Saburo: Dance like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
Saburo: I always get my target, 'cause I'm Saburo the Pickpocket!
Jiro: Blackmail, blackmail, take 'em for all they've got!
Jiro: I'm the guy everyone hates, Jiro the Extortionist!
Ichiro: Always wearing a bright salesman smile,
Ichiro: a million shady contracts to my name, I'm Ichiro the Conman!
All: Put us...
All: ...together...
All: ...and you've got:
All: The Crime Brothers!
Ichiro: All right, who's our target today?
Nana: What should I make for dinner tonight?
Saburo: Come on, come on, come on!
Nana: Something healthy maybe? Like stewed vegetables and grilled fish, perhaps?
Nana: Ah! Sl...Sli-
On Screen,Nana: Note: In Japanese, the words for pickpocket and slippers both begin with a "sli" sound.
Nana: I wore my slippers outside!
Nana: Goodness, this always happens when I'm lost in thought.
Saburo: Don't scare me!
Nana: Oopsie-daisy!
On Screen,Title: Target Crazy Criminal Brother Trio
Nana: Sorry, everyone.
Lambo: No way!
Lambo: {\an}No dinner?
Lambo: {\an}No dinner?
Nana: I'm so sorry!
Lambo: Why? Why? Why?
I-Pin: Why? What happened?
Nana: Somebody stole my wallet.
Nana: I think it happened when I went out earlier.
Tsuna: Darn. Your wallet... but you should have some savings, right?
Nana: Well, your father used it all up on a gold pick and shovel.
Tsuna: He's such a fool!
Nana: I've heard there are a lot of pickpockets around here, so I'd thought I was being careful.
All: It's killin' time.
Tsuna: They're completely in sync!
Tsuna: Even Futa!
Tsuna: Knowing them, they'll probably go through with it.
Tsuna: Hold on, guys, calm down.
Tsuna: You can have my instant ramen.
Bianchi: I want tonkotsu ramen.
Reborn: Miso for me.
Lambo: Seafood for me!
I-Pin: Yakisoba's best!
Futa: I like udon noodles, actually, Big Tsuna!
Tsuna: Quick switch...
Nana: I'm truly sorry, everyone.
Nana: Dad's salary payment comes in tomorrow, so it's just for one day, okay?
Tsuna: Does that mean...
On Screen,Tsuna: Salary
Tsuna: Salary from the Vongola Family?
Tsuna: Not sure how I feel about that...
Reborn: Don't worry, Mama.
Reborn: Starting tomorrow, I'll guard you to make sure nobody takes your wallet.
Bianchi: You can count on us.
Nana: Thanks, that makes me feel a lot better.
Reborn: You're coming too.
Tsuna: Wh-Why me?
Reborn: To help make the world a better place!
Reborn: Getting the bad guys is part of the Mafia's job.
Tsuna: The Mafia's job?
Tsuna: Not convincing at all!
Bianchi: Anyway, it should be fun tomorrow.
Futa: I'll do my best!
I-Pin: Leave it to I-Pin!
Lambo: They'll learn the terror of Lambo!
Reborn: All right then, let's eat Tsuna's instant ramen and go to bed early.
Main: ,Yeah!
Tsuna: Guys, stop looking like you're about to s*ab someone!
Tsuna: Aren't you ashamed?
Reborn: It's not a proper escort unless you go all the way.
Tsuna: But we stick out like sore thumbs!
Tsuna: Seriously, we look creepy!
Reborn: Well, it wouldn't be any fun if we terrified our target so much he didn't show.
Reborn: Mama, I want to drink coffee made from the beans this shop sells.
Nana: Do you?
Nana: Well then, let's buy some.
Lambo: Lambo wants soft-serve ice cream!
Nana: Okay, you got it.
I-Pin: Mama, that smells good!
Nana: You want roasted chestnuts? Okay.
Futa: Mama, the crackers here are ranked quite high!
Lambo: Soft-serve ice cream!
Main: ,Okay, okay...
Main: ,Crackers!
Nana: Don't be in such a rush.
I-Pin: Chestnuts, chestnuts!
Reborn: Coffee first.
Tsuna: What are you guys here for?
Bianchi: They're such kids.
Bianchi: This would work great in my poison cooking!
Tsuna: The sloth is not food!
Lambo: This way!
Futa: No, this way first.
Lambo: Soft-serve ice cream!
Main: ,Crackers!
Saburo: That's the woman whose wallet I took, no doubt about it.
Jiro: She's pretty unlucky.
Ichiro: Yeah. We're going after her twice.
Saburo: I'll do it like yesterday, bro.
Saburo: You can trust Saburo the Pickpocket!
Ichiro: Go for it.
Jiro: We'll watch your handiwork from here.
Saburo: Leave it to me!
Nana: You all got what you wanted, right?
All: Yeah!
Nana: What about you, Tsu-kun?
Tsuna: No, I'm...
Tsuna: But if I gave Kyoko-chan a bouquet would she be happy?
Kyoko: Flowers! I love them!
Kyoko: Thanks, Tsuna-kun!
Main: ,Naw...
Kyoko: You're so sweet!
Tsuna: Nah, like I said...
Kyoko: Tsuna-kun!
Haru: It's Tsuna-san!
Tsuna: No, nah...
Tsuna: Kyoko-chan!
Tsuna: Haru!
Kyoko: What are you doing here?
Nana: Hi there!
Kyoko: Are you all shopping?
Nana: Yup!
Tsuna: I didn't want to come along, but lucky for me I got to see Kyoko-chan!
Haru: How lucky of me to bump into you shopping!
Haru: Fate must have brought us together!
Tsuna: No way, not a chance!
Haru: Oh, perfect timing!
Haru: There's something I wanted to show you!
Tsuna: What? Me?
Haru: A new version of the Namahage costume, for the school fair!
Tsuna: You're wearing that Namahage thing again?
Haru: This version has scales going up and down its back, like a monster!
Tsuna: Um, you really don't have to wear that.
Saburo: Idiots.
Saburo: They're so busy yapping, they'll be easy marks.
Bianchi: What are you doing to my precious ingredients?
Tsuna: Are you okay?
Main: ,Wait. Bianchi?
Bianchi: I gave up on the sloth and decided to go with a python.
Bianchi: I think it'll taste better.
Tsuna: That's not the point...
Tsuna: Sorry, sorry! I'm really sorry!
Saburo: Shut up!
Saburo: Get lost!
Saburo: What's with you?
Saburo: Is she on to me?
Saburo: Is she?
Saburo: Did she figure out I was trying to pickpocket?
I-Pin: Training dummy!
Tsuna: Training dummy?
I-Pin: Thought they were gone.
I-Pin: Good memories!
Reborn: It's a dummy I-Pin used to use as a sandbag when she trained.
Tsuna: That's him?
Tsuna: Ah... She doesn't have her glasses.
Tsuna: No, I-Pin, he's just some random guy, he's not your-
I-Pin: Gyoza Kempo!
Tsuna: Too late...
Nana: Was that some kind of street performance?
Kyoko: He can jump all over the place!
Kyoko: What a fascinating person.
Haru: Dangerous and strange...
Tsuna: Thank goodness...
Tsuna: The Gyoza Kempo controls its opponent without revealing itself.
Tsuna: But I wonder if he's okay.
Jiro: What the hell are you doing?
Ichiro: He flew in...
Jiro: Either way, I guess that means Saburo's still a kid.
Jiro: Let me go next, bro.
Ichiro: Okay, do your stuff.
Jiro: I won't screw up like Saburo.
Jiro: I'm Jiro the Extortionist.
Jiro: Here's how I work:
Jiro: I carry this pot, and deliberately bump into them,
Jiro: then yell at them and make them pay for it!
Nana: I'm sorry!
Nana: Let me pay for that!
Jiro: Kind-looking ladies like that make perfect targets!
Lambo: Hey, Mama, Lambo-san wants more ice cream...
Nana: You're finished already?
Tsuna: No more, Lambo.
Tsuna: You'll make yourself sick.
Bianchi: You'll have to go to the bathroom.
Nana: That's right.
Nana: Don't you have some candy?
Lambo: I put it in my hair...
Lambo: Nobody else can have it!
Lambo: That's not candy.
Jiro: Okay, here goes!
Jiro: What now?
Tsuna: An expl*si*n?
Lambo: Lambo-san knows nothing!
Nana: It's Sunday!
Nana: They must be having fireworks for a special event.
I-Pin: China celebrates with firecrackers!
I-Pin: Bang, bang!
Tsuna: Oh, you think?
Tsuna: Lately, I've been kinda sensitive to explosions...
Waiter: This is the repair bill for the roof.
Waiter: Pay as soon as possible, please.
Ichiro: You useless fools!
Saburo: Sorry.
Jiro: Yeah, sorry!
Ichiro: Are you screwing with me?
Saburo: Never, bro!
Saburo: That Chinese kid did something weird to me!
Jiro: Some kind of expl*sive hit me...
Ichiro: Cut the excuses!
Ichiro: I can't trust you guys.
Ichiro: I'll go myself.
Saburo: Th-Then...
Jiro: You're going to do that...?
Ichiro: Yes, I swear on my name, Ichiro the Conman,
Ichiro: eldest of the famous crime brothers,
Ichiro: that I'll get money from her again.
Tsuna: Yes?
Ichiro: Hello there.
Ichiro: Nice to meet you.
Ichiro: Excuse me for bothering you at such a busy time.
Tsuna: Huh?
Ichiro: I sell educational materials that will vastly improve your grades.
Ichiro: Gain their trust with smooth talk and a smile,
Ichiro: and sell them insanely-expensive fake textbooks. That's how I roll.
Ichiro: Actually, your father spoke to me yesterday...
Tsuna: What? My dad?
Ichiro: Yes...
Ichiro: I've already checked you out. Your dad's not here.
Tsuna: Um, my dad's not here right now, and my mom's out...
Ichiro: Is that so?
Ichiro: Man, seeing him up close, he looks pretty dumb.
Tsuna: I think my mom will be back soon.
Ichiro: Well then, I'll wait for her inside.
Tsuna: Inside?
Ichiro: Is that all right?
Ichiro: I came a long way just for you.
Main: ,H-Huh?
Ichiro: Please, don't mind me.
Tsuna: I lost to his perfect smile...
Ichiro: In a con, it's all about the mind games.
Ichiro: Now that I'm inside, I've as good as won.
Ichiro: Oh, thank you.
Tsuna: Ah, that's...!
Tsuna: Hey, Bianchi!
Ichiro: Don't mind if I do...
Tsuna: Bianchi!
Tsuna: No poison cooking!
Bianchi: I just put it there.
Bianchi: I didn't tell him to drink it.
Tsuna: Are you okay?
Ichiro: May... May I please use your bathroom?
Tsuna: Here you are.
Ichiro: Thank you...
Lambo: I'm a cauliflower monster!
Lambo: Wait!
Ichiro: What the heck?
Ichiro: Stop it!
Tsuna: A-Are you okay?
Ichiro: Yeah, fine...
I-Pin: Oh no!
I-Pin: Mr. Kawahira is going to complain that his ramen's cold again!
Tsuna: Adult I-Pin!
I-Pin: I've gotta hurry!
Lambo: Hello, Young Vongola.
Lambo: Honestly...
Lambo: I was entertaining at a Family party too...
Main: ,There!
Lambo: Hawaiian Mambo!
Lambo: Goodness me, I don't believe I've seen you before.
Lambo: Who might this be, Young Vongola?
Tsuna: How can I explain?
Lambo: Forget about it.
Lambo: Party with me!
Main: ,There!
Lambo: Hawaiian Mambo!
Ichiro: Let go of me!
Lambo: Hawaiian Mambo!
Ichiro: What the hell was that?
Gokudera: Hi, boss!
Gokudera: What the heck are you guys doing here?
Ryohei: Kyoko and I were invited!
Yamamoto: What's wrong with that?
Main: ,Huh? Guys?
Gokudera: Boss!
Yamamoto: A guest?
Tsuna: Yeah.
Ichiro: Why, hello there, everyone.
Ichiro: I sell educational materials that are sure to be of great use to you.
Ichiro: Maybe I'll sell these idiots some too.
Yamamoto: Educational materials?
Ichiro: These days, elementary and middle school grades determine your whole life,
Ichiro: so that's why you need my company's study guides!
Ichiro: First, you scare them...
Gokudera: I don't need that.
Ryohei: Not interested.
Ichiro: Um...
Ichiro: You'd better act now, or it'll be too late.
Ichiro: It'd be great if every household could hire tutors, but that's just not possible.
Reborn: Don't worry.
Reborn: Their tutor is here.
Tsuna: Reborn, you'll just make things more complicated.
Ichiro: What an adorable baby!
Ichiro: I almost want to take him home.
Ichiro: I don't have time to deal with these kids.
Ichiro: Listen, even if you have a private tutor, it's not enough!
Ichiro: If you rely on the skills of a simple tutor, the times are sure to leave you behind!
Reborn: Say that again
Main: ,and I'll slice your head open.
Tsuna: Stop it, Reborn.
Tsuna: As for you, I really don't think you should say bad things about tutors...
Ichiro: But you know, all tutors are idiots...
Reborn: You just dug your own grave.
Reborn: Don't move.
Reborn: I'm going to k*ll you.
Ichiro: Why is there a log here?
Ichiro: I-It's a snake!
Bianchi: Naughty boy.
Bianchi: Dinner shouldn't run.
Gokudera: S-Sis...
Ichiro: Save me!
Futa: Pythons rank third in the list of best ingredients for poison cooking.
Ichiro: Stop!
Ichiro: Dynamite?!
Ichiro: What is wrong with this house?!
Tsuna: I warned him...
Yamamoto: He left his bag.
Main: ,What?
Tsuna: Isn't that my mom's wallet?
Gokudera: Wh-What do you mean?
Tsuna: That man was the pickpocket!
Reborn: Tsuna, go kick the crap out of him.
Main: ,What? But then...
Tsuna: Re-Born!
On Screen,Tsuna: Re-Born
Tsuna: I'll b*at the crap out of the pickpocket like my life depends on it!
Ichiro: Boss, please!
Ichiro: They're too much for us!
Ichiro: You and your men need to take care of them!
Jiro: Please!
On Screen,Jiro: Boss
Boss: Leave it to us.
Tsuna: Freeze, pickpocket!
Boss: I think I've seen him before...
Ichiro: It's that kid!
Ichiro: It's him, boss!
Boss: No, please, not him...
Tsuna: No one's gonna stop me!
Boss: Strike!
Ichiro: R-Run!
Tsuna: Hold it!
Jiro: What is that kid?
Saburo: He's running after us, naked!
Ichiro: We picked the wrong family!
Ichiro: There!
Ichiro: Run in there!
Jiro: Please, Mr. Policeman!
Jiro: Arrest us!
Ichiro: We're a pickpocket, an extortionist and a conman!
Ichiro: The Crime Brothers!
Nana: Thank you for waiting, everyone!
Nana: It's all done!
All: Crab hot pot!
Nana: I didn't get to make dinner yesterday,
Nana: so I thought we should have a hot pot party!
Nana: It's the perfect dish this time of year.
Futa: I love hot pot!
Main: ,So let's all eat up.
All: Let's eat!
Kyoko: I'll serve it to you, Ryohei.
Main: ,Sure!
Haru: It's delicious!
Gokudera: But what happened to the boss?
Reborn: Tsuna?
Reborn: He's probably having an experience that's very important to a Mafia boss.
Tsuna: Let me out!
Tsuna: I have nothing to do with them!
Police: Shut up!
Police: You were wandering around in your underwear. You must be one of them!
Tsuna: I'm not!
Reborn: Everything's an experience, Tsuna.
Reborn: The horoscope for...
Ipin: ...next week!
Col: The best three, maggot!
Lambo: Lambo-san is here too!
Reborn: You do this then.
Col: That's right, maggot!
Lambo: Hold... it... in...
Ipin: The third sign for next week...
On Screen,Caption: Leo Capture the heart of the one you love with animal-shaped chocolate!
Lambo: ...will be Leo.
Col: Number two for next week...
On Screen,Caption: Sagittarius Obligation chocolate may bring you an unexpected surprise!
Lambo: ...will be Sagittarius.
Reborn: And the top sign...
On Screen,Caption: Aquarius Handmade chocolate is good luck!
Lambo: ...will be Aquarius.
Main: ,Ciao-ciao.
Main: ,Bye-bye.
Tsuna: Next time:
Tsuna: The Misfortune of Shoichi Irie.
03x69 - Crazy Criminal Brother Trio
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Centers around the life of Tsunayoshi "Tsuna" Sawada, a timid boy who learns he is the great-great-great grandson of the founder of the Italian Vongola Mafia family.
Centers around the life of Tsunayoshi "Tsuna" Sawada, a timid boy who learns he is the great-great-great grandson of the founder of the Italian Vongola Mafia family.