03x01 - Jotaro Kujo! Meets Josuke Higashikata

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dj guy: Good morning! Greetings, all. This is Morioh Radio,

dj guy: and your host, once again, is me, your neighbor, Kai Harada.

kai: What a refreshing morning.

announcer: ,And I have the perfect song here to start off the day.

kai: Here's our first song of the morning.

taxi: Oh, there we go.

taxi: We usually get good reception when we pass that tower.

taxi: Is this your first time in Morioh, sir?

jojo: Yeah.

jojo: What kind of place is it?

taxi: Morioh? Hmm...

taxi: Oh! The beef tongue cooked in miso is good.

jojo: Anything strange about it? Any incidents?

taxi: No idea.

main: ,Sorry, I actually don't know that much about it.

taxi: Oh, where was I supposed to drop you off again?

jojoj: In front of the station is fine.

taxi: Understood.

jojo: Good grief...

jojo: I just hope nothing annoying happens.

sign: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

sign: Diamond is Unbreakable

topinternal,koichi: In April of , on my very first dayof high school, I met two bizarre men.

sign: Episode Jotaro Kujo! Meets Josuke Higashikata

koichi: I finally start high school today...I wonder what the people will be like.

koi: My name's Koichi Hirose.

internal/narrator: ,Though you don't really have to remember that.

koi: I was so nervous on my first walk to my new school that I...

Bam,sfx: Bam

koi: Eh? H-Huh? That's strange. We just ran into each other,

koi: and the things in my bag flew out...

jota: Sorry I wasn't watching where I was going.

koi: H-He's huge! He's over centimeters!

jota: I have a question.

main: ,Do you know of a Higashikata household around here?

koi: Higashikata? No...

jota: Then how about this address?

main: ,It's Johzenji -.

Jotaro_Kujo,sign: JotaroKujo

koi: Jotaro Kujo...

koi: If you take the # bus, it'll get you to Johzenji.

koi: If you wait a little while, it'll get here soon.

jota: Thanks.

koi: The first guy was this man, Jotaro Kujo.

koi: I found this out later, but he's ,and he's a marine explorer.

koi: He's famous in the scientific world for his ecological research.

koi: He seems really wild, but intelligent... or cool, I guess.

guy: Hey! Are you a new kid?

guy: You better introduce yourself.

koi: Y-Yes, sir! My name is Koichi Hirose,and I'm a new student.

koi: Good morning, Senpai!

guyb: All right. Well said.

koi: S-So scary...

koi: Oh, it's okay. They're getting on a different bus.

guy: The hell are you doing, ?!

guyb: Who do you think you are?

josu: What am I doing? Well...

josu: The turtle that lives in this pond woke up from hibernation, so I was watching it.

josu: I don't handle turtles really well. I'm scared to even touch them.

josu: So I was thinking it's about time I got over my fear...

guy: That's not what I asked!

guyb: Stand up, foolishass!

guy: You're pretty tall for a first-year.

guy: But before you have the nerve to dress like that...

guyb: You foolish ! Who said you could wear that?

guy: You need to talk to us first!

jojo: W-Wait... I'm not a fan of reptiles.

josu: They scare me...

Slap,sfx: Slap

guy: What are you smiling at?

josu: I'm sorry. I had no idea, Senpai.

guy: There are a lot of guys

main: ,I last saw in a hospital after they said they didn't know and were sorry.

guy: You wanna end up

main: ,like this turtle?! Huh?!

koi: Th-They're awful...

guy: I'll let you off the hook this time.

guy: Take off that jacket and the pants, and leave them here.

guy: With your cash!

josu: Yes, sir! I'm very sorry!

jojo: That just means if you don't want them after you, don't dress like that.

jojo: What pisses me off more is that

main: ,he isn't even mad after what they did to that turtle.

guy: Hey, wimp. Why don't you tell me your name?

josu: Yes, sir.

josu: Josuke Higashikata, from Class -B.

jojo: What? Josuke Higashikata?

ID,sign: Student ID Name: Josuke Higashikata

guy: "Jo" and "Jo," eh?

guy: Josuke, we're gonna call you "Jojo" from now on!

josu: Okay... Thank you very much.

guy: Hurry up and take off that uniform.

guy: The damn bus is here.

guy: If you don't hurry it up, I'm gonna shave off that Astro Boy hair, too.

guy: Well, what are you waiting for? Hurry it up!

josu: Hey, Senpai...

josu: What did you just say about my hair?

jojo: What? A Stand?!

guy: My nose... My nose!

josu: I won't let anyone get away with making fun of my hair, no matter who it is!

josu: Did you say my hair looked like Sazae-san?

guy: Huh?! No one said that...

josu: I heard you, damn it!

koi: What the heck? That punk just went flying.

jojo: Some kind of Stand just appeared from behind him.

koi: Huh? That turtle's wounds are...

guy: What the heck?

main: ,Where you got punched is going back to normal!

guy: Hey, he's all better!

guy: But does it look like it healed all weird?

guy: His face looks kinda different.

guy: Huh?

guy: No way! What does it look like? Hey!

josu: I had to touch that turtle,

main: ,even though I didn't want to, thanks to you.

josu: What are you gonna do about that, huh?!

guy: Wait! My nose! What's it look like? Huh?

jojo: Good grief. So he's...

josu: Gah! That scared me!

josu: Oh, it's just the turtle again.

koi: I was right. That turtle's all better.

jojo: Josuke Higashikata...

jojo: Born in .

main: ,Your mother's name is Tomoko.

main: ,She was at the time,and was going to college in Tokyo.

jojo: You've lived here ever since you were born.

jojo: In , when you were four, you came down with a fever due to an unknown cause,

jojo: and for the next days, no one knew if you'd survive or not.

jojo: Your father's name is...

jojo: Good grief. This is such a rotten role to play.

jojo: Your father's name is Joseph Joestar.

jojo: He's currently .

main: ,He's the founder of Joestar Realty.

koi: I've heard of him before.

internal/narrator: ,Apparently he's a huge real estate mogul in the US.

jojo: He's still doing all right,

main: ,but when I was looking into howto split up his inheritance,

jojo: I found out that he had a son in Japan, which would be you.

jojo: He didn't even know about it himself.

jojo: That old piece of ..

main: ,Going on about how he'd only ever love his wife,

jojo: yet I just found his son who wasborn when he was years old

main: ,as a result of an affair.

jojo: Whoops. I guess I shouldn't have said that.

jojo: My name's Jotaro Kujo.

main: ,I guess, technically, I'm your nephew.

jojo: How bizarre.

josu: Nephew? Oh, uh... Nice to meet you.

jojo: Let's talk while we walk.

jojo: And so, eventually, you're gonna get a third of the old man's inheritance.

jojo: I came here to tell you that.

main: ,The whole Joestar household is in chaos since the old man's affair came to light.

josu: It's in chaos?

jojo: Yeah... My grandma, Suzie Q,is the angriest she's ever been

main: ,in their years of marriage.

josu: I-I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry I've caused such a fuss!

jojo: Hey, now. Hold up.

jojo: Why are you suddenly apologizing?

josu: Well, I mean, causing trouble in a family is no good.

josu: My mother has told me that she was in love when she gave birth to me.

josu: I accept that, too.

josu: Could you tell, uh, my dad, um... Mr. Joestar, I mean,

main: ,that he doesn't have to worry about us?

josu: That's all.

jojo: What's with this kid?

jojo: I came here prepared to takea punch intended for the old man,

jojo: and instead, he's actually apologizing?

girl: Hey, it's Josuke!

girl: Oh, it is!

girl: Josuke!

girl: How are you?

girl: Talk about a coincidence!

girl: Let's go to school together.

girl: Your hair looks as cool as ever.

girl: You're looking sharp.

girl: You're so different from the other guys.

josu: Um... I'm actually in the middle of something important right now...

girl: Huh? What the heck?

girl: If you don't hurry, we're going to be late.

girl: You can talk later.

jojo: Hey, Josuke.

main: ,I'm not done talking to you yet.Run these girls off.

girl: What's his problem?

jojo: Hey, have your stupid talk about hair later.

girl: H-He actually said it.

girl: He talked about his hair!

josu: You...

josu: What were you saying about my hair, huh?!

girl: This isn't good.

girl: Don't blame me!

girl: Josuke hates people insultinghis hair more than anything else.

koi: It's just like what happened earlier!

jojo: Hold it, Josuke.

main: ,I wasn't insulting you...

jojo: ! Here it comes!

Missing: ,Bash

girl: Josuke!

girl: There's blood!

jojo: Did you see it, Josuke?

main: ,This is called a Stand.

jojo: It's the physical manifestation of your psychological energy.

jojo: Joseph Joestar has one, too.

jojo: Stands can only be seen by other Stand users.

josu: It pisses me off when someonetalks bad about my awesome hair.

josu: I can't even help it!

jojo: So this is Josuke's Stand!

jojo: Th-This power...

josu: You're wide open from your chin down!

jojo: villain!

josu: What?!

koi: Huh?

girls: When did that happen?

girls: What's going on?

josu: When did y—

girl: Josuke!

girl: No!

girl: Josuke!

jojo: Shut up!

main: ,It pisses me off when girls freak out!Get out of here!

girl: Fine...

girl: It seems like they know each other.

girl: Besides, he's scary.

girl: But he's kind of hot...

koi: I don't get it...

koi: I have no idea what's going on!

koi: But something is definitely happening!

jojo: It's been a while...

jojo: Actually, it's been ten years.

jojo: But I was able to stop time for half a second.

jojo: If I hadn't stopped time...I doubt we would've been k*lled,

jojo: but one of us would've been badly injured.

jojo: Here, Josuke.

josu: Ah, uh... No. It's okay.

jojo: I see.

jojo: There's actually another reason I came to see you.

jojo: The other reason is this picture.

jojo: Something is hiding in this town.

jojo: Something very dangerous is approaching.

jojo: When Old Man Joseph tried to get a spirit photo of you,

jojo: this is what he got instead.

jojo: We're not sure why...

jojo: But he's probably a Stand user.

jojo: This doesn't concern you, but I wanted to at least show you the picture.

jojo: You've been warned.

ojo: Koichi-kun...

jojo: If you happen to see him, don't go anywhere near him.

jojo: Calling the police won't help.

jojo: Just run.

jojo: Josuke...

main: ,Don't lose your temper and go after him, either.

jojo: You'll get hurt, just like a moment ago.

koi: Oh! The entrance ceremony!

josu: Ack! Look at the time!

josu: Aw, ..

main: ,Who knows what my mom'll do to me if I'm late on the first day?!

josu: Hey, I'll listen to everything you've got to say after school.

josu: Hey, Koichi, was it? Let's go!

koi: Huh?

josu: Hurry!

koi: Right!

koi: The other bizarre guy I happened to meet is Josuke Higashikata.

koi: He unpredictable and can go right from goofy to annoyed.

koi: I guess his family situation is complicated.

koi: And we only just met...

jojo: Josuke Higashikata... What a weird guy.

jojo: And his Stand...

jojoj: This hat... It's back together?

jojo: So his Stand reforms things into a different shape after they're broken?

jojo: If it had been my face or head...

jojo: Talk about creepy.

internal/narrator: ,But if I think about him as a potential ally, he should be reliable.

jojo: If you overlook his ridiculous personality, anyway.

jojo: I just hope this has nothing to do with Josuke.

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signbot: Shini

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signbot: Shining Di

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signtop: Josuke Higashikata

guy: Hey, girl!

guy: Where are you headed? I'll give you a ride.

guy: Hey, don't be so cold!

guy: C'mon! C'mon!

guy: Ooh, v-very pretty!

tomo: You'll go wherever I want?

guy: Hell yeah! I'd go anywhere with you.

tomo: Then you can go straight to Hell!

guy: Huh?

sfx: Crush

ryo: Hey, you okay?

guy: Officer!

guy: G-Go get that crazy b*tch!

main: ,She injured me! That's a crime!

ryo: Nah, I can't do that.

guy: What?!

ryo: That's my daughter.

guy: Huh?

ryo: Well, you know. You caused trouble for others,

main: ,then you called my daughter a crazy b*tch.

ryo: I'll let it go this time,but be more careful in the future.

ryo: You okay, Old Lady Murakami?

ryo: Come on. Grab your bag.

ryo: Hey, Tomoko!

tomo: Dad.

ryo: You headed home?

tomo: Yeah.

ryo: Let's go home together. I'm done for the day.

ryo: How's Josuke?

main: ,Today was his entrance ceremony, right?

ryo: He'd better not be up to any trouble.

tomo: Hmph. Who knows?

main: ,That idiot can seem calm, then get annoyed outta nowhere.

tomo: I wonder who he took after.

ryo: Hey, now...

tomo: But...

tomo: Deep down, in the bottom of his heart, he's kind.

main: ,No need to worry about him.

ryo: Oh, yeah.

main: ,Why don't we celebrate him starting high school tonight?

too: Yeah, I'm planning to.

tomo: But I wonder if he'll come home early.

main: ,He'll probably stop somewhere again.

ryo: No doubt.

girl: Hey, I want to stop by Kameyu.

guy: Huh? I just bought you an expensive bag the other day.

girl: I want to look at, like, clothes today.

guy: Watch it, foolishass!

guy: Pay attention to where you're walking, moron.

girl: He's super creepy.

guy: He's not even gonna apologize after running into someone?

girl: Forget him. Come on.

guy: I know. You just wanna go to Kameyu, right?

guy: Huh?

jojo: Anjuro Katagiri, a.k.a. Angelo.

jojo: Born in Morioh in .

main: ,His IQ is .

jojo: He was sent to juvie for robbery and r*pe when he was just .

main: ,Since he committed that first crime,

jojo: he's become the most awful

jojo: and disgusting criminal in Japan's history.

jojo: He spent most of his youth in jail for his crimes,

jojo: a total of years by the time he'd turned .

jojo: His last crime was so vile, it'd makeeven a rat in the bathroom puke.

jojo: He was eventually arrested, and the sentence they gave him

jojo: was death.

jojo: But, somehow, the execution failed to k*ll him.

jojo: Shortly after, Angelo escaped.

jojo: He most likely became a Stand user right before his execution.

jojo: I'm not sure why,

jojo: but he's hiding out in this quiet town...

main: ,Somewhere.

josu: Koichi, you heading home?

koi: Oh... Yeah.

josu: We're in the same class.

koi: Yeah... Talk about coincidences.

josu: Well, see you tomorrow.

koi: Ah... Hey! J-Josuke!

josu: Huh?

josu: Oh, you want to hear what that Jotaro guy has to say?

koi: It's been bugging me,and it has to do with this town.

josu: You're amazing. I'm gonna pass.

koi: Why?

josu: I'm sort of curious,but when I thought it through,

josu: I don't think getting involved with beingsome guy's lovechild is a good idea.

koi: Why?

josu: Well, I mean...

josu: Things are just fine as they are right now.

koi: I see...

koi: I wonder what that is.

josu: Maybe an accident or something?

josu: Wanna go after it?

koi: Yeah.

person: What? Are they sh**ting a drama?

person: It's dangerous, so step back. Step back!

koi: Talk about a huge commotion.

old: A man robbing that convenience storetook a female employee hostage inside.

both: Huh?

guy: Look! There he is!

cop: Don't move! Drop the knife!

cop: Let the girl go!

guy: Shut up! Get back!

koi: Th-That lady has rung me up before!

josu: His eyes are messed up.He'll totally k*ll her if he loses it.

guy: All of you, get outta the way!I'm getting into the car!

koi: This isn't good, Josuke! Get back! Back!

josu: R-Right.

guy: Hey, you with the stupid hair!

guy: Sorry, let us step back—

guy: I told you to get away from the car!

main: ,I'll k*ll you!

koi: I have...

koi: a bad feeling about this.

koi: I knew it!

Missing: ,Loom

koi: C-Crap! Here it comes!

koi: At a time like this? In this situation?

koi: After Mr. Jotaro warned him!

cop: Who's that?

gop: H-Hey! Stop!

jos: What did you just say?

guy: Wh-Who are you? Get away from me.

guy: You don't care what happens to her?

cop: Get back, you fool!

cop: What are you going to do if he loses it?

guy: I told you guys to stay back, too!

guy: D-Damn it! You're pissing me off!

guy: I've made up my mind! I'm gonna stab this girl!

josu: Oh, really?

koi: Th-There's a hole in his body!

josu: I angry you off?

josu: That's my line!

girl: Huh? I-I'm fine?!

koi: She's back to normal. It's happening again.

guy: M-My army knife! It's inside my stomach!

guy: H-How?!

josu: You'd better get a surgeon to takethat out... in the prison hospital.

cop: S-Seize him!

cop: What's going on?

koi: Josuke!

josu: Hey, Koichi.

koi: Are you okay?! That was...

cop: What the...

cop: What are you doing, opening your mouth?

thing: Who would have thought

top: ,I'd find another Stand user here?

thig: I possessed this man and was having a blast with that robbery, and then...

thig: How dare you get in my way?!

osu: He's the guy from the picture!

stand: I'll be watching you from now on.

stand: I'll be watching you all the time.

josu: What'd you say, ?!

koi: Josuke!

cop: You idiot! Get him!

cop: What were you thinking?!

josu: M-Mr. Officer! W-Wait a sec...

koi: What Mr. Jotaro said was true.

josu: Let me go! I didn't do anything!

koi: There's something in this town...

koi: I can feel the presence of something completely unknown.

koi: Something bad is here in Morioh.

tomo: Hey, Josuke! Answer the phone!

tommo: Josuke! Answer the damn phone!

josu: Yeah, yeah. One sec.

josu: Hello?

jojo: It's Jotaro.

josu: Oh, hi.

jojo: We didn't have a chance to actually talk yesterday.

jojo: We need to talk about the guy hiding in this town.

josu: Oh, I actually wanted to talk to you about that.

josu: Mr. Jotaro, where are you right now?

jojo: The Morioh Grand Hotel.

jojo: What happened?

josu: Well...

tomo: Damn it, this pisses me off.

tomo: Where did I put the shovel?

ang: That little brat...

ang: Looks like he's got a cozy little family.

ang: Not to mention he's got himself a hot, young mother...

ang: I'm jealous.

ang: Josuke Higashikata, don't get c*ck, now.

ang: I'm going to destroy your livelihood, your soul, and your life.