[ music ]
- wool, cotton, and nylonare all up.
But polyester is down.
And that'sthe Sock Market Report.
- Thank you, Mary.We now go to Captain Man,
live from the Man's Nest,to explain
exactly what happened last nightat Swellview Prison.
- Thanks for having me.Glad to be here.
Thanks so much.- Thank you
for taking timeout of your busy schedule
of letting hundreds of criminalsout of jail.
- Let's keep in mind, Trent,
that if inspirational prisonmovies have taught us anything,
it's that the vast majorityof the people
in that jail were innocent.
- Are you saying thatall the criminals
you mistakenly freedwere innocent?
Criminals like The Toddler,Dr. Minyak,
Arson Boy, Frankini--- Well not necessarily.
- I'm not done.Mr. Nice Guy, Jeff,
Lil' Mustache, Big Mustache,
The Midnight Tickler,The Time Jerker,
Trenchfoot--- Okay. Look, we can talk about
who escaped all day long--- And we will:
Sue Nami, The White Collar,Mr. Guilty--
- Okay we definitelyhave to catch Mr. Guilty
and we will, I promise--
- How? You don't have Kid Dangerto help you anymore.
- Don't you dare say his name.
I have everything under control.
Because I have a new team:Danger Force.
- Yes, the ones who helped you
free thosevery guilty criminals.
- Well as we speak,
Danger Force is combingthe streets of Swellview...
to find those criminals.
- Why aren't youout there helping them?
- If you must know, I havea massage scheduled today...
- I'm so sorry.- We didn't know.
- I forgive you.
So after I have my massage anda nice glass of spicy milk--
- Oooh! I love spicy milk.- Who doesn't?
Fresh from Swellview'sfamous spicy cows.
- Yeah, so I'll get out thereand help Danger Force
round up the criminals.If I even have to.
'Cuz any minute nowI'll bet my team
is gonna come walking in thereand say,
"Captain Man -- we got 'em."
- Captain Man -- we got 'em!
CAPTAIN MAN:Oooh, right on time --
who'd you get?- Not a who but a what.
And that what is some wings.
CAPTAIN MAN: You're supposed tobe rounding up criminals.
- We were.
- No criminalsat the wing store.
- Just these bad boys.
Amirite?!- Hey-yo!
VOLT: Oh hey! Are we live?
- Yes, yes we are.
- Whattup NEWSERS???
- Okay, this is my interview.
- It doesn't seem like you haveeverything under control.
- No, no I've goteverything under control!
We're taking this situationvery seriously.
- She's dancing.- She shouldn't be dancing
she's supposed to belooking for criminals-
- I lost themat the wing store but I--
Are you doing an interview?- Yes! Live!
- Oopsie!
- Now both of them are dancing.
- Yeah. This is uh...this is their victory dance.
- Which we'll doon our enemies' graves.
- Oh my!
CAPTAIN MAN: Get themoutta here!
SHOUTOUT: I'm trying!
- Oh come on!You knocked over the map!
- Oopsie!- Captain Man, it seems
your team is embarrassing itselfonce again.
AWOL: You know what, Trent?
Let me explain something to youabout Danger Force.
We don't play by your rules,old man.
- I don't see why you have tobring my age into this--
- Too hot! Too hot!It's burning my mouth.
- I got The Toddler!
CAPTAIN MAN: What?You got The Toddler?!
- Do I get a treat?SHOUTOUT: You need milk!
- That's not The Toddler.That's just a toddler.
- I need milk!- Do I still get a treat?
- Here's some milk.
- No that's spicy milk!
[ AWOL screams ]
AWOL: Get away from me!
[ AWOL screams ]
- It's under control.
[ music ]
It all just kinda happened.
[ kids all taking at once ]
- Stop talking!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
[ kids in unison ]- Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell.- I know.
[ music ]
- Keep it goin'.
Put your back into it.
- We've been doing thisfor too long.
- Yeah, how much longerdo we have to practice fighting?
- As long as I say!- I feel like you're mad.
- I am mad!
You guys embarrassed meon the news.
- Why do we evenhave to practice fighting?
We've got superpowers!
- Yeah and you're super-trashat using 'em.
[ Mika and Chapa gasp ]
- If you were trying to offendus-- congratulations, sir.
MIKA: You know what,Danger Force?
Let's show this guywhat we can do.
- Oh here it comes.
[ Mika screams ]
- There it is everybody,strap in.
What are you guys doing?Are you trying to use
your powers right now?
None of this is working.
Miles, are youin a Journey concert?
Bose, do you have touse the potty?
Because it looks likeyou need to make a boom-boom.
- Haaaaaa!
- I moved those with my mind!
- No I zapped them over!
- I knocked them overwith my scream!
- Actually, I teleported over,knocked them down,
and teleported back.Points for Miles!
- Okay, okay...- I obviously did that.
You guys saw me, right?
RAY: Hey, hey. Okay! Hey!
Y'know what, guys?If we ever get into a fight
with an army of angry pencils...
I'll probably still have todo everything myself.
[ alarm tone rings ]
SCHOOL ROOM VOICE: [span]Stranger approaching.[/span]
[span]School mode activated.[/span]
- Let's go, let's go, let's go!
RAY: Come on, come on.Pick it up. Come on.
[ alarm tone continues to ring ]
Hey hi hello yes hello hi.Can I help you?
These kids are just learning.MIKA: Normal.
- Yeah we're just--normal stuff.
- Yeah.MILES: Four kids learning.
- School.- Gifted children of world.
RAY: Yep.- What are you learning?
- Biology.- None of your business.
- Books.
- Who are you?- Just a guy.
- Well what are you doing here?
- Just strollin'.Saw this school.
Thought I'd stroll inand ask some questions.
- Oh! Slow your stroll, guy.
- Is that your kid?
- Scissors!!!
- Get outta here!
What is that toddlerstill doing here?
I thought I told you to take himback where you found him.
- And I thought I told you
I can't rememberwhere I found him.
- We have bigger problemsthan the fact that
Bose kidnapped a childand gave him giant scissors:
I just got a GuGu alert.
The video of Ray's interviewearlier went viral.
They gave us stupid names.- What?!
- Breaking news! A disastrousinterview on KLVY
and this time,it wasn't Mary's fault.
- That's right, Trent.Mary did good.
But you know who did bad?
These kids who ruinedan otherwise perfect interview.
- Once known as Danger Force,these kids are now being called
Oopsie Girl, The Wing Wimp,Spicy Milk,
and Gorgeous Hair Boy.
[ the kids all groanin frustration ]
- Ugh, when will people stoptalking about my gorgeous hair?
It's like... my eyesare down here, people.
- I do not want my superheroname to be Spicy Milk.
- I object to The Wing Wimpin the strongest possible terms.
- Well have you thought aboutwhat you want your names to be?
- Yes. I wanna be ShoutOut,'cuz once I shout -- you're out.
- And I'm AWOL,because just like that...
I'm gone.
- I'm Volt, because...
Okay hold on...- Right.
- And I'm Gorgeous Hair Boy--wait!
No! I'm Brainstorm.
Because I'm smart -- wait!No...
- So... what do you think?
- I think...
those names are pretty swet.
- Yeah.- I know.
They're swet. You know.- Well then you're in trouble.
[ Ray and the kids in unison ]- Aahhh!
- Because if the news saysyour superhero name three times,
that's your superhero namefor-ever.
- How'd you evenget in here, Guy?!
Our security system'sincredible.
- I know.I built it.
- Huh?- You what?
- WHAAATTT?!
- Schwoz?
- Yes it's me, Schwoz!
I was just pretendingto be Guy to make sure
you all followedthe security protocol.
- Well were you also justpretending that if the news
says our dumb namesthree times,
they becomeour real superhero names?
- [ laughs ]Ohhhh no.
No, I don't joke about names.Only faces.
- Schwoz is right. Back beforeI was known as Captain Man,
I was almost knownas Angry Punch Guy.
- Why would youcall yourself that?
- I didn't!Trent Overunder did.
Twice! And he was almost said ita third time.
- Well what stopped him?
- He got a liiittle visitfrom Angry Punch Guy.
- Dozens of protestersflooded the streets
but their free speech wasthwarted by pro-w*r activist
and Swellview'snewest superhero,
Angry Punch--
- That's not my name, dig?
- Now let's disco, baby.
[ disco music ]
♪ Ahhhhh!
♪ Ahhhhh!
♪ Ahhhhhhh!
♪ AAAAHHHH!
♪ If you do not know my namejust call me Captain Man ♪
♪ You never saw me comingnow you'll be my biggest fan ♪
- How old are you?
- Next person who asks mehow old I am
is going to get a little visitfrom Angry Punch Guy.
Who is thirty-s...thirty. Thirty.
- So... how did you get people
to start calling youCaptain Man?
- I just got the mostpopular person in Swellview
to say my name on the radio.
- [ laughs ]The radio?
How old are youuu...
...nicorns when they gettheir horns?
Oh I just remembered it's seven.
- Who did you get tosay your name on the radio?
- A DJ named Coyote Jake.
COYOTE JAKE: [span]Ah-oooooooo![/span]
[span]Yeah baby it's Coyote Jake [span]comin' at ya.[/span][/span]
[span]In the studio with me right now [span]is the hero[/span][/span]
[span]who's fixin' to high-five [span]Nixon, Captain Mannnnnnn![/span][/span]
CAPTAIN MAN ON THE RADIO: [span]That's right -- I hate commies, [span]but I love mommies.[/span][/span]
COYOTE JAKE: [span]Ah-oooooooo![/span]
CAPTAIN MAN AND COYOTE JAKEIN UNISON: [span]- Ah-ooooooooooooo![/span]
- Oh my god!- Yeah. That happened.
- No it's Ellis!
- We should probably go get him.
- Yeah.
- Ah-oooooooooo!
- Ellis, you shouldn't runwith giant scissors!
Run with thesenormal sized ones!
- We gotta get that kidback to his parents.
- After I stop Trent and Maryfrom ever sayingthose names again.
- You'd better hurry --the two thirty-eight newsstarts in twelve minutes.
- It's two twenty-six already?!
- Alright I'm out.- I'll drop you off.
With my super power.
- Yaaaahhh!
- Maybe you should walk.
- Down the tube!
- So while Chapa takes care ofTrent and Mary,
Miles and I will go findthe most popular personin Swellview.
- Lucky you.'Cuz you're lookin' at him.
- You're not the mostpopular person in Swellview.
- YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH,SCHWOZ.
- No, look!
- Who is Natalie Mazdah?
- Ohhhh, she's the girlwho was recently
on the same flightas Emma Watson.
- That's riiiight.- Oh, her?!
Ooooh. Can't competewith that.
- No.MIKA: Not even a little--
She's probably at thatnew restaurant
that only serves foodsthat are blended.
- Hip Hop Purée?- Mm-hmm.
She holds court there every daystarting at two forty-two.
- But that's onlyfourteen minutes from now!
- It's two twenty-eightalready?!
- Yes! Go!Go go go!
- I got him!
[ in unison ]- Down the tube!
- Okay, you and Bose go findthis kid's parents.
- That won't be hard. I enteredhis genetic information
into the Man's Nest computerand created an image
of exactly whathis mom looks like.
SCHWOZ: We'll use thisand go find her.
RAY: Okay. Like I said,me and Bose
are going to findthis kid's mom.
- But you just said--
[ disgruntled gibberish ]
- and that's how Swellview'sbeloved Officer Jamz
keeps popping,and locking, up criminals.
- He sure does, Mary.
Swellview loves Bennie,that dog with a hat.
But Swellview also loveslaughing at
that terrible interviewwith Captain Man
that was roonedby the members of Danger Force.
- That's right Trent,and their names are--
VOLT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
- Oh, look it's Spicy Milk!- Shut up!
- Where's Oopsie Girl?!- Stop talking!
- And The Wing Wimpand Gorgeous Hair Boy.
He's my favorite!
[ Volt grunts ]
- Hey!That almost hurt.
- Security!
- Flyin' in! Sorry.
I got caught grazing inthe donut fields over in crafty.
- [ chuckles ]Oh, I've been there.
- Plus I thought this was alljust part of rehearsal.
- Wait.This was just a rehearsal?
- Of course it was.
You don't just dothe two thirty-eight news
without a rehearsal.
[ Mary, Trent laugh ]
- That's funny.
- We're definitely gonna sayyour names again,
but for realsies next time.
- [ mumbles through donut ]Uh-oh. No, no, no.
- Those aren't our names,ya dig?!
[ music ]
- so I'm boarding the plane.
As I walk down the aisletoward my seat, who do I see?
- This is my favorite part.
- Emma Watson.
[ Natalie's fans gasp ]
- Okay where's Natalie Mazdah?
- I'm pretty sureshe's right there.
- Emma had an aisle seat,not a window,
and I'll betyou're asking yourself why.
If you ask me, I thinkit's because Emma Watson
has already seen it all.
- Hi! Hi!Hello. Hi!
- We need you to say our names.
- Why do you want meto say your names?
- Because we're super--- --fans of yours.
And of Emma Watson's.Excuse us.
- What are you doing?We need her to say our names.
- We forgot to changeinto our uniforms.
We can't look like this andtell her our superhero names.
- Okay, we'll be right back!
- Uhhh no we won't!
But... some other peoplemight come back in!
- And you should reallysay their names!
On vide--
- Okay, that was weird.
Almost as weird as the time...
- Oh my god...- I found myself...
- Where...?- On the same flight...
- As?- As Emma Watson.
- She said it!
- Well if you had broughtbaby food like I asked you,
we wouldn't have to stop hereto feed Ellis.
- You know what,you have been critical
since the moment we left.
- Don't fightin front of our boy.
[ Ellis starts crying ]
- Well I hope you're happy.
- Swellview loves Bennie,that dog with a hat.
But Swellview also loveslaughing at
that terrible interviewwith Captain Man
that was rooned by the membersof Danger Force.
- That's right Trent,and their names are
Oopsie Girl, The Wing Wimp,Spicy Milk,
and Gorgeous Hair Boy.
- He's my favorite.
- Aww, [ annoyed mumbling ]
- Yeah that jelly surprise'llgit'ya every dang time.
- You didn't say that.You said you packed it.
- When we left the house--- I never said that.
- Hi, I got yourblended cheeseburger,
blended Thanksgiving Dinner,
and an entire blendedchocolate cake!
- Thank you.- Thank you.
- Oh and here's somespicy milk to wash it down!
- Okay, thank you very much.- No worries.
- You wanna lil' sipof chocolate cake?
- Hey, don't let him drinkhis chocolate cake
until he drinksall of his cheeseburger.
- He's had a long day.- I've had a long day.
- Oh, let's make it about you!Let's make it about you!
- Oh, it's never about me!- Will you just--
Ahhh! Great!
Here. Take him.
- You're giving him to me?- Yes.
- You had himfor like five minutes.
- I have to go wash this off.
[ whispers ]This is my "hot mom" shirt!
- He loves you buddy.
He just doesn't knowhow to show it.
- Okay, hurry, hurry.- Don't tell me my pace.
- Hey, what are you guysdoing here?
- What are you doing here?
- Honestly? I forget.Dad brain.
- You're supposed to belooking for Ellis's parents.
He's missing!
- He's not missing,he's right here.
- Errr-aaaahhhh!
- Let's go get Natalie Mazdahto say our names
before someone says--
- Hey, it's Wing Wimpand Oopsie Girl!
- That.
- Right our super hero names!
Wait for me, I'll transformand be right back.
- No, no, no...- We're in a hurry...
- Hey, lady!
- Did you get the newsto stop saying our names?
- Technically? No.
But actually...also, no.
- So the news has saidour names twice?!
- Technically? Yes.
- Hi, I'm calling aboutyour missing child?
We've got him atHip Hop Purée.
No, I didn't kidnap him!
- Alright.SHOUTOUT: I found him.
- Drink some cheese burger.Don't move.
BRAINSTORM: Let's make it quick.
If this kid misses his nap,then there goes my day.
- Natalie Mazdah!- Hi.
- We are Danger Force!- Yeah.
And my name's notWing Wimp, it's--
- Well, well, well...
- It's The Toddler!Someone save Natalie Mazdah!
- Who cares aboutNatalie Mazdah?!
- But she once wason a plane with Emma Watson!
- Okay let's put a pin in that
because I really want tohear that story later.
But first!Toddie's hungry.
- Not on our watch, Toddler.
- Who are you?
- We're Danger Force.
- Yeah, that's Spicy Milkand she's Oopsie Girl...
[ Danger Forceall shouting at once ]
- Okay, alright, enough!
I don't care what your namesare, just stay outta my way.
- Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa--okay lemme try again--
- What are you doing?- waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Okay this usuallyworks--waaaaaaaaaaaa!
- You did it!
- I got this.Special delivery -- to jail.
- Uh, what?
Oh, great! We're right next tothe blended cake.
- Ahhhh!
TODDLER: C'mon, hurry up.
- Yaaah! Yaaah!
- Ow!- Noooooooooo!!!
- Fill them up.Let's get some blended cake.
[ Volt grunts ]
- Aww yeah!Free money!
- What are you kids doing?!
- Saving... the day!
- I don't think you are!
- Forget our powerslet's just get 'em!
[ ShoutOut, AWOLand Volt scream ]
- Spicy... milk...
- That's... not my name!
- No! Use...the spicy milk!
- Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
- Ahhhhhhhhhh!
- Ahhhh!
- Hey! No fair!
Those were my best goo--
- [ cries ]Moooooooommmmmmyyyyyy...!
Ahhh... spicy milk.
[ cheers from everyonein the restaurant ]
- Well, I couldn'tget the stain out.
Thank you, thank you I know...
I'm huge.
- We just beatour first bad guys!
- Don't care, gettin' claps...
- Ellis!
- Daddies!
- Ummm, excuse me?Who are you guys?
- We're Ellis's dads.
- Okaaaaaay...where are Ellis's moms?
- I'm sorry?- Where is this lady?
I'm looking for this lady.
- That's Ellis's birth mother,Samantha.
We adopted him.
She lives in Nova Scotia.
- What a colossalwaste of time...
- Well buddy...I guess this is goodbye.
- Goodbye, Brainstorm.
[ Brainstorm gasps ]
- Goodbye, ShoutOut.Goodbye, AWOL.
Goodbye, Volt.
- Adios.- See ya.
- Byeee...- Love you, son.
- And that...is the best thing I've seen...
since I saw...Emma Watson...
on a plane.
- What a sweet momentfor ShoutOut, AWOL,
Volt, and Brainstorm.- You can say that again.
- And I will...What a sweet moment
for ShoutOut, AWOL, Volt,and Brainstorm.
- Let's do it together!
[ in unison ]- What a sweet moment
for ShoutOut, AWOL, Volt,and Brainstorm.
- Yay!!
- Now I kinda' missGorgeous Hair Boy.
- I miss when Raywasn't obsessed
with finding Ellis's mom.
- Yeah hi, Samantha Aaronsen?
Yeah, yeah yeah...let me ask youa question: are you hot?
RAY: Hello?
Yeah, I guess we got cut off.
So, Air-bear, talk to me.You like a nine?
A ten?-- Hello? Hello?
Signal up here is terrible.
[ music ]
♪ Always on the scenein the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see troubleI know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay
♪ I'm okaaaay!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
01x02 - Say My Name
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.