02x06 - Halloween

Episode transcripts for the TV series, "The Cosby Show". Aired: September 20, 1984 – April 30, 1992.*
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Series follows the Huxtable family, an African-American upper middle class family, living in a brownstone in Brooklyn Heights, New York.
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02x06 - Halloween

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Now, This Is A Serious Pumpkin!

Look At That Face, Huh?

Got A Smile With Just
A Hint Of Tragedy.

Inside...

Hollow...

Yet Deep.

It's Nice.

I'll Put It
In This Corner.

Don't You Think It Would Be
Better Appreciated Here?

Vanessa Wants This Party
To Look More Adult.

Why Don't I Put A Suit
And A Hat On It?

It Stays In The Corner.

Hey...

You Going To A Wedding?

No, Trick-Or-Treating.

Trick-Or-Treating, What's That?

When You Dress Up And
People Give You Candy.

You're Kidding?

When Did They Start This?

When I Was Three.

Cliff...

What Are You Wearing Tonight?

I'm Going To Wear This.

No, You Have To Wear A Costume.

Daddies Don't Wear Costumes.

Don't Worry.

Daddy Will
Wear One.

I Don't Have A Costume.

I'll Make You One.

Great Idea.

Go Make
Daddy's Costume.

Okay.

What Are You Doing To Me?

This Is Important To Rudy.

You Might Like
Trick-Or-Treating.

Trick-Or-
Treating?

Why Don't We Just
Call It... Begging?

You Get Little Children All Dressed Up

And By The Time They Get
To The Tenth House

They Just Say,
"Give Me What You Have."

I Remember A Boy Who Was
Trick-Or-Treating At .

Knocking On Each Door Begging

"What Have You Got Left?"

And That's When Your
Parents Gave Me You.

Mom, Guess What?

I Just Talked To Janet.

Scott Wilson Said That Robert
Foreman Is Coming To My Party.

Robert Foreman?

He Is The Coolest Boy

In Seventh Grade.

He's Coming Here!

Oh, My Goodness.

Then That Means We're Cool, Too.

Vanessa, We Should
Fix Your Costume.

Cliff, Would You Hang
This Crepe Paper?

Okay.

Heathcliff?

Just Taking Him
For A Walk, Dear.

I'll Get It!

Hi.

Hi,
Janet.

Hi, Vanessa.

Wow, You Look
Beautiful!

Do You Think Robert
Will Like It?

Of Course.

I Can't Believe Robert
Foreman Will Be Here!

It's Fate.

Come In.

You Look
Beautiful.

Thanks.

Hi.

Are They Staying?

No, My Dad's Taking
Them Trick-Or-Treating.

Hi, Janet.

Wow, Mrs. Huxtable,
Great Costume!

What Costume?

Daddy's
Dressed!

Wow! Wow!

I Did This!

Hi, Janet.

Hi, Dr. Huxtable.

Cliff...

You Are Such A Sport
For Wearing This.


I'll Be A
Bigger Sport

If I See You In
That Later Tonight.

Katy...

How Are You?

Fine.

Peter, My Main Man.

How's The Wife And Kids?

You Know We're Going
Out Trick-Or-Treating?

Yes.

Have You A Song To
Sing For The People?

Yes.

* Trick Or Treat,
Smell My Feet


* Give Me Something
Good To Eat!


* If You Don't, I Don't Care

I'll Pull Down
Your Underwear. *


I Don't Think That's
An Appropriate Song.

We're Going Into The Streets.

Stand Up.

While We're Out
In The Street

There Are Three
Rules To Follow:

Number One-

Hold Your Hand
Crossing The Street.

Number Two, You're
Going To Get Two Bags-

A Purple Bag And A Red Bag.

Number Three, Don't
Tell Anybody Who I Am.

All Right.

Hilly-Up, Holp.

Hip, Hold, Hip.

Hurry Up And Follow Me.

Hop, Hip, Homp

Lippy, Loppy, Lip

Yomp, Homp, Yip

Homp, Yomp, Lip.

Go On Out There.

Yomp, Lip, Yomp...

Thanks, Scott.

Anytime,
Janet.

I Wish I Was Scott.

Why?

He's Talking
To Robert.

Isn't He Gorgeous?

Is Everything
Okay?

Great!

Now, Who's
Robert?

The One In
The Mask.

He's Cool.

He's Taking
Off His Mask.

Ahh...

He Is
Absolute Cool.

Maybe You Should Take Him Some Punch.

No, He Already
Has Some.

Oh, Of Course.

He Can Always
Help Himself.

Yeah.

Can You Believe My Mom Wanted
Me To Bring Robert Foreman Punch?

He Might Think
I Like Him.

But You Do.

I Don't Want
Him To Know

Unless He
Likes Me First.

Oh, That Is Smart.

He Does
Look Thirsty.

Ask Scott To Ask Robert
If He Wants Some Punch.

What If He Does
Want Some?

I'll Bring It To Him.

Make Sure Scott Knows I Am
Not Bringing Robert Punch

Because I Like Him.

Got It?

Got It.

Hup, Two, Three, Quickly Now.

Hup To The Table, Sit Down.

Hup, Hip, Three, Four.

All Right, Now
Don't Forget...

Sit Down,
Don't Fall Down.

Let Your Parents Look
Through The Red Bag

Because This Is From
People We Don't Know.

These Are From
People We Know.

I'll Give You
Each Three Pieces.

Three...

And
Three...

Three.

Okay...

Now, That's It.

All Right?

Good Enough.

How Did It Go?

How Did
It Go?

These Kids Know
What They're Doing.

At The First House,
All Three Went Up;

I Stood In The Back.

The Lady Said,
"Boom, Boom, Boom.

Who's That In The Back?"

"That's My Father."

She Said, "Here's Some For Him."

Then They Caught On.

Next House They Say,
"Come With Us, Dad."

Then Katy
Says

"He Was In The Service."

So The Lady Says,
"Boom, Boom, Boom."

Peter Says, "He's
Got A w*r Wound."

Vanessa...

Guess What?

What?

Robert Thinks
You're Cute.

Really?!

Scott Said That.

Did You Tell Scott

I Thought Robert Was Cute?

Yes.

Before Or After He Told You?

After.

Robert Thought I Was Cute First?

Yes.

That's
Fantastic!

Vanessa?

What?

Hello.

Okay.

Halloween People-

Let Me Look
At Your Hands.

Aha!

Just As I
Thought.

I Want You To Go Upstairs

And Wash Those
Halloween Candy Hands

Because Candy Hands
Lead To Candy Walls.

Hop To, Hop Ti,
Hop Ti, Lop To

Rop, Two,
Three...

Clair, Would You Step In
My Office, Please, Dear?

Mm-Hmm.

Our Daughter Has Been
In Here For Ten Minutes

Filling Up Bowls
With Peanuts.

Mm-Hmm.

Why Is She
Doing That?

Robert Foreman.

Robert Foreman Wants
All Those Peanuts?

No, My Guess Is
He Spoke To Her

And Now She Doesn't
Know What To Do.

Shouldn't We Shove Her Back Out
Into The Field Of Battle?

Vanessa, Honey-

Whatever's Going
On In The Next Room

Is More Exciting Than
What's Happening In Here.

But I'm So
Nervous.

You're Too Pretty To
Stay In The Kitchen.

Vanessa, What
Happened To You?

Robert Said, "Hello."

So?

I Didn't Know What To Say.

Why Couldn't You
Just Say, "Hello"?

I Didn't Think Of That.

I Talked To Scott.

What Did He Say?

Robert Thinks
He Made A Mistake

Coming Over To You.

No!

I Wanted That.

I'll Tell Scott
To Tell Robert

That If He Says "Hello,"
You'll Say "Hello" Back.

Say It's Not Because
I Like Robert-


Just Because I'm Being Polite.

Which One Is Robert?

Cliff, Come Away
From That Door.

Which One Is Robert?

See The Guy Standing
By The Door?

The Phantom?

My Daughter Is In Love
With The Phantom.

Yes!

That's All Right.

This Is Our Third One Now

Who'll Be Going Around
Nervous, Palpitatious.

"My Hands Are Just
So Sweaty.

Oh, My God."

I Remember When She Wouldn't
Let A Boy Near Her.

That's Right.

Now, That's My Job.

Help Me With This Popcorn.

I'll Take It Out.

Oh, No.

You Stay In This Kitchen.

I Can Take It.

I'll Be Cool.

Cliff, There Are Enough
-Year-Olds

In That Room Already.

Why Don't You Take
Peter And Katy Home?

Hup, Two, Three, Four...

That Doesn't Work On Grown-Ups.

Hup, Two, Three, Four,
Out, Up The Stairs You Go.

Up, You're Moving
Much Too Slow.

Vanessa's Only
Going To Do This

Because She's
Being Polite.

I Got It.

What Did
Scott Say?

He Thinks Robert
Will Say "Hello."

He Did?!

Yes.

Scott Thinks Robert Likes You.

And?

I Said You'd Like Robert

If He Likes You First.

Is That Okay?

Yes!

When Can I Go
Say "Hello"?

I'd Do It Right Away.

Why?

Janet Thinks

Vanessa Really Likes You.

Did You Say
I Like Vanessa?

I Only Said That

After Janet Said
Vanessa Likes You.

Then, I Guess I Better
Go Say, "Hello."

Go For It!

Robert's Coming.

Are You Sure?!

Yes!

Hello, Vanessa.

Hello, Robert.

Nice Party.

Thanks.

Want To Dance?

Sure.

Wow!

You Know,
This Is A Party.


Wow!

Hey, Vanessa.

Hi, Vanessa.

Hey.

Do You Know Vanessa's
Dancing With A Boy?

All Right,
Vanessa.

How Was Your Party?

Theo Ruined It.

No, I Didn't.

The One Guy That
I Wanted To Meet

Avoided Me All Evening

Because Theo Told Him
I Had A Boyfriend.

Theo, Why Did You Do That?

I Didn't Like His Attitude.

I Thought He Was A Jerk.

You Shouldn't Decide
Who I Meet Or Don't Meet.

You Never Met Him?

Before We Left,
We Finally Talked.

And?

He Was A Jerk.

So You Shouldn't Be Mad.

I Could Have Met Him Sooner,
Found Out He Was A Jerk

And, Then, Tried To
Meet Someone Else.

Denise, I Talked To
Other Guys There.

You Didn't Miss A Thing.

I Liked That Song.

It's Easy To Dance To.

Yeah.

Well, Thanks.

Yeah, Thanks.

How Did We Look?

Fabulous!

Really?!

What Was It Like?

I Didn't Breathe Once.

Wow!

Vanessa, Please
Take These.

Janet, Would You Bring
That Bowl Inside?

Okay.

Oh, Well.

She Must Have
Forgotten Something.

Rudy, What Are
You Doing?

Vanessa Wants To Be Alone.

Go In Our Room, Okay?

Okay.

Who Is It?

It's Me.

Mom, I'd Like To Be Alone.

I'm Only Going To Talk To You
For A Few Minutes.

I'm Not Going To Go Downstairs.

Vanessa, It's Not Exactly
The End Of The World.

I Want To Move In With
Grandma And Grandpa.

I Can Just Transfer
To Another School.

Vanessa, I'm Sure That
Everybody Understands.

It Happened In Front
Of Robert Foreman.

There's Something I Want
You To Know About.

I Remember
Jimmy Peterson.

Jimmy Used To Hang Out
At The City Pool All Summer.

He Was The Finest Thing There.

I Knew That If I Wanted
To Be His Girlfriend

I Had To Get Him
To Notice Me.

So One Day I Climbed
The High Dive

Which Only The Absolute
Coolest Girls Did

Because I Knew He Was Watching.

What Happened?

Well, I Strutted Out
On That Board

Got To The Edge,
Looked Down

And Discovered Why They Call
The High Dive The "High" Dive.

I Stood There Trembling,
With Everyone Looking Up At Me.


What'd You Do?

I Made Everybody Waiting
On The Ladder Get Off


So I Could Get Down.

I Was So
Embarrassed

I Never Spoke
To Jimmy Again.

That's How I Ended Up
With Your Father.

You're Saying I Should
Wait For The Next Guy.

No, Honey, No!

What I'm Saying Is

Things Are
Never As Bad

As They Seem
At The Time.

Yes?

Janet Wants To See You, Okay?

Okay.

Vanessa, We Were All Just
Talking About You.

I Can't Believe
This Happened.

Could You Do It Again?

Somebody Else Wants
To Say Hello.

Hi.

Hi, Audrey.

Vanessa, I Wasn't
Thirsty Anyway.

Thank You.

Scott.

Hi.

Hi, Scott.

The Party's Not The Same
Since You Left.

No One's Dancing.

Really?

They Can't.

There's Glass On The Floor.

Okay, Everybody,
Come On In.

We've Decided To Move
The Party Up Here.

You Can All
Hang Out Here.

But I Don't Want Anybody
On Any Of These Beds

In A Horizontal
Position.

Vanessa-

Somebody's Waiting
For You.

Hi.

Hi.

I Was Worried About You.

Thank You.

Are You Okay?

I'll Be Fine.

Vanessa, Is It Okay
If I Call You Sometime?

Yeah!

Maybe I Could Walk You
To School Tomorrow.

Okay.

I Leave At
Eight O'clock.

I'll Be Here.

Great!

Even If It's Raining.

Okay.

But If It Snows,
I Have To Ask My Dad.

Okay.

Vanessa?

What?

Want To Go Steady?

Do You Want To Go Steady?

If You Want To.

Sure!

I Want To.

Well, I Guess
We're Going Steady.

I Guess We're
Going Steady.

What Does That Mean?

Well, It Means I'll Call You,
And Walk You To School.

I'd Like That.

My Hand's
All Sweaty.

It's Okay.

We're Going Steady.

I Want My Room Back.

Why Don't You
Stay Here

And Join
Our Party?

Let's Have A Party
Down Here Together.

Let's Put
Some Music On.

Rudy-

Come Here, Quick.

Do You See That
Guy Over There?

Daddy?

I Want You To
Go Over There

And Tell Him

That You Heard
That I Thought

That He Was Cute.

Mommy Said That
She Heard

That She Thinks
That You're Cute.

Who?

Mommy!

Mommy Heard That She
Thinks She's Cute?

You!

You Tell Her

That I Think That She
Is Aaaallll Right.

Wait, Wait, Wait,
Come Back!

Don't Tell Her I Said It.

Tell Her You Heard That
I Might Have Said That.


Daddy Said That He
Might Have Heard

That You Are Gorrrgeous.

I Want You To Go Back
And Tell Him

That You Thought You Heard
That I Might Have Said

That I'd Like To Go
On A Date With Him

Saturday Night
At : .

Mommy Said...

That She
Heard...

She Wants To Go Out With You

Saturday Night At - - .

Tell Her That At Zero-
The Leukocytes


Will Take Over

All Of The Minejectno Fields.

And That I Will Kiss Her
On The Court Steps

Of The Theresa Hotel.

He Said That

The Zuclomats...

When They Go...

He Wants To Meet You
On The Steps

In The Hotel Or Something.

Now...

No, No, No, Come On.

What Did
She Say?

No!

She Said, "No"?

No, No, No,
Come On.

What Do
You Want?

Now, Dance!

Okay.

Put Your Feet On
Top Of Your Daddy's.
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