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07x47 - Crazy as a Lunatone

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Pokémon". Aired: April 1, 1997 – present.*
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Japanese anime follows Ash a young trainer of fictional creatures called Pokémon.

07x47 - Crazy as a Lunatone

Post by bunniefuu »

Looked like the meteorite landed right around here.

I agree. Let's go.

Activate the Mystery Pokémon Device.

Okay!

And there it is. Perfect!

Mary, the m*ssile, now!

MARY 'm*ssile launching!'

[expl*si*n]

[chuckles]

Look at that glow!

[CALM]

That must be a Pokémon from outer space!

Let's catch it!

MARY 'Right away!'

[WORRIED]/[FOCUSED]

KEN/MARY [groaning]

That Pokémon is really strong!

Fire the Capture Beam, quickly!

Okay!

[PAINED]

Bulls eye! Continue running down its energy.

This mystery Pokémon will be ours!

[PAINED]

[groaning]

Huh?

Uh?

[FOCUSED]/[DETERMINED]

♪ Pokémon ♪

♪ Every Trainer has a choice ♪

♪ To listen to that voice inside ♪

♪ I know the battle may be long ♪

♪ Winners may have come and gone ♪

♪ I will carry on ♪

♪ Yeah this dream will last forever ♪

♪ This dream will never die ♪

♪ We will rise to meet the challenge every time ♪

♪ Advanced Challenge ♪

♪ Yeah this dream will keep us together ♪

♪ This shows that you and I ♪

♪ Will be the best that the world ever seen ♪

♪ 'Cause we will always will follow this dream ♪

♪ Pokémon ♪♪

ASH "Crazy as a Lunatone."

NARRATOR Still striving toward the Hoenn League

Ash's next Gym battle is a ferry ride away.

So our heroes head toward the port in Lilycove City.

Looks like the next stop is Volley Town!

I can't wait for a hot bath at the Pokémon Center!

'Our Pokémon could use a rest too.'

PIKACHU [AGREEMENT]

Hey, did you guys just hear the Twerps talking?

Who cares about them losers anyway?

According to my trusty grapevine

I heard that a meteorite just landed not too far

from here, and that's where the real money is!

How can there be money inside a burnt piece of space junk?

Easy, there are meteorite collectors

who'll pay top dollar for anything

that comes crashing down from the sky!

So giving it to the Boss

would be like giving him a blank check!

- And us a promotion! - Maybe even stock options!

TEAM ROCKET It's like money in the bank!

[EXCITED]

Volley Town sure is quiet.

PIKACHU [CURIOUS]

MAY A bit too quiet for my taste.

MAX Maybe everyone goes to bed early here?

Hello, anyone here?

[EXERTION]

MAY We'd like some assistance, please!

- Wow. It's empty. - They'll be back.

Why don't we hang out in the lobby and wait?

That sounds good.

ASH/MAY/MAX/BROCK Huh?

- Nurse Joy! Hi! - Hello.

- Uh.. - What is it you want?

You see, our Pokémon really need a rest.

I'm sorry.

Not today.

[CURIOUS]

Equipment has broken down.

This is really weird.

We'd like a room, please.

That will be impossible. I'm sorry.

We're completely booked up.

Wait! Please, Nurse Joy!

[groans]

MAY 'I was so looking forward to that bath.'

Don't you think Nurse Joy was acting a little strange?

That Nurse Joy is a phony!

- What? - What're you talking about?

Nurse Joys are unique

each with their own very special gifts.

'But there are certain attributes'

'shared by all Nurse Joys'

'in the midst of their uniqueness.'

And those attributes would be?

- A romantic allure. - An allure?

So that romantic allure was missing

from that last Nurse Joy?

Though she was wearing my favorite scent

Nurse Joy number .

[SHOCKED]

There's a Nurse Joy perfume?

Hey, you guys. Can we talk about this later?

Preferably over dinner?

[chuckles] I forgot.

Good idea, Max. I'm starving too!

[EXERTION]

[EXERTION]/[SURPRISED]

- Huh? - What's the matter, Brock?

BROCK 'I don't see my Lombre anywhere.'

ASH 'What?'

[INTRIGUED]/[STARTLED]

- We got it! - Captured!

Stop right there!

That's my Pokémon! Leave it alone!

This is an extraterrestrial Pokémon that we found.

That's not true! Just take a look!

It's a regular old Lombre!

- Impossible! Dexter! - Right away!

Lombre, the Jolly Pokémon.

Lombre is the evolved form of Lotad.

Lombre, return now!

- Huh? - Huh?

What's up with you guys anyway?

We search for the Pokémon behind every mystery!

P-M-C!

We're the Pokémon Mystery Club!

I'm Ken!

I'm Mary!

I remember you guys!

Weren't you after the Cleffa and their spaceship?

- You've met? - You've met?

They're two people who chase

after mysterious things.

What're you chasin' after this time?

Pokémon from outer space. What do you think?

The PMC firmly believes that Pokémon from other planets

came to Earth riding upon flaming comets.

We were examining a mysterious meteorite

that recently crash-landed.

But now something mysterious has happened

to our memories and we can't seem to remember

what even happened.

- Huh? - Huh? Not a thing?

No, nothing, a space Pokémon shockwave

must have erased our memories.

And our research shows that the same shockwave

must have erased the memories of the villagers as well.

These anti-shock helmets will protect us big time!

KEN/MARY Hm.

Success in catching that mysterious Pokémon is ours!

- Onward and upward! - Let's go!

Wow, a Pokémon from outer space?

Do you think there really is such a thing?

Could be, I've heard theories that say Clefairy and Starmie

are from outer space, who knows?

But I'm concerned with what they just said

about the villagers

that they were hit by shockwaves too!

Maybe that's why Nurse Joy was acting strange

at the Pokémon Center.

Come on! I think we should go back there and check it out now!

Be careful, guys, there might be a Space Pokémon

that's still in there controlling Nurse Joy's brain.

Ready to go?

BROCK/MAY/MAX Okay.

Hold on, I could've sworn

I heard the annoying voices of Twerps.

- Really? - Come on, guys.

We got a meteorite to catch!

Since we didn't find nothing but a big hole

where that meteorite landed, someone took it!

I'll bet you some small town village nobody picked it up.

Yes, but if it was someone

who actually knew its true value

they would hide it in the ritziest building in town.

- Right! - The Pokémon Center!

You're the locksmith, Meowth, so start locksmithing.

I still got it.

Quick. The key to our future success awaits.

- Watch it! One at a time! - Aah!

TEAM ROCKET [grunts]

- Huh? - Did you guys hear that?

It came from over there.

- Let's check it out. - Hm.

Ow! That meteorite ain't goin' anywhere, you know.

Well, that's just great.

I lost my Team Rocket flashlight!

I'm sorry. It's not going to find us, you know.

Where could my flashlight have gone?

'Oh, there you are.'

MEOWTH/JESSIE Ugh!

[gasping]

What's that?

[WORRIED]

I bet that's the Space Pokémon

Ken and Mary are looking for.

So you think what those two weirdoes were saying

is really true?

It can't be.

There's just one way to find out for sure.

Prepare for trouble, truer words were never spoken!

Double that, my flashlight isn't broken!

To protect the world from devastation!

To unite all people within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

- I'm Jessie! - And I'm James!

Vroom! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!

Meowth, that's right!

[PROUD]

[PROUD]

Team Rocket!

What are you doing here?

Hey, I'll bet you Twerps

are after that meteorite, right?

- What? - What meteorite?

Who said that? What?

Why don't you just tell them everything, Meowth?

- 'Who's there?' - Huh?

- It's Nurse Joy. - She's coming this way.

TEAM ROCKET Ah! Run for it!

[screaming]

Phew!

[panting] Huh?

What're you Twerps following us for?

- Uh, sorry. - I guess we all got scared.

- Uh? - Huh?

What was that sound?

[rattling]

Flashlight.

[CALM]

[gasping]

Lunatone, the Meteorite Pokémon.

Lunatone is believed by some people

to have come from outer space.

'It moves around most actively during full moons'

'and its powerful red eyes instill fear'

'in anyone who beholds them.'

That's a Lunatone.

Hey, I like your style!

[HYPNOSIS MOVE]

[gasping]

What happened?

All of you! Get out now!

- Snap out of it! - Yeah, Jess, get a grip!

Hey, hold on. What just happened to me?

You turned into some sort of crazed, robotic freak.

Lunatone must have been using Hypnosis.

Then I'll bet that's what it's been doin'

to Nurse Joy and to all the rest of the people

that are in this town.

But why would it do that?

[SCARED]

Meowth, what's Lunatone saying?

It's scared. It's saying that it's scared.

Scared of what?

TEAM ROCKET Huh?

You should be nicer to Lunatone.

You all must leave at once!

ASH/BROCK/MAY/MAX It's Nurse Joy!

We'll stay put, thank you!

While it's upsetting we didn't get a hold of that meteorite.

A Lunatone should go a long way toward healing the pain!

I'm starting to feel better already!

Go! Cacnea! Needle Arm.

[APPEARING]/[EXCITED]

Do Needle Arm on Lunatone, not me!

Seviper, I chose you!

[APPEARING]

Seviper, use Bite on Lunatone now!

[BITE MOVE]/[NEEDLE ARM MOVE]

Dodge it, Lunatone!

[PSYCHIC MOVE]

[SHOCKED]/[PAINED]

- Huh! - What's their problem?

Lunatone must've used Psychic Attack!

[FOCUSED]/[PAINED]

- Oh, no! - There's the Nurse Joy I know!

Really? So then who was I before?

Your mind was controlled by a Lunatone.

But how was that possible?

LUNATONE [WEAK]

Um-hm, Lunatone is saying

that it ain't got so much energy left.

[WEAK]

Um, um-hm.

It's also saying it got attacked

by a couple of strange humans

and it was pretty bad.

- Bet I know who that was. - It was those two from PMC!

[WEAK]/[PAINED]

Hm, um-hm.

Says if it can catch a little moonlight

everything will be fine!

'Lunatone was only controlling the villagers'

'so they'd protect it just until the moon came back out.'

I can understand why it's so scared.

It makes sense now.

What really makes sense is to catch a Pokémon

while it's weak.

Seviper, Poison Tail Attack!

Cacnea, Needle Arm, now!

[EXERTION/[ATTACK]

Okay, Pikachu! Let's help Lunatone!

[DETERMINED]

Now, Thunderbolt!

[THUNDERBOLT MOVE]

[PAINED]

[screaming]

Well, that didn't go as planned.

I wasn't aware that there was a plan!

Well, if you really wanna know I can tell you

what you should plan for next.

[FRUSTRATED]

TEAM ROCKET We're blasting off again!

WOBBUFFET [ANNOYED]

Oh, no. Lunatone looks bad.

There's gotta be something we can do to help.

[CONCERNED]

BROCK 'Nurse Joy, what do you think?'

NURSE JOY 'Lunatone will feel better after taking this medicine.'

'But its energy has dropped to a serious level.'

Hold on. Meowth said it needs moonlight.

'That's true, it should recover'

once it sees the light of a full moon.

Do you know when the next full moon might be?

It's a full moon tonight!

That means Lunatone's gonna be okay, right?

What a relief!

There's just one problem

you can't see the moon from Volley Town.

- Huh! - Why can't you?

NURSE JOY Volley Town is surrounded on all sides

by high mountains and very steep cliffs.

Now what?

Isn't there somewhere else

we could take it?

Well, there is a place called Camerupt Point

which is located right on the edge of town.

So, we'll take it there.

Yes, there are two humps rising up like Camerupt humps

and just beyond them you can see the moon.

But how're we gonna get Lunatone there in the first place?

[WEAK]/[PAINED]

We gotta think of a plan for how all of us

can carry Lunatone up to Camerupt Point.

Hm, I'm afraid getting it up there

could be a lot harder than it seems.

Why do you say that, Brock?

If Lunatone is the Space Pokémon

that the PMC is after

they're still out there.

We're really gonna have to be careful

not to run into the two of them.

This was a great idea, Brock.

As long as we keep taking it easy

everything should be fine.

Pikachu, how's Lunatone doin' in there?

[WEAK]

[CARING]

PMC 'Hold it!'

I don't suppose you've seen any Pokémon

from space lurking around?

- Pokémon from space you say? - Gee, I hope not.

I've never even heard of such a thing.

Alright, then.

What is that you're pulling there?

It's a full moon tonight, so we're havin' a moon party!

- Yeah, that's right! - Well, guys, let's go!

MAY/BROCK/MAX/JOY Okay!

- Hm. - Hm.

You know, for a moon party that's a lot to carry.

I'm detecting a mystery.

And there's a Pokémon at the heart of every mystery!

Quick! The Mystery Pokémon Collector!

You got it.

[grunting]

Hey. They're gone.

I guess that means we fooled them.

Nurse Joy, any idea how much further

it is to Camerupt Point?

As soon as we pass through that valley up ahead

we'll be there in no time.

Awesome! I can't wait to get there!

- Hey, is that Camerupt Point? - Sure looks like it.

'And they really do look just like Camerupt humps!'

Hm, we only have minutes before the full moon.

So let's get going!

Hm, it looks like we made it just in time.

- Yeah, you're right. - Pikachu. Lunatone.

Come on out, you guys.

[EXCITED]

[CURIOUS]

We should have a full moon in about five minutes.

This is great, Lunatone.

You'll be feeling a lot better soon.

[GRATEFUL]

Hey guys, look!

- Uh, it's huge! - Gigantic!

And now Lunatone is gonna get all its strength back.

[DISAPPOINTED]

- Lunatone! What's goin' on? - That's not a full moon.

ASH/MAY What?

TEAM ROCKET Hello!

- It's Team Rocket! - Not you again!

What do you want this time?

Last time we were together.

We left a little too abruptly and forgot something.

So we came back for it!

No, you don't!

- Huh! - Ah!

KEN 'The mystery is over!'

The destiny of that Lunatone is to be with us!

Just like all mysterious Space Pokémon are meant to be.

It's those PMC guys!

Get your claw off!

You can't steal something we're stealing!

And who are you lugs anyways?

Well, we know you! You're Team Rocket!

There's nothing too mysterious about that.

Sorry, but all mysterious Pokémon belong to us!

You? Aren't you those cleffa-chasing weirdoes?

Huh, that's rich, someone from Team Rocket calling usweird.

Take that back, you're much weirder than we are!

Afraid not, when you look up weird

your picture's in the dictionary!

If you're weird enough to be seen as weird

by weirdoes like us, you're weird!

So you're admitting that you really are weird.

- I got you! - Wait, uh..

- Let's back up. - So, shall we?

Yes, let's go.

[Team Rocket screaming]

TEAM ROCKET I'm not feeling very good!

I'll just wrap this up.

[screaming]

- That was kind of weird. - Who are you calling weird?

Perhaps there are more important things to worry about!

But I'm not weird!

JESSIE Am I?

KEN 'Now, for that Lunatone!'

MARY 'Capture mode!'

- They're coming! - We'll stop 'em!

Iron Tail, Pikachu!

I got this!

[PAINED]/[WEAK]

- Pikachu! - Mudkip, Water g*n now!

[APPEARING]/[WATER g*n MOVE]

KEN 'Ha-ha-ha! You must be kidding!'

MARY 'Water isn't gonna hurt us!'

[PAINED]

- Mudkip, no! - Beautifly! Silver Wind!

[SILVER WIND MOVE]

[PMC screaming]

What's going on?

That wind, it's blocking our view!

KEN/MARY 'Help!'

Now, Mudkip, use Water g*n one more time. Go!

[WATER g*n MOVE]

[PMC screaming]

Go, Pikachu! Use Thunderbolt!

[THUNDERBOLT MOVE]

[PMC groaning]

We shut them down!

[HAPPY]

Hey! Look, guys!

ASH/MAY/BROCK/MAX Huh!

The Full Moon! And this time it's for real!

- Sure is. Just in time! - Beautiful.

[REVIVING]

Lunatone already looks better.

Great! We're so happy for you!

[GRATEFUL]

KEN 'Not so quick!'

'Unlike Team Rocket, the PMC doesn't just blast off!'

Now, are you ready to catch Lunatone, Mary?

I am!

Not again!

KEN/MARY 'That mysterious Pokémon is ours!'

[ATTACK]

Hey, look!

Lunatone is using Hidden Power!

[HIDDEN POWER MOVE]

[screaming]

- But this isn't our thing! - Only weirdos blast off!

KEN/MARY Bon voyagefrom the PMC!

[PROUD]

That Hidden Power was awesome!

[EXCITED]

[RELIEVED]

So do you guys think that Lunatone really

is from outer space?

I have no idea, May, but I'll tell you

I sure do love a good mystery.

Yeah, I do too.

[GRATEFUL]

- See you, Lunatone! - Take care of yourself!

- Goodbye, Lunatone! - Yeah, goodbye!

[FRIENDLY]

NARRATOR It wasn't easy protecting Lunatone from harm.

But as our heroes prepare to resume their journey

toward Lilycove City

they do so with a renewed appreciation

for just how mysterious the world of Pokémon can be.

♪ I will carry on ♪

♪ Yeah this dream will last forever ♪

♪ This dream will never die ♪

♪ We will rise to meet the challenge every time ♪

♪ Advanced Challenge ♪

♪ Yeah this dream keeps us together ♪

♪ This shows that you and I ♪

♪ Will be the best that the world's ever seen ♪

♪ Because we always will follow this dream ♪

♪ Pokémon ♪♪