03x27 - I'm an Alien

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Dad: Arrow, where are you headed?

Dad: We're going to sh**t him, too?

Dad: That young man will be the sixth new Stand user...

Dad: But that should be plenty.

Dad: I'll be able to k*ll anyone who tries to get near my son, Yoshikage!

Dad: What?!

Guy: Ow.

Dad: Wh-What's the meaning of this?

Dad: The arrow chose him, but it was deflected.

JoJo-MainTitle,Sign: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

JoJo-MainTitle ,Sign: Diamond is Unbreakable

JoJo-EpTitle,Sign: Episode I'm an Alien

Guy: That's all the information we were able to gather.

Sgn: Profile Yoshikage Kira

Guy: It appears he's done a good job of disposing of all evidence of his crimes up to now.

Jojo: Yoshikage Kira...

What do you look like now, and what is your name?

Jojo: Where are you?

Guy: Summer...

Guy: There are many more tourists around town now.

Jojo: Yeah...

Jojo: I doubt that he'll be able to stay put.

Jojo: I'm sure he won't be able to resist making a move.

Radio: The summer season is finally upon us.

Radio: On July st, the beach and rivers in Morioh were opened to the public.

Radio: There are hordes of tourists from the capital and S City,

: making the town even livelier.

Radio: Relaxing at a summer villa, camping, fishing, yachting...

Radio: There are many fun activities to find here this time of year!

Radi: How are you all going to enjoy your summer?

Nar: Yes, many fun things...

Nar: I'm sure he has

Nar: many fun things to do, too.

Kira: People live while hiding what's deep in their hearts from others.

Kira: But...

Kira: Is there anyone who has

been able to hide their true self from others forever?

Kira: !

I want to show that woman the true Yoshikage Kira.

Kira: I want her to hear how I feel deep down inside...

Kira: That I want to take your slender neck into these hands

Kira: and strangle you to death.

Kira: When my nails are growing, I become unable to suppress my urges.

Kira: I just need to be patient until it subsides.

Kira: I'm still not able to perfectly mimic his handwriting.

Sign: Kosaku Kawajiri

Sign: Kosaku

Kiar: Josuke Higashikata... Jotaro Kujo...

Kira: It's because of them that I'm in this mess.

Shin: Um...

Shin: Uh... What... are you doing?

Shin: O-Of course. It should be obvious.

Shin: You were reading a book.

Shin: Um, I poured some tea for you.

Shin: I know you probably think that's rare,

Shin: b-but if you'd like some...

Shin: If you don't want it, that's fine, too...

Shin: Oh, look at the time.

Shin: I think I'll go to bed...

Kira: Open up your heart to that woman.

Kira: Show her your true self,

Kra: Yoshikage Kira.

Shin: D-Darling?

Kira: Crap. Opening up is a bad idea.

They'll find out.

Kira: I'm sorry I startled you.

Shin: H-He was trying to undo the buttons in the back?

Shin: "I'm sorry I startled you"?

Shin: Not at all! All of your actions lately

Shin: have been exciting me to no end!

Shin: And they make me feel thrilled! I...

Shin: I've fallen

Shin: in love with you.

Oku: J-Josuke, l-look over there.

Josu: What the heck is—

Oku: Is this... Could this be...

Oku: T-Terri Funk—

Josu: It's a crop circle!

Oku: Yeah! A crop circle!

Oku: Th-That's amazing!

I can't believe one of these showed up in a field in Morioh!

Josu: Something's not right, Okuyasu.

Josu: Take a closer look at the middle of that thing.

Josu: Something's really wrong here!

Ku: You're gonna go in?

Josu: We don't have a choice!

Oku: Be careful.

Josu: Yeah.

Oku: I-Is he alive?

Josu: He's got a scratch on the back of his neck,

but I think he's just unconscious.

Josu: Hey, wake up. Are you all right? Hey!

Oku: I've never seen him at our school.

Oku: Oh, looks like he's awake.

Miki: Where...

Miki: Where am I?

Oku: Where?

Oku: You're right in the middle of a field in Budogaoka, Morioh.

Miki: Is this Earth?

Miki: Last night, I suddenly felt ill.

Miki: I then lost consciousness, it would seem.

Miki: It's past eight, so I was unconscious for thirteen Earth hours.

Oku: He totally tried to pull one over us!

Josu: ! I can't believe you tried to pull such an elaborate prank!

Josu: Man, you sure got me!

Josu: You're a really funny guy!

Josu: So you made a crop circle and waited

under the grass until someone came by?

Josu: Amazing! That's amazing!

Oku: I can't breathe! My stomach hurts!

medicine,: Stomach Medicine

Josu: That's so stupid!

Josu: What school do you go to?

JoJo-overlap,Miki: School?

Oku: We love guys like you!

Miki: My planet is in the Magellanic Clouds, but it has been destroyed.

Miki: I came to Earth to find out

Miki: if it's a suitable place to live, and if the people are nice.

Josu: That's enough of that. If you take the joke too far,

Josu: you're going to ruin your own brilliant idea.

Josu: Here, have a tissue.

Miki: Thank you. That was quite delicious.

Oku: W-We should really get to school.

Josu: Y-Yeah, you're right.

Josu: Let's go.

Oku: That guy ate the tissue.

Josu: He's a guy who takes jokes too far.

Oku: The ice cream shop's closed!

Oku: And it's our only comfort on Monday mornings...

Josu: It can't be helped.

Josu: Let's give up for today.

Miki: Would you like some ice cream?

Miki: Well? Do you want some?

Oku: Yeah, but the shop's closed, so there's nothing we can do.

Miki: There's no reason for you to give up.

Miki: I just happen to have two.

Miki: We can call it a trade for the tissue earlier.

Miki: Earth seems like a very nice place to live.

Oku: It's cold...

Oku: Wh-Why did you have ice cream cones in your bag?

Miki: Are those ice cream cones not good enough?

Oku: That's not what I'm asking! Who are you?

Miki: I believe I told you that moments ago...

Miki: Ah! You want to hear me introduce myself?

It must have slipped my mind.

Miki: My name is Nu Mikitakazo Nshi.

Miki: I am years old.

My occupation is a spaceship pilot.

Miki: My hobby is having pets.

Miki: I'm even currently carrying a house mouse in my bag.

Miki: It is very happy when I pet its back.

Oku: This guy's a Stand user. There's no doubt about it.

Oku: Let's kick his a*s, Josuke!

Josu: Calm down, Okuyasu.

Josu: Do you really think a Stand user

would say that he's from the Magellanic Clouds?

Oku: Th-Then what is with him?

Oku: There, there, there.

Josu: I have no idea.

We're gonna have to investigate.

Don't eat that ice cream.

Oku: Huh?!

Oku: So you're , you say?

Miki: Yes.

Oku: Hmm...

JoJo-overlap,Miki: Hmm...

Oku: And your occupation is a spaceship pilot?

Oku: Why do you keep copying me?

Josu: So, what?

Josu: Are you trying to say that you're an alien?

Miki: An alien!

Miki: An alien! Yes!

I should have used that word to begin with.

Miki: I'm an alien.

Oku: Hey, hey, hey, hey...

Josu: Then, like, your... flying saucer?

Josu: Could you call over your spaceship?

You can, right?

Mii: Of course.

Miki: But, sadly, as it is currently on standby in space, , , kilometers away,

Miki: it would take about three days.

Miki: I can't bring it immediately.

Josu: Are you going to call it with that watch of yours?

Miki: Oh, how did you know?

Miki: But this is a secret between us.

Please don't tell anyone of this.

Oku: This guy is totally messed up in the head.

Oku: He wasn't joking earlier at all.

Oku: He's a delusional, crazy villain.

Oku: Should I punch him?

Josu: You always want to throw punches first.

Josu: Let's take it a bit further, just to be sure.

Josu: Do you have, like, a ray g*n and, like,

an ultra hyper anti-gravity device in your bag?

Miki: Of course I do.

Miki: But I didn't come to Earth to fight, so I left them in my spaceship.

Oku: Aw, come on. If you're an alien, show us something.

Oku: And your blood wasn't even green.

Josu: Yeah. Alien blood is always green.

Miki: Do you two doubt me?

Josu: Hey, calm down.

Oku: You finally got it? You moron!

Oku: I don't mind going along with pranks,

Oku: but I don't have time to deal with delusional freaks like you.

Josu: You didn't have to just come out and say that!

Oku: Shut up! It's better to be up-front!

Oku: What? Is there a fire somewhere?

Josu: Wh-What?

Miki: This sound... I don't like this sound.

Miki: This sound...

Miki: Stop this sound!

Miki: I don't like this sound!

Miki: I'm allergic to it!

Miki: Make it stop!

Oku: Josuke, this guy's dangerous!

Let's go. We shouldn't mess with him.

Josu: But don't you think

Josu: leaving him like that is a bit cruel?

Oku: He said he's allergic to that sound, right? Just leave him be.

Oku: I'm leaving, Josuke.

Josu: H-Hey!

Josu: it, Okuyasu.

Josu: H-Hey, you okay?

Miki: No... Please,

Miki: take me somewhere I can't hear this sound...

Josu: Wh-What?!

Miki: Please take me away!

Josu: A-Are you actually...

Miki: I have a power that allows me to turn into anything.

Miki: H-Hurry... I feel like my head will split open amidst this sound...

Miki: Please...

Miki: I'll turn into sneakers, so please, wear them and take me with you!

Miki: In return, I'll do anything for you!

Josu: Are you a Stand user?!

Josu: Whoa! Y-You're super fast!

Miki: With your powers plus my powers,

our speed and jumping strength are doubled.

Josu: Are you seriously an alien?!

Sign: T

Sign: Te

Sign: Ter

Sign: Terr

Sign: Terra

Sign: Terra V

Sign: Terra Ve

Sign: Terra Ven

Sign: Terra Vent

Sign: Terra Ventu

Sign: Terra Ventus

Mikitaka_Hazekur,Sign: Mi

Mikitaka_Hazekur,Sign: Miki

Mikitaka_Hazekur,Sign: Mikitaka

Mikitaka_Hazekur,Sign: Mikitaka Haze

Mikitaka_Hazekur,Sign: Mikitaka Hazekura

Josu: What?!

Josu: You...

Josu: You can't see this?

Josu: He can't see it!

Josu: He's not a Stand user.

Then what is this power?

Josu: Who are you?!

Miki: You're rather persistent, aren't you?

I told you earlier that I was an alien...

Josu: Hang on a sec.

Josu: L-Let me sort this out in my head.

Miki: Anyway, you saved me by taking me away from that.

Mii: The people on my planet can't stand the sound of sirens.

Miki: It's a wavelength that aggravates our nerves.

Miki: I'd like to do something for you to thank you for saving me.

Miki: Shall I turn into a fan and fan you?

Miki: Or maybe a back scratcher so I can scratch your back?

Josu: Whoa, it's not like I saved you because I wanted something in return...

Josu: You'll really do anything? Please! Do it! Thank you!

Shopping_Catalog,Sign: Shopping Catalog

Miki: What would you like me to do?

Josu: C-Can you turn into anything?

Josu: Like something light, or multiple numbers of something?

Miki: Yes. I can turn into almost anything.

Miki: However, I cannot turn into complicated machinery

or anything more powerful than me.

Josu: I see, I see. Got it. I like you!

Josu: So you're going to thank me, right?

Miki: Yes.

Josu: I-I...

Josu: just had a brilliant idea.

Josu: It's an idea that'll make everyone happy.

Miki: Happy?

Josu: Yeah!

Josu: See, I managed to make some money from a lottery ticket,

Josu: but my mom found out and froze the account I put it in.

Josu: Once she finds something like that, there's no convincing her.

Josu: It sucks not having any money for the summer season.

Sign: Shopping Catalog

Josu: And so...

Josu: Can you turn into this? This thing.

Miki: What is that?

Josu: They're dice!

Josu: I'll make some money using these,

then I'll split it with you, and everyone will be happy!

Miki: What do you do with those?

Josu: Huh? You don't know what dice are?

Miki: I-I'm sorry...

Josu: You don't have to apologize.

Josu: It's really easy. I'll show you.

Josu: These are tools that people who like games really love.

Josu: They're hard, and they have six sides.

Josu: This divot represents the number one, and it has them from one through six.

Miki: Ah, yes. I think I'm starting to understand.

Miki: So when there are five divots, it's the number five, right?

Josu: Well done, alien!

Miki: And three divots represent a three.

JoJo-overlap,Josu: Yes! Try turning into one.

Miki: Understood.

Miki: That was simple.

Josu: What are you talking about? You're way too big.

Josu: You're only supposed to be about this big.

Also, you've got five on two sides.

Josu: The numbers on a die are from one through six.

Josu: The numbers on one side and its opposite side should equal seven.

Miki: Oh, pardon me.

Miki: How about this?

Miki: Th-That tickles!

Josu: Hey, don't laugh. Dice don't talk.

Miki: Huh?

Josu: Come on.

Miki: I-I'll do my best.

Josu: I'm a bit nervous about this, but...

Josu: Yes, you're good! Very good! This is perfect!

Josu: I'm getting excited!

Josu: Rohan Kishibe, I hope you have some money waiting for me!

Mki: I-I can't breathe...

Roha: Oh, look who it is.

Roha: What does Josuke Higashikata want with me?

Roha: This is a rare occurrence.

Roha: Did you get more information concerning Kira?

Josu: No, not exactly...

Josu: Um, well...

Josu: Are you done with work today?

Josu: I was wondering if I could have a peek at your next chapter...

Roha: What are you plotting?

Just spit it out.

Josu: D-...

Josu: I can't hide anything from you, Rohan-sensei.

Josu: All right, I'll tell you the truth.

Josu: Please! Play Cee-lo with me!

Roha: Cee-lo?

Josu: To be perfectly honest,

Josu: I have no spending money for the summer.

Josu: Well, I have , yen. It's my life savings.

Josu: But...

Josu: Nowadays, , yen is gone after you make one or two trips

to an amusement park and get some food.

Josu: So all that's left is to make more money, or go flat broke.

Josu: Wagering on the thrill!

Isn't that what youth is all about?

Josu: That's what I think! Don't you agree?!

Roha: Look, I'll be straight with you. I've always disliked you.

Roah: So why should I have to play Cee-lo with you?

Josu: Yeah, you're right.

Josu: I'm sure you're not hurting for spending money,

Josu: so you have no reason to play.

JoJo-overlap,Roah: But... All right.

Josu: Huh?! You'll do it?

Roha: I don't dislike games, and this seems fun.

Roha: Come around to the back.

Josu: Thank you, Rohan-sensei.

Sign: The sh**ter rolls dice into the bowl

Sign: This will result in paying double

Sign: This will result in winning double

Sign: The larger number wins (here, the )

Roah: Do these rules work for you?

Josu: No arguments here.

Roha: Chips cost , yen each.

Roha: And when you roll the three dice into the bowl,

if even one spills out, you lose then and there.

Josu: Got it.

Rha: All right. Let's tape the rules up here.

Josu: Okay, let's do this!

Roha: Wait.

Roha: We won't be using your dice.

Josu: Huh?!

Roah: We'll be playing with these dice I had in the house.

Josu: U-Um, is there something wrong with my dice?

Roha: No idea. There's just something that I don't like about them.

Roha: And...

Roha: I did say this seemed fun, but I wasn't talking about Cee-lo.

Roha: I meant that it'd be fun taking your , yen from you.

Roha: When you lose, you'd better pay up for real.

Roha: It doesn't matter how well acquainted we are, Josuke-kun.

Josu: Yes! Those dice are the ones that the alien turned into!

Josu: I snuck them into your house ahead of time!

Josu: I'm such a villain.

Josu: It won't be much, but I'll be making some money off of you, Rohan-sensei.

Roha: Now, let's roll to see who goes first.

Roha: I rolled a four.

Josu: Yes!

Roha: All right, you go first. Go ahead and roll.

Miki: Ow!

Josu: O...

Josu: O-Ow! I accidentally hit the table.

Roha: Hurry up and bet and roll your dice.

Josu: R-Right...

Josu: I-I'll start off with two, I think, so that'll be , yen.

Roha: Okay, here's two.

Josu: If I roll a one, a two, and a three, I'll have to pay double,

Josu: so I really need to make sure I don't get one, two, and three.

Josu: Better not get a one, two, and three! Not a one, two, and three!

Josu: I-I'll go really lightly on the first roll.

Just to test the waters...

Josu: Here we go... Lightly.

Josu: How's that?!

Josu: Huh?!

Roha: What?

Josu: A-An omen...

Roha: What?

Nar: Triple sixes, AKA "omen."

Josuke wins five times what he wagered from Rohan.

Josu: S-Stupid! You're not supposed to start off with that!

Josu: E-Er, I mean...

Jsu: I meant that was some stupid luck!

Josu: A triple six, meaning you have to pay five times my bet...

It almost seems like I'm cheating!

Roha: Hmph. It seems you've already earned , yen in spending money.

Roha: Let's continue the game.

JoJo-overlap,Josu: I can't believe my luck myself...

It's my turn next.

Roha: I want to get back what I just lost, so I'm...

Roha: going with ten.

Josu: Ten?

Roah: All right! Go!

Nar: One, two, and three. The wager is doubled!

Sign: The sh**ter rolls dice into the bowl

Sign: This will result in paying double

Nar: Rohan has to pay Josuke double what he wagered.

Josu: This is too much! This is way too much!

Josu: Does that alien not know what "holding back" means?

Josu: Crap... He's totally suspicious of me!