11x06 - No Dough Boys

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Hold it.

Still.

Okay, boys,
get ready for the next one.

[GROANS] Oh!

Why, you... Ooh!

I'll give you...

What?

The meanest look.

Why, you...

Ow! Come on, now. Break it up.

You stay out of this.

[ALL ARGUING]

Come on, cut out this nonsense.

The Latherneck Shaving Cream
is waiting for these photos.

[PHONE RINGS]

Oh, there's the telephone.
Now, cut it out.

Hello?

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.

ALL [IN UNISON]:
Yes, yes, yes, yes...

Shut up, you idiots.

I don't mean you, sir.

I mean these other idiots.

Uh, what I'm-- All right, sir.

I'll be right over.

Fools.

Well, you see, we--

Oh, go out and go to lunch.

Okay. We'll change our clothes.

No, don't take off
those uniforms.

I gotta get this work done
as quickly as possible.

I'll be back in minutes.
Go grab yourselves a bite.

Come on, Joe, I want you
to help me move some stuff.

How do you like that?
Fifteen minutes?

How can you eat in minutes?

Let's go and eat someplace.

Well, how about Smitee's?
Pretty good--

What's the matter with you,
you wanna burn down the scenery?

Read that sign.

CURLY: "Hey, you, no smoking."

Well? It says you, not me.

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Why, you...

Mm!

I don't like Smitee's.
Let's go to Levinson's.

Oh, I--
You know what I heard about--

[YELPS]

Mm!

I'll m*rder you.

Listen, don't go to Levinson's.
Let's--

Ooh--

Oh! Oh.

Mm-- Now, that's that.

Look--

I'm not lending you
any more money.

[BLOWING] You never pay--

[STRIKES MATCH]

Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. Why, you...

Mm!

Get going. Go on. Come on.

Oh, wait...

Oh, boy. Bread.

[MUFFLED] Service!

MAN: Service coming up.

[MUFFLED] Hurry up.

[MUFFLED] Mm, this bread's good.

[MUFFLED]
I like it very, very much.

[MUFFLED]
Mm, yeah. What's good today?

Oh--! Ow!

[MUFFLED SHOUTING]

Why, you idiot-- Oh!

Put that knife down!
You're looking for trouble, eh?

Mm!

Why, you... I'll k*ll you.

Oh! Mm!

[SCREAMS]

Ah--! Ah--! Ah--! Ah--!

[SCREAMING]

[SIZZLING]

[SIGHS]

Hello? Police department?

[LAUGHING]

Say, I wonder
what's bothering him.

We didn't do anything to him.

Yeah. Say, maybe we ate
too much of his bread.

He must be nutty.

Boy, are we dumb.

Speak for yourself, John.

Shut up. He thinks we're Japs.

[LAUGHS]
Oh, he thinks we're Japs.

[ALL LAUGH]

ALL: Whoa!

[ALL CRASH]

Hello, there. Hello, there.

Where are you?

Right here.

Heil Hitler.

Greetings, my friend and allies.
How did you get in here?

Through the ally.

Oh, I was afraid
you wouldn't make it.

Have you seen the paper?

He thinks that's us.

He's a n*zi spy.

Watch your step
and try and act like Japs.

Oh, so. So.

So, so. So sorry.

Thank you.

There's lots of work to be done.

We must not fail.

Heil.

ALL: Heil!

Oh!
ALL: So sorry. So sorry, please.

Which one of you is Naki?

Uh, me Naki.

Which one is Saki? Me Saki.

Then you must be Waki.

Oh, so very, very wacky.

[BARKS]

[CHUCKLES]

Come with me.
I introduce you to the ladies.

Ooh, dames.

[INHALES]

Follow me, gentlemen.

Oh, that are us.

Ladies, meet Nippon's
three greatest saboteurs.

[CLUCKS]

[GROWLS]

May I present
Steelia Pumpernickel,

Amelia Schwartzbrut,

und Celia Schweipak.

They are all very well-bred.

I take mine toasted.
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.

Ah--!

Would you boys care
for some refreshments?

ALL: Oh, thank you, thank you.

Hey, we better get out of here

before they find out
who we really are.

No, we'll stick around.

If the real Japs show up,
maybe we can grab 'em.

Yeah, then we'll be heroes
and live happily ever after.

If they don't k*ll us first.

Ooh! Don't be so "pessiristic."

They're not real Japanese.

I know it. They're spies.

But as soon as I find out
why they're here,

we'll liquidate them.

[DOOR OPENS]

So you are Naki, Waki, und Saki.

ALL: So!

So. So.

I would have hardly
recognized you.

Remember the Winter Garden
in Berlin,

when you had your acrobatic act?

Ah--!

Acrobatic act?

[INHALES]

[POPS]

Remember, you tried

to teach me jujitsu?

Jujitsu? Isn't that wonderful?

Oh, please show us how.

Oh, no can do this.

No. Military secret, thank you.

But aren't we your allies?

So?

Maybe going into conference.

Naki, Waki, come backy.

What does she mean, jujitsu?

She wants to wrestle.
That I can do.

[MUTTERS] [YELPS]

Go on. Fake something.

We are sorry.

Yeah. Naki, first man.

Grabbing wrist,
grabbing arm, jerk!

Oh!

Grabbing arms. So!

[IMITATING JAPANESE]

[SCREAMS]

Are you all right?

Next.

Now, to relaxing.
Not to hurt you.

Put right arm out, so.

Like this?

[CURLY SCREAMS]

[LOUD CRASH]

Ah, to get me out, "prease."

Make that quickly.

Coming back, please.

[BIRD CHIRPS]

Something are on
my topside singing.

[BIRD SINGING]

MOE: Get it off, please.

That are numbskull.

Coming are, chucklehead.

Ow!

Mm!

[GRUNTS]

Ow, ow, ow...

Mm!

Mm!

[YELPS]

Oh, so sorry.

What is los here?

Don't be excited, Hugo.

They were teaching us jujitsu.

I knew these boys when they did

an acrobatic act
at the Winter Garden.

Ja, acrobatics?

I love to watch.
Come on, boys, do something.

So sorry. Out of practice.

Have forgotten routine.

Nonsense.
Real Japanese never forget.

Come on. Do something.

Ja. Do the foot-to-foot dance.

Oh, much rather to dancing
cheek-to-cheek.

[INHALES]

[HUMMING]

Halt! Ah--!

Excusing, please. Conference.

Naki, Waki, come backy.

We better do something before
that guy gets suspicious.

Try and do the stuff they did
in the act last night.

Okay. Okay.

Hey, hup! Watching stunts now.

Sitting down, please. Thank you!

[ALL SHOUTING GIBBERISH]

Ooh!

[ALL SHOUTING GIBBERISH]

[SHOUTING]

[BARKING]

[ALL APPLAUD]

[SPUTTERS]

[IMITATING JAPANESE]

Come in.

Ooh!

[GRUNTING]

[SINGING IN JAPANESE-SOUNDING
GIBBERISH]

[HONK]

[ALL LAUGHING]

[ALL SHOUTING GIBBERISH]

Mm.

Mm!

"Sank" you.

No, Waki. Naki.

My "mistaki."

[ALL APPLAUD]

Thank you.

[ALL SHOUTING GIBBERISH]

[SPUTTERS]

Oh--! Oh--! Oh--!

Ow, Manchu-y!

Ow!

Mm!

Hippopotamus no good
for this trick.

Hippopotamus.

[GROWLS]

And now we do
very beautiful trick

called "Three High."

Top man stand on
middle man head with toe.

If falling are smashing head,
spilling brains and blood.

Very beautiful.

Who are going to do that?

Top man.

Me no top man.

Top man.

Me no top man.

Top man.

[ALL SHOUTING GIBBERISH]

Ya!

[MOE SCREAMS]

MOE: Oh, that was very bad.

Now are doing much better trick.

Very much harder.
Called "Three High, Low."

If bottom man not careful,
breaking every bone.

Thank you.

Who are--? Bottom man.

Ah--!

No bottom man. Top man.

I say bottom man.

I say top man.

Bottom man.

[ALL SHOUTING GIBBERISH]

Ya! [APPLAUSE]

Ya! Ya!

Get up.

That our concluding performance.

Thank you.

That was wonderful.

[PHONE RINGS]

Excuse me.

Very hot. Must have
refreshments. Thank you.

Whoo-whoo-whoo.

Now, listen--

What's the matter with you?

Give me that.

You got it.

I'd like to see you
do that again.

He did it. Why, you...

Give me that.

Serves you right.

Serves you-- Mm!

[GURGLES]

I'm glad you arrived safe.

I have some impostors in there.

Follow me.

Watch your Ps and Qs.

Don't forget to dot the I's.

Yeah. [GRUNTS]

Shh!

Come on.

So you're Naki, Saki,
and Waki, huh?

You're all wacky!

Grab them in the name
of the New World Order.

[MUFFLED SCREAM]

Oh, you Schweinehund.

I'll fix you!

Hey, Curly, quick!

Shut off the lights!

HUGO: Grab them! Quick!

Don't let them get away!

[g*nshots]

[PUNCHES LANDING] HUGO: Ouch!

CURLY: Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!

Turn on the lights!
I think I got one!

[LOUD CRASH]

So there you are, eh?

[LAUGHS]

Wait a minute. Look at that.

CURLY: Whoo-whoo-whoo!

[g*nshots]

LARRY: Oh! Ow!

Oh! CURLY: Whoo-whoo-whoo.

Ah--! Ah--!

Oh!

[GRUNTING]

Hey, Moe! The wrong Jap.

What are you doing in my hands?

CURLY: Whoo-whoo-whoo!

[CURLY WHOOPS]

CURLY: Turn on the lights.

I got two of 'em.
I'm bumping their heads.

[LOUD BONKING]

LARRY: Oh! MOE: Ouch.

Oh!

Ow!

Ah--! Ah--! Ah--!

[CURLY WHOOPS]

[LOUD CRASH]

CURLY: Ah--! Ah--! Ah--! Whoo--!

[CURLY LAUGHS]

CURLY: Hey, fellas, turn on
the lights. I got another one.

Oh! You Schweinehund.

Now I got you. Why, you...

[BOTH GRUNT]

Take your hands off him!

HUGO: Ow, ow! Hey!

CURLY: Look out!

Bring him over here, Moe!

Bring him over here!

[SHOUTING AND LOUD RIPPING]

Oh!

So you Ratzis
wanted the world, eh?

Well, take it!

[ALL BLOWING]

Is that not a swastika?

Yes, das ist a swastika.
Yes, das ist a swastika.

Is that not a dirty rat?

Yes, das ist a dirty rat.
Yes, das ist a dirty rat.

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