01x11 - Sky Pirates/Four Little Pigs

[bunniefuu]

[♪♪]

♪ Emmy wished
On a dragon scale♪

♪ And that'’s what started
Dragon Tales♪

♪ Around the room
The dragons flew♪

♪ But Emmy and Max
Knew what to do♪

♪ They climbed on the backs
Of their dragon friends♪

♪ Now the adventures
Never end♪

♪ Dragon Tales
Dragon Tales♪

♪ It'’s almost time
For Dragon Tales♪

♪ Come along
And take my hand♪

♪ Let'’s all go
To Dragon Land♪

♪ There'’s Ord
He'’s the biggest♪

♪ Not so brave of heart♪

♪ There'’s Cassie so shy
But so very smart♪

♪ There'’s Zak and Wheezie
And the tales of fun♪

♪ '’Cause you know two heads
Are better than one♪

♪ Dragon Tales
Dragon Tales♪

♪ It'’s almost time
For Dragon Tales♪

♪ Come along
And take my hand♪

♪ Let'’s all go
To Dragon Land♪

[♪♪]

What'’s in the box, Em?

Uh, old toys.

MAX:
Toys. Let me see.

Where'’s the
"vroom-vroom" sound?

This stuff'’s boring.

I wonder why Mom and Dad
liked to play with them.

[JACK-IN-THE-BOX PLAYS
"POP GOES THE WEASEL"]

[SPRING JUMPS]

Hm.

No one has greater toys...

BOTH:
Than dragons!

I wish, I wish

With all my heart

To fly with dragons
In a land apart

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

Hi, everyone.

Nice seeing you, Emmy.Hey, Max.

Good to see you.Hello, buddy.

Let'’s play.

Got any cool new toys?

I just got
a Monster Mega Ball.

Doesn'’t look
very monster to me.

Just wait.

Wow.Take-take it easy.

Wheezie.

Let'’s Dragon Ball.

[♪♪]

[ALL LAUGHING]

Strike!

[LAUGHS]

Wheezie. Your ball.

It'’s rolling away.
Come on.

[♪♪]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Grab the ball.

Huh?

Hi, Sid.
Bye, Sid.

Hey, wow, you look
like you'’re having a ball.

Hey, get it?
A ball.

[SID LAUGHING]

[ALL PANTING]

What'’s that?

[BELL CLANGS]

It'’s a flying pirate ship.

I thought ships only
sailed in oceans.

[LOUD THUD]

[THUD]

[♪♪]

Come on, Zak. Let'’s see
who'’s steering the ship.

Hello?
Anybody home?

[GASPS]

Ahoy there, mateys.

ALL:
A pirate!

[GASPS]
A pirate? Where?

He is not getting
my treasure.

[GIGGLES]
You. You are the pirate.

Me?

[LAUGHS]

I'’m not a pirate.

I'’m Captain Scallywag.

If you'’re not a pirate,

how come you have that hook?

Huh? Oh.
[LAUGHS]

That'’s for hanging me hat.

Then how come
you have that peg leg?

Huh? I have a peg leg?

[LAUGHS]
Oh!

I was wondering
where I put my telescope.

If you'’re not a pirate, how come
you have a spider tattoo?

I don'’t have a tattoo.

[SCALLYWAG SCREAMS]

A spider! Get it off!

Get it off![ALL LAUGH]

Oh, I told you
I ain'’t no pirate.

Why, I can'’t even find
me own buried treasure.

You have a treasure?[ALL GASP]

Oh, hi.

I buried it in Dragon Land many,
many years ago

when I was just a lad.

I looked and looked.

Can we help you find your
treasure, Captain Scallywag?

[ALL CHEERING]

What?

Why, that would be wonderful.

How would you like
to be my crew?

[ALL CHEER]

Arr, let'’s see.

You'’ll need some of these.

[CHUCKLES]

Where'’s your
treasure map?

Arr, I'’m...

I'’m afraid I don'’t have one.

All I have is these
three drawings

I made when I was a boy.
I-- I--

I think one of them
might be a picture

of the place where I...
where I buried the treasure.

Ew. They look like
itchy flowers.

With five faces.

There are lots of flowers in
Dragon Land with faces on them.

Oh, but these were special.

And they roared.

[GROWLS]

Wait a minute.

Haven'’t we seen flowers
that roar before?

ALL:
Dandelions.

Your treasure must be
in the Dandelion Forest.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Cast off.

[BELL CLANGS]

WHEEZIE:
♪ Sailing, sailing

Over the bounding main ♪

♪ We search for treasure
High and low♪

♪ And then we'’ll search again♪

♪ Sailing, sailing
Over the bounding main♪

♪ We search for treasure
High and low♪

♪ And then we'’ll search again♪

[♪♪]

[GROWLING]

This is the place, mateys.

Is there an X by the spot?

I'’m afraid not.

I just remember
that when I was a lad

I was too scared to enter
the Dandelion Forest.

So I didn'’t bury
me treasure there.

Don'’t worry,
Captain.

Maybe the second drawing

will show us where
your treasure is buried.

ORD:
What'’s that?

SCALLYWAG:
It'’s just a tiny tree
I met when I was--

When it was no bigger
than a barnacle.

Was there anything
extra special about it?

Oh, I... I...

He could talk.

[LAUGHS]

He was very funny.
He told me a joke.

Why is a tree
better than a watchdog?

Because it'’s got more bark.

[LAUGHS]

We know a tree
that tells jokes.

But he'’s not little.
He'’s a great, big tree.

Maybe he knows where
your little tree is.

Let'’s go
ask him.

[♪♪]

Yoo-hoo! Sid!

Hey, there. Back for
another joke? Here'’s one.

Why is a tree
better than a watchdog?

ALL:
'’Cause it'’s got more bark.

Hey. Hey, how'’d you know that?

The captain told us.

Aye, and a tree told me.

Wait a minute. Look.

This looks just like Sid
when he was really little.

Sidney?Scallywag?

[LAUGHS]
It is you.

Oh, Sidney.
It'’s been so long.

He was such
a funny little tree.

Hey, so, hey, what brings you
back to Dragon Land, Captain?

I'’m looking for me
buried treasure.

Oh, it'’s around
here somewhere.

Hey, hey, careful
with my roots.

Wait a minute.

There'’s no buried
treasure here.

SID:
'’Cause if there was,
I'’d feel it.

Oh, that'’s right.

I was laughing so hard at
your jokes, I couldn'’t dig.

So I buried me treasure
somewhere else.

Arr, I'’ll never find it.

Don'’t be sad,
Captain Scallywag.

We won'’t give up.

Yeah, there'’s still
one more drawing.

CASSIE:
It'’s a castle.

There'’s lots of castles
in Dragon Land.

But none that
look like that.

Maybe none look
exactly like that.

But I'’ve seen that
flag and bell before.

[BELL CLANGS]

Ooh, ooh, I know where that is.
I know where that is.

There.

A school in the sky.

You'’ve been here?

Oh, aye, aye.

When I was a boy, I used to play
here with me dragon friends.

Oh, but it seemed
so much bigger then.

Like a castle.Aye.

[GASPS]
Scallywag?

Quetzal?
Is that you?

Look at you.

You were just a niño
when I saw you last.

And you were just
a little lizard.

You know each other?

Sí.

Scallywag had
a magic dragon scale.

And he'’d come to play
with me after school.

I-- I remember now.

[LAUGHS]

We buried
my treasure together.

Sí.Under
the school house.

[GIGGLING]

Lend me a hand, mates.

[♪♪]

Hey, cut it out!

[ALL SIGH]

Me treasure!

A treasure chest?

Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Ooh! I can'’t wait
to see what'’s inside.

But where are all the glittery,
golden jewelry-type things?

Yeah, those are just dusty,
dirty, smelly old toys.

No, not just toys.

[GIGGLES]

My toys.

Oh, I haven'’t played
with these in years.

[IMITATES TRAIN CHUGGING]

[LAUGHS]
You want to play with me?

ALL:
Yeah. Sure.

Love it!

[JACK-IN-THE-BOX PLAYS
"POP GOES THE WEASEL"]

[LAUGHS]

BOTH:
I wish, I wish

To use this rhyme

To go back home
Until next time

Come on, Emmy. Let'’s find
our own buried treasure.

Definitely.

But where?
There.

But I thought you said
this old stuff was boring.

Uh-uh. This is
our treasure.

Uh-oh.

[BOTH GIGGLE]

[♪♪]

[GASPS]

What are you doing, Max?

Drawing on a sock.

You'’re gonna be
in big trouble.

Nu-huh.

Dad said I could do
anything I wanted

with these old
torn clothes.

Didn'’t he?

Definitely.

[GIGGLING]

Anything?

I know what to do.
Let'’s put on a puppet show.

With curtains and a stage
and tons of puppets.

Cool idea, Emmy.

But who'’s gonna hold
the other puppets?

BOTH:
Dragons.

[BOTH GIGGLE]

BOTH:
I wish, I wish

With all my heart

To fly with dragons
In a land apart

[♪♪]

So do you wanna?

Whoa, a puppet show.
You betcha.

Oh, I just love
sock puppets.

They'’re so...Smelly, yuck.

What story
should we do?

How about
a fairy tale?

Yeah, Goldilocks
and the Three Bears.

Oh, and I can eat all
three bowls of oatmeal.

I love
Hansel and Gretel.

Oh, oh, that'’s
even better.

I can eat all the candy
on the gingerbread house.

How about The Three
Little Pigs?

Love it!

Definitely.Great.

Cool.

What did they eat?

Well, what are we
waiting for?

Let'’s make
a puppet show.

[ALL LAUGH]

[♪♪]

I'’m the pig
in the straw house.

[SNORTS]

I'’m the pig
in the house of sticks.

[OINKS]

And I'’m the smart pig,
in the brick house.

Oink, oink, oink.

And now it'’s time for the most
important puppet of all.

Yeah, the really big...

Really bad...

ALL:
Wolf!

[IMITATING WOLVES HOWLING]

Huh?Why you'’d make a wolf?

'’Cause I'’m playing the wolf.

[BOTH GROWLING]

What a cool
wolf puppet.

Oh, I'’m sorry.

I wouldn'’t have made
my puppet

if I knew you were
gonna make one for me.

Thank you so much.

Uh, you'’re welcome.

No, she'’s not.

We made it
for us.

We wanna play
the wolf.

But I thought you wanted
to play the music.

We alwayshave
to play the music.

And this time we want
to do something else.

But you play music
the best.

Well, we want
to be the wolf.

Yeah, no wolf...

BOTH:
No Zak and Wheezie.

But if you play the wolf,

who will play
the music?

I can'’t play
the music by myself.

I don'’t think I can.

What about you?

Oh, no. I'’m a pig.

You'’ve got to play the music.You'’re the best.

Please.Will you?

No, if we can'’t
be the wolf...

We don'’t want to play
with you anymore.

Zak. Wheezie.

Wait.

[♪♪]

[SIGHS]

I guess we'’ll have to do
the show without them.

But we need music,
don'’t we?

I have an idea.
Come on.

Hm.

EMMY:
Once upon a time,
there were three little--

Ouch! My foot!

Sorry.

[PLAYS SAXOPHONE]Go on, Max.

Hello, I'’m the first
little pig,

and I built my house
out of straws.

♪ La, la, la, la

[SNORTS]

As the first little pig
was playing in the meadow,

along came
the mean, old wolf.

[GROWLS]

Help! Oh, help!

Let me in.
Let me in.

Not by the hair of my
heady-head-head.

Don'’t you mean
"chinny-chin-chin"?

I don'’t have a hair
on my chin.

Shh!

ZAK:
The first little pig

made his home out of straw.

Then the two-headed wolf
said:

"I'’ll huff and puff

and blow
your house down."

[BLOWS]

[COUGHS]

Next time--

[COUGHS]

--I'’ll do the huffing
and puffing.

Oh, this isn'’t any fun.

Maybe we should go up and tell
the others we'’ll do the music.

You think so?

[DISTANT LAUGHTER]

I'’ll huff
and I'’ll puff

and I'’ll blow
your house down.

[BLOWS HARD NOTE]

Aah!

[ALL SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING]

This isn'’t working.And I miss Zak and Wheezie.

Me too.Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Maybe we should
let them be the wolf.

But...

Okay.

Great.Let'’s tell Zak and Wheezie.

Come on.

Zak? Wheezie?
Are you in there?

We want you
to come back.

CASSIE:
It'’s no fun without you too.

[BOTH GASP]

You can be the wolf
if you want.

ZAK AND WHEEZIE:
And we don'’t have
to play music?

Uh-uh. And I promise not
to huff and puff too hard

or step on your toes
or anything.

All right.

We can start
the show over.

It'’ll be great.

But who will play
the music?

And whose Emmy gonna play?

Yeah, there'’s
four of you

And only three
little pigs.

They'’re right.
This won'’t work.

There must be something
we can do.

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

[SHUSHING]

You sure this is
gonna work?

Definitely.

This is gonna be the best
puppet show ever.

They'’re gonna love it.

Let'’s start the music.

[♪♪]

[♪♪]

[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]

[SHUSHING]

[SINGING FANFARE]

EMMY:
There was three little pigs.

I'’ll build my house
out of straws.

I'’ll build mine
out of sticks

after I eat all
foamy ice cream.

And I'’ll build my house
out of bricks.

EMMY:
Then one day...

[♪♪]

...the mean old wolves came.

Pigs. Yummy.

We'’re gonna
eat you up.

Don'’t look at me.

I got hair on my chin.

Oh, yeah?Then we'’ll huff...

And puff...

...and blow
your house down.

[BLOWS]

[ALL GIGGLE]

Nah, nah!

Can'’t get us.

Can too.

We'’ll huff...

And we'’ll puff...

...and we'’ll blow
your house down too.

[INHALES AND BLOWS]

[ALL LAUGH]

You'’ll never blow down my house
of bricks, you nasty old wolf.

That'’s what you think.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[BLOWS]

[ALL LAUGHING]

What was that?

It'’s not supposed
to fall down.

That'’s not right.

[LAUGHS]

Now we'’ve got you, pigs.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Uh-oh.

[♪♪]

Back off,
you ugly wolf.

BOTH:
Who are you?

I'’m the fourth
little pig.

And I'’m gonna huff and puff
and blow you down.

[INHALES AND BLOWS]

[SCREAMING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

EMMY:
And the four little pigs

lived happily ever after.

[ALL CHEER]

[♪♪]

BOTH:
I wish, I wish

To use this rhyme

To go back home
Until next time

Wasn'’t that the best
puppet show ever, Max?

Yeah, let'’s do
another one tomorrow.

Yahoo.

How about
Jack and the Beanstalk?

I'’ll be the big,
mean giant.

Grr!

No, let'’s do
The Frog Prince.

I'’ll kiss you and you turn
into a handsome prince.

[LIPS SMACK]

Yuck. I'’m poisoned.

Yuck.

[COUGHS][LAUGHS]

♪ Emmy wished
On a dragon scale♪

♪ And that'’s what started
Dragon Tales♪

♪ They climbed on the backs
Of their dragon friends♪

♪ Now the adventures
Never end♪

♪ Dragon Tales
Dragon Tales♪

♪ It'’s almost time
For Dragon Tales♪

♪ Come along
And take my hand♪

♪ Let'’s all go
To Dragon Land♪