19x10 - The Strange Case of the Munchies

[bunniefuu]

Male narrator:
centuries ago in japan,

Nighlok monsters
invaded our world,

But samurai warriors
defeated them with power symbols

Passed down
from parent to child.

Today the evil nighlok
have risen once again

And plan to flood the earth.

Luckily, a new generation
of heroes stand in their way.

They are
the power rangers samurai.

- Ha! He-ah!

- That's it, em.

[Grunting]

- Mike, are you okay?

[Screaming]

Oh!

- Point.

- Good job, mike.

Emily, you are too nice.

You are gonna need
to toughen up.

- Hey, guys.

Hey, em, did you forget about
the big sale?

- Oh, yeah.

- Come on.

- Go ahead, em.
You've been working hard.

We'll pick this up later.

- Cool.

- Your mission, grinator,

Is to make the humans suffer
as they never have before.

- Once they get hit
with my dirt,

They'll eat everything in sight.

[Laughing]

- Ooh, ah, ooh.
Hit with his dirt?

What's he going to do?

- Spewing out his toxic dirt
is his unique attack.

It will cause humans
to eat and eat

Until their gluttonous bellies
burst.

And when the rangers
come to help,

They will become his victims
as well.

[Lively rock music]

♪ ♪

All: samurai forever!

- Jayden.

- Mia.

- Mike.

- Kevin.

- Emily.

- Antonio.

- ♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Rangers together ♪

♪ Samurai forever ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Rangers together ♪

♪ Samurai forever ♪

♪ ♪

- Ooh, this is cute.

- Look at this one.

- Oh, I like that.
- Me too.

- This is awesome.
Let's go try them on.

- Okay, cool.

- ♪ This is my life
and I'm ready to fly ♪

♪ This is my life people
try to do what they like ♪

♪ This is my life
hope to get inside that side ♪

♪ Go, go, go,
power rangers ♪

♪ This is my life people
try to do what they like ♪

♪ This is my life hope
to get inside that side ♪

♪ Go, go, go,
power rangers ♪

- So is this a tough look
or what?

- Wow, emily, interesting,
but nah.

- But what?

I'm just trying to be as tough
as you and the others.

- Huh, ah!

- Em, you're tough...

In your own way.

- Emily, you are too nice.

You are gonna need
to toughen up.

- Huh!

- Hey spike,
you see anything you like?

- Great, thanks.

- Hey, it's that girl, mia.

- [Gasps]

Go on, romeo.

- Thank you so much.
Have a good day.

- Thanks.

- This is your big chance.

You got to talk to her
before she leaves.

- No, I can't.

[Sighs]

Hey, look.

That's hers.

- Oh, hey.

[Laughing]

- Spike, don't just stand there.

- We're on our way.

- Hey, mia! Mia!

- Oh!

- Rats. She's gone.

- Oh!

But look. We have a wallet.

And a driver's license.

- Her picture sure is pretty.

- Uh, yeah.

That, and we have her address.

Now all you have to do
is take this back to her,

And you can be her hero.

- Uh-huh.

[Groaning]

- Now they'll eat
till they explode.

- Hey!

- I'm starving.

Give me that.
- Hey.

- I'm so thirsty.

- Hey.

- Yes, keep eating.

And you!

- What's going on here?

- Got to eat.

- That's enough, nighlok.

- Well, look who's
coming to dinner,

The samurai rangers.

- What did you do to them?

- My black dirt
creates an appetite

For self-destruction.

Now these dummies will eat
and eat and eat.

[Laughing]

- This ends, right now.

Samuraizer!

All: go, go, samurai!

- Let's go!

- Gold power!

- Uh-uh. Moogers.

[Groaning]

- You moogers hungry?

Well, let me serve it
up for you.

- Hey, em.

How you holding up?

- Fine.

I've got to prove that I'm
as tough as the rest of them.

- [Laughing]

- Here's my chance.
Ah!

- Emily. What are you doing?

- Let's see how this grabs you.

- [Groaning]

- How about a game?

Let's play dodgeball.

- [Screaming]

- We got to go help emily.

- Here's spitting at you, kid.

Ah!

- Oh!
- Ah!

- [Laughing]

- Mia. Kevin.

- I'm starving.

- So very thirsty.

- Oh, no.
They've been hit.

- Cover emily.

- Emily!

- I love playing dirty tricks.

[Groaning]

- It feels like I had
a sand sandwich.

Ah. Oh.
When can I get another?

- Oh, I'm so hungry.

- Don't worry.
I'll protect you.

- Heads up.

I'm out of dirt.
You lucked out.

I'll have to reload
and get you properly.

I may be drying out,

But after a dip
in the sanzu river,

I'll make you like all the rest.

- I've got to fix this.

- Tengo hambre.

- I'm so hungry.
I got to lunch a bunch.

- I need more chow.
I need this.

- [Gasps]
this is crazy.

- And it's all because of me.

They took that hit because I was
trying to prove I was tough.

- Sorry, boss. I was so close.

- No, you have made them cry out
with hunger and thirst.

Their agony will raise the level
of the sanzu river.

So it seeps more
into their world.

- Time for me to go back

And watch them explode.

- Let me tell you about
the ladies, spike.

When you return this wallet
to her,

You will give her the thing
that every girl wants,

A hero.

This is your big chance.

Imagine her opening
her front door.

- I, uh, I found this.

- My hero.

- Snap out of it.

- But my true heart belongs
to the pink ranger.

Hm. But mia is nice.

- Then let's go.

- Whoa.

Not only is
your future girlfriend pretty,

But she's rich too.

- Salad.
- Mine.

- Antonio, no.

- Give me that.

[Doorbell ringing]

- What now?

- You told me to never give up.

- My hero.

I'll never give up thinking
you're cute.

- Ah!

- I'm sorry.

We're not interested in buying
anything today.

- [Groaning]

- Is mia home?

- Mia?

- [Sighs]
she isn't here right now.

- My popcorn.
Give me that. Now.

- Uh. Can you wait right there?

I'll be right back.

Who are these guys?

- [Gasping]

Spike, it's a dojo.

[Squealing, laughing]

- It's got everything a samurai
needs to train.

- Mia probably comes here
to train.

Hey, maybe they'll train us.

- Kevin, no.

- Hey. I was gonna eat that.

- I need to change.

- Look at this.

- What's going on in here?

- [Gasps, groans]

Well, sir, we saw the door
happened to swing open.

- After you left.

- And, well, we saw the dojo,
and we want to sign up.

- For training lessons.

We're samurai

In training.

- There's no training today.

- We'll work hard.

- We never give up.
- Never.

- Ever.
- Ever.

- Wait there.

Emily, you have to get rid
of those two out there.

They think this is a dojo.

They think
they want to be samurai.

- What are you talking about?

[Gasps]

Oh, no, it's that guy
mia met from the factory.

That other guy
must be his friend.

I have an idea.

Attention!

So you guys want
to become...

Samurai?

Get down and give me


Now.

Is there a problem?

Both: ma'am, no, ma'am.

[Groaning]

- Only 498 to go.

I'll be back.

See? I knew it.

I can be tough.

Hm.

Ah!

Attention!



Go!

[Groaning]

- [Sighs]

- If you're going to keep eating
like this,

Then I'm going to make it
healthy.

- Yes.

- What are you doing?

- Being creative.

Now guys, hold these
until I say quit.

[Alarm blaring]
- the nighlok is back.

I got to go.

- Jayden, you're not okay.

- The dirt barely hit me.

- Emily!

- Oh, no.

Did I say you could turn?

I have to go help jayden.

Now don't move.

When I said, don't move,
I meant don't move.

[Groaning]

- My arms feel like jelly.

- I know what you mean.

- Now they're all too busy
eating to stop me.

- Wrong. You forgot to finish
the job.

- Ah!

You again.

- That's right.

It takes more than a handful
of dirt to stop me.

- Back for seconds?
I'm impressed.

- Jayden, hold on.

Go, go, samurai.

- Take this.

Bombs away.

- Hee-yaw.

Not quite.

- Huh?

- Emily.

- I know you're
not fully recovered,

So I'm here to step up.

- This will be a piece of cake.

Now it's your turn to feel
to need to feed.

- Symbol power: wall.

- Ah!

- I'm tougher than you think,

And it's time to prove it.

[Groaning]

- Let me show you how it's done.

- [Screaming]

- Oh, yeah?

- Oh, yeah.

- I'm not gonna give up.

- Wow. She is tough.

Hey, emily. Here.
You're doing great.

- The black box? Really?
Thanks.

- You are a glutton
for punishment.

- Super samurai mode!

Time to shut your dirty mouth.

- Make me.

- With pleasure.

- Take that.

- Yeah!

- What the--

- Super primate cyclone.

Hee-yaw!

Nighlok, it's your turn
to bite it.

- Oh, no. This isn't good.

- ♪ Samurai forever ♪

- What happened?

Why do I have mustard
all over me?

- What are we doing?

- Huh?

No time to explain.

The nighlok's returned.
Park side trails.

But wait, the back way.

- Got it.

- I prefer melons in my belly.

[Groaning]

Uh-oh.

- Now your plates are
really gonna be full.

- Thanks for hanging tough, em.

- Jayden, emily, we're coming.

- We've got your back.

- Forget that dirt he threw
at you.

He's about to bite the dust.

- I don't know what he ordered,
but he's gonna get served.

- You can do this, em.

- Right.

Ultimate samurai combination!

All: samurai gigazord!
We are united!

- And united you fall.

- Not today.

Not any day.

- I've got some more dirty
tricks for you.

Heads up.

[Laughing]

Hey, buttheads.

Take my k*ller head-butt.

[Screaming]

- That mr. Smiley is grinning
and winning.

- Don't worry. I'll stop him.

- Ape zord disengage.

- Hey, get off me. I can't see.

- Jayden, now's our chance.
Get him!

- You got it, em.

- Hey.

All: mega blade!

- See ya.
Wouldn't want to be ya.

- What the--

All: ultimate samurai slash!

- [Screaming]

- Nice.
- Yeah.

- Samurai rangers,
victory is ours.

- Let's hear it for
the not so mellow yellow.

- Yeah, I knew she could be
tough when it counts.

You did it, em.

- Thanks, guys.

But I have something else
to finish with mentor.

- You do? What is it?

- Yeah, what's the hurry?

- I can't explain now.

Later.

- Emily, wait.

- Remember, never--
- give up.

- Attention!

Where do you think you're going?

- We only came here to give mia
back her wallet.

Can we go now?

- Good job.

Tomorrow
I won't be so easy on you.

- Hey, who ate everything?

- [Sighs]

- Hey, has anyone seen
my wallet?

- You dropped it in the store.

- [Sighs]

Thanks.

- Don't ask.

- What exactly happened here
today?

- If you only knew.
The toughest day ever.

Right, emily?

- You said it.