Previously on l.a. Law...
What is going on here?
We're throwing pots.
Naked?
You ought to give it a try.
What?
You heard him. I'm
going for the children.
You're laughable, douglas.
You haven't spent 15
minutes with those kids
Since they were 6 years old.
You want them?
You don't have to go to court.
You can have them.
Well, I haven't been
able to work a single day
Since this terrible tragedy.
But you weren't
working before it either.
Were you?
It's a big difference between
being temporarily laid off
And never being
able to work again
For the rest of your life.
Forget work. I can't even move.
And that's why you're
in a wheelchair now.
Is that correct, mr. Hartvig?
Can't move a muscle, not a one.
Oh, my god, fire!
Hey!
Hey, where's the
fire extinguisher?
Nice to have you back
on your feet, mr. Hartvig.
You want to see
what I looked like
When your father knew me?
These are porno movies.
I was sexy, wasn't i?
God, yes.
Am I sexy now?
Yes.
I don't know what's
gonna happen with us,
But when I'm with
you, it doesn't matter.
I guess because...
Because I love you.
Mom?
Dougie.
Dougie and mom.
You're an early
bird, miss melman.
Morning, roxanne.
Morning, benny.
Morning, mr. Brackman.
Good morning, benny.
Oh, I told your brother
he could wait in your office
And feed the fish.
So!
What are you doing here, erroll?
Good morning to you too.
Get out of my chair.
Tell me, dougie, is this
some kind of situation
Where my brother could
become my stepfather?
Not that it's any
of your business,
But I happen to care
deeply about your mother
And I believe she
cares deeply about me.
Does your wife know
about all this deep caring
Going on between you two?
You're a disgrace...
Weaseling your way in here,
Looking to exploit
your own mother.
Not my mother, dougie, you.
Get out!
I refuse to let you
turn this into something
Shameful and tawdry.
Look at you, the
paragon of virtue.
Out, before I knock you down.
You and what army?
That's it.
All right, I'm going,
But let me tell
you this, dougie.
If you think I'm never going
to forget the sight of you
And my mother rolling around
In the hay like a
couple of old seals...
And let me tell
you something else,
You break that old lady's heart,
And I'll k*ll you!
You understand me?
Moving along,
lewiston versus bates.
Defendant got a motion
for summary judgment.
They will probable win.
On what grounds?
Merits.
Great.
Auten versus auten.
Nothing exciting.
Couple of pretrial motions
today and tomorrow.
So far, your basic divorce.
Crutcher versus boland.
We go to trial today.
Wait a second.
I thought this
was stuart's case.
Yeah, it is.
But I had to bring in a
litigator, and jonathan...
Hold it. Hold it.
Why on earth are we
even taking this to court?
See, I don't know, douglas,
Maybe it's because we
represent a 74-year-old widow
Against a sleazy business
Manager who bilked her
for every cent she had.
But it makes no difference.
The sleazy business manager
has hidden all his assets
And there's nothing
to collect here.
The client wants a judgment
against him no matter what,
If she can't get money,
At least she'll
have a satisfaction
Of having a moral victory.
But we took this on
1/3rd contingency.
33% Of our moral victory
doesn't pay our rent.
All right, douglas!
Well, can't we at least assign
a more experienced attorney?
Like who, douglas?
Michael's tied up
with schonberg case.
Ann and abby have
the lewiston case.
And victor's on deposition
safari in wisconsin.
Speaking of which,
What's going on
with that, victor?
Well, the acrobats
in eau claire,
They're a pretty
tight-lipped group.
But one of them yolanda did
tell me that one of the twins
Told her that byron debeque
lived kind of a double life.
Publicly, he's the pillar of
the community but privately,
He made no secret
about his fondness
For fairly bizarre
sexual practices.
Like what?
Apparently one year,
he spent over $15,000
At the old english
saddlery and bridle store.
Is that an unusual amount?
Is it if you don't have a horse.
And I never did it with twins.
Yeah, well, it's not as
great as you'd think.
Anyway I've got to go to
worcester, massachusetts now.
Yolanda tells me that the
twins run a chicken farm up
There that they
inherited from debeque.
Chickens? Yuck.
Yeah, I'm gonna see if I can
get them open up for me either.
I bet you are.
Hey... On that note,
we're adjourned.
Oh, don't forget,
the bar association's
Cocktail party is tonight.
Leland, can I get
a ride with you?
My car is in the shop.
Well, I'm going
directly from the club.
I can run you over there.
Leland?
Stuart.
I'm very nervous
about turning jonathan
Losing a trial.
What's to lose, douglas?
You said yourself there's
no money to be gotten.
So even if you win, you'll lose.
I might as well let jonathan
get the trial experience.
But at what cost.
I don't want the firm
responsible for smoke bombs
Going off in the courthouse.
No, I think jonathan
knows better than that.
Stuart, you better
keep a close eye on him.
Were you looking for me?
Mmm.
You know that
guy jerry I'm dating?
Well, he's got a
friend, david myer.
Thought it would be fun
for the four of us to go out.
What's he like?
He's single, he's loaded.
He has a pulse.
Sounds perfect.
Wednesday night,
dawn, maison richard.
Ooh, nice.
But of course.
What's the need for increased
support here, mr. Phillips?
My client sacrificed her
career for her husband, judge.
It's only right
that the husband...
You're seeking modification
of a temporary support order
With the same argument
you used six weeks ago.
I know that, judge.
But since then she's
resumed her writing.
She desperately needs
an office to do the writing.
She's got a five-bedroom house.
She wants to get
her master's degree.
She needs to hire full-time help
And she's very
much interested in
Journeying to
benares this spring
As part of the research
for her current book.
Benares is in the ganges river?
That's right, your honor.
Mr. Phillips, I am not pleased.
There is nothing exigent
or even different about
Your client's circumstances.
And I don't much like
attorneys happily prancing
Into my court asking
me to change my mind.
I also suspect this motion is
either an opportunity for you
To pad your fees
or for your client
To victimize her husband.
Mr. Becker, your attempt
to reduce the support order
Is equally out of line.
It too smacks of retaliation
And I'm hereby denying
both your motions.
What about conditional
garnishment, judge?
This is very embarrassing
to my client and I would move...
Sorry, the garnishment stands.
Your client's credit reports
suggest a strong propensity
To ignore payments, counselor.
He won't be ignoring these.
But your honor...
It's only embarrassing
if he fails to comply.
Otherwise his employer
will never know.
Motion denied.
I'll hear any further
pretrial motions tomorrow.
Have a lovely day.
Mrs. Crutcher, what
was your reaction
To the idea of
investing in a gold mine?
I told him to forget it.
I didn't even want to
risk my money on stocks.
But at some point,
you changed your mind.
As he told me that
the geologists
And the other
experts were positive,
That this was the
investment opportunity
Of a million lifetimes.
That he was even putting
his own mother into it.
Then he took my
hand and he said,
"Mrs. Crutcher, I
wouldn't let you do it
If I wasn't so sure about it."
So you invested?
Yes, I put in 50,000.
I had another 50 in the
money market so I said,
Well, why not
take a little chance.
Then what happened?
Well, it was about
two months later,
I didn't get my check.
Your check?
Oh, mr. Boland had
me on a budget...
You know, a plan I'd get a
monthly check for $2,000.
About 600 went to
pay off the mortgage
And the rest of it was
for my living expenses.
Well, anyway, it was
about the 10th of the month
And I still hadn't
got it, so I called him,
And that's when he told me.
Mrs. Crutcher,
what did he tell you?
He said there was no gold.
I couldn't believe it.
I'd lost $50,000.
Then he told me I'd
lost the other 50,
Every penny I had.
What happened to the
50 in the money market?
It went into the gold mine too.
They had to do some
extra drilling or something.
God, he just took it!
So he didn't tell
you he was dipping
Into the money market account?
No, he didn't tell me a thing.
He just spent all my money.
So what happened?
I lost my home.
I was broke so I couldn't
make the payments.
The bank took it.
I lost my home.
My husband worked
so hard for it.
He was putting a
little money together
So we could live right.
He used to say,
"This is for the days
that we can enjoy."
Seven years ago, I
lost him, and now...
Now, I've lost
everything he worked for.
Where do you live now, ma'am?
I live in a studio apartment.
I have to take a bus
to the grocery store.
You did this to me!
Objection.
Mrs. Crutcher.
How could you?
Objection.
Mrs. Crutcher, please.
I'm sorry, but I have nothing.
I'm 74 years old, and I
have nothing to live on.
I'm afraid.
I don't know what
I'm going to do.
No further questions.
Mrs. Crutcher, with
respect to the gold mine,
Did mr. Boland make
any statements of facts
That were not true?
Well, he told me it
was a sure thing and...
I'm not interested in
predictions or projections,
Mrs. Crutcher, just
statements of fact.
Did he make any
factual statements
That were not true?
Well, I don't know.
And who made the final decision
As to whether to invest
in this gold mine or not?
I did.
And when you signed
a power of attorney
Expressly authorizing mr. Boland
To use the additional funds
in the money market account,
He told you that it might be
Necessary to use
the additional $50,000
To protect your
investment, correct?
But he said it was so unlikely.
Yes or no, ma'am?
Did he tell you at the
time that you signed
The power of attorney
That he might have to
use those additional funds
In the money market account?
Yes, but I never
thought that he was...
Thank you, mrs. Crutcher.
Nothing further.
Would you like some champagne?
I don't think so, honey.
Come on. Cheer up.
It just breaks my heart
That you and erroll
don't get along.
Sibling rivalry.
It happens.
You're his big brother.
He idolizes you.
Douglas.
He's trying to blackmail me.
If you just talk
to him, douglas,
I know you two could
be real good friends.
For rusty, try.
Okay, for rusty.
I love you, honey.
You make my heart sing.
Hi, douglas.
Hi.
Can I have a mineral
water, please?
Make that two.
Your honor.
Mr. Becker.
Nice to see you
off the b*ttlefield.
Oh, it is a
b*ttlefield, isn't it?
Unfortunately.
By the way we like to chat
Without crossing the
bounds of impropriety?
So long as we don't
discuss your case.
What case?
Nice to see you, judge.
Arnie, long time no see.
How are you doing, norman?
Well, I can't complain.
Can't complain.
So, you're going to
be adversaries here?
I beg your pardon?
I'm in the middle of a divorce.
I think mr. Klein
incorrectly assumed
That you were representing me.
Ha-ha.
Well, nice to see you both.
Who is representing you?
Mitchell gray
was, but I let him go.
Hi, arnie.
Hi, abby.
Hey, you're looking
for a divorce, not a w*r.
Exactly.
Some lawyers have
a limited repertoire.
All I want is an attorney
you can cross the t's
And dot the I's,
Tell me where to sign my name.
Well, whatever you do I
wish you the best of luck.
Thank you, mr. Becker.
Huggy boy.
Hi, ma.
What's this?
Service with a smile.
You're sheila's attorney?
She hired me to
handle the divorce.
You're going after
her private life
To get custody of the kids.
How he is gonna love
when I tell the judge
You're sleeping with my mom?
Erroll.
Just imagine there
we are in court.
You on one side and
sheila on the other,
Represented by one brother,
shacked up with the other.
Ooh, that ought
to make l.a. Times.
You see.
Sheila and I are gonna enjoy
Going through the
financial records
Of the firm to
determine the value
Of your partnership
interest, dougie.
Damn you!
Boys, please, don't fight!
Go ahead. Go ahead.
There's 100 lawyers
I got as witnesses.
Now, douglas.
You're gonna pay.
You're gonna pay, dougie!
Through the nose!
Are you all right?
Other than my life's in
total shambles, I'm fine.
Douglas, this has got to stop.
Don't you think I want it to?
They're like a pack
of snarling dogs
Closing in for the k*ll.
Now you listen to me.
You've been embroiled in
this disgraceful melodrama
For months.
And you're no
nearer a solution now
Then when you moved out.
Now if not for your own sake,
then for the sake of firm do
Whatever you have to
but get this over with!
Gentlemen, are we
ready to proceed?
Your honor, counsel for the
defendant requests a sidebar.
Step up.
I would respectively move
That given the nature
of these proceedings,
Your honor disqualify
herself from the case.
What's the basis for
your motion, mr. Becker?
The fact that your honor
is currently in the midst
Of a divorce herself.
Mr. Phillips?
Your honor, please be
assured this is the first
I'm hearing of
mr. Becker's motion.
Furthermore I don't
question your honor's ability
To conduct a fair trial
regardless of the circumstances
In your personal life.
This motion is not meant
as a criticism, your honor.
Mr. Becker, whatever
the circumstances
Of my personal life,
They don't pertain to this case.
They don't affect my
ability to discharge
My judicial responsibilities,
And they are none
of your business.
Your motion is
denied. Step back.
Is there anything further?
I'd move for a temporary
restraining order
Barring the plaintiff
From interfering
with my client's
Ongoing negotiations
for film rights
To his current novel.
She's protecting
her future interests,
Your honor, nothing more.
The issue of mrs. Auten's
share in future projects
Is not gonna be determined
on pretrial motions, mr. Becker.
Your honor, there's a certain
vindictiveness operating here
Which you may not be
taking into account.
This isn't just a matter
of dotting your I's
And crossing your t's.
Your divorce may
just be paperwork,
But this one isn't.
You're not going to let go of
this one, are you, mr. Becker?
Excuse me?
You're gonna make
this case about me.
Your honor, I have
made my position clear.
I believe the interests of a
fair hearing are best served
By another judge
presiding over this case.
Not i, your honor.
You want another judge
so badly, go get one.
I hereby recuse myself in
matter of auten vs. Auten.
Now that your motion has
been granted, mr. Becker,
I'll see you in my chambers.
You're a despicable
man, mr. Becker.
No, your honor, I'm
just a good lawyer.
I made a passing
reference to my divorce
In a casual conversation.
You turned that around
and used it to humiliate me.
If you recall it specifically
I made my recusal motion
As a sidebar to spare
you any embarrassment.
And I'm supposed to be grateful?
If I have a question
about judge's impartiality,
I have an absolute obligation
to protect my client.
The fact that I'm getting
a divorce does not throw
My impartiality into question.
You talked about getting
a divorce last night
As though you're
filing for an extension
On your income taxes.
In my experience people
are only that bloodless
When there's a powder
keg inside of them
That they are desperately
trying to keep from exploding.
Thank you for the psychiatric
evaluation, mr. Becker.
Your honor...
A judge getting
divorced isn't all that
Different from anyone
else getting divorced.
The authority of your
office doesn't insulate you
From the pain of
a failed marriage.
It doesn't regulate
your husband's actions
Or vest you with any
particular wisdom
In planning out your own.
You are going through
a very real event.
You may want to
speed up its passage
But you've got
to give it its due.
Thank you, counselor.
That will be all.
Just a minute.
You're quite an opportunist,
aren't you, mr. Becker?
When it comes to my
client's interest, you bet.
Before I fired my attorney,
We had a settlement conference
Scheduled for tomorrow
morning at 11 o'clock.
There have been four
cancellations already.
If you represent me,
We won't have to cancel another.
Me?
Well, what's the problem?
We're all done with this case.
Well, there's no problem, judge.
I'm just a little surprised.
I don't know what to say.
Say yes, mr. Becker.
That way I can pay
you for your wisdom,
And you can stop
calling me judge.
Douglas brackman
for errol farrell.
You in for douglas brackman?
Go k*ll yourself!
Tell him it's important.
It's important!
Call the cops.
Go powder your nose.
Is it shiny?
Erroll, we have to talk.
If you're looking to fend off
Our motions for
discovery, forget it.
This is not about the divorce.
I want to talk to
you personally.
It's a little late for that.
Not if you want to
make your mother happy.
Of course, I want to
make my mother happy.
So do i.
In a different way,
dougie, a more biblical way.
Neither one of us
can make her happy
Until we settle our differences.
What do you want, my blessing?
In a way and the chance
to say I'm sorry for my role
In whatever troubles
we've had in the past.
I don't know, dougie.
Sounds a little abstract to me.
Concretely then, I can help you.
I'm prepared to put you on
our attorney referral list
At the firm.
Just off hand I can
think of a lot of business
We can throw your way.
Debt collections,
some p.i. Cases
And if you were interested in
Becoming more active
with the bar association,
I could introduce you
to the right people.
You'd do that?
And, if you ever needed
money or a shoulder to lean on,
I want you to know
you could come to me.
I'm feeling the melting away
of a lot of grievance, dougie.
I don't want hostilities
with you, erroll.
I want us to be friends
as well as brothers.
That's all I ever wanted.
That's all I ever wanted, too.
Come here, you.
Excuse me, erroll.
The 3 o'clock is waiting.
In a minute.
It's my big brother here.
And you believed in
the viability of this mine?
The geologist said
there was gold in the mine.
The assayer said there
was gold in the mine.
I was... I was just so sure
this thing was gonna make
All my clients rich.
Did you consider that
the seller might have laced
The mine with gold
flakes to fool you?
That's why I hired the
independent geologist
To check it out thoroughly.
And he told the ore
samples were legitimate.
I still can't believe he
could have been so wrong.
Did other clients lose money
on this proposition, mr. Boland?
Collectively, it cost my
clients over a million dollars.
It's the worst thing
that's ever happened to me.
It has put people
out of their homes.
Mrs. Crutcher,
I'm so very sorry.
You have to believe me.
If I had the money,
I would give it to
you myself but...
Objection.
Sustained.
Just answer the
question, mr. Boland.
Sorry.
How has this whole thing
affected you, mr. Boland?
Well, I've lost a lot
of clients of course.
Though I think if
they had stayed,
I could've turned things around,
But I can't really blame them.
Do you blame yourself, sir?
Yes, I do, even though I
suppose I really shouldn't.
I mean, the geologist,
the assayer,
The economist were unanimous
And I have to rely
on them the same way
My clients rely on me.
Things just didn't work out here
And I'm deeply sorry for that,
Especially for the good,
wonderful people like
Mrs. Crutcher,
people who trusted me.
Do you feel that you
abused that trust, sir?
I promise you I did not.
I may have lost all my money,
But I will take my
integrity to my grave.
I have never cheated
anyone in my entire life.
Thank you, sir.
That's all.
As the hour is late, we'll
adjourn till tomorrow
And resume with the
plaintiff's cross-examination.
See you all then.
Miss maynard? Mr. Boland?
Could I see you
there for a minute?
All right. Look.
We're willing to shave
our demand to $50,000
Provided that you agree
to an audit make a good...
Drop dead.
The offer is $5,000. That's it.
Bobby, let me do it. 5?
That woman's on food
stamps because of you.
I don't give a damn if she
has to hock her dentures.
If I cave in to her all those
others old goats are gonna
Come after me with
their hands out.
Those old goats are
broke because of you.
The geologist supported
every word I said.
I got nothing to worry about.
You paid off that geologist.
Completely un-provable.
Even if you do
prove it, so what?
I got no assets.
That's enough, bobby,
don't tell them anything...
This is a settlement conference,
everything here is inadmissible.
I'll tell you this, mr. Boland.
We'll get a judgment
against you and just sit.
And as soon as
you become liquid,
We'll pounce all over you.
Nice theory, hot shot.
The only problem is
your client's 74 years old
And one thing I've
learned about old people,
They don't wait so good,
They have a nasty
habit of dying.
What the hell is that
supposed to mean?
It means if you win, I appeal.
You win again I
appeal, re appeal.
She keeps hanging
on, I keep waiting.
The day I become liquid is
the day after she croaks.
You make me sick.
Spoken like a lawyer
who knows he can't get me.
Want to do your
old lady some good?
Cut your losses,
take the 5 grand.
Come on, lisa.
Whatever it takes, jonathan,
I want you to nail that bastard.
It's all right with everyone.
I'd like to start by
setting some parameters
With this discussion.
Since both parties
are self-sufficient,
We don't need to concern
ourselves with support.
You can cut through
the schmaltz, mr. Becker,
We're all lawyers here.
We know what's on the table.
Stan,
We'll just go through the
schedule of assets line by line,
Like to see where we
stand on each, okay.
Cash on hand amounts
to roughly $150,000.
We exclude inheritances
and initial contributions,
We're left with somewhere
around 100 grand,
Which gets split
right down the middle.
Stock portfolio is worth
somewhere around $400,000.
We use current valuation,
We split it by
alternate selection
Or a liquidation, if
that doesn't work.
Which it won't.
The house in brentwood is
Worth probably a
million five, million six.
We put it on the market,
Split the proceeds
once it's sold.
Absolutely no. Why?
It's not like
there are any kids.
Here we go.
Stanley silverman's tale
of woe number 4,715 entitled
"My wife didn't give
me any children."
Do you think we'd be
sitting here today if you had?
I don't think that this is
what we are here for, people.
Oh, yes, it is.
Because of the conclusion
of his tale of woe,
I'm gonna give you
chapter and verse
Of what I've lived with.
What do you mean
what you lived with?
You're the luckiest damn
Broad on the face of the earth.
All thanks to you, of course.
You're damned
right, thanks to me.
I taught you how to think.
You're a judge today because
I turned you into a lawyer.
And you've never forgiven me
for passing you by, have you?
Tell them how well you
dealt with my success, dear.
How you gave balm
to your wounded ego
By racking up sexual
conquests including,
But not limited to my
own former law clerk.
Maybe I was trying
to get your attention.
Why?
So you could come mulling
to me with your sense of loss?
Guilt me into forgiving you?
Can I make a suggestion?
There are practical
matters that we should...
Your self-pity didn't break
me during our marriage.
It's not gonna break me now.
I hope you die, lady.
A fake no versus
staying married to you!
Don't say a word.
Come on!
Stop it! Hold it!
Geoffrey!
Come on, son.
Sheila, how's the pottery?
Rusty?
Gordon.
Hi, dad. Boys.
What happened to your hair?
What happened to yours?
Quit it, geoffrey! You quit it!
Boys. Boys.
You cut it out.
Can we get on with this?
My lawyer said
you had a proposal.
I do.
I want peace, sheila.
I want this family to locate
a new sense of oneness.
Geoffrey, do you mind?
Geoffrey.
Geoffrey, your
father is talking.
I'm ready to initiate
a full accounting
And division of all assets
accrued during the marriage.
As for the children,
I'm prepared to
accept joint custody.
Big deal.
The only reason you
tried to take them was
Because you couldn't
stand the fact I was happy.
Sheila.
No, gordon, she's right.
I felt jealous and angry.
But now that I found love
myself, none of it matters.
We may not choose to
be married to each other,
But we'll always be
bound to each other
As parents to our children.
This is a beautiful
acknowledgment.
Sheila, what do you think
about what douglas is saying?
I want my lawyer
to look it over.
Uh-huh.
And what do you feel
about what sheila just said?
That's fine.
I don't know about
both of you, but I'm,
I am terribly moved.
Aw!
Geoffrey, stop it!
He keeps sniffing me!
Alex, stop sniffing
your brother!
Hey, that's an expensive fish.
Don't you dare touch!
I'm just gonna pet it!
It's not meant to be petted!
Will you forget the
stupid guppy, douglas!
Sheila, no more punishment.
No more hostility.
Let's declare our loyalty
to this family, to the bond
We can create between
and among our children,
Our friends, all
our denominators.
I feel so blessed
just to be here.
Oh, geoffrey.
My fish! It's a flying fish.
It just flew right out!
Do you have anger, geoffrey?
Stick it, gordy.
Your shoe. Sheila, the fish!
Move your shoe.
You took a $75,000
consulting fee
On this gold mine
deal, didn't you?
I believe that's correct, yes.
You recommend a deal
to an elderly widow,
A deal that causes
her to lose her house
As well as every
last penny she has
And you take home 75,000 bucks?
Nobody regrets this
more than I do, sir.
Oh, that's right.
You're deeply sorry.
Objection.
Sustained.
Mr. Boland, I'll show you your
own promotional brochure,
Which puffs your services.
And I ask you to read the
part I've underlined here.
"Above all, we
advocate diversification,
A varied portfolio
to minimize risks."
Diversification.
Yet you put every cent
of mrs. Crutcher's money
On one single gold mine venture.
I've already explained that.
It seemed like
such a sure thing.
Did you put any of your
own money on this sure thing?
I never invest my own money.
I bet.
Tell us this, mr. Boland,
why didn't you notify my client
You were taking the last $50,000
Out of her money market account?
It wasn't necessary.
I had power of attorney.
I was authorized.
This woman was anti-risk.
She was afraid to play the
stock market for god sake
And you plunked
down all her money,
Her life savings on
a high risk gold mine
Without even telling her?
Do you think I'm
happy about this?
Do you think I'm
proud of what...
Spare us the sympathy
song, mr. Boland.
You're a blatant thief.
Objection.
Counselor.
You stole from this
person who trusted you.
I did not.
Mr. Rollins.
This brochure says
you're accessible in
Constant communication
with the client.
It says you emphasize
conservative estate planning.
It says you stress
diversification.
What you did with my
client's money contradicts
Every representation in
your brochure, doesn't it?
This was a special
thing, that's all.
A special thing.
Take a breath, mr. Boland.
We're just getting started here.
Your honor, he's had this man
up here for over four hours.
This is protracted... Overruled.
I'm going to allow it.
Thank you, judge.
Mr. Boland, regarding
your financial statement
As you made over three
quarters of a million dollars
In each of the last three years.
You set up five
different trust funds,
One for your wife
And one for each of
your four children.
Each exceeds
$300,000 with you named
As the only trustee
And yet you personally have
assets totaling only $17,000.
I like to look after my family.
No, you like to make
yourself judgment proof.
Objection. That's not true.
Overruled.
You set up this sham
protection blanket,
So your fleeced clients
have nothing to chase
But an empty bag.
I object. Sustained.
I am an honest man.
Anyone who knows me knows that.
Really?
Well, a mr. Frank
teacher knows you
And in his complaint
against you...
Objection. This is
totally out of line.
I'm offering it to
him, he just testified
That everyone who knows
him knows he's honest.
I have 12 complaints here,
each by former client's,
People who know him to be
something other than honest.
Your honor. Overruled.
Mr. Frank teacher
alleges you defrauded him
And conspired to steal
money in excess of $20,000.
Are you aware of this complaint
Currently filed against you?
Yes.
So when you stated just now
that everyone who knows you
Knows you're honest man,
that was a lie, wasn't it?
Objection.
Do I have to keep taking this?
Taking is your strong suit.
Taking, stealing, lying...
Oh, for god sake.
Mr. Rollins, that's enough.
Sorry, judge.
Let's forget about
frank teacher.
Do you know
william tresham, sir?
Your honor. Overruled.
Mr. Rollins, do you
have much more here?
Oh, yes.
Oh, my, yes.
Is there anything
more dreary than
Two people dividing
up their lives?
I don't know.
Maybe two people not
dividing up their lives.
It's so humiliating.
You work your entire life
to achieve a little dignity
And it all comes
unraveled name-calling
And rock-throwing, and...
Forgive me.
I know I'm feeling
sorry for myself.
You're entitled.
It's just so absurd.
You evaluate your
life by the things,
And then suddenly its
value's reduced by half.
Not its real value.
Life can't be measured,
let alone reduced.
Spoken like a man
who's never had to go
Through it personally.
Spoken like a man
who's had a chance
To know you personally.
Are you flirting with
the client, mr. Becker?
No, your honor.
Because I'm a judge?
Because I wouldn't want
to lose your respect,
And I hope your
friendship by being a jerk.
Not to mention you're
the kind of woman
That I could get into
serious trouble with.
Trouble, how?
If I let myself go,
you're the kind of woman
I can fall deeply ass
over teakettle in love with.
I'm sorry. Forgive me.
If we're really going to
jump off that precipice,
I don't want to do it here.
Tell me where you want
me to go, and we'll go there.
Tell me why we're
here, mr. Becker?
Judge ryan called
this morning and said
That she wanted to
have another meeting
As soon as possible.
Probably wants
another pound of flesh.
If this is gonna be a
replay of yesterday,
I can tell you it's gonna
be a very short meeting.
Don't lay responsibility
For what happened
yesterday at our door.
Whose door then?
She did everything
she could to enrage me.
All I'm saying is that
it swings both ways.
Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Sorry I'm late.
Stanley, are you willing
to listen to me for a minute?
I'm here, aren't i?
Okay.
I'd like to propose
the following.
Let me buy out your
interest in the house
From my share of
the stock proceeds.
Keep the partnership intact,
Keep the library, keep the art.
I feel like it's more
yours than mine anyway.
With the exception of the
black and white franz kline.
I'd like to keep it.
Why that one?
Because you gave it
to me for my birthday.
Is that satisfactory?
I think so.
Good.
One question.
What happened between
yesterday and today?
I don't know.
I thought about what
it was I really wanted.
I thought about
our history together
And both of us getting
on with our lives.
And then I slept on it.
El, are you all right?
You call a 101 fever
And a severe case
of reverse lunch
All right in.
What about tonight?
You're on your own, kid.
We could cancel.
We could make it another night.
Can't.
He's out of town, flying in.
Can't be reached.
But, el.
It'll be fine, you'll see.
You'll have a great time.
Good-bye.
The going rate for a
geologist is $400 a day.
You paid him $10,000
for one week's work.
I wanted the best.
If I hired a more expensive
geologist it's because...
But he's not more expensive.
The job before this
he made $350 a day.
The job after he
made $300 a day.
You pay him $2,000 a day?
I happen to think
he was worth it.
You paid that geologist extra
to seed the mine, didn't you?
I did not.
I've got a theory, mr. Boland.
I want you to tell
me if it's true or false.
You pay this handpicked
geologist over five times
The going rate to seed the ore
and put out this phony report
Which allows you
to bilk your clients.
False.
You pay him $10,000 bucks,
and you take $75,000 bucks
A likely kickback on
the purchase price
From the seller who
knows the land is worthless.
It's not true.
Your honor.
Suddenly you're setting
up trust funds for your kids
While your widowed
clients are living on welfare.
It's a lie!
Objection! Sustained.
You're the one who
is lying, mr. Boland,
And everybody here knows it.
I am an honest man. Mr. Boland.
An honest man
doesn't get rich off
Of senior citizens.
Objection. Get out of my face!
An honest man doesn't get sued
By 12 different
clients for fraud.
Sit down, mr. Boland.
Those suits are
completely baseless.
An honest man doesn't
conceal his assets
In hidden bank accounts.
Objection! Objection!
I will win all those suits!
Mr. Boland, you're a thief,
Who should be
in jail, mr. Boland.
I've done nothing wrong,
I'm completely honest.
You have no right.
You can't... No...
This... Mr. Boland?
Bailiff, get a doctor!
Miss bennett, call an ambulance.
Get him some help.
Boland.
Bobby! Bobby?
Oh!
Get back!
Give me some room!
Is he breathing?
Your honor.
Your honor, this man
has a life insurance policy
Leaving $2 million
to his estate.
What?
In the event this man does
in fact die, your honor,
I'd like to attach the
proceeds of that policy.
Mr. Rollins.
We've a reasonable likelihood
of success on the merits
And no means to satisfy judgment
Based on this man's
ability to hide assets.
An ability I'm sure he's
taught his coworkers...
You're completely disgusting!
Your honor, it's imperative
we freeze these assets.
For god sake, mr. Rollins,
This man is
fighting for his life!
If he lives, judge
your order is moot.
If he dies, which it looks
he is going to judging
From his purple color I see,
Then you maintain the status quo
Pending disposition.
Shut up! I'll take it
under advisement.
Now, get the hell back. Now!
I'll have the agreement
messengered over
To your office first
thing in the morning.
Great. Great.
Mr. Becker, thank
you very, very much.
Okay.
And monica... Thank you.
Ain't you something?
I did have help.
But in the end, it was you.
As I recall, there were
two of us last night.
I hope you don't think that
I took advantage of you.
I'm not exactly sure
Who took advantage
of whom last night.
But you're a very
smart attorney,
And you read me perfectly.
I felt worthless,
hurt, betrayed, angry.
And regardless of your motives,
You made me feel wanted,
and special, and sexy.
You are all those things.
And I want you to know
I'm prepared to accept
What we had at face
value, and let it go at that.
But if you think you
can handle more,
If you're not afraid
of a real relationship,
You know where to find me.
What you did was
repulsive. I can't believe it!
It was the right thing.
It was reprehensible.
Now let's all calm down.
Leland, the man died!
And all this screaming
isn't gonna bring him back.
Can the firm be
held liable for this?
No, a lawyer has
qualified immunity
During a trial,
there's nothing...
What if he had a
pre-existing heart condition?
What if we could be charged
with constructive knowledge?
He didn't have a
heart condition.
And it doesn't matter.
There's no liability
For cross-examining
a guy to death.
We're still looking at
some negative publicity here.
Oh, listen to this.
All you care about is publicity?
And all he cares about
his life insurance money.
It makes me sick!
So what, I should've dropped
to my knees and had a good cry
At the expense of the client?
You could've acted
like a human being!
How human is it to let mrs.
Crutcher die on welfare?
Your behavior was inexcusable!
Wait a minute!
I don't have to take this abuse.
Jonathan...
What about the trial, stuart?
It's over, mistrial.
Stuart, you're just
as much to blame.
You sat there, you
could've stopped him.
Stopped him.
I got news for you, ann.
I was cheering for him.
What? You're damn right!
Look, I don't wish
death on anybody,
But you should've seen this.
This guy has a
heart attack, right.
The whole room freaks
out, the judge panics,
And this kid, this
25-year-old kid,
Has the presence of
mind to protect his client.
And whether you
want to admit it or not
That guy's dying
was the best thing
That could have
happened to mrs. Crutcher.
And one other thing.
This kid's gonna be
one hell of a lawyer.
He's the kind people hire.
Ready?
Am I ever?
Oh, god, you look beautiful.
Just the same old me.
You know, between
your case load and mine,
I haven't seen you in days.
I don't think you should
have come out of retirement.
Are you kidding?
It's all your fault.
Uh-uh, counselor.
I'm not that kind of girl.
You have to buy me a
romantic dinner first.
Oh, maison richard
romantic enough for you?
Mais oui.
Know much about the
direct mail game, rox?
Nothing at all.
It never fails to amaze me.
When I do a mailing 2.6%
response, I'm very happy.
3%, I'm beside myself.
I'm working off this list
of recent home buyers
In the minneapolis
saint paul area,
Hennepin county, ramsay county,
Washington county, anoka county.
I'm paying this
direct marketing firm
To give me those
who have gone from
Less populous areas
to more populous areas,
Because maybe, just
maybe that means
More square footage
to less square footage.
Tell me, what
products do I sell them?
I have no idea, david.
Prefabricated
storage facilities.
Do you know what
the response was?
No.
4.5% response.
It looks so good.
As a matter of
fact that next week
I'm flying to
binghamton, new york
To talk to another manufacturer.
You ever been to binghamton?
Never.
I have been going
there for years.
Used to fly into
idle wild airport
And then take the bus,
this was on old route 17.
I'm really not familiar
With that part of
the country, david.
Middletown, monticello,
livingston manor,
Sample case on my lap,
But I always did
all right there.
I think I see one of our
attorneys from the office.
Whoo-hoo!
Roxanne.
Oh, david meyer,
this is michael kuzak
And grace van owen.
Hi. How are you?
Pleasure to meet you.
Won't you sit down and join us?
Our table's ready.
Please.
Well, just for a minute.
All right.
So, you're a lawyer
at roxanne's firm?
Yeah.
You know, I just got
sued. Did I tell you that?
You didn't mention it, no. Yeah.
Few years ago I bought
this novelty factory
In mahwah, new jersey.
It was going out of business.
What kind of novelties?
You know, your basic
promotional trinkets.
You got your key chains,
your bottle openers,
Your pocket protectors,
your slide charts.
It was the slide charts
where we got into trouble.
What are they?
Two pieces of laminated stuff
held together with grommet
If they rotate a die-cut
window with the slide.
We get them printed up with
metric conversion tables,
Spot and stain removal charts,
Drink mixing
guides, you name it.
We had ones that
could calculate i.r.a.'S,
Mortgage payments,
gas mileage, rim widths,
We had 10-year calendars.
It was the rim widths
where we got into trouble.
This fella in gainesville,
florida uses the chart,
Buys the wrong width tires,
Gets into a car
accident, sues me.
Hey, this is not a
precision instrument.
This is a give away
item that cost me
2 1/2 Cents a unit
to manufacture.
Grommets get loose, right?
There's nothing you
can do about that.
This is one of the reasons
I got out of small
manufacturing.
Hi.
It's late. I...
I should have called first.
That's okay.
So if we get
started, I'm not sure
Where it's gonna lead.
Me neither.
I haven't been this scared
Since I was a kid
on my first date.
What are you afraid of?
Everything.
Well, maybe we should
discuss this in my chambers.
Hi, doll. Hi, how
are you feeling?
Much better, thanks.
See you later. All right.
So how was the date?
If I had three weeks
to live, I'd marry him.
Why?
Because every day
would seem like a year.
02x18 - Open Heart Perjury
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High-powered law firm of McKenzie, Brackman, Chaney and Kuzak handles both criminal and civil cases, but the office politics and romance often distract them from the courtroom.
High-powered law firm of McKenzie, Brackman, Chaney and Kuzak handles both criminal and civil cases, but the office politics and romance often distract them from the courtroom.