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00x03 - The Queen's Jubilee

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Blackadder". Aired: 15 June 1983 – 2 November 1989.*
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An out-of-favor son tries to win the approval of his father, the king.

00x03 - The Queen's Jubilee

Post by bunniefuu »

Her majesty the queen
requests and commands...

that to celebrate her golden
jubilee she'll be hosting...

a classical music concert and a rock
concert here at Buckingham Palace.

Entry will be open to everyone
and will be entirely free.

Now, absolutely not.

I think this is a terrible idea.

We don't want thousands of people
wondering around here willy-nilly,

leaving orange peel in the petunias
and frightening the corgis.

On June the first and third the queen is
opening the gardens of Buckingham Palace


for two spectacular concerts with
a champagne picnic for everyone.

- I said to her, I said, You are
the queen, not Fatboy Slim.

There are twenty four thousand places.

- I mean it would just
be an absolute scrum.

Phone now for your chance to be there.

- If I have my way then
it won't be happening.

O nine hundred, nineteen fifty two,
two thousand and two