01x04 - Slim City/Learn How to Be Skinny from Usagi

[bunniefuu]

The evil souls that try to sabotage
a girl's dream to become thin.

That's unforgivable!

In the name of the moon,
Sailor Moon will punish you.

Gomen ne sunao ja nakute
yume no naka nara ieru

Shikou kairo wa short sunzen
ima sugu aitai yo

Nakitakunaru you na moonlight
denwa mo dekinai midnight

Datte junjou dou shiyou
heart wa mangekyou

Tsuki no hikari ni michibikare

Nando mo meguriau

Seiza no matataki kazoe
uranau koi no yukue

Onaji kuni ni umareta
no miracle romance

Shinjite iru no miracle romance

I'm Usagi Tsukino, years old.
I'm in the eighth grade.

I'm a Cancer. My blood type is O and
my birthstone is the pearl.

I'm clumsier than others and a bit
of a crybaby. That's about it.

One day, a strange black cat
named Luna appeared

and made me into a sailor warrior.

But she wants me to fight bad guys.
That makes me really nervous.

Oh well, I guess everything
will be okay.

Usagi Will Teach You
How to Lose Weight!

I've gained weight. I'm fat!

Oh, it's okay. It's healthier to be a bit
chubby when you are young.

That's right.

Sis, you do eat a lot.

It might be that you don't exercise.

And she doesn't study; just eats a lot.

Of course you're gonna gain weight!

You don't have to say that much.

Crying is not going to help. You'll just
have to eat less from now on.

And get some exercise.

Umm, what are you drawing?

You in six months.

Luna, I'm going to get you!

What is it?

Oh, it's nothing!

Usagi!

If you already finished your lunch,
you can have this too.

It's good.

Well, uh...

Oh, so you're on a diet.

Yeah...

I understand. I'm having
a hard time too!
Yeah...

I understand. I'm having
a hard time too!

We know.

Hey, Usagi. Why don't you try
swimming? You'll get pretty thin.

No, she can't swim that well.

Oh...

I've tried fasting and just
eating pineapple.

But the effect doesn't last that long.

I've tried several things, you know.

We know.

Losing weight by falling in love
would be the ideal diet.

Have you ever been in love?

No.

We know.

Right?

Hey, what do you mean?

It's okay. We can't help the way
we were born.

You're the last person I wanted
to hear that from.

What?!

You want to fight?!

Speaking of diets, Ms. Haruna got
really thin all of a sudden.

Really! How?

I don't know.

Hello everyone.

She doesn't look that much thinner.

You can't tell because she's
wearing clothes.

Look at these.

This is the before...

and this is the after. See?

Wow.

And in just two days.

Umino, how did you get
these pictures?

Oh, that's top secret.

You didn't...

Didn't what?

How did you take these pictures?

Say it!

Tell us!
Say it!

Tell us!

Wait!

Hey, Umino!

I shouldn't have said anything.

Tell me.

I'll tell you. I'll tell you.

I followed Haruna and secretly took
those pictures with my camera.

No, not about that.
Where is this gym located?

Huh?

[Shapely]

[Shapely]
This is it. This is the gym
that Haruna goes to.

[Shapely]
But isn't it expensive to join a gym?

[Shapely]
Oh look, it's Rie Gotou, the actress.

Oh look, it's Rie Gotou, the actress.

She's so cute.

One kilogram a day, five kilograms
in two days.

If you go for three days, you too
will be beautiful.

Come on everyone, time to shape up.

Right now at Gym Shapely, we're
having free introductory memberships.

What, free?

Nothing is cheaper than free.

Let's go!

Here comes more stupid prey.

Nothing costs more than
something that's free.

It was a good thing we brought
our gym clothes.

Here we go. Let's go get'em!

Welcome to Gym Shapely.

Wow, he's gorgeous.

He's so cute.

I'm the instructor here.

Um, we're new here.

Please come this way.

Okay, one more time.

Okay, now % faster.

Wha...?!

One sweat for two kilograms.
Two sweats for five kilograms.

Three sweats and you too will be
beautiful. Now try harder.

Hey! Where's Usagi?

Huh? She was doing the rowing
machine until just a minute ago.

You over there. If you stop,
you won't get beautiful.

That's too bad, you're off
to a good start.

Yes! Beautiful. Will be beautiful!

Okay, that's it for today!

You did well, everyone.

Finally, we'll have you all showered
by our Shape Ray.

Shape Ray?

Bubble Bath Room

Bubble Bath Room
Oh, I'm exhausted!

Oh, I'm exhausted!

It's hard to lose weight.

I'm hungry.

You'll get inside these.

What!?

If you are exposed to the
Shape Ray for five minutes...

You, the chubby one,
will lose ten kilograms.

Even you who's thinner can lose
three kilograms right away.

Now I get it. This is how Haruna
got so thin in one day.

I'm going in.

Me too!

Me too!
So will I!

So will I!

With the energy of these young girls...

Jadeite.

Queen Beryl. I am here.

How are the preparations?

Do not worry. The energy of
the young humans

is steadily being collected.

Good, proceed as planned.

Yes, these stupid women will do
anything to lose weight.

This plan will definitely succeed.

I'm really...

Tired...

Everyone, you have grown
unbelievably more beautiful.

I'm so happy!

Yes!

If you want to become really beautiful,
come again tomorrow.

Okay.

With the energy of these women

who would sacrifice their lives
to lose weight...

Naru and the others are so mean.
They left without telling me.

What kind of friends are they?

Oh, I'm so hungry!

Oh, hey!

That's a very tasty looking dumpling.

Mommy, I'm scared!

I can't believe it, it was
just a dumpling.

God, I am hungry.

It must be nice that Sailor V
is already so thin

that she doesn't have to go on a diet.

Watch it!

What's wrong, Usagi?

Motoki.

Are you not feeling well?

No, I'm not...

Do you want to go to the hospital?

No, rather a restaurant...

Huh?

I haven't eaten anything since
yesterday. I'm hungry.

It's not a dream. I'm being
held here in his arms.

Usagi, Usagi, are you okay?

Motoki...

Get a hold of yourself.

I'm going to make you strong
with the power of my love.

Power of love?

Yes, that's right. The power of love.

Motoki...

Usagi...

I'm so happy to be alive.

Usagi... are you okay?

The power of love is so warm.

Uh, um...

Oh good, you woke up.

What do you mean you haven't
eaten since yesterday?

Well...

What, your mom wouldn't let you eat

because your test score was
bad or something?

No! I just thought I'd
go on a little diet.

A diet?

Is it that funny?

I'm sorry. But you don't
have to go on a diet.

I think you should gain some
weight instead.

I think the chubby type is cuter
than the really thin type.

Really?

Yeah.

Yay!

Yummy. Definitely dumplings.

Yeah, it's normal to be a bit chubby
when you're young.

You eat a lot.

Eating your friends, I see.
Dumpling head eating dumplings.

Leave me alone.
It's none of your business.

If you eat so much, you'll
really turn into a dumpling.

Shut up!

Phew, nice catch.

Thanks for the dumpling.

Hey, at least you won't get too fat
now that you ate one less.

God, what a jerk!

He's right, you know.

What?

Eat one, gain two kilograms,
eat two, gain five kilograms.

Eat three and you're...

Luna!

That's okay. Motoki said
chubby girls are cuter.

Hey Usagi, aren't you misunderstanding
what he said?

How so?!

He said he liked chubby girls.
He didn't say that he liked fat ones.

Uh-oh.

Anyway, there is something
terribly wrong.

You're right. What should I do?

, , , ... I ate six dumplings!

There's something wrong
with Ms. Haruna.

She's gotten very thin
all of a sudden.

Four dumplings. Five, six...

Oh, no! I'm gonna be fat.

It's not only Ms. Haruna,
Oh, no! I'm gonna be fat.

It's not only Ms. Haruna,

other girls that are going
to Gym Shapely

are all becoming skin and bones...

Are you listening?

That's it! Shapely.

Usagi!

Shapely is the only thing that is going
to save me from gaining weight.

Hey, Usagi. It might be a base
for the bad guys.

Oh, great!

Thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin,

thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin, thin.

Oh, great, I can't keep watching this.

Oh?

That's... Ms. Haruna!

She's really skinny.
Where is she going?

Why are there stairs here?

What is that?

This young woman's energy is
almost completely gone.

We'll get the last of it today.
After that, she'll grow weak and die.

Oh, no!

Usagi!

What are you doing?

Okay, that's it!

Luna, where did you go?

Usagi, Ms. Haruna is going to die!

Before Ms. Haruna,
you're going to die!

Luna!

Be quiet! Calm down and listen to me.

If you move, your face will...

If we don't hurry, Ms. Haruna's
really going to die.

Usagi, become Sailor Moon.

But that's too sudden.

Are you going to listen to me?

I got it.

Actually, I don't get it at all.

Moon Prism Power Make Up.

Only a little more until we
reach our target level.

Take Ms. Haruna out of there.

What?

I won't forgive the evil souls that
sabotage a girl's dream to lose weight.

It's you.

As you know, the sailor warrior
of love and justice,

Sailor Moon.

In the name of the moon,
I will punish you.

What impudence. Get her!

Oh, no! I'm surrounded!

Crush her!

Luna, do something!

Sailor Moon! These guys are being
controlled by the rings on their head.

Destroy the rings!

No, I'm scared!

You can do it. You might lose
some weight if you fight.

Huh? What did you say?

If you fight, you will lose weight!

Lose weight!

Lose two kilograms in one sweat.

Lose five kilograms in two sweats.

Sweat three times and I am beautiful!

A girl who wants to lose weight
is stronger than anyone.

Chance!

Moon Tiara Action!

Go back to being good boys.

Hey, what are we doing here?

Phew! Maybe I lost about
one kilogram.

Jadeite, I am impressed that you have
gathered this much energy.

We will consider this
to be half-successful.

Thank you, Queen Beryl.

Sailor Moon will one day be
destroyed by my hands.

Feels good.

Usagi, I'm leaving a towel for you.

Thank you!

Is Ms. Haruna feeling better?

Yeah. She was out for a week,
but she is back at school now.

Well, that's good.

Mom, don't go on any weird diets.

True. Usagi should watch out too.

Oh, she's fine.

See?!

I'm fat. I'm fat again!

I exercised so much!

Why?!

Yume no naka futari de ita yo ne

Hoshi tachi ni mamorarete

Tomodachi no toki ni wa ki ni sezu

Nanigenaku hanashite ita kedo

Anata dake ki ni naru
shunkan ga atta no

Motto kirei ni ima sugu naritai

Koi suru to nanika ga kawaru ne

Me o tojite tashikamete

Dakishimeta tokimeki sono
mama kono omoi tsutaetai