Why Only One Candle?
Mom's .
Women Mom's Age
Don't Like To Be Reminded
Of How Old They Are.
She's Coming.
Hurry Up.
Good Morning.
Happy Birthday, Mom!
Thank You.
Thank You So Much.
That's So Sweet Of You.
You Know This Is
My Favorite Thing
Grapefruit With Wax On It.
Blow Out The Candle
And Make A Wish.
Yea!
Yea!
Theo Only Used One Candle
So You Wouldn't Feel Bad.
Why Would I Feel Bad?
You Are Getting Up There.
It Really Doesn't Bother Me
To Be .
It Doesn't Bother You
At All?
Not In The Least.
I'm Happy To Hear That.
Kara Said Her Mom Turned
And Went Into A Deep Depression.
She Said It Wasn't
Bad Being
Because She Was Still
Close To .
But When She Turned
She Knew
Was Around The Corner.
Vanessa.
I Apologize
For Their Insensitivity.
I Asked Them Not
To Bring Up Your Age
Because It's Rough On You.
I Love Being .
I Think It's A Lovely Age.
So Do I.
You Look Good
For Your Age.
Thank You.
No, You Really Look Good.
Yeah, Mom,
You Really Look Good.
Really!
Thank You.
Isn't There Someplace Else
You Need To Go?
Yeah, To The Mall
And Buy Your Present.
We Waited To Get Something
Really Special.
Oh, You Forgot My Birthday.
Did We Forget
Mom's Birthday?
No!
Let's Get
To The Mall
Before They Run Out Of The Thing
We're Getting.
What Thing?
The Thing
We've Talked About.
Oh, That Thing.
Morning, Birthday Girl.
Good Morning, Cliff.
Forty-Six.
♪ Forty-Six ♪
♪ Loo-Doo Da Doo Doo Doo ♪
Yesterday, .
Today, .
Just Another Pebble Dropping
Into The Pond Of Life.
Forty-Six...
Ka-Poosh!
See, When You Get Up Around
Then You Have A Boulder
Dropping Into A Smaller Pond
Because It's Kind Of Drying Up.
Ka-Pow!
Then You Get To And .
All Dried Up.
All You Hear Is...
(Mimics Wind Whistling)
I Was Really Feeling Good
This Morning
Till I Ran Into My Family
And Started Getting Grief
Over Turning .
Let Me Tell You--
It's Nothing But A Number.
That's What Old Jake Used To Say
The Fellow That Shines Shoes
In The Visitors' Lounge
At The Hospital.
He'd Pop That Rag And Everybody
Having A Birthday He'd Say
Pop! Pop!
"Ain't Nothing But A Number."
That's Right.
Died At .
Let Me Tell You Something,
Though.
Regardless Of What Anybody Says
You Still Look Good.
Why Did You Use That Word
"Still"?
You Used To Say,
"Clair, You Look Good."
Am I Not Supposed To Look Good?
You're Absolutely Correct.
The Word "Still" Is Out.
You Look Good.
Sit Down Right Over Here,
Mrs. Huxtable.
Karen Will Be
With You Soon.
Today Is My Birthday.
My Husband Is Taking Me
To Lunch.
Our Birthday Special
Is Everything Half Price.
Really?
Oh, But Wait.
It Only Applies To Women
Over .
Bless You.
Clair?
Lorraine.
Happy Birthday.
Oh, Thank You.
I'm So Glad
It's Your Birthday.
How Else Could We Get
Our Husbands
To Take Us To Lunch.
Mrs. Huxtable?
I'm Finishing Up
Mrs. Erickson.
I'll Be Ready
For You Next.
Thank You.
Hi, Karen.
Hi, Mrs. Clark.
Amy's Ready For You
Over There.
There Goes
An Attractive Woman.
I Know.
Hard To Believe She's .
Forty-Seven?
Quit.
No, She Is.
I'll Bet She Had
A Ton Of Work Done.
She Doesn't Even Color Her Hair.
I Hate Her.
She Should Be
Dropped Off The Planet.
Mrs. Huxtable, What Are You
Complaining About?
You Still
Look Good.
Now Who Did That?
A Sick And Vicious Person.
Cliff.
Cliff?
Hi, Birthday Girl.
Alberto And I
Have Been Waiting For You.
I Thought We Were
Meeting You At The Restaurant.
My Best Wishes To You
On This Your Birthday.
Thank You.
Did You Have
Anything To Do
With This
Clever Joke?
What An Unfortunate Mistake.
Who Did This Terrible Thing?
We Were Just
Playing A Little Joke.
The Kids Did It.
There You Go.
I'm Through With You.
I Know You Are.
Let's Sit Down.
You Know Cliff
Is Teasing You.
He Loves You So Much.
He Keeps A Picture Of You
In His Locker At The Hospital.
It's A Picture Of You
When You Were Younger.
I Would Like
To Propose A Toast To...
The Birthday Girl.
'Course, Not A Girl Anymore.
Watch It.
I Would Like To Toast My Wife
Whom I Love Very Much
No Matter
What Number.
Hear! Hear!
Now I Would Like
To Propose A Toast.
Aclair
Una Mujer DeImperecedera Belleza.
Muchas Gracias, Alberto.
Agradezco El Brindis.
Lo Digo Sinceramente.
Si, Porque EresUn Autentico Caballero.
I Would Appreciate You
Not Hitting On My Wife.
I Was Telling Your Wife
That Her Beauty Is Timeless.
Sounded Like,
"Let's Go Out In The Garage."
Okay, Well,
To Set All That Aside
I, Of Course,
Have Prepared Something Special
Along With Our Children.
We Have A Little Thing
We're Going To Do For You Called
"When Mom Was My Age."
Hit It.
When Mom Was My Age,
The Year Was .
John Kennedy Was President.
The Minimum Wage Was
A Dollar An Hour.
An Eight-Course Dinner
At A Steak House Cost $ . .
And How Much Was Cabbage?
Cents A Head.
The Christmas Eve Concert
At Carnegie Hall Cost Cents.
But You Could Listen To A Guy
Named Chubby Checker
Who Started
A New Dance Craze.
(Twist Music Plays)
And That's What Was Happening
In ... A Long Time Ago.
I Don't Think I Like
Where This Is Going.
Oh, Goodness, I Knew It.
When Mom Was My Age,
It Was .
Ike Was President.
Alvin Ailey
Formed His Own Dance Company
And You Could Buy A Brand-New
Oldsmobile For Only $ , .
And How Much Was Cabbage?
Cents A Head.
In ,
Teenagers Said Things Like
"Dig That Crazy, Mixed-Up Cat"
And "You're The Most, Man."
"Real Gone."
You Forgot My Favorite.
"Blast Off, Daddy-O."
Also In
People Dressed Like This
To Go To Sock Hops
Where They Did Dances
Like The Hand Jive.
("The Hand Jive" Plays)
And That Was ,
A Long, Long Time Ago.
A Long, Long Time Ago.
You People Are Cruel.
When Mom Was My Age...
Even My Baby Has Turned On Me.
It Was .
Harry Truman Was President.
How Much Was Cabbage?
Cabbage?
There Was No Cabbage.
There Were Only
States.
A Large Pizza
Cost Cents.
The Average House
Was Worth $ , .
Dad, How Much Did You Pay
For This House?
A Lot Of Cabbage.
And That Was .
A Long, Long, Long, Time Ago.
Thank You And Get Out.
Happy Birthday, Mom.
When I Was In
Medical School In Spain
We Would Go To The Restaurants
And Sing For Our Supper.
Would You Allow Me To Sing?
I'd Be Honored.
No, Wait, Wait.
This Is My Wife's Birthday,
So I Will Sing.
That Won't Be Necessary.
You Don't Have To Sing, Dear.
You Have A Song For Your Wife?
Yes.
♪ Be Kind To Your
Old, Ragged Wife ♪
♪ For She Sags And She Bags
And She Sputters ♪
This Is More Embarrassing
For You Than For Me.
Alberto, You Promised Me A Song.
A Song You Shall Have.
You Remember The One That Goes:
♪ Amor, Amor, Amor ♪
(Toot Toot Toot)
♪ Nacio De Ti, Nacio De Mi
De La Esperanza ♪
(Tooooot)
Let Me Take A "D".
♪ Amor, Amor, Amor ♪
♪ Nacio De Dios, Para Los Dos ♪
♪ Nacio Del Alma ♪
Or Maybe The Other One.
♪ Besame, Besame Mucho ♪
♪ Como Si Fuera Esta NocheLa Ultima Vez ♪
♪ Besame, Besame Mucho ♪
♪ Que Tengo Miedo Perderte ♪
♪ Perderte Despues ♪
♪ Quiero Tenerte Muy Cerca
Mirame En Tus Ojos ♪
♪ Verte Junto A Mi ♪
♪ Piensa Que Tal Vez Manana ♪
♪ Yo Ya Estare Lejos ♪
♪ Muy Lejos De Aqui ♪
♪ Besame ♪
♪ Besame Mucho ♪
♪ Como Si Fuera Esta Noche ♪
♪ La Ultima Vez ♪
♪ Besame, Besame Mucho ♪
♪ Que Tengo Miedo Perderte ♪
♪ Perderte Despues! ♪
So There!
It Was A Great Afternoon.
You Turned This Day
Around For Me.
Thank You Very Much.
Lunch Was Wonderful
And I Enjoyed The Song.
I Put My Best Effort Forward.
Not That Song, Fool,
The Song Alberto Sang.
What An Exquisite
Voice He Has.
It's Not Difficult
To Sing Like That.
All You Do Is Take Your Voice Up
(In A Deep Voice:) And You Talk Like This
All The Time.
It's Nice To Be Here.
♪ Besame, Besame Mucho ♪
We'll Call You.
It Was Really Great.
And The Food Was So Good.
You Know, I Loved The Food.
And You Didn't
Touch The Dessert.
When It Came,
You Went Like That.
I Noticed That You Did Not Buy
That Hateful Cake
With The White Icing
And Strawberries On It
Like You Usually Get
For My Birthday.
I Am Never Eating That Again.
You Might.
I Wouldn't Say That
If I Were You.
I Commend You On Saying
You're Not Going To Eat It
But Then Again,
It's A Long Time.
, , ...
You'll See.
You Will See.
Okay.
(Soft Jazz Plays)
05x21 - Theo's Women
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Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.
Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.