03x18 - Monstourage

[bunniefuu]

It's alive!

Now this will only hurt
for a second.

Aaah!

My eye! My eye!

Ow! Ow!

Ow! Ow!

Aaaah!

And that's what will happen
if you flinch.

Oh, no, Arthur, this sh*t
doesn't go in your arm.

It goes in the tip
of your penis.

Go!

I am not a criminal.

Nice try, Mary Jane.
Now where's the f*cking coke?

No coke.
I am a witchdoctor.

Stop it!
Those are mystical items!

More like a mystical
ass scratcher.

No! No!
Do not do that!

You're going to open up
a dimensional rift!

Ben, you're human again!

Ben? Holy crap,
the Haitian was right.

Oh, Ben!
I'm so happy for you.

Oh, and I'm happy, too,
sweet cheeks.

Dr. Doom must be attacking.

Quickly to the fantasticar!

Wow, the Fantastic Four!

All shall kneel
before Dr. Doom.

Aaah!

Curses!
The Fantastic Flamer.

I'm the Human Torch, you ass.

My one weakness! Ugh!

Ugh!

Oh, did I just
hit something?

Oh, guess not.

It sure sounds like
I'm dragging something.

But I didn't see anything.

Hey, Dr. Doom.
Cool!

Give it up, Doom,
you're finished.

Doom shall never
cease his efforts

to destroy you all.

Never!
Doom is invincible!

Uh, wait.

Great Scott!
Ben, what did you do?

He was resisting arrest.

Looks like
a clean k*ll to me.

You're being
awfully quiet, Sue.

Bitch.

If I'm here, I wonder
where that Ben guy is.

Who is it?

It's clobbering time!

Holy sh*t!

Yeah, yeah!
Yeah, yeah!

Does, uh, Vic look
different to you?

Now who can tell me
a little bit about

the Battle of Hastings?

No, you put your hand down!

I've had enough
of your sh*t! Damn!

Damn! Damn!

I will k*ll you,
you little piece of sh*t!

Do you understand me?

Anyone else?

Oh, yes!

Where the hell am I?
Vibratron to Prime...

the Decepticons
must have captured me.

I don't know where I am,
but I'll increase vibration.

In other forest news,
a local girl

was anally violated
by a bear today.

Well, she ate
them bears' porridge.

You never eat
no bears' porridge.

The victim, -year-old
Goldilocks Sanchez,

is currently recuperating
in the a**l recovery wing

of the Westbrook
Medical Center.

The accused bear,
-year-old Papa Bear,

faces serious charges,

but has already signed
a five-year contract

with Vivid Video.

What, are you kidding me?

I've got a bear
anally porking chicks.

I'll sell a billion copies
of Papa Bear Pooper Party.

I mean, thank God
we live in a country

where you can film bears
having sex with humans, huh?

Oh, wait. We don't?

So long assholes!

I made this snow angel
for Grandma

because she is
an angel now.

I hate you, Grandma.

This is your captain speaking.

Well, it was a long flight,

but we're on our final
approach to London.

Now's the last chance
to use those lavatories.

Hmm, they sure are
pissing up a storm.

Can our system
handle that?

Oh, I'm sure it's fine.

Mayday!

We have a frozen pissball
emergency!

So here we are
in the hot sun,

the Queen is dead
in a crater,

and all around, the ground
is soaked with piss.

It's a mystery.

Please enjoy
tonight's performance

of Don't Be Ridiculous

starring perfect strangers
Bronson Pinchot

and rapper
Chris "Ludacris" Bridges.

What's going on, man?

Do you mind
if I sit right here?

Don't be ridiculous.
Thank you, thank you.

Man, it's a lot of fine-looking
hoes out here today,

you know what I'm saying?
Yeah!

Don't be ridiculous.

I'm Ludacris.
- Don't be ridiculous.

Nah, man, I'm serious.

That's my name, man.
It's Ludacris.

Don't be ridiculous.

It's Ludacris.

Don't be ridiculous.

m*therf*cker, I am not
to be played with.

Are you hearing me?

I will k*ll
your family!

Cousin Larry?

You wanna die,
m*therf*cker?!

Don't be ridiculous.

And I'm not
being ridiculous, bitch!

You wanna see ridiculous?
This is ridiculous!

That sh*t
was ridiculous.

# Don't be, don't be #

# Ridiculous #

Thank you.
Don't be ridiculous.

Yes, and don't be ridiculous.

Well, my dog is always
barking down that hole.

So I figured there's
gotta be something in there.

Rats, snakes.

Could be any number of
reasons to over bill you,

but not to worry.

I got something that'll
take care of the problem.

Eh, will that k*ll them all?

Nah, it's so I know
where to throw this.

# Happy, happy day #

# Fraggles say
it's a happy day #

# Happy, happy day #

# Nothing could
go wrong... #

Holy crap!
We gotta get outta here.

Run!

Hurry, hurry!

Aah!

Oh, that's bad.

What are we gonna do?
We have no home.

Hey, hey,
Uncle Traveling Matt has been

sending me postcards from
the outer world for years!

With their guidance, I'll find
us a new Fraggle Rock.

Wait, stop!

What's wrong, Wembley?

I see a terrible
thing coming.

Fire and death.
There's blood everywhere!

Something very bad
is coming.

You know, you gotta work
on the "pre" part

of premonition, douchebag.

In your balls.

Take that.
Yeah, kick the balls!

There you go.

I now have a vag*na.

What was that?

Uncle Matt says
they're called

"beep beep,
outta the way, assh*le!"

But they're harmless.

Outta the way,
assh*le!

Death.

You should have warned us.

I'm sure our troubles
are all in the past.

Oh, it's right behind us!

Go, go! Go, go!

Hey, guys, help.

Please k*ll me.

k*ll me, please.

Wait, wait! Stop!

I changed my mind!

Hang in there.
We're almost done.

I can't go on.
Just leave me.

We need food, Gobo.

We're starving.

I smell radishes.

He was right!
Look at all the radishes.

Hooray!

Eat up!
There's plenty.

We made it!

This is it, g*ng!
This is our new home!

And now, to start
repopulating.

Wait! I'm getting
another vision.

I see...

see...

that I'm gonna get
my freak on!

What is that?

Oh, no!

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #
# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk #

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #
# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk #

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #
# Ba-bawk bawk bawk #

# Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
bawk bawk #

Ba-gawk! Bawk.