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22x23 - The Dealer of Destruction!

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Pokémon". Aired: April 1, 1997 – present.*
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Japanese anime follows Ash a young trainer of fictional creatures called Pokémon.

22x23 - The Dealer of Destruction!

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A quiet day at the Pokémon School.

Okay, Pikachu!

Pika!

[narrator] And in the schoolyard...

Here we go, full power now!

Use Corkscrew Crash!

Pika. Pika!

Pika!

[bangs]

[rumbling]

[gasps]

Ah! Awesome!

Whoa!

Perfect!

That's a Steel-type Z-Move. Amazing!

-You did it, Pikachu!

-Pikachu!

Pika! Pika!

[laughing]

-You outdid yourselves!

-I recorded the move!

This means that Pikachu now knows

three different types of Z-Moves!

Electric-Normal-and Steel-type moves!

Seeing that, I really wanna be able

to use a Z-Move myself!

[mutters]

I do too!

-Hey, everybody! Hi! It's about that time!

-Huh? What's he talking about?

Professor Kukui told us to meet him

at Aether Paradise, remember?

And something important

is going to be announced.

What could it be?

[laughs]

Patience is good for the Spiritomb,

Gen-guaranteed to stir up a Froth-im!

Stop being all Mankeyed up! Metang out!

I Mantine it!

Wow! Look at all the people.

Hello there!

I'm up over this way!

Professor Burnet!

Thanks so much for your patience.

-[sneezing]

-Pika.

I'd like to introduce you

to today's presenter!

Professor Kukui!

[applauds]

Go get them, Kukui!

Greetings! Thanks very much!

I'm thrilled to announce the formation

of the Pokémon League!

[cheering]

[laughing]

♪ Rise

If you're prepared for the challenge ♪

♪ Rise to the challenge ♪

♪ Rise if you're a champion at heart ♪

♪ Rise to the challenge♪

♪ Take my hand, we'll train as one ♪

♪ And triumph together ♪

♪ Rise to the challenge ♪

♪ Nothing's gonna stand in our way ♪

♪ Stronger and stronger ♪

♪ We'll rise to the challenge of life ♪

♪ Pokémon! ♪

[Ash] The Dealer of Destruction!

The Pokémon League

is really a simple concept.

It's a tournament

to find the best trainer in Alola

and crown them champion!

But finding a champion is not the most

important aspect of the League.

It's to bring all the trainers and Pokémon

together with one goal.

To work hard and put everything

into battling.

Then we will achieve our goal!

Whenever trainers dedicate themselves

percent,

it's not only admirable,

but also exhilarating.

I believe the passion demonstrated

in these battles will move

and give hope to the future dreams

of many.

So whoever wins

becomes champion and represents Alola?

That champion becomes Alola's big shot!

Just think! We could do anything we want!

And that includes giving the boss

the Alolan islands as a set!

[babbles]

None of this would be possible

without these people!

Island Kahunas Hala, Nanu,

Olivia and Hapu!

And, Aether Foundation president,

Lusamine!

I had no idea!

Hey! Hi, Hapu!

Hi, Ash! Nice to see you!

-You're interrupting the event!

-Right.

[laughs]

I would like to thank Professor Kukui

for that moving speech.

It was his passion that moved

the kahunas to give him

and the Alola Pokémon League,

our full backing.

I'm sure you're aware

of the Alola island challenge.

The time-honored custom

that has been passed down

from generation to generation.

But we have other customs

set aside as well.

One of which is the island challenge

grand trial

that took place at Mount Lanakila.

I believe this was the location

where the champion was decided.

[Nanu] Professor Kukui has always wanted

to revive that ancient custom,

but allow anyone to participate.

Trainers and Pokémon,

bringing out the best

will compete

in a contest of true strength.

And I, for one,

feel such a format is best.

[cheering]

And compelled by the strength

of such ambitions,

we at the Aether Foundation decided

to do whatever we can

to support the league.

Please take a look at this.

-Huh?

-Oh!

[Lusamine] This will be the stadium.

Although it's not completed,

we feel it will soon be a symbol

of the dreams

of the Alola Pokémon League.

Now,

we've all been waiting for the start

of the League!

A place to create champions

and have fun in the process,

so en...

Ah!

I invite you to join with us.

[applause]

-The League is gonna be awesome.

-Setting the stage to realize my dreams.

I'm gonna join and win it all!

I'm gonna win! My fire burns hottest!

-Why don't you all join?

-Huh?

He's right!

It will be so much more fun that way.

Great idea!

Yeah, it sounds like fun!

It will be tons of fun!

You battle your rivals one by one

-and give it your all!

-Perfect!

Ah...

I'd rather not battle Ash or Kiawe.

You're thinking of entering the league?

Well, the thing is,

I mean, Vikavolt did evolve...

That's the spirit!

Lillie's perfect for it.

She's already good at Double Battles.

I guess I'll consider it. What about you?

I'm kind of on the fence.

-Lana, what do you think?

-I'll win it.

That's Lana!

I'm so happy, I feel like I could pop!

Who knew I'd be in an Alolan

Pokémon League? Right, buddy?

Pika! Pika!

[pattering]

Oh.

Yo, yo, yo!

-Team Skull makes it so...

-Huh?

-Listen up. The boss is coming on in.

-Hey, hi, h*! Ah.

Yay! Guzma yo!

[rapping]

The world is ready to crash

Time to clean the house

Break it down, stir it up

Tear it down, mix it up

Solid steel, break the seal

make it real

Full power, turn it up

Blue sky, full cup

No one calls like a team

who knows what's up

Put your hands together

Let me hear you say uh, "What's up?"

-Uh.

-Yeah!

Yeah!

Hmm.

What it be like best of the worst?

Are you pumped?

We're the worst type of blue!

And we're the best type of mad!

That's life. What you gonna do?

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

-Boss Guzma!

-Big Sis!

Oh, we've got trouble!

Oh, you're giving me a headache.

Oh! Sorry.

Word up, you two!

They're starting

a Pokémon League in Alola!

Starting a Pokémon League?

The island kahunas are mixed up in it too.

It's all over the TV!

It's like all of Alola is in party mode!

That hunk-of-junk TV should have it on.

Oh.

You've gotta smack it

at a -degree angle.

[yells]

To commemorate the start

of the Pokémon League,

we have a three-hour report.

The Pokémon League is a tournament

to find the strongest trainer in Alola

and crown them champion!

Seeing you on TV is as good

as the real thing.

You're boosting my ego too much.

You've got serious mic skills!

Is the Masked Royal

gonna appear in the league?

Oh, why would you ask me that?

Why wouldn't I ask you?

It's a logical question.

Well, he's a total mystery,

so his actions are a mystery too.

Honestly? I haven't the foggiest idea.

[laughs]

This is gonna be lots of fun!

Tomorrow, it's special league training!

-What do you say?

-[chirping]

The kahunas will be acting as

referees to ensure fair and honest play.

And we're thrilled to do so.

I feel quite happy

that we're able to participate.

Aren't you satisfied?

Let Hala have the last word.

A Pokémon battle is a chance for both

trainers and Pokémon to mature.

At the same time, it's possible

for their opponents to mature as well.

My greatest hope is for the Pokémon League

to become a way for everyone to learn.

Whoa. I guess battles

are pretty deep, huh?

That's pretty cool!

-What's cool about it?

-Got nothing to do with us.

Shut your yaps!

-What'll we do?

-Simple.

I'm gonna destroy this

Alola Pokémon League!

We're gonna Melemele Island.

Yeah!

Wow! This feels great!

Pika. Pika!

[Ash] Special training! Special training!

Special training! Special training!

[Jessie] There's already a poster!

Then let's start training for the League,

Mareanie!

Mareanie!

[grunting] This is not...

what I had in mind.

Want special training? Train with me!

You act like the boss gave you a raise.

Because I'll be the first

Pokémon League Champion!

[babbles]

The world is ready to crash

Time to clean the house

And take out the trash

Yeah, break it down, yo

Stir it up

Tear it down, mix it up

Solid steel, break the seal

Do the deal, make it real

Put your hands together

Let me hear you say "Uh..."

-You call that a motto?

-Check out our battle rap.

To protect the world from devastation

To unite all peoples within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love

To extend our reach to the stars above

-Jessie

-And James

I'm not playing games

Team Rocket blast off

At the speed of light

Surrender or prepare

For a freestyle fight

-Lost in space

-Kicked in the face

-It's an uphill climb

-Kicking time

In my prime

[babbles]

They're not half bad.

-I get the feeling I've seen them before.

-You picking a fight?

Easy pickings.

Total losers are easy to lick!

Pathetic.

I'll stop anyone who tries to join

the Pokémon League.

-What a joke. I'll take them on.

-Nope.

This is a warm-up

for my battle with Kukui.

Who's the man with a big mouth?

You really don't know?

He invented the word destruction!

He's the king of the outlaws!

Not to mention Team Skull's boss, Guzma!

So, I'll take you all at once.

-Let's do this!

-You're gonna pay big time!

Mareanie!

I'll deal with this!

Say goodbye to your friends.

[all] Who's that Pokémon?

It's Trubbish!

[Trubbish] Trubbish!

[expl*si*n]

[James] I never dreamed of Mareanie

beaten with one attack.

[mutters]

[groans]

-Look, it's Stufful.

-You know what that means.

[groaning]

[in unison] We're off with a beaten blast.

And so, for this inaugural league...

-[Team Skull] Yo, yo, yo!

-Huh?

Kukui, yo!

-Kukui! Yo, yo!

-Yo!

Team Skull!

Come out, Kukui!

We've got business with you!

You wait here in the classroom.

-Wait. But...

-It's fine.

I don't know what you want,

but I've got a class.

It will have to wait.

You don't get it, do you?

Huh?

Hey, Guzma.

[chuckles]

-Yo, yo!

-Oh, oh, look...

-He's scared.

-Why are you here?

[all gasping]

Good. You can all be witness

to the special match

between the boss and Kukui.

You're here to battle me?

It's more than battling you.

You're finished!

-Huh?

-Huh?

See, I'm sick and tired of all those

old customs of island challenges

and grand trials.

I get why you want to replace them,

But I'm not allowing a Pokémon League.

Because the strongest trainer

is already a done deal.

Boss Guzma is already

the strongest trainer!

Then why not just join the league?

I'd like to see you prove you're

the strongest.

I'm not gonna do that

because I'm not interested.

Either you cancel the league

or I'm gonna cancel you.

You're not canceling anyone.

I knew I'd have to come

and teach you a lesson.

You never change, Guzma.

Hey, that's Mr. Guzma to you!

[in unison] Mm-hm.

You wanna Pokémon battle?

I'll give you one!

-This conversation's for grownups!

-So butt out, squirt!

-Wait. You can use Z-Moves?

-Uh-huh.

I've made it past four trials.

[Guzma] He's got the same stink as Kukui.

I can see the worst in you

and I like it best.

It's a deal! I'll take you on.

-Ash, wait a second!

-Let me do this, Professor.

All right, then,

but I'm going to be the referee.

[laughs]

I'll destroy you, but first,

I'll destroy all you care about.

-What does that mean?

-Ash is really good.

-Stronger than you think.

-Who you talking to?

[grunts]

-Hey, Ash, be sure to win this!

-I will, don't you worry!

-Pikachu! Okay, you're up!

-Pika! Pika!

Get ready for this!

-Who's that Pokémon?

-[chirps]

Golisopod. The Hard Scale Pokémon.

A Bug and Water type.

The shell is as hard as a diamond.

Its most powerful weapons are its claws,

which it can extend and retract at will.

Electric-type attacks are effective

on Water types.

That means Pikachu has the advantage!

And begin!

-Use First Impression.

-[gasps]

[growls]

[bangs]

Pika!

Pikachu! oh!

Pika. Pika!

What was that move?

That was First Impression.

No Pokémon can dodge that.

Ah, use Iron Tail!

Pika! Pika!

Golisopod didn't feel a thing!

Now use Pin m*ssile.

[growls]

-Pika!

-Use Electroweb!

Pika! Pika! Pika! Pikachu!

-Now, use Thunderbolt!

-Pikachu!

That Electric attack

should have been super effective!

Let's show how hard we trained!

-Ready, buddy?

-Pika!

[chatters]

[mutters]

-It's a Z-Move!

-Ash, do it!

Here we go, full power now!

Use Corkscrew Crash!

[screams]

Pika. Pika! Pika!

[growling]

-Pika!

-Ah!

-How did they do that?

-Liquidation.

[growling]

Pika!

-Pikachu!

-Pika!

Quick Attack!

Pika! Pi! Pi! Pi!

Use Poison Jab.

[groans]

[grunting]

Pikachu's been poisoned by Golisopod!

-Hang in there, Pikachu!

-Pika!

[gasps]

-Use Iron Tail!

-Pika!

[mutters]

Pin m*ssile!

[explodes]

Pika!

-Ah!

-Pikachu!

Golisopod crushes and crushes

and never misses a beat!

'Cause Guzma's its trainer!

-You all right?

-Pika!

All right, let's keep it up!

-Quick Attack!

-Pika!

What a waste. Poison Jab!

Pika! Pika!

[growls]

-All right!

-Pika!

[grunting]

[groans]

Pika.

Hmm. Ah.

Pika!

[growls]

Huh?

-Ah!

-Pika.

Golisopod thinks you two are weak,

it lost interest in the match.

What?

So, then, you're forfeiting?

I don't care about a battle

I know I'll win.

You never know until it's all done!

Don't be a jerk.

We already knew you'd get beat.

You don't believe me, ask your Pokémon.

[growls] Huh?

[gasps]

-Pika.

-Pikachu!

Ash!

Ah!

Pikachu!

Eat this, quick!

[gasps]

Huh. I guess you know now

that even your precious Z-Moves

aren't effective against Golisopod.

Why don't you dump Kukui

and join up with Team Skull already?

Never! No way!

If these losers are the best

your pathetic Pokémon League can offer,

I'll destroy that league of yours

with all eyes in Alola upon me.

Yeah, that's the boss for you!

It gives me the shivers!

So you're gonna run away once again?

[grunts]

The same way you ran from the kahunas

and the challenge?

Huh?

That was close.

You almost tricked me into playing

by your rules.

[Guzma] I came to destroy you

but the kid spoiled it.

Take it slow.

Ash!

[narrator] What happened between Kukui

and Team Skull in the past?

And will the Alola Pokémon League

actually get its start?

Ah. Hey, Big Sis, where's Guzma?

He's figuring out

how to destroy more stuff.

[Zipp] Huh! That's the boss for you!

[Kukui] So you're gonna run away again?

[grunts]

[narrator] As the journey continues .

[ending theme plays]