22x17 - No Matter How You Slice It

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Power Rangers". Aired: May 23, 1994 - present.*
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A closeknit band of teenagers in fictional Angel Grove, Calif., transforms into a uniformed team of superheroes ready to take on any villains.

Seasons 1-3: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; 3.5: Alien Rangers; 4: Zeo; 5: Turbo; 6: Rangers in Space; 7: Lost Galaxy; 8: Lightspeed Rescue; 9: Time Force; 10: Wild Force; 11: Ninja Storm; 12: Dino Thunder; 13: S.P.D.; 14: Mystic Force; 15: Operation Overdrive; 16: Jungle Fury; 17: RPM; 17.5- RV: Mighty Morphin (re-version); 18: Samurai; 19: Super Samurai; 20: Megaforce; 21: Super Megaforce; 22: Dino Charge; 23: Dino Super Charge; 24: Ninja Steel; 25: Super Ninja Steel; 26-27: Beast Morphers; 28-29: Dino Fury; 30: Cosmic Fury
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22x17 - No Matter How You Slice It

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(narrator)
Millions of years ago,

the evil Sledge
tried to steal
Fire!

the greatest power
in the universe.

Bring me the Energems.

But an alien
named Keeper

entrusted them to
dinosaurs.

You must keep
the Energems safe.

As for Sledge...
It's a b*mb!

he was blasted
deep into space.

Now the Energems have
been found,

and Sledge returns to battle
a new team of heroes.

Dino Charger!
They are...

"Power Rangers
Dino Charge."

Ooh, I love
to play with keys.

Ooh, are these
what you want,

you pack of
pathetic prisoners?

Sorry!

Your turn, Curio!

Ah!
Just out of reach.

You know, there's only
one thing more fun
than teasing monsters.

What?

Teasing monsters
with my best friend.

That's you, Curio.

Best friends, eh?
Hmm.

I'd better take a closer look.

Happy hugs for happy friends!

With one little snip,

these friends will
fast become foes!

I hope we can
be friends for...

Never!

Yeah, we're not friends!

(sinister laugh)

(both)
I don't ever want
to see you again!

What did you just do
to my bride-to-be?

I-I cut their bond of
friendship!

But I can fix it!

You will fix it.

Get out of there!

But first, you'll cut
the Rangers' bonds

and pit them against
one another.

Do it!

Or I'll turn your arms into
a pair of nail clippers!

Yes, sir!

Off I go!
Snippity snip!

Hmph!

♪♪

♪ Power Rangers,
Power Rangers ♪

♪ Power Rangers,
Power Rangers ♪

♪ In a world full of strife ♪

♪ We must fight to survive ♪

♪ Try to break the chains
that divide ♪

♪ There is only one chance ♪

♪ To take the right stance ♪

♪ Hold tight,
keep our power alive ♪

♪ Go, go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ Don't you ever stop ♪

♪ Go, go, Power Rangers ♪

♪ You will rise up to the top ♪

♪ Rangers forever ♪

♪ Dino Charge altogether ♪

♪ Power Rangers,
Power Rangers ♪

♪ Power Rangers Dino Charge ♪♪

(phone beeping)

(phone)
You have no new messages.

I sense something wrong.

(sighs) I was just hoping
my mom would have called.

She's never forgotten my
birthday before.

Oh, today your birthday?

Shh!

It's okay if they don't
remember.

They have much bigger things
on their minds and it's fine.

Koda, Riley!

Time for some fun,
Kiwi style!

Woo!
Yeah!

Yeah!
Woo-hoo!

Okay. I not tell anyone.

No worry.

I think your family
will remember.

I expected something a touch
less...vertical.

Whoo.
Very nice.

Ah, just like home.

That's one big sand dune.

Perhaps a bit too big, no?

Anyone?
Too big?

Come on!
It'll be a blast.

Woo-hoo!

Here we go!

Try to keep up, boys!

Whoo!

Yeah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Aah!

Guys, that was awesome!

That wasn't scary at all!

You scream like baby pig.

What do you think?

Ooh, that was pretty fun,
I guess.

I hope you got that on video.

My phone.

It must have
slipped out of my hand.

Over here, maybe?

Let's help the lady look.

Ooh, I smell friendship.

(Koda) Your phone
not behind truck.

With one little snip,

these friends will
fast become foes.

You're better off
without a phone.

You waste too much
time on that thing.

Ha, you, Sir Chase, are the
master of wasting time.

I have better things to do.
I'm outta here.

Grand idea.

Hey! What about my phone?

You find it!

Thanks a lot!

Yeah, and you guys
are no help either!

We're looking hard.

(sinister laugh)

Look out!
What the--

Oh, you've spotted me.

Better snip that in the bud.

Chase!
Help us.

You deal with it.
It's not my problem.

See ya.

Someone owes me
a new phone.

I'm out of here.

Four down, two to go.

When I'm done, you won't have
a friend in the world!

Viveks!

We destroy you ourselves!

Your turn, caveman!

What?

It broke my scissors!

Impossible!

(Riley)
He's getting away!

That all of them.

Somehow, that monster made them
forget that we're friends.

Shelby's phone.

Okay, come on.
We gotta go find 'em.

Cake?
Hey!

We're not making cake,
we're making cupcakes!

Ugh!
Vanilla!

No, it's got to be chocolate.

What?

Oh, sir Chase, why try one
fingerful?

Might as well have it all!

(laughing)

Whoa!

Food fight!
(whistles)

What is going on?

See, I told you.
They can't stand each other.

Get cleaned up
and go to the base.

Now!

Guys, don't you see?

That monster even said,
when he's done,

we wouldn't have
a friend in the world.

Somehow, he's broken your
friendships.

He's trying
to split you all up.

And it working.

(scoffs)
That monster had
nothing to do with it.

Yeah.

Some friendships just
aren't meant to last.

I don't believe you.

We build strong friendships,
all of us.

He's right, we did.

And just maybe...

we can build those strong
friendships again.

Okay.

Good friends work together.

Everybody ready?

Okay.

Go!

You've got two feet!

You call yourself a knight!

I call you a nightmare.

Get off me!

I'm not doing anything.

Strong friendships are
built on trust.

Ready?
Yeah.

(cell phone rings)

Uh, Shelby!

Ow!

Chase!
Must focus!

Hey!

Not cool.

Such indignity.

Okay. Well, maybe
we just need

a reminder of what
good friends we are.

Shelby, this is the video
from your phone.

Yeah!
Here we go!

Really fun, right?

Yeah.

That was pretty fun, I guess.

I'm, like, sunburnt.

I hope you got that on
video....

Keeper, I wish you all
the luck in the world,

but give my energem to someone
who can stand this bunch.

I'm on the first bus
out of here.

You read my mind.

Good riddance.

Guys, please.

Look, if our team breaks up,
Sledge wins.

(gasps)
Whatever.

Later.

They're really gone.

Their broken friendships have
caused their energies

to be thrown out of balance.

Soon, the bonds to their
energems will break

and they will cease
to be Rangers.

Energems...sick.

(phone beeps)

(phone)
You have no new messages.

Worst birthday ever.

Your turn, caveman!

Miss Morgan, Koda, come here!

He broke my scissors!

You gotta see this.

Koda, his scissors broke
when he tried

to cut your friendship bond.

Your loyalty to your friends
was too strong to be cut.

You are not just friend.

You are family.

If only I could get
a piece of his scissors,

I could reverse the effect.

Guys?

I have an idea.

There.
All fixed.

The Blue Ranger's friendship
bonds are too strong.

Don't try to cut them or your
scissors will break again.

Don't worry!

Once I snip the Green Ranger,

the last one will be all alone
and easy pickings!

Shear here!

The energems are nearly mine.

Don't mess this up
or I'll snip you!

Now, get out of here!

Yes, sir!

You two go with him.

See that he doesn't
mess this up.

Yes, Master Sledge.

Wait for me!

Very sorry about
birthday, Riley.

Thanks, Koda,
but right now,

I'm just worried about
getting our friends back.

Mm!

At least I still have you.

Now to cut the Green Ranger's
bonds.

What?
How did that happen?

This is how.

Huh?
You tricked me!

We're just getting started.

Koda, catch!

I got the piece of scissor!

No!
Hurry!

Go, go, go!

Get back here!
That doesn't belong to you!

I told you not to snip
the Blue Ranger.

They fooled me!

Come on!

We have to stop them
or Sledge

will crush us into
scrap metal!

Is it gonna work, Kendall?

It's Miss Morgan.

And I really,
really hope so.

Koda, how are they?
We don't have much time.

Oh, no.
Energems getting dark.

Um, excuse me?

Is this where I catch the bus
to the airport?

Yeah, it should be here
any minute.

Okay, thanks.

(Koda) Hurry.
Their bond breaks soon.

(Shelby)
Finally, the bus is here.

(Chase)
It's about time.

These new Dino Chargers should
reverse the scissor's effect.

They're ready.

(Riley)
Hold on.
We're almost there.

There they are.

They're getting on bus.

Dude, I was here first.
Deal with it.

Dino Charger, engage!

Dino Morpher, blast!

What...happened?

Well, why was I leaving?

Look, they glow again.

It worked.
Ha!

(Riley)
Yes!

Why did we treat each other
like that?

It was monster's fault.

But now we go stop them.

There they are!

Uh, guys?

You wanna stop 'em?
Well, here's our chance.

Huh? They're not
fighting each other.

Impossible.

Their snipped bonds are fixed.

You don't mess with
the Ranger's friendships.

It's Morphin' time!

Dyno Charger!

(all)
Ready!

Dyno Charger, engage!

(all)
Energize, hyah!

Unleash the power!

Power Rangers, charge!

Tyrannosaurus Rex,
Power Ranger Red!

Parasaur!
Power Ranger Black!

Stegosaurus!
Power Ranger Blue!

Velociraptor!
Power Ranger Green!

Triceratops!
Power Ranger Pink!

Pterodactyl! Power Ranger Gold!

(all) Dinosaur might,
ready to fight.

Power Ranger...

Dino Charge!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Let me finish
the scissory one!

(all)
Hyah!

I'm gonna be blunt.

You aren't the sharpest
tool in the shed.

(Ivan)
I do wish these Viveks were
more of a challenge.

You can't hurt me!
I'm made of pillows!

That why fighting you...

put me to sleep!

Hey, why are you
ganging up on me?

(Shelby) Because we get
a kick out of it!

Cheers, mate!

You call that a blade?

I'll show you a blade!

Huh?
It's clear cut.

You're no match for
my Dino Saber.

Aah!

You won't ever stop these
blades, Green Ranger!

(sinister laugh)

(sinister laugh)

No!

Riley needs our help!

I've got just the thing.

Dino Steel!
Armor on!

We're coming, Riley!

Parachopper!
Blast!

Parabolt!

No!
Thanks, guys.

'Tis nothing.
Just what friends do.

I'll go help the others,
but first...

Parachopper blast!
Aah!

(Koda)
This make nice change...

from fighting pillow monster.

But Curio is so
soft to kick!

Hey!

Awesome job, guys.

A Ptera charger?
We shall finish him together.

Aah!

Dino Charger, ready!

Ptera Charger, engage!

Wait!
Can't we all be pals?

Think again.

Lightning...

Final strike!

Ow!

Final slash!

Hey!

Cut me some slack.

Yes!

Good job, Riley.

Couldn't have done it without
our friends.

Viveks, rise!

Whoa!

Looks like we need
reinforcements.

Call Dino Charge Mega Zord?
Uh-huh.

Dino Chargers, ready!

Summon Zords!

Zords, combine!

Dino Charge Mega Zord, ready!

Go.

I shall summon the Ptera Zord.

Let's do this.

Dino Charge.
Activate.

(roaring)

(all)
Ready!

Stego Sabre!

(roaring)

Surprise!

I can still cut you
down to size.

A second Vivizord?
We can't move!

I know who that is!

Stop blasting me!

Indeed.

No fear, my friends.

Activate Ptera Charge
Mega Zord.

Ptera Charge Mega Zord,
ready.

Now, en garde!

You're trying to cut in?

This beast is stronger
than I thought.

Ivan needs us,
but we can't get loose!

We can't help.
But I know what can.
Of course.

(both)
Dino Charger, ready!

Summon Zords!

Aah!

Uhh!

Activate, Ptera Charge Mega
Zord, Para Raptor formation.

Zords combine!

Welcome, my noble friends.

Whoa!
The Ptera charge Mega Zord.

We need to help the others.

(both)
Battle mode.

Let's distract
those Vivizords.

Para Zord blast!

We're free!
Thanks, guys.

Indeed.

We'll finish off the Vivizord.

And we'll take out
the scissor guy!

T-Rex Zord!
Final strike!

(roaring)

Ptera lightning blitz!

Uhh! Uhh!

Let's cut him down to size.

You said it.

(all)
Para Zord...

Fireball finish!

No!

I'm not cut out for this!

Monster extinct.

Ha ha!
Indeed.

Awesome!
Yeah!

Sorry, Curio.

I'll never be mean again.

Me either.

Except to prisoners.

Oh.
Yeah.

Let's get the keys.

That was shear fear!

I told him not to cut the Blue
Ranger, but they fooled him!

And you fooled me...
for the last time.

Master Sledge, I think I've
located the purple energem.

What?

I'll deal with you later.

Whew.

(beeps)

(phone)
You have no new messages.

(beep)

(click)

How do you turn
the lights on in here?

(all)
Surprise!

What?

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

I thought you guys forgot.

See? That is how surprise
parties work.

You thought we'd forgotten,
but actually,

we've been planning
for weeks.

Wow.

They tell me
to keep party secret.

I sorry.

Oh, no, this is amazing.

You guys are
the best friends ever.

I just wish my family
could be here, too.

Sir Riley.

Ask and you shall receive.

Happy Birthday, buddy.
Wish you were here.

We miss you, honey.

We hope you have
a great birthday.

We'll see you at the end
of the summer.

Say hi to Riley, Rubik.

(barks)

(laughing)
Bye!
Bye!

They remembered.

Even when you are far away
from your family,

you are always
in their hearts.

And how could anyone

ever forget about you?

(all talking)

♪♪
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