Chasing Valentine (2015)

[bunniefuu]

(chattering)

(synth music with female vocals)

(laughing)

(chattering)

Drink it up, drink it up.

Let me get a selfie with it.

What are you doing?

- Sorry.
- Chase won this.

He's a true artist.

- At bowling?
- This is a film trophy.

Ever won a trophy before?

And painting your wang gold doesn't count.

(laughing)

(chattering)

Sure you want to drive right now?

Here.

What do you want me to do with those?

I knew it.

I knew you thought these
things were bull shit.

You are such a prick.

Who's leaving who right now?

I'll get the rest of my stuff later.

- Scarlet, Scarlet, stop.
- What?

I'm trying to be happy.

And that kills you.

OK, OK, OK.

We need to be apart.

For now.

Gonna march right out that door.

You're gonna turn around
and be right back in here

seconds from now because you always do.

What are you doing, that's
my grandmother's ring.

Yeah, I know, passed
down for generations.

Worth zillion dollars.

(melancholy music)

, nine.

Eight, seven.

Six, five.

Four, three, two, one.

(laughing)

Hey, I'm sorry.

Just please, I know you're mad,

but just, when you get this, if you could.

Hey.

Yeah.

Where is she, can I talk to her?

Sorry?

Sorry for what?

What do you mean identify?

(melancholy music)

(muffled music)

♪ Doctor I've paid for
this painful melody ♪

♪ It's not so much a man ♪

♪ He's more like a respiratory ♪

Smells great.

How was your day?

It sucked.

I never should have became a lawyer.

Considering I hate most people.

Well, someone's got
to do the dirty work.

What is it?

This is old recipe
from my Aunt Inglemar,

Swedish meatballs.

Onions, with garlic and
extra, extra virgin olive oil.

You can never have too much of that.

She stopped cooking
for me a long time ago.

Even though I've rented this apartment,

she's still moving in with her sisters,

that's never good.

Open up for me, Michael.

Come here, you bad boy.

Yeah.

Can we just, I mean, hey.

But can we just talk for a little bit?

Oh, Michael's funny.

(laughing)

- Talk.
- No, I mean, like,

actually just like go for
a coffee or something.

Coffee?

What the hell are you talking about?

Just like get out of here.

What do you think this is?

Not here to make friends, all right.

Just got out of here
and we could just get, go,

- we could just...
- No.

You can keep the leftovers.

Thanks.

(ominous music)

[Brad] Hello?

What the f*ck?

You still have that answering
machine from the ' s,

dude, it's not the ' s anymore.

Call me back.

(beeping)

[Woman] Hi, I'm just
calling to say hello to you.

Wanted to hear your voice.

I know you're probably sleeping
or still working, perhaps?

Work junkie.

(laughing)

Anyways, I've been thinking
about what you said

and I'm ready.

Yeah.

Living together would be fun.

Then maybe I won't miss you so much, huh?

(laughing)

Anyways, you should call me.

Call me.

Call me.

You should call me.

(laughing)

Oh, I wish you were here
by my side right now.

You always make me feel special.

Special, special.

You are.

Amazing.

(laughing)

OK, babe.

(beeping)

(moaning)

(mysterious music)

Shit.

(humming)

Hey, you allowed to be here?

Oh, la la.

- You're serious.
- Yeah.

Does it look like I'm messing?

Get the f*ck out of here.

He's not gonna be happy.

I'm sick of desperate old men.

Look, you'll help me or what?

Yeah.

You remember what I said?

Don't trust people who make promises?

years ago.

Foster care, jail for little people.

Got two more lined up.

One of them's a little
different, but easy money.

And I'm done.

Hey.

Remember what I said.

Yeah?

You'll help me out of
whatever trouble I'm bound

to make for myself?

Hey, thanks for helping me out, man.

The client needs this tomorrow,

and they are breathing down my neck.

You need to get a clapper, all right?

You know how hard it is to sync sound

when you're just doing it blind like this?

Oh, don't worry about sound, I mean,

we can record ourselves if we want.

(moaning)

I can feel your balls slapping, you know,

that kind of thing.

She's good, though.

I'm thinking about putting
her in a new trilogy

I'm creating.

Hey, when's the last time
you've been out of the house?

Why?

Because you smell
like an old man's pubis.

You know I'm doing
you a favor here, right?

Your whole place is full of boxes,

full of Scarlet's stuff.

And I don't know if you've noticed,

but you've started stuttering again.

When I knocked on the
door, you thought I was

the delivery man.

- I...
- Come on.

- I just.
- Come on.

I want to show you something.
Hey, what.

What the f*ck is this?

The Eiffel Tower.

Ever been there in real life?

You have not.

Have you ever seen a volcano?

No.

You haven't.

I'm pretty sure you
haven't ridden bareback

with a coed on a rocket
that looks surprisingly like

a giant d*ck, I bet you haven't even seen

a real elephant or a real palm tree.

I have seen a palm tree.

Oh, congratulations,
you've seen a palm tree.

I'm talking about being an artist, OK,

which is evidently what
you're going for here.

And you can't be unless you see the world.

You have to experience things.

You can't sit in your home
all day like a f*cking pile.

That is why you are
coming with me tonight.

I thought you had to work.

I work in a bar, where the alcohol flows

like alcohol and the
sluts come in by the dozen

looking for guys just like
you to get on their jock.

Let's get weird with our dicks.

Say it with me.

[Man] This is a latch ditch attempt.

I don't know, I don't
think there's much here,

he's from his own yard line.

There's not much of a play here.

Oh, look at Perdecky
on the other side line.

Poor guy, heartbreaking, holy cow.

No, no, no, no.

f*ck.

(rock music)

(sirens blaring)

(barking)

(chattering)

And a suave businessman like yourself

would probably appreciate the fact

that I'm currently in
preproduction on a slate

of erotic thriller, their porns.

All about tit f*cking.

No one's ever done that before.

You could get in on the
ground floor for $ ,

you could be my executive
producer, $ , .

f*ck.

Brethren, you look amazing.

(chattering)

Try this.

It's called a Cold Nicole.

Another invention?

I name all my drinks
after women I want to bang

and assholes who don't tip.

Nicole, hi.

Looking forward to
entering you at some point.

You look amazing.

You look a little bit like
a magician, but that's fine.

You're here, putting
out the vibe, I love it.

Yeah, to, to, to.

No stuttering, no stuttering.

Remember, you are a Oscar-ish winner,

you know, that little trophy.

Think about it like that.

You're a filmmaker, award winning.

Cheap plastic toy rip off.

That's not the way you want to think.

For those five minutes
in that post secondary

institution, you were an award winner.

Think about it like that
and you'll go from there.

I think I'm just gonna
take off, actually.

And do what?

This just doesn't feel right.

Stay.

Have another drink.

And let me introduce you
to a couple of co-eds

that I think would be
interested in a guy like you.

Who the hell is this?

- What?
- This.

It looks like a poster
to an excellent film,

- I don't know.
- A woman found it

- in the restroom.
- I don't go in

the women's restroom.

- In my office, B-Rad.
- f*ck.

(rock music)

(sentimental music)

(chattering)

(muffled music)

No.

We are not all right yet.

Hey, man.

Oh, geez, sorry, sorry, sorry.

What the hell was that?

Don't worry about it.

On the house.

This is not a big deal.

This is on the house.

sh*ts, everybody, sh*ts.

(melancholy music)

(laughing)

Chase, buddy.

[Woman] You should call me.

Call me, call me.

You should hug me.

(laughing)

The other night was so fun.

I love it when you take time off for me.

Makes me feel so special.

f*cking bloody hell.

What time is it?

Do you know where you are?

You know that chalkboard
is really quite girlish.

Does a girl live here?

Or are you just a
year old teenie at heart?

Do you lure children back here?

Is this a child pornography ring?

Do you have an ash tray?

- What the f*ck?
- The Brit, seriously?

What?

You know, I gave you a key
so that you could crash here.

A random on my couch?
Do you have an ashtray?

We came to have a drink.

No.

We came to have a nap. Ashtray.

(moaning)

Good stuff.

That's not.

Never mind.

You don't smoke, do you?

Dude, I hate to do this, man,

but apparently I agreed to work today.

What?

She's leaving, she just needs a ride

to her friend's place.

And I'm here editing your crap.

f*ck off.

I would drive her
myself, but I am f*cking

still hammered.

What do you expect me to do?

I don't even have a car.

You do now, bitch.

It's like riding a bike.

[Woman] You have seven new messages.

To listen to your message.

I have a package for a certain woman.

[Michael] Hey, Ingrid?

Is that your real name?

Anyways, it's Michael
from the other night.

Swedish meatball.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna
ask you out for coffee again

or anything, yeah, but I was wondering

if I could make another
appointment perhaps.

That's my husband, but
he's not here right now.

Do you want to deliver your package to me?

(beeping)

[Michael] Hey, it's me again.

I don't remember if I left you my number.

It's .

(ominous music)

Just put it all down, OK,
I told you I'm good for it.

Come on, man, you know me.

Thank you.

(screeching)

Sup?

Is that a cassette player?

- Yep.
- Cassettes, too.

Move, move.

Move.

(laughing)

My mom used to listen to all
the classics on cassette.

Stevie Wonder.

Curtis Mayfield is the best.

Freddy's Dead, my favorite.

About a junkie that didn't make it.

Scarlet mix tape volume four.

Are you ready to go?

(muffled music)

Never Got to Say Sorry,

True Story of a Lost Love.

Pretty on the nose, don't you think?

Do you mind?

What's that?

It's nothing.

No, thank you.

(laughing)

All right, you're one of those people.

You know they say that black licorice

is like the Smiths.

Not everybody likes them, but the people

that like them really like them.

Well, that's.

That's.

What are you trying to say?

- That's.
- Great?

Great.

(laughing)

What's wrong with you?

I mean, not that there's anything wrong,

what, did you hit your head or something?

No.

I just like to ask people
questions, hear their stories,

you know?

What makes them the way they are.

You know, I'm a writer, too.

Yeah.

Wrote a story once in fourth grade.

It's called the Day I Grew Six Feet.

Except they were actual feet,

and I grew them in my backyard.

They ended up running around
downtown wreaking havoc.

Had to herd them back like cats.

It's stupid, right?

Did they sleep in shoes?

(laughing)

Anyways.

Thanks.

Have a good life.

Hey.

What?

What's your name?

Valentine.

You leave the house,
you end up running K.

Yeah, we're not doing the
whole healthy juice stuff.

It's not a juice bar.

I am in a bar bar, am I not?

I could squeeze you.

Something for you.

Got me working here.

Here you are.

It's fall, but I like
to add a little summer

to everything I do.

Thanks.

Just juice, seriously?

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Could add.

Didn't know you were a vodka jogger.

(knocking)

Look, I'm so sorry about his.

It's gonna be more than we thought.

Five more.

How?

They think they earned me?

f*cking assholes.

Remember that girl
Ashley, from New York,

the loud mouth?

- Yeah.
- Well, she's missing.

What, back in New York?

No, I don't think so.

This was a dumb idea.

Maybe I'm only good at one thing.

Hey, I've seen you do
like five things at once.

You gonna pick me up tonight?

Hey, beautiful salad
for a beautiful woman.

You look hungry.

That's very kind.

I'm twice your age.

That would make me what, ?

Can a year old do this?

It's very impressive, did
you learn that at summer camp?

Arts and crafts, maybe?

No, I was more of a bow and arrow guy.

I know your type.

Steve Andrews, made out behind the canoes,

and I never saw him again.

I would never do that to you.

I would take you out on the canoe,

then we would make love.

♪ Hey ho hey ho ♪

♪ Hey ho hey ho ♪

You know what, buddy, I'm fine.

I said I'm fine.

If you need a place.

I'd only be for a couple days.

I was supposed to stay with a friend,

but I'll help out around the place.

So thank you, love.

So what is with the accents?

(engine starting)

[Michael] Hey, Michael here.

I'm leaving you another message.

I've been texting, but I don't know

if you get texts, so I'm not
trying to bug you too much,

but I wanted to see if you
would do another session.

That's Fort York Boulevard.

That's the address, in
case you've forgotten.

♪ All right take the
moonlight to the end ♪

♪ Can't do it all ♪

♪ And the day brings you
near me and I and you ♪

♪ Here we come together I'll fall ♪

♪ Greeted by norms ♪

♪ When we cross arms ♪

Cigarette ash free, I promise.

♪ Fantasies ♪

How old are these?

♪ When we come together ♪

You mean, besides the
cat's ass and the flaming

- chicken of death?
- Yes.

♪ When we cross the lines ♪

You know how when you first wake up,

you don't even have control
over your thoughts yet,

and the very first thing
that rushes to mind is

someone else.

No.

God, that would be so f*cking awful.

(honking)

That's for me.

Yep, OK.

I'll be back.

Sure.

♪ Do it all ♪

Bye.

(tense music)

♪ Plug me in ♪

I have the plans of a head.

You want to get them closer.

You should have mask on.

But I don't have one.

I hope you like pickled herring.

- Hey, you need some help?
- No, I was just.

I think you're really hurting it.

Hey, I have some things to take care of,

so I'm gonna take off.

I just wanted to let you know.

Take care of what?

What do you actually do for money?

Nothing, I told you.

Nobody does nothing.

I know you saw me last night.

Alex told me.

Who's Alex?

Is that your?

Is that?

Friend.

OK, fine, I'm a natural culinary artist.

Is that even a thing?

It's my thing.

(sentimental music)

(typing)

- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

(moaning)

- Dude, teets.
- Yeah.

(foreign language singing)

(foreign language spoken)

- I'm uploading it right now.
- You're usually two

days early.

I make promises to people
and now I look bad.

- I can't help you with that.
- Just let me know.

Are you busy with that girl?

- No.
- Valentine?

- No.
- Clemntine, whatever

- her name is.
- This just,

really isn't my thing.
Fine, whatever.

Just send it, OK?

Yeah.

[Man] Down five five, six
seconds left on the clock.

There's the snap, he dips back.

He's close, he's flushed out
of the pocket by Johnson.

He steps in, he sails up, throws the ball,

it's downfield, hail
Mary, into the end zone,

touch down, he's got it...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- f*ck.
- Incredible.

- f*ck, f*ck.
- What a comeback.

Oh my God, I don't know what to say.

In all my years, incredible.
f*ck.

(snorting)

(ominous music)

This is the bench that
my dad used to take me to.

You know, it was like our bench.

It's just funny because I didn't even like

amusement parks or rides.

So I guess I probably should have known

that he was just taking
me here to feed his habit.

And I also probably should have known that

good old Uncle Eddie was
actually a completely

unrelated drug dealer.

I don't blame him, though.

- After mom died.
- Jesus.

Anyway.

It's all right, he found
lots of replacements.

Have you ever dealt with a parent dating?

- No.
- It's the worst.

What happened with your?

Oh, my mom.

Well, she.

Went with men for money.

And other things.

To be honest, I think she liked
it more than she liked us.

You're letting this place go.

Yeah, I fired my maid.

(laughing)

You know people are hunting you.

Yeah, relax.

Here, just relax, we're straight.

We're not.

Look, man, if that Valentine chick's out,

she needs to pay up.

So either she does, or you do.

All right, just tell 'em to lay off, OK?

I'll get it.

You're crazy.

You're f*cking crazy.

(guitar strumming)

♪ Is there a feeling in your bones ♪

♪ Simply wasn't there before ♪

♪ It's in the air ♪

♪ It's in the water ♪

♪ Wasn't ♪

♪ There last week when you went home ♪

♪ Is there a feeling inside your mind ♪

♪ Keeps replaying all the time ♪

♪ Can't erase it, can't disguise it ♪

♪ It's getting clear across your eyes. ♪

♪ Rewind, replay ♪

♪ Repeat ♪

♪ Rewind ♪

♪ Replay ♪

♪ Repeat ♪

♪ Rewind, replay ♪

♪ Repeat ♪

Sorry you had to hear that.

I haven't played in so long.

I used to play all the time,

but then, I don't know, it just got busy

and then I wrote that
song when I was like

and I haven't really
written anything since, but.

♪ Is there a feeling in your bones ♪

♪ That simply wasn't there before ♪

♪ It's in the air ♪

♪ It's in the water ♪

♪ It wasn't there last
week when you left home ♪

♪ Rewind, replay, repeat ♪

♪ Rewind, replay, repeat ♪

♪ Rewind, replay, repeat ♪

I'm surprised, and I'm
not easily surprised,

of a horrifying life.

To be honest, it doesn't
even totally feel like me.

Which could be a good thing.

Just don't get hurt, man.

I was actually wondering
if I could get your help

with something.
What do you need?

What are you doing on Halloween?

No.

Is it back, baby?

The best God damn cocksucking
f*cking party in the city?

The costume party to
end all costume parties?

Is that back, baby?

Sorry I didn't let you
throw it last year, man.

Totally get it.

I know, this thing's
like Christmas to you.

It's like Christmas with a boner.

(banging)

(vibrating)

You will never guess where I am.

Look, I need that money back.

No, no, I knew you would do this.

I've just changed my mind.

I don't have it.

What do you mean?

Look, I said we were gonna be...

That was my life savings.

I said I would take care of you.

[Brad] Can you just not
mention that part of my life

when you meet her?
You mean the whole

other job involves working with
naked women constantly part?

[Brad] Yeah, I don't
think she'd be too into it.

She's more refined than that.

- Refined?
- Yeah.

Who am I talking to right now?

- What?
- I'm just saying, man.

This is not the B-Rad
we all know and love.

Hello?

Valentine?

(muffled music)

Hi.

Hi.

- How are you?
- I'm good.

- Good.
- I'm like a doctor.

Always on call.
I appreciate that.

Although I hate doctors.

- I'm not really a doctor.
- Good.

(laughing)

Listen.

My friend Chase and I, we used to do this

great Halloween thing, and it's back.

You want to come?

What kind of thing is it?

It's a party.

Wow.

Would we go trick or treating first?

(laughing)

Will you come?

Prague, if I could go anywhere.

That's where you should go.

You know, we get lost in
streets full of strangers,

delirious on absinthe.

Go find a park where
Kafka played the violin.

Fall in love with a clock tower

made in the th century.

Oh, I hope you don't.

(beeping)

- Give me.
- No way.

- Come on, I'm serious.
- I am, too.

I got to go.

Why?

- I have to, he needs me.
- For what?

Look, you don't know the whole story.

- Yeah, don't I know it?
- Don't.

Don't what?

What are we doing here?

What's your deal?

My deal?

Yeah.

Who are you, really?

I'm here.

You don't need to see that.

Yeah, but what is with
being all these other people?

The accents, playing dress
up in stupid costumes,

why can't you just be you?

Sometimes I just
don't like being me, OK?

I just don't.

That is part of you, too.

OK, all of it.

And you know, maybe some
of us actually like you

being you, OK?

You know, I've got a riddle.

Why don't you just try being yourself

and see if the world ends.

It's not a riddle.

(ominous music)

- They're coming for me.
- What did you do?

I lost it.

- I lost all of it.
- Jesus.

They said they're gonna hurt me.

What do you need?

There's this guy, a real rich guy.

- They call him Fat Bobby.
- Nice.

(chattering)

(knocking)

- Hey.
- Hi.

Out of the way, Halloweener.

Come on in.

Let me take your coat there.

This is a screaming banshee.

I just mixed it for you.

It's about proof.

Good.

It's very good, thank you.

Jeff, tell her what you do.

I wear hats for a living.

(laughing)

No, he's an amazing DJ.

He brings a tiger shark on stage.

Yo, bro.

How are ya, good to see
you come out of retirement.

You should do more of these.

(ominous music)

(ringing)

Hey, it's me.

Sorry, this is silly.

I guess I just wanted to hear your voice.

I was thinking about that riddle

that you told me and I
think I'm gonna take you up

on it, because if you
like me, that's at least

one less person I have to convince.

(knocking)

You're Fat Bobby?

I've been working out.

You really are something special.

My name is Monique.

Let me get to work, OK?

I thought you were
supposed to be French.

(foreign language speaking)

You are aware of the rules?

Yeah, yeah.

You're the trick who doesn't f*ck.

I'm sure we can find you someone else,

we can call it even.

That would be the best idea ever.

We should invite that
upstairs guy named Mark,

he's a nudist.

Like maybe weird gremlins, then I got.

(soft rock music)

Put it down.

I'm not hungry.

Now.

I'm gonna sit over here.

And you.

You're gonna get undressed.

Or is that against the rules?

Let me see.

Tell me what a bad little
girl you've been in school.

I thought I was a French maid.

You're whatever the f*ck I say you are.

You're doing this part time, right?

To help pay your way
through school, right?

Up.

Hey, what are you doing?

Shh.

What are you afraid of?

You've been a bad little
girl, haven't you?

- Answer me.
- Yeah, yeah I have.

I knew it.

(grunting)

(ominous music)

(ringing)

(rock music)

- Hey.
- Hey.

How was the party?

- Nothing special.
- Sounds nice.

How about you?

I don't think I'm gonna be going back.

- Are you?
- Thank you.

For what?

I don't know, but it feels good.

(melancholy music)

You know what I've been craving all night?

Jamaican patties.

What do we think that means?

I've been cooking for too many losers.

- You want one?
- Why not?

[Man] Way too fast.

- What?
- This.

Chase.

Brad.

OK, listen to me.

What's going on?

Chase, I.

Did he?

Set this up?

Yeah, I knew Brad from
before, but it's not

what you think.
Of course he would do this.

Did he pay you to pity f*ck me?

I don't sleep with
people for money, assh*le.

God, I'm such a f*cking idiot.

Brad did pay me to hang out, Chase,

at the bar that one time.

I didn't even want to take
the money because you ran out.

Why the f*ck are you still here?

Where's Brad?

Hey, bro.

How you been?

(grunting)

What the f*ck?

[Chase] I can't believe
you did this to me.

You're such a f*cking d*ck.

I'm a d*ck?

I'm the guy who checked
on you for six months.

I gave you a job that you could

do out of your own apartment.

Fine, it was a job that
was beneath you, but,

that's not f*cking fair.

I'm a d*ck?

Do you ever ask me about me?

Do you ever just call me up and say,

"How are you doing?"

No, you don't.

We talk literally everyday.

About your f*cking depression.

I have spent times two, , I don't,

a lot of f*cking days talking
about your depression,

and I'm the d*ck.

Not depressed anymore.

Pissed.

I'm not depressed.

That's good news.

Certainly lightened up.

You learned to throw a punch
in there, somehow, too.

(breathing heavily)

- f*ck.
- Did you think

- I wouldn't find out?
- What?

- f*cking nerve.
- What?

What are you talking about?

Bob's not doing too well, Alex.

You, I didn't do anything.

No.

No, no, Rob, come on, man, please.

(grunting)

Wait, please, please, please,
please, please, don't,

I didn't do anything.
Where is she?

Who, who, I don't know
who you're talking about?

Your f*cking foster care friend.

I don't know.

Please.

(beeping)

(sentimental music)

[Woman] This would be.

(squeaking)

So embarrassed.

No need, trust me.

Sorry about what happened.

Brad told me.

She leaving for good?

Yeah.

You OK with that?

She lied to me.

Who doesn't?

Try faking a marriage for years.

- Sorry.
- Don't be.

I'm not.

Relationships.

Hell, life sucks a lot
of the time, but don't

let that stop you from
experiencing the time

it doesn't suck, you know?

If it's not one thing, it'll
be something else, trust me.

You ever consider motivational speaking?

Yeah, I'm probably still
just buzzed from last night.

(sentimental music)

I don't give myself to them.

They don't even get a piece of me.

They don't get this.

This is me.

(knocking)

Hey, you're Chase, right?

Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm looking for your friend,

she's about this tall, real cute.

Do you know where she is?

Yeah, if I did, I
wouldn't be here, would I?

Hey, I'm gonna use your bathroom, buddy.

(knocking)

What exactly do you think
is going on between you two?

Are you guys like dating?

You think you're her boyfriend,

is that what you f*cking think?

- You should probably just...
- Yeah?

- Hey, hey.
- Where is she?

Where the f*ck is she? She left.

Oh yeah, funny guy?

(grunting)

(coughing)

You don't understand.

I need to find her.

I need to talk to her.

You have to tell me where she is.

(grunting)

(coughing)

(ominous music)

(knocking)

Would you just, not now, man.

(knocking)

Yeah, OK, fine.

Someone doesn't understand what the f*ck,

hey, hey.

Got my texts?

- Can I?
- Yeah, yeah, come.

Yo, Chase.

Jesus Christ.

Bro, I did not know it would come to this.

Brad, you have to tell
me everything you know

about this girl, all right?

Who is this guy, what am I dealing with?

So.

How are your dreams coming around?

About as well as your marriage is.

Ouch.

Sorry.

No, I deserve it, I
mean, f*ck, just look at me

right now.

You deserve to be happy.

I mean, at least as much
as anyone else does.

This is so cliche.

- What?
- Paying you to be

my therapist.
Therapy's expensive.

I know.

And they charge double for couples.

Yeah, and it's not either way.

I know, that's what I'm saying.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

No, I mean.

Why aren't you traveling the world and

living a life?

What do you mean, this
is me living my life.

You don't see it, do you?

What?

Just like how amazing, like...

What?

You are.

Forget it.

I have to go.

- Look, I'm sorry.
- Please, I can't,

I'm just gonna go, all right.

- Would you just?
- Michael, seriously,

- I'm just gonna...
- No, just.

(knocking)

We're good, man.

(yelling)

(pounding)

Jesus f*ck, does no one listen anymore?

- Where is she?
- Whoa.

Where is the girl?

- What girl, man?
- f*ck you.

You said we're good.

I know she's f*cking in here.

Yeah, like we're good
man, like you know,

we'll see you later.

Do not try and f*ck with me.

Tell me where she is.

- f*ck off.
- Where the f*ck is she?

- Alex.
- What the f*ck

is going on here, man?

Stop it.

Why, why did you do this?

I told you, I told you
they were f*cking serious.

Alex, listen, you don't have to do this.

Yes, I do.

No, God, no.

I told you, you did this.

- Let her go.
- Holy f*ck, shit.

It's a party in here.

- Chase, don't.
- Slow down, man.

f*ck you, don't you
f*cking tell me to slow down.

You slow down.

Alex.

Alex, you need help, OK?

I need you to help me.

Help me, help me.

Please, please.

(grunting)

Hey, it's all right.

She's done, she's done, OK,

- hey, it's over.
- f*ck you.

Look at her, man.

You care about this girl?

Yeah.

- What?
- Yes.

- Then stop.
- No, f*ck you.

Back the f*ck up, back up.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

But I have to do this.

(electronic music)

(g*n sh**ting)

(ominous music)

So, you're the girl.

Tough.

I like it.

Hey, look, I have nothing to do with it.

Hey, shut the f*ck up.

Let her go.

Thing is, you hurt
one of our top clients.

I get it, the guy is f*cked up.

But for us, he was the golden goose

that laid the golden egg.

Yeah, well, he had it coming.

All I know is it's
gonna take a lot of work

to pay this off.

And I don't like unstable employees.

So that leaves us in a predicament.

Look, I can come up with the money.

I mean, we don't care about...

We don't care about all this?

Well, I care a lot.

Chase, don't.

It's an heirloom.

It's worth a hell of a
lot more than all this.

You take it, you walk.

(melancholy music)

(knocking)

Valentine, wait.

That, that is my world.

You're not a part of it, and
I'm getting the hell out.

But you left that note,
you wanted me to find you.

Don't Chase.

(melancholy music)

Chase.

I figured I'd swing by my dad's favorite

theme park bench one last time.

My flight's in two hours.

It'd be nice to see
you just one last time.

Thank you.

It was my mom's.

Guardian angel.

Chase.

I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry that I ran off.

Here, I thought it
might come in handy during

a lonely night in Prague.
Very first mix tape.

On an actual cassette, none the less.

Damn right.

That's what a mix tape is.

What am I supposed it play it on, though

because I don't.

Oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.

I'm sorry, I don't really,
I don't really know

how to do this or what to say or.

I guess.

(sentimental music)

Have a good life, Valentine.

(swelling music)

(gentle rock music)

♪ Bought some whiskey
at the corner store ♪

♪ Yeah it was stuff we can't afford ♪

♪ Let's climb up on the roof tonight ♪

♪ The stars above the city of light ♪

♪ We break bread ♪

♪ We drink wine ♪

♪ We play records ♪

♪ To fall in line ♪

♪ Take the train to a stop ♪

♪ Broken buildings on
the side of the road ♪

♪ We got some of the night ♪

♪ It's a luxury ♪

♪ Trying to keep ♪

♪ We drink beer ♪

♪ And take it back ♪

♪ Tucked in ♪

♪ And make plans ♪

♪ When you're feeling down ♪

♪ And you got to get out of this town ♪

♪ But your roommate's gone ♪

♪ Drive as fast as we can ♪

♪ But if the money's tight ♪

♪ And you can't afford to leave tonight ♪

♪ Take the bus to the beach ♪

♪ Get the least of the weed cigarette ♪

♪ Don't need much power to turn ♪

♪ Yeah, we don't need much
power to have a good time ♪

♪ When you're feeling down ♪

♪ And you gotta get out of this town ♪

♪ But your roommate's gone ♪

♪ We'll drive as fast as we can ♪

♪ But if the money's tight ♪

♪ And you can't afford to leave tonight ♪

♪ Well, take the bus to the beach ♪

♪ Got the rest of our weed cigarettes ♪

♪ We don't need much to have a good time ♪

♪ Yeah, we don't need
much to have a good time ♪