03x07 - Toshikazu Hazamada (Surface) / Toshikazu Hazamada (Show Off)

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Dj: This is Morioh City Radio,and our next segment is

Dj: "Help Me, Midnight Discussions!"

Dj: Our first letter is from "Forever , Pretty Baby."

Dj: "Listen to this, Kai.

Dj: I was late meeting someone because of that thing again.

Dj: Yeah, the one by the station!

Dj: The railroad crossing that never lets you through.

Dj: Ugh, it just goes ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding... It just needs to shut up!"

Dj: Now, calm down, Pretty Baby.

Guy: Oh...

Title: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

Title: Diamond is Unbreakable

Guy: See ya.

Josu: Seriously?

Title: Episode Toshikazu Hazamada (Show Off)

Josu: There are Stand users besides us at this school?

Tama: Yeah. He's Toshikazu Hazamada,a student in class -C.

Tama: This Hazamada guy apparently got into

main: ,an argument over something silly with a friend right around the start of spring.

Tama: One of them had insulted the other's favorite idol or anime or something.

Tama: That night, surprisingly, the friend he got into the argument with

Tama: gouged out his own left eye with a mechanical pencil.

Tama: Isn't that insane?

Tama: Apparently Hazamada's friend said this at the hospital:

Tama: "Next thing I knew, I was staring at my left eye, which I'd gouged out, with my right eye."

Josu: So you're saying that this guy gouged out

main: ,his left eye using some kind of a Stand?

Tama: Could be, but maybe not.

Tama: Normal people can't see Stands.

Josu: Something about this is really fishy.

Tama: What'd you say?!

main: ,Josuke, you've got no right to criticize me.

Tama: I've got a real job now, y'know!

Koi: Huh? You've got a job?

Tama: Yes, Master Koichi! I found myself a little job that involves financing.

Koi: Financing?

Koi: You don't mean you became a loan shark, do you?

Tama: Well... It's a very reputable establishment, though!

Josu: Still, though, we can't just ignore this.

Koi: Wait up, Josuke!

Tama: M-Master Koichi!

main: ,Are you going, too?

Tama: Just leave it to that idiot Josuke.

Koi: There's something scary going on in my town.

Koi: If Morioh City is in danger, that means my parents, my sister,

main: ,and everyone else important to me will have to face that danger.

Koi: So even if it's scary, I gotta do something!

Tama: Wh...

Tama: What a tough thing to say.

Tama: Nothing less from the man I've chosen to admire!

Tama: But...

Tama: I'll be heading home now!

Tama: Be safe, Master Koichi!

Guy: Yeah, totally.

Koi: Looks like he's not in the classroom.

Josu: But if that Hazamada guy really did gouge out his friend's eye

Josu: and can still blend into normal school life...

Josu: He must be one creepy guy.

Hazamada_,Sign: Hazamada

Koi: H-Hey, Josuke!

Josu: I'm gonna check out his locker. Watch my back, Koichi.

Koi: Tell me first before you break it!

Josu: For starters... His bag is still here.

Josu: So he's still at school. Be careful.

Koi: R-Right.

Josu: So he's in the tennis club and likes manga.

Josu: Still, this guy's got way too much stuff.

Josu: I don't think the bow and arrow would be in here, but...

Josu: What's this wooden thing?

Josu: A Sta—

Josu: N-No... This is a physical object.

Josu: Is this one of those dolls they sell at art stores for sketching?

Josu: It scared me...

Koi: Huh?!

Koi: What? Why?!

Josu: It turned into me when I touched it.

Josu: But now we know for sure...

Josu: Hazamada is a Stand user!

Josu: This is just great. You've got some nerve, turning into me!

Fake: You've heard of Perman, right?

Koi: I-It talked! It sounds and talks just like him!

Fake: You know the copy robot from Perman?

Fake: Isn't that thing convenient?

Fake: Don't you think it'd be great to have one around?

Josu: Hey, Koichi. What is he talking about?

main: ,What is Perman?

Fake: You haven't heard of Perman?!I can't believe it.

main: ,And you call yourself Japanese?

Josu: Shut up! I'm the one asking the questions here!

Josu: M-My arm!

Koi: Josuke!

fake: But mine is a copy doll that replicatespeople I don't want around.

Fake: Once it copies you, you'llmimic all of its movements.

Fake: Which means it's not a puppet,

Fake: but a puppet master!

Josu: K-Koichi! Move!

Glob,Sfx: Crunch

Josu: Koichi!

Fake: And one rag's been hung out to dry.

Fake: Oh, but I'm not the one who did it. The one who did it was you, his friend.

Josu: Stuff like this

Josu: pisses me off more than anything.

Josu: When you don't do anything yourself,

Josu: but use others to do things for you.

Josu: That makes me want to kick your a*s like nothing else!

Fake: That's just great. Tee-hee!

Fake: Looks like you're out of range.

main: ,If you can't move from that spot,your Stand can't get any closer, either.

Fake: Which means if I maintain this distance,

Fake: Josuke, you stand no chance against me!

fake: This Stand's name is Show Off.

fake: By possessing a doll,it has gained a physical form...

Fake: Which means even normal people can see it.

Josu: Hazamada! You!

Fake: My goal is to beat theout of Jotaro Kujo

Fake: and run him out of this city.

Fake: He's got some nerve!

main: ,An outsider, coming here and trying to dig up dirt on us...

Fake: But I heard that his Star Platinumcan stop time for a second or two.

Fake: There's no one in our group that stands a chance against him.

Fake: That is, no one besides my Show Off,now that it's copied you, Josuke!

Fake: I'll have to knock you out now.

Fake: The genuine article would just be in the way.

Gion,Sfx: Squish!

Fake: Crushed, huh? That's a satisfying sound.

Haza: As long as you didn't cut the nerve,you'll be able to see again...

Haza: If you're lucky.

Fake: Looks like he's gonna be out for a while.

main: ,That was super easy.

Haza: Hey! Pick up my bag.

Haza: We're gonna go straight after Jotaro.

Fake: Easy enough.

Fake: I'm pretty sure the hotel that Jotaro's staying at is...

Gion - Copy (),Sfx: Squish!

Gion - Copy () - Copy,Sfx: Squish!

Fake: Uh...

Haza: The Morioh Grand Hotel.

Fake: Yeah, that's the one.

Josu: K-Koichi!

Josu: Koichi!

Koi: J-Josuke, are you okay?

Josu: Th-Thanks... But man,you've really got some guts.

Josu: Even though you're hurt, you managed to use your Stand to trick him.

Koi: What are you talking about?

Koi: That's only because,

Koi: as soon as I got hit, you fixed my broken bones with Shining Diamond.

Koi: And, uh...

Koi: I'd appreciate it if you could fix the injuries I got from breaking down

main: ,the door and window right after that, too.

Josu: R-Right!

Lady: Hello, this is the Morioh Grand Hotel.

Josu: Oh, uh, could you put me through to Jotaro Kujo in Room ?

Lady: Certainly.

Koi: Ugh! We have to hurry up and tell Jotaro about that Stand!

Lady: Thank you for waiting.

Lady: The line for Room is currently in use.

Lady: Please wait until the current call is completed.

Josu: The line's in use?

Koi: What?!

Josu: Of course! It must've been the copy!

Josu: It called him before I did!

Jojo: Are you certain, Josuke?

main: ,There's another Stand user at your school?

Fake: Yup! I'll tell you the details at Morioh Station.

Fake: Please come to the station plaza.

Fake: You should be able to get there in fifteen minutes.

Jojo: All right. In front of the station in fifteen minutes.

Fake: Too easy.

Josu: I-It's no use! He's not answering.

Koi: He must have left the room.

main: ,They must have lured him out to meet them somewhere!

Josu: ! We're just gonna have to go after the copy!

Koi: I really couldn't tell the difference between you and the copy.

Josu: Yeah. What really creeped me out

Josu: wasn't when I saw its face.It was the fingers.

Josu: You see your fingers more often every day than your face, right?

Josu: I could tell that it had copied me right down to my fingerprints.

Tama: Oh!

Tama: Josuke, you're early.

Tama: Where's Master Koichi?

Tama: H-Hazamada?!

Tama: What are you doing here?

Haza: Tamami Kobayashi?

Fake: You don't know why we're together?

Tama: N-No, I don't...

Fake: No idea at all?

Tama: No idea! Why?!

Fake: Then...

Fake: Good!

Jojo: Hurry, please.

Josu: We've got to hurry and catch up with Hazamada,

main: ,or Jotaro's gonna be in trouble!

Signtop: Sh

Signtop: Show

Signtop: Show O

Signtop: Show Off

Signbot: Toshi

Signbot: Toshikazu

Signbot: Toshikazu Haza

Signbot: Toshikazu Hazamada

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_Minutes_Left_U,Sign: Minutes Left Until

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Koi: There'll be trouble if Jotaro meets the copy!

top: ,It'll definitely be bad!

Josu: Yeah.

Josu: I don't know what we should do,but we need to catch up!

Girl: Bye-bye, Josuke!

Girl: See you tomorrow!

Girl: Bye!

Girl: Josuke!

Girl: Bye, Josuke!

Haza: Why are you theonly one they say goodbye to?

Haza: I've never had anyone say that to me.

Haza: All the girls in this school are ugly, anyhow.

Girl: Josuke...

Girl: Hey, read this.

Girl: B-Bye.

Haza: Why did you accept that?Rip this stupid thing up!

Haza: it... What is the difference between you and me?

Fake: Why does that even matter?

Haza: Wha...

Fake: You don't have any time to waste, do you?

Haza: Who do you think you're talking to?!

Haza: Ow!

Fake: You scraped your hand? That was foolish.

Fake: I'm made of wood, remember?

Haza: Shut up! Get away from me!

Haza: it, I'm getting annoyed.

Haza: It's my own Stand, but this happens every time.

Haza: The other day, I had it copy my crush, Junko,

Haza: but I got annoyed because it kept doing things to piss me off,

Haza: so I never even got anywhere.

Haza: Doesn't anyone in this world havea decent personality? !

Haza: That stupid Josuke!

Haza: I'll hurry up and take care of Jotaro first,

Haza: then I'll crush him to bits!

Haza: I can't wait!

Bike: My bike!

Bike: It's dirty.

Bike: it, that foolishass! I'll k*ll him!

Bike: Hey, it's not like he meant it. And he'll hear you.

Bike: Like I care! That's exactly why I said it.

Bike: Wobbling around like that...

Bike: Man, he looks like a dying cricket.

Bike: That's a good metaphor! I like it!

Bike: Yeah? It was a good description, huh?

Bike: Huh? What?

Haza: Hold him, Show Off.

Haza: I'll carve him up myself.

Bike: Wh-What are you doing?

Hza: You don't have to worry about that.

Haza: I'm just going to make sure

main: ,that you'll never be able to open your mouth again.

Bike: S-Stop!

Haza: A shard of glass?

Haza: J-Josuke Higashikata?!

Haza: Why... And the shrimp, too?

main: ,Hazamada!

Josu: We finally caught up with you, as*h*le!

Haza: But did you already forget?

Haza: When you come face to face with Show Off, you become a puppet, Josuke!

Haza: Control him, Show Off!

Koi: Don't be so sure about that.

Haza: Wha... That shape...

Josu: I didn't throw that shard to hit you.

Josu: I threw it so I could put it back in its original form!

Smack,Sfx: Swoosh

Fake: M-My right hand!

Fake: It turned back into wood!

Fake: This isn't good, Hazamada!

Haza: Calm down!

main: ,Just pretend you have your hand in your pocket!

Haza: No one will notice!

Haza: The real problem is

Haza: that Jotaro should arrive at the station soon!

Haza: I'm shocked that Josuke was safe,

Haza: but let's give up on beating him right now!

Fake: H-Hazamada! Wait for me!

Josu: I see...

main: ,So they're meeting him in front of the station.

Koi: J-Josuke, we have no time to waste!

Koi: The way they went is the fastest way to get to the station!

Josu: And that's why I've got you, Koichi.

Jojo: Looks like Josuke's not here yet.

Haza: Can you see Josuke anywhere?

Fake: Nope.

Fake: If I see any sign of him, I'll just take control of him.

Fake: Don't worry!

Crash,Sfx: Ding Ding Ding Ding

Fake: Hazamada! A train's coming through.

haza: The railroad crossing that never lets you through!

haza: We'll have to wait a minute or two...

haza: All right. We'll go through the station building.

Emergency_Stop__,Sign top: EmergencyStopButton

No_Crossing,Sign bot: No Crossing

Haza: Even if he catches up with us, the train will stall Josuke!

Fake: Just one more minute!

main: ,I'll head over to the meeting spot first!

Haza: I won!

Haza: Huh?

Haza: That's Josuke!

Haza: Wh-What happened to the train?!

Haza: Why's the crossing open?!

Fake: Hazamada, look!

Haza: Wh-What is that Stand?!

Crash,Sfx: Ding Ding Ding Ding

Josu: That was great! You see? That's why I said I've got you.

Oi: Ah! There he is!

Josu: J-Jotaro! It's me, Josuke!

Jojo: Hey.

Koi: We made it in time!

Koi: We got Hazamada good, didn't we, Josuke?

Jojo: Did something happen?

Jojo: A copy?

Jojo: A Stand that copied you down to your fingerprints?

Josu: That's right!

main: ,There would have been trouble if he'd gotten here before me.

Koi: But now we can relax.

Josu: That copy villain is missing his right hand, so it'll be easy.

Josu: I blew off his right hand.

Josu: Use that to tell us apart.

Jojo: All right.

Koi: They should get here at any moment.

Josu: Huh? Why do I have this thing?

Josu: Why did I get a pen out of Jotaro's pocket?

Josu: I-I can't move!

internal/narrator: ,My arm just stopped moving on its own.

Josu: O-On the other side of the glass...

internal/narrator: ,Th-That's...

Haza: Josuke Higashikata...

Haza: You're gonna stab Jotaro in the head with that pen and k*ll him instantly.

Haza: After all, if his death isn't instant,your Shining Diamond will just fix him.

Haza: Josuke! This is your fault for getting outta line!

Haza: I was just gonna halfway k*ll Jotaro to chase him out of town.

Haza: But now you're the one who'll k*ll Jotaro!

Haza: It'll be all your fault!

Haza: Now! Let him have it, Show Off!

Josu: J-Jotaro...

Bike: You!

Jojo: Something wrong, Josuke?

Josu: Huh? No...

Josu: Looks like those guys finally found Hazamada.

Bike: You little !

Bike: You were just across the pedestrian bridge at the station, just like that Josuke said.

Bike: He's a great guy.

Bike: He treated our wounds, and I'm not even sure how, but they're all better!

Bike: I'll make sure I pay you back in full for earlier.

Bike: Let's take a little trip behind the restroom.

Josu: That Stand is pretty terrifying if it catches you.

Josu: Well, I guess I'll break this doll now.

Josu: It'll make me feel better.

Nar: Meanwhile, unknown to anyone else,

Nar: Tamami was admitted to the hospital.

Chili: What a fool!

Chili: Well, you have my condolences.