03x10 - Let's Go Eat Some Italian Food

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Oku: Man, I'm hungry.

Oku: After we visit Big Bro's grave, let's get something to eat, Josuke.

Josu: I'm not hungry.

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Oku: There's a new Italian restaurant. Apparently it's just ahead.

Josu: Just ahead is the cemetery.

main: ,No one would come to eat at a restaurant in a place like this.

Oku: Josuke, I think that might actually be what brings people in.

Oku: The flavor must be like,"Oh, man! I can't stop drooling!"

Oku: Let's go! Let's go!

Josu: Is this it?

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Josu: I thought this was an empty building...

Oku: Maybe they remodeled it. It looks nice.

Josu: What? "Depends on the customer"?

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Oku: The inside looks nice, too!

Tonio: Welcome.

Title: Episode Let's Go Eat Some Italian Food

Tonoi: Two of you?

Tonio: Come, have a seat.

Oku: Uh... Thanks...

Tonio: Please.

Josu: R-Right...

Oku: Um, are you a foreigner?

Tonio: Si, Signore. I'm Italian.

Tonio: My name is Tonio Trendy. Please call me Tonio.

Oku: Well, this is great! We get to eat authentic Italian food!

Tonio: I have traveled the world.

Tonio: I've studied various cuisines to better the cuisine of my motherland.

Tonio: Then I came to Japan hoping to get my chance.

Tonio: Morioh is a wonderful place.

Tonio: There are plenty of farms where you can get fresh produce,

main: ,and the seafood is wonderful, as well.

Tonio: I love it very much.

Tonio: Using the ingredients that Morioh has to offer,

main: ,I will bring you food that will make you feel your best.

Oku: Nice! I wonder what I should get.

main: ,Could we hurry up and get the menu?

Tonio: Menu?

Tonio: We don't have a menu here.

Oku: What do you mean you don't have a menu?

Tonio: Because what I serve depends on the customer.

Oku: So show me the menu.

Tonio: No, no! It means that I will determine the dishes by looking at the customers.

Oku: What?

main: ,You mean you're not going to let the customer eat what they want? Huh?

Tonio: You had diarrhea last night, didn't you?

main: ,Your intestinal walls are inflamed.

main: ,And you didn't sleep enough. You only slept about four hours, didn't you?

Tonio: No wonder your eyes are so puffy.

Tonio: Let me see your left hand, too.

main: ,Yes, yes... You have athlete's foot on your right foot.

main: ,You have two cavities and your left shoulder is stiff, right?

Oku: H-How do you know all that?!

main: ,That's all correct!

Tonio: By looking at both of your hands, I know everything about your health.

Tonio: Oh, I'm sorry!

Tonio: What about you, signore?

Josu: Yeah, I'm not really hungry, so just coffee is fine.

Josu: I'll have a cappuccino.

Tonio: h* capito.

Josu: Healthy food that concentrates too much on being healthy

main: ,usually doesn't taste good.

Josu: If it tastes even a little bad,we don't have to pay.

main: ,We can complain and leave.

Oku: Right.

Oku: J-Josuke...

Oku: This water... No, is this mineral water?

Josu: What's up?

Oku: I-I've never had water this delicious before!

Oku: It's like... water filled with elegance...

main: ,It's like the water a princess in the Alps playing a harp would drink, perhaps.

Oku: It's so soothing.

Oku: Like the first water you drink after wandering in the desert for three days.

Josu: Y-You're right! This is great!

Oku: So good!

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Josu: You're right. This is delicious.

main: ,What brand of water is this?

Oku: Th-This water is so delicious that I'm about to cry.

Josu: Hey, you don't have to cry just from drinking some water.

Oku: Maybe it's because it's so pure.

main: ,Do you have a handkerchief? The tears won't stop.

Oku: The tears just keep flowing! It won't stop!

Josu: O-Okuyasu! Hey, there's something wrong with you.

main: ,Are you okay?

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Josu: O-Okuyasu!

Gush: ,Gush

Oku: Wh-What's with these tears?!

main: ,They just keep flowing!

Josu: Okuyasu, y-your eyes, your eyeballs, the white part...

Josu: It's all shriveled up and squishy!

Tonio: Momento! Please do not panic.

Josu: Y-You! What did you make Okuyasu drink?

Tonio: Please, calm down! His eyeballs will only be shriveled up momentarily.

Tonio: That mineral water is from snow on Kilimanjaro in Africa

main: ,that melted , years ago.

Tonio: It's water that flushes out the inside of the eyeball,

main: ,along with any dirt,and helps relieve insomnia.

Tonio: The reason you didn't start crying when you drank it

main: ,is because you got plenty of sleep last night.

Oku: Josuke!

Oku: I'm not sleepy at all now!

main: ,I feel refreshed! Like I slept a full ten hours!

Josu: Seriously? O-Okuyasu, are you sure there's nothing wrong with your eyes?

Oku: Josuke, when you drink water this good for the first time,

Oku: trust me, you're bound to cry.

Oku: I cried even more when I watched the movie Champ on video.

Josu: Really?

Oku: Yeah!

Tonio: Here's your cappuccino.

Josu: R-Right...

Tonio: Now, shall we continue with the meal?

Oku: Hey, that looks really good.

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Tonio: For the antipasto, we have a salad with mozzarella cheese and tomatoes.

Oku: M-M-Mozzaza?

Tonio: Mozzarella cheese is a soft, fresh cheese whose fat has been taken out.

Tonio: Everyone in Italy loves to eat it.

Tonio: The first people to use tomatoes in cooking were the Italians.

main: ,Nothing can compare to the way an Italian prepares tomatoes.

Tonio: This is not bragging. It's merely pride.

Tonio: Please, help yourselves.

Oku: Heck, yeah!

Oku: Yeah, that's pretty good.

Oku: It's good. Pretty good.

Oku: But... I'm not sure what it is, but this cheese doesn't have much flavor.

Tonio: No! No!

Tonio: You need to put it in your mouth with the tomato.

Tonio: What? With the tomato?

main: ,Well, most foreign dishes don't suit Japanese tastes.

Oku: So good!

Josu: Huh?!

Oku: The juicy part of the tomatoeswraps around the mild cheese!

Oku: The cheese brings out the tomato,and the tomato brings out the cheese!

Oku: It's like harmony, or like a harmony of tastes!

Oku: It's kind of like a Simon and Garfunkel duet!

main: ,Ucchan with Nanchan!

Oku: Asao Takamori's original Ashita no Joe

main: ,with the Ashita no Joe thatTetsuya Chiba directed!

Tonio: Grazie! I couldn't be happier that you enjoyed it.

Josu: H-Hey, Okuyasu. Let me try a little.

Oku: No way.

Okku: You should just order some yourself!

main: ,There's no way you're getting mine.

Oku: I wouldn't give you any even if you were about to die of hunger.

Oku: It's so good! I'm so glad I was born, Mom!

Josu: ! I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know it was this bad!

Josu: Fine. I'll order a plate myself.

Tonio: h* capito.

Tonio: However, the only one who will have his stiff shoulder cured is the

main: ,customer right there,who has the stiff shoulder.

Oku: Huh? Stiff shoulder?

Oku: C-Come to think of it, my neck feels a bit hot.

main: ,It's oddly sweaty.

Tonio: Sir, I recommend that you take off your jacket.

Oku: S-Suddenly...

Oku: I-I-I'm getting really itchy!

Oku: S-Something slimy is stuck to my fingers!

Tonio: That would be dead skin.

Oku: Dead skin?!

Tonio: It's proof that your metabolism has improved and blood is circulating well.

Tonio: The calcium, vitamins, and minerals in the antipasto that you just ate

Tonio: have stimulated the thyroid gland in your throat that controls your metabolism.

Tonio: All of your bad cells are coming out as dead skin.

main: ,Keep scratching, and get all of the dead skin off!

Josu: Okuyasu, stop scratching! It's as big as a softball now!

Josu: You're starting to dig at the muscle in your shoulder!

Oku: N-No! You're wrong, Josuke!

Oku: It's light!

Oku: My shoulder feels so stupidly light!

main: ,I feel like there's a balloon on my shoulder now, it's so light!

Oku: Look! My shoulder's so much more flexible!

main: ,I've never been able to do this before!

Oku: My shoulder isn't stiff anymore!

Tonio: Now, if you'll excuse me for a bit.

main: ,I have to make sure the pasta boils properly.

Oku: Holy crap! That Chef Tonio guy is a genius!

Josu: N-No...

internal/narrator: ,Something's definitely wrong here!

internal/narrator: ,There's definitely somethingstrange about his cooking!

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Tonio: Now, let's continue with the meal, shall we?

Tonio: Next is the primo piatto.

main: ,This will be your pasta course.

Tonio: I call it... harlot spaghetti!

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Nar: Apparently the name of this dish came from

topinternal: ,hard-working ladies of the night making something random

topinternal: ,that happened to be good.

Nar: Usually, you don't put cheese on pasta with garlic,

internal/narrator: ,but this pasta is an exception.

Oku: Are there red peppers in this spaghetti?

Tonio: Yes, there are.

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Tonio: The harlot's spaghetti uses a pasta sauce that is one of the oldest in Italian cuisine.

Spaghetti,Sign: Spaghetti

Spaghetti,Sign: Tagliatelle

Spaghetti,Sign: Linguine

Spaghetti,Sign: Fusilli

Spaghetti,Sign: Penne

Spaghetti,Sign: Farfalle

Tonio: It was born in my hometown of Naples.

Spaghetti,Sign: Lasagna

Spaghetti,Sign: Conchiglie

Spaghetti,Sign: Tubetti

Tonio: That is why I recommend this dish.

Oku: Oh, well... I can't eat spicy things.

Oku: I can't even eat curry rice unless it's

main: ,Vermont Curry's mild flavor with the apples and honey.

main: ,I can't eat sushi with wasabi in it, either.

Oku: I can't! It's super spicy!

Oku: This is way too spicy!

Josu: If you can't eat spicy food, Okuyasu,

Josu: then don't eat it.

Tonio: If you can't eat it, don't worry.

Tonio: I'm perfectly fine with not charging for that pasta.

Tonio: I will go make the secondo piatto, the main dish.

Tonio: However, my spaghetti is made such that even people who

main: ,do not like spicy things can eat it.

Oku: Even if I don't like spicy things?

Oku: Hot!

Ou: I totally admit that you're a talented chef, Tonio!

Oku: That guy's definitely a genius!

Oku: But this was a miss.

Josu: No, maybe you were lucky that you couldn't eat it.

Josu: Don't you think this food and that water are way too weird?

main: ,It's too suspicious!

Oku: Suspicious? What is?

Oku: So hot!

Josu: You lost a softball's worth of dead skin, and you cried your eyes out!

Oku: You think so?

main: ,When I went to Shirabu Hot Springs in Yamagata,

Oku: I lost even more dead skin, and my back pain went away!

Oku: That much is totally normal.

Oku: Hot!

Josu: Listen! I just remembered what that Toshikazu Hazamada said.

Haza: Stand users, for some reason, seem to be unknowingly...

Josu: Stand users are drawn to each other!

Oku: Josuke!

Oku: Are you saying that Tonio is a Stand user, too?

Josu: Shh! We don't know yet!That's why I'm saying he's suspicious!

Oku: Suspicious, eh?

Oku: Hot! I can't eat this!

Josu: If you can't eat spicy food, stop licking it!

Oku: Th-That's right. I can't eat spicy food, but you know...

Oku: I just want to keep licking this spaghetti sauce.

Josu: Why are you eating it?!

Oku: I-I know! I shouldn't be able to eat something this spicy...

Oku: But...

main: ,I can't help myself. Once I tasted it,I was sucked in by the spiciness.

Oku: It's like when you eat your age in beans at the Setsubun Festival,

Oku: and you don't even really like them, but before you know it,

Oku: you've eaten a whole bag!

Josu: Hey, I told you to stop eating that!

Oku: M-My stomach's opening up!

main: ,The more I eat, the more I want to eat!

Oku: It's so good!

Josu: Okuyasu, you idiot!

Josu: Your tooth! Your tooth just flew out!

Oku: That's my cavity! My rotten tooth fell out!

Oku: C-Come to think of it, I had a cavity on my lower jaw, too...

Oku: That's a cavity, too!

Josu: Your tooth! A molar is growing in at that speed?!

Josu: This settles it. I don't know what he's plotting, but...

Josu: Shining Diamond!

Oku: But I wanted to eat more...

Josu: I'm going to revert that spaghetti back to its original ingredients!

Oku: What were those little things just now?

Josu: A Stand!

Josu: Tonio Trendy was a Stand user after all!

Josu: Are you all right, Okuyasu?

Oku: My sleepiness is gone.

Oku: My shoulder stiffness disappeared, and new teeth replaced my cavities, but...

Oku: M-My stomach hurts!My stomach's hurting so bad!

Josu: Wait there!

Josu: Tonio! Just what are you plotting?!

Josu: Where is he?

Josu: So the main course is finished...

Tonio: Good, good... You're eating that right up.

main: ,Looks like the main dish,lamb in apple sauce, is a success.

Josu: What?!

Tonio: What are you doing there?

Tonio: You saw, didn't you?!

Tonio: So you came in here to spy on me?!

Tonio: You will pay for this! Prepare yourself!

Josu: Why do I have to listen to youthreatening to make me pay?

Josu: That's my line!

main: ,What are you trying to do with your cooking?!

Josu: Okuyasu!

Josu: Why are you eating?!

Oku: I can't help it! My stomach hurts, but I can't help eating it!

Oku: Every time the tanginess of the apple sauce

main: ,and the juice from the lamb goes down my throat, I feel happiness!

Oku: To think a flavor like this existed in this world!

Josu: Don't eat that meat, Okuyasu!

Oku: I'm so happy! It's like happiness over and over!

Oku: It's so good!

Oku: M-My innards...

Oku: My stomach!

Josu: Okuyasu!

Tonio: You'll pay for this!

Josu: You!

Tonio: Wash your hands with soap right now!

Medicinal: ,Medicinal

Medicinal,Sign: Medicinal

Josu: Huh?!

Tonio: It's unforgivable!

Tonio: Entering the kitchen without permission is unforgivable!

Tonio: You! The kitchen must stay clean!

Josu: S-Soap? Are you telling me to wash my hands?

Oku: Hey, Josuke!

Oku: My guts suddenly feel way better!I feel really full, too.

Oku: I feel totally satisfied.

Josu: Huh?!

Oku: My diarrhea tummy's all better!

Josu: What?!

Tonio: Good for you.

main: ,Nothing brings me more joy and happiness than a customer who

main: ,enjoys my cooking and becomes healthy.

Josu: The puppy...

Tonio: This dish was a little iffy,so I was having him taste it first.

Tonio: His tummy was a little upset, too.

Josu: Y-You... seriously only wanted to feed Okuyasu good food?

Tonio: What else could a chef ask for?

Tonio: That is what I live for. That is all I hope for.

Josu: You're a Stand user, aren't you?

Josu: We are, too.

Tonio: Oh, I cannot believe it!

Tonio: When... When I went around the world

main: ,looking for what my ideal cooking would be,that's when I realized my powers.

Tonio: This is the first time I've met anyone else with similar powers.

Tonio: But you! You lack common sense!

Josu: Huh?

Tonio: You touched things without washing your hands, didn't you?!

Tonio: The number one enemy in a kitchen is germs!

Tonio: That's why I got angry!

Josu: H-Huh? I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!

Tonio: You'd better prepare yourself!

Toonio: Now, let us continue with the cooking.

Oku: Dessert is... flan?

Oku: But I'm a street punk!

Oku: Hmph! Me eating flan is laughable.

Oku: So good!

Oku: You really are a genius!

Oku: I'm so proud to live in Morioh, where a chef like you lives!

Josu: you, Okuyasu!

Tonio: It appears that he's pleased.

Tonio: You! Your hands aren't moving!

Josu: This is so pathetic...

Oku: Hey, my athlete's foot is all better!

Tonio: Please come again. Grazie!

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Guy: You're Jotaro Kujo, right?

Guy: I'm with the Speedwagon Foundation.

Guy: Apparently, anywhere near electrical wires is dangerous,

main: ,including phone lines and power lines,

Guy: so I came to deliver this message myself.

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