09x24 - Movie Madness

[bunniefuu]

[ music playing ]

- Yee-haw!
- Whoo!

Yeah! Yippee!

Get him! Get him! Get him! Whoo-hoo!

The guys in the white hats
are the good guys.

- The guys in the black hats...
- Are th bad guys.

Exactly. Look. Do you mind?

- I am trying to do some research.
- We're doing some research,

too, teaching Trip here
about the old west.

Whoo! Reach for the sky,

you yellow-bellied,
lily-livered varmint!

Ha ha! [ imitates g*nf*re ]
Whoo-hoo! Yee-haw!

Hey, guess what.

They're sh**ting a movie
right down the street.

- Really? Let's go check it out!
- Whoo-hoo!

Forget it.

We've got too much work to do
to worry about some silly movie.

[ groans ]

I thought you said she'd
want to see Frankie Chang.

Frankie Chang?

Hurry! Come on!

Frankie Chang is her
favorite action star.

- Get out of here.
- Mm-hmm.

There he is. There he is!

[ gasps ] Wow.
It's really Frankie Chang.

Cut! Cut! Perfect.
Brilliant. Print it.

- MAN: Get those cables over here.
- MAN : Harry, in a hurry.

WOMAN: Greensman,
over here, please!

His movies are okay.
But samurai movies rule.

I'm going to go get
Frankie's autograph.

LUCAS: I mean, those fancy japanese
outfits and swords are so cool.

WES: For me it's just a good
old-fashioned cowboy movie.

You guys and your action flicks.

Give me an old-fashioned
musical any day.

Something's going on over there.

I'm going to go see
what's happening.

I'm going to change it
around a little bit.

The next shot's going to come
from up there. Five guys right--

Sir, one of the stuntmen
has hurt himself.

- We sh**t without him.
- We can't.

He's the guy that fights Frankie

and takes the big fall
with the explosions.

I'll do it. I watched the scene.

You fight, you fall
on the pas. It's easy.

I don't know. Ha ha ha!
You're a pretty solid kid, huh?

All right, somebody get
him into some makeup.

Follow me. We have
a new stunt guy

coming into makeup and
hair right now.

- Thank you so much.
- No problem. Nice hair.

Oh, thanks. You too.

Frankie, hi. Trip, come on.

Thank you. Bye.

- Thank you.
- Oh, nice.

What do we think?
You like the long blond hair?

Wes?
We're ready for you, all right?

My fans, they're calling.

- WOMAN: Move the cables.
- MAN: Here we go.

All right. Quiet, please,
and roll camera.

Action.

Whoo!

[ groans ]

Hey, that sword's real!

Hey, it's not supposed
to be like that!

Get out of here!

MAN: Hey, what do you
think you're doing?

[ screaming ]

Go!

expl*si*n!

Wes!

- Wes, are you okay?
- Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!

- Hey! They moved the pad.
- You're lucky I'm still in one piece!

Ooh, not for long. Don't you
know the name of this film?

Hmm? "The End Of The Rangers."

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

- My Frankie.
- Welcome to Movie Madness!

Cut to the samurai scene.

Wes, Jen?

What's going on?

- [ men laughing ]
- You're starring in my samurai movie.

Roll camera. Action!

DIRECTOR: Cut to the musical.

Where am I?

Who's there?

Cue the music. Action.

[ piano playing ]

# Put on your top hat
and tails tonight #

# We're stepping out into
the bright city lights #

# Excuse me, sir,
what the heck's going on? #

# Stick with me, baby,
can't go wrong #

Cut to the Kung-Fu movie.

Wow.

Settle. Lights, camera, action.

You must defeat all
of these warriors

in order to earn this scroll.

You are doing well. Continue.

- Eric, I need your help.
- What are you-- crazy?

No, really. I'm serious.
This is important.

The Rangers are missing.
I can't find them anywhere.

Well, maybe they're out
picking up someone's trash.

- But, Eric--
- Now, get off my car, birdbrain.

- I'm busy.
- You've got to listen to me.

They've vanished from
this dimension completely.

- What?
- Ah, another star wannabe.

- It's Cinecon!
- What are you talking about?

Listen, kid, I know you
want to be a movie star,

but first you've got
to audition for me

just like everybody else.
Okay, here's your big chance.

Cyclobots, give him his screen test.

You call that acting?

Make me believe it.

Cut!

- Now it's your turn.
- A real tough guy, huh?

What is it?
Oh, I agree wholeheartedly.

Today's your lucky day.
You got the part, kid.

Jungle movie, take one.

[ yells like Tarzan ]

Aah! Aah!

Oh, Daddy, I never get
to do anything I want.

But, dearest, you have
all the gold, clothes,

and jewelry that
anyone could ever want.

You think all I want
is expensive stuff?

Really, Daddy, how shallow
do you think I am?

I have much more
important dreams.

- I want to be famous.
- You are famous!

You're the daughter of Ransik,

the mutant who will
one day rule the world.

Yes, well, that's okay, I suppose.

But what I really want
is to be a movie star!

- Please... please...
- But--

Put me in Cinecon's movie.
Please, Daddy.

- Please.
- Oh, all right. I suppose.

- What?
- I suppose.

- Whoa! Yay! Ha ha!
- [ sighs ]

So, what do you say we do lunch?
Perfect. Ha ha ha ha.

- Uh, Cinecon.
- Ransik.

I have a little request.

Yes, of course you do,
but make it quick.

Can't you see I'm just
about to lose my light?

Uh-huh. I'd like you to put
my daughter Nadira in a scene.

What do you think I'm
doing here, a kiddie show?

She's not even an actress.
I won't use her.

Let me put it to
you another way--

put her in the film!

Great idea, Ransik.
Why didn't I think of that?

Perfect choice. Bye, now.

Whew. Producers-- always
ruining a good project.

[ mouth full ] Cut to the western.

- Wow. Where are we?
- Trip, it's the old west.

I've seen lots of
westerns. Come on.

There's always people
in the saloon. Ha ha!

Did he say the right line? Good.

[ piano playing ]

[ piano stops ]

- They all have on black hats.
- Just follow my lead.

- Howdy, partners.
- Howdy, partners.

We'll take two sarsaparillas.

[ piano playing ]

Move it, Nadira.
Your scene's up.

We need you on the
set right now.

Oh, my big debut!
I'm going to be a star.

Okay, background
movement go, and action.

[ gasps ]

[ crying ]

- You!
- You know them men?

Know them? Why, they
burnt down our barn!

And robbed my daddy!
Even stole his boots!

- Aah!
- MAN: They stole his boots?

Why, you yeller-bellied,
lily-livered varmints!

Whoa, they really do
say that in westerns.

$ to the man who
brings them to justice!

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

You'd better be getting this.
It's beautiful.

Hi.

- Trip, we need to contact Circuit!
- Right.

Circuit!

Circuit, Circuit, come in.
We need you.

Trip, I've been scanning all
over for you. Where are you?

Cinecon sent us to
some alternate dimension.

Aah!

[ speaks japanese ]

[ music playing ]

# There is no sweeter
rose than you #

# No sky that matches
your eyes so blue #

# This is such a strange
way to meet #

# But you've swept me
right off of my feet #

Oh, that's marvelous.

[ drums beating ]

You're going to cook me?
This can't be happening!

Aah!

I reckon this is the end
of the trail for you, partner.