09x25 - Movie Madness pt. 2

[bunniefuu]

Trip?

Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

- Wes, come on!
- What? Wait!

- You can't do that!
- Stop him! Aah!

Cut! Cut!

This was not supposed
to be in the script!

I quit! Aah! Ha!

But you haven't
finished your scene.

Nice move, Trip.
Ha ha! See ya, suckers!

Whoo! Yee-haw! Oh!

Get this! Get this! Roll film!

[ both grunting ]

Nice. Ha ha ha.

Riding horses looks
like fun in the movies.

Hey, Circuit said that
Cinecon's clapboard

controls the dimension.

[ whispers ] There it is.

Whoa! I have an idea.

[ drumming and chanting ]

[ clicking tongue ] Come on.

All right, thanks a lot, little guy.

Go on. Go on.

- Are you okay?
- Yes.

# When I wish upon a star #

# I wish for you #

[ sustains note ]

Whaa!

You have passed the test,
young warrior.

Here is your scroll.

Explosions. I love explosions.
Good idea.

Where are my actors?
This is not exciting enough.

Get me a close-up.

Excellent. Keep rolling.

- Oh...
- Huh?

Hey, what do you think
you're doing?

Oh-- Ha ha! Too bad!
Come and get it!

Hey, Wes!

My slate!

Yee-haw! Whoo!

No!

My hero.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!

Aah! [ groans ]

[ all laughing ]

Whew, man,
I'm so glad that's over.

The movie isn't over yet, Rangers!
Prepare for part II.

Enter Ransik the Supervillain!
Ah ha ha ha!

Cut! That was great, Ransik,

but this time I want you to
give it to me with feeling.

Get out of here! Go! Go!

And action!

Run. Run!

Come on, guys!

Oh, don't tell me.
We're in New York?

Let's go!

Hey, guys! Look. Water.

- Water?
- [ all panting ]

Whoo! Look at this!

Ladies and gentlemen,

over on your left hand side,
we have what is known

in the biz as the
craft service table.

This is where all of the stars
come and get their

snacks between takes.
Take your pictures, everyone.

Take your pictures.

Guys, follow me.

Hi. Hey, guys, I just saw
Frankie Chang sh**ting a movie

- right down that alley.
- Frankie Chang?

Right down that alley.

Ladies and gentlemen,
did you hear that?

Frankie Chang, the
world-famous action star,

is filming just down there.
Let's go!

Right down there, you guys. Drive!

Go! Go! Get in! Drive! Go!

I'm going, I'm going!

- Go! Go!
- Go! Go, go! Go!

[ all shouting ]

That way! That way! That way!

[ groans ] This way!
This way! This way! Come on!

Here, on the cart!
On the cart! On the cart!

- What are you doing?
- Why are you stopping?

- Lucas, why are we stopping?
- We ran out of gas.

Hurry! Come on!

Get them!

Okay, here's the plan--
we each go our separate ways.

Good luck.

Ah, there they are.
Pull up next to them.

Come on. Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!

Aah! Get me up! Get me up!

All right, this is great.
Get that camera set up.

Hurry!

Great! Great!
What a marvelous performance.

I could make a star out of you.
Smile for the camera.

Don't be afraid.

- How you doing?
- Aah!

All right! We made it!

[ faint rustling ]

Wait, do you hear that, guys?
Do you hear something?

Run! Run!

- Hurry, it's coming!
- JEN: Ransik's behind us!

Go! Go! Hurry, hurry! Go!

- Oh...
- Get 'em!

[ shouting ]

RANSIK: After them,
you worthless...

[ in high-pitched voice ]
Let's go! Hurry!

[ all shouting ]

Move it! Get them! Get them!

Aah! Get them!

[ rock music playing ]

What is that awful noise?

Have you seen the Rangers?

The Rangers!

The Rangers!

Let's go.

[ music stops ]

Come on, let's go! Watch out!

LUCAS: Come on!

- The desert?
- We'll roast.

Ready for the desert chase scene.

- The Vector Cycles?
- [ engines approaching ]

There's nowhere to run
this time, Rangers.

- Action!
- Let's do it!

ALL: Time for Time Force!

Take this!

Nice shot!
Come on, let's finish this.

Right!

Aah!

Cue the expl*si*n!

- It's up to you now, Wes.
- [ laughing ]

I'm on it.

- Showtime!
- Ah ha ha ha ha!

Nice acting, Wes.

I think Ransik's
doing this last scene.

[ coughing, gasps ]

That was beautiful. Cut!

Print that!
You were marvelous, wonderful.

Get this stuff cleaned up
and ready for the next scene.

You, go clean up.

We've had enough of
your bad direction, Cinecon.

- We're done, and you're history.
- You can't leave yet.

You're not finished.
It's time for the big finale.

- What's happening?
- How did we get in our Megazord?

Oh, not we're still trapped
in Cinecon's movie.

This is your last scene, Rangers.

We have one last battle,
which, of course, I win.

Everybody ready?

Excellent, but I've decided
I need more drama.

- Bring in the costar!
- Coster? What costar?

Oh, no!

He brought in the Q-Rex so
he can destroy us all at once.

This will make an expl*sive ending
if we capture it just right.

Okay, the final scene's
got to be big, big, big!

- What is he talking about?
- I'm the director,

and I can make changes as I please.

Cyclobots, write this down--
new final scene.

Add the Transwarp Megazord
into the fight. You got it?

The Transwarp Megazord?
Can he do that?

It's his movie. He can
do whatever he wants.

- He really did it.
- Whoa, this is crazy.

Yeah. How are we ever
going to stop this guy?

I don't know, but
we've got to do something.

Okay, here's the scene--
I attack, then you fight back,

yada, yada, yada,
until finally, I destroy you.

- Simple.
- I'll show you simple!

But you've got to wait
for me to say...

action!

Now comes the big ending.
Cue the Zord!

- [ laughs ]
- This is our last chance.

All right. Full power
to Megazord Saber now!

Fire!

Yeah! We did it!

Wait a minute.
That wasn't in the script.

No improvising. Cyclobots,
show me the last scene.

It's gone? What happened
to the last page?

- The last page?
- Hey, I know what happened.

I wanted to get
Frankie Chang's autograph,

but I didn't have
anything to write on,

so I tore the last page
out of the director's script,

- and here it is!
- You are amazing.

- Yeah, good job, Trip.
- How am I supposed

to have a blockbuster
without an ending?

I've got an ending for you, Cinecon!

Q-Rex, fire lasers.

- Now for our grand finale.
- Time Target!

- That was great.
- Yeah, but being in the audience

sure beats actually
being in the movie.

- I'm with you.
- I don't know.

I kind of liked the
movie scene I was in--

- singing, dancing...
- LUCAS: Me, too.

A beautiful princess... it was cool.

You mean you two didn't have
a great time in the old west?

Yeah, well... some of it was fun.

- And some of it was a real pain.
- Let's go, partner.

[ groans ] Remind me to cancel
those riding lessons, Trip.

[ groans ]