Please, you don't have to do this.
Oh, God!
Not like this! No, you can't! Please stop!
No.
Please?
I am so sorry!
Oh, God, I want to go home!
Having fun? Am I the only one not liking this?
Well, I guess they're used to it.
I keep thinking about how far we must be from a hospital.
One with doctors who operate, instead of amputate. So dramatic.
Please, slow the f*ck down! Jesus! Relax. You're such a tourist.
He drives this road every day. He knows it a bit better than you do.
He drives like a lunatic. We're fine, aren't we?
I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
We're flying back. Fine.
And I'm picking the hotels from now on. You were right about that. I'm sorry.
Check it out.
That looks painful. Stop it!
What do you think it says? It says, "Welcome to Brazil. Now, bend over."
We have to remember that. He likes you.
Christ! Stay on the road, you lunatic!
It's goin' over!
Get out the window! Go! Go!
Amy, go! Get out!
Get out!
Go! Go! Get everybody out!
Everybody out!
Go! Go!
It's gonna tip!
Come on! Get off!
Oh, my God! It's going to go off! Get 'em out! Get 'em out!
Oh, Jesus! Did everyone get out of there?
Still think flying is a waste of money? Don't start!
Don't! Fine.
Why's my luggage always the last to come out?
Alex! Found it! Great.
I'm impressed. Why?
Like bringin' sand to the beach, isn't it? Bringing fit birds to Brazil?
That's my sister. Splendid.
Just like to know me options.
It's not an option.
You get everything? I think so.
I'm Finn. Nice to meet you. You, too.
Liam. Hi. How are you guys?
Good as gold. Hi, I'm Finn. Amy. Nice to meet you.
Liam. Amy.
Think they're planning to get us out of here? We should find out.
I'll find out. Oh, man.
You suck at driving busses!
You should do something else. Hey.
Hi.
I'm Alex. Pru.
It's nice...
You're supposed to kiss back. Sorry.
Don't actually kiss, just kiss the air.
Start again. I'm Alex.
Pru. Hi. Nice to meet you.
You speak Spanish? It's Portuguese.
What are these guys talking about? Another bus is coming in 10 hours.
10 hours? Then it's another 18 to Recife.
What did you say? About what?
Where we're headed. The way he was driving, I'm not sure.
Recife, right? Yeah.
Which is north of Salvador? On most maps.
We got on the wrong bus!
The Rastafarian! He was dodgy.
Brilliant c**ts we are. Where'd you want to go?
Floripa. You took the long way.
Yeah. Where was this bus headed? Belem.
Belem isn't famous for having a 10:1 ratio of women to men, where even the ugly girls look like Gisele? Not that I know of.
Too bad. Cause Floripa is.
6 Sports Illustrated swimsuit models are from Floripa.
Do you know how select the gene pool must be? It's a tiny town.
Leave it out. All right.
Are you getting anything? No, nothing.
You think they know something we don't?
I'm gonna walk around.
It's a photograph. Photograph. It's...
No, no... What are they...?
Jesus!
Calm down!
I'm sorry! You can't take kid's photos without asking.
How could I have known that?
"No, seniorita" would've been fine. Or even, "No, you stupid bloody gringo"!
as*h*le, I can't hear you! Leave the girl alone, okay?
Don't.
Prick.
Tabloids ran stories about foreigners stealing kids for organ transplants.
It's caused hostility to tourists.
Like the missing couple? They weren't a couple.
A French couple. Oh, I meant the kayakers.
We got no designs on your organs! Your kidneys are safe with us!
We're on holiday, for f*ck's sake!
Hey, where'd you get those from?
What'd they say? There's a bar right there. We can walk.
Is there a town? Should we wait for the bus?
They probably haven't even made the next bus.
Come on, let's go.
We'll come back later. Let's do it.
So, how did you end up here? I'm here with my little sister.
She's always wanted to come here, but Morn didn't want her to go alone with Amy so, I play the boyfriend when guys bug her.
What happens when creepy girls bother you?
What about you? You traveling alone? Yeah.
That's brave. Not really.
I go everywhere they say not to go. Columbia, Nigeria.
I spent 3 months in a favela, in Rocinha.
The only place I ever had trouble was an Australian town.
So, you're from Australia?
You got a boyfriend in Australia?
No! What?
You didn't just say that! What?
"You got a boyfriend in Australia?"
I meant that if I had a girlfriend or a sister traveling alone, I'd be worried.
That's all. Well, don't be. I can take care of myself.
So, did she say this was a proper bar with real drinks?
I don't know. She didn't say.
Christ, I'd do anything for a pint. I'd lick the sweat off a monkey's ba*ls.
"I'd lick the sweat off a monkey's ba*ls."
Christ on a cr*cker! This is amazing!
Check this out! My God!
Look at this!
My God!
It's amazing!
Oh, yes! Who wants to go for a swim?
Yeah, sure! This is what I was talking about!
They got beer? Over there.
Get your kit off, girls! Let's swim!
sh*t.
I left my top in Rio.
Mind if I go topless? Seriously?
Yeah, why not? No.
Keep your top on. Look at what they have on.
We're not in America. No one will care.
Yeah, but the idea is to tastefully reveal... as much as possible, Get a load of that. without actually revealing so much, so you can still get into heaven.
Yes!
That is a great trick. It is a Catholic country.
We're Catholics. And we don't mind.
No. In fact, I think I can speak for Liam when I say we wouldn't be offended at all.
In fact, let's all go topless. Boys and girls!
No. Amy...
Nice!
Put your shirt on. She's a naughty girl.
How about that? Is this better? Oh, no!
Come on. Let's go.
All right. Let's go get it wet!
Come on, Alex!
Let's get a drink.
Camila. Pru, Alex.
Nice to meet you.
What do you want? A coke.
You're 7,000 miles from home. Try something new.
Like what? Ever had Acai?
No.
It's this amazing drink from the Amazon... Just a coke's fine!
Thank you. No ice!
I love this country.
It's like we died on the bus and this is heaven. It's heaven, it's...
And you... anjo!
Wait.
You, too. Come on!
No ice! It's like 100 degrees!
You're ordering with dysentery, or without dysentery.
Dysentery. Fine, but you'll sh*t your pants...
Unbelievable! You think you've found your own private Shangri-La, and suddenly it's filled with backpackers in sarongs.
Welcome to paradise. I'm Svend. Pru, my sister Bea, Amy.
Finn, Liam. Where you from?
London. We're from Sweden.
Sweden! Nice!
We rode all the way from Mexico City, and stopped here 3 days ago.
Now we can't find any reason to leave.
Brazilians are the warmest, friendliest and most chilled people you're ever gonna meet.
The drinks are cheap and Camila's cooking, it's unbelievable!
They even have a barraca you can sleep in on the beach. Only 4 bucks a night.
Go on! About what?
No. It's just an expression like "no way."
Oh, yeah. I hate living up to a stereotype, but we're not leaving here until either we run out of money, or they run out of beer!
Oh, my God. So, what do you think?
About getting the bus? Look at this place! How do we get back?
We'll hitchhike to a bigger town. We'll get on a better bus... with brakes.
You in? Sure.
Yeah! Let's do it! All right, f*ck the bus!
Yes!
Camila.
More gringos arrived. Yeah?
How many?
There are 8 of them now.
They're all yours.
My little Christmas gift.
Okay. Bye. Bye
Let's go, let's go! Come on!
Amy! Amy! Come on! In the middle!
Over here!
Nice! Nobody's passing me the ball!
There you go! Here!
Get the ball! Come on, a little bit of defense!
We do know how to play this game!
Oh, my God. It's embarrassing!
You suck, Amy. Let's go! You're on our side, Alex.
Come on, Alex. Pass!
Yes!
Go Liam! Run! Run!
Hi. Hi.
I am study the English.
Okay. Okay ?
I think I maybe practice on you.
Sure. So, what's your name?
Pru. -Pm?
Yes. What is your name?
My name is Kiko. Okay.
Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
Ok, Pru. How many brothers and sisters are you having?
Only child.
Sorry. Zero. None. Zero?
Right. Only child.
Only child. Zero.
I'm having 4 brothers and 2 sisters.
Wow, big family. Big family.
Hey, my man! What's your name?
Alex. Okay, Alex. I love you America!
I love you Brazil! Yeah!
How many brothers and sisters are you having?
No, "How many brothers and sisters do you have?"
No. I'm having 4 brothers and 2 sisters.
How many brothers and sisters are you having? Do you have.
One. One sister, yeah.
Bea! Bea!
This is my sister Bea. Hi.
Hi. This is her friend Amy.
Is beautiful. Kiko.
Thank you. Easy, Kiko.
Nice to meet you.
Hi, how are you? Hi.
We're gonna get a drink. Okay.
I've been looking for you for 2 hours.
We've got another job to do. Not again. I can't.
"I can't. I can't." I'll do it tomorrow morning.
Here.
Let's go.
NOW!
Put some clothes on and let's go.
One more. Let's go. Has everybody got one?
1, 2, 3, cheers!
Cachaca, baby! Cheers.
That's disgusting! I love it!
Oh, Stop, stop, stop, stop! My music! My music!
You like dancing?
Yeah. Come here, girl!
Come on, Amy!
Jeez.
Yeah! Okay.
Dance? No. No. Go on, dance with her!
No, I'm not dancing.
She wants you!
No, it's not you. It's just, I have these very European hips.
They stay parallel to the floor at all times.
Apart from when I'm naked.
I can't do that!
You just won't take no for an answer.
Go on, show her how it's done!
Look at him go!
Hi.
Hey, my ma", my man!
Arolea. Areola?
Arolea. -Arolea A\
TO- lea. A-ro-lea.
I get a kiss just for saying your name?
Arolea.
Arolea.
This song is so nasty!
What's he saying? I'm not getting it all, but it's a list of explicit things he does in the back of his car. One being up the a*s.
You want to dance?
Yeah. Come on, let's dance.
I love Brazil!
Oh, God. You really are an angel.
Want to come back with me to London?
Wait! No, it's not like that!
I thought you liked me, no?
No.
Hey, Svend. Boa Noite.
Hey! Hey!
Bloody lightweight.
Bea!
Bea, get up.
Come on, get up. Get up!
Bea, come on, come on.
You okay? What?
You okay? No, I feel sick!
What happened?
They robbed us. What?
We got robbed. By who?
I don't know. What did they take?
Everything. What do you mean?
Our money, our credit cards, our phones, our backpacks, our passports. Everything.
Nana's ring! Yes, everything.
How did they take my f*cking earrings? They must've drugged our drinks last night.
Mom's going to k*ll me. She said not to bring the ring...
That's a very small problem right now. We have no money or way out of here.
We'll be fine.
You think so? Yeah.
Cause I'm not so sure. Come on.
What? What did she say?
She said down here to the left, but the guy said to the right, so I don't know.
Aren't the cops even worse than the criminals?
Not all of them. Come on.
Someone in this town must know what's going on.
These kids were definitely in on it. It's freaking me out.
God. What'd he say?
Let's just try up here. There's a house or something.
Are you sure we're going the right way? That's what he said.
Where are you going?
What is it? The Swedish motorcycle.
Hello!
Who's motorcycle is this? Ask him... Yeah, yeah.
That's Alex's hat. That kid has Alex's hat.
Alex! Your hat, man!
Grab him! Quick!
Wait up, Liam. I just want to talk to you!
Where'd you get that hat?
Come back here!
Wait! sh*t!
Where'd he go? I don't know.
Come back here, now!
Wait till I f*cking catch you!
f*ck' little sh*t!
Oh, sh*t!
sh*t! Is he okay?
What happened? What'd you do?
It was an accident. You threw a rock at him?
I didn't mean to hit his head. It was an accident!
We got robbed. He had Alex's cap!
It was an accident!
Leave him alone! Don't touch me!
Walk away! Let's go.
Finn, come on. Just relax. Just walk away.
Come on! Come on, come on, come on!
Are they following us? I don't think so.
We were robbed.
I know. You know?
Everybody knows. Who did it?
Who did it?
What police?
You crazy! No fuzz here, okay?
What do mean there's no police here? Where are you going?
Stay here.
Nice work. Leave him alone.
It was an accident. You don't throw a rock at a kid!
Let it go.
I'm sorry, okay. Sorry, everybody.
Let's go, guys-
Damn! Come on, come on!
Okay, man. Hold up!
Kiko, where we going?
It's not good for you in town. No kidding.
They are looking for the father of the boy you hurt. This bad man.
They find him, it's very bad for you, okay?
Ask him where we're going, Pru.
There is a house of his uncle, and he says that it's very safe for us there.
No. We just want a ride. Do you know anybody with a car?
No, no. No car. There is...
The only car is of the guy that robbed us.
You better wait for the bus. There's a bus? When's there a bus?
What time? Two day.
Today there's a bus? What time?
Let's go! What time?
Two day. Two days.
2 days! Why does everything take so long here?
2 days. Okay!
Insects are eating me alive. Look at that. All over me legs.
Leave it out.
There better be a big bag of f*cking weed at this house.
Kiko. Can we just stop for a minute?
I'll be back in a minute. Where are you going?
The men's room.
Who's idea was it to leave the bus? Who's idea was it to go to Brazil?
Yours. I wanted to go to Bali.
You're missing the point.
If we dig deep enough, I'm sure it's your fault.
Right. Which will make me feel better.
Right! And you know what?
I did want to go to Brazil. You know why?
Because I like girls, and beaches and drinking.
And they say "Come to Brazil. We've got girls and beaches and drinking."
What they completely neglect to say is anything about being chased into the jungle by an angry f*cking mob, which is not my idea of a fun vacation!
Hey, Kiko! How far is this house?
Como far?
Hey, man. Not so bad.
What do you mean? This is pretty f*cking bad!
Is there a road that we can walk on?
No roads. What kind of house has no road?
f*cking hell!
So, where are they now?
They're with Kiko.
They'll arrive tonight?
Yes.
Alive?
Yes.
Because it is very important... What are you doing?
Nothing. Don't you trust me?
The most important thing is to get them alive.
Dead, they are worthless.
Hey, mister. You wanna buy... Go away.
What are you doing?
Nothing.Don't you trust me? I ain't doing nothing.
I don't want anything. Leave me alone.
Come here, boy.
It's always the same thing with you.
Always the same.
What's the problem? Don't you trust me?
What? I've done nothing.
Nothing! Nothing. Nothing.
One, please.
Listen, boy. I want you to remember this.
In any situation, the best thing you can do
is the right thing.
The next best thing you can do
is the wrong thing.
But the worst thing you can do is nothing.
Get it out!
Let this be a lesson.
If life gives you an opportunity, do something.
No more mistakes.
Come on. Almost there.
Kiko, where are we going?
There is this place where we can rest. This place is amazing.
Check it out!
Come on. I show you something.
Wow. This is my secret place.
Can we swim here?
I show you some caves.
What caves? Where? There are caves in the water.
We'll swim, then go to house.
How close is the house? It's right on the river. 10 minutes.
Guys! Watch me! You're joking!
You're never gonna jump off this! Don't do it! It's dangerous!
Stop encouraging him! I am diving all the time!
Less talking, more action!
No! Stop! Don't, Kiko!
Kiko!
Crazy son-of-a-b*tch!
You're gonna k*ll yourself! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Come down and swim. I show you cave.
No way I'm doing that! We're coming down.
I'm staying here. You sure?
I'm just gonna chill out.
You can do it! I'm gonna stay here, too.
Right. Behave yourself.
Here? Is it there? Come on, come on!
We can't! No, no. We can't!
Follow me. It's easy swim.
You can do it!
Let's just do it! Okay.
Hey, Bea. You okay? Yeah.
Is this it? Come on. A little more far.
Follow me. Where are we?
Where are we going?
f*ck! That was a bat!
Kiko?
Let's go. What is this?
We go under. No. No. No way.
There is a hole. No. No.
Hey, man. Giving up would be easy. This is incredible.
Incredible! All right. Let's go. Fine.
Okay. 1,2,3.
What?
as*h*le! What the f*ck is this?
Jesus! That was not easy, that was scary!
And this is not incredible!
We go more! We go more!
Kiko! f*cking lunatic!
Where's he going? Kiko?! The light.
Holy sh*t!
Wow, look at this place! Bea, look at this!
Wow, this is amazing. What is this place? Very nice.
This water is so beautiful! It's my secret place.
I never making friends with gringos before. No?
No. I never ever speak with one. Really?
Well... hi there!
Oh, my God.
You okay?
What? You feel okay?
Yes, yes. I am okay.
Maybe we go back to town.
What? Yes. Is better we go back.
We just hiked 10 hours through the jungle! Did he say "go back"?
We're not going back. No way.
Yes. I think it's better.
Why? Maybe I talk with these guys, okay?
Tell them you are okay. Maybe find a ride for you.
Why are you saying this now? It's just...
It's just what?
No. Nothing.
It's 10 hours hike through the jungle, or 10 minutes to the house.
I'm done with hiking. We go to the f*cking house.
Is there a problem with the house? No.
Then we go to the house, okay?
Qkay- . Okay Okay. That's for almost k*lling us!
Come on, guys. We walk back.
Whoa! Hey. What's going on?
Oh, hey! How was it?
Awesome! There were underwater caves. With bats!
Come on. Let's jump together. Kiko! Show me how you do that.
I want to do it. Show me! I want to do it.
17213!
You guys should try it!
Dude, I want to try. Show me how you do it. Okay, okay. I go.
sh*t! He's bleeding! Kiko!
Hold on! Hold on, we're coming down!
Jesus Christ!
What happened?
He must've hit his head on a rock below. Keep his head above water!
Is he conscious?
Oh, God!
Get him to the side. Come on!
Bring him in! Over here.
What do we do? Take him back to the village.
It'll get dark. We got to the house.
Where is it? He said it's on the river. Get him out!
Wrap his head with my shirt.
Is he going to die? No.
How do you know?
Between rugby and fights, I have about a concussion a year.
When did you play rugby? I played!
We should've just gone back to the village. If we did, they'd f*cking k*ll us!
What is this place doing here?
All right?
Hello? Nearly there.
Whoa. This is crazy.
Hello?
This guy wants his privacy. Watch the dip.
Hello?
Anyone home?
Can you get a chair?
sh*t, that's deep. All right.
Keep pressure on it.
We need to close this up. Find super glue, needle and thread, anything.
Check upstairs.
Hold his head. I gotta cut some of his hair.
Hold his f*ck' head up! Sorry, I got it.
Vicodin, codeine, made out to every possible name and nationality.
Gustav Roth, Marcio Torelli. Is this some kind of youth hostel for drug addicts?
Hold this shut. I got it!
Stapler? You can't use that.
It's what they used on me when I split me head open.
Hold it closed. Hold it shut.
Okay, you got it. More.
Holy sh*t! Sorry, mate.
Okay? I got him.
Kiko, where you going? You okay?
Kiko. Kiko, you okay?
Kiko.
Should we keep him awake? I don't know.
He could have a concussion.
Clothes.
Smoked herring.
Let's see. Mushrooms and cheese. That's good.
Hey. Look what I got. You want some, don't you?
You want some. Come here. Up here. Yeah.
Nasty. Here you go.
Yeah!
Hey!
Anything good? I think our luck might be turning.
Oh, yeah? 20-year-old single malt.
What the hell is this?
Who the hell are these people?
Thank you.
This house is so f*cking creepy.
Kiko will show us the way out in the morning.
If he dies, how do we get back?
He's not gonna die. Cause I don't wanna be here when we say, "Hello, mate. Here's your dead nephew. By the way, you're out of scotch."
And why is there no road? What kind of hermit lives in...
Yea, I know. Leave it out.
How does this rank with your other trips?
After these last days, right at the bottom. You?
We had a tough time in Cambodia. At least we had that hash.
Yeah, and those Dutch girls.
I just want to go home.
His uncle.
What's going on?
I'm not sure.
Kiko, what's...
Hi. Hi.
You guys are American, huh?
Cool. I've been one time to New York.
Go. Run.
What? Run right now.
This guy has plans for you and your friends.
His plans are pretty f*cking elaborate, and pretty f*cked. If I were you, I'd run.
Look, we didn't...
We're friends of Kiko. He said...
sh*t!
Kiko. Where the f*ck did you take us?! Tell him we're your friends.
Where are you going? Tell him we're your friends!
Where are you going?
Alex, help me!
Get your f*cking hands off her!
Back off!
Alex! God!
Don't take this personal, okay?
If it makes you feel any better, please know that I am doing this for a good cause.
Did you know that in America, there is a 7 year wait for a healthy kidney?
And in Europe, it's worse.
So...
If a rich gringo needs a kidney, what does he do?
Wait, and get sick and die like the rest of us?
No.
He comes here to Brazil, to take advantage of our bounty.
And of our poverty.
The whole history of our country is you taking from us.
From our land.
Rubber, sugar, gold.
And from our bodies. For sl*ves, for sex.
And now for...
For our insides.
But I have had enough.
Take the knife!
Take it! Take the knife! Cut yourself out!
Take this over here.
Cut!
Bea, hurry!
Thatta girl.
Thatta girl!
Cut it!
Hurry!
It sickens my heart, this combination.
You're greed, and our weakness.
And so, I am thinking, maybe there's something I can do to even the scales, just a little.
To help you find a way to give back.
Today, I am to take the organs of all of you, and give them to the People's Hospital in Rio.
Counting down from right now, I have...
I have about 12 hours to get your liver, and your kidneys, and the liver and kidneys of all your f*cking amiguinhos, into the helicopter and back to the city.
I'd take your hearts, too.
Your corneas. Even the skin from your lily-white asses.
But they don't travel too well.
You can only keep a heart outside a body for 6 hours.
But I want that.
I want a heart.
The heart of some arrogant f*cking gringo tourist pumping life back into the veins of a little brasileiro.
But that's gonna take more planning.
Your turn.
Come on, let's go.
Come on, come on!
Kiko, grab the key!
Go! Go!
Come on! Come on!
Hurry UP!
We'll meet at the waterfall. Take her to the waterfall! Go!
Alex! Let's get him out!
Please. Please don't!
Please! Please!
No! No!
No, please don't!
No, please! Please don't!
Lift it up!
I'm stuck! Come on! Let's go!
Go! Go! Go, man! Go!
I'm not leaving Finn. What? Don't be stupid!
What the f*ck? Go, man!
Get the f*ck away from me, Kiko!
Stay back!
We should split up.
Fine! Go! Go!
Come on. I'll get you out of here.
You're all right, okay? You're okay.
Help me carry him out!
f*ck! Hurry up! Hurry up!
Come on! Come on!
Quick! Quick!
Come on! Let's go! Go! Go! Go!
Go!
Run! Run!
Finn!
Oh, my God! Come on! He's dead!
Let's go! Let's go!
Jesus! Come on!
You crazy! You crazy!
Stupid son of a b*tch! What are you doing?! " f*ck you!
Liam!
God damn it! Alex!
Hi.
Is Amy? Amy? No. No, she's gone.
I'm sorry.
Hey, man.
It's danger, dangerous, okay? Let's go.
Come on, Bea. Up!
Let's go.
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Hey, guys. Come on!
You okay? I've been here most of the night.
What about the others?
They're gone.
We've got to go. Be quiet. Silence!
Stop it!
You crazy, man! It's your fault!
You knew this would happen to us!
He's risking his life! f*ck that!
Go! Get down! Dive!
Come with me.
You okay? What are we going to do?
We gotta find a way out of here.
There's someone coming! I'll find another way out. Follow me.
Turn off your light.
He's coming! Let's go! I can't!
Bea, you have to! Come on!
Where's Bea? I don't know.
Bea!
Bea! It's me!
You okay? Never leave me again.
Over here.
Just take my hand. Come on. There's land. We can get out of here.
There's no end, huh?
There's a bridge. This might be the way out.
Let me see it.
It's fine.
Here, hold this.
It's fine. Let's just find a way out of here.
We should just keep heading up. All right. Let's go.
Alex, get down.
Turn off your light.
Jamoru?
Jamoru?
Don't move. Don't f*cking move.
Alex! What are you doing? Get off him!
Stop! Alex!
What are you doing?
Oh, my God!
k*ll the f*cking gringos.
k*ll them. Do what I tell you.
What?
We've treated you well. Don't you think. k*ll them!
Don't you want to point the g*n at him! I'am your boss! I'am your boss!
Don't you want to... k*ll them!
Point the g*n at him! k*ll them!
Stupid ape.
This is stupid. Why don't we just take the bus?
We can take the bus and see the land. Bus takes forever.
That's why we came, to experience new things. Yeah, I guess.
Take the plane. What?
Take the plane. Thanks, man.
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