a winter
Wonderland ♪
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
♪ To face unafraid
The plans that we made ♪
♪ Walking in a winter
Wonderland ♪♪
- Uhh, ha.
Ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Voilà.
A snowman.
- Ha ha.
You know, pee-wee,
They say if you stare
At a snowman long enough,
He'll come to life.
- Why don't you
Take a picture?
It'll last longer.
- Aah!
- Whoah!
- Ooh my!
Ooh!
- Ha ha ha ha ha.
- Good. That's good,
Little richard.
- Hey, it's little richard
On ice.
Ha ha.
Hi, little richard.
How's it going?
- Hi, pee-wee.
Whaaaa!
Wooh, wooh, wooh!
Aah! Wooh! Wooh!
Great gosh almighty.
- Little richard,
Are you all right?
- Oh, you know me,
Pee-wee.
I always fall down,
But I get right back up
And try again.
If at first
You don't succeed,
You know
What they say.
You try, you try,
And you try.
Aah!
Except ice skating.
I give up. I quit.
Ohh, ohh, ohh.
If god had wanted me
To ice skate,
I would've been
Born with skinny feet
And a little head. Ooh.
- Looks pretty simple
To me.
- Think so?
Then you try.
- All right.
- Wow.
[Indistinct chatter]
- Ooh, wow,
Gosh, pee-wee.
That's incredible.
How did
You do that?
- Well, you know,
Little richard,
Ice skating is like
A lot of things.
You just
Have to practice.
- Was that all right,
Pee-wee?
- Uh, yes.
Thank you, hans.
- Oh, pee-wee.
- Hi, everybody.
Welcome back
To the show.
R-r-r-r-r-r-r.
We're just warming up
From being out in the cold
By sipping
Some hot chocolate.
Ahh.
- All: mmm, chocolatey.
Ha ha ha.
And now please welcome
Our special christmas guest,
K.d. Lang.
[Music playing]
- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
♪ Oh, jingle bell ♪
♪ Jingle bell,
Jingle bell rock ♪
♪ Jingle bell swing
And jingle bells ring ♪
♪ Snowin' and blowin'
And bushels of fun ♪
♪ Now jingle bell
Hop's begun, I said ♪
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell,
Jingle bell rock ♪
♪ Jingle bell chimes
In jingle bell time ♪
♪ Dancing and prancing
In jingle bell square ♪
♪ In the frosty air ♪
♪ What a bright time,
It's the right time ♪
♪ To rock the night away ♪
♪ Jingle bell time ♪
♪ Is a swell time ♪
♪ To go riding
In a one-horse sleigh ♪
♪ Giddyap, jingle horse,
Pick up your feet ♪
♪ Jingle around the clock ♪
♪ Mix and a-minglin'
A-jinglin' feet ♪
♪ That's the
Jingle bell rock ♪
♪ Jingle bell time
Is such a swell time ♪
♪ To go gliding
In a one-horse sleigh ♪
♪ You know
What I mean, eh? ♪
♪ Oh, giddyap, jingle horse ♪
♪ Pick up your feet ♪
♪ Jingle around the clock ♪
♪ Mix and a-minglin'
A-jinglin' feet ♪
♪ That's the jingle bell,
That's the jingle bell ♪
♪ That's the
Jingle bell rock... ♪♪
Oh, what's
A matter you?
- Yay!
Encore!
[Cheering]
- K.d. Lang,
I must relate,
Your christmas song
Was really great.
- Oh, thanks, you guys.
Dirty dog,
You're such a cute pup,
Thanks, you guys,
For backing me up.
- You're welcome, k.d.
That's why
We're here.
- That was the most fun
I've had all year.
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Ha ha, yeah!
- Ha ha.
- Hey, pee-wee,
What you doing?
Hanging up
The laundry?
- No, randy.
I'm hanging up all
The christmas stockings.
- And santa claus is
Going to come and
Fill them up with
Christmas treats.
- There's no such thing
As santy claus.
- Yes, there is, too,
A santa claus.
- No, there ain't.
- Is so.
- Is not.
- Is so.
- Is not.
- Pee-wee, randy says
There is no santa claus.
- Randy, please stop
Teasing pterri.
- Well, I don't believe
In no santy claus.
- Fine.
I'll just take down
Your stocking, then.
- Hey, wait a minute.
Let's not
Be hasty here.
Why don't you go ahead
And hang it up anyway?
Just for decoration,
You understand.
- Sure, I understand.
Just for decoration.
Ha ha.
All the stockings were hung
By the chimney with care,
And I hope everything
On my list will be there.
- Where's your christmas
Stocking, pee-wee?
- I almost forgot.
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
- Do you think
- Your stocking's
Big enough.
- I'm not finished yet.
Ha ha.
Here's the left one.
- Hey, pee-wee,
Do you know
What time it is?
- Christmas time!
- That's right, and it's time
For a penny cartoon.
Hee hee hee.
- Hello. My name is penny.
Christmas.
I love christmas.
In our old house we had
This enormous living room,
About the size
Of a ballroom,
And it had this
Really tall christmas tree
About from here
To the ceiling.
It was so enormous.
We had so many ornaments,
And I love it.
While we decorate
The tree, we watch old movies
Like road to morocco,
The comedies.
You know,
The road to morocco
With bob hope
And, um, what's it called?
And dorothy lamour.
I just love her eyes.
Well, we always go, um,
Out and buy me a dress.
[Honk honk]
You know those dresses
That have the long sleeves
Or the short sleeves,
Whatever it is.
And it gets all squiggly here,
And the big puff skirt.
That's what I had.
It was the most
Fascinating dress.
I've never seen it
In a kid's size before.
- Thanks, penny.
That was really swell.
Oh, hi, frankie
And annette.
How those
Christmas cards coming?
- Well,
I'm hungry.
- Yeah,
And I'm thirsty.
- Oh, oh, well,
Here's some bread
And water.
Now get back to work!
- Yoo-hoo,
Pee-wee.
- Merry christmas, countess.
- Moo-ry christmas.
I brought you
A present.
- What is it?
- Guess.
- Uh...
Is it a fruitcake?
- Yes. How did
You know?
- Lucky guess.
I brought you
A present, too.
- Ooh.
A new bell.
Listen.
[Chiming we wish you
A merry christmas]
- Oh, pee-wee,
It's moo-velous.
Wait until princess
Zsa zsa sees it.
Zsa zsa,
Over here, dear.
- Well, hello,
Contessa, darling.
I was looking for you
All over.
Zsa zsa,
You remember pee-wee.
Of course.
Hello, pee-wee.
Kiss. Mwa.
- Merry christmas,
Darling.
- Merry christmas,
Zsa zsa, darling.
- Pee-wee,
I love you.
- Then why don't you
Marry me?
- I love you.
Merry christmas.
- Merry christmas.
- We'd better
Get moo-ving.
- Merry christmas, zsa zsa.
- Merry christmas,
Countess.
[Bell ringing]
I'll get it.
[Ringing, buzzing,
Beeping]
Merry christmas.
Pee-wee's playhouse.
Pee-wee speaking.
- Hi, pee-wee.
Merry christmas.
- Dinah, how's your cold?
- Oh, all better.
I got a little song
For you. Listen.
[Music playing]
♪ On the first day
Of christmas ♪
♪ My true love
Sent to me ♪
♪ A partridge
In a pear tree ♪
♪ On the second day
Of christmas ♪
♪ My true love
Sent to me... ♪
- Hang on a minute, dinah.
I've got another call.
- ♪ And a partridge
In a pear tree ♪
♪ On the third-- ♪♪
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Pee-wee,
Is this you?
- Who wants to know?
- This is
Oprah winfrey.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I just wanted
To say
Merry christmas to you.
- Merry christmas, oprah.
I'm going to have to
Call you back.
I have dinah shore
On the other line. Ha ha.
- Ha ha.
- Ha ha.
- ♪ On the fifth day
Of christmas ♪
♪ My true love
Sent to me ♪
♪ Golden rings ♪
♪ Calling birds,
French hens ♪
♪ Turtle doves ♪
♪ And a partridge
In a pear tree... ♪
♪ On the sixth day
Of christmas ♪
♪ My true love
Sent to me ♪
♪ Geese a-layin' ♪
♪ Golden rings... ♪
♪ Calling birds,
French hens ♪
♪ Turtle doves ♪
♪ And a partridge
In a pear tree ♪
♪ On the seventh day
Of christmas ♪
♪ My true love
Sent to me ♪
♪ Swans a-swimmin'... ♪
♪ Geese a-layin' ♪
♪ Golden rings... ♪♪
- Feliz navidad,
Pee-wee.
- Do what?
- Feliz navidad.
That means
Merry christmas in spanish.
Say it.
Feliz navidad.
- Feliz nablabla.
- Feliz navidad.
- Feliz nablabla.
- Feliz navidad.
- Feliz nablabla.
- Right. Children in mexico
Celebrate christmas
By breaking the piñata.
- You get to break things
For christmas?
- Look, pee-wee.
I hung a piñata
From the ceiling
Of the playhouse.
- It's filled
With sweets and toys.
- How are we going to
Get it down?
- Well, that's
The fun part, pee-wee.
I'm going
To blindfold you,
And then you're going to
Try to break it open
With this stick.
- This is going to be fun.
Now the only thing
Missing is charo.
- Hit it, conky.
[Music playing]
♪ Feliz navidad ♪
♪ Feliz navidad ♪
♪ Feliz navidad ♪
♪ Prospero año
Y felicidad ♪
♪ Feliz navidad ♪
♪ Feliz navidad ♪
♪ Feliz navidad ♪
♪ Prospero año
Y felicidad ♪
♪ I want to wish you
A merry christmas ♪
♪ I want to wish you
A merry christmas ♪
♪ I want to wish you
A merry christmas ♪
♪ From the bottom
Of my heart ♪
♪ Feliz navidad ♪
♪ Feliz navidad ♪
♪ Feliz navidad ♪
♪ Prospero año
Y felicidad ♪
♪ I want to wish you
A merry christmas ♪
♪ I want to wish you
A merry christmas ♪
♪ I want to wish you
A merry christmas ♪
♪ From the bottom
Of my heart ♪
♪ I want to wish you
A merry christmas ♪
♪ I want to wish you
A merry christmas ♪
♪ I want to wish you
A merry christmas ♪
♪ From the bottom ♪
♪ Of my heart ♪♪
Aaow!
Ifeliz navidad!
- That was really
Beautiful, charo.
- Thank you,
Chairry.
- Chairry, charo.
Charo, chairry.
- Oh, gracias,
Pee-wee.
I'm so happy here.
I made a very special
Dish for you.
It's just
For christmas.
It's delicious.
It's very, very,
Very, very good.
It's called
Pastel de fruta.
- Mmm, sounds great.
What is it?
- ¿Como se dice pastel
De fruta en engles?
I got it.
Fruitcake.
- Oh, fruitcake.
My favorite.
Mmm, thanks, charo.
I mean gracias.
- You welcome,
Pee-wee.
Feliz navidad
Y prospero
Año nuevo.
- What does año mean?
- Oh, año means year.
- Aaaah!
- Aaah!
- Aah! Goochy goochy.
I like it.
- Boy, I sure have gotten
A lot of fruitcakes
For christmas.
- Yoo-hoo.
- Could you use
One more?
- Hi, mrs. Rene.
Merry christmas.
- Oh, I don't celebrate
Christmas, pee-wee.
- You don't. Why not?
- Because I'm jewish.
- You are?
- And proud of it.
At this time of season,
Jews all over the world
Celebrate hanukkah--
The festival of lights.
- Do you still get
Presents on hanukkah?
- Ha. Do you get presents
On hanukkah?
We exchange gifts
For nights in a row.
- Wow.
- So in case I miss you,
Here are more
Fruitcakes.
Oh, I have one more
Thing for you, pee-wee.
- No, no.
No more fruitcakes.
- No, no. This is a toy
Called a dreidel.
Come on, everybody.
It's the hanukkah
Portion of the show,
And we're all gonna sing
The dreidel song.
Just follow
The bouncing jambi head.
♪ Dreidel, dreidal, dreidal ♪
♪ Then dreidal, I will play ♪♪
- [Squawk]
[Squawk]
- Ohh.
- [Panting]
- Arr?
- Hmm? Aah!
- Ayy!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Unh!
- Arr!
- Unh!
- Arr!
- Mmm, yeah.
- Yeah.
- Mm, ah.
- [Yelp]
- Aah!
- Pee-wee, we're all finished
Making the christmas cards.
- Exactly ,.
- Hmm, let me
Count 'em.
Ha ha ha ha.
I'm just kidding.
Now you can start
Making the envelopes.
Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
- ♪ Pounds of fruitcake,
Cd players ♪
♪ Bags of nachos,
Body builders... ♪♪
- Welcome back.
We're just putting
The finishing touches
On the christmas tree.
Here,
Miss yvonne.
- Thank you,
Pee-wee.
Here,
Cowboy curtis.
- Why, thank you,
Miss yvonne.
Here you go,
Pterri.
- Thank you,
Cowboy curtis. Ooh!
Ooh! Ooooh! Ooh!
Unh!
- Ok, ok,
Everyone, come on.
It's finished.
Ha ha ho. Heh heh.
- Ohh! Ooh.
Ooh.
[Electric sizzle]
- Ohh.
- Ohh.
- Ha ha ha ha ha.
- Randy!
What are you
Trying to do,
Ruin our whole
Christmas?
- Christmas?
Bah, humbug.
Christmas is just
A commercial exploitation
For big business
Trying to capitalize
On consumer guilt.
- I suppose you would think
Of it that way, randy.
Since you seem
To have forgotten
The true meaning
Of christmas.
- I didn't forget.
Oh, what is it?
- Magic screen,
Will you assist me?
- Sure, pee-wee.
The true meaning
Of christmas
Is the celebration
Of the birthday of
The christ child.
There was no room
At the inn,
So joseph and mary stopped
To rest at a stable,
And there were wise men
Who followed a bright,
Shining star into bethlehem,
Where the little baby lay
In a manger,
And they brought him presents,
And all the angels sang.
- And that is the true
Meaning of christmas.
- Gee, I had christmas
All wrong.
Thanks for
Straightening me out.
- You're welcome,
Randy.
- Merry christmas,
Pee-wee,
And have a fruitcake.
Hee hee hee
Hee hee hee hee.
- Hey, pee-wee,
Look what I got you.
Uh-oh. I guess
You don't need
Another one, huh?
- Sure, I do.
Ha ha.
- What are you going
To do with
All those fruitcakes, pee-wee?
- I found a great
Use for 'em.
Look, everyone.
A new wing
To the playhouse
Made entirely
Of fruitcakes.
- Whoa.
- Here's more
Fruitcakes, roland.
Ha ha ha.
- ♪ On the th
Day of christmas ♪
♪ My true love
Sent to me... ♪♪
- Pee-wee: ok, come on,
Everybody.
Time to sing
Some christmas carols, ok?
Ready?
Jingle bells.
- ♪ Jingle bells,
Jingle bells ♪
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
- It came upon
A midnight clear.
- ♪ It came upon ♪
♪ A midnight clear ♪
- Deck the halls.
- ♪ Deck the halls
With boughs of holly ♪
♪ Fa la la la la
La la la la ♪
- O come, all
Ye faithful.
- ♪ O come,
All ye faithful ♪
- Sleigh bells.
- ♪ Sleigh bells ring ♪
- No, no.
Sleigh bells.
I hear reindeer
On the roof.
Do you know
What that means?
- You've had
Too much eggnog.
- No, no. It means
Get out the milk
And cookies. Hurry!
- Hey, look.
- Pterri: santy claus.
- Ho ho ho.
Merry christmas,
Everybody.
- All: it's santa.
- Merry christmas,
Santa.
- Santa!
I knew you'd come.
Here's your milk
And cookies,
Just the way
You like them.
- Mmm, cookies.
- Eh, but first,
Did you bring me
All the presents
I asked you for?
- Well, yes, of course
I did, pee-wee.
- Well, then help yourself.
- But there is one
Little problem.
- What problem?
- Well, your christmas
List was so big
That I just didn't
Have enough presents
For the other children
In the world.
- Gee, I'm awfully sorry
To hear that, santa.
Please let me know how
It all turns out. Ha ha.
- Pee-wee.
- Pee-wee.
- Oh...
Oh...
All right.
Which presents
Do you want, santa?
- All of them.
- All of them?
All of them?
Christmas is the time
We should be thinking
About what we can do
For others.
What we can do
For others.
For others, for others,
For others.
For others...
For others...
Ok, you can have
All my presents.
- Oh, and there's
One other thing
That you can
Give me, too.
- What more
Do you want, santa?
- Your help in delivering
These presents
To the children
Of the world.
- Me, santa's helper?
I can ride in the sleigh
With you and everything?
- That's just about
What I had in mind.
- Thank you, santa.
You're the best
Santa there is.
Ha ha ha.
- I know you are,
But what am i?
- Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha.
Bye, everybody,
And thanks for coming
To my christmas special.
- All: bye, pee-wee.
Merry christmas.
- Hey, pee-wee, what about
That special wish?
- My wish is that
There's peace on earth
And that everybody
Has the very merriest
Of christmases
And a happy...
New...year!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Aah!
- Hee hee hee!
- Santa: ho ho ho!
- Pee-wee: whee.
Ha ha ha.
Merry christmas,
Everyone. Ha ha ha.
Pee-wee: ha ha ha.
- ♪ On the th day
Of christmas ♪
♪ My true love
Sent to me ♪
♪ Drummers drumming,
Pipers piping ♪
♪ Lords a-leaping,
Ladies dancing ♪
♪ Maids a-milking,
Swans a-swimming ♪
♪ Geese a-laying,
Golden rings ♪
♪ Calling birds... ♪
- Accommodations provided by
The los angeles
Registry hotel.
- ♪ Partridge in a pear ♪
♪ Tree... ♪♪
Pee-wee?
Pee-wee?
Pee-Wee's Playhouse Christmas Special (Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse) 1988
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