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did you just have a sandwich like an
hour ago yeah and I can't go swimming so
I might as well have another sandwich
hello hey hey Matt Matt and I are going
out for coffee coffee good idea you've
grown enough Houston Maurice ha how
about I give you the same answer you
gave me last night when I asked you to
do those dishes in a minute mother I
think you're being a little hard on it
you can have some money thanks daddy all
you gotta do is ask my sandwich what
that's right I'm the one with all the
bread why are you doing this to me well
if we can't get clean dishes for our
money we deserve some entertainment so
let's watch as Lauren talks to the
sandwich fine can I have ten dollars
what's my name I think it's hammy can I
have ten dollars hammy for coffee when
it costs and yes and all right for
coffee it's what it costs you stupid
sandwich all right desktop I believe
we've made our point thanks mom so you
got change for tiny
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Laurens right down here wow great rec
room we call it a rumpus room man as
friends think it's fantastic all right
contacts couldn't you just say parents
on deck but that wouldn't be fantastic
thurs degree we created a wholesome teen
scene here where we respect the kids
privacy so we give them plenty of
warning well give me fair warning next
time you ring that damn Bell say a wats
with potty mouth okay next time unless
you're talking about the Hoover Dam you
cannot do time on the penalty couch hey
honey oh hey mom I'll be down in just a
sec well it's really nice to you to have
all the kids to your house after school
well you know we considered our civic
duty to keep these kids away from the
influence of the streets you know some
of them have working moms you know Ted
I'm a working mom that's all right
Barrett on deck Oh hungry mmm huapi Joe
made with the secret ingredient is pork
love well if you ever run out of love
you could use pork you should get the
recipe mom I mean yours are good but
these are delicious now now Lauren take
it easy and your mom she's a career gal
feeding you is not her priority
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you
where's mom I'll she went to pick up
lauren from the however sins i guess
that's the new hang out with matt how
persons he didn't invite me I'm like his
best band friend look I could tell you
that he called and I forgot to give you
the message but whenever I do that you
know I'm just lying to make you feel
better now Warren no no he called i
forgot to give you the man oh thank god
mr. Allison thank you papito Oh next
time I see him he's getting a sloppy
kiss the place to be since that got
cardboard games a couch you sit on when
you swear oh we got one of those I don't
know what it is about those halvorsen's
but the kids seemed to love it there
well for one thing they're sandwiches
don't talk stick around this one will be
making some noise see the hell persons
don't embarrass us like that you know
they respect us and you can talk to mrs.
Halvorsen about anything she gives great
advice I give great advice I know it's
just you know I've been spending more
time over there so I just talked to her
more off a great idea why don't we make
our house to hang out house a better
idea sh**t me well clean out the garage
I'll perhaps max what do you think
backpack no way well I don't know why
our house can't be the Hangout house I
know I'm with the backpack I know we
were in high school and we used to hang
out at Jimmy always have some Franny
Balkans hell yeah we spent a lot more
time with their parents and we did with
our own but I want learn to spend time
here you know I want her to remember my
advice to the Kathy halvorsen's big
crock pot full of how big a crock pot I
mean if I made up an excuse to go back
there can i get another one of these
uh-huh this will be great you know hook
up the old stereo take out the centipede
game ping pong I'm fine why don't you
let me clean out the garage I got a lot
of junk in there and you don't need to
pick through it all Oh bill I know all
about your dirty magazines dirty
magazines I don't know what to talk to
throw them out just put them in our
bathroom oh good you know the kids might
be disappointed they think I've been in
there all winter building the boat
mom did knock off no he didn't call okay
what's that better no she didn't call
either none of your friends would call
but I have a feeling you'll be speaking
to them very soon maybe we should fix
that cr*ck in the microwave door like a
French around the garage sure we can see
what they're up to hey Lauren this is
great your dad's so funny funny make you
happy funny I need to find a new school
did Sean the best part hello i was
waiting for lauren ok for this oh yeah
made this bad boy myself and chopped
that what shall I well suddenly used to
let the boys use power tools and school
back before they were so touchy about
gender stereotyping dad giant talk to
you for a sec Oh get it over with what I
know this is a setup so you can show
your bike rack on the story about how I
was three and I talked to oh we don't
want to embarrass you we really just
want to give you and your friends
applies to him now and besides you know
me if I was going to sh**t cr*ck I'd
have done it in the first five minutes
your father makes a good point so this
is really just for me and my friends yes
and now we are going to leave you alone
have fun and if we need to come back in
for any reason we will respect your
privacy and blow the pair Lord
or we might knock or in spend one whole
cocktail Frank just sent you out with a
plate she's talking to go I dropped them
you ate them didn't you after i drop
down she didn't drop them there's still
a couple of driveway I should probably
go clean those up mom he has a going out
there everyone's having a great time and
thanks for the advice about Matt it
really worked out oh you're welcome
sweetheart you can come to your mom for
anything now take these out to your
friends and throw a few in the driveway
for your sister is it likes to tease
playing chips and cocktail weenies for a
bunch of kids all week saw worse its
memories Lauren will have the Hangout
house he'll be in them remember hanging
out of jimmy o's house yeah I might have
remembered hanging out at jimmy o's
house if somebody had invited me in come
on you're gonna come in if you wanted oh
I'm sorry perhaps I misinterpreted the
words go home freak girl god I forgot
about that go home freak girl oh that
was a hard time for all of us hey Brian
hey Neil I miss Miller hey Linda yes
Brian I will just have to accept the
fact that we don't get invited to the
cool hangout even when it's right in
your own house way our house is the
Hangout house now no one invited me and
I cannot wait till dad finishes this
boat I'm gonna sail right out of here
you've been at the library all week i'm
sure lauren left you a note you just
didn't find it unless that's what
happened i just didn't get the note i
don't get messages all the time timer
goes off take the stuff out of the oven
oh hi hello Judy I'm here to pick up my
son well come on in he's out back
can I interest you in a cocktail Frank
my name is Ted and I don't drink in the
afternoon hey Ted Phil so it seems your
place with the new team scene yeah we
don't call it that we don't like to put
labels on things especially dorky ones
you know how fickle kids can be first
one place is cool then it's another yeah
sure sure sure then they'll go and
change their mind again are they want
are they will I think one or will our
mom well our won't oh she wins I'll go
tell Matt you're here so I understand
you have a parent air horn that we do
that's quite similar to our parent Bell
no it isn't yes it is oh jeez hey Dad
ready to go picked oh yeah sure I'm
still see tomorrow matt drive carefully
Ted that what isn't
someone's a little pouty Oh what's the
big deal so the kids are hanging out
here now here's a grown man who can
handle it hello oh hi okay that was Ted
he said to tell you yes it is ready for
chocolate fondue party we got sticks to
utensils and sticks the grand illusion
what's going on well I thought I'd stop
by to check out the hang and I got stuck
in a backgammon tournament with these
two and when we're done we're gonna try
a mating season I told you know well
we're alone and all our friends we are
gonna have a fondue party and talk about
how everyone's insecure about something
oh well I'm sure that Matt something
about a new foosball table like that's
the Hangout house again well sure
everyone starts hanging out here and he
bites a foosball table plus head tick
okay have our own fondue party without
them or without fondue great not there
over there and we're here never where
the cool kids are Oh Brian don't worry
pretty soon you become an adult and it
all evens out but you're 38 and you're
playing backgammon with us 30
fussball jukebox bumper pool not a
cotton candy maker great yours might
have a fondue party or maybe you could
bring it over here mrs. Halvorsen wants
all us girls to have something called a
rap sesh will somebody answer me is that
or is that not a cotton candy why yes it
is hello Millers I see you've been busy
well with the kids at your place all
week I do a little shopping and on the
seventh day I made a sundae bar get it I
got it you were jealous that the kids
were having so much fun at our house
that you needed to lure them back with
all new stuff so sad I assure you we are
not jealous whatever cuz you can't buy
someone to love with treats in that
right bill
you
I think you understand it's nothing
personal cannot be personal you can't
our house and saw how much fun you got a
parent or ah that's just like our parent
or which is also a parent core not
making the connection who's ready to
wrap I brought a hassle of teen issues
and the honesty stick Oh cutie bill how
nice to see you so much for the honesty
stick honey there was a little p owed
penalty couch annoy they think we stole
teen scene back because we're jealous Oh
silly but Judy should stick around
because jealousy is in the issue has
crazy I'm not competing with you people
let's let the babies have their teen
scene battle this isn't a competition
which is for comfortable having the kids
here that way we know what they're doing
are you saying you don't trust us no she
dated pal nothing to see everything
without a bargain it's just ted says you
use the c-word in front of your children
what we're casting we never say that
kind of crap in our house you just said
it again lovely people but we have
different ideas than you do about what
our children should be exposed to a lot
of us had wild times were younger but we
grew up shade their sideburns and put
away to Dan Fogelberg album so are you
listening to this they think that we're
a bad influence oh I'm listening you two
have got some nerve do you think for one
second you're better parents than us you
are two kinds of nuts
come on bill okay we're out of here
speaking about this one's cashed Lauren
let's go we want to show you the
surprise your father and I have for you
in our backyard well if you're speaking
of an above-ground pool and a horseshoe
pit got it you got it yeah but I bet you
don't have a trampoline I'm gonna trim
believe that trample leaves really
working out there's like 20 points out
there yeah you figured out what every 14
year old boy dreams up then I added the
word Oh lean hey are you having fun on
the trampoline well the boys has kind of
taken it over but the girls are hanging
out in the garage enjoy the view oh I
brought up my old albums for you oh
great Becky's mom swear she was in the
bangles we're gonna check it out lord
knows she drinks like a rap star oh gee
I'm here for Matt well come on in bill
how mad is dad here would you like any
old can I get you some lunch Ted you
seem a little upset want to Snoopy
toothbrushes hey Teddy you want to take
a spin on the trampoline I don't think
so hey that reminds me i printed up some
information on trampoline safety off the
internet Gary's stuff might want to up
your liability maybe you should up yours
dad what are you doing here I told you
I'd be home at six your mother and I
thought we could have a family nice oh
well I can't leave now I mean it's
almost my turn on the trampoline okay
well you're gonna miss out on shadow
puppet theater that's too bad for you
miss Miller will you be sending up and
make your own taco bar yeah since I get
out of my work clothes cool see you
later dad make your own taco bar sounds
a lot like our make-your-own-sundae bar
not making the connection okay so you're
officially the cool parent whoop-dee-doo
head this isn't a contest Oh Bowl see
did you see his face he's so added the
game loser I'm still on the porch
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hey fellas waiting for the trampoline
yes just want to jump boys and
trampolines who'da thought it not it's
nice that you kids have a healthy
alternative to dr*gs and alcohol
although I do love bouncing on that
thing when I was fake he's really gone
to town Showtime what what do you say
yes
good copy hi cat hey we talk for a
minute not much to talk about guess it
really was about popularity I even went
against my better judgement bought a
trampoline but kids weren't interested I
could tell you how to fix that Oh Kathy
this involves you Phil and I also owe
you an apology no we were wrong the kids
have a fun and wholesome time at your
house and we shouldn't have judged you
yeah we'd like to give teen scene back
what you do well due to a slight error
and placement of our trampoline your son
and all his friends may have definitely
seen my wife naked I'm so sorry I knew
something like this would happen that's
why I wanted the children to stay here
in our home where our values are
supported I'll make it we talking back
back in front it really wasn't her fault
the whole thing is a very regrettable
accident just Topsy's its level for the
big bamboo
was there any pending involved hey kiddo
how's it going well when you said you
wanted this to be the Hangout house I
didn't know it'd be you hanging out are
you about this whole mess I just wanted
to be the only one you go to for advice
it's okay just kind of where that half
the guys in my class of senior Topsy's
can we make sure this doesn't happen
again Oh sweetheart you know I can't
guarantee that I can't believe the only
reason they were hanging out here so
they could jump up and look in your
window oh honey if you're a window
overlook the backyard those little pervs
would have been just as happy peeping at
you you think oh I know
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02x20 - Still Hangin' Out
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.