Down!
How you doing?
Hey, watch out,
Axel.
We'll be calling him
old fireballs after tonight.
Really?
Not bad.
Hey, Steve, now that
you're going into the Army,
how about giving my $20 back?
All right, boys.
Hey, take care, buddy.
I'll see you, fellows.
Freddy!
Hi, Mike!
Be good.
Did you hear about
the happy Roman?
Yeah?
He was glad he ate her.
Come on, let's go.
Where's Stan?
All right.
Hey, Stan,
let's go!
Take care of yourself.
Give us a call.
Write us.
Take care. I'll see you later. So long.
Okay, bye-bye.
Take care of yourself. Take it easy.
Don't get your ass
sh*t off.
I won't.
Good luck.
Okay.
Hey, Mike, take care of
yourself. Good luck to you.
Stay out of trouble.
k*ll a few for me, too.
I will. Stay out of trouble.
Hey, little k*ller.
Let's go.
Hey!
Hey, Axel, there's Stan.
Hi, Stanley.
Hi, Stanley,
you assh*le.
Hey, Stan!
Get back there.
Stan, it's no use.
Come on, Stosh,
you're beautiful now.
You're still
an ugly bastard, Stan.
Good luck to you
in the Army.
Hey, Stanley!
Come on, come on.
Stosh, let's get
the hell out of here.
Come on, Stan. Let's go.
Let's go. Come on.
Very mature, very mature,
well-adapted individuals.
Take it easy.
Whoa!
Hey, look at that.
Let's go. Come on.
Whoa!
What the hell is that?
Where? Oh, yeah.
Holy sh*t,
you know what that is?
Those are sun dogs.
What does
it mean?
It means a blessing
on the hunter,
sent by the Great Wolf
to his children.
What the f*ck are you
talking about?
No, it's an old
Indian thing.
You're full of sh*t.
Stanley, would I sh*t you
about something like that?
You know, Mike,
there's times when nobody but
a doctor can understand you.
That's an omen,
you know that?
You know that we could
have one great
f*cking hunting
trip tonight?
Yeah, Mike, I don't know
where the hell
you come up
with all this sh*t.
Hey, wait a minute.
What are you-
What, are you thinking
of going
deer hunting tonight?
No, not tonight.
I'm getting married tonight,
and you f*cking guys are
going deer hunting?
Hey, first we get you legal,
tuck you into bed with Angela.
Hey!
You guys are
all f*cking nuts.
Are we mad?
Boy, you're all crazy.
Life is over.
Yeah, right.
You're getting married,
we're crazy?
It's all right.
Hey, it's all right.
We'll be right there.
We'll be right with you.
All of us, won't we?
Right?
Am I right?
f*ckin' A, man.
Right.
Come on.
Come on, you guys, I'm buying
the first round this morning.
Hey, hey, Steven!
Steven!
Any, uh, help you might need
tonight, just feel free to call on me.
Ooh!
Hey, Stanley, sometimes your
sense of humor ain't funny.
Come on,
Steven.
Willing fingers.
Extra lips.
f*cking A, man.
Hey, you're a regular poet,
Axel.
I couldn't agree
with you more.
Get in there.
Come on, come on.
I do.
I do.
I do.
Oh, my God!
I still do not
believe this.
My own boy,
with a strange girl.
And not so thin,
if you understand my meaning.
Not such a thin girl.
The next thing you know,
he goes to Vietnam.
I do not understand, Father.
I understand nothing anymore.
Nothing.
Why?
Why?
Can you explain?
Can anyone explain?
Pass him on the inside.
You'd never do it.
Shut the hell up.
I'm trying to concentrate.
It's your Caddy
against my truck.
Today your lucky day?
You can't make it.
Oh, boy!
You got it!
Hey, Axel,
you opened the window.
Mike!
Hey, mighty Mike!
Oh, Axel!
Here's your truck back.
Oh, hell!
Wouldn't wanna
take advantage of you.
I hope you didn't
break an axle. Axle!
It's a million-to-one sh*t
against a sure thing.
There's no such thing
as a sure thing.
Did you see that?
Hey, how're you doing?
Don't take
anybody's money.
Don't take my money.
Take his money.
Give my friends down here
my warm regards.
Hey, I got $100
says the Eagles never cross
the 50 in the next half.
And the Steelers
win by what? 20.
I got an extra
$20 that says
the Eagles' quarterback
wears a dress.
You got it!
Take your money off the bar.
Drinks are on the house!
Oh, did I get all wet?
I don't wanna know.
Amy!
Come on, Amy.
You know what,
Joe, maybe we could use
some more flags.
Is that all right?
Uh,
up a bit, I would say.
Wouldn't you say so?
No, no, down.
Oh, it's a beautiful cake.
You've earned a drink.
You have
a beautiful cake.
I haven't forgotten
about you.
I have one for you, too.
Go to- f*cking hell.
I'll give every car in
the town a flat tire.
Every goddamned one.
Oh, daddy!
I'll do it.
I f*cking mean what I say, girl. Shh.
Come on.
All around, like a sea. Oh, my God!
Ocean of flat tires.
f*cking...
No.
Bitch!
All b*tches.
I hate them.
Daddy.
Daddy, no,
it's me.
f*cking b*tches.
Give them all flat tires.
"You're just too good
to be true"
That's great.
"I can't take my eyes
off of you"
Now, I'm gonna smoke your ass.
"You'd be like heaven
to touch"
"I wanna hold you so much"
"At long last
love has arrived"
"And I thank God I'm alive"
It's my sh*t, right?
Come on, John.
Wipe off the tables.
This is it.
This is really it.
"There's nothing else
to compare"
I mean, here I go.
"There are no words
left to speak"
There's no sense
in getting too relaxed, buddy.
"Please let me know
that it's real"
Come on.
"You're just too good
to be true"
"Can't take
my eyes off of you"
"I love you, baby"
"And if it's quite
all right"
"I need you, baby"
"to warm the lonely night"
"I love you, baby"
"Trust in me when I say"
"Oh, pretty baby"
"don't bring me down,
I pray"
"Oh, pretty baby,
now that I've found you"
"Stay and let me love you,
baby"
"let me love you"
You f*gg*t.
"You're just too good
to be true"
"Can't take
my eyes off of you"
Hey!
"I wanna hold you so much"
Jesus Christ!
To do this to
your own mother,
who prays for you
all her life.
Is your heart so cruel,
so unfeeling?
You marry this girl,
you leave her with me,
and you go with these bums
to the Vietnam!
Whoa, whoa!
One flight.
It's one flight upstairs.
When I come home...
One flight!
I love Angela.
And she loves me.
Wear a scarf today.
You don't wear
a scarf with a tuxedo.
I'm not gonna wear
a scarf with a tuxedo.
You trying to
look like a prince?
What do you mean,
trying?
You should've done that
a long time ago,
that way it would've set.
I know.
Then why didn't you do it?
'Cause I forgot.
Can you still see?
For Christ's sake, Mike. Steven is
getting married in a couple of hours,
I don't know
what the hell we're doing
talking about hunting
a last time before the Army.
The whole thing,
it's crazy.
I'll tell you one thing.
If I found out my life had
to end up in the mountains,
it'd be all right.
But it has to be in your mind.
What?
One sh*t?
Two is p*ssy.
I don't think about one sh*t
that much any more, Mike.
You have to think about
one sh*t.
One sh*t is what
it's all about.
A deer has to be taken
with one sh*t.
I try to tell people that,
they don't listen.
You really think
about Vietnam?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I guess I'm thinking
about the deer.
Going to Nam.
I like the trees, you know?
I like the way the trees are
in the mountains,
it's all different.
The way the trees are.
I sound like
some assh*le, right?
I'll tell you, Nick, you're the
only guy I go hunting with, you know?
I like a guy
with quick moves and speed.
I ain't gonna hunt
with no assholes.
Who's an assh*le?
Who do you think's
an assh*le?
They're all
a bunch of assholes.
I mean, I love them.
They're great guys.
But, you know,
without you, I'd hunt alone.
Seriously,
that's what I'd do.
But you're a f*cking nut.
You know that, Mike?
You're a maniac.
Control freak.
I just don't like
no surprises.
Damn thing won't open.
Well, give it
a kick!
Hey, hey, not like that, not
like that. Here, here, here.
See that?
f*ckin' A.
Unreal.
Axel, now I know why you're not
still kicking for the Steelers.
You know,
I love Mike's car.
Yeah, some cars,
they just sit.
I mean, you never know
with a car like this
where the hell
it's gonna take you.
It makes me feel safe.
Hey!
Axel's humping
Mike's Coupe de Ville.
Oh, Axel, get out of there.
Let's get the carnations.
Oh, they're over there.
Get up, get up.
What are you doing?
Come on, sit up.
Don't pass, Axel!
Here, put this on.
You have to have that on.
Crummy tuxedo.
Your tuxedo's been
stuck a million times.
Where'd you get this thing?
f*cking A.
You're not funny.
I'm beautiful, right?
No, you're not beautiful.
All set.
Thanks, honey.
I'm not...
Let go!
Let go!
You can't even sit up,
Axel! Oh!
Axel, come on, sit up.
Beautiful.
Can't even sit up.
Linda, what's the matter?
I was gonna pick you up.
Hi.
What's the matter?
He hit me.
Don't cry.
Come here,
I want to ask you something.
Hey, wait a minute,
God damn it.
You don't walk away from me.
Nick!
What the hell is that
on your face?
Nicky, you and Michael are
going away in a couple of days.
I was just wondering if I
could use this place to stay.
Sure.
I want to pay you both.
And I was thinking-
What are you talking about?
I would want to pay you,
Nick.
It's me you're talking to.
How long have you
known me for?
What?
Oh!
Have you, Steven,
a free will
and a firm intention
to take unto yourself
as wife, this woman, Angela,
whom you see before you?
I do.
You have not promised yourself
to any other bride?
I have not.
Have you, Angela,
a free will and
a firm intention,
to take unto yourself
as husband this man, Steven,
whom you see before you?
I have.
You have not promised yourself
to any other man?
I have not.
Blessed is the kingdom
of the Father and of the Son,
and of the Holy Spirit.
Now and ever
and unto ages of ages.
Amen.
Whoo-hoo.
Hey!
For a buck,
you get a sh**t, a cigar,
and a dance with
the beautiful bride.
f*ckin' A.
Hey, you.
And you're on your way.
May I have your attention,
please, ladies and gentlemen?
Quite, please, please.
That's really wonderful,
thank you.
May I have your attention,
please?
I have a very, very important
announcement.
Whoever owns
the white Chevy Impala,
would you please move it?
It's blocking the driveway.
Whoever owns
a white Chevy Impala,
it's blocking the driveway.
White Chevy Impala.
Ladies and gentlemen,
ladies and gentlemen,
Angela and Steven would like
to welcome you
and to introduce you
to their bridal party.
And especially to
Michael and Nick,
who are also going
to Vietnam with Steven,
to proudly
serve their country.
"You're just too good
to be true"
"Can't take
my eyes off of you"
You know you did.
Come on.
Monday, Monday's the day.
Monday, Monday.
You're so sweet.
Thanks for being
my maid of honor.
Dance, dance.
One minute...
You nut, you want me to dance?
You want me to dance?
Hey, Nicky!
Michael! Michael!
"There are no words
left to speak"
Oh, my God.
"But if you feel
like I feel"
Nick, Nick, you know- you know- you
know that I'd be going with you guys,
if-if-if it wasn't for,
uh, my knees, you know that.
Huh?
"I love you, baby"
"and if it's
quite all right"
"I need you, baby"
"to warm the lonely night"
"I love you, baby"
"Trust in me when I say"
"Oh, pretty baby"
"don't bring me down,
I pray"
"Oh, pretty baby, now
that I've found you, stay"
"And let me love you,
baby"
"Let me love you"
"You're just too good
to be true"
"Can't take
my eyes off of you"
"You'd be like heaven
to touch"
"I wanna hold you so much"
"At long last love
has arrived"
I'm not the greatest dancer
in the world.
You're okay.
No, I am not.
No, you're very fancy.
You want a beer
or something like that?
You want a beer
or something?
Okay. Sure.
What kind of beer
would you like?
What?
I don't know.
I don't care. Any kind.
I'll get you a Rolling Rock.
Okay.
It's a good beer,
it's the best around.
Huh?
Yeah, okay.
Rolling Rock?
Yeah.
Be right back.
"Oh, pretty, baby
don't bring me down, I pray"
That's it.
"Trust in me when I say"
You wanna come?
I'll get you...
"Oh, pretty baby,
don't bring me down, I pray"
"Oh, pretty baby, now
that I've found you, stay"
"And let me love you,
baby"
"Let me love you"
Hey, Jerry.
Sorry. I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Jerry,
give us two Rolling Rocks
and give me
a chaser on the side.
It's okay.
It's a wedding, you know.
You're supposed to let go
and have fun. All that.
You really like
Nick a lot, huh?
Anybody else for a sh**t?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Help!
Put me down!
What are you doing? Axel!
Axel, no!
Axel, put me down!
What are you-
I'm gonna kiss you.
Axel!
Stop! Stop!
s*ab you.
I'm gonna s*ab you.
You wanna f*ck
or fight?
Axel!
I think I might like to dance
with the lady, if you don't mind.
Have you known him long?
Oh!
Are you having fun?
You know what that
son of a bitch is doing?
He's got his hand
on her ass.
Its only-
It's only a wedding,
Stanley.
What do you mean,
it's only a wedding?
Look, he did it again,
he just did it.
C'mon, I gotta go get
my g*n out of my coat.
Go get your g*n,
go get it.
Whoa, whoa.
Time out. Time out.
You hurt me,
you son of a bitch.
You punched me right here.
I'm gonna put him
on his f*cking ass.
Stan is crazy.
Why? What happened?
Stan is crazy.
There's a Green Beret!
Hey! Whoo!
Jerry, Jerry,
give the man a drink.
Hey!
Give him a drink.
Sir?
Sir?
Sir?
Don't cause
any kind of problem.
No, I'm just
gonna talk to the man.
We're going over there.
Sir, Mike Vronsky.
Nick.
This is the groom,
Steve.
I'm the best man.
We're going Airborne,
sir.
I hope they send us
where the b*ll*ts are flying
where the fighting's
the worst, huh?
That's right.
f*ck it.
f*ck it?
What did he say?
"f*ck it."
"f*ck it."
That's what I thought.
Well,
what's it like over there?
Can you tell us anything?
f*ck it.
Okay. f*ck it.
f*ck him.
f*ck it!
Mike!
Hey, hey,
f*ck who?
f*ck who?
Who the hell is he?
Who the f*ck knows?
He looks like
a f*cking hillbilly.
Give him another drink,
Jerry, just the same.
Hey, f*ck it.
I caught it.
Will you marry me?
Yeah.
You would?
Mmm-hmm.
What I mean is,
if we get back from...
When we get back.
I don't know
what the hell I mean.
What goes through your mind
comes out of your mouth.
Angela and Steven!
If you don't spill a drop
it's good luck for
the rest of your life.
Come on.
Come on!
Hey!
Don't worry about
what Stan says.
Just forget that.
Forget what Stan says.
He's got a big
f*cking mouth.
That's enough. Come here. Hey!
Give me a cr*ck.
I never really did it
with Angela, Nicky.
Great,
that's great.
That's my last
one true secret.
It's nothing, it's nothing,
just forget about it.
Angela!
Oh, Angela!
What am I gonna do
when she has a baby?
That's Angela's part,
right?
Leave all that to her.
Just hang loose.
Hang loose?
Hang loose.
What are you so worried about?
Be happy.
Get out of here.
We don't wanna see you
anymore.
Look at this maniac.
See you Monday
on the train.
Hey!
Drive careful.
You didn't know
that about Angela, huh?
Right?
That's bullshit, man.
Bullshit?
Bullshit.
Yeah? I happen
to know it's true.
That's bullshit.
I happen to know it's true.
You're full of bullshit.
All right, you want to bet?
Yeah.
Go, put your money
where your mouth is.
Go f*ck yourself.
Go f*ck yourself.
Eh, grow up.
All right!
Michael, what are you doing?
Hey, Mike!
Michael!
Michael, what the hell
are you doing?
Michael!
Michael,
what the hell are you doing?
Michael!
f*ck it!
Michael, come back here.
What the hell is he doing?
Michael,
what the hell are you doing?
Michael, come back here,
Michael!
Michael, we love you.
Get back here!
I gotta talk to you!
Mike!
Hey!
sh*t!
I must be out of
my f*cking mind.
I must be out of
my mind.
I don't know,
everything's going so fast.
Man, oh, man!
Hey, Nick.
You think we'll ever
come back?
From Nam?
Yeah.
You know something?
The whole thing,
it's right here.
I love
this f*cking place.
I know that sounds crazy,
but if anything happens, Mike,
don't leave-
don't leave me over there.
You got-you gotta...
Just don't leave me.
You gotta promise me that,
Mike.
Hey!
No, man, you got-you gotta-
you gotta promise. Definitely.
Hey, Nicky.
Huh?
You got it, pal.
"Geronimo!"
"Hit your silk and check your
canopy and take a look around"
"The air is filled with troopers
set for battle on the ground"
"Till we join the stick of
angels k*lled on Leyte and Luzon"
"Shout Geronimo! Geronimo!" It's
the Screaming Eagles Airborne Song.
"It's a gory road to glory
but we're ready, here we go!"
"Shout Geronimo!"
Bunch of assholes.
"Geronimo!"
f*ckin' A!
"Look out below,
look out below"
"Let me be free,
let me be free"
I can't remember
the rest of the words.
That's okay.
"You'll always
be happy with me
Chickenshit,
get scared.
Don't push.
f*cking cold.
36 beers.
Oh!
What?
Come on.
All right, I'll go already.
Wait, wait.
Did you ever piss and take a
drink of beer at the same time?
Oh!
I just barely got
a chance to shake it off.
Wait! Come on!
f*ck.
Bastards!
Sons of b*tches!
You guys
going my way?
Come on.
f*ck!
That's not funny!
Don't f*ck
around, now.
Come on.
Don't f*ck around.
Don't f*ck around.
Don't f*ck around.
Let me out!
Out, out.
Let me out.
Get out.
This is not it!
Definitely.
This is not it.
They changed it.
No kidding.
Somehow,
they changed it.
Like this happens
every goddamm year.
You're full of sh*t,
Stanley.
Who did you say
was full of sh*t?
You're full of sh*t,
you're always full of sh*t.
I'm starving.
Eat that.
Nicky, let me
ask you a question.
How come I never
see you eating?
I like to starve myself.
Keeps the fear up.
It ain't natural.
Come on, John.
Hey, it's mine.
You really
want it that bad?
You're g*dd*mn right!
Hey, give me a Twinkie,
Mike.
What are you guys,
a bunch of cripples? Here.
That's mustard.
What?
He put mustard
on his Twinkie.
You're talking like
a g*dd*mn traffic cop.
Incredible.
Come on, give me a beer,
Mike. Come on.
I can't believe you guys.
What the hell am
I doing with you?
This is not it.
They changed it,
somehow they changed it.
You couldn't find your own ass
with two hands.
f*ckin' A.
Hey, you know.
We forgot to toast
Steven and Angela.
Steven and Angela!
What?
Don't make me laugh when
I have things in my mouth.
I can't take you guys
anywhere.
What the hell are you doing?
Take your hands off
the f*cking bread.
You can dress him up,
but you can't take
him anywhere.
Come on! Come on!
What the f*ck are you doing?
That was mine,
you assholes.
f*cking assholes.
I can't f*cking...
f*ckin' A!
You know, Axel,
you got a really terrific
vocabulary.
f*ckin' A.
Hey, watch the gear.
Watch the r*fle.
Give me my bag.
It's getting cold.
Huh?
Hey, Mike, you got
any extra thermal socks?
f*ckin' A.
Hey, Mike!
You got any
extra thermal socks?
Never mind,
I got them.
Where the hell's my boots?
Anybody see my boots?
Somebody took my boots.
I bought them special.
All right.
All right, you guys, whoever
took my boots, I want them back.
I got a boot for you, Stan.
Right up your ass.
Hey, Mike.
Hey, Mike, let me borrow
your spares, huh?
Your extra pair?
No, Stan.
No?
What do you mean, "no?"
Just what I said, no.
"No" means no.
Some f*cking friend, you're some
f*cking friend, you know that?
You got to learn, Stanley.
Every time you come up here you
got your g*dd*mn head up your ass.
Maybe he likes
the view from up there, huh?
Every time he comes up,
he's got no Kn*fe,
he's got no jacket, he's got
no pants, he's got no boots.
All he's got is that stupid g*n
he carries around like John Wayne.
That ain't gonna help you.
Oh, what the hell, Mike.
Give him the boots.
No way.
I ain't giving him no boots.
No more, no more,
that's it.
You're a f*cking bastard,
you know that?
Stanley, you see this?
This is this,
this ain't something else.
This is this.
From now on,
you're on your own.
I fixed you up
a million times.
I fixed him up
a million times.
I don't know now many times I
must have fixed him up with girls,
and nothing ever happens.
Zero.
Hey, you know your trouble,
Mike, huh?
Nobody ever knows what the
f*ck you're talking about.
Huh? "This is this."
What the hell's that supposed
to mean? "This is this."
I mean, is that some f*gg*t-sounding
bullshit, or is that some-
Shut up, Stan, will you?
Hey, man,
you're out of line.
Watch out
with that g*n, Stan.
Do you know what I think?
You know what I think?
There's times I swear, I
think you're a f*cking f*gg*t.
Hey, come on, you guys.
Last week, last week
he could've had that
new red-headed waitress
at the Bowladrome.
He could've had it knocked.
Look what he f*cking did?
Nothing.
That's what.
Shut up, Stan!
Just shut up.
Just shut up.
Take-Take Michael's
g*dd*mn boots and shut up!
Otherwise,
I'm goin' home.
Okay,
I'm going home right now.
Get off my stuff.
What the hell are you
doing in there?
Hey, Stosh,
I said no.
What, are you gonna
sh**t me?
Huh?
Here.
What's the matter with you?
Stan.
Watch it, Mike! Watch it.
Hey, Steven!
Hey, Angela,
I got a big g*n!
Go home! Go home!
"Dropkick me, Jesus"
"Through the goal posts
of life"
"End over end,
neither left nor to right"
"Straight through
the heart of them"
"righteous uprights"
"Dropkick me, Jesus, through
the goal posts of life"
"Dropkick me, Jesus"
"Through the goal posts
of life"
"End over end"
"neither left nor to right"
"Straight through
the heart of them"
"righteous uprights"
"Dropkick me, Jesus"
"Through the goal posts
of life"
"Dropkick me, Jesus"
"Through the goal posts
of life"
"End over end,
end over end"
"neither left nor to right"
"Straight through the heart
of them"
"righteous uprights"
"Dropkick me, Jesus"
"Through the goal posts
of life
Hey!
Unbelievable!
Holy Christ,
I don't believe it.
Mike?
Mike!
Jesus Christ!
Hey!
Take it easy, Stevie!
Stevie, calm down!
Think of something else.
Control yourself.
Think of something else.
We don't belong here.
Take it easy.
It's gonna be okay.
I'm all right.
Okay. I'm okay.
Just take it easy.
Take it easy.
It's okay,
it's okay.
Take it easy, Stevie.
Stevie, take it easy.
Mike.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm okay.
That's all right. Okay.
Okay, all right, press it,
press hard, press hard.
I'm here. I'm here.
I'm here.
Go ahead. That's it.
That's it
Mike?
Shake it off. Shake it out.
Shake it out.
Think of something else.
Think of home.
Think of home.
Think of Angela.
They're gonna have
to k*ll my ass, Mike.
Stevie, you gotta do it.
If you don't do it,
they're gonna
throw you in the pit.
They throw you in the pit,
you're gonna die.
Go ahead, you gotta do it.
You can do it.
You can do it, Stevie.
Look in my eyes. Stevie.
Stevie, look at me!
Mike?
Do it! Do it!
Go ahead! Show them you got
balls. Show 'em you got balls.
f*ck you.
Go ahead!
sh**t me.
Go ahead.
Come on.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Stevie! Go ahead.
Show them you got balls!
Go ahead!
Hey, kid.
Kid. Look at me,
Stevie, you did it.
Stevie,
you showed these bastards.
You showed 'em.
Don't worry, kid.
You did it.
Michael!
Michael!
Stevie!
Michael.
Michael.
Stevie!
Stevie, don't worry.
Mike, help!
Oh, God!
There's rats in here!
Nicky.
m*therf*cker!
m*therf*cker!
Nicky, listen.
It's up to us now.
It's me and you.
What about Steven?
Forget him.
Forget him?
Forget him.
He ain't gonna make it.
Who do you think you are?
God?
Look at him, he's in a daze.
He ain't coming out,
he's in a dream.
Mike,
what are you saying?
I'm saying forget him, Nick.
Get it through your head, or
you and me are both gone, too.
Gotta play with
more b*ll*ts.
What?
More b*ll*ts.
I gotta get more
b*ll*ts in the g*n.
What?
We got to play
with more b*ll*ts.
More b*ll*ts in the g*n?
How many more b*ll*ts?
Three.
That means we've got
to play each other.
More b*ll*ts
against each other?
What, are you crazy?
Nicky, it's the only way.
I'll pick the moment.
The game goes until I move.
When I start sh**ting,
you go for the nearest guard
you get his g*n
and zap the fucker.
I'm not ready for this.
You gotta listen to me.
You want to stay down here
and die?
Go.
It's up to you.
Now, it's up to you.
No!
Hey, him against me!
Side by side.
Get away! Get away!
Side by side.
Man, I can't wait!
Michael!
Michael!
Come on!
These f*ckers, these f*ckers.
Go ahead, Nicky. Go ahead, Nicky.
It's gonna be all right.
It's gonna be all right.
Go ahead, Nicky. Go ahead,
Nicky. That's it. That's it.
I do three b*ll*ts.
Three, three.
We do three, huh?
One, two, three. Three.
Three, three.
Three, three.
Don't worry, Nick.
Don't worry.
In five minutes,
we're gonna be out of here.
We're gonna be out of here.
Now we got ourselves a game.
You and me. You and me.
Okay. Okay, you want a game?
Go ahead.
No more.
No, no more.
That's f*cked.
I'm gonna will us
outta here.
You've got an empty
chamber in that g*n.
Put an empty chamber
in that g*n. Go ahead.
God damn it!
It's gonna be all right,
Nicky.
Go ahead, sh**t!
sh**t, Nicky!
You m*therf*cker!
No, no, no, Nicky!
Now you're gonna die,
you m*therf*cker!
You're gonna die!
Go ahead, go ahead, Nicky,
just do it.
Do it, do it, do it.
Go ahead.
You made it.
It's all right.
All right,
we're gonna show them.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
Come on, come on.
Come on.
Nicky.
Nicky.
Come on, damn it!
Come on.
Oh, sh*t.
Get me up.
Steve!
Get on it. Get on it.
Michael, Michael.
Michael!
Stevie, come on.
Come on, Stevie. We're gonna
go for a swim. Come on, Stevie.
Come on, come on.
We don't belong here
in the jungle, Michael.
Just get on, see?
Just get on.
There's rats
in these waters.
Hold on, right there.
Hold on.
Michael.
Okay, buddy.
Mike.
Nicky.
Mike, I want to go home, Mike.
What is that?
What's that sound, Michael?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Go on! Go on!
Mike! Mike!
Hold on, Michael.
Mike!
Steve!
I hit some rocks, Michael.
I hit some rocks.
On my legs, Michael.
Okay. Relax.
Come on, come on.
Stevie, come on.
Come on, Stevie.
Please.
My legs.
I hit some rocks.
Okay. All right.
That's it.
My arm.
Okay.
I can't feel my legs.
All right, all right,
come on.
My arm.
Push yourself.
Whoa.
Oh, man.
Okay, kid, okay, shh, shh.
Take him.
Take him.
Not me, him.
Are you Nikanor Chevotarevich?
Can you understand me,
Nikanor?
Are you Chevotarevich?
Are you sure?
Yes.
Uh-huh, Chevotarevich.
Is that a Russian name?
No. It's American.
All right,
let me see your name tag.
Is this yours?
It's his.
What are your
parents' names?
Lou.
And my mother's name is,
um, Eva.
And what are your
parents' dates of birth?
We're gonna have
to get him out of here.
Sure, sure, sure.
What's the other one
on the extension for?
Excuse me.
Some more noise, huh?
Hello.
Uh, um, I'm calling
the United States.
Clairton, Pennsylvania.
Clair...
It's C-L
A- I-R
T- O-N.
Pennsylvania. Right.
I don't want
to go home alone.
Never mind.
Nothing, nothing, no.
Never mind. Nothing.
Do you understand?
I'll give you a call
as soon as I can.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, back off, Jack!
Back off.
Yeah, well,
just do that.
Mike?
Mike.
Mike!
Hey, Mike?
I'm sorry. I thought
you were someone else.
"L.A. proved too much
for the man"
"he couldn't make it"
"so he's leaving the life"
"he's come to know"
"he said he's going"
"back to find"
"going back to find"
"what's left of his world"
"the world he left behind"
"not so long ago"
How are you?
Okay.
"He's leaving"
"leaving"
I show you. Come.
"Oh, yeah"
Not like the girls
in the USA.
I give you special,
crazy f*ck.
I make you crazy.
"He's leaving"
No, no, I don't want to.
Hey, I don't want to do that.
Come on.
"On that midnight train
to Georgia"
"I'd rather live
in his world"
"than live
without him in mine"
Come on inside.
Okay, what you like
to call me now?
Hmm?
What you like to call me?
Linda.
Linda?
Just like home.
No, no. Not yet.
Not yet.
Come over here.
Come over here.
Call me Linda.
Hey, look. Elephants.
I've got to get
an elephant.
No! I can't stay here
in a room with a kid crying.
Come over here.
No, no.
Why don't you pay me first?
f*ck you!
"The snow does snow"
You seem disturbed.
People inside are
doing it for money?
Sometimes
a great deal of money.
I cannot play this
kind of game myself.
But I'm always...
How do you say?
Looking out for those things
quite different,
quite rare.
Champagne, perhaps?
No.
Tsk, tsk.
Don't say no.
When a man say no to
champagne, he say no to life.
You saw this before?
Up north.
Oh, yes, of course.
I gotta go.
But you must come in.
I insist.
What is there to be
afraid of after this w*r?
w*r is a joke.
A silly thing.
I'm going home, ace.
Naturellement,
I pay my players. Cash.
American.
However, should you
prefer German marks,
or perhaps Swiss francs, that,
of course, can be arranged.
I can arrange everything.
You got the wrong guy, ace.
But you must come in.
No, don't do that.
But, I insist.
Nick!
Hey, Nick!
Hey, Nick!
Listen, if you are
really brave and lucky,
I can make you
very, very rich.
Wow, would you look at that?
Just keep goin'.
Just keep goin'.
You said Logan Street though,
man.
I just wanna keep goin'.
The trailer was right there.
Wait till Michael
gets here, huh?
This is it. This is Michael.
Oh.
All right, everybody, stay
where you are. Stay right there.
I'll go get him. I'll go
get him. Everybody stay here.
Three cheers for the red,
white, and blue!
Hip, hip, hurray!
Hip, hip, hurray!
Hip, hip, hurray!
That cab ain't stopping.
What's going on?
I can't wait for him
to see all this.
What happened?
Hey, Stosh, what happened?
I thought it was him.
So, his plane could be late!
Take it easy will you, Axel?
You're driving everyone nuts.
You okay?
I know Nick
will be back soon.
I know Nick.
He'll be coming back, too.
Right, Axel?
f*cking A.
Go straight on
down to the highway.
It's your bread, man.
Hey, wait!
It's open!
It's...
Michael.
Oh, Michael.
Oh.
Oh, Michael.
Oh, Michael.
Oh, Mich-
Oh, gee.
Gee, you look beautiful.
Oh, yeah.
Let me take your coat.
Boy,
everybody was here.
You missed them all. Oh.
They're gonna be so mad when
they find out they missed you.
Welcome home.
You know, I was hopin'-
I was hopin' somehow, Michael,
maybe you had Nick with you.
No.
No.
Did you hear
anything on Nick?
No.
Nothing. He's AWOL.
That's all we know.
He'll be back.
He never wrote to me.
He never called me.
Well, maybe you were out.
Yeah, maybe.
So how are you, anyway?
I'm fine, okay.
How are you?
Uh, me? I'm okay. I'm fine.
I go along, you know.
Still working at the market.
There's a million
things to do.
Y- You sure you're all right,
huh?
Yeah, I'm all right.
What about your wounds?
There's nothing.
Just the usual complications,
that's all.
We heard-
No, that's not true.
A lot of guys go through it.
Mmm.
I made Nick that sweater.
I couldn't remember
the exact size,
but I think he's about
the same size as you, huh?
No, too big. Oops.
Well,
I could fix that, though.
I mean, one thing about wool,
it's really a cinch...
to fix.
Oh, Christ!
It's okay.
It's okay.
It's okay.
How's your job?
Great. Fine, yeah.
Once or twice we
almost had to close.
I gotta go to work now.
You gotta go now?
Yes.
Uh, would you mind
if I walked you to work?
Mikey, you're so...
weird.
You're always
such a gentleman.
It's cold out there.
Yeah.
I'm not used to it.
Oh, I'm so glad you're alive.
I'm so happy.
I really don't know
what I feel.
Hello, hi, Mike.
Linda, I just wanted to say
how sorry I am about Nick.
And how...
I know how much
you loved him,
and I know that
it'll never be the same.
I just wanted
to tell you that.
Maybe...
I don't know.
Maybe you don't want
to talk about it.
How's it going, Hot Lips?
Yeah, no kidding.
He's a real tough guy.
It's okay.
Why don't you
come in with me?
Just say hello.
Come on. Oh, Mike, please.
Just say hello.
They want to see you, I know.
Yeah, just for a second,
okay? Okay.
Hey, look who's here?
It's Michael!
Look who's here.
Hey, everybody.
Oh, Michael, I read about
you in the paper. Oh, Michael.
Oh, Michael.
Oh, dear.
Doesn't he look terrific?
What a nice coat you have.
Hi, Michael.
Mike.
How beautiful you look.
You look good, Mike.
Welcome back.
Doesn't he
look gorgeous?
I'm glad he's home.
Hey, wait a minute.
Look at this. Medals.
Oh, my god.
All the medals.
Congratulations.
Oh, Michael.
Oh, Helen, come on.
Janie, leave me alone.
We really won over there,
huh, Mike? We won.
I have to go to work now.
Good seein' you, Mike.
See you, Michael.
Come see us, Michael.
Can I see you later?
Okay.
After work?
Yeah. Where?
Where.
At home?
At home? Okay.
One beer at John's. One beer.
What?
Come on,
I'll buy you a beer.
All right, just one.
Hey, Axel! Hey, Stosh!
Hey, Axel.
Hey!
Hey! He-hey!
Look at this!
How you doing?
Mikey! Hey, man, how
are you doing? All right.
Hey, where was you?
Where was you?
What do you mean, where
was I? Where were you?
Where was you, when we had
everything all set there.
The beer...
I'm I right, Axel? Huh?
I got delayed.
Something...
Hey.
You got a mustache.
Yeah.
Hey, it looks pretty good.
It's cute.
Yeah, it looks...
Come on,
we're going to John's.
So, how have you guys been?
Hanging in there. You know?
How does it feel
to be sh*t?
It don't.
Mmm.
It don't hurt, if that's what
you want to know.
How you been? Been okay?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Same old thing, you know?
Nothing's changed.
I'm getting more ass
than a toilet seat
and Axel here,
he's getting fatter than ever.
Hey, Stan, why don't you
show him that g*n?
Shh. Take it easy.
That little p*ssy thing you
carry around, look at that.
Watch it.
What's that for?
Same thing
the other one was for.
And what was that for?
He's a worrier.
Ah, forget it. Come on,
let's go have a drink.
Yeah, let's get a drink.
Hey, Boom-Boom!
Look what I found!
Hey, Michael!
Never seen somebody...
Let this man through.
A little room!
How you doing, Mike?
What's up, buddy?
"But she never complains of the fast
times and the bad things he's done"
Come on, come on,
in the back, in the back.
Get in the back.
Come on.
"She just talks about
the good times they've had"
"and all the good times
to come"
Hey, what's going on here?
Stosh,
get the glasses on the sink.
Which ones, the dirty ones?
Yeah, use the dirty ones.
Phew, no sh*t.
sh*t, what did you do?
Win the w*r all by yourself?
Look at this stuff here.
No help from you.
Here we go!
Misha...
To you, Mike.
To everybody.
f*cking A.
Hey, hey, wait, wait!
To Nick and Steve.
Mmm, mmm.
To Nick and Steve.
"He likes the bright lights,
the night life"
You look great.
How's Angela?
"Lord knows, she don't
understand him"
"She does the best
that she can"
Not so good, Mike.
Worse since, uh,
she talked to him.
Talked to who?
To Steven.
She talked to Steve?
I didn't know he was back.
Oh, you didn't know
he's back? Oh, Jesus.
No, I didn't know
he was back. Is he back?
You didn't, you didn't...
Where is he?
Where is he?
Okay, hey, John, come on.
Come on, John.
Where is he? Just answer me.
Where is he?
Mike, I don't know.
I don't know where he is.
Just tell me where he is. I
don't know where he is, Mike.
Angela wouldn't tell us.
Angela wouldn't tell us.
She wouldn't talk to anybody.
Is that true?
Yeah.
Boom!
Angela,
I heard Steven was alive.
Where is he?
Where is Steven?
Where is he?
Just tell me where he is.
Angela, where is Steven?
Just tell me where he is.
Where is he?
Where is he?
Please, you gotta tell me.
Now where is he?
Do you know? Where is he?
Take care.
Michael.
Right here.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Just got my gear,
and I was gonna go.
What?
I was just gonna go.
No, don't go.
I have, uh, all this food.
I'll make you
a nice sit-down dinner.
No, I can't.
Mikey.
Why don't we go to bed?
C- Can't we just
comfort each other?
No, I can't. Not here.
I gotta get out of here.
Sorry, I just gotta get out.
I'm... I'll be... Look, I don't know...
I feel a lot of distance,
and I feel far away.
I'll see you later.
Feels kind of weird,
coming to a motel.
You know what I mean,
Michael? Mike?
I gotta put my can
down for this one.
"Here we are"
"staring at each other"
"with that crazy look"
"in our eyes"
Michael, it's on the house.
No, thanks, man.
"It happens every time
we get together"
"Did we ever
really say goodbye?"
How you feeling? You okay?
I'm feelin' okay.
I'm fine.
You sure?
Yeah.
"...our eyes keep looking
at each other"
"They're talking over places
that we've been"
Yeah!
What do you
think of her, Mike?
I don't know.
Huh, no?
Come on, on the level.
I don't know, Stosh.
Is she-is she beautiful?
"And everybody knows"
Is she beautiful? Is she?
"Tattletale eyes"
The truth?
Yeah!
Nope.
No.
No.
Well, do you think
she's intelligent?
No.
Neither do I.
"Tattletale eyes
told on our minds"
I don't think
she's intelligent either.
Then what the hell
do you see in her?
I don't know.
That's what...
I came over to ask you.
Maybe she's good in bed.
Why don't you ask her?
"Tattletale eyes"
"Told on our minds"
"Oh, it's somethin'"
"How they read
between the lines"
"Tattletale eyes"
"Told on our minds"
Oh, where the f*ck
is my f*cking ball?
g*dd*mn pinsetter.
"...keep a thing
from tattletale eyes"
Where is he going?
What's he doing?
Axel! Axel!
"...you can't keep a thing
from tattletale eyes"
Michael!
What the hell happened?
The pinsetter
came down on him.
Stan, get the jack
out of my trunk.
Nothing works around
this damn place anymore.
Come on, Axel.
We're gettin' you clear, here.
Watch your
- Watch your elbow, there. All right.
You all right, man?
f*cking A!
All right, what do you
guys wanna do now, huh?
We're goin' huntin', right?
Who asked you? Who
the hell's asking you?
I was askin'- askin' Mike.
Yeah.
He's goin'.
That's right,
Mike's going.
But no women.
Just like old times, hey,
Mike. Mike, right? Am I right?
Just like old times.
f*cking A!
Are you kiddin' me, Axel?
Forty times
we could've had it,
if I had been where you are!
Go get him, Axel!
f*ck you, guys.
How sweet it is.
f*ckin' A.
Jesus Christ!
What the hell is that?
Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey, John!
Hey, Axel! I got one!
Hey, fellas, I got one!
Okay?
Okay!
Okay!
What's that stupid
little g*n doin' up here?
In case.
In case? In case of what?
In case you stumble
on one of your girlfriends
sucking on
a forest ranger's cock?
You say that one more time.
Say it!
Go on, say it!
Stanley, you're so
full of sh*t
you're gonna float away.
Try me! You try me! Just
say it! Come on. All right.
You're gonna float away.
Easy, Mike.
Take it easy, Mike.
What the hell
was that for?
What, you think
it was loaded?
Give me that!
You want to play games?
All right,
I'll play your f*cking games!
Hey!
How do you feel now? Huh? Huh?
Hey!
Big sh*t!
Hi, Michael.
Linda's in back.
She's in back?
Yeah, hey,
how was the hunting?
It was fine, thanks.
Linda, what's the matter?
I don't know.
What's the matter?
Nothing, I don't know.
Well,
it's gotta be something.
I got the car outside.
Yeah. Well, that's okay.
You sure?
No, it's okay.
Just leave me alone, okay?
Really.
Good night,
see you in the morning.
Good night, see you tomorrow.
Come with me.
We'll get you home.
No, I think
I'll go with him.
Okay? Thanks.
Okay.
You okay?
Did you ever think life
would turn out like this?
No.
I-27.
N-40.
Bingo.
We have a bingo,
Johnny come lately.
Where are you, Johnny?
There you are.
B-15.
Yeah.
I-16.
Right.
N-33.
Right.
G-60.
We have... That's a winner.
Get out of my road there.
Ivan Stivan,
I can't see myself smokin'.
And the next number, I-16.
Wish it was I,
nice, sweet 16.
I-18. Then you become a man.
Let's go, men, G-60.
And those boys that
can't help themselves,
please, buddy, help them, too.
Oh, will you dance with me?
G-47.
But I'm still satisfied
with what I've got.
That wonderful life
I've lived.
Think it over, buddy boys,
and I'll give you O-61.
Hi, how're you doing?
Steven,
there's a call for you.
Maybe it's from Angela.
Hello.
Stevie, it's me, Mike.
Michael?
Michael?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
How's things?
I'm okay. Never mind me.
How are you?
Great.
Great.
Hey, wha-
hey, what's that noise?
What?
Oh, wheelchairs.
What?
Hey, Stevie,
when are you gettin' out?
Uh, I'm gonna stay
here awhile, Mike.
What for?
The place is great.
Huh?
It's like a resort.
I mean, they got basketball,
bowlin'.
What?
Princess Grace came to see us
the other day.
Michael?
Hey, hey.
Hey.
Michael.
Steve?
Stevie.
Hey, I gotta go, Mike.
I gotta go.
Curfew, man.
Stevie? Steve?
Mike?
Mike. Hey.
Mike, how are you?
Hey.
Hey.
Michael.
Hey.
Good. We made it.
We made it.
Okay.
Yeah.
Good.
That's it.
Hey.
I don't wanna go home.
I know.
Oh, good. Good.
I know.
Yeah, good.
I know.
Really.
You look good.
Yeah.
You do any hunting?
Hunting? Yeah, I did hunting.
Did you get one?
No, yeah, no, no.
You didn't get a deer?
Didn't get anything.
No, I know.
Oh.
I was tracking
this beautiful buck
and it slipped away.
Oh.
Oh.
Angela didn't send you?
Angela?
She didn't send you here?
No.
Yeah, good.
I got something
I wanna show you.
What's that?
I got something here.
Come here with me
for a minute.
It's something
I gotta show you.
Yeah.
Angela, she keeps
sending me socks.
It's not socks
I gotta show you, Mike.
This-This comes
every month from Saigon.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
That place is
gonna fall any day now.
It's Nicky, Steve.
Nick's alive?
Mike? Hey.
What did you say?
How do you know?
Hey.
That place is
gonna get caught
in a terrible shitstorm.
Where's a guy like Nick
get money like this?
I don't know. Cards, maybe.
Listen, Steven,
I'm gonna take you home.
Oh, sh*t, Mike,
you promised me.
Stevie, I'm gonna
take you home.
Come on. I don't fit... You
can't stay here, come on.
Look... Hey.
I'm gonna take you home.
f*ck, man.
Look, you promised me, man.
I don't fit! Michael!
Hey, I'm sorry.
You do as your
heart tells you, man.
We got a Coke machine,
if anybody wants one.
No, Sergeant,
we're runnin' late.
Make way!
Make way!
Make way!
Hey, where are you going?
Are you going to come
with me?
Do you remember me?
You remember me?
You remember Nick?
You remember Nick?
Where is he?
I don't know.
Really, I don't know.
He disappeared
a long time ago.
Hold on a minute.
What are you
looking for?
Nothing to see
anymore here.
See that?
What you want?
I want a game.
That's for you.
It's too dangerous now.
These times are too dangerous
for this kind of game.
What do you think?
You think I'm afraid of you?
I want to play the American.
I'll match him.
Highest stakes.
Okay.
How do I know
you know where he is?
Because I know, that's all.
But I have to take you
by the river.
Only because I feel
comfortable with the whites.
We are.
You like change your mind?
There's still time.
Come on.
Wait here.
He said we have
to pay to go inside.
How much?
$1,000.
Tell him I'm coming up.
He said, yes, the famous
American is inside.
You have to give him $500 more
for this information.
Where's Nick?
I don't know.
What do you mean?
Where is he?
We have to go ask the boss.
Hey, Nick.
Are you all right?
Nick, it's me.
Nick. Hey. Hey.
What you're doing? Nick?
What you're... Oh.
What you're doing?
Nicholas, what's the matter?
Get over there.
Get over there.
Do you know it's me?
It's Mike.
Tell me, "it's Mike."
Tell me, "it's Mike."
It's Mike.
Tell me, "it's Mike."
It's Mike.
Mike. Mike who?
Mike who? Hey, Mike who?
"Mike who?" I don't know.
Nicholas, I came 12,000 miles
back here to get you.
Don't do that to me,
I'll f*cking... Don't do it.
Don't do it. Don't do it.
What's the matter with you?
Don't you recognize me? Huh?
Don't you recognize me? Huh?
Nicky, I love you.
You're my friend,
what are you doing?
How could you f*cking
do this to me?
You f*cking...
Did you hear what I said?
Come here,
you f*cking guinea.
Salut.
How much?
"How much?"
This is how much.
Here, you count it.
C'mon, why not?
Why not?
I don't want this money.
You don't want the money?
Here, take it,
take that, too.
Tell him, go ahead.
We don't have much time.
We don't have
much time, Nick.
Don't do it.
Is this what you want?
Is this what you want?
I love you, Nick.
Nicholas.
Come on, Nicky, come home.
Just come home. Home.
Talk to me.
Look, Nicholas,
talk to me.
Nicky. Nicky.
Wait a minute.
What did you do to your arms?
Nicky, you remember the trees,
all the different ways
in the trees.
Remember that?
Remember? Huh?
The mountains.
You remember all that?
One sh*t.
One sh*t. One sh*t.
Hey.
Yeah.
Nicky! Nick! Nick!
Nicky! Nick!
Nicky! Nick!
Nicky. Nicky.
No! Nick! No!
No! No! Nicky! Nick!
This seems to be
the last chapter
in the history of American
involvement in Vietnam.
It's also been the largest
single movement of people
in the history
of America itself.
Hillary Brown, ABC News, aboard
the att*ck aircraft carrier
USS Hancock,
in the South China Sea.
"May his soul dwell
Mommy!
I'll get these tables.
Axel, bring-bring those
two tables over here.
All right.
Everybody, make yourself
at home.
Coffee's already made.
Cups. I'll get the cups.
Oh, yeah,
I'll help you with that.
I'll help you, too.
There's too many cups.
How does everybody
want their eggs?
I love them scrambled, John.
Toast. Toast.
Hey.
Careful, Linda, it's hot.
It's hot.
Hey, Axel,
how about some beer?
Here you are.
I'll get started
on the eggs.
Yeah, I'll help you
with the eggs.
No, Linda. Sit down.
Sit down.
Pour the coffee.
It's been such a gray day.
"Stand beside her"
"and guide her"
"God bless America"
"Land that I love"
"Stand beside her"
"and guide her"
"Thru the night with a light
from above"
"From the mountains"
"to the prairies"
"To the oceans"
"white with foam"
"God bless America"
"My home"
"sweet home"
"God bless America"
"My home"
"sweet home"
Here's to Nick.
To Nick.
To Nick. To Nick.
To Nick. To Nick.
Deer Hunter, The (1978)
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