Generation Q...
[CHANTING] Hey, ho!
They're taking down the signs right now.
Are you f*cking kidding me?
[GERALD] Once you knew
opioids were addictive,
you continued to promote
them as if they were not.
[DANI] We've been through this.
I know the line about user error.
Blame the addict, I get it.
Daniela, this is a disaster!
The trial will be over before it begins.
- I'm handling it.
- Make it go away.
I think I'm gonna have to
come out as a bisexual again.
Well, at least you got a -week
book tour to get it right.
- Where is Shane?
- Are they back from Vegas?
[TINA] What's the deal with
those two, are they together?
[ALICE] Okay. The answer is yes.
I'm really sorry, but I don't
think you're gonna be able
- to meet Marcus today.
- I'm still gonna meet him
eventually, right?
[BETTE] I can't even tell you
how many versions of that she made.
I look forward to seeing her.
[NURSE] Grab the cart.
[MONITOR DRONING]
[SOPHIE] I don't know where Finley is.
We got into a fight, and she left.
- Was she drinking?
- Yes. After she got a DUI.
What? My God!
Why are you with this person?
Because I love her.
[FINLEY] Hello? Come on, let me in.
[DANI] What's going on? Are you okay?
[FINLEY] Me? No, I'm
totally great, bruh.
[TINA] I want to know
why you can't be happy
- for me and Carrie.
- I am happy for you.
Are you still in love with me?
♪ I don't find trouble,
yeah, trouble finds me ♪
- [SHANE] Are you okay?
- [TESS] Yeah, I'm just nervous.
[SHANE] It's gonna
be what it's gonna be.
- [TESS] Yes.
- [SHANE] All right?
[SHANE] Relax. Should
you even be doing this?
[TESS] No, it's okay.
Hey, we're doing the right thing.
[EXHALES]
[KNOCKING]
[TESS] Okay, there she is.
[SOPHIE] [QUIETLY] Okay.
Hey. Sorry I'm late.
- [SOPHIE EXHALES]
- Got a...
It's okay. She's not here yet.
- Uh, thank you.
- Yeah.
I didn't know what to
bring to an intervention.
Ah, you brought ham.
Well, I mean, it's better
than champagne, right?
[CHUCKLING]
[ALICE] Forget it. Anyway.
No, I panicked, I got...
- [SHANE] Oh, come on.
- [ALICE] Hey...
[SHANE] Listen, there's
nothing to panic about.
[TESS] Yeah, it's gonna be great, right?
We're just gonna tell
her that we love her
and she's gonna go get help.
[MICAH] It might not
be that simple, though.
[TESS] I think it's
important we stay positive.
Yeah, but...
it feels fast.
Doesn't it?
[SHANE] Sophie, I
don't ever think there's
a really good time to
do any of this sh*t.
Yeah, but I-I don't...
I don't want to scare her.
And I don't want to force
her to go if she's not ready.
Hey.
She's gonna go, okay?
She's gonna go.
[DOOR OPENS]
Hi.
I got f*cking bit today.
Not by, uh, a kid.
By a parent, actually.
But it's kind of a long...
- Whoa! Hi.
- [TESS] Hi.
[FINLEY] What's going on?
[TESS] Um... come on.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come, come...
come sit with us in the...
living room for a second.
Hi.
Is there, like, a German
word for a surprise party
with, like, really bad vibes?
'Cause, um...
What's up?
We love you.
[FINLEY] Yeah, same, dude.
[ALICE] But, like, a lot, you know?
You're like a real ray of sunshine,
and, um, you're like a puppy, you know?
Even if it bites you, you love it.
- Okay... [CHUCKLES]
- We're worried about you.
Uh-huh.
[TESS] And we found a place
that we think can help.
Uh...
what kind of place?
[ALICE] It's amazing. It's, um...
[CLEARS THROAT] It's got a pool.
It has, um, an ocean
view, which is nice.
Um, a Top Chef finalist
does all the food, so...
It's a rehab, Fin.
Oh, sh*t. [CHUCKLES]
[TESS] Alice offered to pay for it.
[SHANE] Yeah, and-and look,
y-you still have your
job waiting for you
- when you get back.
- [FINLEY] Guys,
that's really, um...
But I don't think I
need to drink spa water
by a pool to, like,
get my sh*t together.
Okay, then, what do you need?
Nothing.
I had a bad night, okay?
[MICAH] It wasn't one night.
I'm in my s. I f*ck up
like somebody in their s.
I mean, what the f*ck
were your s like, dude?
Nah, nah, nah... Don't...
n-no. Don't do that.
Mine were amazing.
And you drank like, what, yesterday?
- What did I just say?
- Hey, look, don't...
- Don't come at me.
- [FINLEY] I'm...
I'm not coming at you
I'm just saying, like...
[EXHALES]
[SIGHS]
Please. Okay?
We love you.
[SCOFFS]
Really doesn't f*cking
feel like it right now.
Fin. Hey.
No. f*ck you.
I'm not going.
[MIRA WRAY'S "NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME"]
♪ Never gonna, never
gonna be the same ♪
♪♪
[DOOR SLAMS]
♪ My mama told me not
to fear my enemies ♪
♪ Know that I'm stronger
than I think I am ♪
♪ Take any longer
it runs in my veins ♪
♪ I've got a voice
and it's in command ♪
♪ I'm my own woman ♪
♪ I can feel it coming ♪
♪ It's never gonna be, never
gonna be, never gonna be ♪
♪ Never gonna be the same ♪
Hey.
Good morning.
[EXHALES]
Good morning.
Mm.
What are you gonna wear to the CAC gala?
Oh.
Well, you'll see.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
I know you'll look amazing.
I love it when we step out together
all fly and sh*t.
Am I gonna have to wait
till then to see you again?
Alice is throwing herself
a going-away party tomorrow night.
Oh... [CHUCKLES]
Would you like to come with me?
- Mm... yeah.
- [PHONE RINGING]
Oh, hold on, I just have to...
I'm sorry. I have to take this.
Hey. Could you just hold on one second?
[EXHALES]
Hey. Yeah.
Angie said she doesn't
want to go to the funeral.
Yeah, she said she's not ready to.
[EXHALES]
I know.
Yeah, I told her that.
She's lucky to have you.
So, see you tomorrow night?
Yeah, I look forward to it.
You, too.
Bye.
Sorry about that.
- Family stuff.
- Yeah. All good, I understand.
Tina gonna be there tomorrow?
Uh... yeah.
Probably, with her soon-to-be wife.
How do you feel about that?
Fine.
I'd feel a lot better
if you came with me.
Mm-mm.
Nah, I don't want to go...
just so you can convince yourself
you're over her.
[SCOFFS]
Okay, um...
you know, if you feel
uncomfortable going,
then-then that's fine,
but there's no reason to be accusatory.
I'm not sure that's true.
[SIGHS]
I'm nervous about you two.
You have no reason to be.
Well, I've come to
really trust my instincts.
Um...
Something about you and Tina...
makes me feel some kind of way.
She's the mother of my child.
And she'll always be in my life.
Mm. Of course she will.
And I think it's more than that.
Tell me I'm wrong.
You're wrong.
Hmm.
[SIGHS]
- [LAUGHTER]
- [ANGIE] Okay.
So I did go a little overboard
with the dresses, but...
if they're sh*t, it's fine.
I can I just send them back.
But, um... this is cute.
Uh... also, I, uh, I haven't asked,
um, if we could share a hotel room yet,
but I'm gonna do it. I
just need to figure out how.
Um, if we went the money
angle... I don't know,
I'll-I'll figure it out.
It's gonna be fine. Um...
- Ange?
- Yeah?
Are you okay?
Yeah. Yeah, why?
- Why?
- [PHONE CHIMING]
Mm.
Kayla texted me.
She... she wants to meet up.
Oh. Does she want you
to go to Marcus' funeral?
No, I can't.
No, I'm not going... no.
- Okay.
- 'Cause I, like...
Why would I? He doesn't know me.
- I'm not his daughter.
- I-I know that...
I'm not anything to him.
I'm literally just a girl.
[LAUGHS] And I... I didn't save him.
- And I could have...
- Stop. Stop. Stop.
[EXHALES]
You didn't do anything wrong.
None of this is your fault.
[SIGHS]
None of this is your
fault. It's not your fault.
You couldn't do anything.
It's okay.
It's not your fault.
[DANI] I'm sure you're exaggerating.
[GIGI] I'm not. I swear I'm not.
[DANI] There's no way you're
not the family favorite.
My brother's name
literally means "treasure."
My mom goes nuts every time he visits.
- It's like the king's in town.
- [LAUGHS]
No. We won't get past appetizers
before she tells you,
"Casper is the only one
who understands me." Guaranteed.
I'm excited to meet them.
They're excited to meet you.
But if they ask you
if we've slept together, lie.
- They're not gonna ask that.
- Lie through your teeth.
[WOMAN] Your dad's f*cking guilty.
Whoa.
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm fine.
[INHALES] I'm good.
All I have to do is get on the stand
- and say the right words.
- Okay.
I'm prepped within an inch of my life.
I could do this in my sleep.
If I need anything, I'll ask.
- Okay?
- Okay.
I hope that's true.
- [SHANE AND TESS MOANING]
- ["SUGARBLIND" BY KING MALA]
♪ Let me in the middle ♪
♪ All I want is everything I see ♪
♪ So anything you
got belongs to me ♪
♪ Babe, it's simple ♪
♪ You're on the
menu, perfect recipe ♪
♪ I'm sick and you
have got the remedy ♪
[EXHALES]
[BOTH MOANING]
♪ I'm sick and you
have got the remedy ♪
[PANTING]
[LAUGHS]
♪ Why don't you let me follow ♪
♪ To the garden of your mind ♪
♪ Where everything is sweeter ♪
♪ Love and I am sugarblind ♪
[CHUCKLES]
Okay, not to ruin the
mood, but Finley...
- Oh, God.
- [CHUCKLES]
What, are you gonna make me fire her?
Oh, if we keep letting
her work at the bar,
we're just enabling her.
[SHANE] Mm-hmm.
Mm, you want to draw straws?
[LAUGHS]
No. I think you should do it.
- Me?
- Mm-hmm.
- You're nicer.
- [BOTH LAUGH]
- You're not getting off that easy.
- Mm-hmm.
[TESS MOANS]
[PHONE RINGING]
[BOTH GROAN]
Who keeps their ringer on?
You know it's just for emergencies.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
You're not gonna get that, are you?
I have to.
[LAUGHS]
Hello?
No, you-you're... you're okay.
Is Reggie there with you now?
Good. Then you did good, Mom.
How about I... I'll call you back in,
uh... in two hours.
Yes, you can have Reggie set a timer.
I love you, too.
Bye.
You okay?
We should really talk
about hiring a new GM.
I have to go be with my mom.
Of course.
You know, Vegas actually isn't that far.
It's a... nice drive.
It's a short flight...
We could try, like,
a long-distance thing.
We could. Yeah.
Or...
you could move there with me.
I just, I have to go
take care of my mom.
I know. I know.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Did you hear that?
Paul Hollywood said
I had a soggy bottom.
Oh. Uh. No. Sorry, I've just been...
slammed trying to get everything
ready for you before you leave.
Oh, I was gonna tell
you, if you need a place
to stay while I'm gone,
you are more than welcome
to stay at my place.
You know, there's a key
in my office if you need to use it.
Uh...
I'm not, I'm not moving out.
Oh. Okay.
Yeah, I...
I can't do that to her.
She doesn't deserve it.
All right. Well, um...
if you want to talk about
it, I can clear my, you know,
schedule. I just have to
hang out with Tom later.
[TOM] Say hello to a cis man
named Tom! [LAUGHS]
I can't wait to explain to my mama
what "cis" means. You see
that elbow right there?
That is the elbow of a man
who is officially in a power couple.
- Oh.
- Yeah. Can I get some?
Yeah, you look good. You look good.
- Thank you.
- So are you guys gonna...
celebrate, or... ?
[ALICE] Well, we have that party and...
I can't even say it.
- Swan boats, baby!
- I let him pick.
Yep. You, me and Swanny.
I don't want to go.
[TOM] What? It's the perfect way
to keep her from
checking her Google Alerts
for reviews every two seconds.
Yeah... actually, will
you take this from me?
- I can't do it.
- Absolutely.
Well, you guys enjoy.
Uh, I'll leave you to it.
- Have fun.
- Okay.
I hope she's okay.
- Mm.
- We had a little, um,
little situation this week.
[SIGHS]
What's that face?
What? What are you talking about?
What's th... What is
this? What is this face?
This is my face. It's just my face.
What are you... ?
Oh, my God.
Oh... my God!
It's one bad review, Alice.
I'm sure you've read worse.
[GRUNTS] Twitter trolls are not the same
as The New York f*cking Times, Tom!
Yeah, but in a way, it's
not as bad as Twitter.
- How?
- Because those are
your actual fans. This is probably just
some cis dude who didn't
get it. See what I did there?
It says I should stay in my
lane, that's what it says.
You know who pushed
me out of my lane, Tom?
- That'd be me.
- Oh, yeah. That's right.
It was you! I didn't want
to veer out of my lane, no.
Because I have a very
successful talk show
that is very firmly in my lane.
Absolutely, but in
the grand scheme of...
So I'm gonna go.
Well, what about the swan boats?
Oh, my God. f*ck the swan boats.
f*ck their friends.
All the swan friends.
The boats...
You got a sh*t ton of flour
still on your face!
["OOO LA LA LA LA" BY RAYELLE]
♪ Ooo la la la la ♪
♪ Ooo la la la la... ♪
Pippa doesn't even really know Tina.
I mean, the last time she saw
us, we were actually fighting.
[METAL CLANGS]
I'm sorry. I'm still
pissed about the review.
Can you not take it out
on the egg separator?
I just can't believe she would make
that kind of accusation. Can you?
- [BOTH] Yes.
- Why?
I mean, I'm finally
in a good relationship.
And Tina's gonna get married.
What do you even buy middle-aged
lesbians for a wedding?
This?
- No. Definitely not that.
- Okay, good.
'Cause it reminds me
of Tom and the review.
Yeah, well, if it's any
consolation, Al, I get it.
The seafood cr*cker thing?
No. It's the first time
you've put yourself out there,
and you get b*rned.
[SCOFFS] I have a show called Alice.
- It's literally all about me.
- No. No, no. Don't... No, no.
It is not the same thing.
You do... bits.
Well, I am bits. I mean...
This is the first time
you put your guard down,
and you get punched in the gut.
Just admit that it hurts.
Being with Tess is making
you really introspective,
and I don't think I like it.
Yeah, well, that might be
over before it even begins.
[BETTE] What happened?
Yeah, what'd you do?
Actually, I did nothing. She's just...
moving back to Vegas.
[EXHALES] Well, I mean, you have to go.
I mean, a love like that
doesn't come around that often,
and when it does, you have
to be willing to do crazy sh*t
to keep it.
Who are you talking
about, Pippa or Tina?
Tess. I'm talking about Tess.
♪ Ooo la la la la ♪
♪ Ooo la la la la... ♪
Psst. Psst.
That sounds personal.
[SHANE] All right, answer me this.
If Tina was to show up at
your doorstep right now...
Well, I wouldn't know,
because I'm here with you.
[SHANE] ... and she says,
"I'm in love with you
and I want to try again",
- what do you say?
- [ALICE] Oh, my God.
What would you say?
- It's a, it's a flawed premise.
- Seriously?
[SHANE] Okay, you know what,
I wasn't gonna say anything,
but, Bette, if you are having any doubts
about... Tina getting married...
I am not having any doubts
about Tina getting married.
Carrie... is having cold feet.
Wait, what?
- How do you know that?
- [SHANE] All I'm saying is,
if there was ever a
time to win her back...
I think it's now or never.
[ALICE] Okay...
I, uh, I'm gonna need to know
if this wedding is on or not,
because I got to land on a gift.
One of the turkey basters?
- Ooh! Paella.
- [SHANE] Oh, relax.
[HARRIET] Please state
your name for the record.
[GABRIELLE] Gabrielle Sheridan.
I'm a medical researcher.
And you ran a medical trial to
test the addictive properties
- of opioids for Nùñez Inc.?
- [GABRIELLE] I did.
[HARRIET] And what
conclusion did you come to?
[GABRIELLE] That these
particular opioids
were more addictive than any other drug.
[HARRIET] And did
Rodolfo Nùñez know this?
[GABRIELLE] Yes.
I showed him the report myself.
[HARRIET] And what did he
do with this information?
- [GABRIELLE] He buried it.
-
Increased production,
- pushed sales.
- [PAM] Objection.
[GABRIELLE] As far as I'm concerned,
he's responsible for the death of
half a million Americans.
[PAM] Objection, Your
Honor. Speculative.
- [JUDGE] Sustained.
- [BANGS GAVEL TWICE]
[HARRIET] I'd like to
submit items Number
and into evidence.
Ms. Sheridan's report
and a second report from
three months later that show
vastly different results.
- Ms. Sheridan?
- [DANI] [QUIETLY] He lied.
[HARRIET] Is this the
report that you submitted?
- [GABRIELLE] It is.
- [HARRIET] Could you please read
- the highlighted portion for us?
- I'm not fine.
[GABRIELLE] Out of
individuals participating in...
I need you to get me out of here.
- Let's go, come on. Come on.
- Yeah.
[GABRIELLE] ... in the U.S.,
an average of approximately
to % of patients
who are prescribed opiates
for chronic pain misuse them.
A significant discrepancy
between that range and the %
figure from this trial suggests
that this drug is...
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
- It's just too much.
- I know.
- Too much.
- Hey. Hey,
hey, hey, hey.
Just breathe.
- I think I need to leave.
- [GIGI] Okay.
No. No, I can't.
- I can't leave.
- Hey. Hey. Hey.
Look at me, look at me.
Yes, you can.
Okay? Let's go.
[PAM] That's not a good idea.
- [GIGI] She's not well.
- I can't...
[PAM] You're a subpoenaed witness.
- I can't.
- The judge could
hold you in contempt.
- You could get arrested...
- I know it's hard,
but just try to be a f*cking
human being for a second.
Look at her.
- She needs time.
- [PAM] We don't have time.
That's your f*cking problem.
Want to go?
- Let's go.
- [PAM] Dani?
You'll be held in
criminal contempt of court.
- They will find you.
- Go f*ck yourself.
Hi.
Hey.
[EXHALES]
I'm sorry I blew up at you last night.
It's just...
No, I... [SIGHS]
It w...
It-It's okay.
You know? It's okay.
Thank you.
Tess fired me today because of...
whatever is happening.
I don't even know what to call it.
I'm sorry.
Thank you. That's nice.
- You want some mac and cheese?
- Ooh.
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
Yeah. You know, you're
kind of good at that.
- Thank you.
- Can you put hot dogs in it
- like last time?
- I was gonna put peas in it.
- [GIGGLES]
- You need some veggies.
You care so much about me.
[FINLEY LAUGHS]
Well...
All right.
So yes on the mac and cheese?
Uh, no, actually.
Thanks.
[GAS STOVE CLICKING]
[FLAME WHOOSHES QUIETLY]
Did you go anywhere this afternoon?
No.
Why?
Just... just, uh, wondering.
- Sorry you had such a shitty day.
- No, you're not.
[SOPHIE SIGHS]
You know all I want
is for you to be okay.
[FINLEY] Mm-hmm.
[SOPHIE] But I just hate...
[SIGHS]
I hate worrying about you.
You don't have to worry about me.
I'm here. I'm making mac and cheese.
I don't want to look through
the garbage, but I will.
- I...
- I can taste it on you.
I think I have to...
I have to stay at my mom's.
No, come on! You don't have to
do that. No, no, no, no. Sophie?
You don't have to go.
No, I do. I do.
I'm just asking you to let
me handle this my own way.
No, we have been doing it your way.
- You got a f*cking DUI.
- Oh, my f*cking God.
And then you pick these fights with me.
No, I don't.
Oh, and then you go missing.
I lost my phone!
And you piss in my ex's hallway!
Okay. Yeah, I get it. I'm a f*ck up...
And then you do that and
it is so f*cking annoying.
Okay, so why the f*ck are you with me?!
Because I love you!
[SNIFFLES] I got to go.
- Sophie...
- I got to go.
Please don't go. Please don't go.
I got to go.
[DOOR CLOSES]
[FOOTSTEPS RUNNING]
[JORDI] I would jump,
but I'm scared I'd, like,
actually snap my leg.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, God.
[JORDI] It's okay.
It's gonna be okay.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Hi. I'm Jordi.
- Hi.
I'm Kayla.
I'm sorry that I couldn't, um...
that I couldn't make it today.
It's okay.
It was weird.
I'm sorry you didn't get to meet him.
[ANGIE] No, you don't
need to worry about-about,
um... about that.
About me. He was, he was your dad.
[KAYLA] I just wanted you to know him.
So that, like...
he didn't disappear or something.
[SNIFFLES] Your mom brought by
the questions to the hospital
and um, I went around
and had my family answer them.
Oh, my God.
Oh, you did not have to do that, um...
Dude, thank you so much!
Can... ?
- People had the best stories.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Which one's your favorite?
Um... [CHUCKLES]
"What's your all-time
best Halloween costume?"
It's from my Uncle Nate.
"Marcus lost a bet to me when he was
and so for every single Halloween,
for the rest of his life,
he had to dress as Santa Claus."
- Stop.
- [LAUGHTER]
No way.
It was so stupid.
I swear, it's so embarrassing. [LAUGHS]
Um, what else?
Uh... um...
Let's see.
Um...
This one.
[OWL HOOTING]
[GENTLE MUSIC]
[PAM] We'll get your
daughter on the stand.
Our team will track her down.
[RODOLFO] Good. Good.
[PAM CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
[DOOR OPENS]
[DOOR CLOSES]
That's what I need.
I need to sleep.
How did the rest of the day go?
Jesus. Daniela.
Sorry.
- [EXHALES]
- I didn't mean to scare you.
What the hell happened to you?
I couldn't take the stand.
I just...
I couldn't do it.
It's okay.
It's okay.
You'll do it tomorrow.
Well, what if I won't?
[CHUCKLES] I need you.
Same.
I have given you everything.
But I don't want what you've given me.
Don't say that. I had nothing!
Nothing!
And you have everything
that you could ever need.
But I don't want any of that,
- I just...
- Dios mío.
I just want you.
Well, then save me.
Okay? You get up on that stand tomorrow,
and you testify for me, okay?
Do you have any idea what
any of this was like for me?
You can handle this.
No, I can't...
Yes, you can. You're
tough. You're my daughter.
I just need you to do
this little thing for me.
You just testify. Y-You
tell them the truth.
You tell them I'm innocent!
But are you?
Don't f*ck with me!
- I can't see you anymore.
- Okay, listen...
- No.
- I'm sorry.
I'm gonna go now.
No, Dani, cariño.
I'm...
Come on, please.
- [RODOLFO EXHALES]
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [CHANTING] Speech! Speech!
- [ALICE] Thank you so much.
Thank you so much for coming. Listen.
I know it's gonna be a big struggle
to be without me for over
weeks, so I thought
I'd make it easier
by getting you some hors
d'oeuvres, an open bar...
So, please, please enjoy. Thanks.
- [CHEERING]
- [APPLAUSE]
["TONIGHT" BY ALAINA
CASTILLO INTRO PLAYING]
They seem like they're
doing pretty okay to me.
Well, I'm sorry. What do I know?
Hey, thanks for planning all this.
Hey, my pleasure. You made me do it.
[ALICE] I did.
I, uh, I sent Tom a giant ten-pound bag
of gummy lobsters as an apology,
but I haven't heard back.
I'm sure he loved it.
Or I just reminded him
of his lethal allergy.
- Mm... you didn't.
- How do you know?
♪ Tell myself that I agree ♪
♪ Know I'm getting close,
won't take me much longer... ♪
- Tom.
- [TOM] Hey.
Mm-hmm.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- It's me again.
- Yep.
- Apologizing to you again.
- Mm-hmm.
I'm sorry I missed the swan boats.
Yeah. Well, you know, you should be.
People don't take
kindly to grown-ass men
all alone in tiny boats.
That review made me feel like dog sh*t.
Then we could've felt
like dog sh*t together.
That would have been nice.
Right?
- f*ck 'em. f*ck 'em!
- There we go. Thank you!
- f*ck 'em! f*ck 'em! f*ck 'em!
- I'm proud of what we did.
So am I. sh**t.
- Sh... sh*t.
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
I knew your attitude
would change once you read
the Bestseller List.
I'm sorry, what?
Don't act like you don't know
what I'm talking about, hmm?
- Tom, I shut my phone off.
- Oh, did you?
Are we on the Bestseller List?
- We're number eight, baby!
- Oh, my God!
[SQUEALS] We did it!
- No, you did it.
- We did it.
You did it. You did it.
Hey! Everybody, guess what?
We're on the Bestseller List! [SCREAMS]
- [CHEERING]
- [APPLAUSE]
- Nice work.
- Yes!
- Congrats.
- Yes!
- [GRUNTS] Thank you.
- Congratulations, Tom.
Honestly, I've never liked a guy
- more in my life.
- Me, either.
♪ Tonight, tonight I'm
solo dancin' in my room ♪
♪ Tonight I'm trying
to stay in on my own ♪
I got to go.
- Got to go do a thing.
- Mm-hmm.
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [QUIET, GENTLE MUSIC]
♪♪
Hi.
Hi. [CLEARS THROAT]
You're looking at me like you
have a crush on me or something.
Mm, oh, yeah.
I have a crush on you.
♪ This time, I'll be here to stay ♪
♪ Can't commit to
what I started... ♪
This reminds me of...
actually, when I first met you.
It was right here
at the end of this bar.
Yeah?
What, you don't remember?
[LAUGHING] N-No.
- Ouch.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
Really?
Did you like me right away?
- No, that's not what it was.
- Oh.
I was enchanted by you.
Oh.
Well... [CHUCKLES]
♪ I keep escaping ♪
♪ Scared to face it ♪
♪ 'Cause what if I'm not... ♪
I do like it here.
It's a very special place.
♪ Try to change it ♪
Yeah, I've never had
roots like this before.
♪ If home is where the heart is ♪
♪ Well, maybe I'm just heartless ♪
♪ 'Cause I can't seem to... ♪
I just... I don't think
I could ever leave it.
I get it.
♪ So I'll be on my way ♪
Do you?
I... Yeah. I do.
I totally get it. Um...
♪ Off to better days... ♪
I just...
I don't know that I want to
cry in here, so I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go outside for a minute, okay?
♪ I'm on my way, on my way ♪
♪ I'll be on my way ♪
♪ On my way, on my way... ♪
Is everything okay?
[SHANE] No, not really.
Hey, Tess, come on.
I don't know how you can
walk so fast in those heels.
Please. I'm not mad at you, okay?
I'm just sad.
All right, well, look.
I wasn't finished saying
what I had to say, so
can you stop for a second?
Please. Just stop.
I just can't believe that this
is gonna be the thing that takes
us down after everything
that we've been through.
What?
I'm in love with you, Tess.
What the f*ck am I supposed
to do with that now?
I don't know. Maybe say it back?
Jesus f*cking Christ, Shane.
I love you.
I love you.
Say it again.
I...
love...
you.
And I love you, too.
[SOFT CHUCKLE]
But I have to go and you have to stay.
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
♪♪
- ["STAYAWAY" BY MUNA PLAYING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
♪ If we go to the bar ♪
♪ Then there's gonna be drinking ♪
♪ If I drink, I wanna
see where you are... ♪
Hey.
- [CHUCKLES] Hey.
- Oh, hey!
Hey, I'm so glad you both could make it.
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I mean...
- we wouldn't miss it.
- No.
And Alice didn't really
make it seem optional, so...
[CHUCKLES] Yeah, she rarely does.
So I'm, uh, I'm going to
get a drink at the bar,
- Would you like something?
- Yeah, um, I'd love
a club soda with lime.
- Got it. Vodka? Double lemon?
- Thank you.
No, just kidding. Little comedy.
It was funny.
[CARRIE] Thank you.
♪ I gotta do what's hard... ♪
Can I talk to you for a second?
Uh... yeah. Of course.
Um...
I wanted to talk about us.
Um... okay. [CHUCKLES]
I mean, you... the other night,
you asked me
if I was still in love with you.
Bette, I... I don't know why I did that.
- I just...
- N-No, no, no. I mean, I tried
to put it out of my mind, but it just...
keeps coming back up.
[SIGHS] What are you doing?
I'm getting married.
I know. I don't mean
to overstep, I just...
I just think this is a conversation
that we need to have.
- I disagree.
- Okay.
Then I-I think it's a conversation
that I need to have.
I'm in a really good
relationship right now.
But I need to know
why did you ask me that
question in the first place?
Why did you ask me if I
was still in love with you?
It was a mistake, and
I never should've...
No, no, no, no. It wasn't a mistake.
It wasn't a mistake,
because it made me think.
I... want you to be happy.
And I want to be happy, too.
I want that for us.
- I want us to be happy.
- But then...
Shane and Alice, they-they
asked me what I would do
if you showed up on my doorstep
and-and said you wanted to try again.
They... they never should've done that.
- It just...
- No, no.
I'm glad they did, because it made me
realize that if you
did want to try again...
[CARRIE] Club soda?
With lime?
- Thank you.
- I knew this would happen.
- [TINA GROANS]
- Nothing happened.
You think I'm a f*cking idiot?
Nothing happened.
- She was just leaving.
- Tina.
You know, I am not a
violent person, Bette,
- but you make me so f*cking angry.
- Look.
I owe you an apology, Carrie.
- I do.
- Oh, Bette. Just go.
I don't want to hear anything from you.
- Bette, just go.
- I don't.
- Okay. Okay.
- Just go.
♪ Want your body, I want your skin ♪
♪ Tell me, baby,
where you've been... ♪
- Baby, that was nothing.
- She's in love with you.
No. Mm-mm. It doesn't matter.
Haven't I been saying that, Tina?
- Yes, you have.
- Over
- and over...
- But it doesn't matter.
Because I love you.
You have no idea what it feels like
to walk around trying to
measure up to that woman.
No one expects you to measure up to her.
- Do you hear yourself?
- What?
Did you hear what you just said?
No... I just mean that...
- I wouldn't do that.
- Okay.
- I don't compare you.
- Gotcha.
- And I would never do that.
- I got it.
- Honey...
- Listen.
I love you.
I really do.
Let's go home, Carrie. Come on...
I can't do this anymore, Tina.
- What?
- I really can't.
I've tried, Tina.
- No. No, baby, let's go home.
- No.
- That wasn't anything.
- No.
No... What?
[EXHALES]
[SNIFFLES]
You did this.
- This is not what I wanted.
- Oh...
I think this is exactly
what you wanted.
I hope you're f*cking happy.
Look, I am sorry.
♪ Kiss you... ♪
Pippa...
I should've listened to my gut.
I knew you weren't ready.
No, I-I am ready.
Pippa?
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Tonight ♪
♪ Do you feel ♪
- ♪ My love tonight? ♪
- [ALICE] Hey.
♪ Will you let me treat you right? ♪
[SNIFFLES]
["MOMENT" BY ROSES &
REVOLUTIONS PLAYING]
♪ Are you lost? ♪
♪ Are you lonely? ♪
♪ Are you missing
your one and only ♪
♪ Starting to write
the end of your story ♪
♪ Are you alive ♪
♪ Are you breathing ♪
♪ Have you lost all the feeling ♪
♪ In your fingers and
toes, body and soul ♪
♪ Nothing seems to be working ♪
♪ When it all falls down ♪
♪ When it all falls down ♪
♪ We just got to
get back, get back ♪
♪ Get back to the moment ♪
♪ Get back, get back ♪
♪ Get back to the moment ♪
- ♪ Get back ♪
- Oh, f*ck.
♪ Get back ♪
- ♪ Get back to the moment ♪
- Jesus...
♪ Get back, get back ♪
♪ Get back to the moment ♪
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
- ♪ Where it all began ♪
Sorry, Ma. I didn't see your text,
but... I can run to the store
right now and get you those...
Hi.
[SOPHIE] Hi.
I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
No. I don't want to hear that.
No, no, no. It's too late for all that.
I'll go.
What?
I'll go to rehab.
You'll go? Really? You'll go?
Hey.
[FINLEY CRYING]
Okay, I'll take you right now, okay?
Okay.
- I love you.
- I'm sorry.
No. I love you. I love you so much.
[FINLEY SNIFFLES]
[DISTANT SIRENS WAIL]
Casper, Cyrus, Jalil and Darius, right?
Bam! You got it. Oh!
[CHEERING, CLAMORING]
[LAUGHS]
Yeah. That's all of them, huh?
That's... yes. They don't bite, though.
I mean, Cyrus used to when he was six,
- but he's mostly evolved.
- Oh!
Ooh! [EXCLAIMS] Wow. Wow. Okay...
Um...
I-I don't know if I can do this.
I'm not even sure I
even know how to do this.
You know, be normal and have a family...
Well, you're not normal.
And I'm sorry, I can't
get you out of this.
I'm not trying to get out of it, so...
Good! So shut the f*ck
up and hold my hand.
- Okay. Okay.
- [LAUGHS]
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
[SPEAKING FARSI]
- [CLAMORING]
- [OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS]
♪♪
[SPEAKS FARSI] Dani,
this is my mom, Huma.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
[SPEAKING FARSI]
[SPEAKING FARSI]
[SIGHS]
Mom! Are there leftovers or
should I Postmates something?
- I'll make dinner.
- Wait.
Isn't the CAC opening tonight?
Yeah.
Just, I think I should sit this one out.
Why? You worked so hard.
It's complicated.
Mm.
Can I show you something?
Do you have a second?
Of course.
Come here, Ange.
What is this?
Open it.
[GIGGLES] It's so big.
Okay.
[BETTE] It's called "Her."
By Marcus Allenwood.
No.
I'm representing his estate.
He's gonna be my next show.
But this... this is yours.
- [ANGIE] Hmm.
- It's from him to you.
[INHALES]
[EXHALES] Thank you.
[SIGHS]
I so wish you had had
a chance to meet him.
Me, too.
You are so brave and so strong.
- [SOBS]
- You are.
Oh.
Well, that's 'cause I'm just like you.
[LAUGHS]
Among other things.
I think you should go tonight.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Because we don't know how much time
we have left.
So...
we got to make big moves.
[ALICE] How scared to fly?
You didn't tell me that.
It's not that I'm scared to fly.
I'm just scared of crashing. Okay?
And you know what? That's my cue.
Can you do me a favor?
I'm-a leave that there.
I got to pee.
Godspeed.
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
No... that would be crazy.
Please be a pen.
Please... be a pen...
No, no, no, no, no, no...
Yeah. Okay.
Little mess of a situation here. Okay.
♪ It's getting close ♪
♪ It's getting close,
it's getting close ♪
♪ It's getting close, it's getting... ♪
[PHONE RINGING]
♪ It's getting close,
it's getting close ♪
♪ It's getting close ♪
- ♪ It's getting close ♪
- Hello?
Yes, I'm on my way.
I'm leaving now.
♪ I just wish I could
find who I was before ♪
♪ Can't go back ♪
♪ I know that ♪
Are you gonna be there after?
Like...
Like, are... are we...
Yes. I'm gonna be here.
I'm gonna be right here.
♪ It's been a little while ♪
♪ Since we have ended ♪
Okay. I'll call you.
♪ We haven't mended,
we haven't mended ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... ♪
[FINLEY] Hey, man.
Hello. Welcome to Voyages.
[CHUCKLES] Thank you.
We have a great, state-of-the-art
facility here and...
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[HENRY] You ready?
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ What am I supposed to do ♪
♪ When most of me
still belongs to you? ♪
♪ It's been a little while... ♪
- [TOASTING IN FARSI]
- [ALL CLAMORING]
♪ We haven't mended ♪
[CONVERSING INDISTINCTLY]
♪ We haven't mended ♪
Mmm!
Mmm.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- ♪♪
- [DIALOGUE INAUDIBLE]
♪ Oh, we haven't mended... ♪
[OFFICER] Daniela Nùñez?
You're under arrest for
criminal contempt of court.
Go ahead and stand up for me.
Put your hands behind your back.
- Spread your legs, don't move.
- Excuse me.
Excuse me, this is
completely unnecessary.
Could you please... would
you please release her?
[OFFICER] No! Ma'am, do not touch me.
Ma'am! Do not touch me!
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- [CLAMORING]
Come back here! Hey, hey!
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
♪ What am I supposed to do ♪
♪ When most of me still belongs... ♪
[PHOTOGRAPHER] One more, one more!
- [REPORTERS CLAMORING]
- ♪ What am I supposed to do ♪
♪ When most of me
still belongs to you? ♪
♪ What am I supposed to do ♪
♪ When most of me
still belongs to you? ♪
♪ It's been a little while ♪
♪ Since we have ended ♪
♪ We haven't mended... ♪
Pippa Pascal?
Are we waiting on anyone?
♪ Oh... ♪
[GASPS]
- Hi.
- Hey.
Um... what are you doing here?
Can I come in?
[EXHALES]
[KING PRINCESS & MARK
RONSON'S "HAPPY TOGETHER"]
♪ I can't see me ♪
♪ Lovin' nobody but you ♪
♪ For all my life ♪
♪ When you're with me ♪
♪ Baby, the skies'll be blue ♪
♪ For all my life ♪
♪ Me and you and you and me ♪
♪ No matter how they toss
the dice, it had to be ♪
♪ The only one for me
is you and you for me ♪
♪ So happy together ♪
♪ I can't see me ♪
♪ Lovin' nobody but you ♪
♪ For all my life ♪