05x20 - It Comes and It Goes

[bunniefuu]

Mmm, Delicious.

That's My Second
Favorite Treat.

Really?

Yeah.

Well, Well, Well.

The Lovebirds
Are At It Again.

Rudy, Get Out.

It's A Free World
And A Free Kitchen.

Come On, Theo.

Let Her Stay.

Yeah, Theo.

Can't You
Control Yourself

For One Minute?

All Right, You Can Stay.

Just Cool Out.

Okay.

What's That I Smell?

We're Making
Chocolate Mousse.

No, It's Not
The Mousse.

( Sniffing )

I Smell Dad's Cologne.

Any Left
In The Bottle?

I Think Theo Smells Very Nice.

Thank You, Justine.

Ow!

Justine,
He Hit Me.

Stop Tormenting
Your Sister.

I'm Not Doing Anything.

I Have A Big Brother.

They Can Be A Pain.

You Said It.

Need Some Help?

I'd Be Delighted.

Excuse Us.

Excuse Me.

You Guys
Aren't Serious.

Yes, We Are.

I Can't Believe This.

Try Being Alone
With My Girlfriend

Look What I Got To Put Up With.

Try And Have Some Privacy

Rudy's Got To Come In
And Mess Up Things.

We Never Get
To Be Alone.

There Are People
Wherever We Go.

A Half-Full Subway Car

Is The Most Alone We Get.

If You're Looking
For Any Sympathy From Me

You're Looking At
The Wrong Person.

You're Looking At A Man
Who Has Been Alone

Approximately h Hours
Since .

If You Want To Be Alone
With Justine

I Would Suggest
That You Get A Job, Buy A House

Get Married
And Have No Children.

Justine...

Justine...

Hey, Dolores

You're Up And About.

Going Somewhere?

No.

I Can't Waitress
The Reception Today.

It Pays $ Plus Tips.

You Want It?

I Can't.

Theo And I
Are Going Out.

Go Ahead
If You Want To.

You Don't Mind?

Absolutely Not.

Thank You.

That's How A Couple Should Be.

Understanding, Flexible
And All Over Each Other.

I'll Call You Later.

Bye, Theo.

Thanks, Dolores.

What Were You Two Going To Do?

Go To A Movie
Called The Death Sonata.

Bjorn Lundstrom.

He's My Favorite Director.

The Last Two Hours Of The Movie
The Screen Is Black.

All You Hear Is Water Dripping.

It's Deep.

Give It Back.

You Think You Can
Get Away With That?

Give Me
My Chocolate.

Do You Hear Me?

Drop It Now.

Sometimes, If You Just

Hold This Button
A Little Longer...

There You Go.

What Did You
Do That For?

Isn't This What
You Wanted?

Chomping Down Calories

Is Supposed
To Make Me Feel Better?

No, This Makes Me
Feel Better.

I Wish This Was Randy Henley.

I Know Randy.

He's A Theater Major, Right?

He's Also My Acting Partner

With Whom I'll Be Going
Down The Tubes Tomorrow

In Scene Class
Because He Can't Rehearse.

That's Too Bad.

You're Not A Theater Major,
Are You?

No, Why?

You Could Help Me Run Lines.

Run Them Where?

Read Them With Me.

Run Through The Scene.

I'm Not Doing Anything.

Super, Let's Do It.

We'll Have To Share
This Script.

I'm Joan Of Arc.

You're The Third
Inquisitor.

We'll Start Here.

You Want Me To Deny Who I Am

What I Have Been Chosen To Do.

What I Speak
Is The Truth.

It Is All I Have Left,
And If Truth

Shall Be My Companion
In The Flames, So Be It.

Stop Your Lies,
You Foolish Girl.

Hold On.

I Give You
All Of That

And You Come Back With

"Stop Your Lies,
You Foolish Girl."

Weren't You
Listening To Me?

I Was Waiting
For My Part.

You Have To Listen To Me,
Then Feel What You're Saying.

Again.

And If Truth

Shall Be My Companion
In The Flames, So Be It.

Stop Your Lies!

You Foolish Girl.

You're Useless,
Hopeless.

You're Wasting My Time.

I'm Wasting Your Time?

I'm Trying To Help You Out.

You Asked Me To Run Lines
And I Do It And It's Wrong.

Now That's Perfect.

What?

You're Frustrated.

Draw From That.

I'll Give You Your Cue.

And If Truth

Shall Be My Companion
In The Flames, So Be It.

Stop Your Lies...

You Foolish Girl.

Better, Much Better.

Thank You.

I Am Afraid.

I'm Afraid Of The Heat.

I'm Afraid Of The Fire.

I'm Afraid
Of Screaming Out.

I'm Afraid
Of Being Alone.

Wow.

You Sound So Real.

That Didn't Sound
Anything Like Acting.

Really?

It Sounded Like
It Was Happening.

The Flame, The Heat...

It Did?

I Felt Like...

I Don't Know.

Tell Me, Tell Me.

Like Grabbing
A Fire Extinguisher.

Or Grabbing You, Saving You.

You Should Have.

Should Have What?

Grabbed Me, Touched Me.

If That's
What You Feel

Go For It.

That's What It's About.

Acting Is Your Instincts.

I Should Sign Up
For This Course.

I Got A Lot
Of Instincts.

Want To Keep Going?

Yeah.

Your Line.

You Pretend To Be
More Than Human

But You Aren't.

No One Is.

I Pretend
To Be Nothing

But What I Am.

Am I To Be
Punished For That?

Your Line.

There's No More
To Be Said.

Theo!

Justine!

We Were Acting.

We're Rehearsing
Joan Of Arc.

She's About
To Get Burned.

I Was Helping
Jade Run Lines.

Theo Has Great Instincts.

I Know All About
Theo's Instincts.

Justine...

Do We Have To Get
All Tensed Out?

I Know What's Coming.

Some Big Emotional Scene.

Screaming, Crying...

Why Don't You Just
Get It Over With?

Honey, This Is Not A Play.

This Is Real Life,
And You Can Get Out.

Call Me If You Need Me.

Or My Cane.

You Couldn't Even
Sneak Off Somewhere.

She Was Getting Me
To Show My Emotions

Which I Think
Is Very Valuable.

I Do, Because
The Thing Is...

It Helps Us, Too.

Is Our Relationship
In So Much Trouble

You Have To Go And Practice
With Somebody Else?

How Could You Do It, Theo?

How Could You Do This To Me

In Front Of Everybody
In The Whole World?

Justine, I Didn't
Mean To Hurt You.

Can We Go Someplace
And Talk About This?

I Don't Think So.

Wait, Justine.

It Was Nothing.

It Meant Nothing To Me.

Neither Do I.

Justine, It's Me, Theo.

Please Don't Hang Up.

( Dial Tone )

I Could k*ll Him!

Who Does He Think He Is?!

Please Keep It Down.

I Need Some Quiet Right Now.

I Will Not Keep It Down.

Do Have Any Idea
What Happened To Me?

I Stayed Late At School

Because I Had
A Science Club Meeting

So I Took A Shortcut Home.

Right There On Flatbush Avenue

Sitting On A Bench With His Arm
Around Kyle Stevens

Was My Boyfriend.

Excuse Me,
Ex-Boyfriend.

Jeremy "The Rat Nose" Wilson.

He Was?

I Went Up To Him And Said,
"What Are You Doing?"

He Said, "I Was Sitting Here
With My Arm On The Bench

And She Sat Down
Next To Me."

Can You Believe That?

Right There In Public

With His Hands All Over
Some Other Girl.

Would You Do That
To Someone You Cared About?

Why Would He Do That, Theo?

Why?

I Don't Know, Vanessa.

But Just Because He Had His Arm
Around Another Girl

Doesn't Mean
He Doesn't Care About You.

You Should Give Him
Another Chance.

That Is The Same Garbage
He Was Trying To Lay On Me.

Do All Guys Read From
The Same Book Of Bull?

Jeremy Is History!

Do You Know
The Sacrifices

I've Made
For This Guy?

What If He Came To You

And He Confessed That He Made
A Terrible, Terrible Mistake?

I'd Show Him The Door.

What If He Said
He Was Really, Really Sorry

And You Saw He Was
In A Whole Lot Of Pain?

If I See Him Again,
He Will Know What Pain Is.

Well, Big Paper Due, Huh?

Hey, Dad.

I Decided To Come Down Here
So Mom Wouldn't Hear The Typing.

That's The Kind Of Thing
I Love To See

My Son Burning The Midnight Oil.

I'm Writing A Poem To Justine.

Oh.

Oh, Man.

Dad... I Messed Up.

Sorry.

Justine Saw Me
Kind Of Kissing Another Girl

In Her Dormitory Lounge.

It Wasn't A Real Kiss.

It Was An Accident.

One Of Those Things
That Just Happen.

You Were Kind Of Kissing?

Yeah, It Was An Accident.

You're Talking To Me.

There Was This Theater Major.

Her Name Is Jade.

She Was Over
By The Candy Machine.

That's When You Tripped
And Your Lips Fell On Her Face?

One Minute I'm Helping Her
Rehearse The Play.

The Next Thing I Know,
We're Kissing.

That's When Justine Walked In.

That Reminds Me Of A Story.

Oh, Boy.

Reminds Me Of A Story
When I Was Dating Your Mother.

We Were Going Very, Very Steady.

And, Ah, You See,
The Neighbors--

I Had A Job--

And I Would Walk Their Dogs.

They Had This One
Dog Named Abe.

A Little Dog.

Had A Beard.

That's Why They Called Him Abe.

And A Squirrel Came By...

Boom... Abe Takes Off,
Leash Come Out Of My Hand.

I Chase Abe,
Abe's Chasing The Squirrel.

I'm Going Through The Bushes,
"Abe, Come Back!"

I Lost Abe.

So I Came Along Back Home
Very, Very Depressed.

And On The Porch...

Almost Smiling, Was Abe.

What... In The World...
Does That Have To Do With Me?

I Didn't Lose My Dog.

I Lost My Woman.

Which Brings Me To The Point.

That Had I Not Found Abe

Your Mother Would Have
Been Upset With Me

Because Your Mother
Loved To Play With Abe.

Thanks, Dad.

I'm Going To Go Back To My Poem.

I Don't Think
You Want To Write Poems.

Poems Is Not The Way You're
Going To Get Your Woman Back.

What You Need
To Do Now

Is Go To The Next Level
If You Want Justine Back.

What's That?

Begging.

You Need To Do

Some Serious Begging.

I Mean Other Than
The Begging You've Been Doing.

Where Using,
"Justine, I'm Sorry."

"It Wasn't Me You Saw."

You Know, That Kind Of Thing.

You Need To Do Some Serious,
Get Down Underneath

Please, Please

Please...

Then You Can Go
To The Next Level.

Which Is...

Just A Second.

I'll Show You
What I Mean.

This Is The Ultimate Level.

This One.

There You Go.

Pay Attention
To What I'm Saying.

This Is The Level You Want.

( h*nky Tonk Blues Music )

( Music Stops )

That's What You Want.

The Blues.

Begging Level, My Son.

Now Listen To Me.

Bin
Din ♪
♪ Da
De

♪ De-Din De-Din Di-Do ♪

♪ Bo Bom Bah ♪

♪ Ba Dididly Don... ♪

♪ Justine, Justine ♪

Listen To Me.

You're A Dog.

You're A Dog.

You're Under The House.

It's Below Zero.

The Wind Is Blowing Fierce.

You're Freezing And You're Cold.

The Only Person Who Can Open
That Door For You Is Justine.

♪ Bam
Ba-Dam
Ba-Dam ♪

♪ Ba-Dam
Ba-Dom ♪

♪ Bah Bom Bom ♪

♪ Fa Dididly Don... ♪

♪ Justine, Justine! ♪

Wonderful.

Come On, Come On!

You Got To Call.
You Got To Call.

You Got To Hit That Big Note.

Get Inside Now!

Come On Now!

♪ Bam
Ba-Dom!
Ba-Dom ♪

♪ Ba-Dom
Ba-Dom ♪

♪ Bom Bom Bom! ♪

♪ Oooh! ♪

♪ Justine, Justine! ♪

Let Me Hear It!

♪ Justine, Justine! ♪

♪ You're Sorry,
You're Sorry! ♪

♪ Don't Believe
What You See! ♪

♪ Ba Dididly Don ♪

♪ Justine, Justine! ♪

♪ Ba Dididly Don ♪

♪ Oh, Baby, I'm Sorry! ♪

Justine.

This Should
Be Good.

You Wouldn't Talk
On The Phone

So I Had To Come Over.

What, Do You Need
More Acting Lessons?

No, Delores.

Should I Leave?

No.

Good.

Can I Just See You Alone?

I Don't Want To See You.

Then Take This Poem.

Read It Later.

I'm Not Interested.

Then I'll Read It.

"What's A Hug

"To Someone Who's Alone?

"What's A Call
That Doesn't Reach The Phone?

"What's A Mystery Book
Without A Plot?

"What's A Chili Dog
Without The Hot?"

"They're Not.

"They're Nothing.

And That's Just What I've Got."

That's Right.

Justine...

Please, Please
Take Me Back.

Please,
I'll Do Anything.

Punish Me,
Just Take Me Back.

Delores.

You Can't
Let This Happen.

We Can Work This Out
If Justine Would Just Listen.

She'll Listen To You.

I Can't Get
Involved In This.

Look At The Pain
I'm In.

If You Could
Just Get Her

To Give Me
One Minute Alone

That's All I Ask.

Please Help Me.

Do I Have To Beg
For You, Too?

Don't Be Doing
That For Me.

I'll Ask Her.

Okay, Thanks.

Well?

What Did She Say?

She Said To Get Rid Of You.

She Doesn't Want
To See You Anymore.

And It's Over.

You Got To Go Back
And Talk To Her.

Can't You See
I'm In Pain?

You're The One
In Pain?

I'm The One In Pain.

I'm The One
With The Bad Foot.

I'm Out Of Here.

Hi There.

Hi.

How Did Things Go With Justine?

Not Too Well.

I Want You
To Know

What Happened Between Me And You
Didn't Mean Anything.

You Think It Meant
Something To Me?

You Kissed Me.

You Mean
That Didn't Mean Anything?

That's Acting.

Well, It's Over.

Whatever You Say.

I'm Late For Class.

I Got To Go.

Bye, Jade.
Bye, Leo.