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14x10 - Petrified Xander

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Power Rangers". Aired: May 23, 1994 - present.*
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A closeknit band of teenagers in fictional Angel Grove, Calif., transforms into a uniformed team of superheroes ready to take on any villains.

Seasons 1-3: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; 3.5: Alien Rangers; 4: Zeo; 5: Turbo; 6: Rangers in Space; 7: Lost Galaxy; 8: Lightspeed Rescue; 9: Time Force; 10: Wild Force; 11: Ninja Storm; 12: Dino Thunder; 13: S.P.D.; 14: Mystic Force; 15: Operation Overdrive; 16: Jungle Fury; 17: RPM; 17.5- RV: Mighty Morphin (re-version); 18: Samurai; 19: Super Samurai; 20: Megaforce; 21: Super Megaforce; 22: Dino Charge; 23: Dino Super Charge; 24: Ninja Steel; 25: Super Ninja Steel; 26-27: Beast Morphers; 28-29: Dino Fury; 30: Cosmic Fury

14x10 - Petrified Xander

Post by bunniefuu »

[bird squawking]

♪ Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers

♪ Here come the Power Rangers

♪ All right, let's go
It's time to turn it on

♪ To set the record straight

♪ We're gonna come through
to right the wrong

♪ Fight evil
Ranger Power standing strong

- ♪ We got it going on
- ♪ Mystic Force, yeah!

♪ Five great Rangers here
There's no need to fret

♪ We're the ones that will make a way
Here to make a change

♪ When there's trouble, we don't play
We come together to save the day

♪ Let's go, let's go, let's go!

♪ Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers

- ♪ Here come the Power Rangers
- ♪ Mystic Force, yo!

♪ Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers

- ♪ Here come the Power Rangers
- ♪ Yo! Yo! Yo!

♪ Here come the Power Rangers
Here come the Power Rangers

- ♪ Here come the Power Rangers
- ♪ Mystic Force, let's go!

♪ Yeah! ♪

[man] Previously on
Power Rangers Mystic Force:

[Udonna] It's the map
to the Fire Heart.

The ancients believed it to be
the source of tremendous power.

The secret of the Fire Heart.

- [both screaming]
- [Necrolai] l'll take that.

Give me that!

[Vida] Hey, Chip,
any luck with you-know-what?

- No.
- Ha!

l've outsold you by $ ..

l win the bet.
You owe me lunch.

Not so fast. Xander the Great
still has four minutes to go.

- [Vida] Ah, Leelee.
- Can somebody help me, here?

Afternoon, Leelee.

You look like a Zeppelin fan.
Can l interest you in something?

Nice zit, Rudolph!

Zit?

- Whoa!
- [laughing]

Xander, the Great Big Pimple!

Oh, it totally ruins
my perFect profile.

This zit is like having
an extra nose.

That's it!

Maybe the scroll to the Fire Heart
is mo halves of the same face,

- minus the zit of course.
- [Vida] Shh!

Yes! Success!

l've finished this entire
cypto-magnetic puzzle

in just under minutes.

l should work
for the CIA or the FBl.

Or better still...
the Power Rangers!

- [gasp]
- Uh...

- What did l say?
- Nothing.

- Yeah, that's a great idea.
- You should, uh...

Give 'em a call.

Give 'em a call.
Give 'em a call!

- [sighs]
- Man!

[Clare] OK, this time it has to work.

Hmm.

[Chip] Yeah, then it hit me.

The mirror was the key.

So while Xander was staring at himself
and l was staring at Xander,

the answer was staring at me.

What mountain does that look like?

[Vida, Madison gasp]

[all] Mount Fuego!

[all] Yeah, Chip!

[gasps] It's working!
Look, l finally did something right!

What did you do?

lt's a potion l concocted
to make sad, dull-looking flowers

become perFectly gorgeous.

lt's perFection potion.

Right, let's go.
Fire Heart is waiting.

We'll have to split up
to cover that much territoy.

Hey...

[Vida] Come on, Xander.

[Xander] PerFection potion.

There must be a way
to make sense of this.

Mom! l'm home!

lf you can call
this wretched place a home.

lf you don't like it, perhaps
it's time you lived with your father.

[sighs]

Oh, that's right.
l had him turned into a worm.

OK, l get your point.

What are you working on?

The Fire Heart scroll.
It's been impossible to decipher.

- That old thing?
- Ahh!

l know how to do it.

- [Xander] V! Come quick!
- What?!

- Did you find it?
- What?

Oh. No, no, no. Look.

My perFect profile has been restored.

l'm back!

Xander's back.

This mountain ain't big enough
for the three of us.

You, me and your ego.

Whoa, look at that.

lt's definitely the symbol.

- Be ready for anything.
- Got it.

Oh! Watch out!

Huh? Ah!

Cave slime.

[sighs] Nasty.

Look.

''The Fire Heart is close at hand

Those who find it
shall rule the land.

But take good care
for there is no clue.

ls it door number one?

Or door number mo?''

What do you think we should...? V!

Yes! That's got to be it!

You always have been lucky.

[Vida] Let's get it outside.

- What's behind door number mo?
- Xander!

[roaring]

- l, on the other hand, am not so lucky.
- [roaring]

All right, let's Ranger up
and show him who's boss.

Ahhh!

- OK, he's boss.
- You think?

- Ah!
- Xander!

Are you OK?

Been better.

Magi Staff! Tornado Power!

Power down.

Power down.

Thanks.

Let's get the Fire Heart.

Ahh.

Hey!

We heard an expl*si*n.

[straining] It's stuck.

Look at this.

[Vida] Cool. It's counting down.

''This ancient puzzle
is your task in hand.

Solve it quickly
to receive what's grand.

But if you fail
this timely chore,

The Fire Heart will be no more.''

- Ooh.
- Great, another riddle.

[all screaming]

Hand over the chest!

Let's Ranger up.

- Ready!
- [all] Ready!

Magical Source! Mystic Force!

Galwit Mysto Rangers!

Magi Staff! Hyah! Hah!

Take this!

- Aah!
- [cackling]

You're through!

- Hahhh!
- [grunting]

- [Vida] Way to go, guys!
- [Madison] Woo-hoo!

- That was close!
- We did it!

[muttering]

You failed the master!

For that, you will pay!

[screaming]

[groaning]

Uh-oh.

You have failed me for the last time,
soulless mutant!

Yah! Where is Necrolai?!

That hag has failed me too!

[growls]

- You've got to help me, Koragg.
- Huh?

Morticon will destroy me
if l don't get the Fire Heart.

Hmm.

[Madison groans]
It's still counting down.

Sory, guys.
l've never seen a puzzle like this.

l don't know where to even begin.

Then none of us do,

and we've already lost half an hour.

You've still got leaves
stuck in your hair from the battle.

Ow!

Whoa!

lt's nothing. Really.

- l'm iust having... a little issue.
- [all gasp]

[all laughing]

This is funny to you guys?

Come on, Xander.

You always laugh when Clare
turns herself into funny stuff.

l'm sure it's iust a side effect
of your organic powers. It'll go away.

Knock on wood.

[Nick] Guys, guys.
Come on, enough.

- [clears throat]
- Leaf Xander alone.

Can we focus on something
important, like opening the chest?

We're running out of time.

Mmm.

- Hey, l got it.
- You solved the puzzle?

No, but l think l know who can.

Hardest puzzle in the world, huh?

Next to impossible.
Can you beat the clock?

Oh, l can solve it
in less than an hour.

- This better work.
- Hey, don't wory.

When he figures it out,
we create a diversion

and slip away with the chest
before he can open it.

- Simple.
- Famous last words?

_ .

- Still blossoming, l see.
- It's getting worse. Look.

Ooh. Some girls like a mossy chest.

Hey, this is serious.
l can't be seen like this.

- What happens if it doesn't go away?
- It will...

...in the fall!

Look, you didn't do anything to cause it
so l'm sure it'll fix itself.

l did do something.

l sprayed myself with Clare's perFection
potion, hoping to fix my nose.

[gasps] Now look at me!

- l won't forget this, Koragg.
- You better not.

The Rangers have
found the Fire Heart.

Lock into its mystical energy
and retrieve the treasure.

lt will be done!

Hey, have you seen Xander?

No. But look, my potion failed.

All of those pre_ flowers
l sprayed died.

Oh, no.

Xander.

[grunting]

[both screaming]

Phineas! You shouldn't
sneak up on people.

l wasn't sneaking.

l didn't see you because, well,
l don't know if you noticed but, uh,

- you look like a tree.
- Thanks for the news flash.

l can't be seen in town like this.
l look horrible!

Actually, if you ask me,

green is your colour.

Just watch out for the termites.

- Aah!
- [laughs] Gotcha!

Sory.

Hey, you came to the right place.

l know all about what it's like
to not fit in anywhere.

Hey, tell you what.
l got an idea.

How about you come stay with me?
It'll be great!

l mean, you know, it's not much,
but it's home.

Ahhh.

So...

...first a Power Ranger,

now a tree.

You're really branching out!

A Troblin with a sense of humour.
That's great.

l'm sory.

Well, you know, you can't sit around
here pining about your past life.

You get it? Pining?
'Cause you're a tree!

[laughing]

Oh... uh...

l'll go get some dinner.

Yeah.

- Hey.
- Oh.

Watch what you say. Tough crowd.

Xander! There you are!

l've been looking
all over the forest for you.

Here l am. Where l fit in.

Clare's working on an antidote
for the perFection potion right now.

lt's too late.
Look at me!

l was so worried
about looking perFect.

Now, l'll never be able
to show my face to anyone,

ever again .

- Xander the Great's gone for good.
- No, he isn't.

He's sitting right next to me,
feeling sory for himself.

Look, l didn't mean
to ride you so hard.

lt's iust that you're
always so confident.

lt's kinda nice to see you human.

- So to speak.
- How can l be confident now?

Confidence comes from the inside.

And your insides are still intact.

Xander...

...you are great.

You don't have to be
Xander the Great.

l guess you're right.

l am more than just a pre_ face.

Come on. Let's get you back to normal.

[creaking]

Oh! Can't move!

You're taking root!

[mumbling]

l think he's getting close.

- How can you tell?
- He's starting to drool.

[laughing]

[morphers beeping]

Rangers, there is
dark energy heading your way.

We gotta stop it
before it gets here. Come on!

Out of my way! [cackles]

Hyah!

- Ha!
- Hah!

Hyah!

- Hidiacs!
- We better make this quick!

OK...

Phase mo.

Magical Source! Mystic Force!

Galwit Mysto Rangers!

Come on, Xander!

lt's not working!
My arms are stiffening!

lt's gonna take a miracle!

Guys! You guys! [screams]

Hury, Clare!

l've got the antidote!

Quick! My mouth is starting to...
[mumbles]

l've got a faster way!

[Vida] Mystic rain cloud!

[Clare] It worked!

lt's gone!

Thank you. l could not have
gotten through this without you.

[morpher beeps]

- New spell code.
- [Wick] We need your help! Hury!

Let's go!

Oh, guys! Wait up!

l've got worms!

Yoo-hoo!

Where'd he go?

Oh...

Don't you wory, friend.

l'll never leave you.

Come on!

- You!
- [grunting]

Ha-yah! Come back here!

- Over there!
- Nick!

Just in time! That bonehead's
going after the Fire Heart.

- OK. l'll get him.
- Right.

- Ha!
- Ha!

Stop!

- Hyah!
- Come on!

Magi Staff! Earth Power!

Let me go!

You asked for it!

That'll teach you.

lt's gonna take more than that.

[cackles]

No way!

Bone attack! Yah!

[screaming]

Show me what you're made of.

You got it.

Time for the new spell code.

Mystic Force Fighters!

Sweet!

Let's get ready to battle!

Ha! Ha!

You've come to the right place.

Come on! Hyah!

Fire!

[bell rings]

Dance like a butterFly,
strong as a tree.

Now l'm just warming up.

- Hee-yah!
- Aah!

[laughs] Yeah!

This round's over.

[screaming]

Ha! Knockout!

- Yeah!
- You did it!

Got a new spell code.

Check 'em out.

- Whoa!
- We all got it.

l guess we can all use it.

- All right!
- Yeah!

[grumbling]

[grunting]

[bell dings]

Oh... Wait!
l think l've got it!

- You solved it?
- Yes! Yes!

lt's a mathematical conundrum.

See, each of these buttons
corresponds to a number

that, when divided by pi,
gives a series of integers,

that all... point towards...
this button.

- Huh?
- Uh...

[chest whirrs]

- [bell dings]
- [all sighing]

l'm the greatest puzzle-solver
on the face of the planet!

- Thanks a lot, Toby.
- You're a genius.

Wait! Wait, wait, wait, wait!

What's inside?
You gotta tell me.

Uh... Toby...

...if a tree makes
a mistake in the forest,

and a friend comes to help it,

does the tree learn its lesson?

Oh! A riddle!

- A riddle!
- Yeah.

Oh! Oh!

- l'm gonna get right on that.
- Nice one, guys!

Here we go.

An egg? The Fire Heart is an egg?

No ordinay egg, Chip.

This...

...is the last dragon egg.