Dog Lover's Guide to Dating (2023)

[bunniefuu]

Bon appetite, Radar.

Radar, come.

Here. Sit. Good girl.

There you go.

Morning.

Oh, did you have your usual

full continental

breakfast this morning?

And what are we treating

ourself to today, Alex?

All the nutrition

I need right here

in this efficient packaging.

As they say,

efficiency is the spice of life.

Mm-hm.

You know she takes

way better care of you

than herself, right, Radar?

Oh, how I cherish these morning

walks with my little sister.

So, what's on

the agenda for today?

Well, I don't keep my schedule

as color-coded as yours,

but it's such a beautiful day.

I think I'm going to teach

my yoga class in the park.

Will you please

finally come to one?

I will soon, I promise.

I have to finalize my training

schedule with the shelter dogs

so that the difficult ones

could be family ready

and adopted sooner.

So, more dogs.

Yes, more dogs.

It's my career, Sarah.

And your spare time.

All that volunteering,

it's noble, but it's a lot.

What's wrong with me

spending all my time with dogs?

They're sweet and they

love you unconditionally.

They're adorable,

but do you really want

a life partner who drools?

Fine by me as long

as they're reliable.

Come on, Alex.

What? You know that I'm right.

People love talking about

being there for each other,

then they bail. Dogs?

They would never.

It's kind of hard to bail

when you're on a leash.

Kidding, Radar.

We know that you're loyal.

Seriously, though.

There's all kinds

of men out there.

Like Jeremy?

Exactly. Like Jeremy.

I think I'm going to try cooking

him veggie rolls again tonight.

I still can't believe

he agrees to try your cooking.

I'm a terrible cook

who loves to cook,

and he loves me for it.

Well, I may not be looking

for a human life partner,

but that doesn't mean I can't

see that he's a good one.

- Man: Simon, stop!

- Ooh.

Hey! Simon!

Simon. Simon!

- Woman: Hey!

- I'm sorry!

Simon!

Sorry about that.

No, no, no, no, no!

Simon, come on!

Everyone is watching us.

What are you doing?

Stop!

Gotcha!

Hold this.

Stop it.

Sit!

Thanks.

Kinda got away from me there.

Yeah, I'm happy to help,

but, you know, it's important to

show your dog some boundaries.

Oh, he's not mine. No.

Simon belongs to a, uh, friend.

Well, it's nice

to meet you, Simon.

And it's nice to meet you.

Simon.

Unfortunate coincidence.

At least you weren't

the one to name him, I guess.

I think he actually

enjoys the humiliation I feel

when I have to say,

"Simon, sit."

Well, maybe try,

"Simon says sit."

But jokes aside,

dogs don't really have

that mean streak in them,

only people do.

Are you some kind of expert?

My name is Alex.

I'm a dog trainer.

I see dogs like Simon

in this park all the time,

and my expert opinion

is you can't be

in your head around dogs.

They like to be around

people they can trust

and people who

trust in themselves.

I'll keep that in mind.

Thanks again for the help.

Bye, Simons.

Ugh, I had to take that call.

The buyers in Milan want

to know if the fabrics from

my capsule collection

were sustainable.

Imagine they weren't.

That'd be crazy.

Oh, he's so calm.

He never likes

people right away.

Sometimes I wonder if

I'll ever get to date.

He's such a little gatekeeper.

You know, I always say,

you can't be in

your own head around dogs.

They trust you if

you trust yourself.

Wow. I love that.

Here he is.

Yes.

Okay, gotta go.

My little gatekeeper needs me.

Man: There he is.

Ah. Thanks, man, but I already

grabbed one on the way.

Don't tell me you were

trying again with Chloe.

I'm never trying.

Right, right.

So, rearranging your whole day

just to bump into her

and hold her dog

while she gets a matcha latte?

Yeah, not trying.

Okay, it's not my whole day,

and besides, you know,

matcha latte isn't that bad

once you get past

the whole dirt aftertaste.

Dude! I get that she's

successful and beautiful,

but I haven't seen you this

stressed out since you couldn't

get your hands on that Piaget

watch you wanted so badly.

That was a collector's item.

So, is that what this is?

What, just another beautiful

thing to add to your collection?

Okay, give me a little

bit of credit here. Alright?

Chloe, yes, is very beautiful,

but she's also smart

and cultured...

And very beautiful.

Mm-hm.

And for the record,

I'm not losing with her.

I'm losing with her dog.

This thing has no chill.

I mean, it goes crazy every

time I try and talk to her.

You don't need dating advice,

you need dog training advice.

That's actually not a bad idea.

I'm going to

take this after all.

Hey!

What do you mean actually?

Don't worry. I'll be back

for the pitch meeting.

I know just where to go.

Oh. Excuse me!

Uh, excuse me.

Hello? Hi. Excuse me.

Oh!

I am so sorry.

What are you doing?

I'm just trying to

get your attention.

Sorry.

Wait, you again?

Do you just go around

trying to scare people's dogs?

Look, the reason that

I followed you home...

Wait, no,

I didn't follow you home.

I, uh, went to the dog park,

asked about you,

which I thought was a long-shot,

but turns out you're

the Beyonc of dog-owners.

Anyway, I wanted to

thank you again for

everything you did yesterday,

and...

Wow, I had no idea

someone with such short legs

could walk so fast.

Are you serious?

The dog. I meant the dog.

It's important to set

the pace with the dog

so they know who's in

command of the situation.

Right.

You said, "and?"

Yes, I need professional help.

Well, that we can both agree on.

With a dog.

You said that wasn't your dog.

It's not,

but I might want it to be.

So, you want help

stealing a dog?

I mean, what is wrong with you?

What? No! I...

Okay. Let me explain.

I want your help

to win over a dog,

so I can win over its owner.

I am a dog trainer,

and a good one at that.

I do not train people,

and I certainly don't get mixed

up in people's dating schemes.

I just need a dog trainer.

The dog eases up,

I got a shot with her.

Name your price.

It's a win-win-win.

That's not how this works.

You can't fake it with a dog.

You really have to show up.

Show me how to show up.

Look, as I said,

I am a dog trainer.

If you're looking

to meet someone,

why don't you go

swipe left or right or up

or whatever people do.

Swipe up?

What kind of apps are you using?

Help me and, um...

What is that?

I will help you make

flyers that don't make people

want to throw

them in a shredder.

I'm an advertiser.

It's what I do.

Just think about it?

Think about it!

Hey.

Oh, my gosh.

Are you finally

joining my yoga class?

Are you actually doing something

for your own well-being, Alex?

Still booked solid,

but I thought I'd come

say hi to my little sister

before my next client.

Okay, well, if you don't

have time to salute the sun,

then please take

the time to eat something

other than a power bar.

Alex: Hi, Gabe. How are you?

Gabe: Good, what can I get you?

The usual.

Oh, I nearly forgot.

Alex: What's all this?

"This should help with the stain

and here's that

coffee I owe you.

Text me if you're game

to help this old dog

learn some new tricks."

Thanks, Gabe.

Am I, I don't know,

missing something?

Remember that guy that

couldn't handle that anxious dog

that destroyed

everyone's picnic?

He tracked me down

and he wants me to help him.

So, why do you have

that look on your face?

I mean, it sounds like

he desperately needs it.

No, it's that he's trying

to use this poor little dog.

Either way,

it sounds like the dog

could fully use the training,

and it's not like you to turn

someone away when they need you.

You need to turn

that dog into date bait.

Alright, well, I have to go.

I will think about it, okay?

Have a good class.

Simon: Come on.

Stop. Stop. Drop it!

Stop it! Stop it!

These are not for you!

Chloe: Be careful, Simon.

Let go, Simon.

Whoa!

Strong for a little guy.

Come on.

Okay, that's enough, precious.

It's fine.

Simon, stop.

Oh, no. It's okay.

He didn't bite me.

No, I mean you.

You're upsetting him.

He's anxious enough

around strangers.

Come here, my baby.

I just can't

leave him like this.

But I got us

reservations for Carbone.

And you will definitely love it.

When I was still eating gluten,

I died for the lobster ravioli.

You understand that I can't

leave him like this, right?

Yeah, of course.

I hope he's okay.

I'm just going to...

Yeah.

Great, keep him close to you.

Then come around.

Yup. There you go.

Sit.

Can you sit?

Good boy.

Alright, that's it.

You are a star student,

and I have a reward for

you for all your hard work.

- Wow.

- There you go.

Thanks, Alex.

Bye, Anne.

We gotta stop meeting like this.

Well, we could if

you'd let me book a session.

Your dog park is just

around the corner from Chloe's.

Wow.

- Mm-hm.

- That bad, huh?

Worse, actually.

Well, that's pretty standard

behavior for stressed out dogs.

Let me guess,

you brought her flowers,

but you didn't

bring the dog anything.

What, am I supposed to

bring the dog flowers, too?

Come on. What?

Okay, listen.

This isn't about you,

and there's no quick fix,

but dogs need consistency,

they need to trust you.

So, bring a treat

every time you see him,

and he'll start to

associate you with good things.

Did we just have

our first session?

I was helping out

a dog in distress.

Fine, you know dogs,

but I know people.

And?

And someone who had no intention

of taking me up on my offer

wouldn't still have

that note in her pocket.

Wh... Come on.

Settles that.

It's too late.

See, advertising 101,

I won the second

I got your attention.

So, that's advertising?

Everything's advertising.

And just like when

I'm in a pitch meeting,

I'm not going to wrap

until I get a yes.

You didn't get a yes.

Didn't I?

I'll see you Saturday

for our first session.

And don't worry,

I won't be late.

Hey, well, maybe our first

lesson should be in listening!

Ready for your first lesson?

We agreed I'm hiring you

as a dog trainer,

not a personal trainer, right?

Okay, I barely agreed to this,

and you don't need

a personal trainer

so much as you need

a life coach,

but we'll just breeze

right past that.

This is a lesson

for you and the dog.

I thought we would

start far away from

patio furniture

and restaurant patrons,

because I think you have

a shy dog on your hands.

Did you see what

he did to the picnickers?

I know,

Simon was very badly behaved.

It's too easy.

Look, I know he seems unruly,

but I think

he's just overwhelmed.

Chloe does tend to take

him to busy, trendy places.

Right, and 15% of dogs are shy,

and, like people, they need to

be eased into

unfamiliar situations

and slowly get

to know new faces.

But here, it's perfect.

There aren't any people

and he can expend any

pent up nervous energy.

Okay, great. So, the lesson

is take the dog outside.

Back up. The lesson is

get comfortable yourself,

then you can

take the dog outside.

I'm not shy.

That is clear.

Thanks?

It's not about you being shy.

Dogs can sense

when something off.

So, if you're nervous

or if you're giving off,

uh, some kind of

try-hard vibe...

So, your expert opinion is

the dog doesn't like my vibes?

I give off great vibes.

It's why I have all

the top clients in my firm.

Mm-hm. Uh-huh.

How do I fix my vibe?

Get comfortable

with yourself and the dog.

That shouldn't be too hard.

So, take Radar here.

She's sweet,

non-judgmental, fun.

You can be yourself,

and she'll love you for it.

Just be myself.

Yes, while petting Radar.

Alright.

Hey, girl.

Yeah.

You're a sweet girl.

Here, why don't you

take the leash?

Alright.

Out here you don't have to

worry what people think of you.

I don't care what

other people think of me.

You definitely do.

Isn't it your job to know

exactly what

people are thinking?

Yeah, I guess.

And meant to give them

exactly what they want?

Yeah, but don't you do

the same thing with dogs?

Not at all. I care about

what dogs are feeling.

I give them what they need,

not what they want.

It's a partnership.

Partnership.

Hi.

Hey. I won't keep you.

I just wanted to check in

to see how you were doing today.

Oh well, I've been running

all over town, but I'm good.

Good. Ha. Um...

Listen, I know you have

a lot on your mind,

but I also know that

you never forget that

today is Dad's birthday,

and you also don't

like to admit that

it's a really hard day for you.

Maybe that's because he

doesn't deserve our attention

or our tears.

Sarah: I'm not asking you

to cry, Alex,

but I also don't think

that we need to pretend

that he didn't walk out on us

or that we weren't hurt by him.

It just feels

like there's always

something there to remind us.

Whether it's his birthday,

the day he left, Christmas.

Maybe I just need to pretend

that I'm okay, even if I'm not.

But I know that

it's hard on you, too.

You were barely three years old.

But you grew up to be amazing,

and that's why I don't need

anyone else but you and Radar.

I'm not going to ruin

this moment by telling you

that that is incredibly cheesy.

Love you.

Love you, too.

I'm not, like, outdoorsy,

but this is

actually really pretty.

Are we going to one of those

super secret VIP concerts?

My friends were

invited to a party

by this remote waterfall.

It turned out to be the most

exclusive Rhianna concert.

Uh, no, this isn't one of those.

Oh.

Is this, like, research for

a client or something?

No, um...

What, so, are you just, like,

into nature?

Yeah, I thought

a calm place like this

would be perfect for Simon,

you know?

There's not a lot of people,

and he can expend any

nervous energy he has.

I'm so sorry. This...

This was a lame idea.

You deserve a VIP concert.

This isn't lame at all.

I love that you thought of him.

Most guys I date just kinda

brush him off, you know?

You included him.

It's really thoughtful.

Well, I think

under all the bravado

he's a big softie.

And which Simon are

we talking about here?

See? He's warming up to you.

Are there black flies out here?

I don't know. Maybe. Why?

I'm allergic to their bites.

And while I love

how much he's loving this,

I'm worried I might

need an Epipen

or twist an ankle, or both.

Ow. Yeah, they're...

Ow!

You know what?

This whole date has gone

from lame to dangerous.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Alex:

Come on, Simon.

Simon: Run, Simon!

Wow, and you printed

them all off, too?

All printed and ready to post.

Thank you so much.

Do you think this will

help Rusty find a good home?

Course it will.

Who could say no to that face?

Just be me in a forest.

Excuse me, are you lost, sir?

Very funny. Can I come up?

Lesson one failed.

Man, do I have a story for you.

Can't wait to hear it.

This should be a fun visit.

Yeah, well,

it's too bad I didn't have

a couple gallons of bug spr...

Oh, I'm sorry.

Uh, Simon.

Jacob.

Jacob and I volunteer

at a shelter together.

He's the most

dedicated one there.

Oh, no. Alex, that would

most definitely be you.

She helps us train

and rehabilitate

the most troubled dogs

so we can find them happy homes.

These days it feels

like I can't keep up.

Capacity's a real problem,

but you didn't come here

to talk about all that.

I'm assuming you're here

to discuss a certain date?

Oh, are you two dating?

Both: No.

His romantic issues

are with a dog.

Oh, sounds complicated.

Yeah.

I'll leave you to it,

but I'll see you

this week at the shelter?

You bet. Thanks again.

My pleasure.

Nice meeting you.

Yeah.

So, should we be talking about

my love life or, uh, yours?

What?

Jacob.

That is someone to swipe up on.

There will be no swiping.

Come on. He's a handsome

do-gooder who clearly likes you.

Seems like a no-brainer to me.

Back to you.

So, lesson one was a failure?

Yes, the secluded nature

date was a complete bust.

Well, I did suggest it as a dog

training tactic, not a date,

because again,

I am not a dating expert.

Clearly.

That whole process

is contrived anyway.

So, dating's a bit of

a sore spot for you?

No, it's just not

a part of my plan.

Right, so you don't plan

on dating, like, ever?

I want to focus on work

instead of trying to

impress other people.

I choose to spend

my time with someone

who loves me unconditionally,

like Radar.

Normal people date other people.

No offense, Radar.

Well, you are just full

of insights this evening.

I will take that

under advisement,

but right now I need

to hang these flyers.

Alright. I'll join you.

What?

Poor Rusty's gonna be homeless

for the rest of his life.

Why!?

Okay, first of all,

you gotta post these online,

not on telephone poles.

What year do you think it is?

And second of all?

"Older arthritic dog.

Needs a home once

his worms are fully treated.

Home should be well-ventilated

and requires

large outdoor space.

Do not adopt this dog

if you aren't ready

to put in the work.

Way to sell the dream.

People need to have a realistic

view of dog ownership.

So many dogs are abandoned at

our shelter because they think

owning a dog is just

cuddles all the time.

I get that, but this is,

uh, a little bleak.

Okay, well, what do you suggest?

Well, tell me about Rusty.

What's he like?

Arthritis and worms aside.

He's the sweetest dog.

He's affectionate and smart,

and he's great with kids.

Alright, well,

why don't we let Rusty

shine a little bit, shall we?

What if we said,

"Looking for an affectionate,

obedient dog

who's great with kids?"

Mm-hm.

"Rusty needs a home

and lots of love.

House trained

and ready to be cared for."

I guess that is a bit better.

Yeah, you can get

your point across

without the scary disclaimers.

There are lots of people out

there looking for dogs to love.

I know that there are

good dog owners out there.

You know, the same could

be said for someone

looking for a relationship.

That's a bridge too far.

You know,

for someone who loves dogs

for their big-hearted sincerity,

you're surprisingly cynical.

I have my reasons.

So, I guess you don't want

to get into it right now?

Alright, well, why don't we

grab something to eat instead,

'cause I'm starving.

I have dinner.

What is that?

It's a power bar. Saves me time.

Yeah, it also saves on flavor.

7:00 o'clock.

I know the perfect place.

So, where are you taking me?

Nowhere with

a guest list I hope.

Do you like sandwiches?

Sandwiches?

Mm-hm.

You criticize my power bars,

and you're taking me

to get sandwiches?

You know, I have

peanut butter at home.

Not just a sandwich.

The sandwich.

Right this way.

Simon, where have you been?

I was starting to think that

you found a new sandwich guy.

Diego, you know

you're my one and only, man.

Hey, yeah.

We'll get two regulars.

Yeah.

You like spicy?

Love it.

Extra spicy.

Perfect.

Leave it to you

to find the trendiest

sandwich spot in town.

Okay, you say the word

"trendy" like it's a dirty word.

It's for a reason.

Diego bakes his own bread.

He marinates

the chicken overnight.

He grills his own vegetables.

- Wow.

- Exactly.

Here you go.

Oh. Oh, you did it again.

Thanks, man.

Both: Wow.

Every time it's a masterpiece.

Careful,

or you're going to give me

one of those Gordon Ramsey egos.

So, tell me,

do I get the honor of

meeting your

special someone here?

Um, no. She's not, um...

She's my dog trainer.

Your dog trainer?

My, um...

I'm training

his girlfriend's dog.

You brought your girlfriend's

dog trainer out on a date here?

She's not my girlfriend.

Like, we've only been

out a few times...

And this is not a date.

It's complicated.

Anyway, Alex here

has no time for food,

and she's been eating

nothing but protein bars.

So, I had to bring her here

so she could experience

what she's been missing out on.

Oh, Alex,

you're breaking my heart.

A delicious meal is

one of life's greatest joys.

Second to great love,

and Mexico winning

the World Cup.

These require two hands,

unlike your protein bars.

Mm.

Wow! What is this!?

This is the regular,

and you wouldn't be eating it

if it wasn't for this guy.

Diego. Careful,

or you're going to make me

sound like a good guy.

Thanks.

Wow. How is I that

I have you to thank

for this little piece of Heaven?

Diego and I, uh, we go way back.

And?

I helped him with

a bit of advertising,

and we got one of the top

food critics to come out

and experience his amazing food,

and, uh, the line-up's

been crazy ever since.

So, you use your power of

persuasion for good, too.

Alright, admit it.

Human food is good.

If you have the time,

it's great.

Alright, I'll take

that as progress.

So, when is the next lesson?

Tomorrow. I am going to

take you to the animal shelter.

Alright, I have a pitch

meeting in the morning,

but, uh,

I'll meet you right after.

Great.

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

Alright, so what do the clients

want for this rebrand?

They're looking for sleek. Aspirational.

Gwyneth meets Tesla, you know?

For dog food?

I know we got a lot of clients,

but, uh, did we

mix up the files?

We are talking about

Good N Happy Dog Food, right?

We are.

Look, I'm just reading from

the brief they sent over.

Cutting edge. Clean eating.

Bio. Organic.

Cleanse culture.

Of course.

They're just looking for

the basic Goop aesthetic.

Like every other client we have.

Okay then.

I think we should give them

exactly what they want.

I mean, we always do.

Okay.

I'll get some concepts

sent over to them.

Thanks,

and once they approve those,

I'll run point on

the campaign sh**t.

Deal. Thanks.

- Two coffees.

- Oh, whoa.

I'm taking your advice

to always bring treats.

Good boy, Simon.

Hey, Jen.

Need a hand?

Oh. Thanks, Alex.

I think I'm okay, actually.

Jacob showed up

early this morning to

help me with the packing.

Packing?

The landlord called to tell us

he's selling the building.

We have to be out of here

by the end of the month.

But that would mean

shutting down the shelter.

You have to fight this.

Alex, I've been

fighting for months.

It's a lost cause.

Let us help you.

I can't let you

help anymore, Alex.

Between running your business

and volunteering here,

I'm surprised you get any sleep.

Why don't you buy the building?

I would if I could.

I guess I just don't

have the means, uh...

Simon. Your newest volunteer.

Nice to meet you.

Volunteer trainee.

Forgive him. He's used to

dealing with corporate clients

that have tons of

money to throw around.

Well, I admire your ambition,

Simon, but if you'll excuse me,

I have to get more

stuff from the back.

So, you're volunteering

here now, too?

Yes. I, uh, guess I am.

Alex:

The end of the month?

That doesn't give us enough time

to find homes for these dogs.

I know, Jen is devastated,

but the landlord's just

not budging on the timeline.

I gotta run, but we're going

to figure something out.

What if we held a fundraiser

to help Jen buy the building?

Well, the building's expensive,

and we only have a couple weeks.

Yeah, but I could secure

a location and sponsorship

from my clients.

We're leading the ad campaign

for Good N Happy dog food.

It's kind of perfect.

I could invite my clients.

They'd love a cause like this.

Yeah, but it would have

to be exclusive, right?

We want people to pay

top dollar to attend.

Oh, we could hold

a silent auction.

Are you sure

you want to do this?

Well, what can I say?

I'm feeling inspired.

So, Ziggy is a rescue,

and he might have been abused,

so just be careful with

how you approach him.

Pet him like this

and say his name gently.

Alright.

Hey, Ziggy.

Hey.

That's a good boy.

I think he likes you.

Must be my natural charisma.

So, should I give

him a treat, or?

With dogs like Ziggy,

we like them to do something

in exchange for a treat,

like shake a paw.

Huh. How come?

He didn't feel very secure with

people when he first came in.

So, he's more comfortable

with a clear hierarchy

and little jobs to do.

Huh. So, he prefers structure

and he has trust issues.

Anyone here that

could relate to that?

Oh, well, that's pointed.

Would you prefer an eager

to please lovesick pup?

Ouch.

Tell him to sit, shake a paw,

and then comes the treat.

Okay. Ziggy.

Sit.

Paw.

Good boy.

- That was great.

- There you go!

Well, that was really cool,

but I'm not sure it's

going to impress Chloe.

Right.

Well, maybe the takeaway here

is the give and take

in a relationship.

Uh, which relationship

are you talking about?

Okay, you're saying that I try

too hard and there's no...

What's the word you love to use?

Both: Partnership.

But hey, I'm a dog trainer,

not a relationship expert.

What do I know? I could show

you how to get doggy Simon

to bring her a flower, though.

Yeah, I don't think

she likes flowers.

Okay, well, what does she like?

Designer clothes.

I don't think those belong

in a dog's mouth. What else?

Matcha lattes.

A small token.

Something thoughtful.

Um...

What do you guys talk about?

Honestly, it's kind of hard to

talk much with bad Simon around.

There are no bad dogs, Simon.

Only badly trained dogs.

Let's go about this

a different way.

What do you like about her?

Well, well. That's easy.

She's super successful.

She's, uh, cool.

Beautiful, and, uh...

Look, I just want

a chance with her.

Well, at least you're

making progress with dogs.

Do you feel like this look

is good for the event?

Hi!

Sorry, we're running

a little late.

Addison is wearing my designs

in Cannes this year.

She had a last minute

change of heart

about a few of the designs.

Simon. Sit.

Good boy.

We'll give you some privacy to

try on the rest of the outfits.

Let's go get you some coffee.

Ever since I switched

to an alkaline diet,

I don't keep any in the house.

You know, that drink order

was really something.

Well, why would I compromise

when I know what I like?

Wow, I guess the forest path

wasn't a fluke after all.

Simon's being such a good boy.

Hm.

I could get used

to hearing that.

Well, I don't have

to worry about

getting my steps in

when I'm with you.

Is that a bad thing?

Just an observation.

Oh, you've been

observing me now?

Yes.

And?

And...

What have you observed?

Well, um, you're very focused. Structured.

I am. I get a lot done that way.

You do. You get a lot done for

other people and their dogs.

So?

So, if you're always focused

on helping other people,

how do you help yourself?

Oh, come on,

I had a full meal with you.

Yeah, you really know

how to treat yourself.

Is this about me

not dating again?

Well, luckily, you don't

need to worry about me.

Besides, you have

bigger things to focus on.

I love this view.

No.

Whoa, whoa. Easy, Simon.

I... I... I'm just...

I'm just going to go back

the way I came, alright?

It's good to face your fears.

Oh, yeah? And when's

the last time you did that?

Okay, we're done

talking about me.

We're here to help you.

I don't know how this is going

to help me or little Simon.

Your palms are sweaty, right?

And your heart is racing?

Mm-hm.

That's how a little dog feels

when he's around

the big threats of the world.

- Okay.

- So, I'm going to show you

a little trick to

help calm him down, okay?

Okay.

Imagine if this is a treat.

Yeah, my imagination

is not that good.

Especially when I'm about

to plunge to my death.

Okay.

When Simon gets upset like this,

I want you to hold this treat up

and I want you to

look him in the eyes,

and let Simon know that

everything is going to be okay.

Everything's going

to be okay, Simon.

Come on.

Hey, don't look down.

Don't look down. Look at me.

There you go.

Okay.

Your heart's

slowing down now, right?

Yeah.

I still don't know why you

had to scare me half to death

by bringing me up here, but...

Honestly,

I hadn't planned on it,

but I figured

why not be spontaneous?

Break out of my rigid structure.

It's beautiful, right?

Wow.

So, what do you think?

Well, it's slick.

It's pretty, uh...

It's so boring.

It looks just like the mock-ups,

though, you know?

I know,

we always give the clients

exactly what they want,

but it's just...

It's got no life, you know?

We need something

more interesting

for the dog food display.

So, what are you thinking?

I know what we need.

Or rather who we need.

Sit.

Yes.

Uh-oh. Canine emergency?

Let me guess.

Christ Evans needs you to

train his mother's bichon.

Very funny. No, it's Simon

asking if Radar and I can

help him out on set for

a commercial he's sh**ting.

Actually, he says, "Need you."

Do all of your handsome

clients talk to you that way?

He's only a client

so I can help him win over

some gorgeous model

turned designer.

I looked her up on TikTok,

not my finest moment, okay?

And yet he's texting you

in his hour of need.

Interesting.

Stop, he said he needed a dog.

Anyways, you better get going.

I'll finish up here.

Don't wanna keep

Don Draper waiting.

Go fetch her

a human relationship.

If I wanted a relationship,

it wouldn't be with someone

who isn't house-trained.

Well, I can't speak

for his training,

but he seems like a man who

knows how to ask for help,

and that is more

than most people I know.

Come on, Ziggy. There you go.

Come on, boys. Come on.

Oh! Hey!

You made it!

Hey, guys.

Hey, thanks for coming, huh?

Oh, man. Do I owe you big time.

Your tab's getting pretty big.

Simon, you know, I'm not sure

this is such a good idea.

Ziggy's really uncomfortable

in unfamiliar environments.

Are you sure it's Ziggy

you're talking about?

Hey. It's going to be okay.

An expert dog trainer who

is going to save this sh**t

taught me that trick.

And besides,

these guys don't bite.

At least not as much

as your usual clients.

Hey, everybody. This is Alex.

Alex, meet everybody.

Hi.

- Hey.

- Okay.

Should we get started?

Ziggy!

Sit.

Good boy. Down.

Good boy.

Okay, Radar.

Roll over.

Good girl!

You know what? I have an idea.

They say that

I'd just call it quits

They said I'd call it

Whenever I would

face a complication

Simon:

Smile for the camera, Ziggy!

They underestimate my grit

My hand is steady, yeah

I'm never shaken

See me dining at the Ritz

All my girls and I

'Cause, baby, we earned it

And we know we're worth it

If you think that I'm a ditz

You'll be thinking twice

Yeah, nice!

Look under the surface

Ooh, baby, I'm certain

Yes!

Oh, baby, I'm certain

Okay, that's a wrap everyone.

Great job.

- Yeah.

- Thank you so much.

Sorry.

I am just going to...

- Okay.

- So, you're the one

who's been training

Simon how to date.

I'd say more

teaching him how to behave,

and maybe love

dogs along the way.

Oh, yeah?

So, what's the guiding principle

of the dog lover's

guide to dating?

Don't date anyone who can't keep

their tongue in their mouths?

I get it.

You want to keep the tricks

of the trade to

yourself for now.

Well, whatever you're doing,

it's working.

He's been one happy pup.

Am I interrupting?

You? No.

Just asking about

little Ziggy here.

Actually, this lovely guy

is looking for his forever home.

- Oh?

- Yeah, he lives at the shelter

I volunteer at.

Ah, we volunteer at.

Uh, you've been once, Simon.

Well, I mean, who could

walk away from this good boy?

Well, I've learned

that people can

walk away from

just about anything.

Actually, yeah, the shelter

might shut down if they can't

raise enough money

to buy the building,

so we're organizing

a fundraiser,

and I was thinking

maybe we could tap

Good N Happy Dog Food

to be a sponsor.

Yeah, it'd be great

for their image.

Yeah, we'll talk to

some of our clients.

I mean, they're always

looking for a good cause.

Malcolm:

I mean, I can make some calls.

You know I can't resist

those adorable eyes.

Are you guys heading out?

I can walk you home.

Uh, I'm sure we can find

our way to the shelter.

But I do know how much Simon

loves his walks, so come on.

Well, that was a lot of fun.

sh**ting a commercial

is your idea of fun?

It was once you showed up.

Come on, admit it. We had fun.

Alright, fine.

We had a good time.

Now, I think it's time

we had some real fun.

Oh, can't imagine what

you consider real fun.

You're judgmental tone

is very hurtful to me.

Just come with me.

Don't overthink it.

Alright, fine.

You're joking right?

This is where we throw

caution to the wind.

I should really be

selling tickets to the gala.

No, no. No work.

Not even for the shelter.

Today it's just us and the axes.

That sounds like the last

thing I'll ever hear.

Oh, it's exactly the opposite.

Today is the first day

of the rest of your life.

What?

Ah, alright.

Let's see what you got.

Ooh.

Another miss.

You're pretty terrible at this.

And it bothers you so much.

Okay, I'm done. I'm done.

No, no. Hold on.

You just got to, um...

loosen up a little bit.

First of all, I don't get loose,

and I hate to lose, so.

I'm going to put it in

terms that you can understand.

Alright?

Don't look at it as losing.

Look at it as training.

- Okay.

- Okay?

Alright, so give me

some tips then, coach.

Thought you'd never ask.

Okay, first of all, you gotta

get your arms a lot higher.

Higher, yeah.

Now, this next part should

come very naturally to you.

You have to remain rigid.

Very funny.

Never mock a woman

with an axe in her hand.

That's perfect.

Let's just get your throws

as sharp as your comebacks.

So, now, I want you to

conjure in your mind's eye...

Yeah?

My studly form

as I throw the axe.

"Studly?"

Now you're just trying

to make me miss my shot.

Miss?

No, I want you to

take a real shot.

Alex, I...

Whoa!

Sorry. So sorry. Um...

You know,

actually I should get going.

I should go check on Radar,

but, um...

thank you for the lesson.

Yeah.

Hey.

What are you doing back here?

I thought you and Alex

would be gone for the night.

Ah, nah. We just went to

unwind at Jack Axes for a bit,

and then she had to go.

So, what scared her off?

You or the axes?

What do you mean?

I don't know, you guys

seemed to be hitting it off

at the photo sh**t.

I thought maybe...

Nah, nah, nah.

Alex and I are just friends.

Maybe I thought for

a split second, but, uh...

She doesn't even date.

What? Like, at all?

No.

Wow.

Yeah.

See ya.

Radar, I'm home!

Radar!

Radar?

What's wrong, girl?

Hey.

Good girl.

Voicemail: Hi, this is Sarah.

Please leave a message.

Sarah, call me back as soon

as your class is over, okay?

Voicemail:

Hi, you've reached Jen.

How come no one is answering?

Okay, this is

how much I love you, girl.

It's Alex.

Hello.

You calling for a rematch?

Alex: Simon?

What's wrong?

Radar hasn't moved

since this morning.

She hasn't eaten and her

breathing's really worrying me.

I need to get to the vet,

but my car's in the shop.

I really hate

to bother you, but...

You don't even need to ask.

You're home, right?

I'll be right there.

Simon, I'm really worried.

Simon: We're going to

get her to the vet

and she's going to be okay.

'Kay.

Gotta run.

Radar's gotta go to the vet.

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Good luck, man.

Thanks.

Alright.

Hi.

You're a vet, too?

So, we'll get her into

the exam room and have a look.

Do you need any help with her?

I got her.

Thank you so much for

seeing us on such short notice.

I've never seen her

like this before.

Come along.

Hey, girl.

Okay. Tell me about

how our girl's been doing.

Well, she was really

lethargic this morning,

but I thought

she was just tired.

When I came home

she hadn't touched her food,

and it didn't look like

she'd moved all day.

Okay, could be a few things.

It's not a fever.

I checked a few times.

Okay.

No runny or dry nose.

That was very thorough.

Oh.

It's tender here.

A little swollen.

Might be a cyst. I'll have

to run more tests to confirm.

So, do we have to

come back tomorrow?

No, no. We're here now.

So, we might as well get it done

and then you don't

have to go home worried,

and we can help Radar,

of course.

I could stay with you,

if you want.

Well, I'll be calling

in a favor from

a friend of mine at the lab.

We could be here a while.

Yeah, we could be

here all night.

Yeah, I don't mind staying.

I want to make sure you're okay,

and Radar.

Okay, fine.

You can keep Alex company

and I'll take care

of everything else.

We better get started, hey?

- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh.

I can't believe we fell asleep.

What's going on? How is she?

She's fine. She's resting.

I've run a whole

battery of tests,

and it turns out it is a cyst,

on her stomach,

which can be quite painful,

but the good news is

it's benign and treatable.

Thank goodness. Thank you.

Well, like I said,

anything for

my favorite patient.

So, I've cleared

some space in my schedule

so I can have it

removed tomorrow,

and then,

after a brief rest at home,

she should be right as rain.

Everything is going to be okay.

Wow.

It's such a relief.

I don't know how to thank you.

Go home, get some rest.

We'll take good

care of her here,

and then I'll drop her off on

my way home from work tomorrow.

- Goodnight.

- Goodnight.

Oh, man. That's good news,

and Radar's going to

be back tomorrow.

I'm so relieved. I don't know

what I would do without her.

Yeah, or Jacob.

The guy really

came through for you.

Yeah, he was amazing.

And I guess since

he works at the shelter,

he'll be coming

to the fundraiser.

Um, volunteer.

Hm?

He's a volunteer. It's pro bono.

- Right.

- Yeah.

Of course.

What a guy.

But you're right.

I should invite him

when he drops Radar off.

Oh, get that.

I can call her back.

No, no, no. It's fine.

I'm going to walk home.

I need some fresh air.

Alex, I can call her later.

Seriously, I'm fine.

Good luck with Chloe.

Thanks.

Jacob:

She's still a little groggy,

but she'll feel more like

herself in the morning.

Make sure she takes one

of those morning and night

for the coming days,

and if she's not up to eating

by tomorrow afternoon,

call my office for a follow-up.

You really didn't

have to do all this.

I know, you don't

like accepting help.

Not for myself, but for Radar

I'll make an exception,

and for the shelter actually.

Did you hear

about the fundraiser?

Jen told me a little

something about it. Your idea?

Simon's actually.

Gala's aren't really my thing,

but the shelter really needs us.

So, I'm trusting him.

Ah.

I think I've met with every

caterer in a 50-mile radius

trying to find someone who

can put on a black tie event

at the last minute.

Well, I cannot make canapes,

but I'll be there,

and it'll be nice to

see each other outside of

the shelter and work.

I wonder if you'll recognize me

when I'm not in scrubs.

Well, hopefully you'll recognize

me when I'm not in yoga pants.

Well, you take care

of our girl, Radar,

and I'll text you

about the event.

Sounds good.

Alright, you be good, girl.

Yeah.

- Thanks again.

- You got it.

This is exactly the inspo I need

for next season's designs.

Huh?

These vintage clothes.

Whenever I get stuck,

I just go back a few decades

and poof there it is.

Right, yeah. That's, uh...

That's great.

What are you thinking about?

- Alex.

- Huh?

I... I mean, um...

The dog trainer

that I told you about.

Yeah, the one that helped

you tame my little wild animal?

Yes. That's the one.

She's a miracle worker.

I still think it's

the sweetest you did that

for me and little Si.

Right.

Well, anyway, I'm helping Alex.

She's organizing this fundraiser

for the animal shelter,

and I've just been running

through in my head the things

that still need to be done.

Let me help. I love puppies.

Plus, I want to

thank Alex in person.

Look, I know how

busy you're with work.

I couldn't ask you to do that.

You're not asking.

I'm insisting.

Put my skills to use.

A gala isn't all that

different from a fashion show.

Well, uh, maybe you could

invite some friends who might be

willing to put some big bids

down on the silent auction.

Done. We'll make it

the event to attend.

Thanks.

Of course.

Anything for our furry friends.

Speaking of furry friends,

how's this one doing?

Great, he loves

vintage more than I do.

Maybe even as much as

he likes you these days.

Oh, my. You've got to try these.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. You need these.

Yeah?

Oh!

It's the hotel.

They just confirmed how many

people they can accommodate.

We're going to have to

start padding the guest list.

Padding.

That's it.

My next collection will

have bold shoulder pads.

Watch out.

You might just be my muse.

I'll have to add "muse"

to my Linkedln profile.

Sorry. I really do have to run.

See ya.

Malcolm: Hey.

Hey.

What are you looking for?

Any other clients we can

invite to the fundraiser.

We've been through that

client list twice already.

But I want to make sure

we didn't miss anybody.

I'm going to do everything

we can to help those dogs.

Right, you wanna help the dogs.

Yeah. I love dogs.

Aren't you in a battle of

the wits with one right now?

You know what? Turns out

Little Simon's pretty awesome.

We've come to

a meeting of the minds.

Oh, good.

A meeting of the minds.

So, I guess that

means you don't need

Alex as a dog trainer anymore.

I wouldn't say that.

Oh? I mean,

you don't need her help

to impress Chloe anymore, right?

I mean, she seems pretty

into you ever since you tamed

her little ball of furry fury.

Yeah, things have

been pretty cool.

Yeah. Mm.

So, is she going to the event?

I don't know.

Seems like a pretty good

opportunity for a date.

You know, get all dressed up,

have a nice evening out.

Someone you care about.

That might be

a clothing designer,

but might be a dog trainer.

Or a vet?

Please don't tell me

you're dating a vet.

No, no.

Alex might be, but, uh,

she said she's not dating

so I... I don't know.

You know what I think?

I think you need

a good night's sleep, man.

You're probably right.

Thanks for your help today.

Yeah, of course.

Get some sleep.

Alright.

Sarah: I never thought I'd see

the day where you were cooking

for someone other

than you and Radar.

I don't know what

sparked the change,

but I like it.

Well, dinner is served.

So, Radar seems like

she's back to her normal self.

Yeah, thanks to Jacob.

Pulled an all-nighter,

ran some tests,

pulled some favors.

He did all of that for you.

What is that supposed to mean?

Come on, Alex, I know

you're not looking for love,

but I didn't think

you were that blind.

He likes you.

No, he does not.

I'm sure that

he wanted to help Radar,

but staying late,

dropping her off after that.

He did all of that for you.

And that's a good thing.

Simon helped me, too.

He drove us to the vet,

he stayed the whole time.

So, not just

one man who's dependable,

but two went out of

their way to help you.

Okay, make your point.

Thank you. I will.

Not every man is

going to be like Dad.

Not every man is

going to disappoint you.

There's some guys out there

who want to make you happy.

Yeah, well,

it's not that simple.

You're right, life is not as

simple as deciding that dogs

are the only ones

who make good life partners.

Both: Mm-hm.

So, now you have two great guys

who want to be there for you.

Yeah, well, Simon and I

are good friends,

but Chloe's the one he likes.

I mean, he hired a dog trainer

to train her dog

just so he could date her.

Mm. How's that going?

Training's going well.

No, I meant with

Simon and Chloe,

because it seems

like he wants to spend

a whole lot more time with you.

He's panning this

whole fundraiser for you.

We're planning that together.

Well, I don't doubt that

Simon's come around on dogs,

and he's come around on you,

or maybe that's true

for the both of you.

Okay, now you're just

coming up with crazy theories.

I'm not,

I just think that I can see

a little bit more clearly

than you can on this.

So? What do you think?

It seems a little fancy.

Well, yeah.

It's meant to be fancy.

I know, I just don't want us

to lose sight of the cause.

I agree, and I think

we can do that with decor.

We could have a bunch of photos

of the dogs that need homes,

and that way we can

bring that all here,

and we don't actually have

to host it at the shelter.

Don't you think people

would benefit from seeing

the space that

we're trying to save?

Do you really want to

cram all the guests who paid

a lot of money for their

tickets in an animal shelter?

Well, then they'd see why

we need the funding so badly.

I think it would be better

not to have people eating

their hors d'oeuvres

crammed between dog crates.

Okay. So, tell me.

What do the people want then?

Well, they want to

have a good time.

They want to get dressed up,

they want to eat, drink.

Dance?

You gotta give

the people what they want.

So is... is Chloe going?

Yeah, I think so.

Yeah, she said she's

going to donate some prizes

and bring fashionable friends.

That's really nice of her.

Yeah.

Is, uh, Jacob coming as well?

Uh, yeah. Well, he's a sponsor,

a donor, and a volunteer.

Guy's a triple threat.

No, I meant,

is he going as your date or?

Maybe, yeah.

I'm sure he would say yes.

If you asked him.

He did stay up all night

to take care of your dog, so.

Yeah, why would someone

do something nice for me

without wanting something, right?

No, that's...

That's not what I meant at all.

People can do

something nice for you

without expecting

something in return.

Can they?

Yes.

Isn't it like that with Radar?

What do you mean?

Well, you talk about

partnerships with dogs

all the time.

They love you for you,

you can be yourself.

You can count on them.

Can't people offer

the same thing?

I don't know, Simon.

Why don't you ask my dad

why he couldn't when he left?

Alex, I'm sorry. I...

That must be really hard.

It's fine.

No, it's not fine.

And I think it's a real shame

that you're missing out on love

now because your dad couldn't be

who you needed him to be then.

I don't even know why

we're talking about this.

I'm just

your girlfriend's dog trainer.

Alex, I don't need

a dog trainer.

Good, then I guess

we're done here.

No, no! Th-that's not

what I meant at all.

No, you know what?

I think you're right.

Why would we continue

on with these lessons?

Let's just focus

on the fundraiser,

and we'll go

our separate ways, okay?

I'm going to grab

something to eat.

Clear my head a little bit.

You want something?

No, I'm good.

Hey.

You okay?

Yeah.

Just hungry.

No, no, no, no. I thought you

upgraded to real human food.

What's with the backslide?

Nothing. I've just been

really busy with event prep.

Okay, but you don't really

seem like yourself lately.

Did something else happen?

Nope. Nope.

Um, just super focused.

Jen is counting

on this fundraiser

and we are running out of time.

That's all?

Isn't that enough?

He said he doesn't

need a trainer anymore.

That's all this was.

And I just thought...

I don't know what I thought.

People leave when

they get what they want.

Alex, he didn't leave.

You didn't give him

a chance to stay.

It's time that

you start opening up

to Simon, or Jacob if you want,

but most definitely to yourself.

Besides, you know what they say.

When one door closes,

another one opens.

See? Door's already opening.

- Oh!

- Jacob: Sorry!

I was right there

in front of you.

You sure were.

Oh, yeah.

Special delivery, Jen.

Here are the extra tickets.

Thank you.

Hey. So, did the owner say

yes to giving us more time to

raise money when he found out

about the fundraiser?

Unfortunately no.

Yeah, he's got other

prospects lined up.

It feels like giving us

first opportunity to purchase

is charity enough.

So, we'll just raise

whatever else we need

at the event, right?

- Mm-hm.

- Right.

Yeah, Alex and Simon have done

such a phenomenal job

with the event.

I am sure that

we will reach our goal.

I hope so.

Oh, you just

missed him actually.

Oh. That's too bad.

Yeah. Simon was here with

a professional photographer

to take photos of

our dogs and volunteers.

His work has brought

so many people in.

That's great! Right, Alex?

That's... Isn't it?

Mm-hm.

Imagine.

Our little shelter at the center

of such an exclusive event.

Did I ever hear that you're

gonna be attending with Jacob?

Oh, um. Well, maybe.

Who could say no

to a handsome vet?

Right?

I mean, you can't, really.

Unless of course you were,

I don't know,

in love with somebody else.

Right, exactly.

Which is why I have no reason

not to go with Jacob.

Wow. Alex, you look incredible.

Can't remember the last time

I've seen you without being

covered in a layer of dog fur.

Well, I have to get

used to dressing up

now that I have

a wedding to attend.

That's right.

Oh!

Oh, congratulations, you two.

You both deserve

every ounce of happiness,

but be warned,

you have now signed up for

a lifetime of her cooking.

Hey, that's my future wife

you're talking about.

Alright, I'll be right back.

My future wife needs a corsage.

Oh, aren't you just

a high school romantic?

Everything just falling into

place for you two crazy kids.

I'm so happy for you.

Thanks, sis,

but things didn't exactly

just fall into place for us.

What do you mean?

Well, you're not

the only one who finds it

hard to be vulnerable.

Really? You guys make

everything look so easy.

Dad made it really

difficult for me, too.

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to assume that his

walking out was easier on you.

You know, I just thought...

I mean, I hoped,

because you were

so little when he left,

you just accepted

our life as it was

and relationships

wouldn't be so hard.

Things like that

always leave a mark.

And I'm saying this

to make you feel bad,

it's just that I want you

to know that I finally

found someone I can rely on.

Happy and engaged.

I know you think that

by pretending not to care

you have some sort of control,

but the truth is you're

just letting Dad's mistake

make the most important

life decision for you.

Wow.

You look beautiful.

I mean, you always look great,

but you look particularly great

in this moment right now.

I'm going to stop

talking right now.

Well, you look beautiful, too.

I mean, you scrub up

nice out of your... scrubs.

Thanks.

Okay, beautiful people.

Don't mean to cut this short,

but we've got some dogs to save.

Wow, Alex. This is going

to be a huge success.

I hope so.

I mean, it needs to be.

We don't really have a plan B.

Alex and Sarah!

The calm before the storm.

How are we ever going to thank

Simon for talking them into

letting us host our soiree here?

I think Alex could

think of a thing or two.

Now we just need

to make sure that

everyone's feeling

generous tonight.

I know.

I'm so nervous I could howl.

But it's like

you always say, Alex.

We should just be

more like them, you know?

Let go of our fears

and live in the moment.

I would definitely

say that to my clients.

So, you should listen

to your own advice.

Why don't I get you some punch?

I'll join you.

I'm just going to go

say hi to my friend Fernand.

I love that he came.

Can you check this for me?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

Well, the place looks great,

and, uh, I know we're going

to have a decent turn-out.

Yeah.

You look, uh...

Yeah. So do you.

The space looks amazing.

Jen really appreciates

everything you've done.

Jen?

Yeah, she was just telling me

how much it means to her.

Right, well,

I'm really glad Jen's happy.

Chloe is, too,

by the looks of it.

Alex, I...

You don't want to

keep her waiting,

and I have to

check in on catering.

Thanks again for everything.

You're welcome.

Simon!

Ziggy is pretty amazing.

He conquered his trust issues

and he's just the most

affectionate dog.

I know him.

I also know you.

Or, I guess, know of you.

Um, I'm Sarah Price.

Alex's sister.

- Oh.

- This is my fianc, Jeremy.

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

Jeremy, this is Simon.

Simon hired my sister

to train a dog for

this woman that

he wanted to date,

and in a twist of events he

unexpectedly got close with her.

Then he planned this

whole fundraiser for her.

I mean, and the dogs, of course.

Of course.

Did I miss anything?

A little nuance, maybe.

Mm-hm. I'll save the nuances

for the advertising execs.

I'm just a yoga instructor.

It's funny. I always tell

my students to set an intention

before every class.

Uh-huh?

So, that makes me

an expert on intentions.

What's your at this point?

You seem like a tough teacher.

I'm a tough sister, too.

I just want

what's best for Alex.

I'm just catching up here.

Alex is here with

someone tonight, right?

Yeah, she is.

So am I.

The clients loved

the photo sh**t.

Wow. So he must have

really made an impression.

You not only helped me

plan the event,

but you're manning the silent

auction with me, too?

You did melt my heart.

But before you give me

too much credit, though,

I've noticed hanging

with dogs does seem to

help one's dating life.

Oh, you won't want to miss

a weekend getaway for two.

Do you have somebody special?

Easy, boy. We actually need

these people to make bids.

Please don't hump the legs

of our potential patrons.

Oh, you're funny, too.

It must be something else

he likes about you.

Who?

Oh, please.

I mean, you're funny,

but you're also smart enough

to notice that something's

going on between you two.

Yeah, that something is two

friends helping each other out.

Well, tonight's not

about him or me or anyone.

It's about the dogs

and giving them the safety

and security they deserve.

Now, let's focus

our efforts on that.

Ooh, I have got to put in a bid

on the trip before time is up.

You should.

That's a super romantic package.

Well, I'd actually

take my mom if I won.

She's obsessed

with wine country.

If that's okay with you, babe.

Yeah, great.

Actually, I don't

think we've met. I'm Alex.

O-M-G. Alex. The Alex.

You are a literal queen.

You have done

so much for my Simon.

Uh, which Simon is that again?

Right? He thinks it's terrible

that he shares

a name with my dog.

Alex:

I think it's cute actually.

Besides,

you could have named your dog

something like Chardonnay.

Or Merlot.

Ooh, that's a red flag.

Everyone, the auction

is closing soon!

"The auction is closing soon?"

Oh, I can't bear to look.

Alex, Simon.

I would really appreciate it

if you could be

with me when we find out

whether or not we made our goal.

Yeah.

Alex: Excuse me, everyone.

Could I have

your attention please?

First, I'd like to thank

each of you for your generosity.

I have had the privilege of

working with amazing dogs,

including the ones you see

here today, for many years.

And tonight, you've had

the power to change their lives

and give them a brighter future.

It has taken a lot of teamwork

and people jumping in

to make this happen,

and, for that, I'm grateful.

So, without further ado,

let's see if we've

raised enough money to buy

the place these pups call home.

Jen: We did it!

We reached our goal

and we can buy the shelter.

Alex and Simon. Ooh, I would

trust the two of you to team up

and tackle anything together.

Outside tonight

In this restless city

Oh!

Night bird is singing

A mournful tune

Alone, he's cooing

so soft and pretty

Chloe, there's something

I want to talk to you about.

Uh, about the fact that you're

falling for your dog trainer?

I...

Please, the way you two

were laughing at those

dumb jokes earlier, I'm sorry,

but they were not funny,

and that hug?

You two are only

kidding yourselves.

Young lovers dancing

They sway and swoon

He moves in close

and she's right there with him

Chloe, I'm sorry.

I wanted things to work out

between us for so long.

I thought it was a good fit,

you know?

We had so much in common.

True, we both leaned into

our careers and love what?

Good style?

I'm not naive enough to

think that's all it takes.

Are you?

Not anymore, I guess.

Look, I'm so grateful for all

your help with little Simon,

but you were spending

so much time dog training,

I was starting to think

you had a crush on him.

Chloe, nothing ever

happened between Alex and I.

Well, maybe something should.

Listen, I care about you.

Enough to notice that I've never

made you laugh like that.

I care about you, too.

I know, but you don't love me,

and that's what I deserve.

Underneath the misty moon

We have to stop running

into each other like this.

Maybe we have to

stop running altogether.

When we first met,

I thought you were

just going to

help me teach a dog.

But it turns out I needed

more help than the dog did.

Simon...

I was so focused on

what I thought I was

supposed to want that

I didn't see what I did want.

Alex, you've taught me

so much about myself.

How to be brave.

So, I'm going to ask you...

Hey. I got the key from

the valet if you're ready to go.

Nice to see you again, Simon.

Great job.

Yeah, great job tonight, Simon.

Was there anything else

that you wanted to say?

About what you want?

I really want you to enjoy

the rest of your evening.

Okay.

Have a great night.

If it isn't one dog with you,

it's another.

Thought you were doing home.

Well, when you texted me

saying that you were getting

a midnight hotdog instead of

having one of your admirers

drive you home,

I thought I'd check on you.

He told me I helped him

to be brave, Sarah.

Even though he was probably

leaving with Chloe to go to

some annoyingly cool speakeasy.

And then I told Jacob that

I'd rather walk home alone

when he offered to drive me.

Wasn't fair of me to

ask him to be my date.

He's a handsome vet, Alex.

He's gonna be fine without you.

I think everyone

would be fine without me.

Stop.

You are the trainer that

can stare a Rottweiler down.

You taught some

lovesick sheepdog of a man

how to be brave.

Why can't you teach yourself?

Why? He's with Chloe.

I watched Simon and Chloe

break things off two hours ago.

Simon is clearly

crazy about you.

And now he's unattached.

So, what are you going

to do about it, sis?

Thank you for meeting me here.

Of course.

I wasn't sure if I would hear

from you again after last night.

I went to get a hotdog.

Is that why you called me?

To tell me you're back

to eating sad people food?

And I had some sense talked

into me by my sister, again.

Yeah, well, she does

call 'em like she sees 'em.

She sure does.

Last night you said that

I taught you how to be brave.

You did, and I want to

emphasis the word "taught,"

as in I've already

learned the lesson,

don't need to learn it again

on this...

windy cliff side death trap.

Don't worry.

This lesson isn't for you.

It's for me.

But a cliff isn't

what I'm afraid of.

Oh.

Yeah, this doesn't actually

scare me at all.

Got it, just me then.

- Yeah.

- Cool.

But...

what does scare me is

telling someone that I care.

And telling that person

that I'm in love with them

when they could just

walk away whenever they want.

Who'd be stupid enough

to walk away from you?

I'm not always easy.

You're never easy.

I'm structured,

and I have a hard

time asking for help.

Don't forget you

also like space food.

You're also smart.

Caring.

The most beautiful

person I ever met.

But you're not good

at taking compliments.

Well, you might be a little too

concerned with what people eat.

I guess.

But you're thoughtful and funny

and reliable.

And I'm in love with you.

Radar, come.

Good girl. Sit.

Good girl.

Come on.

We brought treats for

our two favorite girls.

Thank you.

There you go, Radar.

Oh, and one for my new roommate.

And partner.

Second only to you.

Good boy, Simon.

Don't recall another time

I took a hit and felt so fine

Lost control of heart and mind

Rock and rolling,

there's no stopping

Told myself to take it slow

Wait and see where this would go

Check me now, what do you know?

I'm head first, all in,

no chute, no wings

Not a gentle thing

There's bound to be some pain

But I keep coming back

again and again

'Cause heart could break

And still you won't slow down

'til you hit that high

Ain't it more like

crashing in love?

Crashing in love

Crashing in love

Crashing in love