-Are you ready, kids?
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain.
-I can't hear you.
-[kids] Aye, aye, Captain!
Oh...
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
Under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow
And porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense
Be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck
And flop like a fish ♪
-♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
-Ready?
[all] ♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants
SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
[Captain laughs heartily]
[pipes a jaunty tune]
[grunts] OK, SpongeBob,
it's your turn. I'm ready!
OK, Patrick, here I come!
Whoa!
Nice landing!
[grunts]
Darn, I missed.
SpongeBob, look out for my body!
[both grunt]
[both scream]
Patrick, maybe we should play
something that involves
less thinking.
OK.
Hey, maybe we can play a game
with this ball
that was buried under here.
Ball! Let me see it.
-What a weird ball.
-Well, who knows how long it...
Oh, Mother of Neptune!
Get it away from me!
There's nothing to be
afraid of, SpongeBob.
It's just a little worm. See?
You're right, Patrick.
I'm sorry we destroyed
your nest, little worm.
I promise it won't happen again.
Look, Patrick.
Looks like he's taken a fancy
to you.
Yeah. Hey!
Why don't we invite Mr. Wormsley
to stay at my place?
At least until his nest
grows back.
That sounds delightful.
Gary! Make yourself decent!
[chuckles] You have a visitor.
[distantly] Gary, wake up!
That's right,
just bring him in here.
Careful, careful now.
-That's right.
-[meows]
Oh, hi, Gary. Are you ready
to meet your new friend?
-[meows]
-That's right!
Say hello to Mr. Wormsley.
-[hisses]
-[barks]
[hissing and barking]
Something tells me
they don't like each other.
[yowling]
Come on now, guys, come on.
Let's touch soft parts
in a friendly manner.
-[growling]
-See, you're just saying hi.
That's it, there you go.
That's it.
Oh, I knew you could get along.
There, there you go.
See? Friends.
-[crunching]
-Oh! Oh, my goodness!
Patrick, oh! Oh, Patrick,
please, do something!
[SpongeBob screams]
Uh, SpongeBob,
I gotta get going.
I'll check in on you later,
and see how your new pet
is doing. OK?
OK, Patrick. See you la--
Oh, get it off me!
Somebody, please! Please!
All right, Gary. Just so
there isn't any more upset,
I'm gonna ask that you sleep
on the guest newspaper tonight,
and Mr. Wormsley is gonna be
sleeping in here with me.
-[growls]
-Now, now, Gary.
There's no need for protest.
[hollow creaking]
See? I fixed it up all nice
for you. There you are.
Night, Gar.
[meows]
[distant howling]
[howling continues]
[groans]
Sounds like Patrick is having
one of his night fits again.
I'll just close the window.
[howling]
Mr. Wormsley?!
[howls]
Whoa! I'll be right back,
Mr. Wormsley.
I'm gonna go get help.
Whatever's wrong, don't move!
Just, uh, read the sports
section or something.
He's in here.
No, I can't look!
-SpongeBob?
-Yes?
Something tells me Mr. Wormsley
is actually a Mrs. Wormsley.
[squeaking]
[gasps]
Oh, Patrick, it's a miracle!
That it is.
Wait till Gary sees.
Yeah, wait till...
See, Gar, they're right in here.
Quiet, now.
They were born less than...
[meows]
[both growl]
Looks like they're still
not quite used to each other.
-Well, these things take time.
-[growling]
[fighting noises]
[both] Duck and cover!
[hissing and barking]
This town is getting
too rough for me.
[meows]
He's chased her away.
Now who will care for
her abandoned litter
of adorable newborn infants?
Well, maybe you can
take care of them.
Oh, no way, Patrick.
I've never seen Gary that upset.
-Ga-who?
-Nope.
You and I are just
gonna have to find loving homes
for each and every one
of these guys.
-Right, Patrick?
-[door slams]
Patrick?
Don't worry, little guys.
Squidward's a really good
friend of mine,
and he really likes pets.
SpongeBob,
what are you doing here?
Don't you know that
it's seven in the morning?
I came here with
a special surprise.
Don't you know that
it's seven in the morning?
How would you like to have
your very own pet baby worm?
Don't you know that it's...
A what?
Baby worm. See?
Aren't they just adorable
at that age?
So, how many did you want?
[doorbell buzzes]
Yes? Oh, it's you, SpongeBob.
-What are you, uh, doing here?
-[buzzing continues]
[laughs nervously]
Not that the teacher's
most enthusiastic student
-isn't welcome in her house...
-[doorbell continues buzzing]
[deep sigh]
-[buzzing stops]
-Good morning, Mrs. Puff.
It almost was.
-Would you like a baby worm?
-A what?
[screams]
Uh, I'll just come back later,
Mrs. Puff. Have a nice day!
I hate Mondays.
Don't worry, little worms.
I know a place we can go
to find homes for
every single one of you.
Good morning, ma'am.
How are you today?
Could I interest you in some...
Ma'am?
[whistles]
That whistling...
It's... Larry Lobster.
Hi, Larry. What you up to?
-Do I know you?
-Probably not.
I was just picking up
some dietary supplements
here at the supermarket.
I've been working on my chest...
and buns.
-So I see.
-Well, catch you later.
Oh, Larry, wait...
No time now. Somewhere,
there's sand that needs kicking.
OK, I was just gonna see
if you wanted
one of these poor,
lonely, baby worms.
-Baby worms?
-Well, yeah.
-I'll take 'em off your hands.
-Really?
Sure, why not? That's just what
the nutritionist ordered.
-Raw protein!
-Larry, no!
Dude, nice hustle.
[squeaking and whimpering]
[screams]
[babbles]
[grunts]
Oh, little wormies,
I'm so glad you're safe.
Now, let's go see about finding
you those homes I promised.
[phone rings]
-Yello?
-SpongeBob, it's Mr. Krabs.
I've been looking all over for
you. You're three hours late!
[screaming]
Hello?
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs,
I came as quick as I could.
SpongeBob, are you sure
you're feeling ship-shape?
[pants, whimpers]
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
My pet worm had babies,
then got chased away,
and now I gotta find them all
a place to live.
-Babies?
-Yeah.
-Let me see.
-Really?
Yeah, come on, let me see them.
I like babies.
-Well, OK.
-Hey there, little critters.
Come to...
Oh, he likes you!
Get that disgusting vermin
out of me restaurant, pronto!
[sobs]
Blech!
Oh, well, at least
I still have you guys.
[sniffs] Hmm...
-[sniffs]
-What is it?
I'd recognize this goo anywhere.
It comes from a baby spotted
glistening meadow worm.
The rarest of its species.
Dude, those things
are worth a fortune.
Did you say fortune?
. , that's right,
get them while they last.
-Don't be shy, folks.
-These things are so cute!
Enjoy your new home, little guy.
Isn't he just adorable?
[crowd cheering]
That sure was a great idea
you had, Mr. Krabs.
Well, it's like they always say
back in the Old Country, lad.
-What's that?
-I don't know.
I've never been
to the Old Country!
[both laugh]
[Plankton] Oh, come on,
Karen, please!
Well, if you must know...
There's nothing wrong
with Chum Bucket fare. Look!
Here's a fresh batch
of a delicious new Chum sauce.
It's called Spicy Chum Surprise.
-Uh...
-[bubbling]
[eagle screeches, man screaming]
Delectable!
Oh, I'm sure it'll be
a huge success.
[alarm blaring]
Sorry, no time for
your senseless chatter.
I've got a customer
to attend to.
OK, so what about
the Krabby Cola?
We don't serve Krabby Cola.
We carry Bucket Bubbler
and Chum Cherry Blast.
OK, well,
then can I just make sure
I get those Krabby fries
with extra Krabby sauce?
[sighs] How many times
must I say it?
We don't carry Krabby fries,
we don't carry Krabby Cola,
we don't carry Krabby sauce
and we don't carry
Krabby patties!
So, if you want any of
those things,
you're gonna have to
go to the Krusty Krab,
which is located directly
across the street.
-Thanks for the directions.
-Anytime.
What is wrong with people?!
Honestly, I don't think
anyone in Bikini Bottom
would know a decent meal if it
looked them right in the eye
and said, "Hello, I'm a decent
meal. Wonderful to meet you.
Please pay money for me,
and then put me in your mouth
so your old pal Plankton
doesn't lose everything
he spent his life working for!"
Yeah, and if anyone ever did
order one of your meals,
it probably would
look 'em in the eye.
You know, Karen,
sometimes I wonder
if you're here to help me run
the Chum Bucket
or just to make me feel
like I'm two inches tall.
Maybe in heels.
If it wasn't for me,
you probably wouldn't even
remember to blink.
Oh, come on! When we first met,
you were little more
than a jumbled mass
of diodes and wires.
I made you what you are today.
Literally!
So, don't think you couldn't
be replaced in a heartbeat.
-Ow!
-What's the matter?
My eye is burning,
and I don't know why.
Blink.
Oh, yeah, thanks for
reminding me. Now, where was I?
You were threatening
to replace me.
Oh, yeah. I don't need you!
I could make a whole army
of computers
that might actually
help me steal the formula.
Oh, please.
I'll show you, woman!
[Plankton] Oh, Karen?
[romantic music playing]
Now what?
Could you come here
for a moment?
What do you want?
Feast your, uh, screen on this.
[fanfare]
That's my replacement?
It's a toaster.
[laughs]
That, my dear,
is a T -A Comp-u-matic.
The finest of its kind.
-Good morning, sir.
-Good morning, T -A.
[expl*si*n]
They're supposed to do that.
Next, behold the Noxious
Enterprises Super SPU .
Liquid-cooled
mobile processing unit,
a mind-staggering combination
of both power and refinement.
That'll help you
get the formula.
And now, Karen,
the pièce de résistance.
Have you ever witnessed
such marvelous machinery?
It sort of just looks like
an old hair dryer
taped to the back
of a miniature windmill.
I could see how someone at your
level of technical knowledge
would think that, Karen.
But in actuality,
what you are looking at is...
Oh, right.
I don't recall you ever having
reason to own a hair dryer.
OK, here we go.
Are you gonna make me get
the picture down again?
What picture?
You see? Plenty of reason
to be using a hair dryer.
Why are we even
talking about this?
Because you were the one
who said...
-[flame whooshes]
-What's going on?
Dear Neptune!
Karen, do something!
Quick, they're tearing
each other apart!
Just press a button
or something!
Not that one!
[alarm blaring]
[screams]
Well, it's good to see that
strategy didn't fall flat.
You know, Karen,
with you around,
I'm beginning to wonder
how I'm still alive.
Oh, so, it's my fault, is it?
That's right!
Now it's all clear.
It's you who've been
holding me back!
In fact, if it weren't
for your constant stifling,
I'd have the whole world running
for the safety of their mommies!
You and your crack team
of robots, huh?
Maybe I could iron out
a few bugs.
But then you'll see
just how much I need you.
Karen? What's this?
It's words on paper.
It says, "Dear Plankton,
I've logged onto
another network.
I just can't go into sleep mode
at night
knowing that you'll
continue blaming me
for all of your failures.
Anyway, you're a grown
single-celled organism
and allowed to make
your own syntax errors.
Nice knowing you, Karen."
Ah, who needs her? Not me!
I'm gonna steal
that Krabby Patty formula
from Mr. Krabs once and for all.
And then we'll see
who's made the error.
[evil laughter]
Ow!
"PS, don't forget to blink."
Oh, yeah.
OK, team, listen up.
We're on our own now,
so we don't have anything
holding us back.
Now, I know you all look upon me
kindly since I am your creator,
but the last thing
the Chum Bucket needs,
if we're gonna be victorious,
is a bunch of soft...
uh... software.
Does everybody understand?
[gurgling]
[pings]
I said, does everybody
understand?!
[blowing]
All right, then, let's do this!
T -A, to position.
SPU to position.
Command module to position!
[laughs]
Now, let's see Krab stop this.
I'll show him.
I'll show them all!
[laughs]
This just in, a diabolical
albeit haphazardly
thrown together machine
is attacking Bikini Bottom,
and is headed straight for
the Krusty Krab!
Why is the local news
always such rubbish?
Hey, Squidward, look.
I finally figured out
a way to get my mop wet
without dipping it
in the bucket.
SpongeBob, nobody cares about...
[thumping]
[laughs]
[grunts] Hey!
[Plankton] Krabs,
I want to see you!
[whimpers]
OK, boy, get out there!
Um, hello. What do you want,
robot thing, sir?
Oh, hey, Plankton.
What are you doing here?
I'm here for the secret formula,
you twit.
I want you to go in there
and tell Krabs
that if he doesn't turn over
the formula to me,
he will be subjected
to utter annihilation at my...
-Are you getting this?
-[gasps] Mm-mm.
Ah, moron!
OK, I'll make it simple.
Krabs, give me secret formula,
or I bring big boom-boom
to Krusty Krab. Got it?
"Krabs, give me
secret formula, or..."
-What was that other thing?
-Ah, forget it!
Bring on the boom-boom! [laughs]
Battle stations, men!
Here he comes!
We're all doomed,
we're all doomed,
we're all doomed,
we're all doomed!
Doomed, doom, doom-doom-doom!
We're all doomed,
we're all doomed,
we're all doomed,
we're all doomed!
Later.
[laughs maniacally]
[laughs]
-[all noise stops]
-Hey, what gives?
[both laugh]
[crashing]
[sobs]
Oh, curse you, cruel fate!
Once again,
you've left me covered in
the sticky goo of my own folly.
Only this time... I'm all alone.
[sobs]
[clears "throat"]
Karen! You've come back to me!
Actually, I just came
to get my keyboard.
Oh, I knew you couldn't
stay away, I knew it!
[sighs] Right, let me guess,
another failure?
What are you gonna do?
Machines these days, right?
Uh, listen, sweetie,
I'm sorry about what I said.
Truth is, I could never
replace you, honey bunch.
Let's go home, huh?
[sighs] OK.
Hey, I can whip us up a little
dinner, what do you say?
-Want me to leave you again?
-Or we could go out!
That'd be fine, too.
06x18 - Pet or Pests/Komputer Overload
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A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.
A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the city of Bikini Bottom on the floor of the Pacific Ocean.