05x18 - Family on Ice

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♪ Now the world don't move

♪ To the beat of just one drum

♪ What might be right for you

♪ May not be right for some

♪ A man is born

♪ He's a man of means

♪ Then along come two

♪ They got nothin'
but their jeans

♪ But they got

♪ Different strokes, it takes

♪ Different strokes, it takes

♪ Different strokes
to move the world

♪ Everybody's got
a special kind of story

♪ Everybody finds a way to shine

♪ It don't matter that you got

♪ Not a lot, so what

♪ They'll have theirs
and you'll have yours

♪ And I'll have mine

♪ And together we'll be fine

♪ 'Cause it takes

♪ Different strokes
to move the world

♪ Yes it does, it takes

♪ Different strokes
to move the world

- Arnold, have you
seen my ice skates?

- Nope. There, I'm all packed.

- Well, have a nice
weekend at Dudley's.

What you got in there?

- Just the basic
necessities of life.

Toothpaste, toothbrush,
underwear, socks.

Peanut butter, jelly, bread.

- Arnold, I'm sure Dudley's
parents are gonna have food.

- Yeah, but only during meals.

And what if there's
a sudden disaster?

Like, the door on their
refrigerator got stuck?

- Willis, haven't you
found your skates yet?

We've only got three
hours on the ice.

- Nah, they're just not in here.

You guys go without me.

- Aw, Willis, it's
gonna be lots of fun.

- Eh, I'm not that good
on skates, anyway.

- It's great exercise.

- Big deal.

- There'll be lots
of pretty girls.

- Those skates have gotta
be in here somewhere.

- Turn down your thermostat,
Willis. You're overheating.

You're gonna get out there
and melt a hole in the ice.

- Ah, here's one.

Here's the other.

- Hey, aren't you
guys ready to go?

Willis, what a great idea. Ice
skates with training wheels.

You know, you haven't seen
your sister skate for a while.

You're in for a nice treat.

She has poise, she has
grace. She's like a swan.

- Oh, daddy.

You're so

accurate.

- Let's go.

- Are you sure you
don't want to go, Arnold?

I mean, it's not too late
to change your mind.

- Nah, the last time
I went ice skating

it took me a week
to defrost my butt.

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- Arnold's gonna kick
himself for missing all this

fun.

Oh, oh!

- Whoa!

- Hey, you folks okay?

- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

The part of me that
needs the most protection

was already padded
by Mother Nature.

- Up you come.

Get over to the wall.

- Ah, okay.

- Let me help.

- Now what do we do?

- Now we just, don't
look down, look at me.

Try and get those feet going.

Looking good. Looking good.

- That's Dorothy Hamill, dad.

Wow, you can see why
she won the gold medal

at the Olympics.

- Oh, yeah, she is wonderful.

- She makes me
feel like a real clutz.

- Oh, I think you're
terrific. Come on.

Show me some of
that fancy stuff of yours.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- I couldn't help noticing
you. You're very good.

- Thank you.

That's quite a compliment
coming from you, Miss Hamill.

But what are you doing here?

- I'm just getting in
a little extra practice

while I'm in town
with Ice Capades.

And please, call me Dorothy.

- I'm Kimberly.

Oh, well Dorothy,
this is my father.

- Oh, I'm a great fan of
yours. Phil Drummond.

- Hi, thank you.

- Daddy almost made the
Olympics himself in speed skating.

- Unfortunately, nobody
could catch me to tell me.

- I was just telling your
daughter how good she is.

I was wondering
who her coach is.

- Well, I've never had any
formal training. Daddy taught me.

- Very nice work, Mr. Drummond.

Have you ever considered
entering any of the local

regional competitions?

- Oh, I'm not that good.

- I meant Kimberly.

- Wow, me in competition?

Well, don't you have
to start much younger?

- You did start
young. You were two.

Many's the time I
changed frozen diapers.

- You're a natural, Kimberly.

With some coaching and
hard work, you just might

have a chance at becoming
a world-class skater.

- World-class? Like in Olympics?

- It's possible.

- This is a joke, right?

You must be kidding me, yup.

- Not at all.

I could set up an interview
for you with a good coach

right here in New
York, if you're interested.

- Well, I...

- Of course she's
interested. Great, Dorothy.

We'll give it a go. Oh,
I'm so proud of you, honey.

- Help! I can't stop, look out!

Oh!
- Okay, you're safe.

- Oh, Pearl, are you okay?

- Just a little terrified, but
otherwise, scared to death!

- Dorothy, this
is my son, Willis

and our housekeeper, Pearl.

- Hi, really nice to meet you.

- Oh, oh, you're so
graceful Miss Hamill.

You never fall down.

- You want a bet?

Come on, Kimberly,
let's try a few moves.

I'll see if I can
keep up with you.

- Okay.

- What's going on, dad?

- Willis, the most wonderful
thing has happened.

We're gonna be a star.

- Your turn.

That was nice.

- Was that okay?
- That was nice.

- Look at that, dad.
She's some terrific skater.

- Yeah.

Dorothy Hamill's
not bad, either.

- Daddy, I just can't
concentrate on my homework.

I keep thinking about what
Dorothy said to me yesterday.

- Do you realize what
a great opportunity

this is gonna be for us?

I mean, for you.

- How 'bout a few hors d'oeuvres

while the meat loaf's loafing?

Will Arnold be home for dinner?

- No, he's staying at
Dudley's house tonight.

- Oh, no Arnold, huh?

Tonight we'll have something
we never had before.

Leftovers.

Kimberly, you must
really be excited about this.

- Well, I'm excited but I think
daddy's even more excited.

- Hey, this could be a
dream come true for me.

You know, I once had
aspirations of going

to the Olympics, myself.

- Yeah, unfortunately,
he fell on his aspirations.

- Maybe I'll get a second
chance through my daughter.

- Oh.

Well, daddy, if I make
good I owe it all to you.

You taught me how to skate.

- Wait a minute,
don't forget me.

I taught you how to fall down.

I'll get that.

Dorothy.
- Hi, Mr. Drummond.

- Call me Phil.
Come on in, come in.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- I hope you brought good news.

- Well, that depends
on how you look at it.

I'm afraid that
coach I mentioned

has all the students he
can handle at the moment

and he just can't take you.

- Oh, that's too bad.

Any chance that you'd
know of another coach?

- As a matter of fact, I do.

She's new at coaching

and she hasn't
developed a real star yet.

But she'd sure like to.

And I know she can
take you, Kimberly.

- Who is she?

- Me.

- You? You'd coach me?

- That's wonderful! Thank you.

Oh, sorry about that.

- Any time.

- Why don't we all sit down?

- Well, how can I ever
thank you, Dorothy?

- Well, before you
do, there's one hitch.

I live in Los Angeles.

And if you want to train with
me, you'll have to move there.

- Move to Los Angeles?

Gee, I'm sorry Dorothy,

but daddy would
never let me do that.

- No way, not in
a million years.

- Wait a minute.

You're both wrong.

If Kimberly has to
move to Los Angeles

to get into the Olympics,

well, what's the
matter with that?

Don't you see?

This could be the
opportunity of a lifetime for us.

We're gonna go for it.

- We are?

- Dad, are you serious?

Would you really let
Kimberly move to Los Angeles?

- To train with
Dorothy Hamill? Yes.

- Where would I live?

- Dorothy will
take care of that.

- What about school?

- Dorothy will
take care of that.

- What about money?

- Your dad will
take care of that.

- It's all settled.
You're going.

This is one chance
we are not gonna miss.

- All right, then.
Olympics, here I come.

- Yay!

- Gee, Los Angeles is far
away. I'm gonna miss you guys.

- Well, we're
gonna miss you, too.

But you know, I don't
think of it as losing a sister.

I think of it as gaining a room.

- I'm glad you're
letting her do it, Phil.

I think she has the natural
talent to go a long way.

- You must really
believe in me, Dorothy,

if you're willing to
take me at my age.

- Oh yeah, she's over the hill.

Oh, we're talking rocking
chairs and support hose.

- We're all set, then.

We can start training
while I'm still in New York.

Why don't you come down
to the rink tomorrow at 6:30?

- Six-thirty, that'd be great.

I'll work up a good
appetite for dinner.

I mean 6:30 in the morning.

- In the morning?

- Don't worry. I'll
see that she gets up.

- You're gonna need a bulldozer.

- Well, I better be going.

I have a good feeling
about this, Kimberly.

- Oh, great. I'll walk
you to the elevator.

I'll be right back, dad.

- Bye Dorothy.
- Goodbye, Miss Hamill.

- Thank you.

All right, Willis, I'll tell
ya what we're gonna do.

We're gonna make Kimberly's
training a family project.

We'll all train right
along with her.

It'll be good for both of us.

- Oh, great idea, dad.

- We're gonna start tomorrow
morning at five o'clock.

- Say what?

- You heard me.
Five a.m., yes sir.

- Oh but dad, you gotta be...

- Wake up, Willis.

Willis, wake up.

Come on, up and at 'em.

It's five a.m., what
do you want to do?

Stay in bed all day?

- Not so fast.

First let me pry my eyes open

and get my tongue off
the roof of my mouth.

- Come on, let's go.
Losers sleep late.

Kimberly's already
downstairs exercising.

Come on, shake a leg.

- Oh, dad, at this hour,
I can't shake anything.

- Come on, buddy. Let's move it.

One, two, one, two.

One, two, one, two.

- Come on, Pearl, I'll
race ya across the lake.

- I got a better idea.

You row into the kitchen

and bring me back a
cup of coffee and a danish.

- You hang in there, Pearl.

Honestly, you're
doing wonderful.

- I promised I'd
stick with it, and I will.

Who knows?

Maybe deep inside me
there's a Richard Simmons

trying to get out.

- Oh, good afternoon, Willis.

- Oh, I would've been down here

but I didn't hear
my alarm clock ring.

- I'm not surprised.

I found it in the laundry
room, buried in the hamper.

- That is the wrong
attitude, Willis.

If I can do this without
complaining, so can you.

- Pearl, would you mind
getting Kimberly's breakfast?

- Oh, not at all.

Whoops. Legs don't fail me now.

Change.

- Oh, right.

- Get on that seat
and hit those pedals.

♪ Row, row, row your boat

♪ Gently down the stream

♪ Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily

♪ Life is but a dream

- You mean a nightmare.

- Keep it up, Willis.

It'll give you broad shoulders
and big, bulging biceps.

- Dad, I get all the exercise I
need pushing the girls away.

- Breakfast, Kimberly.

- Aw, daddy. Do I have to?

- Come on, it's good for you.
It's pure protein and low fat.

- Then how come you
don't eat raw eggs?

- I don't have to get into
those cute little skating skirts.

- Oh, yuck.

- Come on, let's get with it.

What's your name?
- Kimberly Drummond.

- What do you do?
- Ice skate.

- Where you goin'?
- To the Olympics.

- Down the hatch.
- All right.

- Another week of
this and you'll start

to cluck and peck at your food.

- Kimberly, I'm
really proud of you.

You are going to accomplish
what I could only dream of.

And remember, you're
doing this for both of us.

- Well, I'm only
doing this for me.

And me is pooped.

- Willis?

You're setting a bad
example for Kimberly.

Now get with it.

What's your name?
- Willis Jackson.

- What do you do?
- Exercise.

- Where you going?
- Back to bed.

- That's pretty good, Kimberly.

But I know you can do it better.

Let me show you
what I'm looking for.

You see?
- Yes.

But seeing is a lot
easier than doing.

You are incredible.

- You can do it, too. Do
you want to rest a minute?

- No, no, no, we
don't need any rest.

Let's keep going.

- You're getting
there, Kimberly.

It's only been a
week. Try it again.

- And this time, follow
through on the turn.

- How's that?

- Almost perfect.

- Thank you.

- Now, do it better.

- Yeah, do it better. Come
on, let's get with it there.

- Oh, oh.

- Oh, no.

- Oh my gosh, Kimberly.
Are you all right?

Where does it hurt?

- Right here, the
bottom of my leg.

- Is it bad, honey?

- It sure hurts, daddy.

- Can you straighten
your leg out?

- Oh!

- It might be a pulled
hamstring muscle.

- Is that serious?

- Don't you worry.
You're gonna be fine.

We'll get you to a
doctor right away.

Here we go.

Okay, now just...
- Oh.

- Just hold it,
easy. Here we go.

We'll get you right off here.

- I can't do it.

Willis?

Willis?

Oh!

- Good morning.

- Arnold, what's the big idea?

- I need some money.

- Well, why don't
you get it from dad?

- He's at the ice skating
rink with Kimberly.

- Why don't you crack
open your piggy bank?

- I tried, but I couldn't
go through with it.

That pig's been in
the family for years.

- Arnold, go away.

- Willis.

I wouldn't wake you, but this
is a matter of life and death.

I'm meeting Dudley before
school at the video arcade.

- Arnold, why didn't
you just take the money

out of my wallet?

- That would be an invasion
of privacy. It's dishonest.

Besides, your wallet was empty.

- Listen, there's two
dollars in my gym bag

underneath my sweat socks.

- Great.

Oh, uh, Willis? Would you
mind getting them yourself?

- Easy does it. We'll put
you right on the couch.

- Oh my heavens.
- What happened?

- Kimberly pulled a
hamstring muscle.

- Oh, man. How bad is it?

- Well, it's hard to tell.

Hamstrings don't
show up on x-rays.

The doctor said we'll
just have to wait and see

how it heals.

- Oh, I'll get some
nice hot chocolate.

Maybe that'll
help ease the pain.

- Thanks, Pearl.

- Kimberly, I'm
really sorry about this.

- I just wanted to
succeed so badly.

I'm sorry, daddy.

I guess this is the end
of my skating career.

- Well, maybe with a few
weeks' rest and some therapy,

it might heal enough
for you to continue.

- Sure, most athletes
injure themselves

one time or another.

But you've got spirit.
You'll bounce back.

You've got a good bouncer.

- Honey, you are not
gonna go near that ice

if there's even the
slightest possibility

you're doing permanent
injury to yourself.

It's just not worth it.

- I like your attitude, Phil.

I've seen too many young skaters

pushed beyond their limits
because of their parents.

- Oh, but daddy, I know
how much this means to you.

- Honey, nothing is
more important to me

than your health
and your happiness.

- Daddy, stop being so
nice. I don't deserve it.

- That never stopped him before.

- Kimberly, what do you
mean you don't deserve it?

- Well, I mean this.

- You can walk.

- It's a miracle.

Say, have you been
talking to Oral Roberts?

- Kimberly, I think I understand
why you were faking it.

- Dorothy, I really
never wanted to be

a world-class skater.

- What?

I thought that you did.

- Oh, daddy, you
wanted me to be one.

And at first, I did,
too. I loved the idea.

The glamour of being
a star like Dorothy.

But I just don't think I'm ready

for that kind of commitment.

Daddy, one day I'm
gonna do something

really terrific with my life.

But I just don't
think ice skating's it.

I would've quit sooner, but,

I just didn't want
to let you down.

- Oh, honey, I had
no idea. I'm sorry.

I didn't realize how
hard I was pushing you.

- It's okay, daddy,
I understand.

Dorothy, I'm really sorry.

I feel terrible for making you

waste all your
time on me like this.

I guess someone who's
been a champion like you

really wouldn't
understand quitting.

- Don't be so sure.

When I first started out,

many's the time I
considered giving up.

But everybody
has their own goals.

- Anyway, thank you for
everything you've done.

- Well dad, I guess you're
never gonna realize your dream

of having a world-class
champion skater in the family.

- Oh, I don't know.

There's an athlete in the
family who's also tough enough

to take the rigors of training
it takes to be a champion.

- Oh, no.

- Oh, yes.

Excuse us, please.

Let's talk about this
over a couple raw eggs.

What's your name?
- Willis Jackson.

- What do you do?
- Exercise.

- Where you going?
- To the Olympics?

- That's right.

♪ Now the world don't move

♪ To the beat of just one drum

♪ What might be right for you

♪ May not be right for some

♪ A man is born

♪ He's a man of means

♪ Then along come two

♪ They got nothing
but their jeans

♪ But they got

♪ Different strokes, it takes

♪ Different strokes, it takes

♪ Different strokes
to move the world

♪ Yes, it does, it takes

♪ Different strokes
to move the world