02x21 - Yesley Day

[bunniefuu]

[upbeat music]

- Fisher, what is so important

that Presley needed us here at midnight?

- I don't know, but I have to be up

in three hours to start working on my hair.

Hey, all this doesn't just happen.

- [mumbling] I was dreaming about frog...

- I think he said he was dreaming about frogs.

- [mumbling] You're right.

- I think he said I'm right.

- Presley's not even here. What are we supposed to do?

- You're supposed to smile!

Now, let me ask you each a question.

Lex, should we send every dog in the world to the moon?

- No!

- Munchy, does mayonnaise belong on a hot dog?

- No!

- Fisher, can I get a hug?

- No!

- Thank you.

I wanted to hear each of you say "no"

one last time today because for the next hours,

it's nothing but yes, 'cause it's...

Yesley Day!

all: Ooh!

- Last year, you all got me the greatest birthday present:

this coupon, which entitles me to hours

of you guys saying yes to anything I come up with.

Yesley Day.

- It was my idea.

- And it was my idea to piggyback onto her idea.

- I honestly thought you'd lose the coupon.

- Not a chance.

Since we're paying off the dune buggy we destroyed,

we don't have any money for presents,

so it's really touching that you guys thought of this.

Which is why I wrote this song.

all: Ooh!

- ♪ Yesley Day, it's the Best-ley Day! ♪

♪ You can't say nay on Yesley Day! ♪

Yes!

- Love the song, but why are we doing this today?

- Did you lose the coupon and just find it?

- Doesn't matter.

Look, we didn't have a job lined up for today,

so I thought, let's have some crazy Presley-type fun!

- Okay, so what are we gonna do first?

- I don't know where this day is gonna take us,

but I know how it's gonna start.

Everyone knows the best way to get world famous

is to break a world record.

- So true.

- So let's break the record for continuous arm wave.

What do you say?

Reminder, you have to say yes.

all: Yes.

One...

two...

,.

,.

- We almost have the world record.

all: ,-- - Stop your arm-wigglin'!

- And now we're back to one.

- I want my payment for my precious dune buggy

which you blew up.

- We don't have it yet, but we will soon.

- Just not today, because it's Yesley Day!

♪ Yesley Day, it's the-- ♪ - Don't you sing at me!

I found you a job.

You'll be making hand turkeys for spoiled preschoolers.

Parents pay top dollar for their kids to get ahead

without actually doing work.

- Okay, maybe making hand turkeys won't be so bad.

- Oh, it will.

You have to make , of them by :.

[all groan]

If you don't, then you'll be my human punching bags

for my Jag-jitsu class,

and I train my students to go for the eyes.

Here's everything you need.

To help you, I'm gonna put you on lockdown

and set up an alarm on every door

so you can't escape.

- How does that help us?

- Don't question my weird but effective methods.

Have fun making turkeys, ya turkeys.

- I'm not letting Jaget ruin Yesley Day.

- But my brother just said we can't leave.

- Yeah, but anything can happen on Yesley Day.

Do you agree?

both: Yes. - You know we have to say yes.

- All this arm waving made me hungry.

The world is telling me to head to the Mooery.

- I agree with the world. Let's go to the Mooery.

- Yeah, milkshakes for breakfast.

- Fish, I love the enthusiasm for Yesley Day,

but you're not coming.

- What?

- I need someone to distract Jaget

so he doesn't know that we've snuck out.

- No way.

- What's the word you say on Yesley Day?

- Yes.

- That's the one.

- Stupid Jaget.

- ♪ I got, you got me ♪

♪ We got this ♪

♪ I like the oddswhen we're side-by-side ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ Oh, we're taking off,gonna do this right ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ And when things go upin flames, we're on it ♪

♪ 'Cause I got you,got me, we got this ♪

- Thanks again for coming, Horrigan.

I need to use your special skill.

- You mean the way I make duck calls?

[quacking]

That was an Eastern spotted mallard.

- No, I need to use your amazing reflexes.

See, I made a promise to my sister to distract Jaget.

So will you help me?

- [honks]

That's duck for, "You got it, sir."

- What are you doing?

- Installing my security system

so those rotten kids don't try to escape.

I had to eat a lot of minestrone soup

to make this, but it was worth it.

- Well, would you mind taking a video of me

playing hot hands with Horrigan?

He's got the fastest hands in the world.

- False.

But who is Horrigan, and what is hot hands?

- I'm Horrigan. - [screams]

I thought you were a garden gnome.

- And hot hands is a game of reflexes.

Watch.

I put my hands on top of Horrigan's

and he tries to slap them before I pull them away.

See?

He's just too quick.

- Step aside, science kid.

I wasn't ready. Again.

- I'm like a buffet. I can serve you all day long.

[phone dings]

- Yes! Fisher says his distraction is working.

Enough with the hand turkeys. It's Yesley Day!

- Hey, I was putting a hat on mine.

- We're sneaking out.

- You better be sure about this.

I don't want a bunch of Jag-jitsu students

punching me in the eyeballs.

- Hey, you've got two eyes,

but there's only one Yesley Day.

Come on.

- But Jaget has soup cans hanging on all the doors.

- That's why we're going out the window.

- I've always wanted to crawl out that window.

Yesley Day really is the Best-ley Day!

- That didn't count.

I was thinking about beating you.

This is stupid.

I'm gonna go check the perimeter

and make sure those no-good kids

aren't up to no good.

- Hold on!

See, Horrigan? I told you he'd give up.

- Is your name Jaget or Jag-quit?

- What did you say?

- You heard us.

- Or are your ears as slow is your hands?

- Nobody talks about my body parts like that.

I'm ready whenever you--

I wasn't ready!

all: ♪ Yesley Day, it's the Best-ley Day ♪

♪ You can't say nay on Yesley Day ♪

Yes!

- Thanks for singing that song over and over and over

on the way here.

- Well, you asked and we had to say yes,

but you're welcome.

- Hey, what's up, guys? - Luke!

- Luke? What are you doing here?

- Oh, I'm picking up some shifts here

to help save for vet school.

- Did you know about this?

- Maybe.

- And that's why you were so excited

to come to the Mooery?

- Maybe.

Okay, yes, but you said,

"Let's go to the Mooery," and it's Yesley Day.

Was I supposed to say no?

- I don't know what a Yesley Day is,

but I'm really glad you're here.

- Me too. You look good in a cow shirt.

- I feel good in a cow shirt.

Have a seat. - Okay.

So what should we order for Yesley Day?

- I'm not sure. I'm waiting for a sign.

- Hey, have you seen my new sign?

- It's a sign.

- But what does it mean?

- The Milk-Ness Monster is a gigantic sundae.

I found the recipe in the back of my grandpa's old diary

with a warning, "Do not attempt to eat."

- It's like he's daring us to eat it

from beyond the grave.

- My grandpa's still alive.

- It's Yesley Day, Ty. Do not correct me.

- The Monster combines every type of ice cream

and every topping we have, and even some we don't.

- We'll take it.

- I don't think you understand.

I mean, even with all three of you,

there's just no way.

- Anything can happen on Yesley Day.

Now bring on the Monster!

- You've been warned.

[horn blows]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Behold! The Milk-Ness Monster.

all: Whoa!

- If you finish this in minutes, it's free.

If not, you get a monster-sized bill.

- I don't think humans were made to eat

this much ice cream.

- We're about to find out.

Either we destroy the Milk-Ness Monster,

or it will destroy us.

It destroyed us.

- Come on, Munchy.

It's the last bite. You can do this.

- No, I can't.

- Hey, is this Yesley Day or No-sley Day?

- Yesley Day.

- Yeah!

- Attention!

[horn blows]

These three heroes have tamed the Milk-Ness Monster!

[cheers and applause]

- Working a second job isn't easy,

but it's moments like this that make it all worth it.

- So what's next for Yesley Day?

Should we just stay here and hang out with Luke all day?

'cause I'm good with that.

- No, it's Yesley Day. We're doing something fun.

- Ouch.

- Okay, Munchy, do your thing. Come up with an idea.

- On it.

Milk. Cold. Ice cream.

I scream. You scream.

We all scream, because we're on a roller coaster.

Coaster World!

- Looks like we're going to my favorite theme park.

Coaster World. - Wait!

I'm terrified of going upside down on roller coasters.

- But there's a new coaster I can't wait to ride.

The Grim Weeper.

- Come on, Munchy, not only do they have the best coasters,

they have the best mascot, Benny the Bunny.

- Just give me another chance to think of a better idea.

Milkshakes, drink, table, coaster.

Coaster World.

Dang it!

[upbeat music]

- Hey, Mr. Crossing Guard, you hear that sound?

The slap train is coming. Choo-choo!

- Ah!

- Well, that's in a row.

- It's not fair.

His hands are so small, they're hard to see.

I quit.

I gotta make sure those kids are still working.

- Wait. Don't you want to keep playing?

- I don't play against cheaters,

or anyone who's better than me.

- Then play me.

- But sir, you're terrible at this game.

- Terrible?

I'm in.

- It's Yesley Day.

I promised my sister that I'd distract Jaget.

Let's do this.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, no.

Too slow.

My turn.

You hear that sound?

That's the slap train coming. Choo-choo!

- Ooh!

- I already said that.

- But I said it better. Now give me those hands.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I love Coaster World.

Yesley Day just keeps getting better.

- Well, everything's better when you win

Benny the Bunny hats and Benny the Bunny.

- Well, I'm happy I won this bottle of soda.

- That wasn't a game. That was a concessions stand.

- A win is a win.

Plus, this is the only place you can buy Sploda Soda,

the world's most expl*sive soda.

It's times more carbonated than normal.

One sip of this, you can burp the entire Gettysburg Address.

- There it is, the Grim Weeper.

And no line. Let's go on.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where do you think you're going?

- On the Grim Weeper roller coaster.

- Oh. No, you're not.

This baby was just built,

and we need to test it with dummies

before humans can ride it safely.

- But we really want to go on, and it's Yesley Day.

- Huh.

Never heard of Yesley Day, and I'm a holiday expert.

- It's a day where we say yes to everything she says,

and she wants to go on the coaster, so...

say yes?

- I guess that would give me more time

to hang out with the dummies.

Oh, what, you can make up a holiday,

but I can't spend quality time with my dummies?

- Hang out with as many dummies as you want.

We'll try out the ride.

all: Please?

- Happy Yesley Day.

[all screaming]

- This is incredible!

- Hey, it's not so bad.

- We're coming to the big loop!

[metal squealing]

- Why are we stopping?

- Uh-oh.

[metal clunks]

all: No!

- Guys, remember what day it is.

all: Yes!

- I told you anything could happen on Yesley Day.

Technically, this is anything.

- We gotta get back before Jaget finds out we're gone.

I don't want to be a human punching bag

in a Jag-jitsu class.

It's better than falling out of a roller coaster,

but not by much.

- Hey, you don't hear Munchy complaining.

- I would, but I'm too afraid to talk.

- And that is how, after I earned

my doctorate in literature, I started working here

at this theme park.

- Let's just relax and have a snack.

I brought chips.

Well, would you look at that.

- And now, let's dig into "Of Mice and Men."

Chapter one.

Whoa!

Oh--whoa.

What--the coaster car got stuck right at the top of the loop.

Bet you guys are glad you aren't up there, huh?

- Munchy? How you doing?

- The only thing keeping me from freaking out is Benny.

I don't know what I'd do without you.

Benny!

- Well, hello.

Lucky for you, we have an extra spot.

all: Help!

- Ah.

You guys, continue without me.

I've gotta go do my job.

- Hey, science kid,

I just wanted to tell you

that I'm having a really good time.

- [groans, laughs] Yeah, me too.

- My hands are a little tired from slapping you all day.

I need to shake them out.

- Where's Presley?

She was supposed to be back with Lex and Munchy by now.

- I'm not sure, sir.

- I don't know how much longer I can distract Jaget.

I lost all feeling in my hands hours ago.

- Makes sense.

He's been slapping the dickens out of you.

- Enough yapping. Let's get back to slapping.

- Presley better appreciate this.

- I wanted you to know

that I take no pleasure in doing this.

Just kidding--I'm having the time of my life.

- Hello up there.

I'm talking to youthrough the emergency

intercom speaker in your car.

- Good, because this is an emergency.

- Don't worry. We have a solution.

All I have to do is press a button.

all: Yes!

- But the button won't be here for another eight hours.

- [sighs]

- Funny thing is, all you need is just a little push

to get some momentumto be free.

- How is that funny?

- It's a figure of speech.

You'd know that if you had a doctorate in literature.

- I'm sorry, guys.

This isn't how I expected Yesley Day to go.

But if we're up here long enough,

maybe we'll get the world record

for being stuck upside down.

- Hold on, that strange man said

we just needed a little momentum.

Maybe we can do that ourselves. - Yeah.

Hey, Munchy, do you still have that Sploda Soda?

- Yeah, right here.

- Okay, if you shake up that bottle,

it'll explode out of there like a rocket

and get us moving.

- I don't know if that'll work, but it's gonna look cool.

- Let's do it. Start shaking, Munchy.

[bottle rumbling]

- Something's happening!

Everyone hang on!

[soda roiling]

- It's working! I'm coming for you, Benny!

- Ooh, bubbly. [chuckles]

all: Yesley Day!

- This just isn't fun anymore.

I'm like the Harlem Globetrotters,

and you're like the kid who keeps getting

his hands slapped by the Harlem Globetrotters.

[sighs]

- Where are you going?

- I'm gonna go check on those kids

and my hand turkeys.

[cans rattle]

Gah!

I made my security system too good!

- Wait, there's other games you could beat me at!

- It's true. He's bad at a lot of things.

- Wait, come back! I can explain.

You see, it's Yesley Day, and--

and everyone's here making hand turkeys,

just like I thought.

- Do you have my , hand turkeys?

- No.

We have ,.

- That feels about right.

Jaget out.

[cans rattling]

I am my own worst enemy.

- Where'd you get all those turkeys?

- Dad made them.

He gave me a Yesley Day coupon too.

I cashed it in, and he's been making turkeys all day.

I've never seen him so happy.

- I can't believe we actually got away with this,

especially after the day we've all had.

- I'm sorry if Yesley Day got out of hand.

I was just trying to come up with a fun day for all of us.

- Are you kidding me? Today was a blast.

I mean, sure, we got stuck on top of a roller coaster.

- And I ate so much ice cream that my blood type

is now Rocky Road.

- And I can't feel my hands.

- My day was great.

- The point is, we got to have an entire day

doing a bunch of fun and crazy stuff

that we would have never done

if we didn't listen to our fun and crazy friend.

- Thank you.

And I'm glad you feel that way, because there are still

seven hours of Yesley Day left.

Time to set that arm wave record.

both: Whoo!

all: One...

two...

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