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01x02 - A Piece of Cake

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Rocket & Groot". Aired: March 10 –; May 1, 2017.*
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Before becoming Guardians of the Galaxy, Rocket and Groot were bounty hunters trying to get a ship.

01x02 - A Piece of Cake

Post by bunniefuu »

[MUSIC]

ROCKET: Well, since we need a ton of credits for our new ship and have zilch, we're gonna have to actually work for this.

Let's check the outstanding bounties.

Too monstrous.

Too deadly.

Too ugly.

Next.

Wait.

What?

- I am Groot.

- Aw!

It's cute, it's cuddly, and it's worth a million credits.

This bounty will be a piece of cake.

- What could go wrong?

- I am Groot.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

I am Groot.

This planet is soft and colorful and cute.

And it's making me krutackin' sick.

Where is this little fur ball?

Hello!

Eh, nothing.

This is like trying to find a gum drop in a candy store.

Huh?

[PURRING]

- Huh?

- I am Groot.

Yeah, he doesn't look like his profile pic.

ROCKET: We're gonna need a bigger g*n.

Here, kitty, kitty.

[LASER sh**ting]

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

That was supposed to work.

[GROWLS]

I am Groot!

[SCREAMS]

[GROWLS]

[PURRS AND MEOWS]

[MEOWS]

- I am

- Shh [WHISPERING]

No, no.

Don't speak.