There Are No Interesting Movies.
How About This One?
Unusual Circumstances.
You Guys Know
What That's About?
That's A Remake
Of A French Movie.
Hey.
Dr. Huxtable.
Didn't You And Mom See
Unusual Circumstances?
Yeah.
What's It About?
Three Swinging Bachelors
And They Live In
The Same Apartment
And Somebody Leaves
A Baby Porcupine
In Front
Of Their Door
But Then A Dalmatian
Comes Along...
And att*cks The Porcupine.
The Porcupine Gives Some
Porcupines To The Dalmatian
And They Had To Take
The Dalmatian To This Hospital
Where They Meet
These Three Attractive Nurses.
They Just Started To...
It Was Just...
That Was About
All There Was To It.
That's Too Deep
For Us.
And It Was Too Deep For Us.
But We Laid Out
Seven Dollars Apiece
So You Stay With The Movie.
We Won't Make Any Movie.
Denny's Already Minutes Late.
Again?
It's Love.
Denny's In Love?
Worse, The Man's Hypnotized.
He's Dating An Acting Student.
Jade Marsh.
At The All-Night Theater
We Got A Triple Feature
Of Kung Fu Movies.
They're Playing Enter The Ninja,
Fist Of Destruction
And Master Chen Meets Master Fu.
Kung Fu Movies.
Ah-Nu-Nu-Nu.
Ah-Nu-Nu-Nu.
Ah-Nu-Nu-Nu.
( Imitiating Bad Dub
Of Foreign Film )
Chin Wa, I Thought
You Were Dead.
Watch Yourselves
Or You'll Be In A
Lot Of Trouble.
( Sound Of Fists Hitting Flesh )
Wah, Wah.
Hey
What Are You Looking At
Potbelly?
Chin Wa,
I Thought You Were Dead.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
( Birds Chirping )
( Phone Ringing )
Hello?
We Don't Sell Rice Cakes Here.
You've Got The Wrong Number.
( Doorbell )
It's The Lovebird.
What's Up?
Hey, Guys.
Where Have You Been?
Jade Has The Lead
In This Play.
She Needs Me.
Right, Denny.
Jade Is Playing Medea.
This Is Her Greatest Role Yet.
She Wears This Very Short Toga.
It's Powerful.
That's Nice.
You Have Anything In The Fridge?
I Could Use A Snack.
Mom And Dad
Bought Groceries This Morning.
Let's Go.
Hey, Dad.
Hey.
Ah-Nu-Nu-Nu.
Ah-Nu-Nu-Nu.
No, No, No, No.
What Are You Doing?
We've Come For Food.
Rice Cakes, Father.
You've Come For Nothing.
Two Dollars Per Person.
You Won't Charge Us
Two Dollars For Food?
See What He Grabbed?
You're Getting A Deal
For Two Dollars Apiece.
I Don't Have
Two Dollars.
You Keep Giving Me
The Same Line.
You Owe Me $ , .
You Have To See This.
I Found It On The Way Over.
I Was Walking On Atlantic Avenue
And Saw It In The Grass.
Oh, Man!
This Is An Expensive Watch.
I Thought So.
This Is A Designer Watch--
A Jacques Pardeau.
I Saw One Of These
On Lifestyles Of
The Rich And Famous.
Maybe I Should Take It
To The Police Station.
A Policeman Didn't Lose This.
They Can't Afford One Of These
On Their Salary.
What Will I Do
With A Woman's Watch?
Maybe There's A Woman
You Want To Give It To.
Jade Would Love This.
Let's Go To The Cafe.
She Hangs Out There
After Rehearsal.
What About This Food?
I Need You To Back Me Up.
You Know Me Around Women.
My Mouth Dries Up
And Foam Comes Out.
All Right, Den.
We Got Your Back.
Lou, Come On.
I'm Paying Two Dollars For This.
I'm Getting Food To Go.
Thank You.
I'm Feeling
The Foam Coming Back.
Drink More Water.
When You Give Her The Watch,
Remember What We Told You.
Practice The Line.
I Would Like
To Present You
With This Token
Of My Affliction.
No, Man, Affection.
What Did I Say?
Affliction.
She'll Laugh In My Face.
Theo:
You Guys.
Jade's Here.
Dennis, Darling.
Hello, Leo,
Stu, Pritchard.
Theo.
Lou.
Mitchell.
Fine.
Dennis, I Am Beside
Myself With Anger.
What Is It,
My Sweet?
How Could A Campus Newspaper
Write Vicious Things About Me?
I Was The Star Of The Play.
Listen.
"The Only Problem This Reviewer
Had With The Play Mother Courage
"Was The Performance
Of Jade Marsh.
"Her Acting Reminds Me
Of A Ham And Cheese Sandwich
Without The Cheese And Bread."
Me--
A Ham?!
Don't Feel So Bad.
Lots Of People Like Ham.
This Is So Upsetting.
I Must Have A Cappuccino.
I'll Buy It For You.
Denny, Wait.
This Is The Time
To Give Her The Watch.
Her Ego
Is Crushed.
If Only Denny
Gets The Words Out.
Come On, Den.
Quit Drinking.
Give Her The Watch.
Lou:
He's Got
It Out.
Mitchell:
He's Giving It To Her Now.
I Don't See
Any Foam.
Theo:
She's Getting All
Emotional Or Something.
It Looks Like
The Real Thing.
Touchdown!
And The Extra Point!
Mmmmm!
I Got To Get Me
A Watch Like That.
Hello.
Theo.
Lou.
Right.
Have You Seen
The Lovely Ornament
That My Dear Dennis
Gave To Me?
Beautiful.
It's The Most Gorgeous Gift
I've Ever Received.
And Expensive.
I Took It To Have It Appraised.
You'll Never Love A Woman
As Much As Dennis Loves Me.
Excuse Me.
Yes?
Are You Jade Marsh?
Why, Yes.
We Were Contacted
By A Mr. Kraus
From Zak's
Jewelry Store.
He Said You Had
A Watch Appraised.
That's Correct.
Is That The Watch?
It Is.
Are You Aware
That Watch
Was Reported Stolen?
Preposterous.
This Was A Gift
From My Boyfriend.
Could You Take It Off?
Never.
I Cherish It.
I Won't Take It Off For Anyone.
Jade, Don't You Think
You Should Cooperate
With The Police Here?
I Know My Rights.
This Is An Invasion
Of Privacy.
Dennis, Darling.
They Have The Audacity
To Imply This Watch Is Stolen.
Tell Them How
You Bought It For Me
As A Symbol Of Our Love.
Well, It's A Symbol
Of Our Love.
I'd Like To See
The Serial Number
On That Symbol
Of Your Love.
If We Don't See
The Serial Number
We'll Have
To Take You In.
You Can Shackle Me
And Throw Me In A Dungeon
Before I'll Allow
This Watch
To Leave My Wrist.
Have It Your Way.
If Truth
Shall Be My Companion
In The Flames...
So Be It.
That Won't Be
Necessary.
Dennis, Our Love
Will Carry Me Through This.
Don't Leave Town,
Mr. Love.
Hi, Rudy.
Shh. Theo's On The Phone
With Lou.
You Know Better
Than To Listen In.
I Know.
But This Is Good.
What Are They
Talking About?
Denny Found This Stolen Watch
And Theo Talked Him
Into Giving It To Jade.
The Police
Took Jade Away.
Denny's At
The Police Station Right Now.
May Have To Go To Jail.
Whoa.
Why Didn't Denny Just Tell Jade
That He Found The Watch?
You Know Guys.
They're Dumb.
If I Were Denny,
I'd Beat Theo Up.
He Should Beat Him Up Good.
You Really Think So?
Hello, Kenny,
I Have To Go Now.
You Were Talking To Kenny, Huh?
Yeah.
You Weren't Listening
To My Conversation?
No.
We Got To Go.
You Better
Leave Us Alone.
We Can Have You
Put In Jail, Too.
( Doorbell )
Hey, Man,
You Okay?
I Guess Not.
You Want To Talk
About It?
The Police Said The Watch
Was Stolen Tuesday Night.
I Was Cleared Because
I Was At Jade's Rehearsal.
So Everything Worked Out.
Jade And I Stood In Front
Of A Sergeant's Desk
Surrounded By Drunkards
And Prostitutes
And One Guy I Think
Was A m*rder*r.
In Front Of All Them
I Told Jade I Found The Watch.
How Did She Take It?
She Called Me
A Despicable Conniving Cretin.
Then She Pointed At Me,
Turned To The Sergeant And Said
"Have Him Arrested
For Impersonating A Man."
It Was The Most
Humiliating Moment
In My Entire Life.
I Feel For You, Den.
You Don't Know
How I Feel.
I Was Going To Give Her A Ring.
I'm Sorry, Man.
Maybe Next Time.
I Have To Get Her Back.
You Know What To Do.
You're Always
Messing Up With Women.
Yeah, But I Never Get Them Back.
Is Your Dad Here?
He's Good With Advice.
But With My Dad
You've Got To Be Careful.
On A Good Day,
He Can Give Excellent Advice.
Clear And To The Point.
But On His Bad Days,
He Can Really Ramble.
He'll Lean Back In His Chair,
Let Out A Breath, Roll His Eyes
And Then You Have To Sit There
Until He Runs Out Of Words.
I'll Take My Chances.
I Just Want Jade Back.
Okay.
Dad!
Hey!
I'll Ask Him
A Test Question
And We'll See If He's Having
A Good Day Or A Bad Day.
Hey, Dad.
Yo.
I Have A Question.
What?
My Professor Gave Me
A "C" On A Paper
And I'm Really Upset.
Yesterday He Invited
A Whole Bunch Of People
To His House For A Party.
I Don't Really Want To Go
Because I'm Still Upset.
Should I Go?
Go.
Don't Burn Your Bridges
Unless You Have A Boat.
Thanks, Dad.
Dr. Huxtable, Can I
Ask You A Question?
Sure, Go Ahead.
I Found This Expensive Watch
And Gave It To Jade.
It Turned Out To Be Stolen.
After I Confessed,
She Dumped Me.
How Do I Get Her Back?
You See... Sit Down.
I Think It Was ...
( No Audio )
Easter Sunday.
I Had Some...
A Piece Of Lint
On The Side Of My Head.
And, Uh...
I Was Going With This Girl,
And She Already Had A Boyfriend.
She Told Me
"Do You Want To Go With Me
While I'm Going With Him?"
I Said, "As Long As You Say
You Still Love Me."
She Said, "Yes."
I Can't Remember
What Her Name Was.
I Told Her To Meet Me In Church.
So I'm Sitting There,
And She's Sitting There.
Right Where The Lint Is.
Through The Whole Sermon.
Dad?
Yes?
What In The World
Does That Have
To Do With Denny?
Denny Doesn't Have
A Piece Of Lint In His Hair.
I'm Talking About
Lint In My Hair And Easter.
During That Time
There's Another Lent.
Exactly, Dr. Huxtable.
No, Wait
A Minute, Dad...
Exactly.
Thanks, Dad.
Thank You.
( Phonograph Playing
"Suddenly, I'm All Alone" )
How You Feeling Now?
The Same.
I'm Glad We're Spending
The Night Together.
Who Needs A Date
On A Saturday Night?
I'd Much Rather Be
With My Male Friends.
I Only Have Male Friends Now.
But, Den, That's Good.
Sometimes When I'm Out
With Justine
I Think Of You Guys
Hanging Out Together.
I Feel Like
I'm Missing Something.
What?
You Know, Talking, Laughing
Doing The Guy Stuff.
Just Being A Guy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's Great.
Oh-Ho.
I Know Exactly What This Is.
Four Guys Sitting There
All Alone.
Got No Dates.
For .
It Happens Every Now And Then.
It's Not What
You're Thinking.
We Decided It Would Be Great
For Us To Sit Here
And Hang Out
Around The House.
Really?
That's Nice.
Why Don't You
Join Us, Dr. Huxtable?
I Think I Will
Because My Wife Went Out
With My Sister-In-Law Tonight.
I Guess We're
For , Then.
Not Really.
Mine Will Be Back.
You Ever Wonder What
Your Life Would Be Like
If You Never Got Married?
It's Funny
You Should Ask That.
I'm Talking About ... .
I Was Working For A Pharmacist.
I Was Driving His Car
To Make A Delivery.
It Was A Desoto.
No, No, No, It Was A Packard.
No Disrespect, Theo,
I Can't Take This.
And I'm Driving
And This Very Painting
Is Similar To Where I Had To Go.
Because Over Here
Was Harrisburg.
And This Was Philly.
And The Bridge...
There Was A Sign Here
Said, "Detour."
Lou:
Please, Theo.
I'd Rather Have Some Woman
Tell Me To Get Lost
Than Listen To This.
The Bridge Looked Like
It Was Going To Go Out...
Boy, That Packard
Could Hold The Road.
You Sit Down On That Thing
And Drop It Into Second.
In Those Days You Had
To Press On That Clutch.
And I'm Driving
With This Medicine
Trying To Get Over There
And I Turned...
Now Check It.
05x23 - A Room With No View
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Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.
Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.