01x64 - The Robots' Robot

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[CLOCK TICKING] [ALARM]

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Neeyoooowwwwmmm!!!

Eeeeerrrtl Oof!

Whoa!

Radical jump, suzy!

Totally.

I almost wiped!

C'mon, Jackson! I'll race ya home!

Last one to the village is as rotten as Robotnik!

Mmmm! Mom's cookin' spaghetti!

I can smell it from here!

I'm starvin'!

[boom]

Hey! What's goin' on?

Wow, the whole village is exploding or somethin'!

More like "or somethin'!"

It's the opposite of exploded it's ;

Oh, what's the word.

Imploded?

Yeah, imploded, that's - Sonic the Hedgehog!!!

Cool!

What's happening, Sonic?

Looks like we got some work to do, IiI' bro!

Some sleazebag imploded these kids' town!

But there's only one person on Mobius who would do something

so incredibly gross and disgusting.

Dr. Robotnik!

Robotnik: [evil laughter] Go ahead!

Help those miserable brats, you pest of a Hedgehog!

And see if I care!

Okay.

Do you care, Your Rankness?

In a word NO!!!

Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Boy, he's in a good mood today!

Yeah!

Because I have another foolproof plan for taking over the planet!

Tell us what it is.

That meaningless little village has been imploded

BY THIS!!! The SPIM!

Super-Planetary Implosion Machine!

Capable of imploding villages, towns,

entire cities, at the push of a button!

Wow! That's mean!

It's so mean, it overwhelms me with joy!

And tomorrow I'm going to use it to force the helpless citizens

of Mobius to grovel at my feet!

And to think the whole machine is powered by THIS!

The Butyl-Lepton Atomic Material Modification Oscillator...

Whew!

What a mouthful!

I hope we get to call it by its initials!

Or, if you prefer to call it by its initials the BLAMMO!

The BLAMMO powers the SPIM?

Exactly!

And tomorrow, everyone on Mobius will submit to me or be IMPLODED

out of existence!

Ooh! Look at it, Scratch!

It GLOWS!

Whoops!

NO!!!

You bungling boltheads!

The BLAMMO is a hair-trigger, highly UNSTABLE device!

The slightest jiggle could set it off and implode the

ENTIRE PLANET!

And us with it!!

That wouldn't have been good!

Yeah! Sorry!

Sorry?

You witless widgets nearly imploded me and you're SORRY!?!

Where did I go wrong with you two?

Why, a complete IDIOT could make a better robot than you!!!

Hey!

Didja hear that?

A complete idiot could make a better robot than us!

Yeah.

Hey!

We're a complete idiot, aren't we?

Hey! We could build OUR OWN robot!!

This is so easy.

We just throw a bunch ' spare parts into the Robot-making

machine!

Just think!

A mindless, heartless, nincombot servant of our very own!

Yeah!

We can boss it around, humiliate it and abuse it

Just like Dr. Robotnik does to us!

We're gonna be PARENTS!

Yep, it's imploded, alright!

Looks like a donut!

What are we gonna do?

Our parents are in there!

We wanna go horne!

[crying] I'm hungry!

Don't worry, kids!

We'll get your village back to normal again,

or I'm a slo-mo.

And I am no slow-mol

Have a donut, champ!

Mmm, mm, mm! Thanks!

In the meantime, we'll pitch camp.

And wait for Robotnik to make a mistake!

But what if he doesn't make a mistake?

If he doesn't, those dumbots Scratch and Grounder will!

In fact, they're prob'ly makin' one RIGHT NOW!

Okay, throw the switch!

Our very own Robot!

Oh, Scratch!

I wonder what it'll look like?

Hey! I lost my nose again!

Here it comes!

I can't wait to give it its first ORDERS!

It's a boy!

He has my chin, and my eyes!

Yeah, but he has MY nose! Gimme that!

What do we call him?

How 'bout "Groundling?"

Forget it, ratchethead!

I was thinkin' along the lines of Scratch II.

AW, no way, exhaust-breath!

He needs a name that'll show how SMART his parents are!

Something imaginative ...like...

Robot!

[beeps]

What do we make him do first?

What do we hate to do the most?

Okay, sl*ve --I mean, son!

Wash!

[beeps]

This is great!

Look at him go!

Yeah, we'll have to make more robots,

so we can RETIRE!

[beeps]

Hey! He's overloading the Super Dish-o-Matic!

Hey! Slow down! STOP!

Dr. Robotnik's gonna be very unhappy.

Robotnik isn't unhappy!

In fact, he's extremely TICKED OFF!!!

WHAT have you done to my china?!?

Uh well, urn, completely trashed it?

And what is THIS?

[beep beep beep]

He's our very own Robot!

Yeah!

Um, we built him to work around the house,

you know, mowing the lawn, emptying the garbage,

doing the er...uh...

Dishes.

You are USELESS!

I'm going to personally take you apart and turn you into a

POPCORN POPPER!!!

You two dumbots!

Now clean up this mess and keep it down!

I'm going to take over Mobius first thing

in the morning, and I need my beauty rest!

Yessir, Your Putridity, sir!

AW, don't pay any attention to him, Robot!

He says he's gonna take us apart all the time!

Uh, Robot?

Scratch: Robot! Stop! Don't touch that!

He took the BLAMMO module!

We gotta stop him!

Robot! Wait! Come back! Oh, no!

We gotta get that BLAMMO back before Dr. Robotnik

finds out it's gone!

Yeah!

And before Robot jiggles it or or drops it or something and the

whole PLANET IMPLODES!

Ooh, what are we gonna do, Scratch?

He's our little snooknums and we're gonna find him!

Cute little robot!

Ahh!

Let's go, Tails!

The game's afoot!

Check out this ad in the morning paper!

"Parents seek Missing Robot!

Last seen leaving Robotnik's fortress carrying a toothbrush,

two pairs of extra underwear, and a highly unstable BLAMMO

device that could easily implode the entire planet!"

An' I just saw that very 'bot headed toward Jumbo canyon!

Jackson, you and Suzy get some more sleep.

We'll be back!

Let's bail, Tails!

Robotnik: Useless! Take you to pieces! Turn you into popcorn popper!

Tricky little tyke!

Whataya think Tails?

Should I triple-spin us a tunnel through the mountain,

go over the top, or run around it?

Let me think.

Scratch: Snookums!

Come to daddy!

Uh-oh! He's headed right for Jumbo Canyon!

He'll set off the BLAMMO module!

Yeah! We're doomed!

LOOK OUT!!!

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

[beeping]

Snookums! Oh no!

What's going on?

He went over the edge!

Do something!

If he hits the bottom, it'll set off the BLAMMO module!

Let's just get one thng straight.

I'm not gonna save him to help you two greasecans!

You're not?

Nope.

I'm gonna save him cuz if I save him,

I save the planet.

And I LOVE savin' Mobius!

What we need here is a little soft water.

That was coolamundo, Sonic!

Yeah, but that little' bot's still on the loose!

And he's still got that BLAMMO thingamajig!

C'mon!

What happened!?!

I can't see!

It's too far down!

Boo!

Eek!

Have a closer look!

Yiiiii!

Guess we gotta face the music!

Yeah! The only music I hear is me whistling!

Oh, no, dim-bot!

We gotta 'fess up to Dr. Robotnik.

He needs the BLAMMO module to run the Super Planetary

Implosion Machine, remember?

Oh yeah.

Gee, do ya think he's noticed that the BLAMMO is missing?

Robotnik: WHERE'S MY BLAMMO!?!?!

I hate it when my plans to become Planetary Dictator

are ruined before breakfast!

Ooh!

Where's my S.S.S.S.S. Squad?

They must be behind this COMPLETE DISASTER!!!

We're here, your Supreme Smelliness, sir!

Well, good morning!

Out for a little stroll?

How lovely.

Now... WHERE'S MY BLAMMO!?!

Our very own Robot ran away with it, sir!

Yeah. And now the Hedgehog is after it!

The HEDGEHOG!?!

A miserable morning just got worse.

Where are you going, your Rotten-ness?

I'm going to find that brat Robot of yours,

get my BLAMMO, thr*aten Mobius with implosion

and take over the planet!

Any questions?

Yeah! Can-

Too bad!

I'll ask him later!

[beeping] Huh?

Jackson, wake up!

Huh?

W-What's up?

Shh. Listen!

Somebody's crying!

[beeping]

It's a little Robot!

Yeah, but he's kinda cute.

And he's really scared!

It's okay, IiI' robot.

We're not gonna hurtcha.

[whistles]

I don't think he can talk.

Whatcha lookin' at?

It's okay.

I bet these are his parents.

Man! They're ygly.

[angry beeps]

Jackson!

Sorry.

I guess he misses his parents just like us.

Sonic can help us. Can't he?!

Whattaya know!

He came right to our camp!

Hey, little 'bot!

Don't be scared.

Sonic's cool!

Looks like you scooped up a little doo-dad that could

implode the whole planet!

That must be it!

Can we borrow that, kiddo?

[beep beep]

That's it.

Just hand it to me nice and...

and gently -

Look out! Get it!

I got it!

Which means I've got the power to IMPLODE Mobius!

We'll go stop him.

You kids hang tight!

Gatta fly, guys!

C'mon, Tails!

Now I just hook up the BLAMMO to the SPIM,

and Mobius is mine!

Blast that Hedgehog!

I'll lose him in the Lava Pools!

Man, it's HOT down here.

Yeah, but it's a dry heat - NOT!

[evil laughter]

Fried Hedgehog!

Look out, Sonic!

Uh, oh!

Thanks, IiI bot.

Drat that junkpile robot!

Let's see how they handle the FROZEN LAKE!

Whoops!

Guess I shoulda brought some ice skates!

Thanks again, Robot!

Have some Burrobots, Hedgehog!

Burrobots!

The trouble with 'em

is they can't swim!

Sonic got away AGAIN.

No matter he'll never get into my FORTRESS!

He made it inside!

Now what are we gonna do?

Well, let's see, .if I dig a tunnel under the fortress

no, too much time.

Maybe if I disguise myself as a pizza delivery guy -

No...

Now THAT is one handy Robot!

Now that I have the BLAMMO, Mobius is mine!

But first, I'm going to implode a certain pesky...

Hedgehog?

Hafta catch me first!

You wouldn't implode a cute little tyke like this, wouldja?

I know a coupla parents who would be upset!

Dr. Robotnik!

Please don't implode our sl*ve!

Snookums.

Yeah! Don't implode our sl*ve, Snookums!

Move, you metal morons!

Fine.

I should have imploded you two nincombots AGES ago!

Zo we cross-wire ze fibrillator, depolarize ze co- processor,

re-doohickey ze whatzit, und calibrate zee proper coordinates

so zat Ze first time he pushes ze IIImplodell button Ze village

is UNIMPLODED!

Und then re-calibrate ze whatchamacallit so zat ze SECOND

time he pushes ze button..

What's the matter with this blasted thing!?!

He IMPLODES HIS OWN FORTRESS!

After a very, very, very small delay!

Hguaa!

Robotnik: My fortress!

My beautiful fortress!

I HATE that Hedgehog!

I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!

Don't worry, Robotnik!

You'll figure ut how to unimplode yourself eventually!

Our snookums!

We want our snookums!

Whattaya say, Robot?

You wanna stay with those losers?

[beeps]

Couldn'ta put it better myself.

But what ARE we gonna do with ya?

I got an idea, Sonic!

Remember Scrap Valley?

The home for misfit robots!

Way to be, Tails --clever as a fox!

Do ya think he'll like living in Scrap Valley?

Ab-so-Iutely!

After all, they speak his language!

[beeping]

Uh oh! Did I leave the iron on?

On the floor in a fire, bots!

Don't breathe the smoke!

If the door is hot, don't open it!

Find another way out!

No fire escape?!

Yah!

Remember, when you carelessly mess with fire

you're gonna get b*rned.

Sonic says!