Sign: The Reaper's Request: Please watch this program in a bright room and at a safe distance from your TV.
G: Boss, I gotta close up already.
G: And they say this area's gotten dangerous lately, so you'd best hurry on home.
Gin: Dangerous? What else is new?
G: Haven't you heard of the serial k*ller going after drunkards?
G: Just two days ago, another corpse was found in a back alley.
G: And there was something really strange about it.
G: At first glance, he looked like any old drunkard with nary a scratch on him,
G: but he was cut through the neck, leaving just one tiny bit of skin attached.
G: And because of that,
G: now there are rumors that it was the work of a Reaper.
Gin: No wonder the streets are so deserted everywhere.
Gin: When things get this gloomy, it even makes alcohol taste bad.
Gin: I wish someone would have a drink with me, Reaper or not.
G: Give it a rest, Boss.
G: Or else a Reaper really might show up to pour you a drink.
Oden,Sign: Oden
G: So scary!
G: I'd better take down my lamp before the candle gets snuffed out.
Gin: How stupid.
Gin: By just a tiny bit of skin on his neck?
Gin: Big whoopin' deal.
Gin: Even I could do that.
Gin: Hell, we're always scraping along by the skin of our necks.
Gin: Financially, that is.
R: Is that true?
R: If so, I'd like to ask you
R: to help me commit su1c1de.
Title: The Reaper by Day and the Reaper by Night
Gin: I'm not sure I get it,
Gin: but you should probably rethink this.
Gin: If you committed su1c1de, uh,
Gin: wouldn't it be bad in a lot of ways?
Gin: How should I put this...
Gin: It's just wrong in all kinds of ways.
Gin: Basically, this isn't like you.
Gin: Cheer up!
R: What the hell would you know about me?!
Gin: What would I know?
Gin: I'd say it's all pretty obvious, really.
R: Stop judging a book by its cover!
R: You know nothing about my suffering!
Gin: I can pretty much guess.
Gin: You couldn't learn Bankai or something, right?
R: Wrong!
Gin: Anyway,
Gin: don't throw your life away.
Gin: You have the important mission of taking human lives...
Gin: Wait, that's not right.
Gin: You should know better than anyone how precious life is
Gin: because you take so many lives...
Gin: That's not it, either.
Gin: Man, this is a pain!
Gin: I have no idea how to stop a Reaper from committing su1c1de!
R: I must atone for all the lives I have taken.
Gin: Look, I get that.
Gin: But isn't that your job?
Gin: You don't have a choice.
Gin: Everyone understands that.
R: Just hurry and finish me off already!
R: P-Please!
R: Finish me!
R: End my suffering!
Gin: I don't even care anymore.
Gin: Don't resent me, okay?
Gin: Don't reduce my life span, okay?
R: Ow! Ow! Ow! I'm gonna die!
Gin: Didn't you want to die?!
R: H-Hurry up! Hurry up!
Gin: Hey, come on!
Gin: Quit moving around!
Gin: H-Here I come.
R: U-Uh, how much longer?
R: Hurry up and put me at ease.
Gin: J-Just a sec. Don't look this way.
Gin: I'm adjusting my aim right now! I'll take your head in one swing!
R: Are you done yet?
R: Hey, I'm really starting to hurt here.
R: Please, hurry!
Gin: S-Settle down!
Gin: This is the pain of all the lives you have taken so far!
Gin: And this one's for Krillin!
R: Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
R: H-Help...
Gin: I-I'm sorry! I can't do this after all!
R: It's too late to be saying that!
R: My guts are spilling out already!
Gin: Well, my brain's spilling out, so let's call it even!
R: Don't go wimping out on me now!
R: Hurry up and finish the job!
R: k*ll me!
Gin: I'll die! I'll die!
Gin: This isn't helping with su1c1de, it's a scene out of Tuesday Suspense Theater!
Gin: Th-This ain't my fault, right?
Gin: This ain't a m*rder, right?
Gin: I just helped with the su1c1de, right?
Gin: And surely helping a Reaper commit su1c1de isn't a crime...
Gin: What's all this? Sure is noisy.
Gin: Did something happen?
Shin: I want to know what happened to you !
Gin: What about me?
Shin: What? That Reaper hanging from your back, that's what!
Gin: Reaper?
Gin: Wait, can you see something behind me?
Gin: Damn, is something haunting me?
Shin: Like hell!
Shin: The thing's lying limp on your back!
Shin: It's covered in blood!
Gin: That doesn't sound good.
Gin: I might die soon.
Kag: The Reaper up and died before you!
Kag: What happened? Don't tell me...
Gin: No, no! It was self-defense!
Gin: All I did was turn the tables on the Reaper who came after my life!
Kag: You k*lled it? You k*lled a Reaper?
Gin: Anyway, bring in all the Zanpakuto we have.
Gin: We'll all use our Bankai and send the Reaper back to Soul Society.
Shin: What are you trying to make us do?!
Shin: Not even Bankai can clear you of this crime!
Shin: Turn yourself in!
Shin: You've totally committed a m*rder here!
Gin: Screw you!
Gin: Only Soul Society can judge me—
R: No. Only people can judge other people.
R: You don't have to assist in my su1c1de anymore.
Shin: It's alive! The Reaper is alive!
R: I'm sorry.
R: This stomach wound was a fake.
R: I figured you'd never take my head unless I did something like this.
R: But I'm not allowed an honorable ritual su1c1de.
R: I'm more deserving of having my severed head stuck on a pike.
R: A Reaper doesn't even have the right to die.
Kag: A human?
R: No, I'm a Reaper.
R: Ikeda Asaemon,
R: a good-for-nothing Reaper who can't even have her own head,
R: let alone those of sinners.
R: I apologize for causing a fuss.
Gin: Who could it be at this time of night?
Hij: Again?
Oki: Yeah. The fourth one this week alone.
Oki: I never knew Reapers were such hard workers.
Hij: Seriously.
Hij: I wish they'd spare a thought for us cops who have to deal with their messes.
Oki: And unlike us, I bet they get paid for overtime in Soul Society.
Oki: This technique never ceases to amaze me.
Hij: Yeah, no ordinary swordsman could pull this off.
Hij: But Sogo, if they were as skilled as you—
Oki: Gimme a break.
Oki: I was busy all night, targeting your head like always.
Hij: You call that an alibi?
Oki: Besides, I'm not the only one capable of this. There are loads of others out there.
Oki: Did you know?
Oki: Someone committing a ritual su1c1de first pierces his belly,
Oki: and then his assistant lops off his head before he starts to suffer.
Oki: But it's not that easy to take someone's head in one swing.
Oki: If it goes badly, you fail to finish him off even after two or three strikes,
Oki: thus making him suffer more.
Oki: As such, it's usually up to the finest swordsman in the family to be the assistant.
Oki: Some among them try to
Oki: keep the head from falling to the ground and getting dirty
Oki: by leaving just one tiny bit of skin attached when they cut it,
Oki: a practice known as the Hung Head style of execution, or so I hear.
Yae: Do you mean to say that the m*rder*r is one of us executioners?
Oki: And who might you be?
Hij: I asked him to help us with the investigation.
Hij: He's the Royal Swordskeeper,
Hij: the th Ikeda Yaemon-dono.
Oki: Royal Swordskeeper?
Hij: Basically, the arms magistrate who supervises all of the Shogun family's weaponry—
Yae: It's fine.
Yae: No need to address me so formally.
Yae: Everybody knows that trying out the swords is but a side job.
Yae: I know that we're called the clan of executioners who
Yae: behead those sentenced by the Bakufu,
Yae: no, that we are ridiculed as Reapers behind our backs.
Oki: Oh, I get it.
Oki: The quickest way to learn about a Reaper is to ask a Reaper—
Yae: Our job may seem like dirty work to outsiders,
Yae: but our swords purge criminals of their sins and return purity to their souls,
Yae: and we take great pride in them.
Yae: None in our family would swing their swords like this, bereft of conviction.
Hij: It's not like we're suspecting you.
Hij: We wanted to ask about this technique—
Yae: Or so I'd like to say,
Yae: but I don't think anyone outside the Ikeda family is capable of such a technique.
Yae: It's not that this head was left attached by one tiny bit of flesh,
Yae: but rather that it was chopped off so skillfully that its cells are coalescing.
Yae: Leaving even a person's cells unaware that they've been cut,
Yae: this art truly removes only their soul.
Yae: The Ikeda family's ultimate form of the Hung Head Technique,
Yae: Soul Cleansing.
Hij: And how many in your family can perform this technique?
Yae: Only a few.
Yae: First, the late former Yaemon.
Yae: The second would be me, who inherited the technique.
Hij: There are others, right?
Yae: No, there are none left in the family.
Yae: But there is one on the run.
B: Huh? I'm not hurt at all?
G: Are you all right, kid?!
G: Huh? Everything inside has been cut.
G: Hell, even the truck's been cut?!
Yae: Asaemon, why do you tremble so?
Yae: The man in front of you is no longer your master.
Yae: He is a criminal whose head you must take.
Yae: Waver not.
Yae: Do your duty.
Yae: When people sin and degenerate into demons,
Yae: we must make them human again at their end.
Yae: That is the Ikeda family's duty.
Yae: Would you be kind enough to make me human again
Yae: with your sword?
Yae: Never forget.
Yae: The only beings capable of turning people human again
Yae: are neither demons that take human heads
Yae: nor Reapers that take their souls,
Yae: but humans who sever their souls to save them.
C: Where'd she go?
C: That way! Look over there!
Asa: They've already got the entire town covered.
Asa: This might be a fitting end for me.
Gin: Not on my watch.
Gin: Aren't you the one who asked me to help you commit su1c1de,
Gin: my dear Reaper?
R: You're—
R: Hey, watch your hands!
Gin: Ikeda Asaemon.
Gin: I never thought
Gin: someone from a family that's served as bakufu executioners for generations
Gin: would ask me to behead them.
Asa: And I never thought asking you to assist me with su1c1de
Asa: would lead to your taking advantage of it to molest me.
Gin: I'm telling you, I didn't touch nothing!
Asa: You see, compared to girls, Reapers have one more private part you shouldn't touch.
Gin: I'm telling you, I didn't touch your private parts!
Asa: Privates of the Caribbean.
Gin: That's just a skull!
Asa: It's the skull of Caribbean, the pirate said to be the first criminal put down by
Asa: the Ikeda family of bakufu executioners.
Asa: Now that you've laid your hands on a Reaper's holy privates,
Asa: you will definitely lose your nape.
Gin: And how exactly are you gonna have my nape in your state?
Asa: Oh, did I say nape?
Asa: I meant nip.
Gin: She took my nipple!
Gin: What have you done?! And when?!
Asa: Taking a criminal's head without letting them realize they've lost it...
Asa: That's what a Reaper's sword does.
Gin: Lost it? More like "lost teat"!
Asa: No need to worry.
Asa: My sword doesn't even hurt the cells.
Asa: If you put it back, it'll stick.
Asa: Then please draw it back when the DVD version comes out.
Gin: Help, Yabuki-sensei!
Gin: Damn you! I'm seriously gonna throw you into the depths of Hell!
Shin: Calm down!
Asa: Stop! Don't touch my private parts!
Yae: A job well done, Odd Jobs.
Yae: You actually managed to bring her here before the police could.
Yae: As the head of the Ikeda family, I thank you.
Asa: Y-Yaemon-sama...
Yae: You've finally come back home, Asaemon.
W: This is Ishikawa Rokuemon's head.
W: And this is the head of Weasel Boy Jirokichi.
W: And that's...
W: Who was it again?
W: Well, it's somebody's nipple.
Gin: Excuse me.
Gin: This nipple looks familiar to me.
W: They're all heads of the heinous villains the Ikeda family has put down.
Gin: This is mine, isn't it?
Gin: Why is it already part of your collection?
W: Feel free to observe them all you like.
W: Dinner will be served momentarily.
Kag: That's the mansion of the bakufu's executioners for you.
Kag: Everything is so clear-cut.
Kag: They're desperate to show themselves off.
Shin: Uh, Gin-san...
Shin: Can we just take our money and go?
Shin: I don't really feel like eating with skulls staring at me.
Kag: Wait up, Shinpachi.
Kag: There's something fishy about that young head of the Reapers.
Kag: Oops.
Gin: Guys that put on that Sakai Masato-ish fake smile
Gin: tend to be the type to k*ll people with a smile on their face.
Gin: He might've welcomed her back warmly,
Gin: but he's probably trying to wipe out the family's black sheep behind closed doors.
Gin: They say a Reaper always approaches you with a smile...
Yae: No, that's the devil.
Yae: A Reaper would be standing behind you before you even realized it.
Yae: And he'd take your life in the blink of an eye.
Yae: I returned your nipple.
Yae: Shall we begin, then?
Gin: Uh, we'll pass for tonight.
Yae: Is something wrong?
Gin: Nah, I'm just starting to feel sick of this room—
Gin: I mean, to my stomach.
Yae: Perfect!
Yae: We've prepared a very nutritious Ikeda special course for you.
Yae: First, we have the appetizer, live frog.
Yae: Then the side dish, monkey brain,
Yae: and the main course, broiled boar head.
Yae: And then...
Gin: They're all heads!
Gin: W-Wow! They're all unusual dishes!
Gin: B-But do you have anything that's a bit closer to home?
Asa: Of course.
Asa: Here's the dessert: somebody's nipple.
Gin: That hits too close to home!
Gin: Enough with the taking it off and putting it back on!
Gin: What the hell do you think my nipples are?!
Yae: Asaemon cooked this meal herself.
Yae: I thought it'd be a good way to let her thank you personally.
Gin: That's not the point.
Gin: Why the hell are you—
Yae: Why are we welcoming back the traitor who k*lled the former head?
Yae: If you tell anyone else what I tell you, I'll have to behead all of you, as well.
Yae: Do you still want to know?
Yae: Asaemon and I are like siblings.
Yae: I'm the former Yaemon's own son,
Yae: whereas Asaemon was an orphan he adopted.
Yae: However, our Ikeda family cares not about blood lineage.
Yae: For generations,
Yae: only the most skilled swordsman has been chosen as the bakufu executioner
Yae: and inherited the Yaemon name, proof of being the Ikeda family head.
Yae: The former Yaemon thought we had that potential,
Yae: and so we supported each other like siblings,
Yae: competed like rivals, and raised the bar for each other.
Yae,Sign: Yaemon
Yae: People would say the family's future would be secure no matter
Yae: which of us became Yaemon.
Yae: But that's when
Yae: it came to light that the former Yaemon had gone against his duty
Yae: and secretly helped criminals escape in the past.
Yae: If the court were to find out, the Ikeda family would've been wiped out.
Shin: Then, did you...
Yae: We punished the former Yaemon in secrecy.
Yae: Asaemon was the one who helped him commit su1c1de.
Yae: But the court was bound to learn of his death eventually,
Yae: so Asaemon left home, unbeknownst to all.
Yae: To shroud the truth about the former Yaemon's death in darkness,
Yae: she took on the stigma of being a traitor who k*lled her lord,
Yae: and chose the path of wearing a bloodied Reaper's mask.
Yae: Asaemon is a loyal retainer who threw everything away to protect the Yaemon name.
Gin: Then were you trying to commit su1c1de
Gin: so you could erase both yourself and the truth before you got caught?
Ase: That's not true.
Ase: I'm no loyal retainer.
Shin: Asaemon-san!
Yae: She loved the previous head, our master, more than anyone else.
Yae: But I never thought she'd go so far to protect Father's name.
Yae: I'm glad we found her before it was too late.
Gin: Listen to yourself.
Gin: It wasn't just the sin of k*lling her lord she took on, right?
Gin: I mean, it'd be bad if the honorable family of bakufu executioners
Gin: produced a serial k*ller, now wouldn't it?
Gin: Especially if it were the head of the family,
Gin: because I hear the entire family would have to be wiped out.
Yae: I see.
Yae: You said Reapers approach with a smile on their face.
Yae: That might not be all that far off the mark.
Yae: A faint smile, is it?
Yae: You can't call that a crime.
Yae: They were all criminals
Yae: who would've lost their heads if the former head hadn't let them escape.
Shin: N-No way!
Shin: Don't tell me, you...
Yae: Asaemon and I shared a vow that day.
Yae: That even if we walked down different paths, the sky would keep us connected.
Yae: And under that sky, both the Reaper by day and
Yae: the Reaper by night would protect the things the previous head left us.
Yae: In my eyes,
Yae: she's also one of the precious things the previous Yaemon, my father, left me.
Yae: If I were planning to make her a sacrificial pawn,
Yae: I wouldn't have had you bring her back.
Gin: You think you can hide it forever?
Yae: So long as you're not the talkative sort, yes.
Gin: Then why'd you take that risk by telling us all this?
Yae: Please don't play dumb.
Yae: Now that you've heard all this, you'll either have to cooperate with me
Yae: or run into a serial k*ller and lose your head.
Yae: Because the list of criminals the previous Yaemon let escape ten years ago
Sakata,Sign: Sakata Gintoki
Yae: has your name on it,
Yae: Sakata Gintoki-san.
Title: Human or Demon?
Sign: Preview
text r: There's a reason why Gintoki managed to survive
text l: after being sentenced to death in the past.
text r: Was it coincidence, or fate? Lucky or unlucky?
text l: In the midst of doubt, there's a sudden twist in the story!!
07x14 - The Reaper by Day and the Reaper by Night
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