01x69 - The Pi-Kahuna

[bunniefuu]

♪ I wanna be
the very best ♪

♪ like no one ever was ♪

♪ to catch them
is my real test ♪

♪ to train them
is my cause ♪

♪ I will travel
across the land ♪

♪ searching far and wide ♪

♪ each pokémon
to understand ♪

♪ the power that's inside ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

♪ gotta
catch 'em all ♪

♪ it's you and me ♪

♪ I know it's my destiny ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

♪ oh, you're
my best friend ♪

♪ in a world
we must defend ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

♪ gotta
catch 'em all ♪

♪ a heart so true ♪

♪ our courage
will pull us through ♪

♪ you teach me,
and I'll teach you ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

♪ gotta catch 'em all ♪

♪ gotta catch 'em all ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

♪ gotta catch 'em all ♪

♪ gotta catch 'em all ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

Narrator:
Every Christmas Eve,

children nestled in their beds

dream of Santa and the
presents they hope he...

Hey, wait a second.

That's no kid.

To protect the world
from devastation...

Hurry up and get here, Santa.

[Laughing to herself]

We got him!

Merry Christmas, Santa Claus.

Both:
Our Santa trap worked.

We did it.

Now we'll get to keep
everyone's presents.

Mm-hmm. I told you
this was foolproof.

And now all we have to do

is wait for the real Santa
to fall into our trap.

I feel just like a Guinea
pig in a gunny sack.

Now that we've tried the trap,

we can trust it to
trick that trickster.

Santa Claus is a trickster?

Oh, I saw with my own eyes

that he's a trickster
and a thief.

christmases ago, a sweet,
innocent, beautiful little girl

waited for Santa.

Meowth:
What was her name?

It was me, Meowth.

It's getting late, Santa Claus.

You better bring me
presents, or else!

Ha!

[Sleigh bells jingling]

Ah!

That's him!

Jynx.

Jynx. Jynx.

Is that...
Santa Claus?

Jynx.

Jynx.

I saw it with my very own eyes.

Santa Claus is a jynx.

[Crying]

That's funny. Santa
never stole any of my toys.

Sounds screwy to me.

Maybe it was a sugar
plum dancing in your head.

I'm not talking screwy,
you furball! I saw what I saw,

and Santa is a jynx!

Oh. It's a pokémon.

Jynx, jynx, jynx.

Ash, see what Dexter has to say.

Jynx, the human-shaped pokémon.

This pokémon has some
very unusual powers.

Its special attack
is the lovely kiss,

which puts its opponent
into a deep sleep.

I gotta capture this pokémon.

Pikachu, thundershock.

Pika!

AAA...

Chuuuuuuu!

Be careful.

Pika?

Jynx, jynx.

Jynx.

Watch out! That must be
the lovely kiss attack.

Pikachu!

Charmander, I choose you!

Charmander, flamethrower attack.

Pokéball, go!

That's weird. I wonder
why it didn't work.

One more time.

Wait a minute.

Look at that boot it's holding.

Maybe it belongs to its trainer.

Ash: Maybe.

But then, what's it
doing here all alone?

It is kinda weird for a trainer

to leave a pokémon
all by itself like that.

Jynx, jynx.
Jynx, jynx, jynx.

Jynx, jynx.

Jynx, jynx, jynx, jynx...

Say what?

Jynx, jynx.

Uh, are you trying to tell
us something about that boot?

Jynx, jynx.

Lemme see.

It can't be.

What can't be?

I think this boot
belongs to Santa Claus.

To Santa Claus?

Well, what makes you think that?

Just look inside.

It's got his picture
right there.

Ash:
You're right.

Char, char.

Maybe this jynx got
separated from its trainer,

and that trainer is Santa Claus.

Jynx, jynx.

OK, OK, OK, stop! Wait!
Quit it! Don't kiss me.

Cut it out!

Jynx, jynx, jynx, jynx.

What's it trying
to tell us this time?

Char.

Ash:
What's going on?

Brock: Jynx is psychically
projecting its story

into our minds.

Jynx, jynx, jynx.

You drifted away
from the north pole

while you were shining
Santa's boot.

Jynx.

How's Santa gonna
deliver presents

without this jynx
at his right hand

and this boot on his left foot?

Jynx.

Don't worry, jynx.

We're gonna take
you and the boot

back to Santa Claus
at the north pole.

Jynx.

If you want to thank me,

just don't kiss me!
OK, cut it out!

Please, no, jynx! Let
go of me! Please! Let go...

Jessy:
It's the twerps again,

and it looks like Santa
claus is conning them, too.

It's so close to Christmas.

They must be on their
way to Santa's workshop.

If we follow them...

We'll find his hideout

and grab a gazillion gifts.

That'll teach Santa
not to steal from me.

We have to figure out a way

to get up to Santa's workshop.

I have an idea.

Maybe if you use
your water pokémon

they can pull the raft all
the way to the north pole.

Mmm?

And my Squirtle will be
able to help 'em out, too.

Good idea. I should've
thought of it.

Squirtle.

Goldeen.

Psy.

All right! Next stop, Santa's
workshop. North pole!

Psy.

Don't worry.
You can ride with us.

Now I'll teach you
a lesson, Santa Claus.

Ah. Ah. Ah.

Huh? Huh?

Guys, I think we've been
drifting off course.

Come on, you guys.
Full speed ahead!

The pokémon are pooped.

Ash: I'll take over
for awhile.

I..oughta... be... able
to... paddle to the pole.

It's further... than...
I... thought.

Maybe... we... oughta...
Turn... back.

Lapras: You're headed
in the right direction.

Huh?

Uh... uh...

Did you just say something?

We didn't say anything.

You'd better keep swimming,

or we'll never get there.

Guess I'm hearing things.

Lapras: You've got
a long way to go.

There's that voice again.

Aah!
Whoa!

Lapras: Come with me.

Wh-who said that?

Who's that pokémon?

It's Pidgeotto.

Who are you?

Can you talk into my mind?

Yes.

Look, it's ash!

But what kind
of pokémon is that?

Pika.

Huh?

Where did you come from?

Where are you taking me?

Lapras. This intellectually
advanced pokémon

is able to understand
human speech.

With its mild temperament,

lapras prefers
to carry humans on its back

rather than engage
in pokémon battles.

I have been watching
you for some time now.

Huh? Huh?
What was that?

It's lapras' telepathy.

Santa Claus asked me to
search for one of his jynx.

It's been missing
for quite awhile.

That search has
brought me here to you.

How come you didn't just introduce
yourself when you first saw us?

I needed to be sure that
your intentions were good.

We're just trying to help.

Yes, I know.

You used all your strength

to help bring jynx
back to Santa.

That was very kind of you.

[Laughs] Aw, gee,
it's really no big deal.

Now to thank you
for what you've done,

I'll be glad to bring you
to Santa's workshop.

You will?

Yay!

Come on! Speed it up!
They're getting away!

Well, then.

Let's step on it.

Jessy: You're throwing
off my rhythm.

Meowth: You're the one
that's outta whack.

James: I can't
concentrate!

Ah, feels good.

It will start
getting colder soon.

I'm pretty tough, lapras.

A little cold's
not gonna bother me.

A little cold
doesn't bother you, huh?

[Teeth chattering]

A little cold doesn't,
but a lot sure does.

Don't worry.
We're almost there.

See? That's where
Santa lives.

Wow!

Jynx, jynx.

Something's wrong.

Jessy: Prepare
for trouble.

James:
Make it double.

To protect the world
from devastation...

To unite all peoples
within our nation...

To denounce the evils
of truth and love...

To extend our reach
to the stars...

Jessy...

James...

[Teeth chattering] Team rocket
blast off at the speed of light.

[Teeth chattering]
Surrender now or prepare to...

[Sneezes]

Meowth, that's right.

[Shivering]
It's freezing out here.

Now's a good time
to go undercover.

Now that you've
led us to his lair,

let's have him.

Have who?

Have who? Have Santa
claus, that's who.

Have Santa. Uh, uh...

That's him right there.

Huh? What are you
talking about?

This isn't Santa Claus.
It's a jynx.

You can't fool me.

I know your little secret.
Santa Claus is actually a jynx.

You think Santa Claus is a jynx?

[Laughter]

How dare you laugh at me.

Let's show them.

You're on, Meowth.

It's showtime.

Ash: Let us
out of here!

Jessy: Better not cry. Santa
claus is coming with us.

Come back! Give
us back that jynx!

Jessy: Look, there are
tons of santas,

and tons of presents, too.

This'll be the best
Christmas ever.

Only for us.

Look.
Look.

It's the real Santa Claus.

It can't be.

Jynx, jynx, jynx.

Maybe the jynx that
took my doll years ago

wasn't the real Santa Claus.

I hope lapras gets back in time.

Jynx.

If I have to deliver all these
presents without my other boot,

I'm afraid my toes
are going to freeze.

Jessy: Maybe this is
what you're looking for.

Oh, thank you, thank you so much

for bringing back my boot.

By any chance,
did you find a jynx?

Ash: Look out,
Santa Claus.

Those are on
your naughty list.

What's this?

We've got a little
surprise for you, Santa.

You're going to be
tied up this Christmas.

That's not too bad.

Huh?
Huh?

Don't try to stop us

if you want to have
a Happy New Year.

And all you jynx better do
exactly what we tell you to do,

or Santa will be sorry.

Jynx.
Jynx.

Now load up all the presents,

and we'll be on
our merry Christmas way.

[Laughs]

Please, you can't do
this terrible thing.

You can't just take
all these presents.

You're going to
disappoint all the children.

Santa's right. You're
going to ruin Christmas

for everybody
in the whole world.

Keep quiet! I'm making
up for the presents

that I never got.

Jessy, what do you mean, the
presents that you never got?

h*... h*.

You remember what
every kid in the world

wants for Christmas,
but you can't remember

what you had your jynx
do to me years ago?

What is it you think
my jynx did to you?

I know exactly what
your jynx did to me.

It came down the chimney
on Christmas Eve

and stole my
favorite doll from me.

That's impossible.

Jynx.

Wha...

Jynx.

Huh?

Santa stole my Dolly!

[Crying]

Jynx.

Hey! Where do you think
you're going?

You can't get away from me!

Jynx.

Jynx.
Jynx, jynx, jynx.

Jynx, jynx, jynx.

I can't believe it.

That's my Dolly.

There, you see?

I knew my jynx would
never steal anything.

Well, if your jynx
didn't steal it,

how come it had it stashed
out there in the woods

for years, Santa Claus?

My jynx was bringing you
your presents that Christmas,

saw your favorite doll
was broken,

and brought it back
to me so I could fix it.

Hmm?

I repaired it in my sleigh,
and we tried to go back,

but you didn't believe
in me anymore,

and I'm powerless to go
where hearts are closed.

Jynx, jynx, jynx.

You were only trying
to help me after all.

How could I have hurt my
best friend in the whole world?

Forgive me.

Ah, jessy is sorry.
Ha!

I guess bad guys can have
their feelings hurt, too.

Maybe team rocket
has a heart after all.

Now that you know what happened,

you can untie me and
give back the presents.

Ha!
I'm not that grateful.

See ya later!

All: Stop! Hey!

Jessy: You want
so many things.

Why don't you ask
Santa Claus for them?

[Laughter]

Lapras:
That isn't funny.

Huh? That voice.
What was it?

Lapras!

Pika, pika.

Christmas belongs to everyone.

You cannot steal it.

Lapras, stop them! They've
got all the presents!

[Shivering] Pedal...
Faster. Pedal faster.

[Shivering]
We can't move.

Frozen stiff.

Charmander, burn
away their ropes.

Charrrr!

We can't let 'em steal the
presents and ruin Christmas.

Charmander, fire spin attack.

Now!

Aah!
Aah!

Weezing, sludge attack!

Char!

Charmander!

Char. Char.

Meowth: Thanks for the
defrost, Charmander.

[Laughing]
Merry Christmas!

Aw!

Hey!

Misty:
They're getting away.

I'm sorry.

Don't worry, ash.
We'll get them back.

Huh?

All right, everyone.
Use your psywave!

Jynx, jynx.
Jynx, jynx.

Hey, we're not moving.

Well, just pedal faster.

We're battling the waves.

Jynx, jynx...
Jynx, jynx, jynx, jynx...

Jynx, jynx, jynx, jynx...

Hmm. I think it's time
to psywave good-bye now.

Jynx, jynx, jynx, jynx...

All: Looks like team
rocket's blasting off again!

I've got a busy night
ahead of me.

Lapras, would you
bring my friends

safely back to where
you found them, please?

Of course, Santa.

No reindeer.

[Neighing]

[Sleigh bells jingling]

It's snowing.

Looks like we're going
to have a white Christmas.

Pikachu.

Ah, I forgot.

Forgot what?

I forgot to tell Santa Claus
what I want for Christmas.

Oh, Santa knows.

Jynx, jynx, jynx.

For us?

Merry Christmas.

Oh, thanks, lapras.

Don't forget Santa Claus.

And jynx, too.

Pika, Pikachu.

Narrator: Well, this is one Christmas
our friends will never forget,

and I think Santa's going to
remember it for a long time, too.

You might as well
take that stocking down.

After that stunt, Santa's
never going to visit us.

Well, it doesn't
hurt to hope, does it?

Santa won't visit if we
stay awake all night.

[Sleigh bells jingling]

Huh?
Oh!

Jynx.

Oh. Oh. Oh.

h* h* h*...
Merry Christmas!

Ash: Don't go away.
Pikachu's jukebox is next.

Pika, pika.

♪ You've been
such a good friend ♪

♪ I've known you
since I don't know when ♪

♪ we got lots of friends
and good things ♪

♪ come and go ♪

♪ even though
we've never said it ♪

♪ there's something that
the two of us both know ♪

♪ together forever
no matter how long ♪

♪ from now
until the end of time ♪

♪ we'll be together,
and you can be sure ♪

♪ that forever and a day ♪

♪ that's how long
we'll stay ♪

♪ together and forever ♪

♪ together, forever
no matter how long ♪

♪ from now
until the end of time ♪

♪ together forever ♪

♪ I wanna be
the very best ♪

♪ like no one
ever was ♪

♪ to catch them
is my real test ♪

♪ to train them
is my cause ♪

♪ pokémon,
gotta catch 'em all ♪

♪ a heart so true ♪

♪ our courage
will pull us through ♪

♪ you teach me,
and I'll teach you ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

♪ gotta catch 'em all ♪

♪ gotta catch 'em all ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

♪ I wanna be
the very best ♪

♪ like no one ever was ♪

♪ to catch them
is my real test ♪

♪ to train them
is my cause ♪

♪ I will travel
across the land ♪

♪ searching far and wide ♪

♪ each pokémon
to understand ♪

♪ the power that's inside ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

♪ gotta
catch 'em all ♪

♪ it's you and me ♪

♪ I know it's my destiny ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

♪ oh, you're
my best friend ♪

♪ in a world
we must defend ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

♪ gotta
catch 'em all ♪

♪ a heart so true ♪

♪ our courage
will pull us through ♪

♪ you teach me,
and I'll teach you ♪

♪ pokémon ♪

♪ gotta catch 'em all ♪

♪ gotta catch 'em all ♪

♪ pokémon ♪