03x03 - Yikes! A Fake Goku Appears!! / Wedding Plans?

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03x03 - Yikes! A Fake Goku Appears!! / Wedding Plans?

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Wait right there! I'm coming after you!

A fake... !

An ordinary glass ball!?

Speak up! Where's the real one!

Take him!

Damn it!

A bird clutches the real Dragon Ball as it climbs high into the sky.

Will Goku be able to obtain the real Dragon Ball?

And what is the truth behind the mysterious army?

"Yikes! A Fake Goku Appears! "

The Dragon Ball that Colonel Silver's after is moving to the northwest.

Contact Silver immediately.

Our Red Ribbon army has at last determined

the location of all Dragon Balls.

It's only a matter of time until we rule the world as well...

Fool...

Silver here.

Colonel Silver, the Dragon Ball is moving northwest. Go after it at once!

Yes, without delay.

Let's move out!

That's strange... They have Grandpa's ball but the radar says it's going away from them.

I wonder if it's broken...

Oh well! I'll just make them give it back!

Paying all that money for a glass ball...

Shut up! The money isn't the problem!

Pilaf-sama! The radar shows the Dragon Ball moving in the opposite direction!

What?! Hurry and...

What's that?!

Him!

What do you want?!

Save me!

Give me back my grandpa! Then I'll save you!

W-what? Your grandpa? I have no clue what you're talking about!

I'm talking about the Dragon Ball you had! Give it back!

That Dragon Ball? It's a fa...

N-no, I'll give it back! I'll give it back!

I'll give you anything back...

Just save me!

I saved you, so give me back my grandpa.

Put this back together like it was before... ?

That's all we can do.

What's taking so long?

Oh, um... I'm having them look for it in the closet we put it in,

but they just can't seem to find it...

Well, how about a nice cup of tea?

Pilaf-sama!

We finished it!

Ow!

Oh! You put it back toge...

I mean, you found it?

Grandpa!

Don't!

Don't hold it hard! Hold it gently. Gently...

Gently?

Yeah, gently...

Gently?

Huh? Cracks...

Well, you've got what you came for. Now hurry and vamoose, I'm busy.

We wasted our time on something so insignificant!

Go after the real one at once!

Yes, sir!

Something's not quite right...

Grandpa's... !

Huh? What's going on?

This is where Mt. Frypan stood until a year ago.

Gyumao, who was said to be the emperor of demons,

has changed his ways and now lives in peace with the villagers.

Where is my Goku?

See, I want to see him so much that my little heart pounds this hard...

Chichi...

Dad?

Do you want to see that Goku that badly?

Oh my... I...

Don't worry, I'll have the old woman divine where Goku is.

Really?

Hondara hodaroka...

Hondara hodaroka...

God of Frypan... Reveal the location of Goku!

What's the matter, old woman?

Approaching, he is...

G- Goku's coming?

Just a little further...

Ant?

Hey! Be happy, Chichi! Goku's on his way here!

Huh?! Is Goku coming to make me his?!

Huh? Make you his? Aren't you still too young for that?!

No, age doesn't matter when it comes to love!

T-then in that case we have to get ready for the nuptial!

Dad, what's a nuptial?

It's a wedding! You're going to be Goku's bride!

Eh? M-me? Oh my... How embarrassing...

Villagers! It's a wedding!

A wedding!

The Dragon Ball is currently in Sector P ,

moving to the north-northwest at kph!

Strange. No aircraft have been detected.

Colonel Silver, I've found it.

It's off the port bow.

That's it! Who would have expected a bird would be carrying it...

W-what the... !?

This'll make for a huge yakitori for the wedding!

Colonel, that's Gyumao!

So this is Gyumao's territory?

Colonel! There's something strange over in that direction.

No! Let us conceal ourselves for the time being!

Pilaf-sama! Things have taken a turn for the worse.

We cannot use normal means against Gyumao.

Fool! I am Pilaf-sama, I am going to control the whole world!

I'll show you! I'll snatch the Dragon Ball from Gyumao or anybody else I have to!

But, Pilaf-sama!

Gyumao is the truly terrifying man who

was said to have been the emperor of evil gods and demons on Mt. Frypan long ago!

The emperor of demons?

You mean you didn't know?

O-of course I did...

Y-you don't know how a fight will turn out unless you try...

Welcome back, Gyumao-sama. Congratulations on Chichi-sama's wedding.

All we villagers intend to celebrate magnificently.

No, you're all too kind.

With the villagers celebrating, Chichi will be delighted too.

Gyumao-sama...

What is it?

Oh, c-could that be...

Alright! Commence the att*ck!

Pilaf-sama, please wait.

Huh? Why?

Um...

"Welcome, Mago Go Sora-sama"?

Isn't that read as "Son Goku"?

Isn't Son Goku that little runt on the cloud?

That brat...

But why are they looking at us and welcoming that brat?

It appears they've misunderstood.

Hey! Chichi!

Where did you go?! Goku's here!

Hey, old woman, have you seen Chichi?

Chichi-sama? She headed off to the hill behind the house earlier.

She said she was going to pick some flowers.

What? Picking flowers?!

I see. Chichi's become so woman-like.

All done, Pilaf-sama.

Okay! Shuu, put this on.

It suits you quite well...

Pilaf-sama! They'll see right through this in no time!

Shut up! No whining!

We have a - chance of winning a fight against Gyumao.

But it's easier to just trick him and snatch the Dragon Ball instead.

But I'm (watashi) not a very good Goku.

Don't use "watashi"! That brat uses "ora"!

Right..."Ora"...

And it's perfect that you have a tail too.

You can pull this off if you really want to. Got it?

Y-yes...

Oh, they're landing!

Hey, Goku! Thanks for coming!

We're all ready for the wedding!

Chichi's out at the moment but she'll be back soon.

Everyone, congratulate him!

W-wedding?

But you sure have grown a lot in such a short time!

And who do have we here?!

We're his friends!!

Where could they have gone?

Boy, I'm hungry.

Hey, aren't you Chichi?!

Oh my! So you came all this way here just for me, Goku?


What were you doing?

I was picking flowers to give to you... Here.

Once we get married I'll be your loving wife!

Married? What's that?

Playing innocent again? Really now...

Ow... For such a delicate-looking girl you sure are strong!

Oh my... how embarrassing...

Oh well! Want to eat this?

Huh? For me?

Pilaf-sama... I can't marry someone I haven't even seen before.

You fool. Who said anything about getting married?!

But isn't this a wedding?

Just play the part until we steal the Dragon Ball.

Once we find it we're outta here.

Y-yes.

Sorry, Goku. Chichi hasn't come back yet...

No, no, that's okay. I'm used to waiting.

You idiot! Say something about wanting to eat because you're hungry!

Otherwise we might not be able to escape!

R-right!

Ah! I certainly am quite hungry!

I certainly would like to eat right away!

Oh, right. I'm sorry.

Okay! We'll start the wedding once Chichi gets back.

I guess we'll start the banquet first.

Hey! Bring in the food!

Pilaf-sama... That's it...

So the Dragon Ball's inside there...

H-huh?

Let's first have a toast!

Chichi hasn't gotten back yet

but I would like to toast to gaining a fine son-in-law.

Okay, kanpai!

...Kanpai! ...Young boy! Congratulations!

Huh? Goku, don't hold back for politeness' sake.

You've gained many more friends! The villagers included!

Okay, then...

Hey! Have them give you some of that instead!

But I can't eat that much.

Just have them exchange it!

What are you whispering about? Let me listen too!

N-no, Goku-san here was just saying how much he'd like to eat some of that

instead of this scrawny little bird.

Oh, in that case...

I'll exchange it for you.

We're like father and son from now on,

so if there's ever anything you want, just speak up.

Goku, you're unexpectedly shy too!

Ah! A flying pig!

There aren't any pigs flying anywhere...

I don't know who they are but they sure have some nerve!

How dare they demolish a joyous occasion!

They're in for it now!

Who on earth are they from?!

Pilaf-sama! Let's escape while we still can!

What are you saying?!

This is the best chance to snatch the Dragon Ball!

Shuu! Wake up!

I am so hungry. I am so hungry.

W-what a monster!

Colonel... At this rate...

Don't worry.

Take this!

I- I can't see!

Now!

Now do you see the might of our Red Ribbon army?

Okay! All units, storm the village! Search for the Dragon Ball!

I did it! I found it!

Pilaf-sama! Hurry! Hurry!

Don't let him get away!

S-s-save me!

So when you call out with "Oi", I'll answer with "Hai"...

Oh my, how embarrassing!

Huh? Was I asleep?

Oh, really now!

You were just listening while pretending to be asleep!

Ouch! You really hurt!

Huh? What's that?

Ah... ! That's my village!

T-that's... !

Hey, Kinto Un!

Okay, hurry and get on!

Right!

Goku is unaware that Pilaf has stolen the Dragon Ball and run off.

Nor does he know of the mysterious army that's also after it... Red Ribbon.

Will Goku be able to catch up with them?!

Come along, fantasy,

I enjoy a mystery,

Don't you go hiding your youth!

Wanting to perform the mysterious,

Wanting to pursue the adventure,

Everyone is itching to go!

If you act like an adult and give up,

You'll never unravel the mystery of the miracle!

Go on and try to live even more wild and strong!

I'll give you a romance, I'll give you a romance,

If you will show me you're true courage.

I'll give you a romance, I'll give you a romance,

I'll give your pounding heart a glittery, shining dream!
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