06x09 - The Craterite Invasion

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Previously on:

My diary... I think
I left it at the Surf Spot.

There's a restaurant
on top of that building.

Come on, come on,
come on. We got to go!

Whoa. What's that?

"Radioactive Plutonium Reactor"?

( moaning )

We ran out of the tent

and there was this huge bear.

Maybe he was feet tall.

feet? Right.

At least

and he bit me right... here.

( boy gasps )

ALL: Ooh!

WOMAN: Patrick?

What have you done now?

PATRICK: Oh, Mom...

I was just having

a little fun.

Oh, Patrick.

What am I going to do with you?
There.

ALL:
Oh, man!

Bear attack. Right.

Come on, Patrick.

- See you guys later.
- Come on, guys.

Bye-bye.

BOY:
Bye. Come on. Run.

Patrick, you know
you can't go around

making up these stories.

One day something could happen

and when you try to get help

nobody's going to believe you.

- Do you understand me?
- Hey,

Officer Hemming!

Patrick!

There was a bank being robbed

right back there.

Really. I saw it.

Patrick, those tall tales

are going to get you
into trouble someday.

Good day, now.

Mm-hmm.
No more stories, Patrick.

( sighs )

( chuckles )

Deca, load the Craterite
training simulation.

DECA: Loading.

Ready?

I'm ready. Let's do it.

Start up the simulation.

DECA:
Craterite fight simulation beginning.

Ha-ha!

Take your places.

All right. Let's do it.

- Ready!
- Ready!

- Begin!
- Begin!

Let's rock!

Right!

Still collecting storm data?

DECA:
Warning.

This cloud mass has suddenly
become unstable.

Lightning strike is highly probable.

ANDROS:
Deca! Damage report!

Moderate damage detected.

Possible computer malfunctions
have occurred

throughout the ship.

Five, four, three, two, one.

Rangers in space!

♪ Set controls to outer space ♪

♪ Now flying higher than ever before ♪

♪ Rangers... ♪

♪ In Space ♪

♪ Go, Power Rangers, go ♪

♪ Power Rangers, go,
Power Rangers... ♪

Warning.
A security computer malfunction

has occurred.

Something's wrong.

The simulation web just dissappeared.

If that's so, then...
who are these guys?!

Repeat: a computer failure
and systems breach has occurred.

Malfunction on simudeck.

What's happening?

The Craterites--
they're escaping.

Let's go.

No! Stop!

There's too many of them.

They're getting away!

Are you okay?

Yeah... but what happened?

How can our simulated
Craterites be real?

Craterites escaping
through the cargo bay.

Come on.

We've got to stop them!

This is crazy!

There must be thousands of them.

With these, we can hear
everything happening

in all of Angel Grove...

especially aliens.

Professor, you are a genius.

What did you say?

I said, "you are a genius"!

Turn it up, Skull!

( high-pitched tone )

( both scream )

( gasps )

T-talk about sensitive.

( whimpers )

Oh...

Ah...

( gasps )

Ah! Invasion!

( laughing )

( Skull whimpering):
B-B-Bulkie?! Mmm!

Rise and shine, Patrick.

Wake up.

I put your lunch on the table, okay?

And Mrs. Jenkins next door

is going to drop you
at school this morning.

Okay.

I love you, sweetie.

I love you, too.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Let's head for the center
of Angel Grove

and fan out from there.

They've got
to be here somewhere.

They're programmed
for one purpose--

to fight Power Rangers.

They're here hiding

waiting for us.

Let's split up and find them.

Okay. Right.

( gasps )

Thank you.

Whoa.
Patrick, what's wrong?

Mrs. Jenkins was supposed

to take me to school

but when I knocked

she didn't answer.

So I looked and I saw...

What did you see next door, Patrick?

( whimpers )

( sinister chuckle )

( muffled yelling )

Guys! Guys!

You got to help me.

There's aliens everywhere,
and they're after me.

Aliens?

Even the policeman.

I saw his face.

Then they attacked you, right?

Let's see that scar.

( all laughing )

They're out there somewhere, boys.

All we got to do is catch them.

And when this thing is done

there'll be nowhere left to hide.

( laughing )

( beeping )

Carlos... anything?

Patrick, what's wrong?

You'll never believe me.

Even my best friends wouldn't listen.

You know, Patrick,
you've told a lot of big stories.

And so many that

it's made people wonder

what to believe.

You know what I mean?

Hey, how about we walk you home?

Well...

okay.

Couldn't you guys come in
until my mom comes home?

We're kind of in the
middle of something

but you'll be okay.

Yeah, and remember,
when the going gets tough

you can always count
on the Power Rangers.

Now you're telling the stories.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

I wonder what's
gotten him so spooked.

I don't know.

Maybe they left Angel Grove.

Unlikely.

They're here somewhere.

( gasps )

What in the world?

( muffled yelling )

Hello?

Is somebody in there?

Andros! TJ!

Who did this to you?!

What's up?

Is it just me,
or do you guys see two?

Of course.

They took human form.

They could be all over the city.

Let's get you out of here.

ASHLEY:
We're going to need some help.

( beeping )

Go ahead.

( yells ):
Thank you!

Ready?

Let's rocket!

You two got here just in time.

We wouldn't have missed this
for the world.

These guys are everywhere.

Well, not for long, 'cause...

...We're taking 'em down!

That takes care of them.

Yeah, but that's only the beginning.

( beeping )

Go ahead, Alpha.

More Craterites at the beach!

We're on our way.

ALL: Right!

Star Slinger!

Uh... Astro Axe power up!

Ha-ha!

Good work.

That sure did the trick.

Now we know why
we couldn't find them.

They were disguised as humans.

Cassie, I wonder if that's
what freaked Patrick out.

Patrick! Of course!

( speaking alien language )

Power Rangers!

Come on, Patrick.
Let's get you out of here.

Let's go!

Let's split up.

Right. Come on.
This way.

PATRICK: Uh-oh.

It's okay. It's only an officer.

Whoa!

Patrick! Wait up!

Mom! Mom!

Hurry up!

Get in! Hurry, sweetie!

Mom! Mom!

Get out of here! Fast!

We better get out
of here ourselves.

They're right behind us.

There's even more of them!

We're surrounded.

Cassie, help!

Satellite Stunner! Fire!

Andros!

Are you okay?

Yes, but there's too many of them.

We need help.

The others are on their way.

They're really outnumbered.

Let's even up the odds a little.

There are so many.

Where are they all coming from?

Don't know,
but we got to find a way

to stop 'em.

Who's that?

( laughing )

All right!
You made it.

Nothing we do has any effect on them.

Try this.
Deca reprogrammed it

off the data from the simudeck.

So as long as they haven't mutated

this should work.

It's time for you to go back

to the world
of computer simulation

where you belong.

Activate program.

Fire!

( wailing in alien language )

Huh?!

Whoa.
We need Astro Megazord power.

Megazord, online!

( laughing )

Did you see that?!

We need more power.

I'll transfer Deca's simudeck data

into the Astro Megazord Blaster.

Good thinking, TJ!

It's worth a try.

( hollering angrily )

This will take forever!

We have to hit the leader!

They're on its chest.

Maybe if we take him out

it'll tear apart
the whole structuret to think how.

Well, you better think fast

'cause he's coming right at us.

Fire Astro Megazord Blaster

now!

So, we needed a touchdown,
but we're on the .

It was fourth down...

Hey, Officer Hemming.

Hey, Patrick, what's up?

I learned my lesson
about telling lies.

- Sorry about that.
- Apology accepted.

That's a hard lesson,

huh?

Super hard.

BULK:
Nobody move!

Whoa!

Back up! Back up!

I need more cord.

( grunting )

( gasping )
Who know who you really are.

SKULL: Show yourselves,
you sinister space aliens!

Or we'll blast you with
this space-alien stripper

and reveal your true identities.

( laughing )

( gasping )

( laughing )

Now we know

why it's called the stripper.

( all laughing )

( yelping )

Next time on...

Now, do that to the Power Rangers.

( all screaming )

( laughing )

They took human form.

Man... wait, hold it.

Let's do it one more time,
one more time.

Yeah.
Of course they took human form.

MAN:
Still rolling.

Are you guys sure
you want to come...

Don't want to come...
want to come in?

Cut.

This is stupid.