Far Far Away Idol (2004)

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♪ Once you've had a taste of her
you'll never be the same ♪

♪ Yeah, she'll make you go insane. ♪

Sing it Puss!

♪ Upside, inside out... ♪

Give it up guys, you're
getting me a headache.

That's really sweet Gingy.

You ever heard of gInger sn*p?

Aw, wizzers on you guys.

Come on, they just having fun.
They really not that bad.

Not that bad?

I will take that as a compliment, princess.

- You should.
- Simon?

Because I rarely give them.

Easy Simon. The competition
hasn't even started, yet.

I can't help being judgmental.
It's who I am.

Alrighty. Who's up for little contest then?

Yeah, bring it on!

Welcome to, Far Far Away Idol.

Where you, that's right, you at home

get a vote, along with our judges.

Shrek, Fiona and Simon.

To crown the next,

Far Far Away Idol.

First up tonight...

It's Donkey time.

♪ The heat was on, ♪

♪ rising to the top burn yeah! ♪

♪ Everybody's going strong ♪

♪ That was when my spark got hot ♪

♪ I heard somebody say ♪

♪ Burn baby burn! Disco inferno! ♪

♪ Burn baby burn! Burn that mama down...! ♪

You on fire Donkey!

♪ Burn baby burn! ♪

No, you really on fire!

Oh yeah, yeah!

AHHHH!

♪ Domo arigato, ♪

♪ Mr. Roboto, ♪

♪ Domo ♪

♪ Domo. ♪

Come on, get real Pinocchio

I find his performance
quite wooden, actually.

♪ Some boys take a beautiful girl ♪

♪ And hide her away
from the rest of the world ♪

♪ I want to be the one to walk
in the sun. ♪

Yeah you go!

Girl?

Yeah. Go girl and get a extreme
make over and some singing lessons.

♪ Burn to the ground,
I break through the crowd ♪

♫ I'm on the hunt, I'm after you ♫

♪ I smell like I sound,
I'm lost and I'm found ♪

♫ And I'm hungry like the wolf ♫

Hungry? It sound like I gonna die!

What?

- I'm hungry for some talent, here.
- Oh aye.

And the dress, hideous.

♪ I'm too sexy for my shirt
too sexy for my shirt ♪

♪ So sexy it hurts ♪

Oh!

♪ And I'm a model you know what I mean ♪

♪ And I shake my little tush on the cat ♪

- AHH!
- Oh!

That was the artist formerly
known as Prince... Charming.

♪ We can see clearly now,
the rain has gone, ♪

♪ We can see all obstacles in our way ♪

♪ Sugar... ♪

♪ Ah honey honey. ♪

♪ You are my candy girl... ♪

They're so sweet together.

I just know that you say that Fiona.

What's next? A singing doughnuts?

♪ I, ♪

♪ am hooked on a feeling, ♪

♪ I'm high on believing ♪

I couldn't agree more Tinky.
Heard, line and stinker.

♪ I ♪

♪ You keep saying you
got something for me. ♪

♪ Something you call love, but confess. ♪

♪ Hey, these boots are made for walking, ♪

♪ And that's just what they'll do ♪

Arriba!

♪ One of these days these boots
are gonna walk all over you. ♪

The cat got my tongue and possibly my vote.

Always breaking the rules.

♪ What I like about you. ♪

♪ You hold me tight. ♪

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ Oh, tell me I'm the only one. ♪

♪ You gonna come over tonight. ♪

♫ Yeah ♫

♫ Keep on whispering in my ear. ♫

Oger all impression. Rather wonderful.

♪ Cause it's true ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪

♫ Yeah Yeah ♫

Hey!

♪ That's what I like about you ♪

♪ That's what I like about you ♪

Hey!

And now!

Who will be named.

Far far Away's next idol.

Will it be,

Pinocchio

Doris.

- The Big Bad Wolf.
- Pick me!

Charming.

- The Three Blind Mice.
- Oh! Oh!

Gingy.

- Captain Hook.
- Me me!

Puss In Boots.

- Shrek and Fiona.
- Pick me!

- Or...
- Me!

Yes you too Donkey.

And the next Far Far Away Idol is...

No,.. You got to be joking.

Nope. It's me everyone.

♪ For what is a man. ♪

♪ What has he got ♪

♪ If not himself ♪

♪ Then he has not ♪

♪ To say the things ♪

♪ He truly feels ♪

♪ And not the words ♪

♪ Of one who kneels. ♪

♪ The record shows ♪

♪ I took the blows ♪

♪ And did it my ♪

♪ Way ♪

♪ Way ♪
Ladies and gentleman our time is up here

But we are look for to seeing
you next time on.

Far Far Away Idol.